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ah yes see there is tech news today how did i know that how did i know that i'm

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slicker than snake baby whoa NVIDIA has been a very bad giant tech

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corporation lately so the u.s security and exchange commission has just fined

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it for failing to disclose how big of an impact cryptocurrency mining had on its

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revenue growth in 2018. in investor communications NVIDIA made it sound like

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miners buying up stock of gpus didn't really contribute to a profit increase

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in its gaming business when in actuality

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crypto miners we're a big part of that and you know what i don't even need

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these because they actually make that blurrier they're for that's for computer

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use oh it really had an impact though lying

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that's pretty bad the fine must be pretty big it must be

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yeah no it's 5.5 million dollars a veritable slap on the wrist for a

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company that made 7.6 billion in just the last quarter of 2021 alone

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the sec has ordered NVIDIA to stop withholding information from investors

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which i'm sure will work this is a society just tell them to stop

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and bam it's not like it works in europe or

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anything almost two years after suing apple and

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getting fortnite kicked off iOS epic games has finally made a deal to bring

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it back for everyone sort of there's always a sword fortnite is now free to

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play through xbox cloud gaming meaning it doesn't matter whether you're on

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Android Windows or an iphone or ipad you can open a browser and buy v-bucks to

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your heart's content or your parents wallets connect whatever NVIDIA has had

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an iOS compatible version of fortnite available through a limited time closed

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beta on GeForce now but this solution only requires you to have a microsoft

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account to play epic ceo tim sweeney what a sweetheart originally didn't want

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fortnite on x-club but he's apparently had a change of heart but you can still

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go against his wishes to keep fortnite off steam deck by playing it through the

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microsoft edge beta feels good to stick it to the man hey

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sweetie society who needs it anarchy

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just meet you in the wild backwards hat and apple google and microsoft have

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joined forces to kill all passwords using a giant password guillotine

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actually on the moon no the last letter it's gone

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the three tech giants just announced a partnership with the fido alliance f fi

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yeah yep vital alliance which stands for fast identity online apparently what's

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the d id okay fast id okay i get it apparently to push forward

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a secure sign in method called pass key basically any website or app you want to

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sign in to would simply push a request to your phone then you just unlock and

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authenticate with a pin or a fingerprint or something so basically it's like

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two-factor authentication but getting rid of the one factor that sucks because

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yeah you might be a creative genius at making unique passwords but that's a bit

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like saying you're the best at shaping your mashed potatoes into a perfect well

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to pour the gravy in like good job i can't do that you can't do

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techlinked quick quick bits this one is just quick bits it's just

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like grandma made them remember when they fired ceo of arms china division

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allen wu went rogue stole the company's seal and refused to leave the office

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that's what i did he lives here now he doesn't shower well despite ARM

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china's board voting him out last week and ARM announcing that the issue was

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resolved now the company's employees have rallied

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behind him writing a letter in support of wu this is like trump who has again

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refused to step down a corporate mutiny in the year of our lord 2022 i guess

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it's time to resolve this with the only method that's sure to work a duel allen

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wu versus the softbank robot live stream meta has shown off impressive tech demos

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of nearly photorealistic vr avatars in the past but the company's actual

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playable avatars basically look like nintendo me's

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shots fired speak for yourself riley but that might change thanks to a new

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processor developed by meta for the sole purpose of rendering those fancier

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avatars in vr i think we can take this to the next level we need chips for

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rendering every specific thing in every video game ever and then we'll all be

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lining up at best buy to get the processing unit for food yeah people

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will use them for food that's the thing chip shortage is famine

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rumors are pointing towards AMD's next gen rx 7900 xt graphics card as the

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first consumer GPU with support for pci gen 5 a standard that doubles the bend

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with a pci gen 4 and which will be supported by AMD's upcoming am5

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compatible motherboards and cpus all three components are expected to launch

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by the end of 2022 so prepare yourselves and pep your angus for a new tech that

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could perform significantly better than current models that's not always a given

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these i can't i'm sorry and neither is that launch date we'll see yeah oh my god

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look it's a swarm of drones that can track a person through a dense bamboo

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forest without human guidance great made by scientists from china's

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angry i'm definitely saying that bad at chinese words sorry andy's laughing at

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me

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university the drones can communicate with each other which allows them to break formation to avoid obstacles and

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then reconstitute themselves sometimes in the form of a face like at the end of

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the matrix 3 possibly into a deadly megazord of some sort the last part we

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kind of just added researchers say that the drones could be useful for disaster

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relief or disaster creation

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no they actually said that and ecological surveys uh it's hilarious

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and in case you thought fuel-less electric vehicles were the only way

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forward a south african mining company called anglo-american whew

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on the list of cancelled company names has just

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deployed the world's largest truck powered by a hydrogen fuel cell engine

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specifically a two megawatt unit built by seattle company first mode so they

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can make the environment a little better while gouging materials out of the

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ground given you take you know that's life we like buying stuff and we all

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knew this was coming but the tech news is gone but you cannot be gone on monday

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we'll be back will you