{"video_id":"kGc2u9MGXPo","title":"The Day The Internet BROKE…","channel":"TechLinked","show":"TechLinked","published_at":"2025-11-05T14:53:29Z","duration_s":560,"segments":[{"start_s":0.24,"end_s":5.68,"text":"Welcome to Tech LinkedIn, the show chronicling my effort to absorb the","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":3.919,"end_s":9.44,"text":"world's tech news so that when I die, scientists in the future can access my","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":7.759,"end_s":13.519,"text":"body's memories to find out what the hell was wrong with all of us. The","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":11.28,"end_s":18.4,"text":"internet was in chaos today after a serious Amazon Web Services outage.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":16.16,"end_s":22.48,"text":"Banks, airlines, Reddit, Facebook, Fortnite, and a load of other services","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":20.16,"end_s":27.199,"text":"and platforms were inaccessible, leaving many people unable to access their own","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":24.4,"end_s":31.359,"text":"funds, book crucial flights, and provide crucial context for that weird ass","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":29.519,"end_s":35.84,"text":"Reddit comment they just posted. It's not what I meant. Uh, overall, AWS","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":33.76,"end_s":39.84,"text":"serves about a third of the internet, and this outage even caused some","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":37.6,"end_s":43.84,"text":"technical issues at our office, and we're in Canada. We have our own","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":41.76,"end_s":48.399,"text":"internet. Now, this outage is going to cause Amazon to be out some money, too,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":46.32,"end_s":52.399,"text":"as companies that missed out on business during the outage try to collect","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":50.16,"end_s":55.84,"text":"repayment from Amazon, with some estimates of the financial damage","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":54.0,"end_s":61.359,"text":"reaching into the hundreds of billions of dollars. Amazon says the outage stems","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":58.48,"end_s":65.439,"text":"from a DNS issue in North Virginia, an issue which they say has been mitigated,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":63.6,"end_s":69.68,"text":"but there are still ongoing errors, and Amazon says it is working to fully","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":67.439,"end_s":76.08,"text":"restore service. I just hope Amazon can fix things soon. Think of all those","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":72.0,"end_s":79.72,"text":"unposted thirst traps being lost by","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":76.08,"end_s":79.72,"text":"tears and rain.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":79.759,"end_s":86.159,"text":"More research pointing to social media's harmful effects on teens has been","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":83.92,"end_s":90.24,"text":"conducted by social media parent company Meta, who didn't tell anyone about it","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":88.4,"end_s":95.2,"text":"and I guess hoped everyone just keeps posting through the pain. This internal","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":92.56,"end_s":99.6,"text":"meta study reported on by Reuters found that teens who reported feeling worse","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":97.2,"end_s":104.96,"text":"about their body after using Instagram tended to see about three times more","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":102.4,"end_s":110.399,"text":"content that focused on body shapes or body parts that are usually sexualized","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":107.6,"end_s":115.68,"text":"like the chest, buttocks or thighs. This is elbow kink eraser. 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There you","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":177.36,"end_s":184.959,"text":"have it. They priced it that way because it's what we wanted. We all want $1,000","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":182.56,"end_s":189.76,"text":"handhelds. And how does ASUS know what gamers want more than the gaming console","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":187.36,"end_s":193.519,"text":"company? Actually, this is Xbox. Uh that that makes sense. Despite their","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":191.2,"end_s":198.64,"text":"cluelessness though, Bond reiterated that Xbox is committed to making nextG","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":196.239,"end_s":202.959,"text":"hardware, which he confirmed is in development. 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I think it's clear at this point that the UG","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":1},{"start_s":273.6,"end_s":279.759,"text":"Green Mag Flow is your smart charging choice for iPhones, and you can find out","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":1},{"start_s":277.919,"end_s":283.84,"text":"more about it in the link below. Now, you'd think the Quick Bits are easier to","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":1},{"start_s":281.6,"end_s":288.96,"text":"absorb because they're small, but no. Each one makes me feel like I got a","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":286.32,"end_s":293.6,"text":"little bit electrocuted. Totally worth it, though. The scientists are counting","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":290.72,"end_s":300.0,"text":"on me. A United Airlines flight had its windshield shattered somewhere above","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":295.759,"end_s":302.08,"text":"Utah by space debris. Maybe images of","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":300.0,"end_s":306.24,"text":"the damage show that the pilot got multiple cuts on their arm, which is","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":304.08,"end_s":311.28,"text":"exactly what aliens would do. >> Probes. >> They probed his arm. But he managed to","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":309.12,"end_s":316.08,"text":"land safely. Apparently, the aircraft was too high up at the time of impact to","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":313.52,"end_s":321.44,"text":"have been hit by a bird of earthly origin anyway. And while hail and an","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":319.52,"end_s":326.56,"text":"unregistered weather balloon are being bandied about as possible culprits,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":323.84,"end_s":330.24,"text":"space debris and meteorites are also being suggested. Wait, we So, we still","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":328.479,"end_s":333.84,"text":"have just no idea. They haven't Have they looked at the plane yet?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":331.6,"end_s":337.28,"text":">> I'm pretty sure they think it's the weather balloon.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":334.88,"end_s":341.919,"text":">> Don't tell them that. So, this is how the invasion kicks off with the Xenos","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":339.919,"end_s":345.68,"text":"throwing their interstellar garbage at our passenger planes. We could be","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":343.919,"end_s":350.0,"text":"talking about alien technology here, folks. And that's what makes it tech","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":347.759,"end_s":354.88,"text":"news. Sure, thousands of NSA and US government","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":353.039,"end_s":360.56,"text":"officials have had their personal data stolen by a group of hackers. The same","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":357.52,"end_s":363.759,"text":"group recently doxed hundreds of DHS,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":360.56,"end_s":366.24,"text":"ICE, FBI, and DOJ officials. Apparently,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":363.759,"end_s":370.0,"text":"the data comes from the nearly 1 billion Salesforce records stolen earlier this","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":368.479,"end_s":374.24,"text":"year, and the group says they have data on more than 22,000 government","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":372.16,"end_s":378.24,"text":"officials. Previously, Salesforce told its clients it would not pay a ransom on","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":376.479,"end_s":381.68,"text":"the data, so it's everyone else's problem now. And it appears the hacker","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":380.08,"end_s":386.24,"text":"group is looking to do business elsewhere. However, upon the alleged","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":384.0,"end_s":390.56,"text":"doxing of an NSA official, the group's server was taken offline. Maybe they've","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":388.72,"end_s":395.759,"text":"pissed off the US government. Or maybe they got taken down along with Fortnite","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":392.96,"end_s":400.56,"text":"and Snapchat and all the other important things. China has accused the US of","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":398.4,"end_s":405.52,"text":"carrying out cyber attacks against their national time center, potentially","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":402.96,"end_s":409.039,"text":"shattering the fabric of reality itself. Now, that might sound like the US is","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":407.12,"end_s":413.919,"text":"attacking the hyperbolic time chamber from Dragon Ball Z or something, but the","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":410.96,"end_s":418.319,"text":"time center dictates China's standard time and is crucial for communications,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":416.16,"end_s":421.759,"text":"finance, transportation, power, and defense services throughout the country.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":420.0,"end_s":425.52,"text":"You know, things that need time. Although the US embassy has not","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":423.36,"end_s":429.759,"text":"addressed China's allegations, China claims this is part of a years'sl long","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":427.599,"end_s":435.919,"text":"set of cyber attacks that saw US agencies use 42 types of special cyber","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":433.44,"end_s":440.72,"text":"attack weapons which forced China to experience the horror of daylight","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":438.0,"end_s":445.199,"text":"savings time. Why do we still anyway? But the US better look out or China","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":442.88,"end_s":451.52,"text":"might send an army of dancing unitry robots that'll sache their way to","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":448.72,"end_s":455.68,"text":"vengeance. It is a little terrifying. Microsoft is","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":453.68,"end_s":461.84,"text":"denying any links between its data center complex in Kerataro, Mexico, and","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":458.96,"end_s":465.68,"text":"local water shortages, power outages, and illnesses. 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Some data centers have","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":494.879,"end_s":501.919,"text":"even resorted to running on gas generators. Sure, Microsoft's statements","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":499.199,"end_s":506.319,"text":"here come off as unconvincing, but they said they didn't do it. So, I'm going to","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":504.16,"end_s":511.44,"text":"blame the only other obvious offender that's left. El Chupaca Cabra. They","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":509.039,"end_s":516.399,"text":"never proved it wasn't real. Coler, the HomeGoods company has revealed the","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":513.76,"end_s":521.2,"text":"Dakota, a little camera that attaches to your toilet bowl and snaps pictures of","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":518.64,"end_s":525.839,"text":"what's going on in there. The images of your bowl business will get scanned to","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":523.599,"end_s":531.2,"text":"tell you about your hydration level and gut health. Okay. Don't worry, though.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":528.48,"end_s":535.36,"text":"The sensors are pointed down. Your data is end to end encrypted and Coler","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":533.44,"end_s":540.56,"text":"promises that with the Dakota privacy comes first, which really does feel like","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":538.32,"end_s":544.88,"text":"it needs to be stated about a camera that close to your wrinkle star. And","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":542.64,"end_s":548.48,"text":"hey, why don't you get your wrinkle star back here for more tech news on","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":546.64,"end_s":552.32,"text":"Wednesday? It's going to be good. And no, I can't promise you that. I don't","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":550.959,"end_s":556.48,"text":"know what I'm going to be required to absorb into my body on any given day.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":554.64,"end_s":559.48,"text":"And you might ask, Riley, what does that mean?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0}],"full_text":"Welcome to Tech LinkedIn, the show chronicling my effort to absorb the world's tech news so that when I die, scientists in the future can access my body's memories to find out what the hell was wrong with all of us. The internet was in chaos today after a serious Amazon Web Services outage. Banks, airlines, Reddit, Facebook, Fortnite, and a load of other services and platforms were inaccessible, leaving many people unable to access their own funds, book crucial flights, and provide crucial context for that weird ass Reddit comment they just posted. It's not what I meant. Uh, overall, AWS serves about a third of the internet, and this outage even caused some technical issues at our office, and we're in Canada. We have our own internet. Now, this outage is going to cause Amazon to be out some money, too, as companies that missed out on business during the outage try to collect repayment from Amazon, with some estimates of the financial damage reaching into the hundreds of billions of dollars. Amazon says the outage stems from a DNS issue in North Virginia, an issue which they say has been mitigated, but there are still ongoing errors, and Amazon says it is working to fully restore service. I just hope Amazon can fix things soon. Think of all those unposted thirst traps being lost by tears and rain. More research pointing to social media's harmful effects on teens has been conducted by social media parent company Meta, who didn't tell anyone about it and I guess hoped everyone just keeps posting through the pain. This internal meta study reported on by Reuters found that teens who reported feeling worse about their body after using Instagram tended to see about three times more content that focused on body shapes or body parts that are usually sexualized like the chest, buttocks or thighs. This is elbow kink eraser. This and other content that people may disagree on the appropriateness of is categorized as people disagree content by Meta in both the most sensible and most stupid naming decision ever. They changed it to that from its former name teens sensitive content because what are teens a bunch of snowflakes? Get over it. Now, obviously, the study doesn't presume to draw a causal relationship between body dissatisfaction and being served constant posts of perfectl lookinging people. This is science. But at least Meta is looking at these things and taking some actions, like giving parents some controls over their teens ability to chat with the company's AI characters, who have shown a willingness to problematically flirt with anything that moves. Xbox has blamed the price of the ROG Xbox Ally X handheld on Asus with Xbox President Sarah Bond telling Variety that Microsoft left the pricing up to Asus who apparently have more insight into what people want. There you have it. They priced it that way because it's what we wanted. We all want $1,000 handhelds. And how does ASUS know what gamers want more than the gaming console company? Actually, this is Xbox. Uh that that makes sense. Despite their cluelessness though, Bond reiterated that Xbox is committed to making nextG hardware, which he confirmed is in development. However, former corporate VP of Xbox and former president of Blizzard, Mike Ibara thinks they uh they shouldn't bother. In a tweet, Ibara wrote that only a would continue to make console hardware when the games all go or will go third party. Ibara also went after the this is an Xbox ad campaign, saying that whoever came up with that clearly doesn't play games. I mean, imagine an RPG where any item with a blade is just called sword. How am I supposed to determine the power level? Simple. Just use our sponsor UG Green and their Mag Flow magnetic power bank. This little powerhouse supports ultra fast wireless charging at 25 watts through its Apple compatible magnetic charging pad. That'll get an iPhone 17 Pro Max from zero to 50% in just 38 minutes. Okay, but why charge just one thing? The Mag Flow lets you charge three devices at the same dang time with a USBC port and a built-in braided USBC cable that supports 30 watts input and output so you can fast charge other devices or recharge your power bank. And if that wasn't enough, it doubles as a convenient carrying strap. This is just wow. It's 10,000 mAh and yeah, take it on the plane. It's flight safe. I think it's clear at this point that the UG Green Mag Flow is your smart charging choice for iPhones, and you can find out more about it in the link below. Now, you'd think the Quick Bits are easier to absorb because they're small, but no. Each one makes me feel like I got a little bit electrocuted. Totally worth it, though. The scientists are counting on me. A United Airlines flight had its windshield shattered somewhere above Utah by space debris. Maybe images of the damage show that the pilot got multiple cuts on their arm, which is exactly what aliens would do. >> Probes. >> They probed his arm. But he managed to land safely. Apparently, the aircraft was too high up at the time of impact to have been hit by a bird of earthly origin anyway. And while hail and an unregistered weather balloon are being bandied about as possible culprits, space debris and meteorites are also being suggested. Wait, we So, we still have just no idea. They haven't Have they looked at the plane yet? >> I'm pretty sure they think it's the weather balloon. >> Don't tell them that. So, this is how the invasion kicks off with the Xenos throwing their interstellar garbage at our passenger planes. We could be talking about alien technology here, folks. And that's what makes it tech news. Sure, thousands of NSA and US government officials have had their personal data stolen by a group of hackers. The same group recently doxed hundreds of DHS, ICE, FBI, and DOJ officials. Apparently, the data comes from the nearly 1 billion Salesforce records stolen earlier this year, and the group says they have data on more than 22,000 government officials. Previously, Salesforce told its clients it would not pay a ransom on the data, so it's everyone else's problem now. And it appears the hacker group is looking to do business elsewhere. However, upon the alleged doxing of an NSA official, the group's server was taken offline. Maybe they've pissed off the US government. Or maybe they got taken down along with Fortnite and Snapchat and all the other important things. China has accused the US of carrying out cyber attacks against their national time center, potentially shattering the fabric of reality itself. Now, that might sound like the US is attacking the hyperbolic time chamber from Dragon Ball Z or something, but the time center dictates China's standard time and is crucial for communications, finance, transportation, power, and defense services throughout the country. You know, things that need time. Although the US embassy has not addressed China's allegations, China claims this is part of a years'sl long set of cyber attacks that saw US agencies use 42 types of special cyber attack weapons which forced China to experience the horror of daylight savings time. Why do we still anyway? But the US better look out or China might send an army of dancing unitry robots that'll sache their way to vengeance. It is a little terrifying. Microsoft is denying any links between its data center complex in Kerataro, Mexico, and local water shortages, power outages, and illnesses. While Microsoft claims they prioritize the needs of the community there, and Mexico's National Power Company attributes power outages to stray animals and lightning strikes, reports of issues have escalated in the last year since the data center opened. Even if the data center isn't directly responsible for these issues, it seems the Kerataro region might not be the best spot for a data center anyway because of the regular droughts it experiences and lack of power infrastructure, things you've we've said that you need. Some data centers have even resorted to running on gas generators. Sure, Microsoft's statements here come off as unconvincing, but they said they didn't do it. So, I'm going to blame the only other obvious offender that's left. El Chupaca Cabra. They never proved it wasn't real. Coler, the HomeGoods company has revealed the Dakota, a little camera that attaches to your toilet bowl and snaps pictures of what's going on in there. The images of your bowl business will get scanned to tell you about your hydration level and gut health. Okay. Don't worry, though. The sensors are pointed down. Your data is end to end encrypted and Coler promises that with the Dakota privacy comes first, which really does feel like it needs to be stated about a camera that close to your wrinkle star. And hey, why don't you get your wrinkle star back here for more tech news on Wednesday? It's going to be good. And no, I can't promise you that. I don't know what I'm going to be required to absorb into my body on any given day. And you might ask, Riley, what does that mean?"}