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I don't know how much time I have I barge past security they're probably

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gonna grab me any second now

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how am I supposed to know that I live in a cave

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Google surprisingly actually had some new things to say at their pixel

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Hardware event yesterday after months slowly leaking info about their 599

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dollar pixel 7 899 pixel 7 Pro and 349

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pixel watch unfortunately these new things included an attempt to throw

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shade at Apple for features that pixel phones had before the iPhone like an

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always-on display and crash detection Google then went on to announce Face

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Unlock for what feels like the fifth time cinematic blur mode just like

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apples and fancy computational zoomed in photos just like apples there truly is

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nothing new Under the Silicon I came up

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nice job that's a new one it's good but pixel 7s do actually have some nude

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stuff face unblur has been upgraded to

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photo on blur to unblur well the whole

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photo and a really cool feature called guided frame provides audible directions

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to help cite impaired people take selfies because we shouldn't gatekeep

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narcissism we all need to have it yeah mostly me

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next up we finally got to know the pixel watch powered by the Samsung exynos 9110

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system on a chip instead of some new watch specific variant of the tensor G2

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in the pixel 7s it runs Ware OS 3.5 if

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that means anything to you at all and has an ECG app blood oxygen sensor is

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waterproof up to 50 meters water resistant up to 50 meters and it's get

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it right and its battery will last up to 24 hours

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if you can stand to look at its huge bezel for that long it's disgusting

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right now stop we're kind of kidding as

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fandroids points it out it doesn't look that bad next to other modern smart

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watches stop complaining no complaining allowed lastly Google gave another peek

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at its pixel tablet which will launch next year as basically what looks like a

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big nest Hub with a detachable display it will have a tensor G2 processor

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though and without knowing anything about how that chip performs I can

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definitely say it's gonna be there

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sure it's gonna be in that device yeah at least it's at least one

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in other Google News the tech giant announced a video focused version for

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their Imogen AI powered text to image generator sensibly named image and video

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yeah that's not bad the model can generate five second long videos based

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on text describing anything from Panda taking a selfie to a bear washing dishes

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to a panda driving a car it only does

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pandas it doesn't do anything other than

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love bear love bears that's still fairly helpful imaging video arrives only a

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week after meta's own video generator which they called make a video also a

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fairly sensible name it's not too bad in

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an even more sensible move and just six months after openai's doll E2 was

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announced AI generated content is moving fast in fact another text to video

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generator finaki was just announced

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along with the dream Fusion text to 3D

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model generator the field is moving so fast that the number of papers about AI

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have doubled every 24 months on our

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sleeve yeah in fact this entire video has been

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AI generated so if you have any complaints there is no one person to

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blame I I'm not real neither am I I'm not a

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person and after the chip Supply shortage ravaged the world for almost

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two years chip makers ramped up production to meet high demand too bad

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for them as it led to a lot of Supply which was only helped by the cratering

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of interest in mining cryptocurrency and wouldn't you know it demand has dropped

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with it and now Chip makers like AMD Samsung Micron and kyoxia have all

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reported drops in earnings as they miss their financial projections the industry

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is also facing renewed restrictions from the U.S government on exporting to China

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which will hurt Revenue even more and while it's hard to feel empathy for the

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wealthy people running these very very wealthy companies it's also likely that

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how they react to these conditions could mean that when for another Supply

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shortage and higher prices along with it not to mention inflation what is this

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economy linked are you starting a new channel

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box quick pits is an abstract idea and not a

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concrete object so it's immune to supply shortages

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Finance the world's largest cryptocurrency exchange has suspended

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transactions after a major Cyber attack while CEO Chang Peng Zhao initially said

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100 to 110 million dollars in funds were

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taken it turned out that the hackers actually have gotten away with as much

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as 570 million dollars of crypto the

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incident is only the latest of many crypto exchange hacks leading some to

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question whether holding all this decentralized currency in a centralized

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system makes that much sense but on the

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plus side the people behind binance did say on their blog that they will

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apologize and that they own this thank

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you personally my faith is restored Noctua has delivered an answer to

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everyone asking about whether thermal paste will get squeezed into the little

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gaps on the ryzen 7000 processors no it

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won't if you buy Noctua's na tpg-1 thermal paste guard for AMD's am5 socket

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they have always had a way with words I have not

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maybe AMD had faith that PC Builders wouldn't use too much thermal paste so

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it would never get into any of those little nooks and crannies but if there

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are any others out there like me sometimes you just gotta squeeze out a

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little extra because seeing it come out of the tube is oddly soothing and maybe

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it's a little exciting robot making companies Boston

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Dynamics agility antibiotics and others

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have signed an open letter pledging to never add weapons to their robotics

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because doing so raises new risks of

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harm and serious ethical issues that

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sounds so soft

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it's like they haven't even seen one Terminator while it's nice let's not

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forget that other more bad robotics companies like ghost robotics have

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already put guns on their robots we lost

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but maybe when the pacifist and non-pacifist robots go to war the gun

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toting ones will feel intense guilt as

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they shred spots by the Dozen a moral victory

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OverWatch 2's bad launch week continues as even after blizzard rolled out a

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patch for some of the game's bugs the game's subreddit is still packed with

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posts from players complaining about ridiculously long wait times for not

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just getting into a match but even logging into the game at all others are

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asking rightly whether OverWatch 2 is actually a new game at all or simply the

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same one but without loot boxes this time yeah it was gambling but so is

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hitting the matchmaking button without any idea of whether or not it's gonna

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work and Daddy's feeling lucky I want to play

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some video games and wouldn't you know it Google took our last story too but

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it's Google Japan so it's fine they made a keyboard called the gboard stick

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version that's 160 centimeters long because it consists of every keyboard

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key placed into a single row

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why did they do this uh is it uh

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Japanese April Fool's Day or are the people at Google Japan really cool and

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should just be my friends maybe a question for another time great job

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Japan and great job to you for watching

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come back on Monday for more Tech news I'll be watching right along with you

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from my cave that I have to go back to