{"video_id":"hyfDNtytqFk","title":"Extras & BTS - The UNSCAMMABLE PC - Feat. Kitboga","channel":"FP Exclusives","show":"FP Exclusives","published_at":"2025-06-08T14:53:29Z","duration_s":3259,"segments":[{"start_s":0.05,"end_s":0.58,"text":"Sammy: Hi David. 2 00:00:01.590 --> 00:00:02.790 Sammy: How long does it take to set up? 3 00:00:03.390 --> 00:00:04.220 David: Oh gosh. 4 00:00:05.460 --> 00:00:11.860 David: The actual physical setup here, we probably did that over the span of about three or four hours. 5 00:00:11.860 --> 00:00:15.030 It took a bit to figure out the routing with the GoXLRs 6 00:00:15.030 --> 00:00:18.270 and make sure that the inputs were set appropriately. 7 00:00:19.240 --> 00:00:23.010 It was the first time that I'd been touching a GoXLR, so there's a bit of a learning curve. 8 00:00:25.910 --> 00:00:28.680 The computer setup though is pretty straightforward. 9 00:00:29.480 --> 00:00:35.990 We have kit build a software on one of them; he's got this software called Seraph Secure, 10 00:00:36.020 --> 00:00:41.930 and it's there to go and try and block applications that the scammers will typically run. 11 00:00:41.930 --> 00:00:47.460 So things like AnyDesk and Screen Connect and TeamViewer, it will go and just block those. 12 00:00:48.530 --> 00:00:48.930 Yeah. 13 00:00:50.370 --> 00:00:50.970 Sammy: Hi Plouffe. 14 00:00:51.000 --> 00:00:51.570 Plouffe: Hi Sammy. 15 00:00:51.940 --> 00:00:54.700 Sammy: How long did this shoot take to set up? 16 00:00:55.540 --> 00:00:56.310 Plouffe: Quite a while. 17 00:00:56.370 --> 00:00:57.170 Sammy: Hahahahaha. 18 00:00:57.210 --> 00:00:58.110 Plouffe: ...If not like a month or two. 19 00:00:58.240 --> 00:00:58.780 Sammy: Oh really? 20 00:00:59.240 --> 00:01:01.380 Plouffe: Yeah, this has been ongoing. 21 00:01:02.650 --> 00:01:05.480 I don't know, there's been a lot of meetings and back and forth. 22 00:01:03.980 --> 00:01:05.480 David: Our first call was in January. 23 00:01:05.480 --> 00:01:06.880 Plouffe: Our first call was in January!? 24 00:01:06.880 --> 00:01:09.020 David: Yeah, our first call was in January. 25 00:01:09.190 --> 00:01:12.420 Plouffe: There you have it; it's been like almost four months of preparation, 26 00:01:13.220 --> 00:01:16.960 getting this to kind of you know, actually happen. 27 00:01:17.430 --> 00:01:17.990 Sammy: Are you excited? 28 00:01:18.130 --> 00:01:21.330 Plouffe: I'm very excited, but I'm also nervous; because I hate unknown stuff; 29 00:01:21.430 --> 00:01:24.570 Plouffe: and this whole video is unknown stuff because I can't control the scammers 30 00:01:24.630 --> 00:01:27.170 Plouffe: and that terrifies me. 31 00:01:27.170 --> 00:01:29.410 Sammy: It's a one day- It's a few hour shoot or a two day shoot. 32 00:01:29.410 --> 00:01:29.840 Plouffe: That's right. 33 00:01:29.940 --> 00:01:30.870 Sammy: Hahahahahaha. 34 00:01:31.010 --> 00:01:32.580 Plouffe: Vance literally just texted me, he's like hey, 35 00:01:32.980 --> 00:01:36.950 what are the chances there are breaks where Linus can go you know, script review or do something else? 36 00:01:36.950 --> 00:01:39.620 And I said, I don't know; I was like, I don't know. 37 00:01:40.620 --> 00:01:44.650 Sammy: Oh my goodness, and you're gonna be in this small room for hours on end? 38 00:01:44.650 --> 00:01:45.760 Plouffe: Yeah, we converted the conference room, 39 00:01:45.760 --> 00:01:47.990 just in case they do need to shoot something somewhere else. 40 00:01:47.990 --> 00:01:50.730 Because the idea is Linus will do most of this video. 41 00:01:50.860 --> 00:01:53.360 He might be here for the whole thing, but Kit might do his own thing 42 00:01:53.360 --> 00:01:56.100 for like a good couple of hours if we need a few more scam calls and stuff. 43 00:01:56.570 --> 00:01:58.570 Plouffe: And at that point, if Linus can go film something, 44 00:01:58.570 --> 00:02:00.370 then we don't want to have a bunch of audio bleed; 45 00:02:00.440 --> 00:02:03.170 because that's our main problem with the sets downstairs 46 00:02:03.170 --> 00:02:05.610 is you can't really film simultaneously with them. 47 00:02:05.740 --> 00:02:06.880 Sammy: But where's Kit go? 48 00:02:07.010 --> 00:02:08.780 Plouffe: He went to go get his trademark sunglasses. 49 00:02:08.910 --> 00:02:09.610 Sammy: Hahahaha. 50 00:02:09.650 --> 00:02:12.280 Plouffe: He was here and then he realized, oh crap, I don't have those; 51 00:02:12.380 --> 00:02:13.580 so he went back to the hotel. 52 00:02:13.920 --> 00:02:14.950 Sammy: Alright. and who are you? 53 00:02:15.150 --> 00:02:20.720 Zaid: I'm Zaid. I'm Kit's editor and now a camera guy, I guess. 54 00:02:20.720 --> 00:02:21.220 Sammy: Oh, wow. 55 00:02:22.330 --> 00:02:22.790 Zaid: Yeah. 56 00:02:23.490 --> 00:02:24.560 Sammy: Are you coming here to record something? 57 00:02:24.690 --> 00:02:28.270 Zaid: Exactly. we're filming today, Linus's video 58 00:02:28.270 --> 00:02:31.540 and potentially a video for Kit's channel with Linus on it. 59 00:02:31.570 --> 00:02:32.900 Sammy: Oh, wow; that'd be cool. 60 00:02:32.900 --> 00:02:36.240 Zaid: So yeah, they're gracious enough to lend us some cameras 61 00:02:36.240 --> 00:02:38.810 and their setup and everything for Kit's video. 62 00:02:38.910 --> 00:02:43.580 And we'll see what we're going to be filming potentially today, if everything works out. 63 00:02:43.580 --> 00:02:46.450 And we have tomorrow as well, just in case. 64 00:02:47.450 --> 00:02:48.790 Sammy: How long have you been with Kit for? 65 00:02:48.920 --> 00:02:52.260 Zaid: I've been editing for him for the last six months, 66 00:02:52.260 --> 00:02:56.990 but I've been filming and editing in the YouTube scene for about five years. 67 00:02:57.030 --> 00:02:57.930 Sammy: Oh, wow; a long time. 68 00:02:57.930 --> 00:02:59.930 Zaid: So yeah, I've been in the game. 69 00:03:00.060 --> 00:03:01.160 Sammy: Hahahaha. 70 00:03:01.300 --> 00:03:03.000 Linus: This is a whole production. 71 00:03:03.000 --> 00:03:04.300 Linus: What the hell? 72 00:03:04.730 --> 00:03:06.000 Man: We're trying to keep it cool in here. 73 00:03:06.600 --> 00:03:08.370 Linus: Uh, yeah. 74 00:03:08.710 --> 00:03:10.940 Linus: Sorry my call ran a little late today. 75 00:03:12.410 --> 00:03:16.380 Andy: Linus have you done the video for Dennis? 76 00:03:17.580 --> 00:03:21.050 Andy: Okay; we have uh, downstairs we have a b-roll for you. 77 00:03:21.050 --> 00:03:21.990 Linus: Oh, wait, with Andrew? 78 00:03:22.020 --> 00:03:22.650 Andy: Yeah, basically. 79 00:03:22.690 --> 00:03:23.720 Linus: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 80 00:03:23.820 --> 00:03:24.290 Andy: Oh okay, good. 81 00:03:24.320 --> 00:03:25.790 Linus: Yeah, I'm done; sorry, I didn't know it was for Dennis. 82 00:03:25.790 --> 00:03:26.720 Linus: Dennis wasn't there. 83 00:03:27.060 --> 00:03:31.330 Linus: Um, making me do anything super embarrassing, 84 00:03:31.330 --> 00:03:33.160 so I couldn't tell that it was for Dennis. 85 00:03:34.330 --> 00:03:34.800 Sammy: Classic. 86 00:03:35.930 --> 00:03:36.870 Plouffe: Linus, this is Kit. 87 00:03:37.030 --> 00:03:37.630 Kit: Hi. 88 00:03:37.770 --> 00:03:38.770 Linus: Good morning; what's up? 89 00:03:40.200 --> 00:03:41.540 Kit: Hey, good to meet you. 90 00:03:41.670 --> 00:03:44.270 Linus: Yeah, you too; this is going to be fun? 91 00:03:44.640 --> 00:03:47.380 Kit: Yeah, I think so; we'll do it. 92 00:03:47.540 --> 00:03:48.280 Linus: Excellent. 93 00:03:48.910 --> 00:03:51.150 Plouffe: We'll shoot the intro downstairs, 94 00:03:51.150 --> 00:03:53.380 just cause you guys will go look at costumes and stuff right after. 95 00:03:53.380 --> 00:03:53.880 Linus: Nice. 96 00:03:54.450 --> 00:03:56.750 Plouffe: But I figured we should have like a quick discussion, 97 00:03:56.750 --> 00:03:59.390 just to be aligned on everything and how this is all gonna work. 98 00:03:59.390 --> 00:04:00.520 Linus: Oh, yeah; okay. 99 00:04:00.660 --> 00:04:03.090 Plouffe: Cause there's a lot of setups here; so there's two GoXLRs. 100 00:04:03.130 --> 00:04:03.690 Linus: Yeah. 101 00:04:03.690 --> 00:04:05.700 Plouffe: One is going line in into the other one, 102 00:04:05.800 --> 00:04:07.960 so you can each voice change your own selves. 103 00:04:08.000 --> 00:04:08.770 Linus: Nice, nice. 104 00:04:08.770 --> 00:04:10.470 Plouffe: It should be separated and good to go; 105 00:04:10.730 --> 00:04:16.110 um, David will show you how to use the network stuff for, for our system. 106 00:04:16.270 --> 00:04:16.740 Linus: Okay. 107 00:04:16.740 --> 00:04:20.510 Plouffe: And then essentially once we get through our things, 108 00:04:20.510 --> 00:04:22.350 this is all in the script and whatnot, 109 00:04:22.350 --> 00:04:24.350 but once we get through our things we'll do the ThreatLocker stuff. 110 00:04:24.350 --> 00:04:24.810 Linus: Okay. 111 00:04:24.810 --> 00:04:28.550 Plouffe: And at that point it's gonna be kind of freehand, 112 00:04:28.550 --> 00:04:31.960 and you guys are just gonna have to work with Kieran somehow to signal him like, 113 00:04:32.420 --> 00:04:33.960 Hey, block this or whatever. 114 00:04:34.360 --> 00:04:36.690 Plouffe: Um, it's, we'll see how it goes. 115 00:04:38.190 --> 00:04:39.800 Kieran: So we can set stuff up if you, 116 00:04:39.800 --> 00:04:43.830 if we have ideas of what you want done, it can be set up automatically. 117 00:04:44.200 --> 00:04:47.100 But if you- If we don't have ideas then it's just gonna have to be- 118 00:04:47.140 --> 00:04:47.870 Plouffe: Yeah. 119 00:04:47.900 --> 00:04:50.170 Plouffe: Oh, they want to access this; oh, let me see where that is. 120 00:04:50.170 --> 00:04:50.870 Plouffe: Kieran, block it. 121 00:04:50.870 --> 00:04:52.280 Sammy: Hahahaha. 122 00:04:50.870 --> 00:04:52.280 Plouffe: And then he locks it quickly. 123 00:04:52.310 --> 00:04:53.010 Plouffe: Something like that. 124 00:04:53.110 --> 00:04:55.380 I fully expect a few calls to go poorly, and- 125 00:04:55.680 --> 00:04:59.020 Kit: The way I might do it is we can literally write out like, 126 00:04:59.050 --> 00:05:00.420 Kit: here's the five things we want to try. 127 00:05:00.880 --> 00:05:01.280 Plouffe: Yeah. 128 00:05:01.280 --> 00:05:03.650 Kit: But- cause it's very easy to get a scammer on the phone. 129 00:05:04.250 --> 00:05:04.720 Linus: Okay. 130 00:05:04.990 --> 00:05:08.930 Linus: Well, I am very much deferring to your expertise on all of this. 131 00:05:08.930 --> 00:05:12.300 Linus: I go out of my way to not talk to scammers as a general rule. 132 00:05:12.300 --> 00:05:13.260 Linus: So, um... 133 00:05:13.360 --> 00:05:14.730 Kit: That's a good rule to live by. 134 00:05:15.130 --> 00:05:15.700 Linus: Yeah. 135 00:05:16.400 --> 00:05:19.240 Linus: I just got a Pixel, I love their call screening feature. 136 00:05:19.240 --> 00:05:19.500 Kit: Yeah. 137 00:05:21.810 --> 00:05:23.670 Plouffe: And then after ThreatLocker is Kit's stuff. 138 00:05:23.670 --> 00:05:24.110 Kit: Sure. 139 00:05:24.210 --> 00:05:28.110 Plouffe: And then we end with something getting fully blocked; 140 00:05:29.650 --> 00:05:31.380 Plouffe: and that's, and that's pretty much the video. 141 00:05:32.080 --> 00:05:32.520 Linus: Cool. 142 00:05:33.180 --> 00:05:33.580 Plouffe: Yeah. 143 00:05:33.580 --> 00:05:34.220 Linus: Cool beans. 144 00:05:34.580 --> 00:05:36.620 Linus: Uh, did anyone give you the tour already? Or- 145 00:05:36.620 --> 00:05:39.320 Kit: Yes; I am like, I will get lost but yeah. 146 00:05:39.360 --> 00:05:40.620 Linus: Okay, cool. 147 00:05:40.760 --> 00:05:41.860 Kit: We got Nick give us a tour. 148 00:05:42.930 --> 00:05:43.360 Linus: Cool. 149 00:05:43.360 --> 00:05:45.230 Linus: I'm not, I don't know where I'm going either. 150 00:05:45.260 --> 00:05:46.360 Andy: Kitchen, kitchen please. 151 00:05:46.500 --> 00:05:47.360 Linus: He want to go to the kitchen. 152 00:05:47.660 --> 00:05:48.830 Linus: Get back in the kitchen. 153 00:05:49.670 --> 00:05:51.200 Linus: It doesn't work though, it doesn't work that way. 154 00:05:52.140 --> 00:05:56.370 Kit: Oh, I wonder, I probably should wear it; unless you think the lighting is bad. 155 00:05:56.910 --> 00:05:58.340 Kit: In my videos I usually wear these. 156 00:05:58.440 --> 00:05:59.080 Linus: Yeah, sure. 157 00:05:59.180 --> 00:06:00.910 Sammy: So what happens if we don't get a scammer? 158 00:06:00.980 --> 00:06:01.610 Plouffe: We will. 159 00:06:01.610 --> 00:06:03.280 Plouffe: That's not, that's not going to be the problem. 160 00:06:01.810 --> 00:06:02.380 Sammy: Hahahaha. 161 00:06:03.350 --> 00:06:07.350 Plouffe: It's whether we get someone who's like, interesting or funny or whatever. 162 00:06:07.450 --> 00:06:08.490 Sammy: Ooooh. 163 00:06:07.850 --> 00:06:08.490 Plouffe: Yeah. 164 00:06:09.520 --> 00:06:10.190 Sammy: And who are you? 165 00:06:10.290 --> 00:06:12.190 Kit: I'm Kit, or Kitboga. 166 00:06:12.560 --> 00:06:13.920 Sammy: Do you prefer Kit or just Kitboga? 167 00:06:13.920 --> 00:06:15.930 Kit: I mean, I go by Kit. 168 00:06:15.930 --> 00:06:16.260 Sammy: Okay. 169 00:06:16.260 --> 00:06:17.660 Kit: Just cause it's easiest, yeah. 170 00:06:17.760 --> 00:06:19.660 Sammy: Alright, cool; have you even done like a shoot like this before? 171 00:06:19.860 --> 00:06:21.970 Kit: Not really; no. 172 00:06:21.970 --> 00:06:24.800 Kit: I've worked with some like film crews for news segments 173 00:06:24.800 --> 00:06:27.870 Kit: and different things like that; like different interviews covering scams. 174 00:06:27.870 --> 00:06:28.240 Sammy: Yeah. 175 00:06:28.300 --> 00:06:30.270 Kit: But this is going to be more like fun? 176 00:06:30.370 --> 00:06:30.970 Kit: Hahahaha. 177 00:06:30.370 --> 00:06:30.970 Sammy: Hahahaha. 178 00:06:30.970 --> 00:06:36.050 Kit: Right? It's not covering a very specific scam topic for, for the TV. 179 00:06:36.150 --> 00:06:36.580 Sammy: Yeah. 180 00:06:36.950 --> 00:06:38.480 Kit: This is, this is better media. 181 00:06:39.550 --> 00:06:41.580 Sammy: Do you expect this to be easy or-? 182 00:06:42.490 --> 00:06:46.490 Kit: I mean, I think the hardest part or maybe the weirdest part is going to be, 183 00:06:46.490 --> 00:06:47.790 you never know what scammer you're going to get. 184 00:06:47.820 --> 00:06:48.090 Sammy: Yeah. 185 00:06:48.090 --> 00:06:50.430 Kit: Like they're not in on it; right? 186 00:06:50.460 --> 00:06:54.800 Kit: They don't know that we're filming them; they think that we're their potential victims. 187 00:06:54.830 --> 00:06:58.700 And so sometimes, um, you never know what's going to happen. 188 00:06:58.770 --> 00:07:00.470 Like each scam call is different. 189 00:07:01.170 --> 00:07:05.680 So we'll see if, in part sometimes you have to pretend to be older 190 00:07:05.680 --> 00:07:08.880 or different things like that to really convince them that you're a good target. 191 00:07:08.880 --> 00:07:13.850 So we'll, we'll see if Linus can become an old man or something. 192 00:07:13.850 --> 00:07:16.620 Sammy: I mean, I, I've seen your old lady impressions; it's pretty good, it's pretty good. 193 00:07:16.620 --> 00:07:17.150 Kit: Thank you. 194 00:07:17.150 --> 00:07:17.890 Sammy: Hahahahaha. 195 00:07:17.890 --> 00:07:19.660 Kit: Yeah, I think we have some voice changers here too. 196 00:07:19.660 --> 00:07:23.390 Kit: So cause I, I can change it to a degree like this. 197 00:07:23.390 --> 00:07:23.830 Sammy: Oh my God. 198 00:07:23.930 --> 00:07:26.560 Kit: But then you got to pitch shift it higher to be a grandma. 199 00:07:26.660 --> 00:07:27.260 Sammy: Yeah. 200 00:07:28.330 --> 00:07:29.070 Kit: I'm excited. 201 00:07:29.500 --> 00:07:30.200 Sammy: Are you excited Linus? 202 00:07:30.270 --> 00:07:35.210 Linus: I, actually yeah, I've obviously enjoyed you know, 203 00:07:35.210 --> 00:07:37.140 baiting scammer calls and stuff. 204 00:07:37.310 --> 00:07:39.580 Um, but I've never participated. 205 00:07:39.710 --> 00:07:40.810 Sammy: Hahahaha. 206 00:07:40.810 --> 00:07:45.220 Linus: I like one time had someone contact me asking if I wanted to do any gig work; 207 00:07:45.250 --> 00:07:48.790 and I kind of like led them on for like three messages. 208 00:07:48.790 --> 00:07:53.460 Linus: And then I- My attention span, like a butterfly came by or something. 209 00:07:53.460 --> 00:07:55.930 Sammy: Oh, was it during the Alex upgrade that you met? You're talking about it? 210 00:07:56.290 --> 00:07:57.730 Linus: Um, I don't remember. 211 00:07:57.830 --> 00:08:01.800 Linus: So I can't really wear sunglasses and... oh, I'm going to do it. 212 00:08:01.970 --> 00:08:03.230 Kit: Hahahaha, it's fine. 213 00:08:03.230 --> 00:08:04.430 Linus: My ears are so crooked. 214 00:08:04.900 --> 00:08:06.200 Kit: I can't tell. 215 00:08:06.300 --> 00:08:08.540 Linus: These are sitting on my ears; they're going to, okay... 216 00:08:08.540 --> 00:08:09.140 Kit: I would never... 217 00:08:09.210 --> 00:08:10.410 Linus: You guys can tell, right? 218 00:08:10.810 --> 00:08:11.670 Plouffe: It's a little crooked. 219 00:08:12.740 --> 00:08:13.580 Kit: Who said that? 220 00:08:15.010 --> 00:08:16.350 Linus: So, when I- 221 00:08:16.350 --> 00:08:18.380 Kit: Are mine crooked? I've never even- 222 00:08:18.380 --> 00:08:19.380 Linus: Actually a little. 223 00:08:19.480 --> 00:08:20.020 Kit: Probably. 224 00:08:20.050 --> 00:08:21.550 Linus: Yeah, not that bad though; not that bad. 225 00:08:21.550 --> 00:08:22.250 Kit: I've never noticed. 226 00:08:22.350 --> 00:08:24.120 Linus: Yeah, I'm pretty sure- I'm pretty sure mine's worse. 227 00:08:24.150 --> 00:08:26.720 Plouffe: You can always bend the nose bridge... and then it'll- 228 00:08:26.720 --> 00:08:29.430 Linus: Well the thing is I have to bend it like this; 229 00:08:29.460 --> 00:08:30.960 like it's not enough to just bend the nose. 230 00:08:30.960 --> 00:08:33.260 Kit: I mean, we could start with glasses and take them off. 231 00:08:33.300 --> 00:08:34.000 Linus: No, no, no, no, no. 232 00:08:34.000 --> 00:08:34.630 Kit: It doesn't matter. 233 00:08:34.630 --> 00:08:36.370 Linus: No, no, no, no; I wear my sunglasses at night. 234 00:08:36.530 --> 00:08:37.200 Kit: Hahahahaha. 235 00:08:37.200 --> 00:08:38.130 Linus: I mean, it's not nighttime, but- 236 00:08:38.500 --> 00:08:40.040 Plouffe: You guys aren't supposed to have them on yet. 237 00:08:40.040 --> 00:08:40.440 Linus: Oh. 238 00:08:40.440 --> 00:08:40.840 Kit: Oh. 239 00:08:40.940 --> 00:08:41.340 Sammy: Oh. 240 00:08:41.470 --> 00:08:43.040 Everyone: *Laughs* 241 00:08:43.040 --> 00:08:44.370 Kit: Where are they? Are they-? 242 00:08:44.440 --> 00:08:45.910 Plouffe: That's fine; yeah, that's fine. 243 00:08:46.240 --> 00:08:47.180 Linus: Are you sure? His mic. 244 00:08:47.580 --> 00:08:48.140 Kit: Oooh. 245 00:08:48.510 --> 00:08:49.450 Sammy: Oooh. 246 00:08:49.950 --> 00:08:50.350 Kit: Smart. 247 00:08:50.450 --> 00:08:51.450 Sammy: Professional right here. 248 00:08:51.780 --> 00:08:52.250 Kit: How about... 249 00:08:53.250 --> 00:08:56.720 Man: Put it in your pocket? Like a hand in your pocket? Or in your hand? 250 00:08:57.090 --> 00:08:57.550 Kit: Oh. 251 00:08:57.590 --> 00:08:59.190 Linus: Am I allowed to have it on my head? Does that work? 252 00:08:59.190 --> 00:09:00.260 Man: It looks crooked in your head. 253 00:09:00.260 --> 00:09:01.990 Everyone: *Laughs* 254 00:09:02.030 --> 00:09:03.390 Linus: Okay, cursed. 255 00:09:03.390 --> 00:09:03.930 Kit: Cursed. 256 00:09:04.630 --> 00:09:06.700 Linus: Cursed forever to have crooked sunglasses. 257 00:09:06.700 --> 00:09:07.300 Kit: Hahahaha. 258 00:09:08.260 --> 00:09:09.330 Plouffe: Okay, let's try this. 259 00:09:09.530 --> 00:09:11.940 Plouffe: Kit, You only really have one line for the intro. 260 00:09:12.040 --> 00:09:14.400 Plouffe: Where you just like hang on Linus, you're missing one crucial element. 261 00:09:14.400 --> 00:09:16.340 And you hand him the aviators... 262 00:09:16.340 --> 00:09:16.810 Kit: Oooh. 263 00:09:17.370 --> 00:09:18.640 Linus: Okay, so you're supposed to have them. 264 00:09:17.970 --> 00:09:19.780 Kit: How would you like me to present them to you? 265 00:09:20.080 --> 00:09:22.050 Linus: I don't know, you could throw them at my face and... 266 00:09:22.150 --> 00:09:23.580 Kit: It's not like that- Throw them!? 267 00:09:23.680 --> 00:09:25.450 Kit: Like you want to see if you can catch them? 268 00:09:27.220 --> 00:09:28.280 Kit: That's a disaster. 269 00:09:28.950 --> 00:09:30.120 Kit: That's an absolute disaster. 270 00:09:30.250 --> 00:09:32.990 Glenn: Good, okay you're rolling, and I see you rolling there. 271 00:09:32.990 --> 00:09:33.420 Perfect, okay. 272 00:09:33.520 --> 00:09:34.290 Man: Let's do slates up? 273 00:09:35.190 --> 00:09:36.630 Linus: Yes, sir; yes, sir; yes sir. 274 00:09:36.630 --> 00:09:38.230 Glenn: Okay; camera is rolling. 275 00:09:39.760 --> 00:09:40.830 Linus: Mine go up. 276 00:09:40.930 --> 00:09:41.760 Kit: Hahahahaha. 277 00:09:42.670 --> 00:09:43.930 Linus: I don't know who put that back. 278 00:09:44.930 --> 00:09:46.100 Glenn: Awesome, cutting there, cutting. 279 00:09:46.100 --> 00:09:47.600 Linus: We have some that threaten you. 280 00:09:47.770 --> 00:09:48.340 Kit: Oh really? 281 00:09:48.340 --> 00:09:49.940 Linus: Yeah, they have stickers on the back that say 282 00:09:49.970 --> 00:09:53.580 \"I swear to whatever God you believe in if you don't take a thumbnail, I will kill you\". 283 00:09:53.610 --> 00:09:54.210 Zaid: Hahahahaha. 284 00:09:54.210 --> 00:09:56.350 Kit: Zaid was like remember the thumbnail... 285 00:09:56.580 --> 00:09:58.050 Zaid: *unintelligible* 286 00:10:00.680 --> 00:10:02.650 Kit: Am I next to you or away from you? 287 00:10:03.290 --> 00:10:05.990 Linus: Right now you're away from me; you just got a little more next to me. 288 00:10:06.020 --> 00:10:08.590 Kit: In the shot, do you want me with you or not? 289 00:10:08.590 --> 00:10:10.790 Linus: That's a wonderful question for our director who left. 290 00:10:10.830 --> 00:10:12.730 Plouffe: Yeah, because the first line is like \"this is Kit\". 291 00:10:13.200 --> 00:10:13.500 Linus: Oh. 292 00:10:13.500 --> 00:10:15.500 Plouffe: That's like the f- didn't even read the- 293 00:10:15.500 --> 00:10:18.370 Linus: No, you said it was the part with the hand and the sunglasses; 294 00:10:18.370 --> 00:10:19.640 so I skipped forward to that part. 295 00:10:19.640 --> 00:10:21.140 Kit: So I should probably be wearing my sunglasses. 296 00:10:21.140 --> 00:10:22.310 Plouffe: You can be, sure. 297 00:10:22.510 --> 00:10:24.770 Linus: Instructions unclear, dick caught in a teleprompter. 298 00:10:25.980 --> 00:10:28.580 Plouffe: Well, I just don't, he doesn't know where he is or where he's going; 299 00:10:28.580 --> 00:10:30.680 and so Kendrick just messaged me saying, 300 00:10:30.680 --> 00:10:32.980 hey, this guy in the blue shirt doesn't know where the *unintelligible* is. 301 00:10:33.020 --> 00:10:33.980 Plouffe: So I'm looking for him. 302 00:10:34.380 --> 00:10:35.690 Plouffe: So if you could find him. 303 00:10:35.690 --> 00:10:36.450 Man: He's probably upstairs. 304 00:10:36.590 --> 00:10:37.620 Plouffe: He's probably upstairs. 305 00:10:38.120 --> 00:10:39.720 Glenn: Alright, is everyone ready here? 306 00:10:40.390 --> 00:10:41.720 Glenn: Good, camera's rolling. 307 00:10:41.720 --> 00:10:42.630 Quiet on set, guys. 308 00:10:43.760 --> 00:10:45.900 Linus: This is Kit; he's a car. 309 00:10:46.260 --> 00:10:48.230 You can't tell because he looks an awful lot like- 310 00:10:48.260 --> 00:10:49.000 Sorry, sorry, sorry. 311 00:10:49.000 --> 00:10:50.030 Kit: Hahahahahaha. 312 00:10:50.230 --> 00:10:51.630 Kit: Great, great. 313 00:10:52.600 --> 00:10:56.240 Linus: This is Kit; he really likes to waste scammers time. 314 00:10:56.340 --> 00:11:00.110 But what he doesn't like is when nice people get taken advantage of. 315 00:11:00.210 --> 00:11:03.110 So ThreatLocker sponsored this video helping us- 316 00:11:04.510 --> 00:11:06.750 Linus: So ThreatLocker... Wow. but this is not a sentence; hold on. 317 00:11:06.750 --> 00:11:08.180 Kit: Hahahahahahaha. 318 00:11:06.750 --> 00:11:08.180 Plouffe: Oh; yeah, yeah, I don't know what happened. 319 00:11:08.180 --> 00:11:11.150 Hey, we script reviewed this; so I'm blaming you. 320 00:11:13.190 --> 00:11:14.560 Kit: This video? To protect... 321 00:11:14.560 --> 00:11:16.190 Plouffe: Yes, there's probably a word or two. 322 00:11:16.190 --> 00:11:16.790 Linus: Okay, I got it. 323 00:11:16.860 --> 00:11:17.790 Linus: Okay. 324 00:11:17.960 --> 00:11:19.660 Glenn: Let's get rid of the sunglasses there for now. 325 00:11:19.760 --> 00:11:20.100 Linus: Okay. 326 00:11:20.400 --> 00:11:21.330 Gleen: Perfect, okay. 327 00:11:21.760 --> 00:11:23.900 Can we just like hang it in the back of like your pocket or something? 328 00:11:23.900 --> 00:11:24.370 Yeah. 329 00:11:24.730 --> 00:11:26.100 This is good, okay. 330 00:11:26.140 --> 00:11:26.540 Ready. 331 00:11:27.870 --> 00:11:31.010 Linus: This is Kit; he likes to waste scammers time. 332 00:11:31.670 --> 00:11:35.110 He doesn't like when nice people get taken advantage of though. 333 00:11:35.140 --> 00:11:39.080 So ThreatLocker sponsored this project where we're going to be protecting 334 00:11:39.080 --> 00:11:46.090 our less tech savvy loved ones by combining our powers to create the unscammable PC-! 335 00:11:46.090 --> 00:11:46.560 Where is it? 336 00:11:46.790 --> 00:11:48.360 Plouffe: It's on the veil and we don't have it down here; 337 00:11:48.360 --> 00:11:49.630 it's upstairs, I forgot about that part. 338 00:11:49.760 --> 00:11:51.330 Kit: I feel like I should be saying that with you. 339 00:11:51.660 --> 00:11:52.860 Linus: Sure; yeah, let's do that. 340 00:11:53.500 --> 00:11:54.530 Linus: We'll just do a B-roll shot. 341 00:11:54.630 --> 00:11:57.030 Plouffe: Great; that's what I had planned after the fact. 342 00:11:57.200 --> 00:11:57.870 Linus: One more time. 343 00:11:57.900 --> 00:11:58.370 Plouffe: Completely forgot about... 344 00:11:58.370 --> 00:11:58.870 Linus: Okay. 345 00:11:59.640 --> 00:12:00.740 Kit: Unless you don't want me to say it. 346 00:12:00.740 --> 00:12:01.170 Linus: No, yes. 347 00:12:01.170 --> 00:12:01.740 Kit: Hahahahahaha. 348 00:12:01.740 --> 00:12:02.070 Linus: Yeah. 349 00:12:02.070 --> 00:12:04.840 Linus: Okay, I'll give you like a half a beat and then we'll- 350 00:12:03.410 --> 00:12:04.840 Kit: The unscamable... 351 00:12:04.840 --> 00:12:05.140 Linus: Okay. 352 00:12:05.140 --> 00:12:09.050 Linus: ...less tech savvy loved ones by combining our powers to create 353 00:12:09.450 --> 00:12:12.450 Linus and Kit: the unscammable PC! 354 00:12:12.920 --> 00:12:14.450 Linus: To the wardrobe. 355 00:12:15.820 --> 00:12:16.490 Glenn: Okay, great. 356 00:12:16.550 --> 00:12:17.990 Kit: I don't know if I actually said a line. 357 00:12:17.990 --> 00:12:19.190 Kit: I didn't realize I had a line. 358 00:12:18.090 --> 00:12:18.860 Glenn: Cutting. 359 00:12:19.190 --> 00:12:20.290 Linus: Yeah, no it's fine. 360 00:12:20.320 --> 00:12:22.530 Plouffe: It'll work, it honestly, I didn't even notice. 361 00:12:22.690 --> 00:12:23.390 Linus: Yeah. 362 00:12:23.390 --> 00:12:24.290 Plouffe: It honestly worked out. 363 00:12:24.290 --> 00:12:28.770 Linus: It actually happens a lot very often that we kind of write things 364 00:12:28.770 --> 00:12:31.500 and we forget about my co-host just standing there awkwardly; you did great. 365 00:12:31.500 --> 00:12:32.670 Kit: That's fine, it's fine. 366 00:12:32.670 --> 00:12:34.640 Linus: You did great; you were exactly the right amount of awkward. 367 00:12:34.640 --> 00:12:37.340 Linus: See, I'm a narcissist so I don't consider other people's lines. 368 00:12:34.970 --> 00:12:36.240 Kit: Hahahahahaha. 369 00:12:37.370 --> 00:12:39.010 Linus: Though you probably read about that online. 370 00:12:40.840 --> 00:12:41.740 Linus: This is Kit. 371 00:12:41.980 --> 00:12:42.850 Linus: He's a car. 372 00:12:43.150 --> 00:12:44.510 Linus: To the wardrobe! 373 00:12:45.880 --> 00:12:47.120 Linus: Ooh. 374 00:12:45.880 --> 00:12:47.120 Kit: Hahahaha. 375 00:12:47.150 --> 00:12:48.120 Linus: Ooh! 376 00:12:48.650 --> 00:12:51.450 Linus: Okay; well, we could go luau. 377 00:12:52.860 --> 00:12:55.560 Kit: The real secret tends to be being old. 378 00:12:55.790 --> 00:12:56.560 Linus: Oh, alright. 379 00:12:57.230 --> 00:12:59.100 Linus: Well, they're not- Are they going to see us? 380 00:12:57.760 --> 00:12:59.100 Kit: I mean, you can be at a luau. 381 00:12:59.130 --> 00:12:59.930 Linus: Are they-? Yeah. 382 00:12:59.930 --> 00:13:00.400 Kit: They will- 383 00:13:00.430 --> 00:13:02.600 Linus: Old people love going to Hawaii. 384 00:13:02.700 --> 00:13:03.230 Kit: Yes. 385 00:13:03.330 --> 00:13:04.030 Linus: I think. 386 00:13:04.170 --> 00:13:05.330 Kit: I don't think they will see us. 387 00:13:05.330 --> 00:13:06.100 Linus: Santa's old. 388 00:13:07.100 --> 00:13:09.940 Kit: Um, they definitely won't see us unless we want them to. 389 00:13:09.940 --> 00:13:10.640 Linus: Right, okay. 390 00:13:10.740 --> 00:13:12.280 Kit: They will try to pull up our webcam. 391 00:13:12.780 --> 00:13:13.440 Linus: I see. 392 00:13:13.440 --> 00:13:14.740 Kit: But we probably won't show them anything. 393 00:13:14.740 --> 00:13:16.610 Linus: Okay, you could wear our elbows up costume. 394 00:13:17.880 --> 00:13:18.610 Kit: I don't know. 395 00:13:19.150 --> 00:13:21.150 Linus: Oh, whoa; no, this one's way better. 396 00:13:21.250 --> 00:13:23.320 Kit: Oh, perfect; so I fit in. 397 00:13:23.450 --> 00:13:24.420 Linus: Yeah, there we go. 398 00:13:25.150 --> 00:13:26.760 Kit: Hahahahaha. 399 00:13:26.890 --> 00:13:28.320 Linus: We're nice people, don't scam us. 400 00:13:28.360 --> 00:13:29.030 Kit: Hahahahahaha. 401 00:13:29.030 --> 00:13:29.830 Linus: We're trusting. 402 00:13:30.160 --> 00:13:32.900 Kit: I, I haven't been doing that as much recently. 403 00:13:32.900 --> 00:13:33.660 Plouffe: No? Alright. 404 00:13:33.430 --> 00:13:36.200 Kit: No; it's, it just got- it gets hot. 405 00:13:36.730 --> 00:13:37.430 Plouffe: Ah! 406 00:13:37.770 --> 00:13:40.370 Kit: Honestly, it just gets very warm wearing a wig. 407 00:13:39.670 --> 00:13:40.300 Linus: Okay. 408 00:13:42.040 --> 00:13:43.910 Kit: We could, we could bring hats or- 409 00:13:43.910 --> 00:13:45.170 Cause like you, we could wear- 410 00:13:45.510 --> 00:13:47.540 Like we'll end up doing potentially- 411 00:13:47.640 --> 00:13:48.810 Kit: Oh, Jesus, sorry. 412 00:13:48.240 --> 00:13:48.810 Linus: No. 413 00:13:48.850 --> 00:13:49.580 Kit: I'm ruining everything. 414 00:13:49.580 --> 00:13:50.150 Linus: That's fine. 415 00:13:50.150 --> 00:13:54.380 Kit: We may end up trying to do like an older woman voice, but this will just get hot. 416 00:13:54.520 --> 00:13:54.950 Kit: That's the- 417 00:13:54.950 --> 00:13:55.820 Linus: Oh, I see. 418 00:13:55.820 --> 00:13:56.450 Kit: But we could try it. 419 00:13:56.450 --> 00:13:57.990 Linus: Yeah; that's my, my mom wig. 420 00:13:57.990 --> 00:13:58.590 Kit: Really? 421 00:13:58.590 --> 00:13:58.990 Linus: Yeah. 422 00:13:58.990 --> 00:13:59.520 Kit: Do you want it? 423 00:13:59.520 --> 00:13:59.990 Linus: Nope. 424 00:14:00.120 --> 00:14:00.920 Kit: Hahahahaha. 425 00:14:01.260 --> 00:14:01.660 Linus: No. 426 00:14:01.990 --> 00:14:04.390 Kit: So I get to be your mom for, for the day? 427 00:14:05.090 --> 00:14:09.330 Kit: What about like a, like a, like a hat? 428 00:14:10.970 --> 00:14:12.200 Kit: Like I can just wear this fishing- 429 00:14:12.370 --> 00:14:13.300 Linus: Absolutely. 430 00:14:12.370 --> 00:14:13.840 Kit: I can be an old man with a- 431 00:14:13.840 --> 00:14:16.270 Kit: Oh, you're really- You're all geared up. 432 00:14:17.340 --> 00:14:17.940 Linus: How do I look? 433 00:14:18.110 --> 00:14:19.010 Kit: Hahahahaha. 434 00:14:19.980 --> 00:14:22.250 Linus: Ooooh, damn I'm cool. 435 00:14:22.550 --> 00:14:24.580 Kit: So the scammers really won't notice you. 436 00:14:24.610 --> 00:14:26.120 Kit: Hahahahahahaha. 437 00:14:25.110 --> 00:14:25.780 Linus: Yeah. 438 00:14:27.980 --> 00:14:28.990 Linus: I'd hate to stand out. 439 00:14:30.790 --> 00:14:31.950 Linus: I'll just wear this hat. 440 00:14:31.950 --> 00:14:32.260 Kit: Okay. 441 00:14:32.260 --> 00:14:32.620 Linus: Yeah. 442 00:14:32.720 --> 00:14:35.320 Linus: Well be father and son on a fishing trip. 443 00:14:35.320 --> 00:14:35.860 Kit: Hahahahaha. 444 00:14:35.860 --> 00:14:37.460 Linus: Please take me fishing, Papa. 445 00:14:37.590 --> 00:14:39.860 Kit: We're fishing for scammers today, son. 446 00:14:40.000 --> 00:14:41.760 Kit: We're fishing for something different. 447 00:14:42.200 --> 00:14:43.370 Linus: Thanks, Papa. 448 00:14:43.800 --> 00:14:45.570 Linus: Do you think we'll catch a big one? 449 00:14:46.100 --> 00:14:46.540 Kit: No. 450 00:14:47.270 --> 00:14:47.770 Kit: Yes. 451 00:14:47.770 --> 00:14:49.410 Kit: Yes, of course, we always do. 452 00:14:49.510 --> 00:14:51.070 Linus: This big? 453 00:14:51.140 --> 00:14:51.870 Kit: Hahahahaha. 454 00:14:52.010 --> 00:14:55.280 Kit: I feel like, I'm like looking for lines as if we're, we're going to do lines. 455 00:14:55.280 --> 00:14:55.810 Linus: No. 456 00:14:55.910 --> 00:14:58.880 Linus: A lot of the time, Papa, the teleprompter's just on there. 457 00:14:59.780 --> 00:15:00.780 Kit: I never look at it. 458 00:15:00.780 --> 00:15:04.690 Linus: It's a prop; to make it seem like a real production, Papa. 459 00:15:08.160 --> 00:15:10.130 Linus: Okay; should we get, should we get going? 460 00:15:10.860 --> 00:15:11.460 Kit: Doesn't matter. 461 00:15:11.460 --> 00:15:11.860 Linus: Alright. 462 00:15:12.660 --> 00:15:15.560 Linus: So the theme is fishing trip. 463 00:15:16.450 --> 00:15:18.120 David: So you've got packet control stuff over here. 464 00:15:18.120 --> 00:15:20.220 The ones that we'll probably use is delay, 465 00:15:20.350 --> 00:15:23.120 where you can just add milliseconds of delay. 466 00:15:23.160 --> 00:15:23.560 Linus: Mhmm. 467 00:15:23.560 --> 00:15:26.560 David: It's got some presets that you can just quick apply if you want to as well; 468 00:15:26.560 --> 00:15:28.360 and then to get rid of it, you just hit the clear button. 469 00:15:28.630 --> 00:15:30.230 Linus: Satellite motor in the works. 470 00:15:30.360 --> 00:15:30.830 Linus: Okay. 471 00:15:32.500 --> 00:15:34.900 David: Loss is another one where you can just say a percentage of loss; 472 00:15:34.900 --> 00:15:37.540 so we can drop like 20% of the packets or whatever. 473 00:15:38.540 --> 00:15:39.470 Linus: Oooh. 474 00:15:40.140 --> 00:15:43.210 David: And then rate control is the last one that we'll probably use, 475 00:15:43.640 --> 00:15:48.550 which only works one direction; so this is only actually affecting the upload. 476 00:15:48.980 --> 00:15:49.720 Linus: My upload. 477 00:15:49.820 --> 00:15:53.920 David: Yeah, so it's going to put their screen to like crap 478 00:15:53.920 --> 00:15:58.090 if they can't see things coming through, because the uploads crappy. 479 00:15:59.030 --> 00:15:59.960 Linus: Got it. 480 00:16:01.990 --> 00:16:04.300 Linus: Uh... 481 00:16:05.160 --> 00:16:06.500 Linus: Okay, so I could... 482 00:16:07.530 --> 00:16:08.940 I could just be like... boom. 483 00:16:13.410 --> 00:16:14.740 Linus: Umm... 484 00:16:17.280 --> 00:16:19.380 Linus: Okay and then how do I get rid of it? Oh, clear. 485 00:16:19.380 --> 00:16:20.480 David: Yeah, it's just a clear button. 486 00:16:20.610 --> 00:16:21.810 Linus: Oh, wait; well, hold on a second. 487 00:16:21.810 --> 00:16:23.550 Linus: Does this actually apply? 488 00:16:23.550 --> 00:16:25.550 David: Yes, it applies as soon as you hit the button. 489 00:16:25.550 --> 00:16:27.450 Linus: Okay, but then I could adjust a little bit. 490 00:16:27.450 --> 00:16:28.820 David: Yeah, you can adjust it a little bit. 491 00:16:28.820 --> 00:16:29.890 Linus: I could be like, oh, okay. 492 00:16:30.560 --> 00:16:37.700 \"Sorry, let me just wiggle the cable a little bit there; is that better?\" 493 00:16:38.060 --> 00:16:38.460 David: Yeah. 494 00:16:39.870 --> 00:16:44.140 David: It might drop one packet when you hit the apply button; but that's it. 495 00:16:45.200 --> 00:16:45.710 Linus: Brilliant. 496 00:16:47.110 --> 00:16:51.040 Linus: Oh, whoever this laptop this is your Teams is logged in. 497 00:16:51.040 --> 00:16:51.910 Reece: Oh, that's mine. 498 00:16:52.010 --> 00:16:53.580 Linus: I'm just going- 499 00:16:53.580 --> 00:16:55.110 Reece: Just close the whole, close the whole... 500 00:16:55.450 --> 00:16:58.150 Linus: I'm going to put you appear offline; I think that stops sending messages. 501 00:16:58.180 --> 00:16:59.450 Reece: Just close the whole application. 502 00:16:59.790 --> 00:17:01.890 Linus: I will close the whole thing. 503 00:17:01.890 --> 00:17:04.920 Kit: Good for me to know what they are, just so- 504 00:17:04.920 --> 00:17:06.090 Because we can kind of guide the conver... 505 00:17:06.090 --> 00:17:08.900 Like Linus and I can just say \"well, I'm concerned\". 506 00:17:09.260 --> 00:17:12.130 They're going to tell us we're hacked inevitably. 507 00:17:12.370 --> 00:17:12.830 Linus: Right. 508 00:17:12.830 --> 00:17:15.440 Kit: And so we can say, like; \"well, I'm worried about my bank\". 509 00:17:15.440 --> 00:17:18.740 Kit: And then we'll go to TD Bank, and then you're thinking about it. 510 00:17:19.340 --> 00:17:20.570 Kit: Is if we kind of know ahead of time... 511 00:17:21.040 --> 00:17:22.240 Plouffe: Kit, I don't know if you sent them to me. 512 00:17:22.880 --> 00:17:23.540 Kit: Really? 513 00:17:23.540 --> 00:17:26.780 Plouffe: I'm looking and I see you say you'll send them tomorrow in a zip file. 514 00:17:27.550 --> 00:17:28.080 Plouffe: And then the next- 515 00:17:28.080 --> 00:17:29.220 Kit: Is it in your spam? Do you think- 516 00:17:29.220 --> 00:17:30.050 Plouffe: I'll check. 517 00:17:30.180 --> 00:17:31.050 Linus: Have you been hacked? 518 00:17:31.120 --> 00:17:32.120 Kit: Hahahahahaha. 519 00:17:32.120 --> 00:17:34.090 Plouffe: But the next email is just stuff about video two 520 00:17:34.090 --> 00:17:35.190 and you didn't address the... 521 00:17:35.390 --> 00:17:37.190 Kit: Okay; um, well, I have it. 522 00:17:37.190 --> 00:17:39.160 Kit: I have it here; I can get it to you somehow. 523 00:17:39.890 --> 00:17:40.430 Linus: Oh. 524 00:17:41.190 --> 00:17:41.730 Kit: Hold. 525 00:17:42.700 --> 00:17:43.800 Kit: Oh, are you going to be my son? 526 00:17:44.760 --> 00:17:48.430 Linus: If I'm your son, I've gone through puberty quite recently I think. 527 00:17:48.730 --> 00:17:50.770 Kit: Because usually- 528 00:17:50.870 --> 00:17:54.110 Linus: Okay, so there's two- So we're on the call together? 529 00:17:54.210 --> 00:17:55.140 Kit: Potentially. 530 00:17:55.240 --> 00:17:55.910 Linus: Potentially. 531 00:17:55.910 --> 00:17:56.910 Kit: If we want it. 532 00:17:55.910 --> 00:17:56.910 Linus: Oh God. 533 00:17:57.310 --> 00:18:04.780 Kit: Um, so the idea could be we're trying to book a trip to go fishing together 534 00:18:04.780 --> 00:18:07.320 and our printer is- Whatever, we can come up with some kind of... 535 00:18:07.650 --> 00:18:10.460 We're trying to print our itinerary and... 536 00:18:10.460 --> 00:18:13.630 Linus: Wow, I'm really going to do my- I'm going to do my best to keep up here, 537 00:18:13.630 --> 00:18:16.930 Linus: but I am, not an improv actor. 538 00:18:14.130 --> 00:18:15.360 Kit: Hahahahaha. 539 00:18:17.100 --> 00:18:17.730 Kit: Okay. 540 00:18:18.700 --> 00:18:20.030 Kit: Uh, well, it's fine, it's fine. 541 00:18:20.030 --> 00:18:22.400 Kit: Like the idea will be... Um... 542 00:18:22.400 --> 00:18:23.100 Sammy: Just play character. 543 00:18:23.400 --> 00:18:25.340 Kit: Yeah, yeah; if you, what's- what kind of- 544 00:18:25.370 --> 00:18:27.710 Linus: \"Just play a character\"; Thanks for the advice, Sammy. 545 00:18:27.710 --> 00:18:28.140 Linus: Get out! 546 00:18:28.210 --> 00:18:29.140 Sammy: Hahahaha, no. 547 00:18:30.180 --> 00:18:33.350 Plouffe: We can do a thumb drive with the, with the scripts and stuff. 548 00:18:33.380 --> 00:18:34.310 Kit: Oh, cool. 549 00:18:34.310 --> 00:18:34.710 Plouffe: Yeah. 550 00:18:36.720 --> 00:18:38.950 Kit: Will ThreatLocker block them all? We'll see. 551 00:18:38.950 --> 00:18:40.320 Plouffe: It might, yeah; we'll see what happens. 552 00:18:40.590 --> 00:18:42.120 Kit: So, I don't know if you guys are- 553 00:18:42.220 --> 00:18:43.760 Are you guys like recording this screen? 554 00:18:44.020 --> 00:18:44.390 Plouffe: Yeah. 555 00:18:44.520 --> 00:18:45.020 Kit: If I show you- 556 00:18:45.060 --> 00:18:46.330 Plouffe: Have you started it, Reece? 557 00:18:46.530 --> 00:18:47.460 Reece: Not yet, I'll do that. 558 00:18:47.460 --> 00:18:49.030 Kit: Because I can give you context a bit. 559 00:18:49.030 --> 00:18:50.260 Linus: Ookay. 560 00:18:49.030 --> 00:18:50.260 Reece: Okay, I started recording. 561 00:18:50.260 --> 00:18:51.100 Reece: You want to give it the clap? 562 00:18:51.200 --> 00:18:53.170 Andy: Hold on, hold on; let me roll the audio as well. 563 00:18:53.300 --> 00:18:53.700 Reece: Okay. 564 00:18:53.800 --> 00:18:54.830 Linus: I'm stressed. 565 00:18:54.870 --> 00:18:56.070 Kit: Well, it'll be fine. 566 00:18:56.070 --> 00:18:57.240 Linus: I am sweating already. 567 00:18:57.240 --> 00:18:58.300 Kit: Hahahahaha. 568 00:18:57.240 --> 00:18:58.300 Kit: Like buckets. 569 00:18:58.300 --> 00:18:59.870 Andy: Let's just roll everything. 570 00:18:59.910 --> 00:19:02.510 Andy: Um... Could you two check like- 571 00:19:02.640 --> 00:19:04.940 Andy: Is there like a red indicator on your pack? 572 00:19:05.550 --> 00:19:06.580 Kit: It looks like it. 573 00:19:05.550 --> 00:19:06.580 Linus: Yes sir. 574 00:19:06.580 --> 00:19:07.280 Kit: It's looks like it. 575 00:19:07.310 --> 00:19:08.010 Linus: Yeah, you're rolling. 576 00:19:08.310 --> 00:19:08.920 Andy: Awesome. 577 00:19:09.780 --> 00:19:10.120 Kit: Um... 578 00:19:10.120 --> 00:19:12.790 Andy: Everything's rolling, so maybe we should do the clap. 579 00:19:13.390 --> 00:19:17.190 Linus: I mean I tried to do an older man voice when we did our last Scrapyard Wars, 580 00:19:17.190 --> 00:19:20.330 Linus: but I... I don't think it was that convincing. 581 00:19:20.330 --> 00:19:22.190 Kit: You don't have to, so- Oh. 582 00:19:22.300 --> 00:19:23.860 Andy: Alright, get a... sync. 583 00:19:23.960 --> 00:19:27.970 Linus: I mean, I could also, I could also pitch up a little bit. 584 00:19:28.070 --> 00:19:28.630 Linus: Hold on. 585 00:19:29.100 --> 00:19:29.500 Kit: And... 586 00:19:29.100 --> 00:19:30.070 Linus: No... gender. 587 00:19:30.100 --> 00:19:33.270 Kit: Part of it too is I can be the old character. 588 00:19:32.410 --> 00:19:33.270 Linus: Yeah. 589 00:19:33.310 --> 00:19:36.580 Linus: Oh well, that's not gonna work; that's helium. 590 00:19:35.040 --> 00:19:36.580 Kit: No, hahaha. 591 00:19:37.980 --> 00:19:38.780 Linus: Okay, hold on. 592 00:19:38.880 --> 00:19:40.150 Kit: Sometimes just a little bit. 593 00:19:40.180 --> 00:19:40.750 Linus: Yeah. 594 00:19:41.010 --> 00:19:42.210 Linus: Uh... 595 00:19:41.010 --> 00:19:42.210 Kit: Actually can I uhh... 596 00:19:42.620 --> 00:19:43.380 Kit: I don't know if... 597 00:19:43.420 --> 00:19:44.280 Linus: I don't know. 598 00:19:46.220 --> 00:19:46.590 Kit: It's... 599 00:19:46.750 --> 00:19:47.220 Linus: Let's see. 600 00:19:47.320 --> 00:19:49.620 Kit: It's hard to get perfect. 601 00:19:52.490 --> 00:19:53.130 Kit: Hahahahaha. 602 00:19:53.530 --> 00:19:56.600 Linus: I can't tell if my gender one is working or not, 603 00:19:56.600 --> 00:19:58.660 it really doesn't seem like it's working at all. 604 00:19:58.660 --> 00:19:59.430 Kit: No, it doesn't. 605 00:19:58.660 --> 00:19:59.970 Linus: I'm turning it all the way. 606 00:20:00.700 --> 00:20:03.870 Plouffe: Oh yeah, that one, *unintelligible*, I think the gender one doesn't always work great. 607 00:20:04.070 --> 00:20:04.640 Kit: Okay. 608 00:20:05.770 --> 00:20:06.440 Linus: Okay. 609 00:20:06.440 --> 00:20:09.210 Plouffe: I only remembered just now cause I don't use it. 610 00:20:09.240 --> 00:20:11.680 Kit: You don't have, we don't have to use it either. 611 00:20:12.950 --> 00:20:14.950 Sometimes I do this to sound- 612 00:20:15.680 --> 00:20:18.820 I... I feel like I- Maybe I hear myself without it too. 613 00:20:18.820 --> 00:20:22.690 Does it sound strange to you? It sounds a little bit. 614 00:20:22.790 --> 00:20:26.060 Linus: I mean, it sounds like it could just be a bad line. 615 00:20:26.390 --> 00:20:26.690 Kit: Yeah. 616 00:20:26.690 --> 00:20:31.100 Linus: Part of it is that my, my actual hearing is bleeding in with this. 617 00:20:31.100 --> 00:20:34.370 Linus: Okay, no; mine's terrible, mine's obviously altered. 618 00:20:35.570 --> 00:20:36.600 Kit: I mean, I could just- 619 00:20:37.370 --> 00:20:39.640 So, part of the way this could work too is if I- 620 00:20:39.870 --> 00:20:42.480 If I play an older character, they'll latch on to me. 621 00:20:42.480 --> 00:20:45.380 And they're, I'm the one who they're going to want to scam. 622 00:20:45.850 --> 00:20:46.280 Kit: Right? 623 00:20:45.850 --> 00:20:46.280 Linus: Right. 624 00:20:46.310 --> 00:20:49.980 Kit: And you can just be free to play along and like- 625 00:20:50.020 --> 00:20:50.680 Linus: Uh-huh. 626 00:20:50.680 --> 00:20:52.280 Kit: If they say we'll press the Windows key you can be like, 627 00:20:52.280 --> 00:20:53.990 no, no, no; not the Windows key, press the- 628 00:20:53.990 --> 00:20:54.950 Linus: The Linux key. 629 00:20:54.950 --> 00:20:55.550 Kit: Press the other key. 630 00:20:55.550 --> 00:20:56.760 Linus: I installed Linux for you, Dad. 631 00:20:56.760 --> 00:20:58.590 Linus: No, wait; no, that'll make me sound like I'm... 632 00:20:58.590 --> 00:20:59.190 Kit: That's true. 633 00:20:59.930 --> 00:21:03.660 Kit: We could try it though, like where you are a tech expert; 634 00:21:03.660 --> 00:21:06.130 and like you literally are just Linus. 635 00:21:06.170 --> 00:21:08.070 Everyone: *Laughs* 636 00:21:07.170 --> 00:21:08.070 Linus: Oh man. 637 00:21:08.070 --> 00:21:08.670 Kit: But I don't know. 638 00:21:09.100 --> 00:21:12.940 Kit: So, the point of the video though is to make it get progressively harder for them. 639 00:21:12.940 --> 00:21:15.840 Linus: Right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right. 640 00:21:15.840 --> 00:21:17.240 Kit: So, yes. 641 00:21:16.280 --> 00:21:17.240 Linus: Okay. 642 00:21:18.240 --> 00:21:19.310 Kieran: Go to TD Canada. 643 00:21:19.750 --> 00:21:23.620 Kit: Oh, is it TD.com? TD Bank.com? 644 00:21:23.750 --> 00:21:24.520 Kieran: TD.com. 645 00:21:29.160 --> 00:21:29.560 Kit: Nice. 646 00:21:30.420 --> 00:21:32.360 Linus: Oh, it says firewall or antivirus. 647 00:21:32.360 --> 00:21:35.390 Kieran: Yeah, so we have that way or we have another way we can block it, 648 00:21:35.390 --> 00:21:37.630 where it looks pretty and it tells you ThreatLocker blocked it. 649 00:21:37.760 --> 00:21:38.360 Kit: However you- 650 00:21:38.360 --> 00:21:40.500 Kieran: Whichever one you guys want; like, do you want to- 651 00:21:40.500 --> 00:21:43.340 Linus: Oh, we don't want the pretty ThreatLocker one; that's going to be pretty obvious. 652 00:21:43.470 --> 00:21:46.310 Kieran: Yeah, so then we have this one then to just block the page. 653 00:21:46.670 --> 00:21:48.570 Kieran: So we can do that or we can also have a flag. 654 00:21:48.770 --> 00:21:53.650 Okay, so if you want, when this happens we can then lock it there; we can close PowerShell. 655 00:21:53.680 --> 00:21:56.850 Or we can have, like when this happens they lose access to your files; 656 00:21:56.850 --> 00:21:58.820 like, whatever you want to happen. 657 00:21:58.820 --> 00:22:00.550 So block it or flag. 658 00:22:01.450 --> 00:22:03.260 Kit: Oh, you're... hahahaha. 659 00:22:03.260 --> 00:22:04.420 Linus: I am so stressed right now, Sammy. 660 00:22:04.520 --> 00:22:05.190 Sammy: Hahahahaha. 661 00:22:05.220 --> 00:22:07.260 Linus: I feel intense pressure. 662 00:22:07.790 --> 00:22:08.430 Sammy: Why? 663 00:22:08.830 --> 00:22:11.630 Linus: Because this is not my wheelhouse. 664 00:22:11.700 --> 00:22:12.600 Sammy: Hahaha. 665 00:22:13.300 --> 00:22:13.870 Kit: It'll be... 666 00:22:14.470 --> 00:22:17.640 Kit: Just imagine the scammer wearing their underwear. 667 00:22:18.370 --> 00:22:19.440 Kit: That doesn't- Hahahaha. 668 00:22:19.440 --> 00:22:20.140 Everyone: *Laughs* 669 00:22:20.140 --> 00:22:22.540 Kit: That advice has never helped anyone, I'm convinced. 670 00:22:22.540 --> 00:22:23.980 Linus: Yeah, no, I don't think so. 671 00:22:25.110 --> 00:22:26.680 Kit: I think, what do we- What if we do this? 672 00:22:26.810 --> 00:22:27.980 I'll give you some context. 673 00:22:27.980 --> 00:22:28.310 Linus: Mhmm. 674 00:22:28.310 --> 00:22:29.120 Kit: Like, there's guys right now. 675 00:22:29.120 --> 00:22:32.490 Like, one, two- HP has this 123 printer set up. 676 00:22:32.490 --> 00:22:35.550 Have you seen that? It's like, 123HP.com or something? So- 677 00:22:35.550 --> 00:22:37.590 Linus: I have to confess, I don't spend a lot of time installing HP printers. 678 00:22:37.590 --> 00:22:39.360 Kit: Setting up printers? That's fine. 679 00:22:39.360 --> 00:22:40.830 Linus: I avoid it if I can. 680 00:22:40.960 --> 00:22:46.630 Kit: So, sometimes what the scammers will do is they'll run, uh... 681 00:22:46.670 --> 00:22:48.770 I'm just doing, like, search. 682 00:22:48.800 --> 00:22:51.200 What do they call this? Google dorking? I think. 683 00:22:53.070 --> 00:22:54.310 If we get lucky... 684 00:22:54.740 --> 00:22:55.740 Linus: \"Phone numbers\"... 685 00:22:56.840 --> 00:22:59.510 Kit: They'll run ads; I don't see ads popping up here. 686 00:22:59.510 --> 00:23:03.580 But see how this is, like, one, two, three, dash, hpp.com? 687 00:23:03.980 --> 00:23:07.750 So the idea is like, if someone's typing in one, two, three, printer support, 688 00:23:07.750 --> 00:23:11.190 trying to set up their printer; they want grandma to go here. 689 00:23:11.190 --> 00:23:17.500 And call this 163 number or 623 number; but this is not actual HP. 690 00:23:17.500 --> 00:23:18.260 Linus: Yeah, clearly. 691 00:23:18.630 --> 00:23:22.230 Kit: So, we could call them and say we're having a problem setting up our printer. 692 00:23:22.330 --> 00:23:23.340 Kit: And then we- 693 00:23:23.340 --> 00:23:28.540 Linus: Yeah, I tried to help them with the driver; 694 00:23:28.540 --> 00:23:32.780 but I just click it and it wants me to install some other program. 695 00:23:32.780 --> 00:23:33.350 Kit: Mm-hmm. 696 00:23:33.450 --> 00:23:34.980 Linus: And I don't trust it. 697 00:23:35.610 --> 00:23:40.120 Kit: He had me plug in a dongle; but I don't know if it's the right dongle. 698 00:23:40.120 --> 00:23:41.850 Linus: Oh, it's not a dongle, Dad! It's a cable. 699 00:23:41.920 --> 00:23:42.390 Kit: Yes! 700 00:23:42.660 --> 00:23:43.960 Kit: So, that'll work fine. 701 00:23:44.020 --> 00:23:44.420 Linus: Okay. 702 00:23:44.520 --> 00:23:45.960 Kit: And the trick is- 703 00:23:46.060 --> 00:23:47.330 Linus: Dad, I told you a hundred times! 704 00:23:47.390 --> 00:23:49.300 It's not called a dongle, keep it in your pants! 705 00:23:49.360 --> 00:23:51.160 Kit: Yes, yes; you're perfect. 706 00:23:51.260 --> 00:23:56.370 Kit: So, the catch is, I think the hardest part is figuring out, 707 00:23:56.370 --> 00:24:00.510 like, some scammers will hang up the second that you say keep it in your pants; 708 00:24:00.640 --> 00:24:02.840 and others won't, and they'll play along and they'll be like, 709 00:24:02.840 --> 00:24:04.510 \"oh, does your dad get a lot of action?\". 710 00:24:04.510 --> 00:24:06.550 So, it's partially just fishing. 711 00:24:06.780 --> 00:24:10.480 I'm not kidding; it's partially like fishing for the right scammer. 712 00:24:10.480 --> 00:24:12.550 Linus: Told you, Dad; that word makes me deeply uncomfortable. 713 00:24:14.320 --> 00:24:16.620 Kit: Anyway, I guess the next part would be... 714 00:24:16.760 --> 00:24:24.030 Nick are we, when we first start are we filming right away to try to knock off a specific goal? 715 00:24:24.030 --> 00:24:27.000 Plouffe: No, not really; there's, like, a bit of a script for the very start 716 00:24:27.530 --> 00:24:28.800 where we'll kind of go through what our stuff is. 717 00:24:28.800 --> 00:24:30.740 And so we'll start with that stuff first 718 00:24:30.740 --> 00:24:32.670 and just kind of like make the network shitty for them. 719 00:24:31.400 --> 00:24:32.670 Kit: Oh, like the really slow computer? 720 00:24:32.670 --> 00:24:34.110 Plouffe: Yeah, the really slow computer stuff. 721 00:24:34.240 --> 00:24:35.440 Kit: Ooooh. 722 00:24:35.440 --> 00:24:38.080 Plouffe: And then we'll move more into like your scripts and stuff. 723 00:24:38.080 --> 00:24:40.450 No, I think it's moving to ThreatLocker at that point; 724 00:24:40.550 --> 00:24:42.350 and then we'll do your scripts and stuff after that. 725 00:24:42.350 --> 00:24:42.680 Kit: Okay. 726 00:24:43.920 --> 00:24:46.450 Plouffe: And that's pretty much it, we just kind of try and see what happens. 727 00:24:46.450 --> 00:24:48.690 I fully expect a few calls to just like fail. 728 00:24:48.920 --> 00:24:49.490 Kit: That's fine. 729 00:24:49.590 --> 00:24:51.760 Plouffe: And we'll have learning opportunities and figure it out from there. 730 00:24:51.760 --> 00:24:53.760 Plouffe: But yeah, that's kind of the point. 731 00:24:53.760 --> 00:24:54.230 Kit: Okay. 732 00:24:54.560 --> 00:24:58.600 Kit: The other thing we can do then, if at first we're just making it slow, 733 00:24:58.600 --> 00:25:01.170 the printer cars are usually pretty like, patient. 734 00:25:01.300 --> 00:25:03.740 Kit: So the other- Have you guys seen the fake virus pop-ups? 735 00:25:03.840 --> 00:25:05.640 The ones that, like, say this is Windows. 736 00:25:05.640 --> 00:25:06.010 Linus: Yeah. 737 00:25:06.010 --> 00:25:09.170 Kit: So I could get some of those numbers, and they'll be way more aggressive. 738 00:25:09.170 --> 00:25:10.510 And so if the internet's slow- 739 00:25:10.510 --> 00:25:11.310 Linus: Aggressive? 740 00:25:11.410 --> 00:25:14.480 Kit: They'll like, probably say choice words to us. 741 00:25:11.740 --> 00:25:14.480 David: The computer is very slow right now. 742 00:25:14.480 --> 00:25:15.250 Kit: It's very slow? 743 00:25:15.250 --> 00:25:16.220 Plouffe: Yeah, it's like down clocks... 744 00:25:16.220 --> 00:25:18.950 David: it's got two cores and 10 watts available to the CPU, 745 00:25:18.950 --> 00:25:20.150 and it's running on a hard drive. 746 00:25:21.020 --> 00:25:24.660 Plouffe: Yeah, if that becomes unbearable we have an SSD we can swap to. 747 00:25:25.060 --> 00:25:28.030 Kit: No I mean, they're just gonna run UltraViewer. 748 00:25:28.030 --> 00:25:28.530 Plouffe: Sure. 749 00:25:28.990 --> 00:25:29.400 Kit: Yeah. 750 00:25:29.530 --> 00:25:33.730 David: Uh Kieran, we've got an image on an SSD. 751 00:25:33.730 --> 00:25:34.470 Kit: Should change it background... 752 00:25:34.470 --> 00:25:35.830 David: And it's got the agent on there. 753 00:25:36.070 --> 00:25:38.370 David: Will that be a problem if they switch over to it? 754 00:25:38.400 --> 00:25:40.370 Will it have to like reapply policies or something? 755 00:25:40.510 --> 00:25:45.640 Kieran: I can try and promote the policies to the group level, and then it should be fine. 756 00:25:45.640 --> 00:25:48.880 Linus: You notice popes die a lot? They should elect a younger pope. 757 00:25:48.880 --> 00:25:49.980 Everyone: *Laughs* 758 00:25:49.980 --> 00:25:50.750 Linus: Just an idea. 759 00:25:50.850 --> 00:25:53.620 Kieran: That's one of those strategies, so they don't stay in power for too long. 760 00:25:54.590 --> 00:25:55.690 Linus: Ooooh. 761 00:25:54.590 --> 00:25:55.690 Kit: Oh, really? 762 00:25:55.720 --> 00:25:56.920 Kieran: It's like rumored; 763 00:25:56.960 --> 00:25:59.460 yeah, so that, you know, because if you're a pope for 50 years- 764 00:25:59.490 --> 00:26:01.130 They get to elect the cardinals. 765 00:26:01.260 --> 00:26:05.500 So they get to kind of put all the people they want to then get more, 766 00:26:05.500 --> 00:26:09.170 but then if they're only reigning for like 10-20 years, it's not as big of a deal. 767 00:26:09.170 --> 00:26:10.170 Linus: Oh, I see. 768 00:26:10.570 --> 00:26:11.540 Sammy: What a random thing to say. 769 00:26:11.540 --> 00:26:12.600 Linus: I mean, it just seems like a lot of hassle 770 00:26:12.600 --> 00:26:14.710 Linus: to like bury them and have all the ceremonies... 771 00:26:15.240 --> 00:26:16.240 Man: It's part of the fun. 772 00:26:16.280 --> 00:26:17.280 Linus: So random. 773 00:26:17.280 --> 00:26:18.010 Kit: The more you know... 774 00:26:18.010 --> 00:26:19.110 Linus: Well, no, the news. 775 00:26:19.110 --> 00:26:19.780 Kieran: It just happened. 776 00:26:19.780 --> 00:26:20.510 Sammy: Oh, okay. 777 00:26:21.550 --> 00:26:22.920 Kit: Oh, I thought it was random too. 778 00:26:22.950 --> 00:26:24.450 Everyone: *Laughs* 779 00:26:24.500 --> 00:26:27.540 Linus: I don't know how hard I'm going to try to mask my voice. 780 00:26:27.700 --> 00:26:28.400 Kit: You don't have to. 781 00:26:28.400 --> 00:26:30.510 Linus: I really don't think that's my specialty. 782 00:26:30.640 --> 00:26:31.270 Kit: That's fine. 783 00:26:32.340 --> 00:26:33.240 Kit: We'll give it a shot. 784 00:26:33.780 --> 00:26:35.280 Linus: I could add some reverb. 785 00:26:35.280 --> 00:26:36.450 Kit: Hohohoho, yeah. 786 00:26:36.880 --> 00:26:41.980 Linus: Dad? I'm on the other side of the cave; are you, are you calling support? 787 00:26:43.590 --> 00:26:44.150 Kit: Yes. 788 00:26:44.520 --> 00:26:47.090 Kit: It'll be fine, it'll be great; you got this. 789 00:26:47.590 --> 00:26:48.820 Linus: Performance anxiety. 790 00:26:48.920 --> 00:26:51.060 Linus: That's why dad's always getting more action than me. 791 00:26:51.230 --> 00:26:51.860 Kit: Heh. 792 00:26:52.690 --> 00:26:53.360 Linus: Let's do this. 793 00:26:54.260 --> 00:26:55.500 Kit: Hello, are you there? 794 00:26:57.330 --> 00:26:57.830 Scammer: Hmm? 795 00:26:58.400 --> 00:26:59.740 Kit: Hello, is the bar- 796 00:26:59.740 --> 00:27:00.540 Scammer: Are you Martha? 797 00:27:01.300 --> 00:27:04.310 Kit: Oh, Martha; I'm Martha's husband. 798 00:27:04.310 --> 00:27:07.110 I could, I could get Martha if you need her. 799 00:27:07.610 --> 00:27:09.210 Scammer: When is she going to be on? 800 00:27:09.950 --> 00:27:12.680 Kit: She's, she's in- Hold on one second. 801 00:27:12.850 --> 00:27:13.450 Kit: Hold on. 802 00:27:19.050 --> 00:27:20.690 Kit: Hello, this is Martha. 803 00:27:22.060 --> 00:27:25.430 Scammer: Hi Martha, this is *unintelligible* 804 00:27:26.360 --> 00:27:29.700 Look, I'm a trader, and this is a cold call. 805 00:27:29.930 --> 00:27:33.740 Do you want to hang up or you give me 30 seconds and decide? 806 00:27:33.940 --> 00:27:37.470 Kit: I'll give you more than 30 seconds; I got all day. 807 00:27:38.840 --> 00:27:42.110 Scammer: Okay look, like I told you I'm a trader; 808 00:27:42.810 --> 00:27:45.210 And this is about generating you profit. 809 00:27:45.250 --> 00:27:49.250 You'll be generating about 7, 000 to 12, 000 every week. 810 00:27:49.280 --> 00:27:52.990 Kit: Okay, hold on; I'm just going to put you on speaker. 811 00:27:49.820 --> 00:27:52.990 Scammer: *unintelligible* 812 00:27:53.020 --> 00:27:54.220 Kit: I'm with my son. 813 00:27:54.390 --> 00:27:57.090 Scammer: Now, do you have any current bonds with your bank? 814 00:27:57.230 --> 00:27:57.830 Kit: I don't know. 815 00:27:57.830 --> 00:28:01.230 Kit: I have my son on the phone because he helps me with my finance. 816 00:28:01.230 --> 00:28:01.860 Scammer: Okay, quick. 817 00:28:01.860 --> 00:28:02.900 Kit: Do I have any bonds? 818 00:28:02.900 --> 00:28:04.630 Scammer: Now, you were looking for just something 819 00:28:04.630 --> 00:28:10.040 that would bring in money every single day, or you prefer weekly? 820 00:28:11.140 --> 00:28:11.740 Linus: Yeah. 821 00:28:11.740 --> 00:28:13.580 Linus: Hi, this is Martha's son. 822 00:28:14.780 --> 00:28:18.150 Mom, I've talked to you about this. 823 00:28:18.150 --> 00:28:22.080 This could actually be a good opportunity; you've been looking for something. 824 00:28:22.080 --> 00:28:23.620 Kit: Alternative investments. 825 00:28:23.620 --> 00:28:24.350 Linus: Yeah. 826 00:28:24.490 --> 00:28:27.260 Kit: Yes, is this an alternative investment? 827 00:28:28.420 --> 00:28:31.630 Scammer: This is a bond like... 828 00:28:31.630 --> 00:28:33.860 Kit: He's not going to connect to our computer, so- 829 00:28:35.460 --> 00:28:40.140 Scammer: You're getting more profit with this trade yourself. 830 00:28:40.240 --> 00:28:42.240 Scammer: You could actually do it yourself. 831 00:28:42.640 --> 00:28:44.570 Linus: Yeah, I don't trust the banks. 832 00:28:45.010 --> 00:28:46.880 Linus: I don't trust the banks, so- 833 00:28:47.140 --> 00:28:49.850 Kit: Same, we're pulling all of our money out of the banks. 834 00:28:50.710 --> 00:28:52.250 Scammer: Exactly; okay, great. 835 00:28:52.410 --> 00:28:55.880 So we're going to be teaching you some strategies on it. 836 00:28:56.020 --> 00:29:03.890 You have a designated licensed advisor, which will be assigned to you after this. 837 00:29:04.430 --> 00:29:04.990 Kit: Okay. 838 00:29:04.990 --> 00:29:06.430 Scammer: Now, I want you to go on a website. 839 00:29:06.630 --> 00:29:09.000 Linus: Are you one of the advisors? 840 00:29:09.100 --> 00:29:10.600 Scammer: No, I'm not licensed. 841 00:29:10.600 --> 00:29:13.100 Scammer: I'm going to assign one after this call. 842 00:29:13.240 --> 00:29:14.300 Kit: Oh, okay. 843 00:29:14.670 --> 00:29:15.270 Linus: Is this... 844 00:29:15.900 --> 00:29:18.270 Scammer: So you need to be licensed before you get... 845 00:29:17.270 --> 00:29:18.270 Linus: What is this scam? 846 00:29:18.270 --> 00:29:21.910 Kit: So he's trying to sell us an investment, like a fake investment platform. 847 00:29:21.910 --> 00:29:23.780 Kit: They actually target Canada specifically. 848 00:29:24.580 --> 00:29:28.150 Kit: So we can talk to him, but he won't connect to our computer; 849 00:29:28.180 --> 00:29:29.950 Kit: so we can bail if we want. 850 00:29:30.090 --> 00:29:34.160 Scammer: ...so I'm just here to pre-qualify, to make sure she's qualified, 851 00:29:34.160 --> 00:29:38.530 to make trades, because some people are not qualified. 852 00:29:38.530 --> 00:29:44.030 Like, for example you're receiving government pension, disability- 853 00:29:44.030 --> 00:29:45.430 Linus: Why wouldn't she be qualified? 854 00:29:45.430 --> 00:29:47.370 I mean, she's got plenty of money in the bank. 855 00:29:47.540 --> 00:29:51.110 And I mean, we're looking for somewhere to put it that it's going to grow for her. 856 00:29:51.110 --> 00:29:53.180 And I mean, realistically, part of this is 857 00:29:53.180 --> 00:29:55.640 estate planning for me as well, right? 858 00:29:55.640 --> 00:29:56.780 Scammer: Well... 859 00:29:58.210 --> 00:30:00.820 Kit: I want everything to be guaranteed to go to my son. 860 00:30:00.820 --> 00:30:05.250 Scammer: ...some people are illegible to like invest; 861 00:30:05.250 --> 00:30:10.990 so whether they multiply the money, they gain profit, 862 00:30:11.030 --> 00:30:13.400 they would have sole possession of it. 863 00:30:13.400 --> 00:30:14.360 Kit: What's your website? 864 00:30:14.800 --> 00:30:18.370 Scammer: It's A-L-P-C-A-P. 865 00:30:18.570 --> 00:30:19.970 Kit: C-A-P? 866 00:30:19.130 --> 00:30:19.970 Scammer: Or... 867 00:30:20.000 --> 00:30:22.140 Linus: Like a cat? Like a kitty cat? 868 00:30:23.640 --> 00:30:27.880 Scammer: Okay, just go on this website, that's course; 869 00:30:27.880 --> 00:30:32.350 that is C-O-U-R-S-E 500 dot com. 870 00:30:32.350 --> 00:30:34.020 Kit: Course 500? 871 00:30:34.120 --> 00:30:39.020 Scammer: C-O-U-R-S-E 500 dot com. 872 00:30:39.050 --> 00:30:41.660 Kit: Well, I'll tell you what, we'll check this out later. 873 00:30:42.120 --> 00:30:43.560 Linus: This looks very complicated. 874 00:30:43.660 --> 00:30:48.060 Scammer: I'm going to guide you on how to make your deposit there. 875 00:30:48.060 --> 00:30:51.930 Kit: Oh we just deposit money right away, it sounds like. 876 00:30:51.930 --> 00:30:53.540 Linus: Oh well, that's convenient. 877 00:30:53.540 --> 00:30:54.840 Linus: Can we do it right from our bank? 878 00:30:54.970 --> 00:30:58.810 Scammer: Do you do have a Visa or MasterCard? 879 00:30:58.910 --> 00:30:59.940 Linus: Oh, uh... 880 00:31:00.080 --> 00:31:00.640 Kit: Yes. 881 00:31:00.640 --> 00:31:02.280 Linus: Yeah, yeah, of course. 882 00:31:03.080 --> 00:31:06.250 Scammer: Okay, so what do you see on your screen? 883 00:31:06.250 --> 00:31:10.420 Kit: I clicked buy package and it has... Python. 884 00:31:10.690 --> 00:31:11.520 Linus: What's Python? 885 00:31:12.390 --> 00:31:13.390 Kit: Is it a snake? 886 00:31:14.060 --> 00:31:17.130 Linus: Well, yeah mom, but I'm sure that you're not buying a snake. 887 00:31:18.960 --> 00:31:20.730 Scammer: So you're going to see something like 888 00:31:20.730 --> 00:31:25.030 Scammer: \"develop your potential with Ultimate Academy\". 889 00:31:25.170 --> 00:31:28.600 Kit: We may have, you may have to call us back too- 890 00:31:29.140 --> 00:31:30.610 Scammer: The course is there. 891 00:31:30.840 --> 00:31:34.310 Scammer: When you see the courses, you go not to Python. 892 00:31:34.310 --> 00:31:35.610 You go down to... 893 00:31:35.610 --> 00:31:35.980 Kit: Trading. 894 00:31:35.980 --> 00:31:36.680 Scammer: Trading. 895 00:31:37.550 --> 00:31:39.150 Kit: Oh, I got you. 896 00:31:39.150 --> 00:31:44.450 Kit: So this is because this website is all just like fake. 897 00:31:42.220 --> 00:31:44.450 Scammer: Can you see where there's trade in? 898 00:31:44.450 --> 00:31:48.860 Kit: So the whole website is fake and it's like they're trying to remain undetected, 899 00:31:48.890 --> 00:31:51.190 Kit: and sell you this fake like investment course, 900 00:31:51.190 --> 00:31:53.500 as if they sell other legitimate courses. 901 00:31:53.500 --> 00:31:57.630 Scammer: ...to trading; and then you should get redirected to- 902 00:31:57.630 --> 00:31:58.700 Kit: But we don't have to talk to this guy. 903 00:31:58.700 --> 00:32:01.740 Kit: They'll call me all day; we can talk to him later if we want to. 904 00:32:01.740 --> 00:32:02.840 Linus: Sure, okay. 905 00:32:02.940 --> 00:32:03.570 Kit: Alright. 906 00:32:03.570 --> 00:32:07.280 You know what? I actually... We have a food in the oven right now. 907 00:32:07.410 --> 00:32:09.310 So you're going to have to call us back. 908 00:32:09.410 --> 00:32:13.010 Scammer: You want to be on the call so I can verify that you are activated. 909 00:32:13.010 --> 00:32:16.380 Kit: Yeah, just call us every 15 minutes for the next three hours. 910 00:32:16.380 --> 00:32:17.920 Kit: Okay? Thank you. 911 00:32:18.950 --> 00:32:23.630 Kit: Alright, so these guys will call all day and just try to get- 912 00:32:23.630 --> 00:32:24.130 Kit: Thanks. 913 00:32:24.230 --> 00:32:26.460 Kit: Try to get us to sign up for investments. 914 00:32:26.460 --> 00:32:28.330 Kit: They're not going to connect to our computer, though. 915 00:32:28.330 --> 00:32:29.860 Linus: Who the f*** are these people? 916 00:32:30.230 --> 00:32:32.470 Kit: It's crazy; they actually have entire- 917 00:32:32.470 --> 00:32:35.540 Sometimes you can hear the call center behind them with music going. 918 00:32:35.670 --> 00:32:39.010 And, like, people cheer when someone signs- It's like a sales floor. 919 00:32:39.310 --> 00:32:40.010 It's crazy. 920 00:32:40.310 --> 00:32:41.710 Linus: Like, where is this-? 921 00:32:41.840 --> 00:32:44.080 Linus: Like, he doesn't, he's not listening to us at all. 922 00:32:43.280 --> 00:32:44.080 Kit: No. 923 00:32:44.110 --> 00:32:46.610 Linus: Like, he's not even trying to have a conversation; 924 00:32:46.610 --> 00:32:47.550 he's literally just- 925 00:32:48.350 --> 00:32:48.850 Kit: Yes. 926 00:32:49.120 --> 00:32:49.520 Kit: Yeah. 927 00:32:49.520 --> 00:32:52.920 But their goal is as soon as- I've actually paid them for a video I did. 928 00:32:52.920 --> 00:32:53.860 I actually signed up. 929 00:32:53.990 --> 00:32:56.290 And then they call you back every day; 930 00:32:56.420 --> 00:33:00.400 and they like constantly are trying to help you like remortgage your home and stuff. 931 00:33:00.430 --> 00:33:02.930 So you can put all of your money into this fake platform. 932 00:33:02.930 --> 00:33:04.570 It's terrifying, it's crazy. 933 00:33:04.830 --> 00:33:05.770 Linus: Wow. 934 00:33:05.900 --> 00:33:09.470 Kit: But he's just like the entry-level sales guy trying to hook you. 935 00:33:08.040 --> 00:33:09.300 Linus: Oh he sure is. 936 00:33:09.670 --> 00:33:11.070 Linus: That was unscripted. 937 00:33:11.070 --> 00:33:11.540 Kit: Hahahahaha. 938 00:33:11.540 --> 00:33:12.070 Linus: So... 939 00:33:12.140 --> 00:33:13.510 Kit: But it helps us get in the- 940 00:33:13.510 --> 00:33:14.440 Linus: Oh, yeah; yeah, yeah. 941 00:33:15.610 --> 00:33:17.280 Linus: You're way better at this than me, man. 942 00:33:17.310 --> 00:33:17.880 Kit: No, you're fine. 943 00:33:17.880 --> 00:33:19.650 Linus: No, you're... seriously. 944 00:33:21.120 --> 00:33:21.550 Kit: You did great. 945 00:33:21.550 --> 00:33:22.180 Linus: Hilarious. 946 00:33:22.180 --> 00:33:22.680 Linus: Okay. 947 00:33:22.820 --> 00:33:24.750 Kit: Because there's actually two separate things that I've done. 948 00:33:24.920 --> 00:33:26.250 This is the software I've built. 949 00:33:26.250 --> 00:33:26.690 Linus: Right. 950 00:33:26.720 --> 00:33:29.190 Kit: But we also have like a fake goose 951 00:33:29.190 --> 00:33:31.260 that runs around the computer and grabs your mouse. 952 00:33:31.390 --> 00:33:32.030 Linus: That's great. 953 00:33:32.130 --> 00:33:32.630 Kit: So- Hahahahaha. 954 00:33:32.630 --> 00:33:34.060 Linus: Why don't you show us a few of those things? 955 00:33:34.230 --> 00:33:34.660 Goose: *Honk* 956 00:33:35.130 --> 00:33:36.770 Linus: Oh, okay; there's a goose. 957 00:33:37.430 --> 00:33:42.040 Kit: So it'll just wander around and cause havoc occasionally; 958 00:33:42.040 --> 00:33:44.240 like, it may grab the mouse and move it away. 959 00:33:44.340 --> 00:33:45.310 Linus: Oh, okay. 960 00:33:45.440 --> 00:33:46.040 Kit: Yeah, he's... 961 00:33:46.070 --> 00:33:47.180 Linus: Thank you for that. 962 00:33:50.150 --> 00:33:51.510 Linus: Agent of Chaos. 963 00:33:52.780 --> 00:33:53.580 Linus: We already unlocked this one. 964 00:33:53.580 --> 00:33:54.050 Kit: Yeah. 965 00:33:54.050 --> 00:33:57.290 Kit: When we type, things will fall from the screen. 966 00:33:57.450 --> 00:33:57.850 Linus: Right. 967 00:33:57.950 --> 00:34:02.220 Kit: This one... oh, I got a request access for- 968 00:34:02.460 --> 00:34:06.090 This will just have like errors pop up on the computer all the time. 969 00:34:06.090 --> 00:34:08.400 Linus: Do these gravity numbers like go away eventually? 970 00:34:08.530 --> 00:34:10.500 Kit: I don't know to be honest with you. 971 00:34:10.500 --> 00:34:11.600 Kit: Hahahahaha. 972 00:34:11.600 --> 00:34:12.500 Kit: I don't think so. 973 00:34:13.670 --> 00:34:14.970 Linus: Okay, so they just pile up. 974 00:34:14.970 --> 00:34:15.400 Kit: Yes. 975 00:34:15.440 --> 00:34:16.040 Linus: Okay. 976 00:34:16.040 --> 00:34:17.670 Kit: It'll make it unusable. 977 00:34:17.870 --> 00:34:19.210 Kit: Oh see, he's got the mouse. 978 00:34:19.210 --> 00:34:21.080 Linus: Oh my God; this is so funny. 979 00:34:21.180 --> 00:34:21.640 Goose: *Honk* 980 00:34:23.750 --> 00:34:24.780 Scammer 2: I'm on a call right now. 981 00:34:24.780 --> 00:34:27.380 Scammer 2: Thank you for calling Venmo; how can I assist you? 982 00:34:27.950 --> 00:34:28.520 Linus: Hi there. 983 00:34:28.650 --> 00:34:33.690 Um, my dad got this invoice in the mail and I've told him so many times, 984 00:34:34.320 --> 00:34:39.060 don't get service done at BestBuy, but he's got this Geek Squad invoice, 985 00:34:39.090 --> 00:34:40.260 and I just want to know what the heck's going- 986 00:34:40.260 --> 00:34:43.130 Linus: Dad, did you take the computer to Geek Squad again? 987 00:34:41.200 --> 00:34:42.330 Kit: I don't understand? 988 00:34:43.130 --> 00:34:45.370 Kit: I haven't done anything with Geek Squad, 989 00:34:45.400 --> 00:34:49.100 and I don't understand why you're charging me money for it. 990 00:34:49.400 --> 00:34:52.710 Linus: Well, because you probably took it there again; I told you before. 991 00:34:52.870 --> 00:34:54.710 Kit: Can you help us get this... 992 00:34:55.040 --> 00:34:56.980 Kit: Can you help us get this canceled, please? 993 00:34:56.980 --> 00:34:58.080 Linus: What's this invoice? 994 00:34:58.380 --> 00:34:59.850 Scammer 2: I can, I can try. 995 00:34:59.850 --> 00:35:01.850 Scammer 2: The invoice that you have received, 996 00:35:01.850 --> 00:35:05.550 it might be for a service that you have took from Geek Squad. 997 00:35:05.550 --> 00:35:10.290 Kit: But I didn't do anything at Geek Squad; my son helps with the computer. 998 00:35:10.290 --> 00:35:13.860 Linus: Well, you told me you didn't do it last time, but you did take it there. 999 00:35:13.860 --> 00:35:16.460 Kit: I didn't... I might have forgot. 1000 00:35:16.530 --> 00:35:20.100 Kit: You know, it's getting harder to remember things, but- 1001 00:35:20.100 --> 00:35:22.800 Linus: How can you not remember somebody coming to your place? 1002 00:35:23.610 --> 00:35:27.640 Kit: I don't remember, I don't remember the last time you came to my place. 1003 00:35:29.780 --> 00:35:33.010 Kit: Can you help us cancel this, sir? 1004 00:35:33.010 --> 00:35:35.280 Scammer 2: Yeah, sure; can you just tell me what is the amount? 1005 00:35:35.280 --> 00:35:36.320 Scammer 2: What is the amount? 1006 00:35:37.290 --> 00:35:39.190 Linus: It's like $300. 1007 00:35:39.290 --> 00:35:43.930 Kit: Yeah, $399 in fact; he doesn't know how to round up. 1008 00:35:45.460 --> 00:35:45.990 Linus: That's not how- 1009 00:35:45.990 --> 00:35:46.790 Scammer 2: Okay, I can help you. 1010 00:35:46.790 --> 00:35:51.800 Scammer 2: I can try to cancel this charge if you just received it from Geek Squad. 1011 00:35:51.800 --> 00:35:55.670 Scammer 2: If there is no service involved and they just send you this charge, 1012 00:35:55.670 --> 00:35:57.010 obviously we'll cancel it. 1013 00:35:57.140 --> 00:35:57.840 Kit: Okay. 1014 00:35:57.840 --> 00:35:58.840 Linus: Okay, that would be great. 1015 00:35:58.840 --> 00:36:00.110 Scammer 2: And make sure you get the funds back. 1016 00:36:00.110 --> 00:36:01.880 Scammer 2: Can you like, 1017 00:36:01.880 --> 00:36:05.510 so it's on your Venmo app you're saying you received this bill? 1018 00:36:06.110 --> 00:36:10.590 Kit: No, it was an email; it was an electronic mail. 1019 00:36:12.250 --> 00:36:13.190 Kit: Is that what you call it? 1020 00:36:13.220 --> 00:36:14.860 Scammer 2: Okay, so through email you know... 1021 00:36:15.060 --> 00:36:17.230 Scammer 2: You know that you received this charge? 1022 00:36:18.390 --> 00:36:18.830 Kit: Yeah. 1023 00:36:18.830 --> 00:36:20.300 Linus: Yeah, he got an email and he sent it to me. 1024 00:36:21.260 --> 00:36:23.160 Linus: And I'm telling him like why do you keep- 1025 00:36:22.260 --> 00:36:24.230 Scammer 2: Okay, but that email is for Venmo? 1026 00:36:24.230 --> 00:36:26.500 Linus: I don't even know if he has a Venmo account. 1027 00:36:26.530 --> 00:36:27.970 Scammer 2: You called Venmo, sir. 1028 00:36:27.970 --> 00:36:30.370 Scammer 2: Like, if that email is regarding Venmo... 1029 00:36:30.370 --> 00:36:31.610 Kit: For some reason he's pretending to be Venmo. 1030 00:36:31.610 --> 00:36:35.980 Scammer: ...you're saying that someone sent you a receipt of $300. 1031 00:36:32.470 --> 00:36:33.410 Kit: We could just say yes. 1032 00:36:36.410 --> 00:36:38.950 Linus: Well, if that's what it is, then I guess that's what it is. 1033 00:36:38.950 --> 00:36:41.150 Kit: Either way, I'm not paying it. 1034 00:36:41.150 --> 00:36:42.120 Linus: We just need the refund. 1035 00:36:42.550 --> 00:36:47.160 Scammer 2: Okay, so he doesn't use Venmo; and where is he checking the email? 1036 00:36:47.160 --> 00:36:48.390 Scammer 2: Is he checking it on your cell phone...? 1037 00:36:48.390 --> 00:36:50.490 Linus: I don't know what he uses at this point. 1038 00:36:50.760 --> 00:36:54.430 Kit: On my computer; the one you set up for me. 1039 00:36:55.360 --> 00:36:56.230 Linus: I wish I didn't. 1040 00:36:56.330 --> 00:36:57.670 Kit: *Laughs* 1041 00:36:59.400 --> 00:37:02.340 Kit: It's a very nice... it's a very nice PC. 1042 00:37:02.470 --> 00:37:06.980 Kit: My son knows a thing or two about computers. 1043 00:37:05.110 --> 00:37:06.980 Linus: It's completely wasted on you. 1044 00:37:10.180 --> 00:37:10.780 Scammer 2: I'll... 1045 00:37:11.880 --> 00:37:14.180 I can provide you the refund, but for that 1046 00:37:14.180 --> 00:37:16.680 we need to send you some code or something. 1047 00:37:16.680 --> 00:37:19.620 Scammer 2: So do you have an Apple device? 1048 00:37:19.750 --> 00:37:23.360 Linus: No, he's on Windows; I wouldn't pay for an Apple device. 1049 00:37:25.290 --> 00:37:28.030 Scammer 2: Okay, are you using an iPhone or an iPad? 1050 00:37:28.030 --> 00:37:28.560 Kit: No. 1051 00:37:28.560 --> 00:37:30.770 Linus: I just said I wouldn't pay for an Apple device man, it's- 1052 00:37:30.770 --> 00:37:34.140 Kit: No, we use... I have a- Is it a Dell? 1053 00:37:34.770 --> 00:37:35.940 Kit: I don't remember. 1054 00:37:36.870 --> 00:37:37.510 Linus: Dell? 1055 00:37:39.770 --> 00:37:42.280 Kit: HP, or Compaq. 1056 00:37:43.210 --> 00:37:45.680 Linus: Does Compaq even exist anymore, Dad? 1057 00:37:46.550 --> 00:37:47.850 Kit: The memories. 1058 00:37:49.950 --> 00:37:52.720 Kit: Sir, can you help or not? I don't want to sit here all day. 1059 00:37:53.820 --> 00:37:55.720 Linus: Well, we need to get the refund. 1060 00:37:58.590 --> 00:38:00.800 Scammer 2: I will get you the refund, 1061 00:38:00.800 --> 00:38:04.200 but for that you need to be registered onto something; 1062 00:38:04.200 --> 00:38:07.140 Scammer 2: like, if your father is not registered on Venmo... 1063 00:38:07.140 --> 00:38:11.210 Kit: He might- If he's pretending to be Venmo he might like want to use Venmo; 1064 00:38:11.240 --> 00:38:12.440 so we can just bail on this guy. 1065 00:38:12.470 --> 00:38:13.010 Scammer 2: ...refund. 1066 00:38:15.110 --> 00:38:18.050 Kit: I don't use Venmo, I just use my computer. 1067 00:38:20.720 --> 00:38:24.420 Scammer 2: Okay, so in order to provide you the refund 1068 00:38:24.450 --> 00:38:27.290 Scammer 2: I need something where I give you the refund, like 1069 00:38:27.660 --> 00:38:28.160 Kit: My bank? 1070 00:38:28.160 --> 00:38:29.420 Scammer 2: Your bank account, maybe? 1071 00:38:29.420 --> 00:38:30.290 Kit: Yes, yes. 1072 00:38:30.290 --> 00:38:31.960 Scammer 2: Yeah, you- Do you do that online? 1073 00:38:31.960 --> 00:38:34.500 Kit: Oh, yes; yes, I do. 1074 00:38:36.430 --> 00:38:37.470 Kit: On my computer. 1075 00:38:36.430 --> 00:38:38.070 Scammer 2: Okay, can you just confirm me the- 1076 00:38:39.630 --> 00:38:41.840 Scammer 2: Can you just confirm me the name of your bank? 1077 00:38:42.000 --> 00:38:44.170 Kit: It's uh, TD. 1078 00:38:44.310 --> 00:38:47.980 Scammer 2: Okay; I'll get you to connect with our server 1079 00:38:47.980 --> 00:38:50.110 and we'll try to provide you the refund. 1080 00:38:50.140 --> 00:38:53.210 Scammer 2: Can you just open Google Chrome on your computer? 1081 00:38:53.720 --> 00:38:55.150 Kit: Uh, okay. 1082 00:38:55.280 --> 00:38:57.290 Linus: No, he doesn't; he doesn't use Chrome. 1083 00:38:58.050 --> 00:38:59.350 Kit: I don't have Chrome. 1084 00:38:59.490 --> 00:39:01.790 Scammer 2: Microsoft Edge, Microsoft Edge. 1085 00:39:01.790 --> 00:39:03.690 Linus: No, it's the green- The green and blue one, Dad. 1086 00:39:04.430 --> 00:39:05.530 Linus: The green and blue one! 1087 00:39:06.190 --> 00:39:06.890 Linus: No, not... 1088 00:39:07.900 --> 00:39:08.460 Kit: Co-pilot? 1089 00:39:08.460 --> 00:39:09.560 Linus: God... To the right. 1090 00:39:12.370 --> 00:39:13.330 Kit: Okay. 1091 00:39:13.470 --> 00:39:15.970 Linus: No, the other click; the left one. 1092 00:39:16.840 --> 00:39:20.210 Kit: Well I'm right-handed, so I always want to right- 1093 00:39:20.380 --> 00:39:22.010 Linus: He doesn't want your life story, Dad. 1094 00:39:23.440 --> 00:39:25.050 Kit: I always want a right-click. 1095 00:39:26.010 --> 00:39:29.320 Can you, Sir can you swap the left and a right-click? 1096 00:39:29.450 --> 00:39:31.890 I don't know if you can do that for me, but... 1097 00:39:32.020 --> 00:39:37.130 I have the- I have the World Wide Web open on the screen. 1098 00:39:37.160 --> 00:39:40.660 Scammer 2: Okay, you just need to search your web address for me; 1099 00:39:40.660 --> 00:39:43.330 it's www. - 1100 00:39:44.730 --> 00:39:45.470 Kit: Okay. 1101 00:39:47.000 --> 00:39:48.900 Scammer 2: UltraViewer.net. 1102 00:39:48.940 --> 00:39:51.810 Scammer 2: It's u as an umbrella, l as in Larry- 1103 00:39:51.810 --> 00:39:53.140 Linus: Hold on, don't click enter; hold on, hold on. 1104 00:39:53.140 --> 00:39:54.580 Linus: \"Pope Francis's final moments\". 1105 00:39:54.910 --> 00:39:55.840 Kit: Oh, poor- 1106 00:39:55.840 --> 00:39:57.680 Linus: Can you save that link for later? I want to read that. 1107 00:39:58.950 --> 00:40:00.180 Linus: Okay; yeah, thanks. 1108 00:40:00.310 --> 00:40:01.520 Linus: Okay sorry, Ultra what? 1109 00:40:00.650 --> 00:40:02.950 Kit: I right clicked on it, now what? 1110 00:40:03.320 --> 00:40:04.190 Linus: You got to- 1111 00:40:04.190 --> 00:40:05.790 Scammer 2: UltraViewer.net. 1112 00:40:05.790 --> 00:40:06.720 Linus: Copy the link. 1113 00:40:06.720 --> 00:40:07.360 Kit: Save link as? 1114 00:40:07.360 --> 00:40:08.360 Linus: No, copy the link. 1115 00:40:08.490 --> 00:40:09.560 Kit: Copy link. 1116 00:40:08.820 --> 00:40:09.560 Linus: Save it as what!? 1117 00:40:09.560 --> 00:40:11.390 Linus: Copy, copy, copy link! 1118 00:40:11.390 --> 00:40:12.190 Kit: Can I print it? 1119 00:40:12.330 --> 00:40:14.760 Linus: I got to increase the font size on this thing. 1120 00:40:15.730 --> 00:40:16.230 Linus: Okay. 1121 00:40:16.360 --> 00:40:19.830 Linus: Alright sorry; Ultra... UltraView? UltraView.com? 1122 00:40:21.200 --> 00:40:22.870 Scammer 2: UltraViewer.net. 1123 00:40:23.540 --> 00:40:26.970 Scammer 2: It's viewer V-I-E-W-E-R. 1124 00:40:24.940 --> 00:40:27.510 Linus: I before E except after C, Dad. 1125 00:40:30.340 --> 00:40:35.520 Kit: Is it UltraViewer.net.org? 1126 00:40:33.350 --> 00:40:33.920 Scammer 2: dot net. 1127 00:40:33.920 --> 00:40:34.420 Linus: Dot com. 1128 00:40:36.020 --> 00:40:36.680 Kit: Dot com. 1129 00:40:36.720 --> 00:40:39.390 Scammer 2: No, it's just dot net, just dot net. 1130 00:40:41.790 --> 00:40:42.660 Kit: Okay, hold on. 1131 00:40:43.360 --> 00:40:45.560 Linus: How do you guys keep a straight face like watching this guy? 1132 00:40:45.990 --> 00:40:46.660 Man 2: I'm not. 1133 00:40:46.790 --> 00:40:48.630 Man 2: I don't think most of us are. 1134 00:40:48.630 --> 00:40:52.670 Man 3: We're just constantly laughing and trying to not fucking laugh and ruin things. 1135 00:40:52.930 --> 00:40:54.540 Linus: It says we can't reach the page. 1136 00:40:54.670 --> 00:40:58.770 Kit: Is that our internet? Is it Threadlocker? 1137 00:40:56.400 --> 00:41:00.640 Scammer: Can you give me *unintelligible* 1138 00:40:58.810 --> 00:41:00.640 Kit: It could be my software too. 1139 00:41:00.680 --> 00:41:01.140 Linus: It's you. 1140 00:41:01.180 --> 00:41:01.640 Kit: Okay. 1141 00:41:02.880 --> 00:41:04.180 Linus: Refresh it, Dad; refresh it. 1142 00:41:04.310 --> 00:41:05.810 Kit: Hold on, I am not sure. 1143 00:41:05.950 --> 00:41:07.110 Linus: No, refresh; F5. 1144 00:41:07.150 --> 00:41:08.680 Scammer 2: And just tell me what you have typed in there. 1145 00:41:11.050 --> 00:41:13.320 Linus: Oh, you- Dad, you typed it wrong. 1146 00:41:13.320 --> 00:41:14.290 Kit: Did I spell it wrong? 1147 00:41:14.420 --> 00:41:15.390 Linus: You spelled it wrong. 1148 00:41:16.260 --> 00:41:17.460 Kit: Ultra... 1149 00:41:17.490 --> 00:41:20.190 Linus: No, not there; in the top bar, not in the search. 1150 00:41:20.190 --> 00:41:23.930 Kit: Well I don't- I like putting it in there because it's bigger, 1151 00:41:23.930 --> 00:41:25.500 and I can see it better. 1152 00:41:26.030 --> 00:41:29.340 Linus: But it doesn't go straight to the page; it goes to the search result. 1153 00:41:29.370 --> 00:41:39.350 Kit: So I'm typing how to find ultraview... E-R dot com. 1154 00:41:35.510 --> 00:41:36.210 Linus: Dot com. 1155 00:41:40.280 --> 00:41:41.580 Kit: No virus. 1156 00:41:46.150 --> 00:41:47.290 Kit: Which one do I click? 1157 00:41:48.760 --> 00:41:51.190 Linus: Click the YouTube video, I think that shows us how to get it. 1158 00:41:51.290 --> 00:41:54.460 Kit: It says how to access computer from anywhere. 1159 00:41:54.830 --> 00:41:55.530 Linus: Oh, perfect. 1160 00:41:56.330 --> 00:41:58.770 Linus: Okay, that's what you need right? Access the computer? 1161 00:41:59.900 --> 00:42:00.700 Kit: I don't know. 1162 00:42:00.800 --> 00:42:04.570 Scammer 2: You need to open the website ultraviewer.net, sir. 1163 00:42:04.570 --> 00:42:08.180 Scammer 2: Just tell me what you have typed in over to the address bar. 1164 00:42:08.540 --> 00:42:09.840 Scammer 2: On to the top. 1165 00:42:10.340 --> 00:42:12.710 Kit: Download free remote. 1166 00:42:19.290 --> 00:42:20.190 Kit: It says... 1167 00:42:20.190 --> 00:42:22.990 Linus: It says remote control tool blocked. 1168 00:42:23.060 --> 00:42:27.090 Kit: Scammers may be trying to access your computer. 1169 00:42:27.800 --> 00:42:28.400 Kit: Wait, what? 1170 00:42:28.400 --> 00:42:31.600 Linus: No, we're trying to get a refund; we're not trying to... 1171 00:42:31.630 --> 00:42:34.570 Scammer: *Munching noises* 1172 00:42:34.600 --> 00:42:39.810 Kit: It says remote control software allows users to access and control your computer. 1173 00:42:39.810 --> 00:42:42.110 Linus: Well, that's what we need, right? He's got to do the refund. 1174 00:42:42.140 --> 00:42:42.810 Kit: Oh, okay. 1175 00:42:42.940 --> 00:42:43.310 Scammer 2: Right. 1176 00:42:44.510 --> 00:42:45.880 Kit: You're not a scammer, are you? 1177 00:42:47.480 --> 00:42:48.180 Scammer 2: No, no. 1178 00:42:48.320 --> 00:42:50.020 Kit: Okay, I trust him. 1179 00:42:52.650 --> 00:42:53.960 Linus: This is taking forever. 1180 00:42:54.020 --> 00:42:54.720 Kit: I forgot I- 1181 00:42:54.720 --> 00:42:56.060 Linus: How long is it going to take to get the refund? 1182 00:42:56.420 --> 00:42:58.630 Kit: I forgot I had that on, so I'll turn it off. 1183 00:42:58.630 --> 00:42:59.590 Scammer 2: First, I need to get you connected sir. 1184 00:42:59.590 --> 00:43:01.800 Scammer 2: You need to download the app ultraviewer. 1185 00:43:02.160 --> 00:43:03.660 Scammer 2: First, get to the website. 1186 00:43:04.430 --> 00:43:06.470 Linus: So basically, the software's great. 1187 00:43:06.470 --> 00:43:08.500 Linus: Okay, hold on. 1188 00:43:08.500 --> 00:43:11.710 Linus: We're going to refresh the page, press F5. 1189 00:43:12.370 --> 00:43:13.140 Kit: Okay. 1190 00:43:13.370 --> 00:43:14.940 Linus: No, not F then 5. 1191 00:43:15.540 --> 00:43:17.240 Linus: At the top! At the top. 1192 00:43:18.550 --> 00:43:21.180 Kit: Okay, I'm pressing F and 5 at the same time. 1193 00:43:21.180 --> 00:43:22.980 Linus: No, at the top, above! 1194 00:43:23.180 --> 00:43:24.150 Linus: No, just move. 1195 00:43:24.290 --> 00:43:25.490 Linus: I'll press it, I'll press it. 1196 00:43:25.620 --> 00:43:28.490 Okay; okay, okay, the page loaded. 1197 00:43:29.260 --> 00:43:30.490 We're at ultraviewer dot- 1198 00:43:30.490 --> 00:43:31.630 Kit: Sir, what are you eating? 1199 00:43:37.030 --> 00:43:38.800 Kit: It sounds like- Are you eating something? 1200 00:43:38.800 --> 00:43:41.270 Kit: Oh, it says ultraviewer remote- 1201 00:43:41.440 --> 00:43:42.140 Linus: Remote desktop. 1202 00:43:42.140 --> 00:43:43.140 Linus: Okay, chat. 1203 00:43:42.140 --> 00:43:43.140 Kit: Remote desktop. 1204 00:43:43.170 --> 00:43:45.770 Linus: Multicomputer? Do we need multicomputer? 1205 00:43:47.480 --> 00:43:48.080 Scammer 2: No, no, no. 1206 00:43:47.480 --> 00:43:50.310 Kit: Ultraviewer helps you control your partner's computer. 1207 00:43:50.310 --> 00:43:51.580 Linus: Click more info. 1208 00:43:50.310 --> 00:43:51.580 Scammer 2: You need to open the website. 1209 00:43:52.250 --> 00:43:54.280 Linus: Oh, pricing; you got to buy it, Dad. 1210 00:43:54.380 --> 00:43:55.980 Kit: I'm not buying another thing! 1211 00:43:55.980 --> 00:43:56.550 Scammer 2: No, no, no. 1212 00:43:56.680 --> 00:43:59.820 Linus: Well, if we get the $400 refund, how much is it? 1213 00:43:59.820 --> 00:44:00.990 Linus: How much is ultraviewer? 1214 00:44:00.990 --> 00:44:01.520 Kit: Let's see. 1215 00:44:02.390 --> 00:44:04.090 Kit: Do we need the light? 1216 00:44:02.390 --> 00:44:05.460 Scammer 2: You don't have to buy it Sir, you just need to hit on download. 1217 00:44:05.460 --> 00:44:06.590 Linus: It's like four bucks. 1218 00:44:05.460 --> 00:44:07.600 Scammer 2: It says free download over there. 1219 00:44:07.700 --> 00:44:15.240 Linus: It says $3 slash M; what's slash M? Is that the mini version? 1220 00:44:15.240 --> 00:44:16.370 Scammer 2: You don't have to buy it. 1221 00:44:16.940 --> 00:44:19.510 Kit: I don't know, it's not Canadian. 1222 00:44:19.510 --> 00:44:20.910 Scammer 2: There is an option, it says download over there. 1223 00:44:21.080 --> 00:44:21.810 Linus: Download. 1224 00:44:21.940 --> 00:44:23.510 Kit: I just see order now. 1225 00:44:22.510 --> 00:44:23.510 Linus: I see order now. 1226 00:44:27.480 --> 00:44:29.950 Scammer 2: At the top, do you see there is an option. 1227 00:44:28.480 --> 00:44:29.950 Kit: We're giving him such a hard time. 1228 00:44:29.980 --> 00:44:30.750 Scammer 2: It says download. 1229 00:44:31.390 --> 00:44:32.650 Linus: Hold on, go back, go back. 1230 00:44:34.320 --> 00:44:35.160 Kit: Yes, it's green. 1231 00:44:35.190 --> 00:44:36.120 Linus: Oh, download! 1232 00:44:36.120 --> 00:44:39.390 Linus: Okay, okay; It downloaded, click open file. 1233 00:44:40.030 --> 00:44:42.500 Kit: Okay, give me one second. 1234 00:44:42.630 --> 00:44:44.430 Kit: Okay, that was ultra fast. 1235 00:44:44.600 --> 00:44:47.300 We might- Oh, I guess after he connects, maybe we- 1236 00:44:47.300 --> 00:44:48.200 Linus: Oh, yeah; we're going to mess with him. 1237 00:44:48.200 --> 00:44:48.770 Kit: Okay, okay, okay. 1238 00:44:48.900 --> 00:44:55.310 Kit: It says \"do you want to allow this app to make changes?\". 1239 00:44:55.310 --> 00:44:56.810 Linus: Who's DucFabulous? 1240 00:44:59.280 --> 00:45:01.250 Kit: Verified publisher DucFabulous. 1241 00:45:01.250 --> 00:45:02.480 Linus: DucFabulous... what's-? 1242 00:45:02.480 --> 00:45:03.120 Kit: Is that you? 1243 00:45:03.120 --> 00:45:04.590 Linus: Do you work for DucFabulous? 1244 00:45:06.420 --> 00:45:08.620 Kit: Are we talking to the DucFabulous? 1245 00:45:12.160 --> 00:45:12.860 Scammer 2: *Hangs up call* 1246 00:45:13.460 --> 00:45:15.560 Linus: Noooooo! I knew that was too far! 1247 00:45:13.460 --> 00:45:15.560 Kit: Hahahahahahahaha! 1248 00:45:15.600 --> 00:45:16.200 Kit: Sorry. 1249 00:45:16.330 --> 00:45:17.360 Linus: Hahaha! 1250 00:45:17.530 --> 00:45:19.870 Kit: Sometimes it's hard to not get carried away. 1251 00:45:20.630 --> 00:45:21.370 Kit: My bad. 1252 00:45:21.740 --> 00:45:25.740 Linus: Hahahaha! What the f*** is DucFabulous CO? 1253 00:45:24.670 --> 00:45:25.740 Kit: Hahahahahaha. 1254 00:45:25.770 --> 00:45:29.640 Linus: Okay; so I'm going to be the, I'll be the caretaker at the home this time. 1255 00:45:29.680 --> 00:45:33.250 Linus: And I had- You're not allowed to have unsupervised calls, 1256 00:45:33.250 --> 00:45:35.380 Linus: but I don't really know anything about tech. 1257 00:45:35.380 --> 00:45:38.750 Linus: So I'm just here to make sure you, I'm here to make sure you don't get scammed. 1258 00:45:39.120 --> 00:45:39.620 Kit: Love it. 1259 00:45:42.620 --> 00:45:45.430 Scammer 3: Thank you for calling Apple Support, can I help you? 1260 00:45:45.430 --> 00:45:46.230 Kit: We'll just say it. 1261 00:45:47.190 --> 00:45:47.860 Kit: Yes, hello? 1262 00:45:50.530 --> 00:45:51.170 Scammer 3: Yes, sir. 1263 00:45:52.030 --> 00:45:53.730 Kit: Sorry, I'm having a hard time hearing you. 1264 00:45:55.300 --> 00:45:56.640 Kit: Can you turn my phone up? 1265 00:45:59.310 --> 00:46:00.840 Scammer 3: How can I help you, sir? 1266 00:46:02.510 --> 00:46:04.510 Kit: So I'm, I got a bill. 1267 00:46:05.680 --> 00:46:08.950 Kit: I got a bill on my- About an Apple. 1268 00:46:08.950 --> 00:46:09.750 Scammer 3: Okay. 1269 00:46:11.520 --> 00:46:13.520 Kit: I honestly don't remember what the scam is. 1270 00:46:13.650 --> 00:46:14.820 Scammer 3: What does it say? 1271 00:46:16.120 --> 00:46:20.690 Kit: It says I got a bill; and I got to pay it, but I don't have an Apple. 1272 00:46:20.690 --> 00:46:24.270 Kit: I have a PC. 1273 00:46:24.500 --> 00:46:26.130 Linus: And I'm just joining the call. 1274 00:46:26.130 --> 00:46:29.000 Linus: Well, I'm, I'm, I'm one of the supervisors here at the home. 1275 00:46:29.000 --> 00:46:35.180 Frank's been, he's been constantly finding these online girlfriends and stuff; 1276 00:46:35.180 --> 00:46:38.680 so I just want to make sure this isn't something like that; is this bill legit? 1277 00:46:38.680 --> 00:46:43.720 Kit: There's a lot of singles in my area that want to meet me, Frank. 1278 00:46:44.350 --> 00:46:46.950 Linus: Frank did you, did you buy something from Apple? 1279 00:46:47.790 --> 00:46:50.390 Kit: No, I don't buy anything from Apple. 1280 00:46:51.230 --> 00:46:52.060 Linus: Are you sure? 1281 00:46:52.190 --> 00:46:53.930 Kit: I have a Microsoft. 1282 00:46:59.770 --> 00:47:04.370 Kit: Is this Microsoft? Ma'am? 1283 00:47:04.370 --> 00:47:07.140 Kit: I might be ruining this one, I'm sorry. 1284 00:47:07.140 --> 00:47:07.610 Kit: So- 1285 00:47:07.610 --> 00:47:08.310 Linus: I think she's gone. 1286 00:47:08.410 --> 00:47:09.040 Scammer 3: Mm-hmm? 1287 00:47:09.740 --> 00:47:12.680 Kit: So I have this bill, but I, I didn't buy anything. 1288 00:47:12.850 --> 00:47:14.680 Kit: Can you help me get my money back? 1289 00:47:14.820 --> 00:47:19.720 Kit: I'm 84 and I live in a retirement community. 1290 00:47:20.420 --> 00:47:22.460 Linus: Yeah; I'm just here to, I'm here to help him; 1291 00:47:22.690 --> 00:47:24.330 are you able to get him his refund? 1292 00:47:27.430 --> 00:47:28.430 Scammer 4: Yeah, who's this? 1293 00:47:29.230 --> 00:47:31.570 Linus: I'm, I'm supposed to make sure that Frank 1294 00:47:31.570 --> 00:47:34.540 doesn't find any more online girlfriends, basically. 1295 00:47:34.540 --> 00:47:37.870 Linus: So he, he just needs to get a refund for this bill that he got, 1296 00:47:37.870 --> 00:47:41.110 but he doesn't remember actually buying anything. 1297 00:47:41.940 --> 00:47:43.540 Kit: I just need my money back. 1298 00:47:45.450 --> 00:47:47.350 Scammer 4: So, so you are two persons, right? 1299 00:47:47.750 --> 00:47:48.550 Kit: Yeah. 1300 00:47:47.820 --> 00:47:48.550 Scammer 4: Together. 1301 00:47:48.580 --> 00:47:51.920 Linus: Yeah, I work at the home where Frank is staying with us for now, 1302 00:47:51.920 --> 00:47:53.550 for a little while longer. 1303 00:47:55.860 --> 00:47:56.720 Scammer 4: Alright. 1304 00:47:56.860 --> 00:47:59.090 Kit: And uh, what you were saying; can you come again, please? 1305 00:47:59.690 --> 00:48:01.330 Kit: My name's Frank. 1306 00:48:03.030 --> 00:48:08.300 Kit: I'm 85 years old, and I have a Microsoft computer 1307 00:48:08.340 --> 00:48:12.740 Kit: but I got a bill from Apple, and I don't want to pay it. 1308 00:48:13.270 --> 00:48:13.810 Scammer 4: Mm-hmm. 1309 00:48:14.510 --> 00:48:15.980 Kit: And so, Henry- 1310 00:48:15.980 --> 00:48:21.050 Scammer 4: Sir you can go, you can go to your nearby Apple store, 1311 00:48:21.750 --> 00:48:23.920 and you can get the help from there. 1312 00:48:23.920 --> 00:48:24.990 Kit: Oh, okay. 1313 00:48:24.990 --> 00:48:25.850 Scammer 4: Right? 1314 00:48:26.590 --> 00:48:30.760 Scammer 4: Because I believe you are so stupid that you think we fall, 1315 00:48:30.760 --> 00:48:31.860 we will fall for you. 1316 00:48:33.030 --> 00:48:33.430 Kit: What? 1317 00:48:33.430 --> 00:48:33.860 Scammer 4: Right? 1318 00:48:33.860 --> 00:48:37.560 Scammer 4: Because we- I know, I know you are a stupid guy. 1319 00:48:37.560 --> 00:48:39.470 Linus: He can't go to the Apple store, though. 1320 00:48:39.470 --> 00:48:40.770 Scammer 4: I know you are a stupid man. 1321 00:48:40.770 --> 00:48:43.770 Kit: I don't know what you're talking about, young man. 1322 00:48:40.770 --> 00:48:43.770 Scammer 4: Listen to me, I know you are a stupid man. 1323 00:48:43.800 --> 00:48:45.640 Kit: If you saw the hat we were wearing. 1324 00:48:45.640 --> 00:48:49.880 Scammer 4: I'm, I'm, I'm more, more f***ing smart than you guys, okay? 1325 00:48:50.040 --> 00:48:51.710 Scammer 4: Just don't, don't, don't do this. 1326 00:48:51.750 --> 00:48:56.320 Scammer 4: We are, we are more, more f***ing smart than you guys, 1327 00:48:56.320 --> 00:48:58.050 that's why you guys are scammed. 1328 00:48:58.090 --> 00:49:00.620 Kit: Well you don't have my money, so there's one thing. 1329 00:49:00.620 --> 00:49:04.430 Scammer 4: Don't do this, don't do this, these cheap tricks. 1330 00:49:04.560 --> 00:49:05.860 Linus: Well, why did you order from them? 1331 00:49:06.730 --> 00:49:07.560 Linus: They're so rude. 1332 00:49:07.560 --> 00:49:09.330 Kit: I thought I ordered from them, but maybe not. 1333 00:49:09.330 --> 00:49:09.830 Scammer 4: *Hangs up* 1334 00:49:09.830 --> 00:49:10.860 Kit and Linus: *Laughs* 1335 00:49:10.860 --> 00:49:11.400 Kit: So... 1336 00:49:12.730 --> 00:49:14.570 Linus: It might help if we know what the scam is. 1337 00:49:14.570 --> 00:49:15.640 Kit: Yeah, that's my bad. 1338 00:49:15.640 --> 00:49:18.410 Kit: Also, that was like the manager; so he probably sends something, 1339 00:49:18.410 --> 00:49:20.510 he might have been listening to the call and been like, 1340 00:49:20.510 --> 00:49:22.210 there's something weird going on, 1341 00:49:22.380 --> 00:49:24.080 these guys are trying to mess with one of my- 1342 00:49:24.110 --> 00:49:26.880 Linus: Just, we're trying to get one to actually get connected to the computer. 1343 00:49:26.880 --> 00:49:28.020 Plouffe: Oh, none of them are... 1344 00:49:28.080 --> 00:49:28.620 Linus: Yeah. 1345 00:49:28.850 --> 00:49:30.420 Kit: We could try it, we could try- 1346 00:49:30.550 --> 00:49:32.820 Linus: And Kit ruined the one that wanted UltraViewer. 1347 00:49:32.890 --> 00:49:33.790 Kit: I know. 1348 00:49:34.320 --> 00:49:36.660 Kit: We can use part of that call I think, but. 1349 00:49:36.660 --> 00:49:36.990 Linus: Oh, yeah. 1350 00:49:37.090 --> 00:49:41.100 Kit: So, one thing we could try to is be a little more- 1351 00:49:41.100 --> 00:49:43.030 Like, let them run the call more in the beginning. 1352 00:49:43.030 --> 00:49:43.900 Linus: Mmm, mhmm? 1353 00:49:43.900 --> 00:49:45.600 Recording: Thank you for calling Zelle, customer- 1354 00:49:45.600 --> 00:49:48.400 Scammer 5: Thank you for calling Zelle, how may I help you? 1355 00:49:49.070 --> 00:49:50.000 Kit: Is this Zelle? 1356 00:49:51.370 --> 00:49:52.110 Scammer 5: Yes, sir. 1357 00:49:52.610 --> 00:49:56.040 Kit: So, I've never used Zelle, is it Zell-e or Zell-ee? 1358 00:49:56.280 --> 00:49:56.640 Scammer 5: Hello? 1359 00:49:56.780 --> 00:49:58.150 Kit: Yes, can you hear me? 1360 00:49:59.350 --> 00:50:00.650 Scammer 5: Yeah, I can hear you. 1361 00:50:00.650 --> 00:50:07.320 Kit: I don't, I got a message saying that I have to pay something through Zelle, 1362 00:50:07.320 --> 00:50:10.290 Zell-ee? And I don't recognize it. 1363 00:50:10.320 --> 00:50:13.360 Scammer 5: Okay, so you want to cancel it, so? 1364 00:50:13.360 --> 00:50:15.260 Kit: Yes, and I have my, 1365 00:50:15.260 --> 00:50:18.530 I have my son with me, too, because I- 1366 00:50:18.530 --> 00:50:22.000 Linus: Dad has Parkinson's, and he can't really use the computer properly, 1367 00:50:22.040 --> 00:50:24.770 so I got to control the computer for him, but- 1368 00:50:24.770 --> 00:50:25.870 Kit: We're on the email- 1369 00:50:25.140 --> 00:50:25.870 Scammer 5: *Hangs up* 1370 00:50:25.910 --> 00:50:27.470 Kit: Oh, he hung up immediately. 1371 00:50:28.040 --> 00:50:32.350 Kit: You can just try that exact number again; and sometimes it might get different. 1372 00:50:32.480 --> 00:50:35.650 The hard part sometimes is like this happens because 1373 00:50:36.680 --> 00:50:39.350 if you introduce another character, sometimes they're like, uh-oh. 1374 00:50:39.490 --> 00:50:41.690 Recording: Thank you for calling Zelle customer support help. 1375 00:50:41.690 --> 00:50:42.190 Kit: You might have to- 1376 00:50:43.360 --> 00:50:45.490 Scammer 6: Thank you for getting connected with the support team. 1377 00:50:45.660 --> 00:50:46.860 Scammer 6: How can I help you? 1378 00:50:46.990 --> 00:50:52.070 Kit: Hi, yes; I got a bill, and I don't recognize it. 1379 00:50:52.770 --> 00:50:54.470 Can we cancel it, please? 1380 00:50:54.770 --> 00:50:57.600 Scammer 6: Alright, could you please let me know what is the order number or, 1381 00:50:57.600 --> 00:50:59.340 like a cancellation ID? 1382 00:51:00.140 --> 00:51:07.750 Kit: It's 4343... LTT. 1383 00:51:10.180 --> 00:51:12.750 Scammer 6: Alright, so you want to cancel this order, am I right? 1384 00:51:13.150 --> 00:51:13.690 Kit: Yes. 1385 00:51:16.160 --> 00:51:17.620 Kit: And all future orders. 1386 00:51:20.330 --> 00:51:20.990 Scammer 6: Alright. 1387 00:51:21.260 --> 00:51:24.360 Scammer 6: *speaking different language* 1388 00:51:25.070 --> 00:51:25.630 Kit: They're talking. 1389 00:51:25.070 --> 00:51:27.030 Scammer 6: Alright, so if you want to cancel this 1390 00:51:27.030 --> 00:51:30.570 I'm going to help you out step by step for the cancellation. 1391 00:51:31.110 --> 00:51:34.070 Scammer 6: Could you please be in front of your computer right now? 1392 00:51:34.780 --> 00:51:36.840 Kit: Okay; okay, yes. 1393 00:51:36.840 --> 00:51:39.550 Scammer 6: And when your computer will be on sir, just let me know okay? 1394 00:51:39.710 --> 00:51:43.120 Kit: What if I like, had trouble getting the computer on and I call you? 1395 00:51:43.950 --> 00:51:47.820 Kit: Okay, just give me a second; I'm going to go walk over to the computer. 1396 00:51:47.960 --> 00:51:50.690 Scammer 6: Alright, go; I'm waiting on the line, sir. 1397 00:51:51.560 --> 00:51:51.990 Kit: Okay. 1398 00:51:52.160 --> 00:51:54.330 Kit: Okay, I'm just logging in. 1399 00:51:54.530 --> 00:51:57.200 Scammer 6: Alright, sir; when your computer is completely on 1400 00:51:57.200 --> 00:51:58.730 and you will be logging in, just let me know. 1401 00:51:58.730 --> 00:51:59.870 Scammer 6: I am on the call with you. 1402 00:51:59.970 --> 00:52:01.870 Kit: I can't figure- I don't remember. 1403 00:52:02.870 --> 00:52:04.100 Kit: Can you hold on a second? 1404 00:52:04.670 --> 00:52:09.840 Kit: Josh!? Josh!? I don't remember how to get on the computer. 1405 00:52:10.780 --> 00:52:11.450 Linus: What? 1406 00:52:11.750 --> 00:52:15.650 Kit: Josh, I have to get- Can you come help with the computer, please? 1407 00:52:15.820 --> 00:52:17.480 Linus: What? Where are you? 1408 00:52:18.650 --> 00:52:23.320 Kit: I have to get my, I have to get my grandson to- 1409 00:52:23.460 --> 00:52:26.630 I don't know if I, I'm having a hard time getting on the computer. 1410 00:52:27.560 --> 00:52:29.530 Kit: I don't know if I forgot the password. 1411 00:52:27.560 --> 00:52:29.530 Scammer 6: No issue, take your time sir. 1412 00:52:30.760 --> 00:52:33.200 Kit: Do you know the password for it, Josh? 1413 00:52:33.770 --> 00:52:38.240 Linus: Yeah, Dad; it's one, two, three, four. 1414 00:52:39.510 --> 00:52:41.440 Linus: Enter; no, not that one, the big one. 1415 00:52:41.580 --> 00:52:41.980 Kit: Okay. 1416 00:52:41.980 --> 00:52:42.440 Linus: There you go. 1417 00:52:42.580 --> 00:52:43.080 Kit: Oh, thank you. 1418 00:52:43.240 --> 00:52:48.380 Kit: Okay, I can see... I can see the computer now. 1419 00:52:49.180 --> 00:52:52.190 Scammer 6: Alright, could you please tell me one thing? 1420 00:52:52.190 --> 00:52:55.020 Scammer 6: Like, your computer is completely on? 1421 00:52:55.660 --> 00:52:58.290 Kit: Yes, it's completely on, I can see... 1422 00:52:58.390 --> 00:52:58.930 Scammer 6: Alright. 1423 00:52:59.730 --> 00:53:00.590 Kit: ...the background. 1424 00:53:00.730 --> 00:53:02.960 Scammer 6: Now, could you please open your browser? 1425 00:53:02.960 --> 00:53:05.200 Like, do you have any browser on the computer? 1426 00:53:05.300 --> 00:53:08.770 Scammer 6: Like Google Chrome, Microsoft Edge, Safari? 1427 00:53:06.600 --> 00:53:08.040 Kit: Do I have a browser? 1428 00:53:09.270 --> 00:53:12.670 Linus: Yeah, you got a browser; it's that one, click that one. 1429 00:53:12.810 --> 00:53:13.410 Kit: Which one? 1430 00:53:13.510 --> 00:53:15.610 Linus: No, next to the yellow one. 1431 00:53:17.910 --> 00:53:18.510 Linus: Yeah, that one. 1432 00:53:18.950 --> 00:53:19.380 Scammer 6: Okay. 1433 00:53:19.480 --> 00:53:19.980 Linus: Yeah. 1434 00:53:19.980 --> 00:53:22.450 Scammer 6: Just wait on the call; I'm telling you the command, okay? 1435 00:53:22.580 --> 00:53:24.380 Kit: Okay, Microsoft Edge. 1436 00:53:25.820 --> 00:53:28.460 Scammer 6: Yeah, just be on the Microsoft Edge. 1437 00:53:28.460 --> 00:53:30.860 I'm telling you the command; give me a second, sir. 1438 00:53:30.990 --> 00:53:31.560 Kit: Okay. 1439 00:53:37.800 --> 00:53:40.230 Kit: Is there going to be a, like LTT browser soon? 1440 00:53:39.500 --> 00:53:40.230 Scammer 6: *Hangs up* 1441 00:53:40.270 --> 00:53:41.540 Kit: Oh, he hung up on us. 1442 00:53:41.540 --> 00:53:43.400 Kit: It could be because we called from the same number, 1443 00:53:43.570 --> 00:53:46.010 and one of the managers was like, wait a second. 1444 00:53:46.170 --> 00:53:49.310 Linus: Man, I'm amazed at how sophisticated their systems are. 1445 00:53:49.310 --> 00:53:53.250 Just like, they have supervisors, and they have like you know, 1446 00:53:53.250 --> 00:53:56.020 monitoring to see if they're being scammed. 1447 00:53:56.520 --> 00:53:57.450 Kit: It's crazy. 1448 00:53:57.450 --> 00:54:01.190 There's actually a whole, like, sub-industry where there's like 1449 00:54:01.190 --> 00:54:05.190 a whole group running ads and sending these emails out. 1450 00:54:05.330 --> 00:54:11.300 Kit: And so scam call centers pay some other third party for all of the leads. 1451 00:54:11.470 --> 00:54:13.870 So sometimes if you call the number multiple times, 1452 00:54:13.870 --> 00:54:16.500 you'll get a different call center, which is what I was hoping for. 1453 00:54:16.640 --> 00:54:18.810 It's... yeah, it's crazy.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0}],"full_text":"Sammy: Hi David. 2 00:00:01.590 --> 00:00:02.790 Sammy: How long does it take to set up? 3 00:00:03.390 --> 00:00:04.220 David: Oh gosh. 4 00:00:05.460 --> 00:00:11.860 David: The actual physical setup here, we probably did that over the span of about three or four hours. 5 00:00:11.860 --> 00:00:15.030 It took a bit to figure out the routing with the GoXLRs 6 00:00:15.030 --> 00:00:18.270 and make sure that the inputs were set appropriately. 7 00:00:19.240 --> 00:00:23.010 It was the first time that I'd been touching a GoXLR, so there's a bit of a learning curve. 8 00:00:25.910 --> 00:00:28.680 The computer setup though is pretty straightforward. 9 00:00:29.480 --> 00:00:35.990 We have kit build a software on one of them; he's got this software called Seraph Secure, 10 00:00:36.020 --> 00:00:41.930 and it's there to go and try and block applications that the scammers will typically run. 11 00:00:41.930 --> 00:00:47.460 So things like AnyDesk and Screen Connect and TeamViewer, it will go and just block those. 12 00:00:48.530 --> 00:00:48.930 Yeah. 13 00:00:50.370 --> 00:00:50.970 Sammy: Hi Plouffe. 14 00:00:51.000 --> 00:00:51.570 Plouffe: Hi Sammy. 15 00:00:51.940 --> 00:00:54.700 Sammy: How long did this shoot take to set up? 16 00:00:55.540 --> 00:00:56.310 Plouffe: Quite a while. 17 00:00:56.370 --> 00:00:57.170 Sammy: Hahahahaha. 18 00:00:57.210 --> 00:00:58.110 Plouffe: ...If not like a month or two. 19 00:00:58.240 --> 00:00:58.780 Sammy: Oh really? 20 00:00:59.240 --> 00:01:01.380 Plouffe: Yeah, this has been ongoing. 21 00:01:02.650 --> 00:01:05.480 I don't know, there's been a lot of meetings and back and forth. 22 00:01:03.980 --> 00:01:05.480 David: Our first call was in January. 23 00:01:05.480 --> 00:01:06.880 Plouffe: Our first call was in January!? 24 00:01:06.880 --> 00:01:09.020 David: Yeah, our first call was in January. 25 00:01:09.190 --> 00:01:12.420 Plouffe: There you have it; it's been like almost four months of preparation, 26 00:01:13.220 --> 00:01:16.960 getting this to kind of you know, actually happen. 27 00:01:17.430 --> 00:01:17.990 Sammy: Are you excited? 28 00:01:18.130 --> 00:01:21.330 Plouffe: I'm very excited, but I'm also nervous; because I hate unknown stuff; 29 00:01:21.430 --> 00:01:24.570 Plouffe: and this whole video is unknown stuff because I can't control the scammers 30 00:01:24.630 --> 00:01:27.170 Plouffe: and that terrifies me. 31 00:01:27.170 --> 00:01:29.410 Sammy: It's a one day- It's a few hour shoot or a two day shoot. 32 00:01:29.410 --> 00:01:29.840 Plouffe: That's right. 33 00:01:29.940 --> 00:01:30.870 Sammy: Hahahahahaha. 34 00:01:31.010 --> 00:01:32.580 Plouffe: Vance literally just texted me, he's like hey, 35 00:01:32.980 --> 00:01:36.950 what are the chances there are breaks where Linus can go you know, script review or do something else? 36 00:01:36.950 --> 00:01:39.620 And I said, I don't know; I was like, I don't know. 37 00:01:40.620 --> 00:01:44.650 Sammy: Oh my goodness, and you're gonna be in this small room for hours on end? 38 00:01:44.650 --> 00:01:45.760 Plouffe: Yeah, we converted the conference room, 39 00:01:45.760 --> 00:01:47.990 just in case they do need to shoot something somewhere else. 40 00:01:47.990 --> 00:01:50.730 Because the idea is Linus will do most of this video. 41 00:01:50.860 --> 00:01:53.360 He might be here for the whole thing, but Kit might do his own thing 42 00:01:53.360 --> 00:01:56.100 for like a good couple of hours if we need a few more scam calls and stuff. 43 00:01:56.570 --> 00:01:58.570 Plouffe: And at that point, if Linus can go film something, 44 00:01:58.570 --> 00:02:00.370 then we don't want to have a bunch of audio bleed; 45 00:02:00.440 --> 00:02:03.170 because that's our main problem with the sets downstairs 46 00:02:03.170 --> 00:02:05.610 is you can't really film simultaneously with them. 47 00:02:05.740 --> 00:02:06.880 Sammy: But where's Kit go? 48 00:02:07.010 --> 00:02:08.780 Plouffe: He went to go get his trademark sunglasses. 49 00:02:08.910 --> 00:02:09.610 Sammy: Hahahaha. 50 00:02:09.650 --> 00:02:12.280 Plouffe: He was here and then he realized, oh crap, I don't have those; 51 00:02:12.380 --> 00:02:13.580 so he went back to the hotel. 52 00:02:13.920 --> 00:02:14.950 Sammy: Alright. and who are you? 53 00:02:15.150 --> 00:02:20.720 Zaid: I'm Zaid. I'm Kit's editor and now a camera guy, I guess. 54 00:02:20.720 --> 00:02:21.220 Sammy: Oh, wow. 55 00:02:22.330 --> 00:02:22.790 Zaid: Yeah. 56 00:02:23.490 --> 00:02:24.560 Sammy: Are you coming here to record something? 57 00:02:24.690 --> 00:02:28.270 Zaid: Exactly. we're filming today, Linus's video 58 00:02:28.270 --> 00:02:31.540 and potentially a video for Kit's channel with Linus on it. 59 00:02:31.570 --> 00:02:32.900 Sammy: Oh, wow; that'd be cool. 60 00:02:32.900 --> 00:02:36.240 Zaid: So yeah, they're gracious enough to lend us some cameras 61 00:02:36.240 --> 00:02:38.810 and their setup and everything for Kit's video. 62 00:02:38.910 --> 00:02:43.580 And we'll see what we're going to be filming potentially today, if everything works out. 63 00:02:43.580 --> 00:02:46.450 And we have tomorrow as well, just in case. 64 00:02:47.450 --> 00:02:48.790 Sammy: How long have you been with Kit for? 65 00:02:48.920 --> 00:02:52.260 Zaid: I've been editing for him for the last six months, 66 00:02:52.260 --> 00:02:56.990 but I've been filming and editing in the YouTube scene for about five years. 67 00:02:57.030 --> 00:02:57.930 Sammy: Oh, wow; a long time. 68 00:02:57.930 --> 00:02:59.930 Zaid: So yeah, I've been in the game. 69 00:03:00.060 --> 00:03:01.160 Sammy: Hahahaha. 70 00:03:01.300 --> 00:03:03.000 Linus: This is a whole production. 71 00:03:03.000 --> 00:03:04.300 Linus: What the hell? 72 00:03:04.730 --> 00:03:06.000 Man: We're trying to keep it cool in here. 73 00:03:06.600 --> 00:03:08.370 Linus: Uh, yeah. 74 00:03:08.710 --> 00:03:10.940 Linus: Sorry my call ran a little late today. 75 00:03:12.410 --> 00:03:16.380 Andy: Linus have you done the video for Dennis? 76 00:03:17.580 --> 00:03:21.050 Andy: Okay; we have uh, downstairs we have a b-roll for you. 77 00:03:21.050 --> 00:03:21.990 Linus: Oh, wait, with Andrew? 78 00:03:22.020 --> 00:03:22.650 Andy: Yeah, basically. 79 00:03:22.690 --> 00:03:23.720 Linus: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 80 00:03:23.820 --> 00:03:24.290 Andy: Oh okay, good. 81 00:03:24.320 --> 00:03:25.790 Linus: Yeah, I'm done; sorry, I didn't know it was for Dennis. 82 00:03:25.790 --> 00:03:26.720 Linus: Dennis wasn't there. 83 00:03:27.060 --> 00:03:31.330 Linus: Um, making me do anything super embarrassing, 84 00:03:31.330 --> 00:03:33.160 so I couldn't tell that it was for Dennis. 85 00:03:34.330 --> 00:03:34.800 Sammy: Classic. 86 00:03:35.930 --> 00:03:36.870 Plouffe: Linus, this is Kit. 87 00:03:37.030 --> 00:03:37.630 Kit: Hi. 88 00:03:37.770 --> 00:03:38.770 Linus: Good morning; what's up? 89 00:03:40.200 --> 00:03:41.540 Kit: Hey, good to meet you. 90 00:03:41.670 --> 00:03:44.270 Linus: Yeah, you too; this is going to be fun? 91 00:03:44.640 --> 00:03:47.380 Kit: Yeah, I think so; we'll do it. 92 00:03:47.540 --> 00:03:48.280 Linus: Excellent. 93 00:03:48.910 --> 00:03:51.150 Plouffe: We'll shoot the intro downstairs, 94 00:03:51.150 --> 00:03:53.380 just cause you guys will go look at costumes and stuff right after. 95 00:03:53.380 --> 00:03:53.880 Linus: Nice. 96 00:03:54.450 --> 00:03:56.750 Plouffe: But I figured we should have like a quick discussion, 97 00:03:56.750 --> 00:03:59.390 just to be aligned on everything and how this is all gonna work. 98 00:03:59.390 --> 00:04:00.520 Linus: Oh, yeah; okay. 99 00:04:00.660 --> 00:04:03.090 Plouffe: Cause there's a lot of setups here; so there's two GoXLRs. 100 00:04:03.130 --> 00:04:03.690 Linus: Yeah. 101 00:04:03.690 --> 00:04:05.700 Plouffe: One is going line in into the other one, 102 00:04:05.800 --> 00:04:07.960 so you can each voice change your own selves. 103 00:04:08.000 --> 00:04:08.770 Linus: Nice, nice. 104 00:04:08.770 --> 00:04:10.470 Plouffe: It should be separated and good to go; 105 00:04:10.730 --> 00:04:16.110 um, David will show you how to use the network stuff for, for our system. 106 00:04:16.270 --> 00:04:16.740 Linus: Okay. 107 00:04:16.740 --> 00:04:20.510 Plouffe: And then essentially once we get through our things, 108 00:04:20.510 --> 00:04:22.350 this is all in the script and whatnot, 109 00:04:22.350 --> 00:04:24.350 but once we get through our things we'll do the ThreatLocker stuff. 110 00:04:24.350 --> 00:04:24.810 Linus: Okay. 111 00:04:24.810 --> 00:04:28.550 Plouffe: And at that point it's gonna be kind of freehand, 112 00:04:28.550 --> 00:04:31.960 and you guys are just gonna have to work with Kieran somehow to signal him like, 113 00:04:32.420 --> 00:04:33.960 Hey, block this or whatever. 114 00:04:34.360 --> 00:04:36.690 Plouffe: Um, it's, we'll see how it goes. 115 00:04:38.190 --> 00:04:39.800 Kieran: So we can set stuff up if you, 116 00:04:39.800 --> 00:04:43.830 if we have ideas of what you want done, it can be set up automatically. 117 00:04:44.200 --> 00:04:47.100 But if you- If we don't have ideas then it's just gonna have to be- 118 00:04:47.140 --> 00:04:47.870 Plouffe: Yeah. 119 00:04:47.900 --> 00:04:50.170 Plouffe: Oh, they want to access this; oh, let me see where that is. 120 00:04:50.170 --> 00:04:50.870 Plouffe: Kieran, block it. 121 00:04:50.870 --> 00:04:52.280 Sammy: Hahahaha. 122 00:04:50.870 --> 00:04:52.280 Plouffe: And then he locks it quickly. 123 00:04:52.310 --> 00:04:53.010 Plouffe: Something like that. 124 00:04:53.110 --> 00:04:55.380 I fully expect a few calls to go poorly, and- 125 00:04:55.680 --> 00:04:59.020 Kit: The way I might do it is we can literally write out like, 126 00:04:59.050 --> 00:05:00.420 Kit: here's the five things we want to try. 127 00:05:00.880 --> 00:05:01.280 Plouffe: Yeah. 128 00:05:01.280 --> 00:05:03.650 Kit: But- cause it's very easy to get a scammer on the phone. 129 00:05:04.250 --> 00:05:04.720 Linus: Okay. 130 00:05:04.990 --> 00:05:08.930 Linus: Well, I am very much deferring to your expertise on all of this. 131 00:05:08.930 --> 00:05:12.300 Linus: I go out of my way to not talk to scammers as a general rule. 132 00:05:12.300 --> 00:05:13.260 Linus: So, um... 133 00:05:13.360 --> 00:05:14.730 Kit: That's a good rule to live by. 134 00:05:15.130 --> 00:05:15.700 Linus: Yeah. 135 00:05:16.400 --> 00:05:19.240 Linus: I just got a Pixel, I love their call screening feature. 136 00:05:19.240 --> 00:05:19.500 Kit: Yeah. 137 00:05:21.810 --> 00:05:23.670 Plouffe: And then after ThreatLocker is Kit's stuff. 138 00:05:23.670 --> 00:05:24.110 Kit: Sure. 139 00:05:24.210 --> 00:05:28.110 Plouffe: And then we end with something getting fully blocked; 140 00:05:29.650 --> 00:05:31.380 Plouffe: and that's, and that's pretty much the video. 141 00:05:32.080 --> 00:05:32.520 Linus: Cool. 142 00:05:33.180 --> 00:05:33.580 Plouffe: Yeah. 143 00:05:33.580 --> 00:05:34.220 Linus: Cool beans. 144 00:05:34.580 --> 00:05:36.620 Linus: Uh, did anyone give you the tour already? Or- 145 00:05:36.620 --> 00:05:39.320 Kit: Yes; I am like, I will get lost but yeah. 146 00:05:39.360 --> 00:05:40.620 Linus: Okay, cool. 147 00:05:40.760 --> 00:05:41.860 Kit: We got Nick give us a tour. 148 00:05:42.930 --> 00:05:43.360 Linus: Cool. 149 00:05:43.360 --> 00:05:45.230 Linus: I'm not, I don't know where I'm going either. 150 00:05:45.260 --> 00:05:46.360 Andy: Kitchen, kitchen please. 151 00:05:46.500 --> 00:05:47.360 Linus: He want to go to the kitchen. 152 00:05:47.660 --> 00:05:48.830 Linus: Get back in the kitchen. 153 00:05:49.670 --> 00:05:51.200 Linus: It doesn't work though, it doesn't work that way. 154 00:05:52.140 --> 00:05:56.370 Kit: Oh, I wonder, I probably should wear it; unless you think the lighting is bad. 155 00:05:56.910 --> 00:05:58.340 Kit: In my videos I usually wear these. 156 00:05:58.440 --> 00:05:59.080 Linus: Yeah, sure. 157 00:05:59.180 --> 00:06:00.910 Sammy: So what happens if we don't get a scammer? 158 00:06:00.980 --> 00:06:01.610 Plouffe: We will. 159 00:06:01.610 --> 00:06:03.280 Plouffe: That's not, that's not going to be the problem. 160 00:06:01.810 --> 00:06:02.380 Sammy: Hahahaha. 161 00:06:03.350 --> 00:06:07.350 Plouffe: It's whether we get someone who's like, interesting or funny or whatever. 162 00:06:07.450 --> 00:06:08.490 Sammy: Ooooh. 163 00:06:07.850 --> 00:06:08.490 Plouffe: Yeah. 164 00:06:09.520 --> 00:06:10.190 Sammy: And who are you? 165 00:06:10.290 --> 00:06:12.190 Kit: I'm Kit, or Kitboga. 166 00:06:12.560 --> 00:06:13.920 Sammy: Do you prefer Kit or just Kitboga? 167 00:06:13.920 --> 00:06:15.930 Kit: I mean, I go by Kit. 168 00:06:15.930 --> 00:06:16.260 Sammy: Okay. 169 00:06:16.260 --> 00:06:17.660 Kit: Just cause it's easiest, yeah. 170 00:06:17.760 --> 00:06:19.660 Sammy: Alright, cool; have you even done like a shoot like this before? 171 00:06:19.860 --> 00:06:21.970 Kit: Not really; no. 172 00:06:21.970 --> 00:06:24.800 Kit: I've worked with some like film crews for news segments 173 00:06:24.800 --> 00:06:27.870 Kit: and different things like that; like different interviews covering scams. 174 00:06:27.870 --> 00:06:28.240 Sammy: Yeah. 175 00:06:28.300 --> 00:06:30.270 Kit: But this is going to be more like fun? 176 00:06:30.370 --> 00:06:30.970 Kit: Hahahaha. 177 00:06:30.370 --> 00:06:30.970 Sammy: Hahahaha. 178 00:06:30.970 --> 00:06:36.050 Kit: Right? It's not covering a very specific scam topic for, for the TV. 179 00:06:36.150 --> 00:06:36.580 Sammy: Yeah. 180 00:06:36.950 --> 00:06:38.480 Kit: This is, this is better media. 181 00:06:39.550 --> 00:06:41.580 Sammy: Do you expect this to be easy or-? 182 00:06:42.490 --> 00:06:46.490 Kit: I mean, I think the hardest part or maybe the weirdest part is going to be, 183 00:06:46.490 --> 00:06:47.790 you never know what scammer you're going to get. 184 00:06:47.820 --> 00:06:48.090 Sammy: Yeah. 185 00:06:48.090 --> 00:06:50.430 Kit: Like they're not in on it; right? 186 00:06:50.460 --> 00:06:54.800 Kit: They don't know that we're filming them; they think that we're their potential victims. 187 00:06:54.830 --> 00:06:58.700 And so sometimes, um, you never know what's going to happen. 188 00:06:58.770 --> 00:07:00.470 Like each scam call is different. 189 00:07:01.170 --> 00:07:05.680 So we'll see if, in part sometimes you have to pretend to be older 190 00:07:05.680 --> 00:07:08.880 or different things like that to really convince them that you're a good target. 191 00:07:08.880 --> 00:07:13.850 So we'll, we'll see if Linus can become an old man or something. 192 00:07:13.850 --> 00:07:16.620 Sammy: I mean, I, I've seen your old lady impressions; it's pretty good, it's pretty good. 193 00:07:16.620 --> 00:07:17.150 Kit: Thank you. 194 00:07:17.150 --> 00:07:17.890 Sammy: Hahahahaha. 195 00:07:17.890 --> 00:07:19.660 Kit: Yeah, I think we have some voice changers here too. 196 00:07:19.660 --> 00:07:23.390 Kit: So cause I, I can change it to a degree like this. 197 00:07:23.390 --> 00:07:23.830 Sammy: Oh my God. 198 00:07:23.930 --> 00:07:26.560 Kit: But then you got to pitch shift it higher to be a grandma. 199 00:07:26.660 --> 00:07:27.260 Sammy: Yeah. 200 00:07:28.330 --> 00:07:29.070 Kit: I'm excited. 201 00:07:29.500 --> 00:07:30.200 Sammy: Are you excited Linus? 202 00:07:30.270 --> 00:07:35.210 Linus: I, actually yeah, I've obviously enjoyed you know, 203 00:07:35.210 --> 00:07:37.140 baiting scammer calls and stuff. 204 00:07:37.310 --> 00:07:39.580 Um, but I've never participated. 205 00:07:39.710 --> 00:07:40.810 Sammy: Hahahaha. 206 00:07:40.810 --> 00:07:45.220 Linus: I like one time had someone contact me asking if I wanted to do any gig work; 207 00:07:45.250 --> 00:07:48.790 and I kind of like led them on for like three messages. 208 00:07:48.790 --> 00:07:53.460 Linus: And then I- My attention span, like a butterfly came by or something. 209 00:07:53.460 --> 00:07:55.930 Sammy: Oh, was it during the Alex upgrade that you met? You're talking about it? 210 00:07:56.290 --> 00:07:57.730 Linus: Um, I don't remember. 211 00:07:57.830 --> 00:08:01.800 Linus: So I can't really wear sunglasses and... oh, I'm going to do it. 212 00:08:01.970 --> 00:08:03.230 Kit: Hahahaha, it's fine. 213 00:08:03.230 --> 00:08:04.430 Linus: My ears are so crooked. 214 00:08:04.900 --> 00:08:06.200 Kit: I can't tell. 215 00:08:06.300 --> 00:08:08.540 Linus: These are sitting on my ears; they're going to, okay... 216 00:08:08.540 --> 00:08:09.140 Kit: I would never... 217 00:08:09.210 --> 00:08:10.410 Linus: You guys can tell, right? 218 00:08:10.810 --> 00:08:11.670 Plouffe: It's a little crooked. 219 00:08:12.740 --> 00:08:13.580 Kit: Who said that? 220 00:08:15.010 --> 00:08:16.350 Linus: So, when I- 221 00:08:16.350 --> 00:08:18.380 Kit: Are mine crooked? I've never even- 222 00:08:18.380 --> 00:08:19.380 Linus: Actually a little. 223 00:08:19.480 --> 00:08:20.020 Kit: Probably. 224 00:08:20.050 --> 00:08:21.550 Linus: Yeah, not that bad though; not that bad. 225 00:08:21.550 --> 00:08:22.250 Kit: I've never noticed. 226 00:08:22.350 --> 00:08:24.120 Linus: Yeah, I'm pretty sure- I'm pretty sure mine's worse. 227 00:08:24.150 --> 00:08:26.720 Plouffe: You can always bend the nose bridge... and then it'll- 228 00:08:26.720 --> 00:08:29.430 Linus: Well the thing is I have to bend it like this; 229 00:08:29.460 --> 00:08:30.960 like it's not enough to just bend the nose. 230 00:08:30.960 --> 00:08:33.260 Kit: I mean, we could start with glasses and take them off. 231 00:08:33.300 --> 00:08:34.000 Linus: No, no, no, no, no. 232 00:08:34.000 --> 00:08:34.630 Kit: It doesn't matter. 233 00:08:34.630 --> 00:08:36.370 Linus: No, no, no, no; I wear my sunglasses at night. 234 00:08:36.530 --> 00:08:37.200 Kit: Hahahahaha. 235 00:08:37.200 --> 00:08:38.130 Linus: I mean, it's not nighttime, but- 236 00:08:38.500 --> 00:08:40.040 Plouffe: You guys aren't supposed to have them on yet. 237 00:08:40.040 --> 00:08:40.440 Linus: Oh. 238 00:08:40.440 --> 00:08:40.840 Kit: Oh. 239 00:08:40.940 --> 00:08:41.340 Sammy: Oh. 240 00:08:41.470 --> 00:08:43.040 Everyone: *Laughs* 241 00:08:43.040 --> 00:08:44.370 Kit: Where are they? Are they-? 242 00:08:44.440 --> 00:08:45.910 Plouffe: That's fine; yeah, that's fine. 243 00:08:46.240 --> 00:08:47.180 Linus: Are you sure? His mic. 244 00:08:47.580 --> 00:08:48.140 Kit: Oooh. 245 00:08:48.510 --> 00:08:49.450 Sammy: Oooh. 246 00:08:49.950 --> 00:08:50.350 Kit: Smart. 247 00:08:50.450 --> 00:08:51.450 Sammy: Professional right here. 248 00:08:51.780 --> 00:08:52.250 Kit: How about... 249 00:08:53.250 --> 00:08:56.720 Man: Put it in your pocket? Like a hand in your pocket? Or in your hand? 250 00:08:57.090 --> 00:08:57.550 Kit: Oh. 251 00:08:57.590 --> 00:08:59.190 Linus: Am I allowed to have it on my head? Does that work? 252 00:08:59.190 --> 00:09:00.260 Man: It looks crooked in your head. 253 00:09:00.260 --> 00:09:01.990 Everyone: *Laughs* 254 00:09:02.030 --> 00:09:03.390 Linus: Okay, cursed. 255 00:09:03.390 --> 00:09:03.930 Kit: Cursed. 256 00:09:04.630 --> 00:09:06.700 Linus: Cursed forever to have crooked sunglasses. 257 00:09:06.700 --> 00:09:07.300 Kit: Hahahaha. 258 00:09:08.260 --> 00:09:09.330 Plouffe: Okay, let's try this. 259 00:09:09.530 --> 00:09:11.940 Plouffe: Kit, You only really have one line for the intro. 260 00:09:12.040 --> 00:09:14.400 Plouffe: Where you just like hang on Linus, you're missing one crucial element. 261 00:09:14.400 --> 00:09:16.340 And you hand him the aviators... 262 00:09:16.340 --> 00:09:16.810 Kit: Oooh. 263 00:09:17.370 --> 00:09:18.640 Linus: Okay, so you're supposed to have them. 264 00:09:17.970 --> 00:09:19.780 Kit: How would you like me to present them to you? 265 00:09:20.080 --> 00:09:22.050 Linus: I don't know, you could throw them at my face and... 266 00:09:22.150 --> 00:09:23.580 Kit: It's not like that- Throw them!? 267 00:09:23.680 --> 00:09:25.450 Kit: Like you want to see if you can catch them? 268 00:09:27.220 --> 00:09:28.280 Kit: That's a disaster. 269 00:09:28.950 --> 00:09:30.120 Kit: That's an absolute disaster. 270 00:09:30.250 --> 00:09:32.990 Glenn: Good, okay you're rolling, and I see you rolling there. 271 00:09:32.990 --> 00:09:33.420 Perfect, okay. 272 00:09:33.520 --> 00:09:34.290 Man: Let's do slates up? 273 00:09:35.190 --> 00:09:36.630 Linus: Yes, sir; yes, sir; yes sir. 274 00:09:36.630 --> 00:09:38.230 Glenn: Okay; camera is rolling. 275 00:09:39.760 --> 00:09:40.830 Linus: Mine go up. 276 00:09:40.930 --> 00:09:41.760 Kit: Hahahahaha. 277 00:09:42.670 --> 00:09:43.930 Linus: I don't know who put that back. 278 00:09:44.930 --> 00:09:46.100 Glenn: Awesome, cutting there, cutting. 279 00:09:46.100 --> 00:09:47.600 Linus: We have some that threaten you. 280 00:09:47.770 --> 00:09:48.340 Kit: Oh really? 281 00:09:48.340 --> 00:09:49.940 Linus: Yeah, they have stickers on the back that say 282 00:09:49.970 --> 00:09:53.580 \"I swear to whatever God you believe in if you don't take a thumbnail, I will kill you\". 283 00:09:53.610 --> 00:09:54.210 Zaid: Hahahahaha. 284 00:09:54.210 --> 00:09:56.350 Kit: Zaid was like remember the thumbnail... 285 00:09:56.580 --> 00:09:58.050 Zaid: *unintelligible* 286 00:10:00.680 --> 00:10:02.650 Kit: Am I next to you or away from you? 287 00:10:03.290 --> 00:10:05.990 Linus: Right now you're away from me; you just got a little more next to me. 288 00:10:06.020 --> 00:10:08.590 Kit: In the shot, do you want me with you or not? 289 00:10:08.590 --> 00:10:10.790 Linus: That's a wonderful question for our director who left. 290 00:10:10.830 --> 00:10:12.730 Plouffe: Yeah, because the first line is like \"this is Kit\". 291 00:10:13.200 --> 00:10:13.500 Linus: Oh. 292 00:10:13.500 --> 00:10:15.500 Plouffe: That's like the f- didn't even read the- 293 00:10:15.500 --> 00:10:18.370 Linus: No, you said it was the part with the hand and the sunglasses; 294 00:10:18.370 --> 00:10:19.640 so I skipped forward to that part. 295 00:10:19.640 --> 00:10:21.140 Kit: So I should probably be wearing my sunglasses. 296 00:10:21.140 --> 00:10:22.310 Plouffe: You can be, sure. 297 00:10:22.510 --> 00:10:24.770 Linus: Instructions unclear, dick caught in a teleprompter. 298 00:10:25.980 --> 00:10:28.580 Plouffe: Well, I just don't, he doesn't know where he is or where he's going; 299 00:10:28.580 --> 00:10:30.680 and so Kendrick just messaged me saying, 300 00:10:30.680 --> 00:10:32.980 hey, this guy in the blue shirt doesn't know where the *unintelligible* is. 301 00:10:33.020 --> 00:10:33.980 Plouffe: So I'm looking for him. 302 00:10:34.380 --> 00:10:35.690 Plouffe: So if you could find him. 303 00:10:35.690 --> 00:10:36.450 Man: He's probably upstairs. 304 00:10:36.590 --> 00:10:37.620 Plouffe: He's probably upstairs. 305 00:10:38.120 --> 00:10:39.720 Glenn: Alright, is everyone ready here? 306 00:10:40.390 --> 00:10:41.720 Glenn: Good, camera's rolling. 307 00:10:41.720 --> 00:10:42.630 Quiet on set, guys. 308 00:10:43.760 --> 00:10:45.900 Linus: This is Kit; he's a car. 309 00:10:46.260 --> 00:10:48.230 You can't tell because he looks an awful lot like- 310 00:10:48.260 --> 00:10:49.000 Sorry, sorry, sorry. 311 00:10:49.000 --> 00:10:50.030 Kit: Hahahahahaha. 312 00:10:50.230 --> 00:10:51.630 Kit: Great, great. 313 00:10:52.600 --> 00:10:56.240 Linus: This is Kit; he really likes to waste scammers time. 314 00:10:56.340 --> 00:11:00.110 But what he doesn't like is when nice people get taken advantage of. 315 00:11:00.210 --> 00:11:03.110 So ThreatLocker sponsored this video helping us- 316 00:11:04.510 --> 00:11:06.750 Linus: So ThreatLocker... Wow. but this is not a sentence; hold on. 317 00:11:06.750 --> 00:11:08.180 Kit: Hahahahahahaha. 318 00:11:06.750 --> 00:11:08.180 Plouffe: Oh; yeah, yeah, I don't know what happened. 319 00:11:08.180 --> 00:11:11.150 Hey, we script reviewed this; so I'm blaming you. 320 00:11:13.190 --> 00:11:14.560 Kit: This video? To protect... 321 00:11:14.560 --> 00:11:16.190 Plouffe: Yes, there's probably a word or two. 322 00:11:16.190 --> 00:11:16.790 Linus: Okay, I got it. 323 00:11:16.860 --> 00:11:17.790 Linus: Okay. 324 00:11:17.960 --> 00:11:19.660 Glenn: Let's get rid of the sunglasses there for now. 325 00:11:19.760 --> 00:11:20.100 Linus: Okay. 326 00:11:20.400 --> 00:11:21.330 Gleen: Perfect, okay. 327 00:11:21.760 --> 00:11:23.900 Can we just like hang it in the back of like your pocket or something? 328 00:11:23.900 --> 00:11:24.370 Yeah. 329 00:11:24.730 --> 00:11:26.100 This is good, okay. 330 00:11:26.140 --> 00:11:26.540 Ready. 331 00:11:27.870 --> 00:11:31.010 Linus: This is Kit; he likes to waste scammers time. 332 00:11:31.670 --> 00:11:35.110 He doesn't like when nice people get taken advantage of though. 333 00:11:35.140 --> 00:11:39.080 So ThreatLocker sponsored this project where we're going to be protecting 334 00:11:39.080 --> 00:11:46.090 our less tech savvy loved ones by combining our powers to create the unscammable PC-! 335 00:11:46.090 --> 00:11:46.560 Where is it? 336 00:11:46.790 --> 00:11:48.360 Plouffe: It's on the veil and we don't have it down here; 337 00:11:48.360 --> 00:11:49.630 it's upstairs, I forgot about that part. 338 00:11:49.760 --> 00:11:51.330 Kit: I feel like I should be saying that with you. 339 00:11:51.660 --> 00:11:52.860 Linus: Sure; yeah, let's do that. 340 00:11:53.500 --> 00:11:54.530 Linus: We'll just do a B-roll shot. 341 00:11:54.630 --> 00:11:57.030 Plouffe: Great; that's what I had planned after the fact. 342 00:11:57.200 --> 00:11:57.870 Linus: One more time. 343 00:11:57.900 --> 00:11:58.370 Plouffe: Completely forgot about... 344 00:11:58.370 --> 00:11:58.870 Linus: Okay. 345 00:11:59.640 --> 00:12:00.740 Kit: Unless you don't want me to say it. 346 00:12:00.740 --> 00:12:01.170 Linus: No, yes. 347 00:12:01.170 --> 00:12:01.740 Kit: Hahahahahaha. 348 00:12:01.740 --> 00:12:02.070 Linus: Yeah. 349 00:12:02.070 --> 00:12:04.840 Linus: Okay, I'll give you like a half a beat and then we'll- 350 00:12:03.410 --> 00:12:04.840 Kit: The unscamable... 351 00:12:04.840 --> 00:12:05.140 Linus: Okay. 352 00:12:05.140 --> 00:12:09.050 Linus: ...less tech savvy loved ones by combining our powers to create 353 00:12:09.450 --> 00:12:12.450 Linus and Kit: the unscammable PC! 354 00:12:12.920 --> 00:12:14.450 Linus: To the wardrobe. 355 00:12:15.820 --> 00:12:16.490 Glenn: Okay, great. 356 00:12:16.550 --> 00:12:17.990 Kit: I don't know if I actually said a line. 357 00:12:17.990 --> 00:12:19.190 Kit: I didn't realize I had a line. 358 00:12:18.090 --> 00:12:18.860 Glenn: Cutting. 359 00:12:19.190 --> 00:12:20.290 Linus: Yeah, no it's fine. 360 00:12:20.320 --> 00:12:22.530 Plouffe: It'll work, it honestly, I didn't even notice. 361 00:12:22.690 --> 00:12:23.390 Linus: Yeah. 362 00:12:23.390 --> 00:12:24.290 Plouffe: It honestly worked out. 363 00:12:24.290 --> 00:12:28.770 Linus: It actually happens a lot very often that we kind of write things 364 00:12:28.770 --> 00:12:31.500 and we forget about my co-host just standing there awkwardly; you did great. 365 00:12:31.500 --> 00:12:32.670 Kit: That's fine, it's fine. 366 00:12:32.670 --> 00:12:34.640 Linus: You did great; you were exactly the right amount of awkward. 367 00:12:34.640 --> 00:12:37.340 Linus: See, I'm a narcissist so I don't consider other people's lines. 368 00:12:34.970 --> 00:12:36.240 Kit: Hahahahahaha. 369 00:12:37.370 --> 00:12:39.010 Linus: Though you probably read about that online. 370 00:12:40.840 --> 00:12:41.740 Linus: This is Kit. 371 00:12:41.980 --> 00:12:42.850 Linus: He's a car. 372 00:12:43.150 --> 00:12:44.510 Linus: To the wardrobe! 373 00:12:45.880 --> 00:12:47.120 Linus: Ooh. 374 00:12:45.880 --> 00:12:47.120 Kit: Hahahaha. 375 00:12:47.150 --> 00:12:48.120 Linus: Ooh! 376 00:12:48.650 --> 00:12:51.450 Linus: Okay; well, we could go luau. 377 00:12:52.860 --> 00:12:55.560 Kit: The real secret tends to be being old. 378 00:12:55.790 --> 00:12:56.560 Linus: Oh, alright. 379 00:12:57.230 --> 00:12:59.100 Linus: Well, they're not- Are they going to see us? 380 00:12:57.760 --> 00:12:59.100 Kit: I mean, you can be at a luau. 381 00:12:59.130 --> 00:12:59.930 Linus: Are they-? Yeah. 382 00:12:59.930 --> 00:13:00.400 Kit: They will- 383 00:13:00.430 --> 00:13:02.600 Linus: Old people love going to Hawaii. 384 00:13:02.700 --> 00:13:03.230 Kit: Yes. 385 00:13:03.330 --> 00:13:04.030 Linus: I think. 386 00:13:04.170 --> 00:13:05.330 Kit: I don't think they will see us. 387 00:13:05.330 --> 00:13:06.100 Linus: Santa's old. 388 00:13:07.100 --> 00:13:09.940 Kit: Um, they definitely won't see us unless we want them to. 389 00:13:09.940 --> 00:13:10.640 Linus: Right, okay. 390 00:13:10.740 --> 00:13:12.280 Kit: They will try to pull up our webcam. 391 00:13:12.780 --> 00:13:13.440 Linus: I see. 392 00:13:13.440 --> 00:13:14.740 Kit: But we probably won't show them anything. 393 00:13:14.740 --> 00:13:16.610 Linus: Okay, you could wear our elbows up costume. 394 00:13:17.880 --> 00:13:18.610 Kit: I don't know. 395 00:13:19.150 --> 00:13:21.150 Linus: Oh, whoa; no, this one's way better. 396 00:13:21.250 --> 00:13:23.320 Kit: Oh, perfect; so I fit in. 397 00:13:23.450 --> 00:13:24.420 Linus: Yeah, there we go. 398 00:13:25.150 --> 00:13:26.760 Kit: Hahahahaha. 399 00:13:26.890 --> 00:13:28.320 Linus: We're nice people, don't scam us. 400 00:13:28.360 --> 00:13:29.030 Kit: Hahahahahaha. 401 00:13:29.030 --> 00:13:29.830 Linus: We're trusting. 402 00:13:30.160 --> 00:13:32.900 Kit: I, I haven't been doing that as much recently. 403 00:13:32.900 --> 00:13:33.660 Plouffe: No? Alright. 404 00:13:33.430 --> 00:13:36.200 Kit: No; it's, it just got- it gets hot. 405 00:13:36.730 --> 00:13:37.430 Plouffe: Ah! 406 00:13:37.770 --> 00:13:40.370 Kit: Honestly, it just gets very warm wearing a wig. 407 00:13:39.670 --> 00:13:40.300 Linus: Okay. 408 00:13:42.040 --> 00:13:43.910 Kit: We could, we could bring hats or- 409 00:13:43.910 --> 00:13:45.170 Cause like you, we could wear- 410 00:13:45.510 --> 00:13:47.540 Like we'll end up doing potentially- 411 00:13:47.640 --> 00:13:48.810 Kit: Oh, Jesus, sorry. 412 00:13:48.240 --> 00:13:48.810 Linus: No. 413 00:13:48.850 --> 00:13:49.580 Kit: I'm ruining everything. 414 00:13:49.580 --> 00:13:50.150 Linus: That's fine. 415 00:13:50.150 --> 00:13:54.380 Kit: We may end up trying to do like an older woman voice, but this will just get hot. 416 00:13:54.520 --> 00:13:54.950 Kit: That's the- 417 00:13:54.950 --> 00:13:55.820 Linus: Oh, I see. 418 00:13:55.820 --> 00:13:56.450 Kit: But we could try it. 419 00:13:56.450 --> 00:13:57.990 Linus: Yeah; that's my, my mom wig. 420 00:13:57.990 --> 00:13:58.590 Kit: Really? 421 00:13:58.590 --> 00:13:58.990 Linus: Yeah. 422 00:13:58.990 --> 00:13:59.520 Kit: Do you want it? 423 00:13:59.520 --> 00:13:59.990 Linus: Nope. 424 00:14:00.120 --> 00:14:00.920 Kit: Hahahahaha. 425 00:14:01.260 --> 00:14:01.660 Linus: No. 426 00:14:01.990 --> 00:14:04.390 Kit: So I get to be your mom for, for the day? 427 00:14:05.090 --> 00:14:09.330 Kit: What about like a, like a, like a hat? 428 00:14:10.970 --> 00:14:12.200 Kit: Like I can just wear this fishing- 429 00:14:12.370 --> 00:14:13.300 Linus: Absolutely. 430 00:14:12.370 --> 00:14:13.840 Kit: I can be an old man with a- 431 00:14:13.840 --> 00:14:16.270 Kit: Oh, you're really- You're all geared up. 432 00:14:17.340 --> 00:14:17.940 Linus: How do I look? 433 00:14:18.110 --> 00:14:19.010 Kit: Hahahahaha. 434 00:14:19.980 --> 00:14:22.250 Linus: Ooooh, damn I'm cool. 435 00:14:22.550 --> 00:14:24.580 Kit: So the scammers really won't notice you. 436 00:14:24.610 --> 00:14:26.120 Kit: Hahahahahahaha. 437 00:14:25.110 --> 00:14:25.780 Linus: Yeah. 438 00:14:27.980 --> 00:14:28.990 Linus: I'd hate to stand out. 439 00:14:30.790 --> 00:14:31.950 Linus: I'll just wear this hat. 440 00:14:31.950 --> 00:14:32.260 Kit: Okay. 441 00:14:32.260 --> 00:14:32.620 Linus: Yeah. 442 00:14:32.720 --> 00:14:35.320 Linus: Well be father and son on a fishing trip. 443 00:14:35.320 --> 00:14:35.860 Kit: Hahahahaha. 444 00:14:35.860 --> 00:14:37.460 Linus: Please take me fishing, Papa. 445 00:14:37.590 --> 00:14:39.860 Kit: We're fishing for scammers today, son. 446 00:14:40.000 --> 00:14:41.760 Kit: We're fishing for something different. 447 00:14:42.200 --> 00:14:43.370 Linus: Thanks, Papa. 448 00:14:43.800 --> 00:14:45.570 Linus: Do you think we'll catch a big one? 449 00:14:46.100 --> 00:14:46.540 Kit: No. 450 00:14:47.270 --> 00:14:47.770 Kit: Yes. 451 00:14:47.770 --> 00:14:49.410 Kit: Yes, of course, we always do. 452 00:14:49.510 --> 00:14:51.070 Linus: This big? 453 00:14:51.140 --> 00:14:51.870 Kit: Hahahahaha. 454 00:14:52.010 --> 00:14:55.280 Kit: I feel like, I'm like looking for lines as if we're, we're going to do lines. 455 00:14:55.280 --> 00:14:55.810 Linus: No. 456 00:14:55.910 --> 00:14:58.880 Linus: A lot of the time, Papa, the teleprompter's just on there. 457 00:14:59.780 --> 00:15:00.780 Kit: I never look at it. 458 00:15:00.780 --> 00:15:04.690 Linus: It's a prop; to make it seem like a real production, Papa. 459 00:15:08.160 --> 00:15:10.130 Linus: Okay; should we get, should we get going? 460 00:15:10.860 --> 00:15:11.460 Kit: Doesn't matter. 461 00:15:11.460 --> 00:15:11.860 Linus: Alright. 462 00:15:12.660 --> 00:15:15.560 Linus: So the theme is fishing trip. 463 00:15:16.450 --> 00:15:18.120 David: So you've got packet control stuff over here. 464 00:15:18.120 --> 00:15:20.220 The ones that we'll probably use is delay, 465 00:15:20.350 --> 00:15:23.120 where you can just add milliseconds of delay. 466 00:15:23.160 --> 00:15:23.560 Linus: Mhmm. 467 00:15:23.560 --> 00:15:26.560 David: It's got some presets that you can just quick apply if you want to as well; 468 00:15:26.560 --> 00:15:28.360 and then to get rid of it, you just hit the clear button. 469 00:15:28.630 --> 00:15:30.230 Linus: Satellite motor in the works. 470 00:15:30.360 --> 00:15:30.830 Linus: Okay. 471 00:15:32.500 --> 00:15:34.900 David: Loss is another one where you can just say a percentage of loss; 472 00:15:34.900 --> 00:15:37.540 so we can drop like 20% of the packets or whatever. 473 00:15:38.540 --> 00:15:39.470 Linus: Oooh. 474 00:15:40.140 --> 00:15:43.210 David: And then rate control is the last one that we'll probably use, 475 00:15:43.640 --> 00:15:48.550 which only works one direction; so this is only actually affecting the upload. 476 00:15:48.980 --> 00:15:49.720 Linus: My upload. 477 00:15:49.820 --> 00:15:53.920 David: Yeah, so it's going to put their screen to like crap 478 00:15:53.920 --> 00:15:58.090 if they can't see things coming through, because the uploads crappy. 479 00:15:59.030 --> 00:15:59.960 Linus: Got it. 480 00:16:01.990 --> 00:16:04.300 Linus: Uh... 481 00:16:05.160 --> 00:16:06.500 Linus: Okay, so I could... 482 00:16:07.530 --> 00:16:08.940 I could just be like... boom. 483 00:16:13.410 --> 00:16:14.740 Linus: Umm... 484 00:16:17.280 --> 00:16:19.380 Linus: Okay and then how do I get rid of it? Oh, clear. 485 00:16:19.380 --> 00:16:20.480 David: Yeah, it's just a clear button. 486 00:16:20.610 --> 00:16:21.810 Linus: Oh, wait; well, hold on a second. 487 00:16:21.810 --> 00:16:23.550 Linus: Does this actually apply? 488 00:16:23.550 --> 00:16:25.550 David: Yes, it applies as soon as you hit the button. 489 00:16:25.550 --> 00:16:27.450 Linus: Okay, but then I could adjust a little bit. 490 00:16:27.450 --> 00:16:28.820 David: Yeah, you can adjust it a little bit. 491 00:16:28.820 --> 00:16:29.890 Linus: I could be like, oh, okay. 492 00:16:30.560 --> 00:16:37.700 \"Sorry, let me just wiggle the cable a little bit there; is that better?\" 493 00:16:38.060 --> 00:16:38.460 David: Yeah. 494 00:16:39.870 --> 00:16:44.140 David: It might drop one packet when you hit the apply button; but that's it. 495 00:16:45.200 --> 00:16:45.710 Linus: Brilliant. 496 00:16:47.110 --> 00:16:51.040 Linus: Oh, whoever this laptop this is your Teams is logged in. 497 00:16:51.040 --> 00:16:51.910 Reece: Oh, that's mine. 498 00:16:52.010 --> 00:16:53.580 Linus: I'm just going- 499 00:16:53.580 --> 00:16:55.110 Reece: Just close the whole, close the whole... 500 00:16:55.450 --> 00:16:58.150 Linus: I'm going to put you appear offline; I think that stops sending messages. 501 00:16:58.180 --> 00:16:59.450 Reece: Just close the whole application. 502 00:16:59.790 --> 00:17:01.890 Linus: I will close the whole thing. 503 00:17:01.890 --> 00:17:04.920 Kit: Good for me to know what they are, just so- 504 00:17:04.920 --> 00:17:06.090 Because we can kind of guide the conver... 505 00:17:06.090 --> 00:17:08.900 Like Linus and I can just say \"well, I'm concerned\". 506 00:17:09.260 --> 00:17:12.130 They're going to tell us we're hacked inevitably. 507 00:17:12.370 --> 00:17:12.830 Linus: Right. 508 00:17:12.830 --> 00:17:15.440 Kit: And so we can say, like; \"well, I'm worried about my bank\". 509 00:17:15.440 --> 00:17:18.740 Kit: And then we'll go to TD Bank, and then you're thinking about it. 510 00:17:19.340 --> 00:17:20.570 Kit: Is if we kind of know ahead of time... 511 00:17:21.040 --> 00:17:22.240 Plouffe: Kit, I don't know if you sent them to me. 512 00:17:22.880 --> 00:17:23.540 Kit: Really? 513 00:17:23.540 --> 00:17:26.780 Plouffe: I'm looking and I see you say you'll send them tomorrow in a zip file. 514 00:17:27.550 --> 00:17:28.080 Plouffe: And then the next- 515 00:17:28.080 --> 00:17:29.220 Kit: Is it in your spam? Do you think- 516 00:17:29.220 --> 00:17:30.050 Plouffe: I'll check. 517 00:17:30.180 --> 00:17:31.050 Linus: Have you been hacked? 518 00:17:31.120 --> 00:17:32.120 Kit: Hahahahahaha. 519 00:17:32.120 --> 00:17:34.090 Plouffe: But the next email is just stuff about video two 520 00:17:34.090 --> 00:17:35.190 and you didn't address the... 521 00:17:35.390 --> 00:17:37.190 Kit: Okay; um, well, I have it. 522 00:17:37.190 --> 00:17:39.160 Kit: I have it here; I can get it to you somehow. 523 00:17:39.890 --> 00:17:40.430 Linus: Oh. 524 00:17:41.190 --> 00:17:41.730 Kit: Hold. 525 00:17:42.700 --> 00:17:43.800 Kit: Oh, are you going to be my son? 526 00:17:44.760 --> 00:17:48.430 Linus: If I'm your son, I've gone through puberty quite recently I think. 527 00:17:48.730 --> 00:17:50.770 Kit: Because usually- 528 00:17:50.870 --> 00:17:54.110 Linus: Okay, so there's two- So we're on the call together? 529 00:17:54.210 --> 00:17:55.140 Kit: Potentially. 530 00:17:55.240 --> 00:17:55.910 Linus: Potentially. 531 00:17:55.910 --> 00:17:56.910 Kit: If we want it. 532 00:17:55.910 --> 00:17:56.910 Linus: Oh God. 533 00:17:57.310 --> 00:18:04.780 Kit: Um, so the idea could be we're trying to book a trip to go fishing together 534 00:18:04.780 --> 00:18:07.320 and our printer is- Whatever, we can come up with some kind of... 535 00:18:07.650 --> 00:18:10.460 We're trying to print our itinerary and... 536 00:18:10.460 --> 00:18:13.630 Linus: Wow, I'm really going to do my- I'm going to do my best to keep up here, 537 00:18:13.630 --> 00:18:16.930 Linus: but I am, not an improv actor. 538 00:18:14.130 --> 00:18:15.360 Kit: Hahahahaha. 539 00:18:17.100 --> 00:18:17.730 Kit: Okay. 540 00:18:18.700 --> 00:18:20.030 Kit: Uh, well, it's fine, it's fine. 541 00:18:20.030 --> 00:18:22.400 Kit: Like the idea will be... Um... 542 00:18:22.400 --> 00:18:23.100 Sammy: Just play character. 543 00:18:23.400 --> 00:18:25.340 Kit: Yeah, yeah; if you, what's- what kind of- 544 00:18:25.370 --> 00:18:27.710 Linus: \"Just play a character\"; Thanks for the advice, Sammy. 545 00:18:27.710 --> 00:18:28.140 Linus: Get out! 546 00:18:28.210 --> 00:18:29.140 Sammy: Hahahaha, no. 547 00:18:30.180 --> 00:18:33.350 Plouffe: We can do a thumb drive with the, with the scripts and stuff. 548 00:18:33.380 --> 00:18:34.310 Kit: Oh, cool. 549 00:18:34.310 --> 00:18:34.710 Plouffe: Yeah. 550 00:18:36.720 --> 00:18:38.950 Kit: Will ThreatLocker block them all? We'll see. 551 00:18:38.950 --> 00:18:40.320 Plouffe: It might, yeah; we'll see what happens. 552 00:18:40.590 --> 00:18:42.120 Kit: So, I don't know if you guys are- 553 00:18:42.220 --> 00:18:43.760 Are you guys like recording this screen? 554 00:18:44.020 --> 00:18:44.390 Plouffe: Yeah. 555 00:18:44.520 --> 00:18:45.020 Kit: If I show you- 556 00:18:45.060 --> 00:18:46.330 Plouffe: Have you started it, Reece? 557 00:18:46.530 --> 00:18:47.460 Reece: Not yet, I'll do that. 558 00:18:47.460 --> 00:18:49.030 Kit: Because I can give you context a bit. 559 00:18:49.030 --> 00:18:50.260 Linus: Ookay. 560 00:18:49.030 --> 00:18:50.260 Reece: Okay, I started recording. 561 00:18:50.260 --> 00:18:51.100 Reece: You want to give it the clap? 562 00:18:51.200 --> 00:18:53.170 Andy: Hold on, hold on; let me roll the audio as well. 563 00:18:53.300 --> 00:18:53.700 Reece: Okay. 564 00:18:53.800 --> 00:18:54.830 Linus: I'm stressed. 565 00:18:54.870 --> 00:18:56.070 Kit: Well, it'll be fine. 566 00:18:56.070 --> 00:18:57.240 Linus: I am sweating already. 567 00:18:57.240 --> 00:18:58.300 Kit: Hahahahaha. 568 00:18:57.240 --> 00:18:58.300 Kit: Like buckets. 569 00:18:58.300 --> 00:18:59.870 Andy: Let's just roll everything. 570 00:18:59.910 --> 00:19:02.510 Andy: Um... Could you two check like- 571 00:19:02.640 --> 00:19:04.940 Andy: Is there like a red indicator on your pack? 572 00:19:05.550 --> 00:19:06.580 Kit: It looks like it. 573 00:19:05.550 --> 00:19:06.580 Linus: Yes sir. 574 00:19:06.580 --> 00:19:07.280 Kit: It's looks like it. 575 00:19:07.310 --> 00:19:08.010 Linus: Yeah, you're rolling. 576 00:19:08.310 --> 00:19:08.920 Andy: Awesome. 577 00:19:09.780 --> 00:19:10.120 Kit: Um... 578 00:19:10.120 --> 00:19:12.790 Andy: Everything's rolling, so maybe we should do the clap. 579 00:19:13.390 --> 00:19:17.190 Linus: I mean I tried to do an older man voice when we did our last Scrapyard Wars, 580 00:19:17.190 --> 00:19:20.330 Linus: but I... I don't think it was that convincing. 581 00:19:20.330 --> 00:19:22.190 Kit: You don't have to, so- Oh. 582 00:19:22.300 --> 00:19:23.860 Andy: Alright, get a... sync. 583 00:19:23.960 --> 00:19:27.970 Linus: I mean, I could also, I could also pitch up a little bit. 584 00:19:28.070 --> 00:19:28.630 Linus: Hold on. 585 00:19:29.100 --> 00:19:29.500 Kit: And... 586 00:19:29.100 --> 00:19:30.070 Linus: No... gender. 587 00:19:30.100 --> 00:19:33.270 Kit: Part of it too is I can be the old character. 588 00:19:32.410 --> 00:19:33.270 Linus: Yeah. 589 00:19:33.310 --> 00:19:36.580 Linus: Oh well, that's not gonna work; that's helium. 590 00:19:35.040 --> 00:19:36.580 Kit: No, hahaha. 591 00:19:37.980 --> 00:19:38.780 Linus: Okay, hold on. 592 00:19:38.880 --> 00:19:40.150 Kit: Sometimes just a little bit. 593 00:19:40.180 --> 00:19:40.750 Linus: Yeah. 594 00:19:41.010 --> 00:19:42.210 Linus: Uh... 595 00:19:41.010 --> 00:19:42.210 Kit: Actually can I uhh... 596 00:19:42.620 --> 00:19:43.380 Kit: I don't know if... 597 00:19:43.420 --> 00:19:44.280 Linus: I don't know. 598 00:19:46.220 --> 00:19:46.590 Kit: It's... 599 00:19:46.750 --> 00:19:47.220 Linus: Let's see. 600 00:19:47.320 --> 00:19:49.620 Kit: It's hard to get perfect. 601 00:19:52.490 --> 00:19:53.130 Kit: Hahahahaha. 602 00:19:53.530 --> 00:19:56.600 Linus: I can't tell if my gender one is working or not, 603 00:19:56.600 --> 00:19:58.660 it really doesn't seem like it's working at all. 604 00:19:58.660 --> 00:19:59.430 Kit: No, it doesn't. 605 00:19:58.660 --> 00:19:59.970 Linus: I'm turning it all the way. 606 00:20:00.700 --> 00:20:03.870 Plouffe: Oh yeah, that one, *unintelligible*, I think the gender one doesn't always work great. 607 00:20:04.070 --> 00:20:04.640 Kit: Okay. 608 00:20:05.770 --> 00:20:06.440 Linus: Okay. 609 00:20:06.440 --> 00:20:09.210 Plouffe: I only remembered just now cause I don't use it. 610 00:20:09.240 --> 00:20:11.680 Kit: You don't have, we don't have to use it either. 611 00:20:12.950 --> 00:20:14.950 Sometimes I do this to sound- 612 00:20:15.680 --> 00:20:18.820 I... I feel like I- Maybe I hear myself without it too. 613 00:20:18.820 --> 00:20:22.690 Does it sound strange to you? It sounds a little bit. 614 00:20:22.790 --> 00:20:26.060 Linus: I mean, it sounds like it could just be a bad line. 615 00:20:26.390 --> 00:20:26.690 Kit: Yeah. 616 00:20:26.690 --> 00:20:31.100 Linus: Part of it is that my, my actual hearing is bleeding in with this. 617 00:20:31.100 --> 00:20:34.370 Linus: Okay, no; mine's terrible, mine's obviously altered. 618 00:20:35.570 --> 00:20:36.600 Kit: I mean, I could just- 619 00:20:37.370 --> 00:20:39.640 So, part of the way this could work too is if I- 620 00:20:39.870 --> 00:20:42.480 If I play an older character, they'll latch on to me. 621 00:20:42.480 --> 00:20:45.380 And they're, I'm the one who they're going to want to scam. 622 00:20:45.850 --> 00:20:46.280 Kit: Right? 623 00:20:45.850 --> 00:20:46.280 Linus: Right. 624 00:20:46.310 --> 00:20:49.980 Kit: And you can just be free to play along and like- 625 00:20:50.020 --> 00:20:50.680 Linus: Uh-huh. 626 00:20:50.680 --> 00:20:52.280 Kit: If they say we'll press the Windows key you can be like, 627 00:20:52.280 --> 00:20:53.990 no, no, no; not the Windows key, press the- 628 00:20:53.990 --> 00:20:54.950 Linus: The Linux key. 629 00:20:54.950 --> 00:20:55.550 Kit: Press the other key. 630 00:20:55.550 --> 00:20:56.760 Linus: I installed Linux for you, Dad. 631 00:20:56.760 --> 00:20:58.590 Linus: No, wait; no, that'll make me sound like I'm... 632 00:20:58.590 --> 00:20:59.190 Kit: That's true. 633 00:20:59.930 --> 00:21:03.660 Kit: We could try it though, like where you are a tech expert; 634 00:21:03.660 --> 00:21:06.130 and like you literally are just Linus. 635 00:21:06.170 --> 00:21:08.070 Everyone: *Laughs* 636 00:21:07.170 --> 00:21:08.070 Linus: Oh man. 637 00:21:08.070 --> 00:21:08.670 Kit: But I don't know. 638 00:21:09.100 --> 00:21:12.940 Kit: So, the point of the video though is to make it get progressively harder for them. 639 00:21:12.940 --> 00:21:15.840 Linus: Right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right. 640 00:21:15.840 --> 00:21:17.240 Kit: So, yes. 641 00:21:16.280 --> 00:21:17.240 Linus: Okay. 642 00:21:18.240 --> 00:21:19.310 Kieran: Go to TD Canada. 643 00:21:19.750 --> 00:21:23.620 Kit: Oh, is it TD.com? TD Bank.com? 644 00:21:23.750 --> 00:21:24.520 Kieran: TD.com. 645 00:21:29.160 --> 00:21:29.560 Kit: Nice. 646 00:21:30.420 --> 00:21:32.360 Linus: Oh, it says firewall or antivirus. 647 00:21:32.360 --> 00:21:35.390 Kieran: Yeah, so we have that way or we have another way we can block it, 648 00:21:35.390 --> 00:21:37.630 where it looks pretty and it tells you ThreatLocker blocked it. 649 00:21:37.760 --> 00:21:38.360 Kit: However you- 650 00:21:38.360 --> 00:21:40.500 Kieran: Whichever one you guys want; like, do you want to- 651 00:21:40.500 --> 00:21:43.340 Linus: Oh, we don't want the pretty ThreatLocker one; that's going to be pretty obvious. 652 00:21:43.470 --> 00:21:46.310 Kieran: Yeah, so then we have this one then to just block the page. 653 00:21:46.670 --> 00:21:48.570 Kieran: So we can do that or we can also have a flag. 654 00:21:48.770 --> 00:21:53.650 Okay, so if you want, when this happens we can then lock it there; we can close PowerShell. 655 00:21:53.680 --> 00:21:56.850 Or we can have, like when this happens they lose access to your files; 656 00:21:56.850 --> 00:21:58.820 like, whatever you want to happen. 657 00:21:58.820 --> 00:22:00.550 So block it or flag. 658 00:22:01.450 --> 00:22:03.260 Kit: Oh, you're... hahahaha. 659 00:22:03.260 --> 00:22:04.420 Linus: I am so stressed right now, Sammy. 660 00:22:04.520 --> 00:22:05.190 Sammy: Hahahahaha. 661 00:22:05.220 --> 00:22:07.260 Linus: I feel intense pressure. 662 00:22:07.790 --> 00:22:08.430 Sammy: Why? 663 00:22:08.830 --> 00:22:11.630 Linus: Because this is not my wheelhouse. 664 00:22:11.700 --> 00:22:12.600 Sammy: Hahaha. 665 00:22:13.300 --> 00:22:13.870 Kit: It'll be... 666 00:22:14.470 --> 00:22:17.640 Kit: Just imagine the scammer wearing their underwear. 667 00:22:18.370 --> 00:22:19.440 Kit: That doesn't- Hahahaha. 668 00:22:19.440 --> 00:22:20.140 Everyone: *Laughs* 669 00:22:20.140 --> 00:22:22.540 Kit: That advice has never helped anyone, I'm convinced. 670 00:22:22.540 --> 00:22:23.980 Linus: Yeah, no, I don't think so. 671 00:22:25.110 --> 00:22:26.680 Kit: I think, what do we- What if we do this? 672 00:22:26.810 --> 00:22:27.980 I'll give you some context. 673 00:22:27.980 --> 00:22:28.310 Linus: Mhmm. 674 00:22:28.310 --> 00:22:29.120 Kit: Like, there's guys right now. 675 00:22:29.120 --> 00:22:32.490 Like, one, two- HP has this 123 printer set up. 676 00:22:32.490 --> 00:22:35.550 Have you seen that? It's like, 123HP.com or something? So- 677 00:22:35.550 --> 00:22:37.590 Linus: I have to confess, I don't spend a lot of time installing HP printers. 678 00:22:37.590 --> 00:22:39.360 Kit: Setting up printers? That's fine. 679 00:22:39.360 --> 00:22:40.830 Linus: I avoid it if I can. 680 00:22:40.960 --> 00:22:46.630 Kit: So, sometimes what the scammers will do is they'll run, uh... 681 00:22:46.670 --> 00:22:48.770 I'm just doing, like, search. 682 00:22:48.800 --> 00:22:51.200 What do they call this? Google dorking? I think. 683 00:22:53.070 --> 00:22:54.310 If we get lucky... 684 00:22:54.740 --> 00:22:55.740 Linus: \"Phone numbers\"... 685 00:22:56.840 --> 00:22:59.510 Kit: They'll run ads; I don't see ads popping up here. 686 00:22:59.510 --> 00:23:03.580 But see how this is, like, one, two, three, dash, hpp.com? 687 00:23:03.980 --> 00:23:07.750 So the idea is like, if someone's typing in one, two, three, printer support, 688 00:23:07.750 --> 00:23:11.190 trying to set up their printer; they want grandma to go here. 689 00:23:11.190 --> 00:23:17.500 And call this 163 number or 623 number; but this is not actual HP. 690 00:23:17.500 --> 00:23:18.260 Linus: Yeah, clearly. 691 00:23:18.630 --> 00:23:22.230 Kit: So, we could call them and say we're having a problem setting up our printer. 692 00:23:22.330 --> 00:23:23.340 Kit: And then we- 693 00:23:23.340 --> 00:23:28.540 Linus: Yeah, I tried to help them with the driver; 694 00:23:28.540 --> 00:23:32.780 but I just click it and it wants me to install some other program. 695 00:23:32.780 --> 00:23:33.350 Kit: Mm-hmm. 696 00:23:33.450 --> 00:23:34.980 Linus: And I don't trust it. 697 00:23:35.610 --> 00:23:40.120 Kit: He had me plug in a dongle; but I don't know if it's the right dongle. 698 00:23:40.120 --> 00:23:41.850 Linus: Oh, it's not a dongle, Dad! It's a cable. 699 00:23:41.920 --> 00:23:42.390 Kit: Yes! 700 00:23:42.660 --> 00:23:43.960 Kit: So, that'll work fine. 701 00:23:44.020 --> 00:23:44.420 Linus: Okay. 702 00:23:44.520 --> 00:23:45.960 Kit: And the trick is- 703 00:23:46.060 --> 00:23:47.330 Linus: Dad, I told you a hundred times! 704 00:23:47.390 --> 00:23:49.300 It's not called a dongle, keep it in your pants! 705 00:23:49.360 --> 00:23:51.160 Kit: Yes, yes; you're perfect. 706 00:23:51.260 --> 00:23:56.370 Kit: So, the catch is, I think the hardest part is figuring out, 707 00:23:56.370 --> 00:24:00.510 like, some scammers will hang up the second that you say keep it in your pants; 708 00:24:00.640 --> 00:24:02.840 and others won't, and they'll play along and they'll be like, 709 00:24:02.840 --> 00:24:04.510 \"oh, does your dad get a lot of action?\". 710 00:24:04.510 --> 00:24:06.550 So, it's partially just fishing. 711 00:24:06.780 --> 00:24:10.480 I'm not kidding; it's partially like fishing for the right scammer. 712 00:24:10.480 --> 00:24:12.550 Linus: Told you, Dad; that word makes me deeply uncomfortable. 713 00:24:14.320 --> 00:24:16.620 Kit: Anyway, I guess the next part would be... 714 00:24:16.760 --> 00:24:24.030 Nick are we, when we first start are we filming right away to try to knock off a specific goal? 715 00:24:24.030 --> 00:24:27.000 Plouffe: No, not really; there's, like, a bit of a script for the very start 716 00:24:27.530 --> 00:24:28.800 where we'll kind of go through what our stuff is. 717 00:24:28.800 --> 00:24:30.740 And so we'll start with that stuff first 718 00:24:30.740 --> 00:24:32.670 and just kind of like make the network shitty for them. 719 00:24:31.400 --> 00:24:32.670 Kit: Oh, like the really slow computer? 720 00:24:32.670 --> 00:24:34.110 Plouffe: Yeah, the really slow computer stuff. 721 00:24:34.240 --> 00:24:35.440 Kit: Ooooh. 722 00:24:35.440 --> 00:24:38.080 Plouffe: And then we'll move more into like your scripts and stuff. 723 00:24:38.080 --> 00:24:40.450 No, I think it's moving to ThreatLocker at that point; 724 00:24:40.550 --> 00:24:42.350 and then we'll do your scripts and stuff after that. 725 00:24:42.350 --> 00:24:42.680 Kit: Okay. 726 00:24:43.920 --> 00:24:46.450 Plouffe: And that's pretty much it, we just kind of try and see what happens. 727 00:24:46.450 --> 00:24:48.690 I fully expect a few calls to just like fail. 728 00:24:48.920 --> 00:24:49.490 Kit: That's fine. 729 00:24:49.590 --> 00:24:51.760 Plouffe: And we'll have learning opportunities and figure it out from there. 730 00:24:51.760 --> 00:24:53.760 Plouffe: But yeah, that's kind of the point. 731 00:24:53.760 --> 00:24:54.230 Kit: Okay. 732 00:24:54.560 --> 00:24:58.600 Kit: The other thing we can do then, if at first we're just making it slow, 733 00:24:58.600 --> 00:25:01.170 the printer cars are usually pretty like, patient. 734 00:25:01.300 --> 00:25:03.740 Kit: So the other- Have you guys seen the fake virus pop-ups? 735 00:25:03.840 --> 00:25:05.640 The ones that, like, say this is Windows. 736 00:25:05.640 --> 00:25:06.010 Linus: Yeah. 737 00:25:06.010 --> 00:25:09.170 Kit: So I could get some of those numbers, and they'll be way more aggressive. 738 00:25:09.170 --> 00:25:10.510 And so if the internet's slow- 739 00:25:10.510 --> 00:25:11.310 Linus: Aggressive? 740 00:25:11.410 --> 00:25:14.480 Kit: They'll like, probably say choice words to us. 741 00:25:11.740 --> 00:25:14.480 David: The computer is very slow right now. 742 00:25:14.480 --> 00:25:15.250 Kit: It's very slow? 743 00:25:15.250 --> 00:25:16.220 Plouffe: Yeah, it's like down clocks... 744 00:25:16.220 --> 00:25:18.950 David: it's got two cores and 10 watts available to the CPU, 745 00:25:18.950 --> 00:25:20.150 and it's running on a hard drive. 746 00:25:21.020 --> 00:25:24.660 Plouffe: Yeah, if that becomes unbearable we have an SSD we can swap to. 747 00:25:25.060 --> 00:25:28.030 Kit: No I mean, they're just gonna run UltraViewer. 748 00:25:28.030 --> 00:25:28.530 Plouffe: Sure. 749 00:25:28.990 --> 00:25:29.400 Kit: Yeah. 750 00:25:29.530 --> 00:25:33.730 David: Uh Kieran, we've got an image on an SSD. 751 00:25:33.730 --> 00:25:34.470 Kit: Should change it background... 752 00:25:34.470 --> 00:25:35.830 David: And it's got the agent on there. 753 00:25:36.070 --> 00:25:38.370 David: Will that be a problem if they switch over to it? 754 00:25:38.400 --> 00:25:40.370 Will it have to like reapply policies or something? 755 00:25:40.510 --> 00:25:45.640 Kieran: I can try and promote the policies to the group level, and then it should be fine. 756 00:25:45.640 --> 00:25:48.880 Linus: You notice popes die a lot? They should elect a younger pope. 757 00:25:48.880 --> 00:25:49.980 Everyone: *Laughs* 758 00:25:49.980 --> 00:25:50.750 Linus: Just an idea. 759 00:25:50.850 --> 00:25:53.620 Kieran: That's one of those strategies, so they don't stay in power for too long. 760 00:25:54.590 --> 00:25:55.690 Linus: Ooooh. 761 00:25:54.590 --> 00:25:55.690 Kit: Oh, really? 762 00:25:55.720 --> 00:25:56.920 Kieran: It's like rumored; 763 00:25:56.960 --> 00:25:59.460 yeah, so that, you know, because if you're a pope for 50 years- 764 00:25:59.490 --> 00:26:01.130 They get to elect the cardinals. 765 00:26:01.260 --> 00:26:05.500 So they get to kind of put all the people they want to then get more, 766 00:26:05.500 --> 00:26:09.170 but then if they're only reigning for like 10-20 years, it's not as big of a deal. 767 00:26:09.170 --> 00:26:10.170 Linus: Oh, I see. 768 00:26:10.570 --> 00:26:11.540 Sammy: What a random thing to say. 769 00:26:11.540 --> 00:26:12.600 Linus: I mean, it just seems like a lot of hassle 770 00:26:12.600 --> 00:26:14.710 Linus: to like bury them and have all the ceremonies... 771 00:26:15.240 --> 00:26:16.240 Man: It's part of the fun. 772 00:26:16.280 --> 00:26:17.280 Linus: So random. 773 00:26:17.280 --> 00:26:18.010 Kit: The more you know... 774 00:26:18.010 --> 00:26:19.110 Linus: Well, no, the news. 775 00:26:19.110 --> 00:26:19.780 Kieran: It just happened. 776 00:26:19.780 --> 00:26:20.510 Sammy: Oh, okay. 777 00:26:21.550 --> 00:26:22.920 Kit: Oh, I thought it was random too. 778 00:26:22.950 --> 00:26:24.450 Everyone: *Laughs* 779 00:26:24.500 --> 00:26:27.540 Linus: I don't know how hard I'm going to try to mask my voice. 780 00:26:27.700 --> 00:26:28.400 Kit: You don't have to. 781 00:26:28.400 --> 00:26:30.510 Linus: I really don't think that's my specialty. 782 00:26:30.640 --> 00:26:31.270 Kit: That's fine. 783 00:26:32.340 --> 00:26:33.240 Kit: We'll give it a shot. 784 00:26:33.780 --> 00:26:35.280 Linus: I could add some reverb. 785 00:26:35.280 --> 00:26:36.450 Kit: Hohohoho, yeah. 786 00:26:36.880 --> 00:26:41.980 Linus: Dad? I'm on the other side of the cave; are you, are you calling support? 787 00:26:43.590 --> 00:26:44.150 Kit: Yes. 788 00:26:44.520 --> 00:26:47.090 Kit: It'll be fine, it'll be great; you got this. 789 00:26:47.590 --> 00:26:48.820 Linus: Performance anxiety. 790 00:26:48.920 --> 00:26:51.060 Linus: That's why dad's always getting more action than me. 791 00:26:51.230 --> 00:26:51.860 Kit: Heh. 792 00:26:52.690 --> 00:26:53.360 Linus: Let's do this. 793 00:26:54.260 --> 00:26:55.500 Kit: Hello, are you there? 794 00:26:57.330 --> 00:26:57.830 Scammer: Hmm? 795 00:26:58.400 --> 00:26:59.740 Kit: Hello, is the bar- 796 00:26:59.740 --> 00:27:00.540 Scammer: Are you Martha? 797 00:27:01.300 --> 00:27:04.310 Kit: Oh, Martha; I'm Martha's husband. 798 00:27:04.310 --> 00:27:07.110 I could, I could get Martha if you need her. 799 00:27:07.610 --> 00:27:09.210 Scammer: When is she going to be on? 800 00:27:09.950 --> 00:27:12.680 Kit: She's, she's in- Hold on one second. 801 00:27:12.850 --> 00:27:13.450 Kit: Hold on. 802 00:27:19.050 --> 00:27:20.690 Kit: Hello, this is Martha. 803 00:27:22.060 --> 00:27:25.430 Scammer: Hi Martha, this is *unintelligible* 804 00:27:26.360 --> 00:27:29.700 Look, I'm a trader, and this is a cold call. 805 00:27:29.930 --> 00:27:33.740 Do you want to hang up or you give me 30 seconds and decide? 806 00:27:33.940 --> 00:27:37.470 Kit: I'll give you more than 30 seconds; I got all day. 807 00:27:38.840 --> 00:27:42.110 Scammer: Okay look, like I told you I'm a trader; 808 00:27:42.810 --> 00:27:45.210 And this is about generating you profit. 809 00:27:45.250 --> 00:27:49.250 You'll be generating about 7, 000 to 12, 000 every week. 810 00:27:49.280 --> 00:27:52.990 Kit: Okay, hold on; I'm just going to put you on speaker. 811 00:27:49.820 --> 00:27:52.990 Scammer: *unintelligible* 812 00:27:53.020 --> 00:27:54.220 Kit: I'm with my son. 813 00:27:54.390 --> 00:27:57.090 Scammer: Now, do you have any current bonds with your bank? 814 00:27:57.230 --> 00:27:57.830 Kit: I don't know. 815 00:27:57.830 --> 00:28:01.230 Kit: I have my son on the phone because he helps me with my finance. 816 00:28:01.230 --> 00:28:01.860 Scammer: Okay, quick. 817 00:28:01.860 --> 00:28:02.900 Kit: Do I have any bonds? 818 00:28:02.900 --> 00:28:04.630 Scammer: Now, you were looking for just something 819 00:28:04.630 --> 00:28:10.040 that would bring in money every single day, or you prefer weekly? 820 00:28:11.140 --> 00:28:11.740 Linus: Yeah. 821 00:28:11.740 --> 00:28:13.580 Linus: Hi, this is Martha's son. 822 00:28:14.780 --> 00:28:18.150 Mom, I've talked to you about this. 823 00:28:18.150 --> 00:28:22.080 This could actually be a good opportunity; you've been looking for something. 824 00:28:22.080 --> 00:28:23.620 Kit: Alternative investments. 825 00:28:23.620 --> 00:28:24.350 Linus: Yeah. 826 00:28:24.490 --> 00:28:27.260 Kit: Yes, is this an alternative investment? 827 00:28:28.420 --> 00:28:31.630 Scammer: This is a bond like... 828 00:28:31.630 --> 00:28:33.860 Kit: He's not going to connect to our computer, so- 829 00:28:35.460 --> 00:28:40.140 Scammer: You're getting more profit with this trade yourself. 830 00:28:40.240 --> 00:28:42.240 Scammer: You could actually do it yourself. 831 00:28:42.640 --> 00:28:44.570 Linus: Yeah, I don't trust the banks. 832 00:28:45.010 --> 00:28:46.880 Linus: I don't trust the banks, so- 833 00:28:47.140 --> 00:28:49.850 Kit: Same, we're pulling all of our money out of the banks. 834 00:28:50.710 --> 00:28:52.250 Scammer: Exactly; okay, great. 835 00:28:52.410 --> 00:28:55.880 So we're going to be teaching you some strategies on it. 836 00:28:56.020 --> 00:29:03.890 You have a designated licensed advisor, which will be assigned to you after this. 837 00:29:04.430 --> 00:29:04.990 Kit: Okay. 838 00:29:04.990 --> 00:29:06.430 Scammer: Now, I want you to go on a website. 839 00:29:06.630 --> 00:29:09.000 Linus: Are you one of the advisors? 840 00:29:09.100 --> 00:29:10.600 Scammer: No, I'm not licensed. 841 00:29:10.600 --> 00:29:13.100 Scammer: I'm going to assign one after this call. 842 00:29:13.240 --> 00:29:14.300 Kit: Oh, okay. 843 00:29:14.670 --> 00:29:15.270 Linus: Is this... 844 00:29:15.900 --> 00:29:18.270 Scammer: So you need to be licensed before you get... 845 00:29:17.270 --> 00:29:18.270 Linus: What is this scam? 846 00:29:18.270 --> 00:29:21.910 Kit: So he's trying to sell us an investment, like a fake investment platform. 847 00:29:21.910 --> 00:29:23.780 Kit: They actually target Canada specifically. 848 00:29:24.580 --> 00:29:28.150 Kit: So we can talk to him, but he won't connect to our computer; 849 00:29:28.180 --> 00:29:29.950 Kit: so we can bail if we want. 850 00:29:30.090 --> 00:29:34.160 Scammer: ...so I'm just here to pre-qualify, to make sure she's qualified, 851 00:29:34.160 --> 00:29:38.530 to make trades, because some people are not qualified. 852 00:29:38.530 --> 00:29:44.030 Like, for example you're receiving government pension, disability- 853 00:29:44.030 --> 00:29:45.430 Linus: Why wouldn't she be qualified? 854 00:29:45.430 --> 00:29:47.370 I mean, she's got plenty of money in the bank. 855 00:29:47.540 --> 00:29:51.110 And I mean, we're looking for somewhere to put it that it's going to grow for her. 856 00:29:51.110 --> 00:29:53.180 And I mean, realistically, part of this is 857 00:29:53.180 --> 00:29:55.640 estate planning for me as well, right? 858 00:29:55.640 --> 00:29:56.780 Scammer: Well... 859 00:29:58.210 --> 00:30:00.820 Kit: I want everything to be guaranteed to go to my son. 860 00:30:00.820 --> 00:30:05.250 Scammer: ...some people are illegible to like invest; 861 00:30:05.250 --> 00:30:10.990 so whether they multiply the money, they gain profit, 862 00:30:11.030 --> 00:30:13.400 they would have sole possession of it. 863 00:30:13.400 --> 00:30:14.360 Kit: What's your website? 864 00:30:14.800 --> 00:30:18.370 Scammer: It's A-L-P-C-A-P. 865 00:30:18.570 --> 00:30:19.970 Kit: C-A-P? 866 00:30:19.130 --> 00:30:19.970 Scammer: Or... 867 00:30:20.000 --> 00:30:22.140 Linus: Like a cat? Like a kitty cat? 868 00:30:23.640 --> 00:30:27.880 Scammer: Okay, just go on this website, that's course; 869 00:30:27.880 --> 00:30:32.350 that is C-O-U-R-S-E 500 dot com. 870 00:30:32.350 --> 00:30:34.020 Kit: Course 500? 871 00:30:34.120 --> 00:30:39.020 Scammer: C-O-U-R-S-E 500 dot com. 872 00:30:39.050 --> 00:30:41.660 Kit: Well, I'll tell you what, we'll check this out later. 873 00:30:42.120 --> 00:30:43.560 Linus: This looks very complicated. 874 00:30:43.660 --> 00:30:48.060 Scammer: I'm going to guide you on how to make your deposit there. 875 00:30:48.060 --> 00:30:51.930 Kit: Oh we just deposit money right away, it sounds like. 876 00:30:51.930 --> 00:30:53.540 Linus: Oh well, that's convenient. 877 00:30:53.540 --> 00:30:54.840 Linus: Can we do it right from our bank? 878 00:30:54.970 --> 00:30:58.810 Scammer: Do you do have a Visa or MasterCard? 879 00:30:58.910 --> 00:30:59.940 Linus: Oh, uh... 880 00:31:00.080 --> 00:31:00.640 Kit: Yes. 881 00:31:00.640 --> 00:31:02.280 Linus: Yeah, yeah, of course. 882 00:31:03.080 --> 00:31:06.250 Scammer: Okay, so what do you see on your screen? 883 00:31:06.250 --> 00:31:10.420 Kit: I clicked buy package and it has... Python. 884 00:31:10.690 --> 00:31:11.520 Linus: What's Python? 885 00:31:12.390 --> 00:31:13.390 Kit: Is it a snake? 886 00:31:14.060 --> 00:31:17.130 Linus: Well, yeah mom, but I'm sure that you're not buying a snake. 887 00:31:18.960 --> 00:31:20.730 Scammer: So you're going to see something like 888 00:31:20.730 --> 00:31:25.030 Scammer: \"develop your potential with Ultimate Academy\". 889 00:31:25.170 --> 00:31:28.600 Kit: We may have, you may have to call us back too- 890 00:31:29.140 --> 00:31:30.610 Scammer: The course is there. 891 00:31:30.840 --> 00:31:34.310 Scammer: When you see the courses, you go not to Python. 892 00:31:34.310 --> 00:31:35.610 You go down to... 893 00:31:35.610 --> 00:31:35.980 Kit: Trading. 894 00:31:35.980 --> 00:31:36.680 Scammer: Trading. 895 00:31:37.550 --> 00:31:39.150 Kit: Oh, I got you. 896 00:31:39.150 --> 00:31:44.450 Kit: So this is because this website is all just like fake. 897 00:31:42.220 --> 00:31:44.450 Scammer: Can you see where there's trade in? 898 00:31:44.450 --> 00:31:48.860 Kit: So the whole website is fake and it's like they're trying to remain undetected, 899 00:31:48.890 --> 00:31:51.190 Kit: and sell you this fake like investment course, 900 00:31:51.190 --> 00:31:53.500 as if they sell other legitimate courses. 901 00:31:53.500 --> 00:31:57.630 Scammer: ...to trading; and then you should get redirected to- 902 00:31:57.630 --> 00:31:58.700 Kit: But we don't have to talk to this guy. 903 00:31:58.700 --> 00:32:01.740 Kit: They'll call me all day; we can talk to him later if we want to. 904 00:32:01.740 --> 00:32:02.840 Linus: Sure, okay. 905 00:32:02.940 --> 00:32:03.570 Kit: Alright. 906 00:32:03.570 --> 00:32:07.280 You know what? I actually... We have a food in the oven right now. 907 00:32:07.410 --> 00:32:09.310 So you're going to have to call us back. 908 00:32:09.410 --> 00:32:13.010 Scammer: You want to be on the call so I can verify that you are activated. 909 00:32:13.010 --> 00:32:16.380 Kit: Yeah, just call us every 15 minutes for the next three hours. 910 00:32:16.380 --> 00:32:17.920 Kit: Okay? Thank you. 911 00:32:18.950 --> 00:32:23.630 Kit: Alright, so these guys will call all day and just try to get- 912 00:32:23.630 --> 00:32:24.130 Kit: Thanks. 913 00:32:24.230 --> 00:32:26.460 Kit: Try to get us to sign up for investments. 914 00:32:26.460 --> 00:32:28.330 Kit: They're not going to connect to our computer, though. 915 00:32:28.330 --> 00:32:29.860 Linus: Who the f*** are these people? 916 00:32:30.230 --> 00:32:32.470 Kit: It's crazy; they actually have entire- 917 00:32:32.470 --> 00:32:35.540 Sometimes you can hear the call center behind them with music going. 918 00:32:35.670 --> 00:32:39.010 And, like, people cheer when someone signs- It's like a sales floor. 919 00:32:39.310 --> 00:32:40.010 It's crazy. 920 00:32:40.310 --> 00:32:41.710 Linus: Like, where is this-? 921 00:32:41.840 --> 00:32:44.080 Linus: Like, he doesn't, he's not listening to us at all. 922 00:32:43.280 --> 00:32:44.080 Kit: No. 923 00:32:44.110 --> 00:32:46.610 Linus: Like, he's not even trying to have a conversation; 924 00:32:46.610 --> 00:32:47.550 he's literally just- 925 00:32:48.350 --> 00:32:48.850 Kit: Yes. 926 00:32:49.120 --> 00:32:49.520 Kit: Yeah. 927 00:32:49.520 --> 00:32:52.920 But their goal is as soon as- I've actually paid them for a video I did. 928 00:32:52.920 --> 00:32:53.860 I actually signed up. 929 00:32:53.990 --> 00:32:56.290 And then they call you back every day; 930 00:32:56.420 --> 00:33:00.400 and they like constantly are trying to help you like remortgage your home and stuff. 931 00:33:00.430 --> 00:33:02.930 So you can put all of your money into this fake platform. 932 00:33:02.930 --> 00:33:04.570 It's terrifying, it's crazy. 933 00:33:04.830 --> 00:33:05.770 Linus: Wow. 934 00:33:05.900 --> 00:33:09.470 Kit: But he's just like the entry-level sales guy trying to hook you. 935 00:33:08.040 --> 00:33:09.300 Linus: Oh he sure is. 936 00:33:09.670 --> 00:33:11.070 Linus: That was unscripted. 937 00:33:11.070 --> 00:33:11.540 Kit: Hahahahaha. 938 00:33:11.540 --> 00:33:12.070 Linus: So... 939 00:33:12.140 --> 00:33:13.510 Kit: But it helps us get in the- 940 00:33:13.510 --> 00:33:14.440 Linus: Oh, yeah; yeah, yeah. 941 00:33:15.610 --> 00:33:17.280 Linus: You're way better at this than me, man. 942 00:33:17.310 --> 00:33:17.880 Kit: No, you're fine. 943 00:33:17.880 --> 00:33:19.650 Linus: No, you're... seriously. 944 00:33:21.120 --> 00:33:21.550 Kit: You did great. 945 00:33:21.550 --> 00:33:22.180 Linus: Hilarious. 946 00:33:22.180 --> 00:33:22.680 Linus: Okay. 947 00:33:22.820 --> 00:33:24.750 Kit: Because there's actually two separate things that I've done. 948 00:33:24.920 --> 00:33:26.250 This is the software I've built. 949 00:33:26.250 --> 00:33:26.690 Linus: Right. 950 00:33:26.720 --> 00:33:29.190 Kit: But we also have like a fake goose 951 00:33:29.190 --> 00:33:31.260 that runs around the computer and grabs your mouse. 952 00:33:31.390 --> 00:33:32.030 Linus: That's great. 953 00:33:32.130 --> 00:33:32.630 Kit: So- Hahahahaha. 954 00:33:32.630 --> 00:33:34.060 Linus: Why don't you show us a few of those things? 955 00:33:34.230 --> 00:33:34.660 Goose: *Honk* 956 00:33:35.130 --> 00:33:36.770 Linus: Oh, okay; there's a goose. 957 00:33:37.430 --> 00:33:42.040 Kit: So it'll just wander around and cause havoc occasionally; 958 00:33:42.040 --> 00:33:44.240 like, it may grab the mouse and move it away. 959 00:33:44.340 --> 00:33:45.310 Linus: Oh, okay. 960 00:33:45.440 --> 00:33:46.040 Kit: Yeah, he's... 961 00:33:46.070 --> 00:33:47.180 Linus: Thank you for that. 962 00:33:50.150 --> 00:33:51.510 Linus: Agent of Chaos. 963 00:33:52.780 --> 00:33:53.580 Linus: We already unlocked this one. 964 00:33:53.580 --> 00:33:54.050 Kit: Yeah. 965 00:33:54.050 --> 00:33:57.290 Kit: When we type, things will fall from the screen. 966 00:33:57.450 --> 00:33:57.850 Linus: Right. 967 00:33:57.950 --> 00:34:02.220 Kit: This one... oh, I got a request access for- 968 00:34:02.460 --> 00:34:06.090 This will just have like errors pop up on the computer all the time. 969 00:34:06.090 --> 00:34:08.400 Linus: Do these gravity numbers like go away eventually? 970 00:34:08.530 --> 00:34:10.500 Kit: I don't know to be honest with you. 971 00:34:10.500 --> 00:34:11.600 Kit: Hahahahaha. 972 00:34:11.600 --> 00:34:12.500 Kit: I don't think so. 973 00:34:13.670 --> 00:34:14.970 Linus: Okay, so they just pile up. 974 00:34:14.970 --> 00:34:15.400 Kit: Yes. 975 00:34:15.440 --> 00:34:16.040 Linus: Okay. 976 00:34:16.040 --> 00:34:17.670 Kit: It'll make it unusable. 977 00:34:17.870 --> 00:34:19.210 Kit: Oh see, he's got the mouse. 978 00:34:19.210 --> 00:34:21.080 Linus: Oh my God; this is so funny. 979 00:34:21.180 --> 00:34:21.640 Goose: *Honk* 980 00:34:23.750 --> 00:34:24.780 Scammer 2: I'm on a call right now. 981 00:34:24.780 --> 00:34:27.380 Scammer 2: Thank you for calling Venmo; how can I assist you? 982 00:34:27.950 --> 00:34:28.520 Linus: Hi there. 983 00:34:28.650 --> 00:34:33.690 Um, my dad got this invoice in the mail and I've told him so many times, 984 00:34:34.320 --> 00:34:39.060 don't get service done at BestBuy, but he's got this Geek Squad invoice, 985 00:34:39.090 --> 00:34:40.260 and I just want to know what the heck's going- 986 00:34:40.260 --> 00:34:43.130 Linus: Dad, did you take the computer to Geek Squad again? 987 00:34:41.200 --> 00:34:42.330 Kit: I don't understand? 988 00:34:43.130 --> 00:34:45.370 Kit: I haven't done anything with Geek Squad, 989 00:34:45.400 --> 00:34:49.100 and I don't understand why you're charging me money for it. 990 00:34:49.400 --> 00:34:52.710 Linus: Well, because you probably took it there again; I told you before. 991 00:34:52.870 --> 00:34:54.710 Kit: Can you help us get this... 992 00:34:55.040 --> 00:34:56.980 Kit: Can you help us get this canceled, please? 993 00:34:56.980 --> 00:34:58.080 Linus: What's this invoice? 994 00:34:58.380 --> 00:34:59.850 Scammer 2: I can, I can try. 995 00:34:59.850 --> 00:35:01.850 Scammer 2: The invoice that you have received, 996 00:35:01.850 --> 00:35:05.550 it might be for a service that you have took from Geek Squad. 997 00:35:05.550 --> 00:35:10.290 Kit: But I didn't do anything at Geek Squad; my son helps with the computer. 998 00:35:10.290 --> 00:35:13.860 Linus: Well, you told me you didn't do it last time, but you did take it there. 999 00:35:13.860 --> 00:35:16.460 Kit: I didn't... I might have forgot. 1000 00:35:16.530 --> 00:35:20.100 Kit: You know, it's getting harder to remember things, but- 1001 00:35:20.100 --> 00:35:22.800 Linus: How can you not remember somebody coming to your place? 1002 00:35:23.610 --> 00:35:27.640 Kit: I don't remember, I don't remember the last time you came to my place. 1003 00:35:29.780 --> 00:35:33.010 Kit: Can you help us cancel this, sir? 1004 00:35:33.010 --> 00:35:35.280 Scammer 2: Yeah, sure; can you just tell me what is the amount? 1005 00:35:35.280 --> 00:35:36.320 Scammer 2: What is the amount? 1006 00:35:37.290 --> 00:35:39.190 Linus: It's like $300. 1007 00:35:39.290 --> 00:35:43.930 Kit: Yeah, $399 in fact; he doesn't know how to round up. 1008 00:35:45.460 --> 00:35:45.990 Linus: That's not how- 1009 00:35:45.990 --> 00:35:46.790 Scammer 2: Okay, I can help you. 1010 00:35:46.790 --> 00:35:51.800 Scammer 2: I can try to cancel this charge if you just received it from Geek Squad. 1011 00:35:51.800 --> 00:35:55.670 Scammer 2: If there is no service involved and they just send you this charge, 1012 00:35:55.670 --> 00:35:57.010 obviously we'll cancel it. 1013 00:35:57.140 --> 00:35:57.840 Kit: Okay. 1014 00:35:57.840 --> 00:35:58.840 Linus: Okay, that would be great. 1015 00:35:58.840 --> 00:36:00.110 Scammer 2: And make sure you get the funds back. 1016 00:36:00.110 --> 00:36:01.880 Scammer 2: Can you like, 1017 00:36:01.880 --> 00:36:05.510 so it's on your Venmo app you're saying you received this bill? 1018 00:36:06.110 --> 00:36:10.590 Kit: No, it was an email; it was an electronic mail. 1019 00:36:12.250 --> 00:36:13.190 Kit: Is that what you call it? 1020 00:36:13.220 --> 00:36:14.860 Scammer 2: Okay, so through email you know... 1021 00:36:15.060 --> 00:36:17.230 Scammer 2: You know that you received this charge? 1022 00:36:18.390 --> 00:36:18.830 Kit: Yeah. 1023 00:36:18.830 --> 00:36:20.300 Linus: Yeah, he got an email and he sent it to me. 1024 00:36:21.260 --> 00:36:23.160 Linus: And I'm telling him like why do you keep- 1025 00:36:22.260 --> 00:36:24.230 Scammer 2: Okay, but that email is for Venmo? 1026 00:36:24.230 --> 00:36:26.500 Linus: I don't even know if he has a Venmo account. 1027 00:36:26.530 --> 00:36:27.970 Scammer 2: You called Venmo, sir. 1028 00:36:27.970 --> 00:36:30.370 Scammer 2: Like, if that email is regarding Venmo... 1029 00:36:30.370 --> 00:36:31.610 Kit: For some reason he's pretending to be Venmo. 1030 00:36:31.610 --> 00:36:35.980 Scammer: ...you're saying that someone sent you a receipt of $300. 1031 00:36:32.470 --> 00:36:33.410 Kit: We could just say yes. 1032 00:36:36.410 --> 00:36:38.950 Linus: Well, if that's what it is, then I guess that's what it is. 1033 00:36:38.950 --> 00:36:41.150 Kit: Either way, I'm not paying it. 1034 00:36:41.150 --> 00:36:42.120 Linus: We just need the refund. 1035 00:36:42.550 --> 00:36:47.160 Scammer 2: Okay, so he doesn't use Venmo; and where is he checking the email? 1036 00:36:47.160 --> 00:36:48.390 Scammer 2: Is he checking it on your cell phone...? 1037 00:36:48.390 --> 00:36:50.490 Linus: I don't know what he uses at this point. 1038 00:36:50.760 --> 00:36:54.430 Kit: On my computer; the one you set up for me. 1039 00:36:55.360 --> 00:36:56.230 Linus: I wish I didn't. 1040 00:36:56.330 --> 00:36:57.670 Kit: *Laughs* 1041 00:36:59.400 --> 00:37:02.340 Kit: It's a very nice... it's a very nice PC. 1042 00:37:02.470 --> 00:37:06.980 Kit: My son knows a thing or two about computers. 1043 00:37:05.110 --> 00:37:06.980 Linus: It's completely wasted on you. 1044 00:37:10.180 --> 00:37:10.780 Scammer 2: I'll... 1045 00:37:11.880 --> 00:37:14.180 I can provide you the refund, but for that 1046 00:37:14.180 --> 00:37:16.680 we need to send you some code or something. 1047 00:37:16.680 --> 00:37:19.620 Scammer 2: So do you have an Apple device? 1048 00:37:19.750 --> 00:37:23.360 Linus: No, he's on Windows; I wouldn't pay for an Apple device. 1049 00:37:25.290 --> 00:37:28.030 Scammer 2: Okay, are you using an iPhone or an iPad? 1050 00:37:28.030 --> 00:37:28.560 Kit: No. 1051 00:37:28.560 --> 00:37:30.770 Linus: I just said I wouldn't pay for an Apple device man, it's- 1052 00:37:30.770 --> 00:37:34.140 Kit: No, we use... I have a- Is it a Dell? 1053 00:37:34.770 --> 00:37:35.940 Kit: I don't remember. 1054 00:37:36.870 --> 00:37:37.510 Linus: Dell? 1055 00:37:39.770 --> 00:37:42.280 Kit: HP, or Compaq. 1056 00:37:43.210 --> 00:37:45.680 Linus: Does Compaq even exist anymore, Dad? 1057 00:37:46.550 --> 00:37:47.850 Kit: The memories. 1058 00:37:49.950 --> 00:37:52.720 Kit: Sir, can you help or not? I don't want to sit here all day. 1059 00:37:53.820 --> 00:37:55.720 Linus: Well, we need to get the refund. 1060 00:37:58.590 --> 00:38:00.800 Scammer 2: I will get you the refund, 1061 00:38:00.800 --> 00:38:04.200 but for that you need to be registered onto something; 1062 00:38:04.200 --> 00:38:07.140 Scammer 2: like, if your father is not registered on Venmo... 1063 00:38:07.140 --> 00:38:11.210 Kit: He might- If he's pretending to be Venmo he might like want to use Venmo; 1064 00:38:11.240 --> 00:38:12.440 so we can just bail on this guy. 1065 00:38:12.470 --> 00:38:13.010 Scammer 2: ...refund. 1066 00:38:15.110 --> 00:38:18.050 Kit: I don't use Venmo, I just use my computer. 1067 00:38:20.720 --> 00:38:24.420 Scammer 2: Okay, so in order to provide you the refund 1068 00:38:24.450 --> 00:38:27.290 Scammer 2: I need something where I give you the refund, like 1069 00:38:27.660 --> 00:38:28.160 Kit: My bank? 1070 00:38:28.160 --> 00:38:29.420 Scammer 2: Your bank account, maybe? 1071 00:38:29.420 --> 00:38:30.290 Kit: Yes, yes. 1072 00:38:30.290 --> 00:38:31.960 Scammer 2: Yeah, you- Do you do that online? 1073 00:38:31.960 --> 00:38:34.500 Kit: Oh, yes; yes, I do. 1074 00:38:36.430 --> 00:38:37.470 Kit: On my computer. 1075 00:38:36.430 --> 00:38:38.070 Scammer 2: Okay, can you just confirm me the- 1076 00:38:39.630 --> 00:38:41.840 Scammer 2: Can you just confirm me the name of your bank? 1077 00:38:42.000 --> 00:38:44.170 Kit: It's uh, TD. 1078 00:38:44.310 --> 00:38:47.980 Scammer 2: Okay; I'll get you to connect with our server 1079 00:38:47.980 --> 00:38:50.110 and we'll try to provide you the refund. 1080 00:38:50.140 --> 00:38:53.210 Scammer 2: Can you just open Google Chrome on your computer? 1081 00:38:53.720 --> 00:38:55.150 Kit: Uh, okay. 1082 00:38:55.280 --> 00:38:57.290 Linus: No, he doesn't; he doesn't use Chrome. 1083 00:38:58.050 --> 00:38:59.350 Kit: I don't have Chrome. 1084 00:38:59.490 --> 00:39:01.790 Scammer 2: Microsoft Edge, Microsoft Edge. 1085 00:39:01.790 --> 00:39:03.690 Linus: No, it's the green- The green and blue one, Dad. 1086 00:39:04.430 --> 00:39:05.530 Linus: The green and blue one! 1087 00:39:06.190 --> 00:39:06.890 Linus: No, not... 1088 00:39:07.900 --> 00:39:08.460 Kit: Co-pilot? 1089 00:39:08.460 --> 00:39:09.560 Linus: God... To the right. 1090 00:39:12.370 --> 00:39:13.330 Kit: Okay. 1091 00:39:13.470 --> 00:39:15.970 Linus: No, the other click; the left one. 1092 00:39:16.840 --> 00:39:20.210 Kit: Well I'm right-handed, so I always want to right- 1093 00:39:20.380 --> 00:39:22.010 Linus: He doesn't want your life story, Dad. 1094 00:39:23.440 --> 00:39:25.050 Kit: I always want a right-click. 1095 00:39:26.010 --> 00:39:29.320 Can you, Sir can you swap the left and a right-click? 1096 00:39:29.450 --> 00:39:31.890 I don't know if you can do that for me, but... 1097 00:39:32.020 --> 00:39:37.130 I have the- I have the World Wide Web open on the screen. 1098 00:39:37.160 --> 00:39:40.660 Scammer 2: Okay, you just need to search your web address for me; 1099 00:39:40.660 --> 00:39:43.330 it's www. - 1100 00:39:44.730 --> 00:39:45.470 Kit: Okay. 1101 00:39:47.000 --> 00:39:48.900 Scammer 2: UltraViewer.net. 1102 00:39:48.940 --> 00:39:51.810 Scammer 2: It's u as an umbrella, l as in Larry- 1103 00:39:51.810 --> 00:39:53.140 Linus: Hold on, don't click enter; hold on, hold on. 1104 00:39:53.140 --> 00:39:54.580 Linus: \"Pope Francis's final moments\". 1105 00:39:54.910 --> 00:39:55.840 Kit: Oh, poor- 1106 00:39:55.840 --> 00:39:57.680 Linus: Can you save that link for later? I want to read that. 1107 00:39:58.950 --> 00:40:00.180 Linus: Okay; yeah, thanks. 1108 00:40:00.310 --> 00:40:01.520 Linus: Okay sorry, Ultra what? 1109 00:40:00.650 --> 00:40:02.950 Kit: I right clicked on it, now what? 1110 00:40:03.320 --> 00:40:04.190 Linus: You got to- 1111 00:40:04.190 --> 00:40:05.790 Scammer 2: UltraViewer.net. 1112 00:40:05.790 --> 00:40:06.720 Linus: Copy the link. 1113 00:40:06.720 --> 00:40:07.360 Kit: Save link as? 1114 00:40:07.360 --> 00:40:08.360 Linus: No, copy the link. 1115 00:40:08.490 --> 00:40:09.560 Kit: Copy link. 1116 00:40:08.820 --> 00:40:09.560 Linus: Save it as what!? 1117 00:40:09.560 --> 00:40:11.390 Linus: Copy, copy, copy link! 1118 00:40:11.390 --> 00:40:12.190 Kit: Can I print it? 1119 00:40:12.330 --> 00:40:14.760 Linus: I got to increase the font size on this thing. 1120 00:40:15.730 --> 00:40:16.230 Linus: Okay. 1121 00:40:16.360 --> 00:40:19.830 Linus: Alright sorry; Ultra... UltraView? UltraView.com? 1122 00:40:21.200 --> 00:40:22.870 Scammer 2: UltraViewer.net. 1123 00:40:23.540 --> 00:40:26.970 Scammer 2: It's viewer V-I-E-W-E-R. 1124 00:40:24.940 --> 00:40:27.510 Linus: I before E except after C, Dad. 1125 00:40:30.340 --> 00:40:35.520 Kit: Is it UltraViewer.net.org? 1126 00:40:33.350 --> 00:40:33.920 Scammer 2: dot net. 1127 00:40:33.920 --> 00:40:34.420 Linus: Dot com. 1128 00:40:36.020 --> 00:40:36.680 Kit: Dot com. 1129 00:40:36.720 --> 00:40:39.390 Scammer 2: No, it's just dot net, just dot net. 1130 00:40:41.790 --> 00:40:42.660 Kit: Okay, hold on. 1131 00:40:43.360 --> 00:40:45.560 Linus: How do you guys keep a straight face like watching this guy? 1132 00:40:45.990 --> 00:40:46.660 Man 2: I'm not. 1133 00:40:46.790 --> 00:40:48.630 Man 2: I don't think most of us are. 1134 00:40:48.630 --> 00:40:52.670 Man 3: We're just constantly laughing and trying to not fucking laugh and ruin things. 1135 00:40:52.930 --> 00:40:54.540 Linus: It says we can't reach the page. 1136 00:40:54.670 --> 00:40:58.770 Kit: Is that our internet? Is it Threadlocker? 1137 00:40:56.400 --> 00:41:00.640 Scammer: Can you give me *unintelligible* 1138 00:40:58.810 --> 00:41:00.640 Kit: It could be my software too. 1139 00:41:00.680 --> 00:41:01.140 Linus: It's you. 1140 00:41:01.180 --> 00:41:01.640 Kit: Okay. 1141 00:41:02.880 --> 00:41:04.180 Linus: Refresh it, Dad; refresh it. 1142 00:41:04.310 --> 00:41:05.810 Kit: Hold on, I am not sure. 1143 00:41:05.950 --> 00:41:07.110 Linus: No, refresh; F5. 1144 00:41:07.150 --> 00:41:08.680 Scammer 2: And just tell me what you have typed in there. 1145 00:41:11.050 --> 00:41:13.320 Linus: Oh, you- Dad, you typed it wrong. 1146 00:41:13.320 --> 00:41:14.290 Kit: Did I spell it wrong? 1147 00:41:14.420 --> 00:41:15.390 Linus: You spelled it wrong. 1148 00:41:16.260 --> 00:41:17.460 Kit: Ultra... 1149 00:41:17.490 --> 00:41:20.190 Linus: No, not there; in the top bar, not in the search. 1150 00:41:20.190 --> 00:41:23.930 Kit: Well I don't- I like putting it in there because it's bigger, 1151 00:41:23.930 --> 00:41:25.500 and I can see it better. 1152 00:41:26.030 --> 00:41:29.340 Linus: But it doesn't go straight to the page; it goes to the search result. 1153 00:41:29.370 --> 00:41:39.350 Kit: So I'm typing how to find ultraview... E-R dot com. 1154 00:41:35.510 --> 00:41:36.210 Linus: Dot com. 1155 00:41:40.280 --> 00:41:41.580 Kit: No virus. 1156 00:41:46.150 --> 00:41:47.290 Kit: Which one do I click? 1157 00:41:48.760 --> 00:41:51.190 Linus: Click the YouTube video, I think that shows us how to get it. 1158 00:41:51.290 --> 00:41:54.460 Kit: It says how to access computer from anywhere. 1159 00:41:54.830 --> 00:41:55.530 Linus: Oh, perfect. 1160 00:41:56.330 --> 00:41:58.770 Linus: Okay, that's what you need right? Access the computer? 1161 00:41:59.900 --> 00:42:00.700 Kit: I don't know. 1162 00:42:00.800 --> 00:42:04.570 Scammer 2: You need to open the website ultraviewer.net, sir. 1163 00:42:04.570 --> 00:42:08.180 Scammer 2: Just tell me what you have typed in over to the address bar. 1164 00:42:08.540 --> 00:42:09.840 Scammer 2: On to the top. 1165 00:42:10.340 --> 00:42:12.710 Kit: Download free remote. 1166 00:42:19.290 --> 00:42:20.190 Kit: It says... 1167 00:42:20.190 --> 00:42:22.990 Linus: It says remote control tool blocked. 1168 00:42:23.060 --> 00:42:27.090 Kit: Scammers may be trying to access your computer. 1169 00:42:27.800 --> 00:42:28.400 Kit: Wait, what? 1170 00:42:28.400 --> 00:42:31.600 Linus: No, we're trying to get a refund; we're not trying to... 1171 00:42:31.630 --> 00:42:34.570 Scammer: *Munching noises* 1172 00:42:34.600 --> 00:42:39.810 Kit: It says remote control software allows users to access and control your computer. 1173 00:42:39.810 --> 00:42:42.110 Linus: Well, that's what we need, right? He's got to do the refund. 1174 00:42:42.140 --> 00:42:42.810 Kit: Oh, okay. 1175 00:42:42.940 --> 00:42:43.310 Scammer 2: Right. 1176 00:42:44.510 --> 00:42:45.880 Kit: You're not a scammer, are you? 1177 00:42:47.480 --> 00:42:48.180 Scammer 2: No, no. 1178 00:42:48.320 --> 00:42:50.020 Kit: Okay, I trust him. 1179 00:42:52.650 --> 00:42:53.960 Linus: This is taking forever. 1180 00:42:54.020 --> 00:42:54.720 Kit: I forgot I- 1181 00:42:54.720 --> 00:42:56.060 Linus: How long is it going to take to get the refund? 1182 00:42:56.420 --> 00:42:58.630 Kit: I forgot I had that on, so I'll turn it off. 1183 00:42:58.630 --> 00:42:59.590 Scammer 2: First, I need to get you connected sir. 1184 00:42:59.590 --> 00:43:01.800 Scammer 2: You need to download the app ultraviewer. 1185 00:43:02.160 --> 00:43:03.660 Scammer 2: First, get to the website. 1186 00:43:04.430 --> 00:43:06.470 Linus: So basically, the software's great. 1187 00:43:06.470 --> 00:43:08.500 Linus: Okay, hold on. 1188 00:43:08.500 --> 00:43:11.710 Linus: We're going to refresh the page, press F5. 1189 00:43:12.370 --> 00:43:13.140 Kit: Okay. 1190 00:43:13.370 --> 00:43:14.940 Linus: No, not F then 5. 1191 00:43:15.540 --> 00:43:17.240 Linus: At the top! At the top. 1192 00:43:18.550 --> 00:43:21.180 Kit: Okay, I'm pressing F and 5 at the same time. 1193 00:43:21.180 --> 00:43:22.980 Linus: No, at the top, above! 1194 00:43:23.180 --> 00:43:24.150 Linus: No, just move. 1195 00:43:24.290 --> 00:43:25.490 Linus: I'll press it, I'll press it. 1196 00:43:25.620 --> 00:43:28.490 Okay; okay, okay, the page loaded. 1197 00:43:29.260 --> 00:43:30.490 We're at ultraviewer dot- 1198 00:43:30.490 --> 00:43:31.630 Kit: Sir, what are you eating? 1199 00:43:37.030 --> 00:43:38.800 Kit: It sounds like- Are you eating something? 1200 00:43:38.800 --> 00:43:41.270 Kit: Oh, it says ultraviewer remote- 1201 00:43:41.440 --> 00:43:42.140 Linus: Remote desktop. 1202 00:43:42.140 --> 00:43:43.140 Linus: Okay, chat. 1203 00:43:42.140 --> 00:43:43.140 Kit: Remote desktop. 1204 00:43:43.170 --> 00:43:45.770 Linus: Multicomputer? Do we need multicomputer? 1205 00:43:47.480 --> 00:43:48.080 Scammer 2: No, no, no. 1206 00:43:47.480 --> 00:43:50.310 Kit: Ultraviewer helps you control your partner's computer. 1207 00:43:50.310 --> 00:43:51.580 Linus: Click more info. 1208 00:43:50.310 --> 00:43:51.580 Scammer 2: You need to open the website. 1209 00:43:52.250 --> 00:43:54.280 Linus: Oh, pricing; you got to buy it, Dad. 1210 00:43:54.380 --> 00:43:55.980 Kit: I'm not buying another thing! 1211 00:43:55.980 --> 00:43:56.550 Scammer 2: No, no, no. 1212 00:43:56.680 --> 00:43:59.820 Linus: Well, if we get the $400 refund, how much is it? 1213 00:43:59.820 --> 00:44:00.990 Linus: How much is ultraviewer? 1214 00:44:00.990 --> 00:44:01.520 Kit: Let's see. 1215 00:44:02.390 --> 00:44:04.090 Kit: Do we need the light? 1216 00:44:02.390 --> 00:44:05.460 Scammer 2: You don't have to buy it Sir, you just need to hit on download. 1217 00:44:05.460 --> 00:44:06.590 Linus: It's like four bucks. 1218 00:44:05.460 --> 00:44:07.600 Scammer 2: It says free download over there. 1219 00:44:07.700 --> 00:44:15.240 Linus: It says $3 slash M; what's slash M? Is that the mini version? 1220 00:44:15.240 --> 00:44:16.370 Scammer 2: You don't have to buy it. 1221 00:44:16.940 --> 00:44:19.510 Kit: I don't know, it's not Canadian. 1222 00:44:19.510 --> 00:44:20.910 Scammer 2: There is an option, it says download over there. 1223 00:44:21.080 --> 00:44:21.810 Linus: Download. 1224 00:44:21.940 --> 00:44:23.510 Kit: I just see order now. 1225 00:44:22.510 --> 00:44:23.510 Linus: I see order now. 1226 00:44:27.480 --> 00:44:29.950 Scammer 2: At the top, do you see there is an option. 1227 00:44:28.480 --> 00:44:29.950 Kit: We're giving him such a hard time. 1228 00:44:29.980 --> 00:44:30.750 Scammer 2: It says download. 1229 00:44:31.390 --> 00:44:32.650 Linus: Hold on, go back, go back. 1230 00:44:34.320 --> 00:44:35.160 Kit: Yes, it's green. 1231 00:44:35.190 --> 00:44:36.120 Linus: Oh, download! 1232 00:44:36.120 --> 00:44:39.390 Linus: Okay, okay; It downloaded, click open file. 1233 00:44:40.030 --> 00:44:42.500 Kit: Okay, give me one second. 1234 00:44:42.630 --> 00:44:44.430 Kit: Okay, that was ultra fast. 1235 00:44:44.600 --> 00:44:47.300 We might- Oh, I guess after he connects, maybe we- 1236 00:44:47.300 --> 00:44:48.200 Linus: Oh, yeah; we're going to mess with him. 1237 00:44:48.200 --> 00:44:48.770 Kit: Okay, okay, okay. 1238 00:44:48.900 --> 00:44:55.310 Kit: It says \"do you want to allow this app to make changes?\". 1239 00:44:55.310 --> 00:44:56.810 Linus: Who's DucFabulous? 1240 00:44:59.280 --> 00:45:01.250 Kit: Verified publisher DucFabulous. 1241 00:45:01.250 --> 00:45:02.480 Linus: DucFabulous... what's-? 1242 00:45:02.480 --> 00:45:03.120 Kit: Is that you? 1243 00:45:03.120 --> 00:45:04.590 Linus: Do you work for DucFabulous? 1244 00:45:06.420 --> 00:45:08.620 Kit: Are we talking to the DucFabulous? 1245 00:45:12.160 --> 00:45:12.860 Scammer 2: *Hangs up call* 1246 00:45:13.460 --> 00:45:15.560 Linus: Noooooo! I knew that was too far! 1247 00:45:13.460 --> 00:45:15.560 Kit: Hahahahahahahaha! 1248 00:45:15.600 --> 00:45:16.200 Kit: Sorry. 1249 00:45:16.330 --> 00:45:17.360 Linus: Hahaha! 1250 00:45:17.530 --> 00:45:19.870 Kit: Sometimes it's hard to not get carried away. 1251 00:45:20.630 --> 00:45:21.370 Kit: My bad. 1252 00:45:21.740 --> 00:45:25.740 Linus: Hahahaha! What the f*** is DucFabulous CO? 1253 00:45:24.670 --> 00:45:25.740 Kit: Hahahahahaha. 1254 00:45:25.770 --> 00:45:29.640 Linus: Okay; so I'm going to be the, I'll be the caretaker at the home this time. 1255 00:45:29.680 --> 00:45:33.250 Linus: And I had- You're not allowed to have unsupervised calls, 1256 00:45:33.250 --> 00:45:35.380 Linus: but I don't really know anything about tech. 1257 00:45:35.380 --> 00:45:38.750 Linus: So I'm just here to make sure you, I'm here to make sure you don't get scammed. 1258 00:45:39.120 --> 00:45:39.620 Kit: Love it. 1259 00:45:42.620 --> 00:45:45.430 Scammer 3: Thank you for calling Apple Support, can I help you? 1260 00:45:45.430 --> 00:45:46.230 Kit: We'll just say it. 1261 00:45:47.190 --> 00:45:47.860 Kit: Yes, hello? 1262 00:45:50.530 --> 00:45:51.170 Scammer 3: Yes, sir. 1263 00:45:52.030 --> 00:45:53.730 Kit: Sorry, I'm having a hard time hearing you. 1264 00:45:55.300 --> 00:45:56.640 Kit: Can you turn my phone up? 1265 00:45:59.310 --> 00:46:00.840 Scammer 3: How can I help you, sir? 1266 00:46:02.510 --> 00:46:04.510 Kit: So I'm, I got a bill. 1267 00:46:05.680 --> 00:46:08.950 Kit: I got a bill on my- About an Apple. 1268 00:46:08.950 --> 00:46:09.750 Scammer 3: Okay. 1269 00:46:11.520 --> 00:46:13.520 Kit: I honestly don't remember what the scam is. 1270 00:46:13.650 --> 00:46:14.820 Scammer 3: What does it say? 1271 00:46:16.120 --> 00:46:20.690 Kit: It says I got a bill; and I got to pay it, but I don't have an Apple. 1272 00:46:20.690 --> 00:46:24.270 Kit: I have a PC. 1273 00:46:24.500 --> 00:46:26.130 Linus: And I'm just joining the call. 1274 00:46:26.130 --> 00:46:29.000 Linus: Well, I'm, I'm, I'm one of the supervisors here at the home. 1275 00:46:29.000 --> 00:46:35.180 Frank's been, he's been constantly finding these online girlfriends and stuff; 1276 00:46:35.180 --> 00:46:38.680 so I just want to make sure this isn't something like that; is this bill legit? 1277 00:46:38.680 --> 00:46:43.720 Kit: There's a lot of singles in my area that want to meet me, Frank. 1278 00:46:44.350 --> 00:46:46.950 Linus: Frank did you, did you buy something from Apple? 1279 00:46:47.790 --> 00:46:50.390 Kit: No, I don't buy anything from Apple. 1280 00:46:51.230 --> 00:46:52.060 Linus: Are you sure? 1281 00:46:52.190 --> 00:46:53.930 Kit: I have a Microsoft. 1282 00:46:59.770 --> 00:47:04.370 Kit: Is this Microsoft? Ma'am? 1283 00:47:04.370 --> 00:47:07.140 Kit: I might be ruining this one, I'm sorry. 1284 00:47:07.140 --> 00:47:07.610 Kit: So- 1285 00:47:07.610 --> 00:47:08.310 Linus: I think she's gone. 1286 00:47:08.410 --> 00:47:09.040 Scammer 3: Mm-hmm? 1287 00:47:09.740 --> 00:47:12.680 Kit: So I have this bill, but I, I didn't buy anything. 1288 00:47:12.850 --> 00:47:14.680 Kit: Can you help me get my money back? 1289 00:47:14.820 --> 00:47:19.720 Kit: I'm 84 and I live in a retirement community. 1290 00:47:20.420 --> 00:47:22.460 Linus: Yeah; I'm just here to, I'm here to help him; 1291 00:47:22.690 --> 00:47:24.330 are you able to get him his refund? 1292 00:47:27.430 --> 00:47:28.430 Scammer 4: Yeah, who's this? 1293 00:47:29.230 --> 00:47:31.570 Linus: I'm, I'm supposed to make sure that Frank 1294 00:47:31.570 --> 00:47:34.540 doesn't find any more online girlfriends, basically. 1295 00:47:34.540 --> 00:47:37.870 Linus: So he, he just needs to get a refund for this bill that he got, 1296 00:47:37.870 --> 00:47:41.110 but he doesn't remember actually buying anything. 1297 00:47:41.940 --> 00:47:43.540 Kit: I just need my money back. 1298 00:47:45.450 --> 00:47:47.350 Scammer 4: So, so you are two persons, right? 1299 00:47:47.750 --> 00:47:48.550 Kit: Yeah. 1300 00:47:47.820 --> 00:47:48.550 Scammer 4: Together. 1301 00:47:48.580 --> 00:47:51.920 Linus: Yeah, I work at the home where Frank is staying with us for now, 1302 00:47:51.920 --> 00:47:53.550 for a little while longer. 1303 00:47:55.860 --> 00:47:56.720 Scammer 4: Alright. 1304 00:47:56.860 --> 00:47:59.090 Kit: And uh, what you were saying; can you come again, please? 1305 00:47:59.690 --> 00:48:01.330 Kit: My name's Frank. 1306 00:48:03.030 --> 00:48:08.300 Kit: I'm 85 years old, and I have a Microsoft computer 1307 00:48:08.340 --> 00:48:12.740 Kit: but I got a bill from Apple, and I don't want to pay it. 1308 00:48:13.270 --> 00:48:13.810 Scammer 4: Mm-hmm. 1309 00:48:14.510 --> 00:48:15.980 Kit: And so, Henry- 1310 00:48:15.980 --> 00:48:21.050 Scammer 4: Sir you can go, you can go to your nearby Apple store, 1311 00:48:21.750 --> 00:48:23.920 and you can get the help from there. 1312 00:48:23.920 --> 00:48:24.990 Kit: Oh, okay. 1313 00:48:24.990 --> 00:48:25.850 Scammer 4: Right? 1314 00:48:26.590 --> 00:48:30.760 Scammer 4: Because I believe you are so stupid that you think we fall, 1315 00:48:30.760 --> 00:48:31.860 we will fall for you. 1316 00:48:33.030 --> 00:48:33.430 Kit: What? 1317 00:48:33.430 --> 00:48:33.860 Scammer 4: Right? 1318 00:48:33.860 --> 00:48:37.560 Scammer 4: Because we- I know, I know you are a stupid guy. 1319 00:48:37.560 --> 00:48:39.470 Linus: He can't go to the Apple store, though. 1320 00:48:39.470 --> 00:48:40.770 Scammer 4: I know you are a stupid man. 1321 00:48:40.770 --> 00:48:43.770 Kit: I don't know what you're talking about, young man. 1322 00:48:40.770 --> 00:48:43.770 Scammer 4: Listen to me, I know you are a stupid man. 1323 00:48:43.800 --> 00:48:45.640 Kit: If you saw the hat we were wearing. 1324 00:48:45.640 --> 00:48:49.880 Scammer 4: I'm, I'm, I'm more, more f***ing smart than you guys, okay? 1325 00:48:50.040 --> 00:48:51.710 Scammer 4: Just don't, don't, don't do this. 1326 00:48:51.750 --> 00:48:56.320 Scammer 4: We are, we are more, more f***ing smart than you guys, 1327 00:48:56.320 --> 00:48:58.050 that's why you guys are scammed. 1328 00:48:58.090 --> 00:49:00.620 Kit: Well you don't have my money, so there's one thing. 1329 00:49:00.620 --> 00:49:04.430 Scammer 4: Don't do this, don't do this, these cheap tricks. 1330 00:49:04.560 --> 00:49:05.860 Linus: Well, why did you order from them? 1331 00:49:06.730 --> 00:49:07.560 Linus: They're so rude. 1332 00:49:07.560 --> 00:49:09.330 Kit: I thought I ordered from them, but maybe not. 1333 00:49:09.330 --> 00:49:09.830 Scammer 4: *Hangs up* 1334 00:49:09.830 --> 00:49:10.860 Kit and Linus: *Laughs* 1335 00:49:10.860 --> 00:49:11.400 Kit: So... 1336 00:49:12.730 --> 00:49:14.570 Linus: It might help if we know what the scam is. 1337 00:49:14.570 --> 00:49:15.640 Kit: Yeah, that's my bad. 1338 00:49:15.640 --> 00:49:18.410 Kit: Also, that was like the manager; so he probably sends something, 1339 00:49:18.410 --> 00:49:20.510 he might have been listening to the call and been like, 1340 00:49:20.510 --> 00:49:22.210 there's something weird going on, 1341 00:49:22.380 --> 00:49:24.080 these guys are trying to mess with one of my- 1342 00:49:24.110 --> 00:49:26.880 Linus: Just, we're trying to get one to actually get connected to the computer. 1343 00:49:26.880 --> 00:49:28.020 Plouffe: Oh, none of them are... 1344 00:49:28.080 --> 00:49:28.620 Linus: Yeah. 1345 00:49:28.850 --> 00:49:30.420 Kit: We could try it, we could try- 1346 00:49:30.550 --> 00:49:32.820 Linus: And Kit ruined the one that wanted UltraViewer. 1347 00:49:32.890 --> 00:49:33.790 Kit: I know. 1348 00:49:34.320 --> 00:49:36.660 Kit: We can use part of that call I think, but. 1349 00:49:36.660 --> 00:49:36.990 Linus: Oh, yeah. 1350 00:49:37.090 --> 00:49:41.100 Kit: So, one thing we could try to is be a little more- 1351 00:49:41.100 --> 00:49:43.030 Like, let them run the call more in the beginning. 1352 00:49:43.030 --> 00:49:43.900 Linus: Mmm, mhmm? 1353 00:49:43.900 --> 00:49:45.600 Recording: Thank you for calling Zelle, customer- 1354 00:49:45.600 --> 00:49:48.400 Scammer 5: Thank you for calling Zelle, how may I help you? 1355 00:49:49.070 --> 00:49:50.000 Kit: Is this Zelle? 1356 00:49:51.370 --> 00:49:52.110 Scammer 5: Yes, sir. 1357 00:49:52.610 --> 00:49:56.040 Kit: So, I've never used Zelle, is it Zell-e or Zell-ee? 1358 00:49:56.280 --> 00:49:56.640 Scammer 5: Hello? 1359 00:49:56.780 --> 00:49:58.150 Kit: Yes, can you hear me? 1360 00:49:59.350 --> 00:50:00.650 Scammer 5: Yeah, I can hear you. 1361 00:50:00.650 --> 00:50:07.320 Kit: I don't, I got a message saying that I have to pay something through Zelle, 1362 00:50:07.320 --> 00:50:10.290 Zell-ee? And I don't recognize it. 1363 00:50:10.320 --> 00:50:13.360 Scammer 5: Okay, so you want to cancel it, so? 1364 00:50:13.360 --> 00:50:15.260 Kit: Yes, and I have my, 1365 00:50:15.260 --> 00:50:18.530 I have my son with me, too, because I- 1366 00:50:18.530 --> 00:50:22.000 Linus: Dad has Parkinson's, and he can't really use the computer properly, 1367 00:50:22.040 --> 00:50:24.770 so I got to control the computer for him, but- 1368 00:50:24.770 --> 00:50:25.870 Kit: We're on the email- 1369 00:50:25.140 --> 00:50:25.870 Scammer 5: *Hangs up* 1370 00:50:25.910 --> 00:50:27.470 Kit: Oh, he hung up immediately. 1371 00:50:28.040 --> 00:50:32.350 Kit: You can just try that exact number again; and sometimes it might get different. 1372 00:50:32.480 --> 00:50:35.650 The hard part sometimes is like this happens because 1373 00:50:36.680 --> 00:50:39.350 if you introduce another character, sometimes they're like, uh-oh. 1374 00:50:39.490 --> 00:50:41.690 Recording: Thank you for calling Zelle customer support help. 1375 00:50:41.690 --> 00:50:42.190 Kit: You might have to- 1376 00:50:43.360 --> 00:50:45.490 Scammer 6: Thank you for getting connected with the support team. 1377 00:50:45.660 --> 00:50:46.860 Scammer 6: How can I help you? 1378 00:50:46.990 --> 00:50:52.070 Kit: Hi, yes; I got a bill, and I don't recognize it. 1379 00:50:52.770 --> 00:50:54.470 Can we cancel it, please? 1380 00:50:54.770 --> 00:50:57.600 Scammer 6: Alright, could you please let me know what is the order number or, 1381 00:50:57.600 --> 00:50:59.340 like a cancellation ID? 1382 00:51:00.140 --> 00:51:07.750 Kit: It's 4343... LTT. 1383 00:51:10.180 --> 00:51:12.750 Scammer 6: Alright, so you want to cancel this order, am I right? 1384 00:51:13.150 --> 00:51:13.690 Kit: Yes. 1385 00:51:16.160 --> 00:51:17.620 Kit: And all future orders. 1386 00:51:20.330 --> 00:51:20.990 Scammer 6: Alright. 1387 00:51:21.260 --> 00:51:24.360 Scammer 6: *speaking different language* 1388 00:51:25.070 --> 00:51:25.630 Kit: They're talking. 1389 00:51:25.070 --> 00:51:27.030 Scammer 6: Alright, so if you want to cancel this 1390 00:51:27.030 --> 00:51:30.570 I'm going to help you out step by step for the cancellation. 1391 00:51:31.110 --> 00:51:34.070 Scammer 6: Could you please be in front of your computer right now? 1392 00:51:34.780 --> 00:51:36.840 Kit: Okay; okay, yes. 1393 00:51:36.840 --> 00:51:39.550 Scammer 6: And when your computer will be on sir, just let me know okay? 1394 00:51:39.710 --> 00:51:43.120 Kit: What if I like, had trouble getting the computer on and I call you? 1395 00:51:43.950 --> 00:51:47.820 Kit: Okay, just give me a second; I'm going to go walk over to the computer. 1396 00:51:47.960 --> 00:51:50.690 Scammer 6: Alright, go; I'm waiting on the line, sir. 1397 00:51:51.560 --> 00:51:51.990 Kit: Okay. 1398 00:51:52.160 --> 00:51:54.330 Kit: Okay, I'm just logging in. 1399 00:51:54.530 --> 00:51:57.200 Scammer 6: Alright, sir; when your computer is completely on 1400 00:51:57.200 --> 00:51:58.730 and you will be logging in, just let me know. 1401 00:51:58.730 --> 00:51:59.870 Scammer 6: I am on the call with you. 1402 00:51:59.970 --> 00:52:01.870 Kit: I can't figure- I don't remember. 1403 00:52:02.870 --> 00:52:04.100 Kit: Can you hold on a second? 1404 00:52:04.670 --> 00:52:09.840 Kit: Josh!? Josh!? I don't remember how to get on the computer. 1405 00:52:10.780 --> 00:52:11.450 Linus: What? 1406 00:52:11.750 --> 00:52:15.650 Kit: Josh, I have to get- Can you come help with the computer, please? 1407 00:52:15.820 --> 00:52:17.480 Linus: What? Where are you? 1408 00:52:18.650 --> 00:52:23.320 Kit: I have to get my, I have to get my grandson to- 1409 00:52:23.460 --> 00:52:26.630 I don't know if I, I'm having a hard time getting on the computer. 1410 00:52:27.560 --> 00:52:29.530 Kit: I don't know if I forgot the password. 1411 00:52:27.560 --> 00:52:29.530 Scammer 6: No issue, take your time sir. 1412 00:52:30.760 --> 00:52:33.200 Kit: Do you know the password for it, Josh? 1413 00:52:33.770 --> 00:52:38.240 Linus: Yeah, Dad; it's one, two, three, four. 1414 00:52:39.510 --> 00:52:41.440 Linus: Enter; no, not that one, the big one. 1415 00:52:41.580 --> 00:52:41.980 Kit: Okay. 1416 00:52:41.980 --> 00:52:42.440 Linus: There you go. 1417 00:52:42.580 --> 00:52:43.080 Kit: Oh, thank you. 1418 00:52:43.240 --> 00:52:48.380 Kit: Okay, I can see... I can see the computer now. 1419 00:52:49.180 --> 00:52:52.190 Scammer 6: Alright, could you please tell me one thing? 1420 00:52:52.190 --> 00:52:55.020 Scammer 6: Like, your computer is completely on? 1421 00:52:55.660 --> 00:52:58.290 Kit: Yes, it's completely on, I can see... 1422 00:52:58.390 --> 00:52:58.930 Scammer 6: Alright. 1423 00:52:59.730 --> 00:53:00.590 Kit: ...the background. 1424 00:53:00.730 --> 00:53:02.960 Scammer 6: Now, could you please open your browser? 1425 00:53:02.960 --> 00:53:05.200 Like, do you have any browser on the computer? 1426 00:53:05.300 --> 00:53:08.770 Scammer 6: Like Google Chrome, Microsoft Edge, Safari? 1427 00:53:06.600 --> 00:53:08.040 Kit: Do I have a browser? 1428 00:53:09.270 --> 00:53:12.670 Linus: Yeah, you got a browser; it's that one, click that one. 1429 00:53:12.810 --> 00:53:13.410 Kit: Which one? 1430 00:53:13.510 --> 00:53:15.610 Linus: No, next to the yellow one. 1431 00:53:17.910 --> 00:53:18.510 Linus: Yeah, that one. 1432 00:53:18.950 --> 00:53:19.380 Scammer 6: Okay. 1433 00:53:19.480 --> 00:53:19.980 Linus: Yeah. 1434 00:53:19.980 --> 00:53:22.450 Scammer 6: Just wait on the call; I'm telling you the command, okay? 1435 00:53:22.580 --> 00:53:24.380 Kit: Okay, Microsoft Edge. 1436 00:53:25.820 --> 00:53:28.460 Scammer 6: Yeah, just be on the Microsoft Edge. 1437 00:53:28.460 --> 00:53:30.860 I'm telling you the command; give me a second, sir. 1438 00:53:30.990 --> 00:53:31.560 Kit: Okay. 1439 00:53:37.800 --> 00:53:40.230 Kit: Is there going to be a, like LTT browser soon? 1440 00:53:39.500 --> 00:53:40.230 Scammer 6: *Hangs up* 1441 00:53:40.270 --> 00:53:41.540 Kit: Oh, he hung up on us. 1442 00:53:41.540 --> 00:53:43.400 Kit: It could be because we called from the same number, 1443 00:53:43.570 --> 00:53:46.010 and one of the managers was like, wait a second. 1444 00:53:46.170 --> 00:53:49.310 Linus: Man, I'm amazed at how sophisticated their systems are. 1445 00:53:49.310 --> 00:53:53.250 Just like, they have supervisors, and they have like you know, 1446 00:53:53.250 --> 00:53:56.020 monitoring to see if they're being scammed. 1447 00:53:56.520 --> 00:53:57.450 Kit: It's crazy. 1448 00:53:57.450 --> 00:54:01.190 There's actually a whole, like, sub-industry where there's like 1449 00:54:01.190 --> 00:54:05.190 a whole group running ads and sending these emails out. 1450 00:54:05.330 --> 00:54:11.300 Kit: And so scam call centers pay some other third party for all of the leads. 1451 00:54:11.470 --> 00:54:13.870 So sometimes if you call the number multiple times, 1452 00:54:13.870 --> 00:54:16.500 you'll get a different call center, which is what I was hoping for. 1453 00:54:16.640 --> 00:54:18.810 It's... yeah, it's crazy."}