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Phone reviews have honestly become kind of routine for me.

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First, I switched to the device entirely.

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Then I use it as my daily driver

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for anywhere from two to six weeks,

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maintaining a Google doc where I jot down anything about it

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that pissed me off.

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Finally, when it's time to actually write the review,

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I sit down with my list of annoyances,

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cross off all the ones that were resolved,

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either through software updates or experience,

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and then create the script

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that I will eventually read to you like this.

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Well, the Galaxy Note 9 is bunging up my formula here

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because this is all I got.

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So let's see if we can pad that out into seven minutes or so.

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I covered most of the surface level stuff

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about the Note 9 in my unpacked video.

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But now that I've spent

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some more time with it, I have some thoughts to add.

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Ergonomically, the boxier shape of the Note 9

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compared to the S9 Plus that I've been using

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as my daily driver has been an adjustment,

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as has the additional weight.

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But one of the most meaningful tweaks

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that Samsung made to the form factor

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was widening the bezels.

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This results in a slightly worse screen to bezel ratio,

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which is a risky move at a time when competitors like Oppo

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are going as far as to put in motorized camera mechanisms

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so they can keep pushing the envelope.

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But from a usability standpoint,

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it's been a noticeable improvement,

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especially when reaching across the screen.

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The other ergonomic standout to me is the Bixby button.

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Now I assumed that there would be first party support

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for disabling it again, but for some reason,

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Samsung, as of the time we're recording this,

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has removed that option.

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Overall though, I don't actually hate Bixby.

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She runs locally on the device,

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which means that on top of the additional functionality

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that other assistants can't handle,

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like executing voice macros,

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she is noticeably faster for transactional things like,

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turn on the flashlight.

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But that's a double-edged sword

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because compared to the Google Assistant,

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which runs in the cloud,

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Bixby is still, over a year later,

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far less likely to understand me.

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The fingerprint sensor has been moved into the center,

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just like on the S9 series,

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and I don't really need to sit that much

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since I ended up using Intelligent Scan,

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Samsung's unique combination of iris scanning

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and facial recognition most of the time anyway.

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So now we're at the part of the video

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where usually I list out a bunch of specs,

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but it's a little bit complicated this time.

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Which processor you get under the hood of your Note 9

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will actually depend on your region.

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Now the good news is that it doesn't actually matter too much.

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We only got one, so we couldn't do a head-to-head comparison,

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but basically, the Snapdragon 845's,

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Adreno GPU is stronger if you're a gamer,

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while Samsung's internal tuning of the Exynos 9810 CPU

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seems to give it the edge on that side of things.

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Honestly, though, we're kind of splitting hairs

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at this point and Samsung knows it.

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They hardly even talked about performance in their keynote

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because phones have basically succumbed

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to the same failing of Moore's law

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that we've been dealing with on the PC side

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for the last five years now.

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So whether you're running a Note 9 or a OnePlus 6

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for literally half the price,

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you can expect basically the same performance in your pocket,

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at least from idle.

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Now the water cooling marketing nonsense aside,

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the big heat pipe that Samsung is using in the Note 9

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does actually result in relatively little throttling,

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even in CPU intensive tasks.

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And that, I think right there,

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is the most remarkable thing about the Note 9.

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Not the heat pipe specifically,

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but the fact that it's, you know, a little bit more powerful,

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bigger than yours,

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and they managed to squeeze that,

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the S Pen,

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the 4,000 milliamp hour battery that's big enough

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that even with the weird battery drain bug

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that I get sometimes,

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I still managed to make it through the day.

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They crammed basically everything into this phone.

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Other notable inclusions,

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up to eight gigs of LPDDR4 memory,

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that's in the 512 gig storage version,

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IP68 water resistance, NFC, high speed wireless charging,

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and a 512 gig battery.

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That's in the 512 gig storage version.

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Micro SD expansion, a headphone jack, and stereo speakers.

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Samsung, by the way,

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with their spectacular HDR OLED displays

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and flexible audio connectivity,

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continues to deliver hands down

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the best mobile movie watching experience.

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So here's the thing.

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Almost always when I'm working on a phone review,

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because I actually switched to them as my only phone,

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I wish that I, you know, had the form factor of phone X

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with the features of phone Y,

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and the camera of phone Z,

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or something along those lines.

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Most recently, I was actually working on my full review

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of the Oppo Find X,

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and I was crestfallen when I realized

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that it doesn't have NFC.

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I mean, that's apparently not a big deal in China,

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but I use NFC for two factor authentication

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on a very regular basis.

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It was a real bummer for me.

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And back to the Note 9,

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the camera hasn't changed much since the S9 series,

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but that's not really a terrible thing.

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It's low light performance is still outstanding.

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And everything from well lit indoor stills

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to more challenging scenarios like poorly lit video

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came out as well as I would expect

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from any flagship smartphone today.

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As for the new Bluetooth enabled S Pen,

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as a not really a stylist guy,

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it's mostly a handy little bonus.

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And you know, you can write on the screen

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even when it's off, I guess that's pretty cool.

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But I mostly didn't find many occasions to use it,

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even including the remote camera shutter functionality.

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With that said, I expect some really cool things

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to come out of the S Pen once the SDK lands.

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Until then, assuming that you can afford one,

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because it's not cheap,

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the Note 9 is gonna have to settle

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for being just the zero compromises smartphone,

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a designation that I have never given

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to any other handheld.

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