{"video_id":"llvh33y_-vQ","title":"Nvidia LIED.","channel":"TechLinked","show":"TechLinked","published_at":"2023-05-05T14:53:29Z","duration_s":390,"segments":[{"start_s":0.24,"end_s":7.52,"text":"ah yes see there is tech news today how did i know that how did i know that i'm","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":5.04,"end_s":10.96,"text":"slicker than snake baby whoa NVIDIA has been a very bad giant tech","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":9.2,"end_s":15.36,"text":"corporation lately so the u.s security and exchange commission has just fined","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":12.88,"end_s":20.24,"text":"it for failing to disclose how big of an impact cryptocurrency mining had on its","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":17.76,"end_s":24.08,"text":"revenue growth in 2018. in investor communications NVIDIA made it sound like","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":22.0,"end_s":29.199,"text":"miners buying up stock of gpus didn't really contribute to a profit 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you","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0}],"full_text":"ah yes see there is tech news today how did i know that how did i know that i'm slicker than snake baby whoa NVIDIA has been a very bad giant tech corporation lately so the u.s security and exchange commission has just fined it for failing to disclose how big of an impact cryptocurrency mining had on its revenue growth in 2018. in investor communications NVIDIA made it sound like miners buying up stock of gpus didn't really contribute to a profit increase in its gaming business when in actuality crypto miners we're a big part of that and you know what i don't even need these because they actually make that blurrier they're for that's for computer use oh it really had an impact though lying that's pretty bad the fine must be pretty big it must be yeah no it's 5.5 million dollars a veritable slap on the wrist for a company that made 7.6 billion in just the last quarter of 2021 alone the sec has ordered NVIDIA to stop withholding information from investors which i'm sure will work this is a society just tell them to stop and bam it's not like it works in europe or anything almost two years after suing apple and getting fortnite kicked off iOS epic games has finally made a deal to bring it back for everyone sort of there's always a sword fortnite is now free to play through xbox cloud gaming meaning it doesn't matter whether you're on Android Windows or an iphone or ipad you can open a browser and buy v-bucks to your heart's content or your parents wallets connect whatever NVIDIA has had an iOS compatible version of fortnite available through a limited time closed beta on GeForce now but this solution only requires you to have a microsoft account to play epic ceo tim sweeney what a sweetheart originally didn't want fortnite on x-club but he's apparently had a change of heart but you can still go against his wishes to keep fortnite off steam deck by playing it through the microsoft edge beta feels good to stick it to the man hey sweetie society who needs it anarchy just meet you in the wild backwards hat and apple google and microsoft have joined forces to kill all passwords using a giant password guillotine actually on the moon no the last letter it's gone the three tech giants just announced a partnership with the fido alliance f fi yeah yep vital alliance which stands for fast identity online apparently what's the d id okay fast id okay i get it apparently to push forward a secure sign in method called pass key basically any website or app you want to sign in to would simply push a request to your phone then you just unlock and authenticate with a pin or a fingerprint or something so basically it's like two-factor authentication but getting rid of the one factor that sucks because yeah you might be a creative genius at making unique passwords but that's a bit like saying you're the best at shaping your mashed potatoes into a perfect well to pour the gravy in like good job i can't do that you can't do that not what i'm eating with two knives now it's time for the quick bits brought to you by vessy maker of footwear known for being lightweight easy to pack comfortable and most importantly waterproof you can spit all over these besties every day move shoes are perfect for those who are always on the move whether that's over regular ground or moist sloppy terrain they've got enhanced breathability added support and convenient pull tab vegan suede lace cages extra midsole cushioning and of course the same waterproof dymatex technology that's going to make you want to wear them everywhere so keep your feet dry and save 25 bucks with our offer code techlink bessie.com techlinked quick quick bits this one is just quick bits it's just like grandma made them remember when they fired ceo of arms china division allen wu went rogue stole the company's seal and refused to leave the office that's what i did he lives here now he doesn't shower well despite ARM china's board voting him out last week and ARM announcing that the issue was resolved now the company's employees have rallied behind him writing a letter in support of wu this is like trump who has again refused to step down a corporate mutiny in the year of our lord 2022 i guess it's time to resolve this with the only method that's sure to work a duel allen wu versus the softbank robot live stream meta has shown off impressive tech demos of nearly photorealistic vr avatars in the past but the company's actual playable avatars basically look like nintendo me's shots fired speak for yourself riley but that might change thanks to a new processor developed by meta for the sole purpose of rendering those fancier avatars in vr i think we can take this to the next level we need chips for rendering every specific thing in every video game ever and then we'll all be lining up at best buy to get the processing unit for food yeah people will use them for food that's the thing chip shortage is famine rumors are pointing towards AMD's next gen rx 7900 xt graphics card as the first consumer GPU with support for pci gen 5 a standard that doubles the bend with a pci gen 4 and which will be supported by AMD's upcoming am5 compatible motherboards and cpus all three components are expected to launch by the end of 2022 so prepare yourselves and pep your angus for a new tech that could perform significantly better than current models that's not always a given these i can't i'm sorry and neither is that launch date we'll see yeah oh my god look it's a swarm of drones that can track a person through a dense bamboo forest without human guidance great made by scientists from china's angry i'm definitely saying that bad at chinese words sorry andy's laughing at me university the drones can communicate with each other which allows them to break formation to avoid obstacles and then reconstitute themselves sometimes in the form of a face like at the end of the matrix 3 possibly into a deadly megazord of some sort the last part we kind of just added researchers say that the drones could be useful for disaster relief or disaster creation no they actually said that and ecological surveys uh it's hilarious and in case you thought fuel-less electric vehicles were the only way forward a south african mining company called anglo-american whew on the list of cancelled company names has just deployed the world's largest truck powered by a hydrogen fuel cell engine specifically a two megawatt unit built by seattle company first mode so they can make the environment a little better while gouging materials out of the ground given you take you know that's life we like buying stuff and we all knew this was coming but the tech news is gone but you cannot be gone on monday we'll be back will you"}