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After yet another year unforgivable controversies, becoming a Reddit mod,

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buying a content house, getting braces,

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it's clear that we need another major change here. In spite of being so

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obviously problematic, I owe it to what

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little remains of our original world-class team to try to grow this

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company and create new opportunities for them.

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That's why when Financial Optimization and Market Operations Foundry approached

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us about an acquisition with a deal that was

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sweet as honey, not to mention some great new ideas for helping to maintain

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our financial solvency, I just couldn't sign the deal fast

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enough. In the short couple of months since they took over, we have synergized

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our efficiencies with the power of AI. We've streamlined our payroll

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optimizations and today, I'm actually really excited to

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tell you guys, we're announcing Linus Coin, a web 6.9 initial coin offering

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that I've been told that legally I

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cannot say is guaranteed to double your initial

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investment or more. All you have to do is buy your token

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today, wait some period of time, and then redeem it for double what you paid

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or more on lttstore.com.

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So, let's talk about that and everything else that I'm excited to share about

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this next chapter of Linus Media Group.

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Including this exciting segue to our sponsor,

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dbrand. Their unhinged touch grass skins

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are back for a limited time only. So, make sure you pick one up now. So, the

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next time someone tells you to touch grass on the internet, it'll be right

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there. You don't have to go outside at all. You can get them now at shortlinus.com.

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While skyrocketing prices for RAM, SSDs, hard drives, not to mention basic

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necessities have put a lot of pressure on our writing department. FOMO Foundry

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showed me that with the power of AI, I don't have to see them struggle

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anymore. That's right. The departures you guys

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saw recently, those were just the appetizer. And I'm

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proud to announce that our writing department is the first one that was

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successfully completely replaced by ChatGPT. I mean, sorry, I shouldn't say

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completely replaced by ChatGPT because

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YouTube themselves also contributed to our uh

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streamlined new workforce through their inspiration tab.

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Now, I won't lie. I was a little bit apprehensive when we started going in

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this direction. But, when you consider how our views have

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only gone up since we started this transition,

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I don't see a downside. I mean, check this out.

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And print it. Ready for the teleprompter.

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On the subject of printing, why use graphic designers who need

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chairs and food and drink and money when

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you can just do everything yourself? Watch this.

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Cute computer giving thumbs up t-shirt

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design. I just typed that into our proprietary LTT LLM and

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click send. That was funny. For some reason, this

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LLM is really expensive. And kind of slow, but it does a great

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job, so we're just going to keep using it.

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You can get this shirt today, by the way, for a limited time at lttstore.com.

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Now, this is a perfect time for us to address the elephant in the room. If you

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saw our how LTT makes and spends money videos, you'll know that we pivoted from

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being a media company to a product company ages ago. And during a recent

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executive meeting, FOMO Foundry outlined their strategy to double down on that.

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Hey guys. Where's Terrence?

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He is on, let's say, vacation.

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Oh. That makes sense. I mean, you guys have been doing such a great job without him.

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This new scheme of yours, brilliant. It's going to fund the

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company for the next six, seven years, easy. It's the LTT

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Challenge Coin. And before you think

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this ICO is going to be yet another rug pull,

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it's not. This is the real deal, and

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FOMO Foundry has been a huge help getting this coin made. Great job, guys.

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Remember when I got the shaft on our

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original screwdriver production run? They made 100,000

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defective shafts that we ended up repurposing to make

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the Screwdriver Pen. Well,

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what I didn't tell you is I got railed twice. That same

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up supplier also made 100,000

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faulty zinc ratchet housings. As for our engineering team,

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they had over 3 years to figure out what to do with these. FOMO did it in a day.

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That's why they're gone, too. Melt them down into a coin. Yes, melt them all

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down. And melt them down we did. The zinc housings, of course.

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We worked with an incredible coin minting partner down in the 11th

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province and crafted 10,000 of these

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standard coins that are redeemable at two to one, along with 100 rare coins

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that can be redeemed four to one, and 10

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ultra-rare coins that can be redeemed at a 10 to one rate on lttstore.com.

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I actually tried asking for one of the ultra rares for myself, but they said

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that and this is a quote, my meat bag

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performance was a little underwhelming.

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But uh hey, at least you guys will get a chance at one.

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One per customer. Enough about this though. Let's shoot

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that video that I wrote earlier.

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Actually, kind of think of it. There is one thing I'm finding a little bit

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confusing about this. The AI executives say that this will fund the company for

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years, but if we're selling it for half

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of what it's worth, I won't we be losing money? I don't

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really >> Don't Don't worry about that, Linus. Just send it to the No, but the math is simple.

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Less than and then selling for but No, that doesn't make any sense.

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That's right. You'll be getting a cool collectible and doubling your money

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in credit on lttstore. Now, I legally

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can't call this an investment, so why don't I show you guys this cool video

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about the origin of challenge coins?

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While many stories have appeared over the years, the most common is that the

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challenge coins were used to identify oneself in the absence of military ID.

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A World War I soldier had escaped German captivity

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and managed to make it back to a French outpost, according to the story. The

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French were going to kill the soldier until he showed the squadron medallion

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around his neck, which was enough proof to look into his claims.

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Which would have helped Elijah in this case, but he doesn't have a Linus coin

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on him. And in a world where companies are using AI to impersonate people, you

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can never be too sure who's real and who's not.

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TAKE HIM OUT. NOW, you may be asking, how the heck are

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you going to make any money off this, Linus? Don't ask that.

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Instead, look at this helpful diagram the FOMO executive team gave me to help

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explain it. As you can see, FOMO invests in Linus

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Media Group. Now, they own us. We make products for them, like the challenge

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coin. We then sell that challenge coin at a loss to get people hooked on FOMO

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Foundry. FOMO Foundry takes that money and reinvests in us here. Literally,

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everyone makes money this way. Nobody gets stuck holding the bag.

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So, get yours today because I really did lose a ton of money buying

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those zinc housings, and I just plain

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can't keep myself out of mild, boring

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controversies. So, I really need this cash injection if I'm going to make the

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Gamer Jet a reality. Which I did, by the way.

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Cute, isn't she? Can't do the tour today cuz well,

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you know how it is. So, the full video is coming tomorrow, but only if we get

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enough people to visit fomofoundry.ai, our new parent company's website. So, go

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check that out, and I will see you guys there.

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But, not before I tell you about our sponsor, dbrand. Last year, dbrand

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launched limited-edition touch grass skins that, just like the name implies,

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allowed you to touch grass from the comfort of your own home, or the bus, or

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a strip club. Apparently, they're really popular right now. Anyway, the point is,

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with touch grass, every time you pick up your phone to respond to a text, or just

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to doomscroll TikTok, you can be actively touching grass. And the reissue

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is even better because they support even more devices. You can now get some real

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fake grass for all the latest major smartphones, laptops, tablets, and

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gaming devices. Plus, every order of touch grass includes a free blue sky,

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not to be confused with the social media platform Blue Sky. dbrand's blue sky is

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just a blue sky with 3D printed clouds.

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It's the perfect substitute for, you know, going outside. That's right, touch

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grass and blue sky are back for a limited time only, but only while

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supplies last. So, hurry on over to shortlinemus.com to pick them up before

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they're gone forever. Ever.

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Ever. If you guys enjoyed this video, how

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about you go and watch how does LMG spend money? We talk a little bit about

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the financial struggles that brought us to this point, as well as uh

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Well, there's a teaser for this thing in there if you were paying really close attention.
