I don't know how much time I have I barge past security they're probably
gonna grab me any second now
how am I supposed to know that I live in a cave
Google surprisingly actually had some new things to say at their pixel
Hardware event yesterday after months slowly leaking info about their 599
dollar pixel 7 899 pixel 7 Pro and 349
pixel watch unfortunately these new things included an attempt to throw
shade at Apple for features that pixel phones had before the iPhone like an
always-on display and crash detection Google then went on to announce Face
Unlock for what feels like the fifth time cinematic blur mode just like
apples and fancy computational zoomed in photos just like apples there truly is
nothing new Under the Silicon I came up
nice job that's a new one it's good but pixel 7s do actually have some nude
stuff face unblur has been upgraded to
photo on blur to unblur well the whole
photo and a really cool feature called guided frame provides audible directions
to help cite impaired people take selfies because we shouldn't gatekeep
narcissism we all need to have it yeah mostly me
next up we finally got to know the pixel watch powered by the Samsung exynos 9110
system on a chip instead of some new watch specific variant of the tensor G2
in the pixel 7s it runs Ware OS 3.5 if
that means anything to you at all and has an ECG app blood oxygen sensor is
waterproof up to 50 meters water resistant up to 50 meters and it's get
it right and its battery will last up to 24 hours
if you can stand to look at its huge bezel for that long it's disgusting
right now stop we're kind of kidding as
fandroids points it out it doesn't look that bad next to other modern smart
watches stop complaining no complaining allowed lastly Google gave another peek
at its pixel tablet which will launch next year as basically what looks like a
big nest Hub with a detachable display it will have a tensor G2 processor
though and without knowing anything about how that chip performs I can
definitely say it's gonna be there
sure it's gonna be in that device yeah at least it's at least one
in other Google News the tech giant announced a video focused version for
their Imogen AI powered text to image generator sensibly named image and video
yeah that's not bad the model can generate five second long videos based
on text describing anything from Panda taking a selfie to a bear washing dishes
to a panda driving a car it only does
pandas it doesn't do anything other than
love bear love bears that's still fairly helpful imaging video arrives only a
week after meta's own video generator which they called make a video also a
fairly sensible name it's not too bad in
an even more sensible move and just six months after openai's doll E2 was
announced AI generated content is moving fast in fact another text to video
generator finaki was just announced
along with the dream Fusion text to 3D
model generator the field is moving so fast that the number of papers about AI
have doubled every 24 months on our
sleeve yeah in fact this entire video has been
AI generated so if you have any complaints there is no one person to
blame I I'm not real neither am I I'm not a
person and after the chip Supply shortage ravaged the world for almost
two years chip makers ramped up production to meet high demand too bad
for them as it led to a lot of Supply which was only helped by the cratering
of interest in mining cryptocurrency and wouldn't you know it demand has dropped
with it and now Chip makers like AMD Samsung Micron and kyoxia have all
reported drops in earnings as they miss their financial projections the industry
is also facing renewed restrictions from the U.S government on exporting to China
which will hurt Revenue even more and while it's hard to feel empathy for the
wealthy people running these very very wealthy companies it's also likely that
how they react to these conditions could mean that when for another Supply
shortage and higher prices along with it not to mention inflation what is this
economy linked are you starting a new channel
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Finance the world's largest cryptocurrency exchange has suspended
transactions after a major Cyber attack while CEO Chang Peng Zhao initially said
100 to 110 million dollars in funds were
taken it turned out that the hackers actually have gotten away with as much
as 570 million dollars of crypto the
incident is only the latest of many crypto exchange hacks leading some to
question whether holding all this decentralized currency in a centralized
system makes that much sense but on the
plus side the people behind binance did say on their blog that they will
apologize and that they own this thank
you personally my faith is restored Noctua has delivered an answer to
everyone asking about whether thermal paste will get squeezed into the little
gaps on the ryzen 7000 processors no it
won't if you buy Noctua's na tpg-1 thermal paste guard for AMD's am5 socket
they have always had a way with words I have not
maybe AMD had faith that PC Builders wouldn't use too much thermal paste so
it would never get into any of those little nooks and crannies but if there
are any others out there like me sometimes you just gotta squeeze out a
little extra because seeing it come out of the tube is oddly soothing and maybe
it's a little exciting robot making companies Boston
Dynamics agility antibiotics and others
have signed an open letter pledging to never add weapons to their robotics
because doing so raises new risks of
harm and serious ethical issues that
sounds so soft
it's like they haven't even seen one Terminator while it's nice let's not
forget that other more bad robotics companies like ghost robotics have
already put guns on their robots we lost
but maybe when the pacifist and non-pacifist robots go to war the gun
toting ones will feel intense guilt as
they shred spots by the Dozen a moral victory
OverWatch 2's bad launch week continues as even after blizzard rolled out a
patch for some of the game's bugs the game's subreddit is still packed with
posts from players complaining about ridiculously long wait times for not
just getting into a match but even logging into the game at all others are
asking rightly whether OverWatch 2 is actually a new game at all or simply the
same one but without loot boxes this time yeah it was gambling but so is
hitting the matchmaking button without any idea of whether or not it's gonna
work and Daddy's feeling lucky I want to play
some video games and wouldn't you know it Google took our last story too but
it's Google Japan so it's fine they made a keyboard called the gboard stick
version that's 160 centimeters long because it consists of every keyboard
key placed into a single row
why did they do this uh is it uh
Japanese April Fool's Day or are the people at Google Japan really cool and
should just be my friends maybe a question for another time great job
Japan and great job to you for watching
come back on Monday for more Tech news I'll be watching right along with you
from my cave that I have to go back to