you keep showing up like you're gonna get Tech news or something how did you
how did you get so clever that's a smart move
again NVIDIA is officially giving up on its
acquisition of ARM after almost 18 months of chasing the smaller company
which will instead be listed as a publicly traded company by its owner
Japanese conglomerate SoftBank
the 66 billion dollar sale would have been the biggest buyout of a chip
manufacturer in history but Regulators in the UK and the US thought that in
NVIDIA with the armed Gem and its Gauntlet would be more powerful than
Thanos right beside the blizzard Activision store that's the one you want
to put in though they weren't able to consummate their relationship NVIDIA and
ARM are still on good terms with Team Green calling ARM the most important CPU
architecture of the next decade yeah okay NVIDIA deals over okay flattery
will get you nowhere rip risks risk five
or rip risk the board game Samsung held
its bajillionth unpacked event today well it's a huge box and announce new
phones and tablets and a car thanks Mom and Dad they didn't do that
it was a joke that would have been fun though the much leaked Galaxy s22 s22
plus and s22 Ultra are Now official with the usual upgraded cameras and
processors Etc but notably the s22 ultra has a
night mode for video they're calling nitography which looks kind of cool and
and oh yeah it has an S Pen making it essentially a Galaxy Note Reborn
and your phone comes with a spin
it never really made sense that the note and the Galaxy were different product lines anyway so this is good the ultra
also has a 6.8 inch 1750 nit display
it's gonna outshine the sun it'll be available for 1200 us with the s22 and
s22 plus starting at 800 and a thousand dollars respectively with some paired
down specs Samsung also announced a new tab S8 S8 plus NSAID Ultra which may
give iPads a run for their money I mean the iPads don't even have a notch and
this one does and that's what I'm looking for in a tablet BTS likes it you
know Dynamite no
and epic games lost its Apple lawsuit but thanks to a US bill now being
considered by the Senate Big Tex Reckoning may now be at hand the open
app markets Act was introduced last year proposing constraints on certain
anti-competitive Behavior by Tech giants like preferencing their own services or
restricting competitors and this week the Senate Judiciary Committee voted 20
to 2 to give it a full vote in this Senate Microsoft clearly trying to get
ahead of the regulation today announced they'd be following a new set of open
app store principles that will apply to the Microsoft store and the Next
Generation marketplaces they build for games but not the Xbox store presumably
because consoles are still special check in there
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thank you Apple may think they're better than you but they also think they're better than
Square the company that makes those mobile tap to pay dongles because
Cupertino just announced iPhones will soon be able to tap to receive payments
as well as send them turning every iPhone into a mobile payments terminal
the people on the bus what are you doing oh man this will be
so cool for the people who go outside everyone knows Google is tracking
everything they do but the tech giant thought they'd give you a reminder of
that with chrome Journeys an upcoming feature that will let you type in a
topic and resume your research from when you went down a rabbit hole at 3am
months or years ago this has big uh I
Know What You Did Last Summer Vibes but it also seems really useful I mean
Wikipedia is a hell of a drug the uk-based jet
laboratory has broken its own world record for the amount of energy it can
extract from a fusion reaction scientists were able to produce 59
megajoules of energy over 5 Seconds which is only enough to boil like 60
kettles worth of water but that's a lot of tea
spill it and more importantly it means we could have stable fusion power by as
soon as 2050 allowing all the rich people to finally escape the planet
we'll look after the place don't worry guys bye bye high profile New York
couple Ilya Lichtenstein and Heather Morgan were arrested by the FBI on
Tuesday on charges of laundering 4.5 billion dollars worth of bitcoin stolen
from the Hacked bitfinex exchange back in 2016. we got it ladies and gentlemen
I'm holding it how do they do the the
table thing where they like lay out what they got in the yeah can't do it
but what makes things even crazier is the fact that Morgan moonlighted as a
surrealist rapper going by Razzle Khan
Razzle Khan and honestly I'm not sure whether her stuff is intentionally bad
or not I feel like it has to be
anyways don't steal stuff and maybe be careful what radio stations you listen
to Because as the Seattle Times reports the infotainment systems in a number of
Mazda cars got bricked when their owners tuned in to 94.9 FM an NPR station
oh my God it's the connection it's an NPR station that was
transmitting an HD radio signal containing image files without
extensions I think they might have been nfts and that's one more reason to stay
away don't even listen to them but don't stay
away from techlinked I mean okay wait stay away for one more day and then come
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