So we came all the way to Kearney, New Jersey,
which I've been informed is pronounced Carney,
so I learned something,
for a collab and studio tour with the legendary MKBHD,
a collaboration that has been in the works since 2013.
But honestly, I've gotta say,
we almost didn't make a video.
I mean, Mark has warned us on the way up
that the place is a little messy right now,
but nothing could have prepared me
for the pigsty that we were heading into.
Especially compared to our studio, which is immaculate.
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So this is it, the MKBHD studio.
Every bit as stylish and immaculate
as it appears in the videos,
at least on the surface.
But we went through here with a fine tooth comb
and found all of it.
All kinds of problems.
I mean, look at this thing.
If you're gonna try and convince me that you vacuum
by having a vacuum on display, right,
when I come through the door,
I mean, at least have vacuumed in the last six months
before we come in here.
Do you have any idea how much lint there is on this carpet?
Holy , fire hazard.
See this screwdriver out of alignment here?
It's not in all the way.
It's like the guy's never heard of a Velcro wrap.
Marques, you gonna try and convince me you need server rails?
The tripping hazard here.
I mean, if you're gonna go to the effort
to make your carpet...
Oh my God.
You're not just cheap, you're lazy.
You have the transition strip.
I just don't have a saw.
Oh my God.
I hope.
Okay.
Okay, empty box.
Everything's okay.
We don't need to call the bomb squad.
This is empty.
Yeah, it ruined all the-
What are you, President Trump now?
You got your executive order,
you got your speech you wrote?
That's actually not a bad idea.
I could use that as a prop.
All right, these are okay.
You're working on a video.
I can respect that.
Yeah. I understand that.
Yeah, okay.
Yeah, what are you cooling with this?
You're cooling your drawer?
Oh, I'm gonna be sick.
Look at that Apple TV.
Okay, dude.
How hard is that, huh?
The RSS cushion and the subscribe cushion,
those are pretty cool.
Are you me?
You're running a Quadro M6000 to play what?
Not a whole lot.
I'll tell you that.
Do you even know how much that graphics card costs?
I'm gonna estimate 4,000.
Okay.
You're somewhere in the neighborhood.
Oh my God.
You don't even respect the position you're in.
Look at this.
You got the 1 million plaque
sitting literally in a pile of garbage.
This is the worst thing I've seen yet, okay?
MKBHD, fake videos.
Look at this desk.
Computer, computer, computer, one monitor.
It's fake.
These are just props to him.
They're just props to him.
Look at this.
These keyboards can't even bother
to put a Velcro cable tie.
This is probably the one that came with it.
Unbelievable.
Oh, wow.
I suppose you're gonna blame Ikea for this too.
Is this Ikea's fault?
Oh my God.
Look at the way the sun has drained the color
out of this packaging.
How old are these?
Ew.
Better if used by July, 2013.
Oh my God.
Everything I knew about you is a lie.
You don't even eat Honey Nut Cheerios.
Not those.
They're just a prop to you.
Now we're getting into the place
where you obviously spend most of your time.
We've got the little shrine to your ego here.
Subscriber counter along with ample supply
of moisturizer and tissues there.
This is MKBHD's corner.
Okay.
He sits and looks at that.
And what else we got over here?
You know what?
I'm not even gonna spend too much time on your desk.
I think the audience has covered this pretty well.
Outdated, overpriced computer and misaligned wall panels.
That's pretty much all there is to say about it.
Okay.
Let's move on to the gear closet.
You don't even have a liner in your garbage can.
Do you have any idea how disgusting that is?
Oh, baby.
We got the mother load.
We got a...
Customized iPhone 6 or 6S.
Looks like a 6 with a...
That is a pretty cool...
Like a metric assload of Nokias.
Got pretty much every phone.
Oh my God!
It's a bomb!
Dude, you can't keep that stuff around.
I couldn't help but-
That's the Note 7.
That's-
One, just one.
That's the most dangerous thing in this entire office.
What if I never plug it in?
You know what's the second most dangerous thing?
Your allergy to cable ties.
You know how expensive they are, Mr. Red cameras?
Look at him.
He puts his red cameras on display,
but he can't buy a Velcro cable tie.
He got fancy MKBHD, a OnePlus cable here.
I'll get started right away.
Okay.
Thank you.
That's better.
Now I hope-
I hope that this inspection hasn't felt
like a criticism of you personally.
No way.
that you're taking it more as like a constructive effort
to help you do better in the future.
I should shop less at Ikea.
You should shop less at Ikea, yes.
And you know, if you ever want,
I would love to take you on a tour of our studio
to show you how it's done, okay?
The real, the real tidy, concise layouts.
I hope this has been a learning experience for you.
Absolutely.
So thanks for watching guys.
If you enjoyed this slightly unconventional tour
of the MKBHD studio, which as you guys have seen
is absolutely fantastic.
It's gorgeous.
Then click that.
Wait, if you liked it, yeah.
If you liked it, then like it and subscribe.
And if you just liked it,
then go ahead and hit that button too.
My feelings won't be hurt
any more than they already are every day.
Also, if you guys really enjoyed the video,
you can check out our merch store,
which doesn't sell shirts like this,
cause this is, that's a company that doesn't exist anymore.
And you can check out our community forum.
Also, if you thought, wow, that studio looks great.
I'd love to see videos shot in that studio every day.
I would say tough shit
because he doesn't make videos every day.
But if you want to see them a couple of times a week,
then head over to youtube.com slash MKBHD.
We'll have that linked below.