After yet another year unforgivable controversies, becoming a Reddit mod,
buying a content house, getting braces,
it's clear that we need another major change here. In spite of being so
obviously problematic, I owe it to what
little remains of our original world-class team to try to grow this
company and create new opportunities for them.
That's why when Financial Optimization and Market Operations Foundry approached
us about an acquisition with a deal that was
sweet as honey, not to mention some great new ideas for helping to maintain
our financial solvency, I just couldn't sign the deal fast
enough. In the short couple of months since they took over, we have synergized
our efficiencies with the power of AI. We've streamlined our payroll
optimizations and today, I'm actually really excited to
tell you guys, we're announcing Linus Coin, a web 6.9 initial coin offering
that I've been told that legally I
cannot say is guaranteed to double your initial
investment or more. All you have to do is buy your token
today, wait some period of time, and then redeem it for double what you paid
or more on lttstore.com.
So, let's talk about that and everything else that I'm excited to share about
this next chapter of Linus Media Group.
Including this exciting segue to our sponsor,
dbrand. Their unhinged touch grass skins
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next time someone tells you to touch grass on the internet, it'll be right
there. You don't have to go outside at all. You can get them now at shortlinus.com.
While skyrocketing prices for RAM, SSDs, hard drives, not to mention basic
necessities have put a lot of pressure on our writing department. FOMO Foundry
showed me that with the power of AI, I don't have to see them struggle
anymore. That's right. The departures you guys
saw recently, those were just the appetizer. And I'm
proud to announce that our writing department is the first one that was
successfully completely replaced by ChatGPT. I mean, sorry, I shouldn't say
completely replaced by ChatGPT because
YouTube themselves also contributed to our uh
streamlined new workforce through their inspiration tab.
Now, I won't lie. I was a little bit apprehensive when we started going in
this direction. But, when you consider how our views have
only gone up since we started this transition,
I don't see a downside. I mean, check this out.
And print it. Ready for the teleprompter.
On the subject of printing, why use graphic designers who need
chairs and food and drink and money when
you can just do everything yourself? Watch this.
Cute computer giving thumbs up t-shirt
design. I just typed that into our proprietary LTT LLM and
click send. That was funny. For some reason, this
LLM is really expensive. And kind of slow, but it does a great
job, so we're just going to keep using it.
You can get this shirt today, by the way, for a limited time at lttstore.com.
Now, this is a perfect time for us to address the elephant in the room. If you
saw our how LTT makes and spends money videos, you'll know that we pivoted from
being a media company to a product company ages ago. And during a recent
executive meeting, FOMO Foundry outlined their strategy to double down on that.
Hey guys. Where's Terrence?
He is on, let's say, vacation.
Oh. That makes sense. I mean, you guys have been doing such a great job without him.
This new scheme of yours, brilliant. It's going to fund the
company for the next six, seven years, easy. It's the LTT
Challenge Coin. And before you think
this ICO is going to be yet another rug pull,
it's not. This is the real deal, and
FOMO Foundry has been a huge help getting this coin made. Great job, guys.
Remember when I got the shaft on our
original screwdriver production run? They made 100,000
defective shafts that we ended up repurposing to make
the Screwdriver Pen. Well,
what I didn't tell you is I got railed twice. That same
up supplier also made 100,000
faulty zinc ratchet housings. As for our engineering team,
they had over 3 years to figure out what to do with these. FOMO did it in a day.
That's why they're gone, too. Melt them down into a coin. Yes, melt them all
down. And melt them down we did. The zinc housings, of course.
We worked with an incredible coin minting partner down in the 11th
province and crafted 10,000 of these
standard coins that are redeemable at two to one, along with 100 rare coins
that can be redeemed four to one, and 10
ultra-rare coins that can be redeemed at a 10 to one rate on lttstore.com.
I actually tried asking for one of the ultra rares for myself, but they said
that and this is a quote, my meat bag
performance was a little underwhelming.
But uh hey, at least you guys will get a chance at one.
One per customer. Enough about this though. Let's shoot
that video that I wrote earlier.
Actually, kind of think of it. There is one thing I'm finding a little bit
confusing about this. The AI executives say that this will fund the company for
years, but if we're selling it for half
of what it's worth, I won't we be losing money? I don't
really >> Don't Don't worry about that, Linus. Just send it to the No, but the math is simple.
Less than and then selling for but No, that doesn't make any sense.
That's right. You'll be getting a cool collectible and doubling your money
in credit on lttstore. Now, I legally
can't call this an investment, so why don't I show you guys this cool video
about the origin of challenge coins?
While many stories have appeared over the years, the most common is that the
challenge coins were used to identify oneself in the absence of military ID.
A World War I soldier had escaped German captivity
and managed to make it back to a French outpost, according to the story. The
French were going to kill the soldier until he showed the squadron medallion
around his neck, which was enough proof to look into his claims.
Which would have helped Elijah in this case, but he doesn't have a Linus coin
on him. And in a world where companies are using AI to impersonate people, you
can never be too sure who's real and who's not.
TAKE HIM OUT. NOW, you may be asking, how the heck are
you going to make any money off this, Linus? Don't ask that.
Instead, look at this helpful diagram the FOMO executive team gave me to help
explain it. As you can see, FOMO invests in Linus
Media Group. Now, they own us. We make products for them, like the challenge
coin. We then sell that challenge coin at a loss to get people hooked on FOMO
Foundry. FOMO Foundry takes that money and reinvests in us here. Literally,
everyone makes money this way. Nobody gets stuck holding the bag.
So, get yours today because I really did lose a ton of money buying
those zinc housings, and I just plain
can't keep myself out of mild, boring
controversies. So, I really need this cash injection if I'm going to make the
Gamer Jet a reality. Which I did, by the way.
Cute, isn't she? Can't do the tour today cuz well,
you know how it is. So, the full video is coming tomorrow, but only if we get
enough people to visit fomofoundry.ai, our new parent company's website. So, go
check that out, and I will see you guys there.
But, not before I tell you about our sponsor, dbrand. Last year, dbrand
launched limited-edition touch grass skins that, just like the name implies,
allowed you to touch grass from the comfort of your own home, or the bus, or
a strip club. Apparently, they're really popular right now. Anyway, the point is,
with touch grass, every time you pick up your phone to respond to a text, or just
to doomscroll TikTok, you can be actively touching grass. And the reissue
is even better because they support even more devices. You can now get some real
fake grass for all the latest major smartphones, laptops, tablets, and
gaming devices. Plus, every order of touch grass includes a free blue sky,
not to be confused with the social media platform Blue Sky. dbrand's blue sky is
just a blue sky with 3D printed clouds.
It's the perfect substitute for, you know, going outside. That's right, touch
grass and blue sky are back for a limited time only, but only while
supplies last. So, hurry on over to shortlinemus.com to pick them up before
they're gone forever. Ever.
Ever. If you guys enjoyed this video, how
about you go and watch how does LMG spend money? We talk a little bit about
the financial struggles that brought us to this point, as well as uh
Well, there's a teaser for this thing in there if you were paying really close attention.