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- Am HATSU, its future art community because it comes with an NFT, I guess.

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It's $1,600. Am intrigued, probably gonna be so stupid, but okay,

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I'll check it out. I really liked the little high-fiving paw thing from the company, what's it called?

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Something miao, term miao. - [Jono] Angry Miao. - Angry Miao.

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Okay, I went to their website, tried to scope this thing out ahead of time. There was nothing, there was barely anything on the website.

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So let's just look at it. I bet this is actually the case you get,

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not just like a reviewer case. Squishy, cool, fragrant,

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but in an off gassy kind of way. It's a split key ergonomic keyboard.

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And now this is garbage, thanks.

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Angry Miao. (James purring)

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To get these open a bit and then your generic plastic on the inside.

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They had to, to keep it food safe. They're kind of heavy,

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I was hoping they would be even heavier. Oh, it's kind of white.

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So they made this with a 5-axis CNC machine

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and they think they're pretty cool for doing that.

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No one's ever done it before. Lots of thoughts immediately looking at this, but let's take our time here.

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Let's not get ahead of ourselves, David. What is going on,

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there's a bunch of weird stuff happening. Like what are these? Is that gonna be RGB?

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This looks badass. You will be cool if you have this,

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I didn't see an option on the website for choosing different key caps.

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I'm not sure everybody will like this kind of P green,

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depending on the color of your P. The legend actually is, has two colors.

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If you see the bottom of the key caps, there's some extra,

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there's an extra legend for secondary functions, which is great, which is cool, it's subtle.

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Are these non-skid? Yeah, there's some feet. So even off of the LTT Store desk mat there's,

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yeah, sufficiently non-skid, how about that? Basically the only criteria my wife was interested in

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when I proposed to her, is he sufficiently non-skid?

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No, I'm a skid. Whoa, I haven't actually touched these yet

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and they feel super like lacquered. They feel as shiny as they look, I'll say that.

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You kind of got this keywell thing going on where it's concave in both dimensions,

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which reminds me of the Kinesis Advantage2 Ergonomic Keyboard

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which itself was what $350 and that was expensive.

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This feels like it's heavier, it's metal and stuff.

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So it's maybe higher quality than that, or at least more premium looking

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but I'm not convinced yet that this is like more ergonomic solution

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or that they did more research than those other guys. Take note of this, what do you call this bed

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that they're all on? It's so cool and contoured,

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it's definitely all 3D printed and that looks really badass.

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This is a beautiful keywell, I'll say that.

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Now the reason this is split is so that your shoulders can be ergonomically placed.

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You can be out like this or in, you don't have to be like this or your mouse ARM

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doesn't have to be way over here. So that's the deal with split.

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It also reduces ulnar deviation, which is when your arms go like that,

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because you don't have to, if this was super close together you might be like this, but you don't have to be.

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You can just go like this and be super ergo.

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The website said nothing about what key switches this thing comes with.

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It's a bit weird to begin with because your pinky is higher up than your, than I'm used to.

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You can see that even on the home row, these keys are at different levels.

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The K key is lower, it's sunken deeper

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than the J and L keys and that's because your middle finger typically is longer

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unless you're a psychopath or a genius. I don't know, I think there's a thing.

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Maybe women have different lengths or is it just the length of the ring finger?

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I don't know, I'm not an astrologer. Alls I know is my middle finger is longer

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so that key is farther away. And then when you, by the time you get to the pinky,

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that will, the semi-colon key there is even higher. So it's a bit of a weird feeling.

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There is a little notch on the J key for home row,

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which is nice to have, 'cause I wouldn't be lost on this thing.

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Feel a little foreign. The idea on this dimension though,

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the keys are all the same height basically and that's so when you, when your finger sweeps like that,

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you're reaching up, you're going back down, the key should be kind of within the same reach

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which is why they're curved like that. Next there's these thumb clusters.

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I'm a huge fan of thumb clusters on my keyboard, on my desk, I have all the thumbs doing

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all sorts of different things. And it's actually not that different

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from what they've set up here. So they have for, I would say the main,

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where would your thumb go by default. I guess they want your thumb to go here by default

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which is Space and Enter. I personally would do Space and Backspace

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'cause I just backspace more than I Enter,

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but it's nice to have Enter. They do have both my main squad keys right here

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which I like, but then I don't really care about Control and Alt, those are a little farther away.

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System, Delete these dot buttons, who knows what they do.

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They're all here. The thumb buttons are really nice because you do a lot of work with your thumbs

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and you should be able to split them out rather than just having your like one buttoned

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space bar down there, just doesn't make any sense like we have a normal keyboards.

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These are linear switches. - [Jono] They're called Icy Silver Switches.

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- Icy Silver Switches, it says right on here TTC.

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- [Jono] Along with TTC's technical support. - Yeah, okay, they're TTC switches.

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They're linear, I don't know why. This isn't a gaming keyboard

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as far as I can tell, it's an ergo keyboard. I would think tactile or clicky would be better.

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Although as far as like RSIs go, I guess linear is kind of better.

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I don't know for pure typist, linear is not usually the way they go, but they still okay.

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They drop that easy to press down. I'm gonna pretend that this Enter button is a space.

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How about that?

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Wow, the pinky, you could get used to this pretty quick.

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I think within a few days, you'd be pretty much up to speed. USB-C ports on the bottom.

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Is this like an Apple mouse like you can't charge it unless it's plugged in and unusable?

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It's not a secret anymore. Now it's time to open another, oh,

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I was gonna do this with one hand but (James grunting) another box that I have.

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This is just a whole other ball of wax. Oh, it's actually just more keys guys.

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(people laughing) Just joking, oh, warning.

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This is also very fragrant in an off gassy way.

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It's a tablet, a mouse pad, desk mat, desk pad.

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First let's see the competition.

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This is a very basic desk pad

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with some cool blueprint looking schematics on it

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telling me where to place my key modules

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as well as the wireless charging area. So, it looks like they give you some latitude

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and being able to put your key modules along this axis

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and still have them wirelessly charge, which I guess makes the portal on the underside

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a little more accessible, but still kind of lame.

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That's where they go. Then there's these over here.

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I believe these are, hold on. Let's put this pip aside.

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Oh my God, (upbeat music)

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this obviously is meant to go on top of this, but it kind of just looks cooler without it,

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'cause this is almost like a, it's almost like a leather phone case. You got some doohickey at the top here

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and this would be where you would plug into your machine

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with a USB-C port. Non-skid bottom like the whole way.

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Yeah, that thing is pretty stable. And then a couple of peels, like these are basically the nipples of the product.

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Ooh, oh, what we're the only cable company in town?

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"South Park" guys. Did this even, I don't think it's,

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(James laughing) I don't think this even came with a cable, didn't even come with the charging cable.

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- [David] Are you kidding me? - Hold on, did I miss it?

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This is, this smells like an old banana peel.

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That is crazy. - [David] They're trying to be eco-friendly. - Activate, look at the lights.

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Did you see that? - [David] I did. - There's a flourish? Does that mean I can just start wireless charging right now?

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'Cause my phone supports it. Boom! - [Jono] More light came on.

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- Over here? Ooh. - [Jono] It's on the other side. - Oh wow, this is (indistinct).

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So what's gonna happen to these little, I think these are light bars and I'm hoping

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they light up when I put this on here. Good, give me the RGB.

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Okay, you got some activity there. Oh, sick, there's like an under-glow.

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It's not, the light's not coming from where I thought, but right there that looks cool.

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So now we're charging. 5,000 milliampere-hours in each one.

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If I wanna extend the lifespan of those, I might unplug this mat once in a while

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because you don't wanna keep these charged at all times,

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but there's no switch on here, is there? Is there an off switch?

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If you want these to discharge, you have to just slide them off I guess,

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or unplug the whole thing. Currently there's another aspect of this which is these pucks, Cyber Coin designed by Angry Miao.

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No wire, yeah, we know you didn't even put it in the box. So that's gonna put it in this.

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Logitech Mouse sold separately. So that pops out.

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This goes in and now you, boom red.

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Ah, she dead, she's dead, Jim. Now we know that these change color according

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to battery life, that's nice. Can I just, how do I pair this thing?

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It doesn't come with a dongle. - [Jono] Bluetooth only I think. - Bluetooth only.

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They talked about it being super low latency though. Hold Circle button + Tab for three seconds

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to start pairing. I don't know if it means any Circle button

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or we gonna see it blinking blue or something like that.

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Something's happening. They got a light down here. Oh, there it is, HATSU.

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Yeah, we're in baby, I'm in. Control + Tab, ah, new tab.

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(James laughing) I'm Pickle Rick. This might actually be easier for someone coming

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from a QWERTY keyboard 'cause I have like all sorts of raw muscle memory.

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I don't know if I wanna learn it. I don't love the feeling of this.

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Like these are very heavy so they, they have a decisive like bottoming out,

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that aspect of is pretty nice. I would like to have different switches on here.

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Is this thing hot-swappable? Can I pull that switch out. But look how wiggly that is.

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My God, they're all lighting up. Stop it James. I must've put it into like reprogram mode or something.

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One thing that I don't like about ergo keyboards is that they're always so minimal.

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They don't have the F keys or a number pad often.

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And I'm not screwing around trying to learn how to go to the second function row.

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I'm not pulling out Alt and going into here. I'm not doing that.

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So that is why I use the one that I have at my desk. It's like the only ergo keyboard I know of

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that has thumb clusters and a bunch of extra keys. So I guess it's not RGB.

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There's just this white backlight. Do I have any options for turning it up and down

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and changing the pattern? Is there a Function key, function?

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Something I, look at that,

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you wanna light up this half the keyboard, you got to press the Function key.

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(James vocalizing) Output power three watts,

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wireless charging turns on when the battery is less than 85%

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and turns off when fully charged. There you go. You don't need to switch on here.

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All user input is error. It charges these when they're below 85, that's too much.

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It should kick in at like 40, but and then stop at 75, that'd be better, but whatever.

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I guess that's to make the compromise. So what if you don't wanna use this mat, you wanna charge them up and then peace out?

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Well then you'd use a cable. Yeah, I stand by my earlier assessment.

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Long press the left Circle SKP for five seconds

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to turn off both sides. (upbeat music)

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No, that wouldn't turn it off. It says both sides.

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All right, whatever, moving on, you can turn off one side.

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Circle + P to view the current battery level on the side of the light bar.

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Right, is this even on right now? (James grunting)

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Why is this blinking? I can't type though.

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It's like you have to have them both on to work.

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I guess it's not paired anymore. It says it's connected. It has 65% battery life

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but she do not type, no. Well, I can't really get it working.

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So I'm sorry. Wasn't gonna recommend you buy it anyway.

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But here's a couple of other things to talk about. Why isn't there enough room for this mouse?

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You gotta have to go over here to have enough room for your mouse.

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That's not an issue but again,

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that means if you're gonna wanna charge it then you kind of have to do it while you're not using it.

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Unless I guess you can get as far as there, this is workable.

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It's just clearly they didn't, like they wanted symmetry instead of a good design

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that accommodated a mouse. I would've liked hot-swappable switches. I would've liked something that worked.

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I would've liked the ability to customize the keys, at this price point, an online configurator tool

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would have been nice like the ErgoDox has, that one's awesome.

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You wanna be able to customize this stuff, that's the thing with ergo and in wanting to be able to go as fast as you can.

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Like they've done an okay job with the basic layout

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they've given us, but it's kind of redundant. Why do we need so many Control and Alt on keys

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for the thumbs? We could have used those for some of the functions that instead are on second layers.

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Of course you can remap any keyboard using free online tools,

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but they should definitely provide one. RGB I think a little more would be better.

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These strips are cool, but I kind of wish it was over here as well and I thought those are gonna line up, they don't.

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I think that's just for connectivity. There's some kind of feature

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where you can have multiple Bluetooth devices connect to the thing. It's not clear to me how that works.

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There's no information in the guide about it. This thing shouldn't be $1,600.

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It should be like five to 600, even 600 I'd be like that's a lot.

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But ergo keyboards themselves are often three, $400.

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Then you've got this big charging mat. That's cool, that's like a power play in itself

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and those are a couple hundred dollars, aren't they? - [Jono] Yeah. - Like 150 or something.

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- [Jono] But it doesn't even come with a USB-C cable. - Doesn't even come with a USB-C cable,

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they forgot that, okay? They meant to.

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And then the NFT it's just like go away. I still think the makers of this keyboard

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will be happy with this review because I think the thing they care about the most is the artistry

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and precision with which this was cut and designed.

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And I think the CNC and metal aspect of it is really badass.

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I think it's beautiful. Apparently this is a "Westworld" inspired aesthetic.

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They'd have that like at least twice on the webpage, whatever.

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I don't like the color they went with for the legend. I think that kind of serves to erode

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a lot of the other kind of deposits

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in the beautiful bank account they made. They just, I just wish it works.

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(James laughing) But for this, that's it.

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Save your Christmas money, get something else. NFT stands for no fricking techomandation from James.

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Get that? That's a tech recommendation, not today. Thanks for watching "ShortCircuit."

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