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Really the key detail here is the MacBook Neo starts with 256 gigs of storage for $599 at a time when computer prices are threatening to get on a big rocket and leave the solar system. The power of Apple's chips has essentially been overkill for their devices for a while so I will be a bit shocked if this entry-level MacBook isn't enough for most people. Speaking of overkill though, Apple also announced that 14 and 16-in MacBook Pros can now be configured with the brand new M5 Pro and M5 Max which not only feature more cores, memory and storage but also a new chiplet-based design we're supposed to call Fusion architecture if we don't want to incur Tim COOK'S WRATH. AH. >> [screaming] [laughter] >> NASHING OF TEETH. That was Tim Cook by the way. Apple has also done some confusing things with their CPU cores. Efficiency cores are the same but what used to be called performance cores are now called super cores. And in between them there's a new third type of core that is taking the performance core designation from what are now called super cores. Do you understand? Look, TLDR the chips are powerful enough to make more of whatever is going on with this beautiful, mesmerizing CGI goo, and that's good enough for me. There's also a new M5 MacBook Air, whose promo video specifically mentions starting with 16 GB of unified memory and 512 GB of storage in what seems like a very topical callout, current events. Then there's also a new Studio Display and Studio Display XDR, which seem cool, but we don't even have time to talk about them. Six products during a non-Apple event? The Cook was feeling saucy this week. Get it? That's a two-for-one pun. Tim Cook. Applesauce. Conner? Okay. OpenAI CEO and boot sommelier Sam Altman is claiming he's renegotiating OpenAI's Pentagon contract in response to backlash from users and employees. The negative response was prompted by what happened last Friday when, hours after the government blacklisted Anthropic for refusing to let the Pentagon use Claude without safety guardrails, OpenAI swooped in and announced its own deal with the Department of War. Naturally, this went over great with ChatGPT uninstalls surging 295% in the fallout and Anthropic's Claude shooting to number one on the App Store. Altman eventually admitted the original deal seemed opportunistic and sloppy in an internal memo that he also posted to Twitter, stating now that new contract language would explicitly prohibit the use of OpenAI's models for domestic surveillance of Americans. Scam, I'm sorry, Sam Altman is now claiming that the Department of War has agreed to OpenAI's redlines on mass surveillance and autonomous weapons, but, according to multiple sources who spoke to the Verge and many other people, the Pentagon never actually budged on the contract terms. OpenAI's contract simply defers to existing US laws that have historically been used to justify mass surveillance. OpenAI's own former head of policy research said employees should assume that OpenAI caved and then framed it as not caving. So, to sum up, the guy whose first company got acquired after he lied about how many users there were, then got fired from being president of Y Combinator for conflicts of interest, then started the nonprofit that stole the entire internet, then withheld information from his board about launching ChatGPT, then arguably stole Scarlett Johansson's voice for ChatGPT, then argued that AI training is fine because it uses less energy than human life, >> [laughter] >> is continuing to be less than forthright with the public. No. An investigation by Swedish newspapers SvD and Göteborgs-Posten, sure, has found that Meta has been sending intimate user footage from its Ray-Ban AI glasses to human moderators in Kenya. Kenya, of all places. Workers at Meta subcontractor Sama said they've reviewed videos of people wearing these glasses on the toilet, undressing, and being intimate with each other. Which is impressive. It can't be easy attracting a mate while wearing one of these things. One worker told reporters that they regularly see everything from banking details to naked bodies. All the things you'd want. Engadget noted that reporters had to jump through a bunch of hoops just to find Meta's wearable privacy policy, which puts the onus on users to not share sensitive information. Meta's AI terms of service explicitly state that Meta retains the right to review your interactions with its AIs, and and that review may be automated or manual. The only solution Meta offers is to tell users not to share information on these recordings, I guess, that you don't want the AIs to use and retain, which basically translates to don't record it if you don't want a stranger to see it. And with Meta's upcoming name tag feature adding facial recognition to the glasses, this mass data collection doesn't bode well for human beings who don't like being mass surveilled in a Neal Stephenson-esque dystopia. What's that? You'd prefer AI-enabled products to have rigorous security standards and to explicitly promise not to train AI models on your data? Whoops. Then then that's our sponsor. Circleback, want unbelievably good meeting notes? Well, you're in luck. Circleback is an AI meeting assistant that records your conversations, creates human-grade summaries, and syncs everything to tools you already use. Circleback isn't just transcribing, it captures context, decisions, action items, formatted and ready to go the moment your meeting ends. If someone said something on a call 3 months ago, you can find it in seconds. It's like having a second brain, except this one isn't clogged up with stuff like where the tauna tokens are in the PS1 version of Crash Bandicoot. 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Great news, as Microsoft still needs at least a few years to figure out how to squeeze ads into the volume slider. There's a way. Google is officially rolling out Android 16's desktop mode after it was trapped for a year in the developer beta. The feature allows all Pixel phones newer than the Pixel 8 to connect to an external display via a USB-C cable that supports DisplayPort for a full desktop experience. The mode features multi-window app support and works seamlessly with a keyboard and mouse. Now, you can proudly tell your boss you're working from your phone, and they'll forgive you for getting less work done, even though you could get more work done because your phone is a desktop now. Oh, man, that'll get them so good. AI's hunger for tasty DDR5 RAM has allowed the market to be exploited by scalper bots. Security firm Data Dome detected one operation that fired over 10 million scraping requests at DDR5 product pages. One sample extracted over 1 hour had 50,000 requests with one hit every 6.5 seconds. While the top 100 tech companies have enough market leverage to secure supply, the RAM shortage has left a battleground where 190,000 small to mid-size enterprises are left fighting scalp and nail. Can't wait for Michael Bay's AIliens versus scalper predators rated R for restricted memory. Google's Threat Intelligence Group exposed Coroona, a powerful iPhone exploit. Uh-oh, didn't want to make it sound cool, that can affect iPhones running iOS 13 through 17.2.1, which came out in 2023. The kit entails 23 vulnerabilities across five attack chains and can be used to bypass iPhone defenses and silently install malware as soon as your device visits a website containing the exploitation code. Security firm iVerify suggests Karuna was initially used by the US government bearing similarities to the EternalBlue Windows exploit. It's already been used by suspected Russian spies against Ukrainians and in a hacking campaign infecting Chinese crypto and gambling sites. It's unlikely these hackers will target your parents who would rather eat lead than update their phones, but you might want to try convincing them one more time just in case. And Xiaomi has reported success with tests around integrating humanoid robots into assembly line work in its EV factory in China. Xiaomi posted a video showing off the robots working on the floor and according to the company they hit a 90% success rate over three straight hours completing each cycle in 76 seconds to match the production lines pace with the human workers. President Lu Weibing told CNBC that at their current level of performance they see the robots more like interns. Wow, uh here in the west we're worried that robots will be faster and better than human workers. Workers in China get so much done that the robots have to intern first just to keep up. They can build a hospital in like 30 minutes. Hopefully the robots are getting credits for it at Robo University. And you better enroll here again on Friday or you're not going to have enough tech news credits to graduate and then you won't get a good tech news watching job and you'll have to move back in with your parents. Just kidding you never moved out of your parents in this economy. So, that's why you should come back."}