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Yup, just like you, I saw the Minions Wi-Fi routers on Reddit and went,

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well, this can't be real, can they? But then, unlike you, I actually bought them.

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So here they are, Bob and Kevin, ready to turn your Wi-Fi evil. How evil, you ask? Does this answer

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your question? Oh, there's a thing about me. The truth is, there's not a ton of information

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about these other than what the manufacturer publishes on the box. The Bob version is AX1800,

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so this is Wi-Fi 6, while the Kevin version is AXE 5400, so Wi-Fi 6E. Other than that,

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the Kevin version is tri-band, which it has to be to be Wi-Fi 6E, so it's got 2.4GHz support,

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and 5GHz and 6GHz, each at 160MHz channel widths. It has a 2.5GHz uplink port, which

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is not necessarily surprising at this price, but is a little surprising on something that I had

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perceived to be pretty much a novelty item. Typically, they give no thought to performance

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whatsoever, but this clearly does, because all we have to do is flip over one more panel,

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and we see that it also uses an upgraded Qualcomm processor versus the more basic

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dual-core MIPS IA processor on the Bob version, and it's got more, I guess, DRAM. I'm assuming

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Flash DRAM doesn't really mean anything. I think they mean Flash and DRAM, so it has 512MB

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of RAM. This side of the box is also where we find out these are designed by DavoLink,

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a Korean company that's been around since 2000 and specializes in business and education networking.

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We've got a QR code for the installation guide, and then that is about it. And online, you won't

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find much more in the way of information compared to what they tell you on the box. They are mesh

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supported. You could have one Kevin for your internet connection, and then have a whole mesh

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of Bob's connected to them. They had support for WPA3, which we actually did a video over

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online as tech tips recently, and explained why that's very important. And what's included in

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the box is, apparently, all. Now, we're going to need a little bit of clarification on that,

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so why don't we go ahead and get, oh my god, it's so cute. My very own minion. It's not very heavy,

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but a wireless router doesn't necessarily need to be heavy to indicate its quality.

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Oh my god, it's so cute. If you want to connect more than one wired client, you're going to need

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a network switch, so you've got just the one LAN port and the one LAN port. There's a mesh button,

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which I assume is for setup, an LED, which I have to assume lights up the eyes. I really,

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really hope it does. And then, powering. Oh my god, the shoes are rubber.

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The attention to detail, you guys.

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So cute. Even the cable's cute. Look, it's a minion's cable. Not really expecting to find

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anything extra in Kevin's box, but who knows. He does cost $130 compared to just $69 for Bob.

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He's a lot heavier, which highlights that this is a completely different product,

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not just two different versions of the same thing stuffed into a smaller chassis and a larger

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chassis. This feels like it's got some heat sinks in it too. Oh my god, his hair tuft is rubber too.

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Oh, it's probably not the eyes that light up. It's probably this right here. Okay. Oh wow,

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this is a really short Ethernet cable. That's kind of a bummer. Hey, there we go. We've got

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activity LED now. Well, here, let's do the setup. This is pretty simple. Just scan this QR code to

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connect to it and then scan a second QR code. Well, the easy setup kind of broke down here.

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Well, we got there. It turns out that whatever Apple's doing with their default DNS settings

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and Safari on the iPhone, it just doesn't work for this. It works just fine on Android,

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and it works just fine on a desktop or laptop. So let's go ahead and check out this control panel.

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I love that the default admin username is Bob. Come on. How perfect is that?

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Like they really did, they really did put in the work on this one guys. Wait, what? If you reconfigure

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SSID zero, SSID one just shows up. So now I've got Kevin sucks, and I've got Bob underscore one.

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How do I turn that one off? Oh yeah, it's not secured. What is going on right now?

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Was this enabled box here before? No, that enable and disable thing is not here,

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and this apply button that is here in the easy setup is not here in the Wi-Fi settings one.

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Right? Guys, tell me. Tell me what's happening right now. Is that apply?

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The little paper airplane is apply. Wouldn't recommend using the easy Wi-Fi setup. There were

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a couple of concerns we saw raised about the device online. Someone said that it doesn't

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support PPPOE. So if you need that, then I guess the Minion router is not for you. And more importantly,

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a Reddit user pointed out that there's a vulnerability where the Wi-Fi passphrase is

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passed to the UART console in plain text. However, it should be noted that someone would need physical

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access to the device in order to take advantage of that exploit. So once someone's got physical

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access, you're pwned anyway. Enough chit chat though. It's time for the moment you've all been

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waiting for. Is it actually a functioning Wi-Fi router? It's a gigabit connection running into it.

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Half a gigabit. Wow, uploads even better. 500 megabit download, 700 up. Very reasonable.

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But can Kevin do better? I'm not going to bother configuring everything on this one and

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guys, I'm sure there's things we could do to tune things a little bit better,

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but we want to see how these are going to perform out of the box because realistically,

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come on. That is how most people buying a novelty router like this are going to use it.

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All right, not bad. You can see our ISP is delivering a little bit more than gigabit on

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this connection. Unfortunately, UBC is really not giving us good enough consistency in our

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downloads to really draw any kind of reasonable conclusion. Let's move. The testing consistency

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isn't that big of a deal though because under normal circumstances, you're not going to be

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right next to your router anyway and the bottleneck is going to be, you know, what kind of connection

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can you get to it through a wall or whatever. So we're at one wall right now. Let's see how we're

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doing here. Oh, yeah, I don't think the university of British Columbia is the problem here. Wow.

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Okay. So then I just go through this one door. Oh, wow. This is with no wall. Guys, look,

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the set is right there. It's like right there. This is bizarre, guys. Kevin? Kevin?

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Are you okay? It probably switched over to 2.4 when I went on the other side of the door

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and then just didn't grab five gigahertz or six gigahertz again. Oh, that's not good.

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Oh, man, I had not intended to go into Kevin's control panel, but I'm going to have to do that.

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So here's what we're going to do. You're in an apartment and you just don't need 2.4 gigahertz

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and we're just going to turn 2.4 off. So the question we're trying to answer here is can you

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buy one of these for your mom or is she going to call you complaining the second she walks,

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you know, 30 feet away from it or goes into another room if you understand the compromise

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you're making that 2.4 gigahertz isn't going to work. Let's go. Let's go again. Back to the other

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side of the door we go. Okay, moving around doesn't seem to be good for it. Seriously?

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Surprisingly, this fares much better. So the problem is not necessarily the wall

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or the distance. I'm probably about the same distance from Kevin as I was before.

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The issue seems to be the pickup pattern of the antennas. So if you live in like a row home,

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you know, like a three level but like small building, man, perfect. All right, we're back.

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All right, yeah, like we can really see it here. So the problems are twofold. One, switching between

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different bands is handled extremely poorly. Now that could potentially be exacerbated by the

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devices own tendencies, but whoever's fault it is, it's not a good experience with the Minions

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routers. I'm assuming Bob is no better than Kevin. And then problem number two is that the pickup

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pattern on this antenna is, I don't know what word to use to describe it other than inexcusable.

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It worked great upstairs. So it's not that it's completely unable to punch through walls. It's

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that the pickup pattern is really strong vertically. And yeah, it's all it's, it's a can tenna sticking

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out of the top of this thing and really poor horizontally. So at this point in time, I can't

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say that I can recommend the Minions routers for anything other than cuteness factors. So if

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you're in an extremely small space and you just want a cute little Wi-Fi access point, then they're

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great. And if you want performance, then you should probably look elsewhere, like to your

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ISP provided access point compared to these things. Subscribe to ShortCircuit.
