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So we came all the way to Kearney, New Jersey,

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which I've been informed is pronounced Carney,

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so I learned something,

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for a collab and studio tour with the legendary MKBHD,

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a collaboration that has been in the works since 2013.

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But honestly, I've gotta say,

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we almost didn't make a video.

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I mean, Mark has warned us on the way up

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that the place is a little messy right now,

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but nothing could have prepared me

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for the pigsty that we were heading into.

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Especially compared to our studio, which is immaculate.

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So this is it, the MKBHD studio.

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Every bit as stylish and immaculate

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as it appears in the videos,

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at least on the surface.

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But we went through here with a fine tooth comb

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and found all of it.

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All kinds of problems.

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I mean, look at this thing.

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If you're gonna try and convince me that you vacuum

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by having a vacuum on display, right,

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when I come through the door,

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I mean, at least have vacuumed in the last six months

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before we come in here.

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Do you have any idea how much lint there is on this carpet?

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Holy , fire hazard.

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See this screwdriver out of alignment here?

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It's not in all the way.

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It's like the guy's never heard of a Velcro wrap.

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Marques, you gonna try and convince me you need server rails?

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The tripping hazard here.

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I mean, if you're gonna go to the effort

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to make your carpet...

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Oh my God.

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You're not just cheap, you're lazy.

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You have the transition strip.

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I just don't have a saw.

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Oh my God.

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I hope.

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Okay.

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Okay, empty box.

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Everything's okay.

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We don't need to call the bomb squad.

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This is empty.

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Yeah, it ruined all the-

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What are you, President Trump now?

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You got your executive order,

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you got your speech you wrote?

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That's actually not a bad idea.

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I could use that as a prop.

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All right, these are okay.

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You're working on a video.

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I can respect that.

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Yeah. I understand that.

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Yeah, okay.

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Yeah, what are you cooling with this?

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You're cooling your drawer?

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Oh, I'm gonna be sick.

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Look at that Apple TV.

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Okay, dude.

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How hard is that, huh?

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The RSS cushion and the subscribe cushion,

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those are pretty cool.

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Are you me?

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You're running a Quadro M6000 to play what?

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Not a whole lot.

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I'll tell you that.

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Do you even know how much that graphics card costs?

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I'm gonna estimate 4,000.

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Okay.

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You're somewhere in the neighborhood.

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Oh my God.

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You don't even respect the position you're in.

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Look at this.

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You got the 1 million plaque

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sitting literally in a pile of garbage.

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This is the worst thing I've seen yet, okay?

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MKBHD, fake videos.

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Look at this desk.

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Computer, computer, computer, one monitor.

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It's fake.

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These are just props to him.

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They're just props to him.

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Look at this.

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These keyboards can't even bother

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to put a Velcro cable tie.

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This is probably the one that came with it.

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Unbelievable.

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Oh, wow.

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I suppose you're gonna blame Ikea for this too.

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Is this Ikea's fault?

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Oh my God.

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Look at the way the sun has drained the color

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out of this packaging.

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How old are these?

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Ew.

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Better if used by July, 2013.

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Oh my God.

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Everything I knew about you is a lie.

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You don't even eat Honey Nut Cheerios.

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Not those.

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They're just a prop to you.

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Now we're getting into the place

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where you obviously spend most of your time.

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We've got the little shrine to your ego here.

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Subscriber counter along with ample supply

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of moisturizer and tissues there.

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This is MKBHD's corner.

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Okay.

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He sits and looks at that.

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And what else we got over here?

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You know what?

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I'm not even gonna spend too much time on your desk.

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I think the audience has covered this pretty well.

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Outdated, overpriced computer and misaligned wall panels.

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That's pretty much all there is to say about it.

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Okay.

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Let's move on to the gear closet.

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You don't even have a liner in your garbage can.

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Do you have any idea how disgusting that is?

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Oh, baby.

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We got the mother load.

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We got a...

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Customized iPhone 6 or 6S.

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Looks like a 6 with a...

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That is a pretty cool...

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Like a metric assload of Nokias.

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Got pretty much every phone.

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Oh my God!

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It's a bomb!

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Dude, you can't keep that stuff around.

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I couldn't help but-

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That's the Note 7.

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That's-

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One, just one.

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That's the most dangerous thing in this entire office.

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What if I never plug it in?

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You know what's the second most dangerous thing?

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Your allergy to cable ties.

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You know how expensive they are, Mr. Red cameras?

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Look at him.

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He puts his red cameras on display,

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but he can't buy a Velcro cable tie.

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He got fancy MKBHD, a OnePlus cable here.

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I'll get started right away.

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Okay.

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Thank you.

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That's better.

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Now I hope-

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I hope that this inspection hasn't felt

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like a criticism of you personally.

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No way.

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that you're taking it more as like a constructive effort

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to help you do better in the future.

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I should shop less at Ikea.

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You should shop less at Ikea, yes.

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And you know, if you ever want,

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I would love to take you on a tour of our studio

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to show you how it's done, okay?

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The real, the real tidy, concise layouts.

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I hope this has been a learning experience for you.

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Absolutely.

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So thanks for watching guys.

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If you enjoyed this slightly unconventional tour

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of the MKBHD studio, which as you guys have seen

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is absolutely fantastic.

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It's gorgeous.

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Then click that.

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Wait, if you liked it, yeah.

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If you liked it, then like it and subscribe.

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And if you just liked it,

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then go ahead and hit that button too.

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My feelings won't be hurt

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any more than they already are every day.

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Also, if you guys really enjoyed the video,

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you can check out our merch store,

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which doesn't sell shirts like this,

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cause this is, that's a company that doesn't exist anymore.

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And you can check out our community forum.

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Also, if you thought, wow, that studio looks great.

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I'd love to see videos shot in that studio every day.

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I would say tough shit

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because he doesn't make videos every day.

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But if you want to see them a couple of times a week,

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then head over to youtube.com slash MKBHD.

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We'll have that linked below.
