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heroes in the thing oh yeah we should talk about youtube heroes

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hey guys i don't know what the next one is

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oh no no i'm done filming now no no no

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good try go try it i'm done filming uh i hope i hope everything's working

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everything's working right welcome to the lance show

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oh man it has been an intense week

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between me and luke we scripted 11

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no 12 12 videos this week okay you did a lot then

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uh holy crap what the hell

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uh because i did four yeah okay

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i have been i appreciate that you bundled me in that fully but just to add

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some context i'm trying to i'm trying to make sure four is a lot just so people

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like understand four is like four is okay so we do WAN Show every week that's

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one of our seven weekly LTT uploads yeah um so if each luke and i do three then

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that covers everything we need to do for the week yeah because that's our six

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uploads so if we produce 12

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in a week then what that means is that in the event that Linus's wife

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who was induced this morning

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gives birth in the next 18 or so hours

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like she did last time she was induced what's happened just like how it's

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supposed to work then we will have a full additional week

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based on what we produced this week a full additional week of content that

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will allow Linus to spend some time with his brand new baby yeah that

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that is uh and then if i keep we're at

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four a week then we'll only rot at two videos a week

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as time goes on yes which is not that bad so maybe so maybe i will be able to

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take some time it's really funny like i never actually take

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my kind of vacation time like since i started working at ncix i

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think i've taken one time off that i would actually consider to be a vacation

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and it was like it was like early on in the days when basically i like got home

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and i was living with my girlfriend's parents and we would like get home and

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play team fortress 2 like my life really wasn't that hard anyway yeah yeah um but

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since then it's always been like some trip from hell to asia

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with two infants or like uh when i've had a child

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so i i think i took about seven work days off when i had my daughter

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um but this time the plan is and this has actually been kind of incredible

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like our team is now 15 strong as of the new

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salesperson that we've added who starts not monday but the following monday okay

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now 15 strong and the team is now structured such that i'm hoping to take

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two to three weeks off to enjoy with my new child to be fair out of all of those

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new hires from three people to 15 people

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you haven't added anyone that's going to help with what you do

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the core on LTT no yeah on super fun and

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on techwiki i have okay but super fun used to be a much smaller commit yes and

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but technically yeah was a lot of work for me yeah yeah although we didn't do

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three to four tech quickies a week the way that we do now and they were

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yeah the original one oh okay the

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original original ones i think they were just a little low

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hanging i don't think they're necessarily bad they were just very low hanging they were very low hanging they

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were low hanging like the balls of a potent stallion actually no

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stallion balls are actually kind of tight to the body

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so i like what has good thing what has low hanging balls

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i'm sure twitch chat knows twitch chat can please please let us

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know twitch what are we even do do we have topics preferably no longer low

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hanging balls i can i can get us some topics here uh there's one

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okay for topics today yahoo confirms

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a 500 million account breach

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for people who will never even know that this breach occurred because let's face

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it they are not that twitch twitch savvy internet savvy yeah they have yahoo

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accounts yeah moving on total biscuits tumor is down 50 in size

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that is excellent news that is so good is it it's okay i know because of like a

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new treatment and stuff and that's after a very small amount of sessions i know

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that inoperable means that it cannot be

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operated but is it operable if it can be operated on

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i would assume so i don't know but english is stupid and

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medical stuff gets crazy so you've got that combination i don't know

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okay i mean flammable and inflammable same thing

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so like rip english yeah uh what else we got palmer lucky is

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financing trump memes so well they're more like anti-hillary

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memes well we'll get into it sure yeah yeah and apple patents a paper bag

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so yep maybe you can store your is it a

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lunch bag is it because it could have an apple in it oh

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that's not even funny that's not even like an aw damn

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that's just stupid that's okay i really appreciate you like

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no worries

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sorry

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videos week normally i would have to put those

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little graphics in there which is why a lot of the time it wasn't done

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so that's a thing okay

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well it's done now so good job Colton

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so yahoo has confirmed 500 million accounts breached we have uh article

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from i believe the one tell me to post that in twitter journal i got it already

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here i'll share luke screen boom there you go

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oh twitch section twitch section there we go

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so yeah at least 500 million user accounts um they're probably taking a

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little bit away from that for like people that haven't actually accessed

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their yahoo account for the last six years i think 500 million accounts

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i mean is that not like is that the entire population of north america

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more than that canada has like 35 million the states

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has like 335 million or so like 330 340. i don't

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know how many people live in mexico but like it can't be that many

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like holy crap yeah is this is this the biggest account ever

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potentially yeah yeah i guess because we don't fully know

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how every single one of them has gone then we don't technically know if it is

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the biggest but it is potentially the biggest

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i mean do 500 million people have yahoo accounts how many of them are dead like

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how many of them have passed away but yeah like actually people who have

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passed away a lot of these are probably people who like oh when i was 10 i made

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an email account called like sephiroth xxx 69 boy

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and now i have replaced that with my real name and then at yahoo like there's

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probably a lot of those going on frighteningly enough sephiroth porn is

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probably a thing i just i remember like when i was

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younger and into video games it seems like every second dude that i ran past was like xxx sephiroth xxx it's just

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like the the big and the small yeah yeah the big x's in the middle yeah i

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know you know what was your like i'm a little kid email okay i'm gonna do

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Yvonne's first okay so Yvonne's was

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sweetheart09 oh man at hotmail.com oh

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man with underscore sweet underscore heart underscore zero nine and her

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display name always had like those things with the assassins

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it's amazing that i ever fell in love with her because that's terrible

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um with that said um

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my cringe like first email address is

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muumuu underscore the underscore cow at hotmail.com

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yeah someone actually acquired it from me like really later on down the line

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like it went inactive and like someone got it otherwise

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i would have kept it i totally would have kept that you know quite frankly my

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new one is not that much better but it's

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funnier if you like get the joke yeah um i mean i don't even care i don't even

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monitor anymore i just keep it more out of sentimental value than anything else

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so i'll tell you guys what it is but it's the underscore peanuts underscore gallery

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it's just so long hotmail.com it's really long it's hard to type but what's

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funny about it and the thing okay this is important to me both of my email

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addresses were unique they did not have numbers at the end of them because

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especially 10 years ago there was really no excuse for that come up with

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something original don't be sephiroth no

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69696969 because all the other six nines were taken okay um so they were both

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unique and the peanuts gallery is actually pretty funny because

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you know my personality of being loud and outspoken and sometimes wrong

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is uh is is directly sort of like it is

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kind of similar to what we what you would expect from the peanut gallery who

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i i forgive me if i have the origin of the

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term wrong but it dates back to i think shakespearean times when the peanut

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gallery was the standing audience in the theater the the poor people who like

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left a lot of peanuts um peanut remains left on the floor so

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like they were kind of like and they would like they would yell during the show they were uncouth um so so i called

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myself the peanut gallery and then i'm the peanuts gallery because my name is

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one of the characters in the comic strip penis by charles schultz Linus so i was

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like ha ha i am so clever this is unique no one else would ever want this email

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also because it's so damn long yeah okay so what's your cringe email uh

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pretty bad i technically didn't make it but i was totally down with it and used

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it uh ladiesboy54

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54 was my 80s boy i didn't want to use man because i was

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too young i didn't self-identify as a man at that

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point in time i self-identified as a boy oh i'm so triggered right now so it was

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yeah ladies but apparently i was into older women because i used ladies

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instead of girls uh well girl's boy 54 just doesn't

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really even mean anything sounds a little weird yeah yeah so it was it was

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lady yeah ladies boy 54.80 at hotmail.com yeah that was uh i i

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actually tried to get it back i remember when i finally abandoned it i just made

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its password something crazy so no one would ever get into it and then now it's just gone i tried to like get it back

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the other day and like see what i used to do i don't even remember

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what brought this on anyway i'm i'm definitely curious what ladies boy 54.

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like why were you trying to get it the other day no not the other day oh like

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like quite some time i don't remember when but like i went back to try to like

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oh can i get my old email back all the older women in the audience are

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freaking out by the way because they're like they have a chance

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now oh all the older women like my mom

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she could be freaking out right now probably because she's embarrassed um

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but yeah there's there's probably an extreme lack of that currently watching

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yeah but yeah that was uh that was my old

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email oh that's funny hooray have we even covered a topic yet oh yeah the

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yahoo thing oh that's excellent okay good um

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so i don't know we haven't actually really talked about any of the details

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of the breach so i guess

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oh the reason my laptop is running so poorly is that heaven still thought it

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was like running on an external monitor or something oh oh that's

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that's very inconvenient guy who believes that the hackers are no longer

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in its corporate network that's probably good um the company said that it didn't

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believe that unprotected passwords payment card data or bank account

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information had been affected um

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okay do they say what was affected

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yeah i'm trying to figure that blah blah blah investigating claims blah blah blah

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blah blah blah blah blah blah blah it's unlikely to affect the terms of the

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verizon deal so that's good even though

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they said that they weren't aware of any security

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breaches on september 9th the intrusion happened in late 2014.

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so by now like oh man

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wow basically they didn't even really start

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investigating until july when yahoo was started looking into claims by hackers

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who were offering to sell 280 million yahoo usernames and passwords

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they said that the information for sale wasn't legit though and eventually

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determined that they had been breached by a state-sponsored actor

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so we'll we'll kind of stay tuned i guess and see how many of

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our grandparents should probably change their yahoo account passwords and my

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girlfriend stop using that email she uses yeah yeah

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why you know like i i like subtly roasted

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her for this like a like while ago on the WAN Show

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but now like come on my aunt who has been retired for the

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last five years uses hotmail at least hotmail's even better though i know yeah

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like you're you're on the outlook platform and stuff now like that's fine it's just an uh

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it's just an older name yeah

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ah man it's garbage that's disappointing

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all right researchers lead the way

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towards a method of unhackable internet

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communication okay gray nuts oh

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oh yeah no okay so i see where this is going so quantum state

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kind of internet networking stuff is iffy because if you try to intercept it

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uh before it gets to its destination the data inside will change so

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it could be hacked sort of but they won't get what

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you were trying to send if that makes sense and there would

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still be means of part of the problem is that the the use of the word

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hack has become so perverted from the from the actual

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definition that because like a very effective attack in

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this scenario could be to hit everything and make it

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so that each side can't communicate with each other properly because everything

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that's going in each direction is scrambled yes or another

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hack could be as simple as installing screen recording software on

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someone else on someone's computer and intercepting the data that way you don't

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have to you know be all like csi

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like intercepting transmission re-transmitting

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it's upside down now yeah way to go if you didn't get that way to go i tried i

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can't see it because that's not the only means of hacking and lots of forms of

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hacking including social engineering hacks will very much still exist and

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this will do absolutely nothing to

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at all helpful social engineering is not hacking yeah it constantly gets used in

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that way we call it that like you know oh Linus's twitter got hacked

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no no in the purest sense of the word Linus's

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twitter account was compromised yep but it was not hacked

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because calling it a hack would be giving the folks involved in that far

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too much credit credit yeah

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all right so anyway um basically it's a group from the university of calgary

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that teleported the quantum state of a photon to a location 6.2 kilometers away

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using fiber optic cable researchers in shanghai sent states of

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photons 14.7 kilometers across that city

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so they believe that widespread adoption of quantum teleportation technology

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could usher in a new era of unhackable internet communication

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the first step though is figuring out how to send that quantum information

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over the vast distances we're talking not a few kilometers

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of fiber optic networks that span the entire globe although like internal land

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connections at extremely secure facilities using this could be pretty

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cool that would be pretty cool yeah um

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basically i mean

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hmm so okay so most of it is kind of what we

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covered earlier yeah the rest of it is like pretty techy speak but pretty much

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pairs of particles are linked together through unique properties or states

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and then that means that only the two parties who have the entangled particles

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can read the information sent between them which is pretty cool hackers trying

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to eavesdrop would introduce detectable anomalies and the two parties could

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abort their communication so this is the kind of thing that i see

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being more like a military thing

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within any kind of like reasonable period of time reasonable period and

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i i don't know if it would ever make its way to like your wi-fi router for a

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number of reasons um so don't just consider like oh rob these guys are

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saying that technology isn't going to advance like that's not necessarily what

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we're saying there could even be legal reasons the government likes to have

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ways to sniff on your stuff so they literally might not make this

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possible for you they can sniff my stuff anytime they want it won't smell good

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but that's their problem it might smell good we just get a shower it's all right

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all right this is freaking hilarious um

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so incredibly not surprised haven't we been saying this for so long

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i i actually it's you know what it's not something that we've like ranted on but

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it's definitely something that we have talked about internally a lot yeah turns

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out facebook was inflating their video

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view stats for two years

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miscalculation uh likely led to an overestimated viewing time of 60 to 80

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percent oh my god

00:19:07.440 --> 00:19:12.960
that's insane

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this was according to a letter sent to an ad buying agency that was reviewed by

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the wall street journal so basically

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facebook has been trumpeting that they are the the next

00:19:24.720 --> 00:19:31.440
destination for online video that they get x number of

00:19:30.160 --> 00:19:35.200
views like you look at any video on facebook it has a view counter under it

00:19:33.440 --> 00:19:37.679
and they've been saying that yeah so they've been saying that they are like

00:19:36.960 --> 00:19:44.320
like you know closing in on youtube for the most

00:19:41.360 --> 00:19:48.880
viewed online video platform and nibbly blobbity blub but the truth of the

00:19:46.559 --> 00:19:53.200
matter is that the way that they're counting

00:19:50.640 --> 00:19:57.919
is ridiculous i mean they auto play the video

00:19:56.080 --> 00:20:01.120
as you scroll through and i can't remember actually nick light is the

00:19:59.679 --> 00:20:04.720
expert on this stuff i kind of wish he would come down and take my spot here

00:20:03.280 --> 00:20:09.280
because he'd be able to say a lot more about it than i would but i think that

00:20:06.960 --> 00:20:13.520
facebook so so youtube counts a view after i think it's something to the tune

00:20:11.200 --> 00:20:18.000
of 15 to 30 seconds facebook is almost immediate facebook's is like two seconds

00:20:16.000 --> 00:20:22.480
so youtube is kind of looking at it where they've had a lot of data over the

00:20:19.600 --> 00:20:26.960
years finding out uh how long it takes to capture a viewer

00:20:24.559 --> 00:20:30.880
and if you watch for under that amount of time it considers that you didn't

00:20:29.200 --> 00:20:34.960
capture the viewer yes so that's not a view and it doesn't count it yeah if you

00:20:32.640 --> 00:20:38.400
watch for a significant enough time so you're past the average

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time that people would bail if they're not that interested then it counts as if

00:20:40.480 --> 00:20:46.240
go ahead you got my chair i was literally i literally just finished a meeting and turned on the lan show and

00:20:44.480 --> 00:20:51.039
Linus looked i wish nick would come downstairs and take my chair

00:20:48.559 --> 00:20:54.880
okay sure so anyway what do i need to talk about uh facebook

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views compared to youtube views how they're calculated

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it's funny because i've been saying this forever no i know yeah like because you

00:21:04.000 --> 00:21:10.000
you have it standard that adds or that videos autoplay

00:21:07.919 --> 00:21:12.880
make people disable it so grandma watches every single video that's on her

00:21:11.760 --> 00:21:18.320
timeline watches um because technically i'm not

00:21:15.200 --> 00:21:20.799
exactly sure how facebook counts a view

00:21:18.320 --> 00:21:25.120
i know on youtube it's something to the tune of a number of seconds i don't know

00:21:22.720 --> 00:21:29.520
what the number of seconds is but if facebook is saying that one

00:21:27.200 --> 00:21:34.000
second is one view and they're auto playing on

00:21:32.000 --> 00:21:38.720
pretty much anyone who's not slightly tech savvy's timelines

00:21:36.720 --> 00:21:42.880
then that's a lot of views that are not actually views

00:21:41.039 --> 00:21:48.480
so anyway it's just like it's something that i've been talking

00:21:44.559 --> 00:21:50.240
about internally here for a long time um

00:21:48.480 --> 00:21:54.880
that i was speculating essentially that facebook may have been over inflating

00:21:52.159 --> 00:21:59.200
their view numbers and it appears that that may have in fact been allegedly

00:21:57.520 --> 00:22:05.120
correct yeah by by the tune of 60 to 80 apparently

00:22:02.240 --> 00:22:08.640
which is hilariously awesome because i i actually personally hate

00:22:06.720 --> 00:22:12.720
facebook video and that's not just because like we're youtube people it

00:22:10.320 --> 00:22:16.159
just sucks it's just like the amount of times that i'm like oh okay i actually

00:22:14.640 --> 00:22:19.600
do want to watch this and then the player just like fails

00:22:18.000 --> 00:22:24.880
it's like what oh and that's like

00:22:21.840 --> 00:22:28.400
sorry is it 60 to 80 percent inflation

00:22:24.880 --> 00:22:30.880
on view number or view through duration

00:22:28.400 --> 00:22:30.880
do we know

00:22:32.240 --> 00:22:39.919
estimated viewing time of 60 to 80 percent

00:22:37.360 --> 00:22:45.360
like how and like that's the main metric that youtube is even going for right now

00:22:42.880 --> 00:22:51.200
what's actually great about that is that that doesn't even address the ridiculous

00:22:48.720 --> 00:22:56.799
view counts then yeah right so view counts could be 300 percent

00:22:54.320 --> 00:23:01.039
higher yeah a thousand percent higher so like i was saying if they're counting

00:22:58.320 --> 00:23:05.360
every single second if if every person who watches the video for one second

00:23:02.559 --> 00:23:05.360
counts as a view

00:23:05.600 --> 00:23:12.240
you could easily be looking at hundreds of percent inflation on view numbers so

00:23:10.960 --> 00:23:15.840
this is all speculation and allegedly and

00:23:14.480 --> 00:23:21.600
disclaimers i'm sure they're not going to exactly publish all this kind of stuff but this is how it feels like it

00:23:18.880 --> 00:23:24.880
works from like affirmative the second i saw that they started to do autoplay i

00:23:23.520 --> 00:23:29.039
was like oh they're trying to push up numbers yeah

00:23:26.720 --> 00:23:32.400
that's the only reason yeah i mean i guess they could argue that

00:23:30.480 --> 00:23:36.960
it's for convenience sake i would actually love it if facebook became more

00:23:34.799 --> 00:23:40.320
of a legitimate video sharing platform it'd be great because we kind of need

00:23:39.039 --> 00:23:46.080
something that properly competes with youtube we we tried doing it consistently for like

00:23:43.919 --> 00:23:49.200
a while and we should still be doing it consistently

00:23:47.760 --> 00:23:53.679
but um we're not always doing it consistently um

00:23:51.360 --> 00:23:57.760
and that is a lot in many cases due to the fact that it's

00:23:55.600 --> 00:24:03.360
so sporadic yeah like it's so dependent on

00:24:00.480 --> 00:24:08.720
not only just keywords and and likes and all that like it is on youtube um

00:24:06.480 --> 00:24:11.440
but it's so dependent on whether people are sharing it

00:24:10.080 --> 00:24:15.679
because if you don't get a share it's like well this video got three hundred views

00:24:13.919 --> 00:24:18.880
yeah and if you get a couple of you get a share and that person has 400 friends

00:24:17.440 --> 00:24:24.159
and all their 400 friends scroll down their newsfeed then it's like oh wow there's 400 more views even though one

00:24:22.799 --> 00:24:29.600
percent of those people were actually interested i think seven gamers has like

00:24:26.320 --> 00:24:31.120
over a million views on facebook

00:24:29.600 --> 00:24:35.360
because it got shared and some of our normal videos have like

00:24:33.039 --> 00:24:37.840
a thousand so like

00:24:38.240 --> 00:24:44.240
what am i supposed to do like anyway

00:24:42.320 --> 00:24:48.720
oh man so i mean to be clear it's not like they're

00:24:46.799 --> 00:24:52.640
getting busted on this and they were still trying to hide it they did come

00:24:50.720 --> 00:24:55.760
clean i mean this came from a letter they sent to an ad buying agency

00:24:54.799 --> 00:25:01.679
although i wonder if they're coming clean because they needed

00:24:58.880 --> 00:25:06.559
some kind of reason for why advertising on facebook video performs so poorly

00:25:04.960 --> 00:25:10.640
do you know what i mean maybe they're just proactively kind of

00:25:08.559 --> 00:25:14.640
addressing it so that no one digs further and kind of goes

00:25:12.400 --> 00:25:17.440
like if a million people watch this and like

00:25:15.440 --> 00:25:22.480
one person orders the new dyson miracle vacuum or whatever like

00:25:20.640 --> 00:25:27.440
really one out of a million like you know we run banner ads that are more

00:25:25.039 --> 00:25:31.520
effective than that really oh that's a dig um

00:25:29.679 --> 00:25:36.320
so anyway speaking of youtube though should we jump down to youtube heroes

00:25:33.440 --> 00:25:39.520
let's definitely do youtube heroes you know what's so funny about the name of

00:25:38.480 --> 00:25:48.720
this is that it's exactly like the condescending

00:25:46.320 --> 00:25:53.360
derogatory term that someone would use

00:25:51.039 --> 00:25:57.120
for people you're a hero who white knight around on the internet reporting

00:25:55.679 --> 00:26:03.520
stuff youtube heroes it's like good job hero

00:26:00.799 --> 00:26:11.679
you reported a video that had a bad word in it good for you now to be clear i do

00:26:07.360 --> 00:26:13.520
think that the youtube heroes program uh

00:26:11.679 --> 00:26:19.200
has the potential to offer a lot of benefit to the youtube

00:26:16.559 --> 00:26:22.960
community at large and we'll go ahead and we'll fire up the the youtube heroes

00:26:21.440 --> 00:26:26.960
page here so you guys can have a look at it it's a google support page here

00:26:25.039 --> 00:26:32.960
but there is also like everything google does like how do

00:26:29.440 --> 00:26:35.120
they not oh look they're in

00:26:32.960 --> 00:26:40.320
they are the most this needs like this could be very cool if what happened was

00:26:37.679 --> 00:26:45.120
when enough heroes flag something it gets manual actual person oversight

00:26:43.039 --> 00:26:48.960
afterwards that's not going to happen but if that did happen that could be

00:26:47.440 --> 00:26:53.039
actually kind of cool and i don't understand why google doesn't understand

00:26:50.799 --> 00:26:56.559
this because they are the internet companyist

00:26:54.480 --> 00:26:59.360
of internet companies like

00:26:58.559 --> 00:27:04.960
okay no they do have a physical product okay

00:27:02.640 --> 00:27:08.400
technically google glass is a physical product in chromecast and chromecast is

00:27:07.120 --> 00:27:13.520
okay so they do have physical products audio but all of their physical products are

00:27:11.760 --> 00:27:18.880
our internet okay our internet is that even i don't really

00:27:15.760 --> 00:27:21.840
think so don't worry about

00:27:18.880 --> 00:27:21.840
whatever okay

00:27:22.000 --> 00:27:30.159
they're like they were like forged in the fires of mount internet okay

00:27:27.039 --> 00:27:32.159
and they've got the internet ring okay

00:27:30.159 --> 00:27:35.679
the bring ring bus token ring

00:27:33.360 --> 00:27:40.159
i'm trying to bring this back not happening topology

00:27:38.080 --> 00:27:46.159
what are we talking about ring topology okay basically there's no excuse for google

00:27:43.600 --> 00:27:52.880
to implement things that appear to internet denizens like us

00:27:50.640 --> 00:27:57.200
as though they've never seen the way online communities interact before yeah

00:27:55.760 --> 00:28:03.840
so people will people will become heroes for the

00:28:00.720 --> 00:28:06.720
sole purpose of trolling

00:28:03.840 --> 00:28:10.399
the crap out of people h3h3 actually said it in a really interesting way if

00:28:08.159 --> 00:28:15.039
you go to the youtube heroes video page and you see the ludicrous amount of

00:28:12.640 --> 00:28:20.159
dislikes and then you look down a little bit further and you notice that youtube

00:28:17.120 --> 00:28:23.120
has disabled comments on the video

00:28:20.159 --> 00:28:27.200
uh ethan pointed out that if you're scared of those people those are very

00:28:25.679 --> 00:28:31.440
directly the people that are going to enter this program and are going to

00:28:28.880 --> 00:28:35.279
troll the crap out of you and everyone else on this platform

00:28:33.279 --> 00:28:40.880
so we haven't actually explained what it is yet which we should probably do so

00:28:37.679 --> 00:28:44.640
heroes level up like does this just feel

00:28:40.880 --> 00:28:46.320
like an executive with gray hair like

00:28:44.640 --> 00:28:50.080
was sitting in a boardroom the kids these days they like the video games and

00:28:48.480 --> 00:28:53.520
there's the in the video games there's the hero right and you and the hero

00:28:52.159 --> 00:28:57.039
levels up you get experience and then you you yeah you level up and then

00:28:55.360 --> 00:29:01.279
becomes more powerful and gains abilities oh interesting yeah we should

00:29:00.080 --> 00:29:08.480
gamify the most boring part of the entire platform moderating it yeah okay so

00:29:05.760 --> 00:29:11.360
that's what it's for uh heroes also there are other bits and these bits are

00:29:10.559 --> 00:29:16.080
cool if you subtitle things

00:29:14.080 --> 00:29:19.279
you can get like points towards your hero thing and subtitling things is

00:29:17.679 --> 00:29:25.200
awesome and i think there's something else i was going to go through the whole list okay

00:29:23.120 --> 00:29:29.520
so here goes level up by doing what he said sharing their

00:29:27.600 --> 00:29:33.120
knowledge effectively with other users on the youtube help forum is another big

00:29:31.440 --> 00:29:38.720
one um by flagging inappropriate videos that's

00:29:36.159 --> 00:29:41.919
where the problem lies and each type of contribution is worth a certain number

00:29:40.559 --> 00:29:46.240
of points so accurate reports of videos that violate

00:29:43.919 --> 00:29:51.600
community guidelines is one point contributing a subtitle edit that gets

00:29:48.880 --> 00:29:55.760
published is another point answering a user question on the youtube help forum

00:29:53.919 --> 00:29:58.399
with a comment selected as the best answer is 10

00:29:57.440 --> 00:30:03.919
points so they don't have captions in there are they considering subtitles the same as

00:30:02.399 --> 00:30:06.840
captions because those are actually adding captions and subtitles to videos

00:30:05.919 --> 00:30:13.360
are both um and i know but then it says down below when it says actually earn points

00:30:10.799 --> 00:30:17.200
it says contributing a subtitle edit that gets published equals one point

00:30:15.600 --> 00:30:20.960
i'm pretty sure they mean captions and subtitles i think for the purposes of i

00:30:19.600 --> 00:30:26.559
actually i think there is a subtle difference between them but i don't remember what it is i

00:30:24.880 --> 00:30:31.600
think is that captions are native language and

00:30:29.039 --> 00:30:35.279
subtitles can be either i think i'm not that sounds right to me that's what i

00:30:33.120 --> 00:30:38.480
was going to say i think okay so maybe we're right and if we're not then twitch

00:30:37.039 --> 00:30:43.919
chat will yell at us but i'm not looking at it right now so i don't care i'm gonna look i care about you all right so

00:30:42.240 --> 00:30:48.080
it's currently in beta it's subject to change um effectively you can unlock

00:30:46.480 --> 00:30:54.000
rewards which is kind of here let's go ahead and

00:30:50.080 --> 00:30:56.399
unlock rewards so hero levels level one

00:30:54.000 --> 00:31:02.640
become a hero zero to nine points you can access the heroes dashboard and join

00:30:58.720 --> 00:31:05.279
the community a level two hero

00:31:02.640 --> 00:31:10.000
learns at that exclusive workshops and can take part in hero hangouts like can

00:31:07.520 --> 00:31:12.799
you imagine that would be even worse than being in like a student government

00:31:11.760 --> 00:31:17.200
meeting closed captioning is like listening to a

00:31:14.880 --> 00:31:21.600
video for the deaf in subtitles is just

00:31:19.440 --> 00:31:25.120
yeah but effectively they're both texts at the bottom they

00:31:22.880 --> 00:31:27.200
usually look different so sub closed captioning usually has a black

00:31:26.240 --> 00:31:30.159
background and subtitles usually are like uh like a

00:31:29.279 --> 00:31:34.880
um a black drop shadow on white text like it's sort of weird yeah it's it's just i

00:31:33.520 --> 00:31:40.640
don't think that's enough of an answer but yeah but there you go can you

00:31:37.200 --> 00:31:41.600
imagine like being in a hero hangout

00:31:40.640 --> 00:31:46.480
like just i'm hanging out with all the people who moderate like i'm not saying that

00:31:44.880 --> 00:31:51.760
inappropriate content on youtube is a good thing and i'm not saying like it doesn't need to be moderated and i'm not

00:31:49.279 --> 00:31:56.480
i'm also not saying that in the very very long term with properly vetted

00:31:54.159 --> 00:32:00.559
heroes this program has the potential to be better than an

00:31:59.039 --> 00:32:05.519
automated system so i'm not saying any of those things i'm just saying that

00:32:02.320 --> 00:32:08.720
there is so much room for human error

00:32:05.519 --> 00:32:10.720
that didn't exist before and people who

00:32:08.720 --> 00:32:13.840
sit around and moderate youtube videos might be nerds apparently people a few

00:32:12.880 --> 00:32:18.799
people have actually said that we're right with subtitles and captions okay cool

00:32:16.320 --> 00:32:24.000
uh level three you get access to super tools and this is where it gets scary

00:32:20.960 --> 00:32:25.039
you only need a hundred points how

00:32:24.000 --> 00:32:29.760
easily could you abuse the system to get a

00:32:27.760 --> 00:32:33.600
hundred points on this an insane thing too is like if you think about it you

00:32:32.000 --> 00:32:38.000
could have your friends not to fuel the fire more

00:32:35.519 --> 00:32:42.720
you could have have your friends ask a question on the youtube ten questions

00:32:40.640 --> 00:32:46.320
that's it you get 10 points and you can even make them look pretty legit as long

00:32:44.240 --> 00:32:49.840
as the person just selects best answer and it looks pretty legit

00:32:48.559 --> 00:32:57.919
10 points that's right and then you get to mass

00:32:53.200 --> 00:33:00.880
flag abusive videos which is like

00:32:57.919 --> 00:33:05.600
terrible so we've actually already had some flags come in yeah uh so i think uh

00:33:03.760 --> 00:33:08.720
the issue that someone flagged us first completely irrelevant these come in

00:33:06.799 --> 00:33:12.960
every once in a while and it's fine because youtube i believe has changed

00:33:10.799 --> 00:33:17.039
the procedure on them i used to have to dispute them individually and my

00:33:15.200 --> 00:33:23.039
inaction would lead to the video being pulled um but people have said that um you can

00:33:20.799 --> 00:33:26.880
flag a video saying that it must have closed captioning

00:33:24.559 --> 00:33:30.320
if it originally aired on tv in the united states

00:33:28.480 --> 00:33:34.320
that's like a rule so people can flag it saying i think

00:33:32.320 --> 00:33:38.559
this video must have closed captioning and it used to be that i would get my

00:33:35.919 --> 00:33:43.200
monetization removed if nothing else on those videos if i didn't demonstrate

00:33:41.039 --> 00:33:47.039
that my video was not a tv show at some point in time and i'm sitting here going

00:33:44.559 --> 00:33:51.760
this is ridiculous so we i think we got hit with a mass flag of those already

00:33:49.279 --> 00:33:55.840
okay i'm just kind of like okay that's fairly minor i guess

00:33:53.600 --> 00:33:59.919
at level four you get to sneak preview product launches and contact youtube

00:33:57.679 --> 00:34:03.760
staff directly which is amazing because it took me until a year and a half ago

00:34:02.240 --> 00:34:07.519
to have direct contact with youtube staff that might be bad because it might

00:34:05.279 --> 00:34:11.200
call the system uh and getting closer to youtube a thousand plus points means you

00:34:09.280 --> 00:34:17.599
can test products before release and apply for the heroes summit which sounds

00:34:14.480 --> 00:34:19.440
like the most boring possible place you

00:34:17.599 --> 00:34:22.960
could ever go but you know what

00:34:21.280 --> 00:34:26.879
power to you if you're into that sort of thing

00:34:25.119 --> 00:34:30.480
i mean maybe they'll bring like like celebrity youtubers to the summit or

00:34:28.960 --> 00:34:33.599
something so you could meet pewdiepie or whatever like i don't know

00:34:32.000 --> 00:34:37.359
youtube has the kind of money that would allow them to i don't

00:34:35.359 --> 00:34:41.119
like this though yeah i mean i know pewdiepie needs the

00:34:39.119 --> 00:34:44.960
money the super he releases a lot of videos like trolling the crap out of

00:34:43.200 --> 00:34:48.560
youtube because they keep doing stupid stuff

00:34:46.399 --> 00:34:52.079
yeah fair enough so i mean basically it's

00:34:52.560 --> 00:34:58.240
maybe eventually it's like so many you know what

00:34:55.919 --> 00:35:02.920
okay it comes back to exactly the same conversation i was having about the way

00:35:00.000 --> 00:35:07.680
that they were cracking down on non-advertiser-friendly content

00:35:05.200 --> 00:35:11.040
right now it's terrible give it another couple of years and they'll probably

00:35:09.200 --> 00:35:14.000
have worked out the kinks but that doesn't change the fact that this is

00:35:12.240 --> 00:35:19.520
going to create a lot of unnecessary busy work for people who are just trying

00:35:16.480 --> 00:35:21.280
to use the platform legitimately and

00:35:19.520 --> 00:35:26.880
running around and pinning like you know

00:35:23.680 --> 00:35:29.200
merit badges on people for reporting

00:35:26.880 --> 00:35:32.640
stuff that you know might not technically be within the community

00:35:30.640 --> 00:35:36.320
guidelines but like come on

00:35:34.240 --> 00:35:40.800
just you know it's grow like the community guidelines are

00:35:38.800 --> 00:35:44.079
you could pull down a lot of content on youtube based on the community

00:35:42.000 --> 00:35:47.920
guidelines and it would in my opinion destroy a lot of you know the things

00:35:46.480 --> 00:35:52.800
that people were whining about with the whole uh advertiser safe policies thing

00:35:50.400 --> 00:35:57.359
like um like it could destroy a lot of the free

00:35:54.800 --> 00:36:00.320
speech and openness of youtube to have people running around flagging anything

00:35:58.960 --> 00:36:03.839
that offends them a lot of a lot of community guidelines

00:36:02.160 --> 00:36:07.920
are in place so that if you go far enough

00:36:05.520 --> 00:36:11.760
they can hit you with a book not necessarily so they can actually be

00:36:09.680 --> 00:36:15.119
enforced 100 all the time for everyone yeah

00:36:13.839 --> 00:36:21.599
so yeah this is great 53 nt 13 nt great username

00:36:20.480 --> 00:36:25.520
uh says hall monitors yes

00:36:24.079 --> 00:36:31.119
that is youtube has basically implemented a hall

00:36:28.560 --> 00:36:37.359
monitor system which was always terrible which was always terrible

00:36:34.000 --> 00:36:39.280
so sjw report system yeah like basically

00:36:37.359 --> 00:36:43.680
that seems to be what we're looking at that sounds like the most boring summit

00:36:41.359 --> 00:36:47.599
that anybody could be at what would be its purpose do you go around and meet

00:36:45.440 --> 00:36:50.079
other people who like abusing moderation powers

00:36:51.520 --> 00:36:58.000
i think in the right community getting like

00:36:55.920 --> 00:37:01.200
we call them moderators actually like on our community forum but getting together

00:36:59.359 --> 00:37:04.960
community leaders is what i would think of them as more like yeah and it could

00:37:02.880 --> 00:37:08.880
be cool when you have that it's a contained community that's supposed to

00:37:06.640 --> 00:37:12.880
generally be about one thing and you have a relatively small compared to the

00:37:10.880 --> 00:37:18.640
entirety of youtube subset of users and there's essentially one category it is a

00:37:15.119 --> 00:37:20.960
tech forum yes these guys are just like

00:37:18.640 --> 00:37:24.320
go on youtube and look at whatever you want and click the buttons like uh i

00:37:23.359 --> 00:37:30.079
don't know like if you don't understand the humor of a channel and they're doing like

00:37:28.160 --> 00:37:34.320
satire or something that's a little bit edgy and then you decide to flag it

00:37:32.800 --> 00:37:39.200
because you're like this is bad content you don't realize it's a joke

00:37:37.520 --> 00:37:42.720
that could go bad and i am not just salty that i do not have any hall passes

00:37:41.839 --> 00:37:47.119
okay and that i was not selected for student

00:37:45.040 --> 00:37:51.680
body president okay

00:37:48.320 --> 00:37:53.280
i wasn't ever student body president

00:37:51.680 --> 00:37:57.359
i was only hillary was student body president and i never went and they got

00:37:55.839 --> 00:38:01.760
really sad about it but i didn't actually apply they just put me on the student council so i was like i'm not

00:38:00.320 --> 00:38:06.720
going and they're like you have to go i was like i'm not going there's no way i would

00:38:05.040 --> 00:38:11.119
ever do this i wouldn't even want you on student council why

00:38:08.800 --> 00:38:15.680
because rude you'd be all like you'd be all like we need more

00:38:12.960 --> 00:38:18.800
more showers at the school we

00:38:17.359 --> 00:38:25.359
nope we had enough there you got enough there we don't have enough here we should get showers here ah see

00:38:22.480 --> 00:38:29.599
see exactly what i was afraid of let's do ad spots squarespace

00:38:28.160 --> 00:38:36.400
you could make a website about a shower if you wanted if we did enough squarespace spots maybe we could afford

00:38:33.280 --> 00:38:39.119
luke's shower that is why squarespace no

00:38:36.400 --> 00:38:44.000
that is not why squarespace squarespace lets you build a beautiful website that

00:38:41.440 --> 00:38:47.599
looks great at your computer on your phone or in the shower similar to how

00:38:46.400 --> 00:38:52.720
you would look great on your phone you get out of the shower on the new iphone 7.

00:38:50.160 --> 00:38:56.400
yeah that's water resistant thank you water i appreciate it see that see that

00:38:55.440 --> 00:39:01.440
right there that's me listening to you buddy um they

00:38:59.119 --> 00:39:05.680
offer 24 7 support via live chat and email it's only 12 bucks a month to

00:39:03.920 --> 00:39:10.640
start and you get a free domain if you buy squarespace for the year

00:39:08.480 --> 00:39:15.119
all their websites include a commerce module a free online store and cover

00:39:13.520 --> 00:39:21.280
pages a feature that lets you set up a beautiful one-page online present in

00:39:18.000 --> 00:39:23.760
just minutes maybe your page is like a

00:39:21.280 --> 00:39:26.800
shower and as you scroll down you go further down the shower and the whole

00:39:25.359 --> 00:39:30.320
time you're like oh my goodness there's gonna be a person and then you have an

00:39:29.119 --> 00:39:35.920
iphone underwater that would actually be kind of a funny website yeah just like like

00:39:34.079 --> 00:39:40.079
you know those ones where it's like racist like it's a big image yeah and

00:39:37.680 --> 00:39:42.960
you just see like this the slit yeah and like it could just go down down down is

00:39:41.920 --> 00:39:48.560
there going to be a dick is there going to be a dick is it going to be a dick no it's an iphone 7. yeah

00:39:46.480 --> 00:39:53.040
i like that yeah we should someone someone should make that website wrong

00:39:50.480 --> 00:39:56.640
squarespace yeah and if they did so then they wouldn't have to pay for the first

00:39:54.640 --> 00:40:02.079
14 days because squarespace offers a free trial um that lets anyone try it

00:39:59.680 --> 00:40:06.480
see how easy it is to use before buying and deciding to use offer code when to

00:40:04.480 --> 00:40:10.640
save 10 when they decide that that website really needs to be on the

00:40:08.240 --> 00:40:18.000
internet forever because it's an important piece of artwork

00:40:14.000 --> 00:40:20.880
speaking of important pieces of artwork

00:40:18.000 --> 00:40:25.760
tools are not really art and ifixit makes tool kits

00:40:24.400 --> 00:40:30.720
that someone put away improv someone put away them properly and this is my kit but it

00:40:29.200 --> 00:40:34.320
was in the workshop so uh oh i don't know what happened there

00:40:33.200 --> 00:40:38.560
are all the pieces there are you gonna have to rage face all the pieces it looks like all the

00:40:37.280 --> 00:40:41.119
pieces are good but are they in the right spots i've had people put my kit

00:40:40.320 --> 00:40:46.000
back with the pieces not in the right spots and i'm like i'm sitting here looking at

00:40:43.839 --> 00:40:50.480
going okay like the kits are great everything is clearly labeled it is you

00:40:48.000 --> 00:40:56.160
can you can obviously tell what goes where this is the 64-bit driver kit so

00:40:54.000 --> 00:40:59.440
it won't run on Windows xp but as long as you've got Windows vista or later or

00:40:58.000 --> 00:41:03.520
actually technically there was a Windows xp x64 edition but it was terrible no

00:41:01.520 --> 00:41:07.520
one used it no one used that i actually did run it for a little while did you

00:41:05.040 --> 00:41:11.520
did it it worked oh yeah most people i know of that had it it like crashed a

00:41:09.520 --> 00:41:15.599
lot and stuff i it was actually stable on my machine cool yeah yeah it was it

00:41:13.440 --> 00:41:19.599
was one of those things anyway ifixit has

00:41:17.760 --> 00:41:24.079
what do they have they have great they have guides for diy electronics repair

00:41:22.000 --> 00:41:26.880
whether it's your whether it's your imac your tablet your phone whatever the case

00:41:25.839 --> 00:41:33.040
may be i have saved enough using ifixit guides

00:41:30.480 --> 00:41:37.280
to tear down machines and often repair them in ways that cost me very little

00:41:35.040 --> 00:41:41.920
money that i could easily have afforded to buy myself an army of ifixit repair

00:41:40.000 --> 00:41:46.800
kits not that i need one because all ifixit repair kits are backed by their

00:41:43.920 --> 00:41:49.520
lifetime warranty in fact my ifixit repair kit my original one that i bought

00:41:48.720 --> 00:41:54.560
over holy crap i've had it for three and a half years now LMG is almost four years

00:41:52.880 --> 00:42:00.560
old it's weird right yeah i know it's actually really close to yeah usually yeah like soon anyway my original one

00:41:58.240 --> 00:42:05.359
still worked so well that i fixed it had to yell at me and tell me to stop using

00:42:02.720 --> 00:42:09.680
it on camera because it's old and outdated and they're supposed to be i'm

00:42:07.839 --> 00:42:13.680
supposed to be doing sponsor spots for the new one but my old one still works

00:42:11.760 --> 00:42:20.160
exactly perfectly in every way we're getting closer to me

00:42:16.480 --> 00:42:20.160
working with you for six years

00:42:21.040 --> 00:42:25.839
then whoa then nothing i guess but we're

00:42:24.720 --> 00:42:29.280
getting close we're getting close to that i was thinking like all my previous

00:42:27.760 --> 00:42:33.359
jobs combined but that's not actually quite true yet we're getting we'll get

00:42:31.119 --> 00:42:38.079
there we're gonna get this yeah um also in the pro tech tool kit which is the

00:42:35.200 --> 00:42:41.440
one that we actually have these awesome embroidered ones that they sent us which

00:42:39.680 --> 00:42:44.560
is why i know that someone put it back in the workshop when they took it from

00:42:43.599 --> 00:42:49.839
me yep um so they've got like esd safe

00:42:48.079 --> 00:42:52.400
tweezers hey you still have all your covers for your tweezers and stuff

00:42:51.119 --> 00:42:55.520
you're doing good yeah they've got little pokers and prodders and prying

00:42:54.240 --> 00:42:59.920
tools they've got their other prying tools the suction cup the esd strap that

00:42:58.560 --> 00:43:03.760
doesn't look like it's ever been taken out along with the other the little

00:43:01.839 --> 00:43:07.520
spatula thing and the other like pry tool that's it's great the tweezers and

00:43:05.680 --> 00:43:12.000
stuff have been used but yeah that has never been taken most of what you need

00:43:09.680 --> 00:43:16.079
to work on pretty much any small device is included in the kit and i can't say

00:43:14.400 --> 00:43:20.079
enough about how much time and money i've saved with ifixit kits and i have

00:43:17.839 --> 00:43:23.119
to say the first kit or at least the last kit that we had i don't know if

00:43:21.200 --> 00:43:26.800
that's technically the first kit was great but this one is a lot easier to

00:43:25.520 --> 00:43:30.720
keep things tidy within the kit and that's actually

00:43:29.119 --> 00:43:35.040
really cool so you can get the all-new protec tool

00:43:33.280 --> 00:43:39.599
kit it's not really that new anymore but my notes are old and get going on your

00:43:37.520 --> 00:43:43.920
next fix hacker rebuild by just heading over to ifixit.com

00:43:41.359 --> 00:43:46.400
Linus to save five bucks on a purchase of ten dollars or more and they have a

00:43:45.119 --> 00:43:51.440
lot more than just the toolkits they have like replacement gaskets for like

00:43:49.200 --> 00:43:54.640
imacs like they have replacement parts uh the things that you'll break when you

00:43:53.040 --> 00:43:59.520
take something apart they a lot of the time have stuff that'll allow you to actually put things back together which

00:43:57.440 --> 00:44:03.520
is really helpful all right

00:44:00.720 --> 00:44:10.640
moving on to our next topic we actually have not covered a lot of topics today

00:44:06.880 --> 00:44:12.400
um we've done like three

00:44:10.640 --> 00:44:18.000
okay so the original article here is from thedailybeast.com polymer lucky the

00:44:15.520 --> 00:44:23.520
facebook near billionaire secretly funding trump's meme machine

00:44:22.640 --> 00:44:30.240
yeah so basically he is providing financial

00:44:27.359 --> 00:44:36.000
backing and it's apparently he has confirmed this to the daily beast

00:44:33.280 --> 00:44:41.839
he is providing financial backing for a group that circulates dirty memes about

00:44:38.960 --> 00:44:48.079
hillary clinton even going as far as to buy physical billboard space

00:44:44.640 --> 00:44:49.200
for a meme about how hillary is too big

00:44:48.079 --> 00:44:55.599
to jail and that's the that's the one that's in the uh

00:44:52.880 --> 00:44:58.960
the image right here yeah nimble america

00:44:58.079 --> 00:45:04.160
now whether or not this is even legal is is

00:45:02.079 --> 00:45:09.359
actually kind of a gray area right now because under the u.s tax code something

00:45:07.440 --> 00:45:13.520
something nimble america can't spend more than 50 percent of its

00:45:11.520 --> 00:45:17.200
resources backing a candidate unless it

00:45:15.359 --> 00:45:21.520
also does all these other things or something something etc

00:45:19.119 --> 00:45:24.160
but the fact that it's happening at all basically he's so he's putting money

00:45:23.200 --> 00:45:29.920
behind an unofficial donald trump group dedicated to posting and

00:45:28.160 --> 00:45:35.520
circulating internet memes maligning hillary clinton i mean what is this

00:45:32.400 --> 00:45:38.640
i i kind of think that people should

00:45:35.520 --> 00:45:41.920
probably put a little bit more

00:45:38.640 --> 00:45:44.000
uh investment into these two particular

00:45:41.920 --> 00:45:48.079
lines that are actually quotes from him the first one is i've got plenty of

00:45:45.920 --> 00:45:53.040
money the second one is money is not my issue i thought it sounded like a really

00:45:50.000 --> 00:45:54.880
jolly time if you look back and do a

00:45:53.040 --> 00:45:59.119
little bit more deeper searching instead of just taking this article and a couple

00:45:56.960 --> 00:46:03.359
other ones at the surface go far enough back there's pro bernie

00:46:02.400 --> 00:46:08.960
tweets on his twitter retweets tweets from himself all that

00:46:06.720 --> 00:46:13.520
kind of stuff he was pro bernie in the background in the back

00:46:11.520 --> 00:46:19.359
when bernie was still running i guess and i kind of think what's happening now

00:46:16.960 --> 00:46:22.720
is he's just like welp my horse is out of the race time to just be a supreme

00:46:21.440 --> 00:46:26.800
troll and he's literally just doing what he

00:46:24.880 --> 00:46:31.440
says in that quote where it says money is not my issue i thought it sounded

00:46:28.319 --> 00:46:34.880
like a really jolly good time

00:46:31.440 --> 00:46:36.960
i think bernie is out so he's just like

00:46:34.880 --> 00:46:40.720
let's burn some fires and have some fun and troll and have a jolly good time i'm

00:46:38.800 --> 00:46:44.800
not trying to defend his actions i just think that's helpful right now i just

00:46:42.319 --> 00:46:48.400
think that people are taking it as something that it isn't and you can

00:46:46.640 --> 00:46:53.520
still be mad and pitch forkey over what i just said i don't care i just think

00:46:51.599 --> 00:46:58.319
that that's probably more where it's coming from and it also seems like more

00:46:56.000 --> 00:47:03.359
like a thing that he would do let's just troll around

00:47:01.359 --> 00:47:07.440
i generally don't like trolling i'm not trying to defend this yeah i'm saying i

00:47:05.280 --> 00:47:11.119
think this is the more accurate way to appreciate what's happening this is a

00:47:08.960 --> 00:47:13.359
really immature move um

00:47:12.240 --> 00:47:19.359
and i mean it shouldn't surprise me that much the guy is really young

00:47:17.119 --> 00:47:21.920
and i think his estimated net worth based on some of the articles i was

00:47:20.800 --> 00:47:26.079
reading when i was looking into this something like 700 million dollars

00:47:24.400 --> 00:47:30.240
i don't think anyone knows exactly how much you got paid from the facebook bio

00:47:28.079 --> 00:47:32.880
but it was a lot and

00:47:31.280 --> 00:47:37.359
i i think like is he just

00:47:34.560 --> 00:47:43.040
is he just like cranky and bored like is that what this comes down to

00:47:40.800 --> 00:47:48.640
uh yeah i kind of think so like i don't

00:47:45.839 --> 00:47:52.319
actually know obviously because we only have the

00:47:50.400 --> 00:47:55.839
quotes that are out there but i think he's looking at

00:47:54.160 --> 00:48:01.520
this selection as honestly what it is which is a complete

00:47:59.119 --> 00:48:06.000
mess in like every possible way you can look at it uh

00:48:03.280 --> 00:48:08.000
rock and hard place yeah and just going like

00:48:07.119 --> 00:48:13.520
well let's just screw around because obviously everyone else is screwing

00:48:11.520 --> 00:48:17.280
around so i'm gonna do it the way i do it which is by tossing some

00:48:15.760 --> 00:48:20.960
money around and having fun with the internet

00:48:19.280 --> 00:48:23.920
and you can you can all judge that however you please

00:48:24.000 --> 00:48:30.160
oh man yeah the uh the twitch chat is just like

00:48:28.640 --> 00:48:34.640
this this is great why don't you guys report on mark cuban who's going after

00:48:32.160 --> 00:48:41.440
trump every day no one goes after trump

00:48:38.240 --> 00:48:46.160
trump creates the trumpness

00:48:41.440 --> 00:48:49.680
like you don't have to go after trump

00:48:46.160 --> 00:48:52.319
all right like but then like

00:48:49.680 --> 00:48:56.160
yeah i don't know yeah i mean

00:48:53.680 --> 00:48:59.200
yeah i think i think i i can't read this person's twitch username because it's

00:48:57.680 --> 00:49:02.640
like bright green but the point is to vote for who actually respects your

00:49:00.720 --> 00:49:06.240
constitutional rights and is actually willing to defend them and actually

00:49:04.240 --> 00:49:11.200
knows his head from his butt and i agree with that and unfortunately

00:49:09.119 --> 00:49:14.160
the system is broken enough that that isn't happening

00:49:12.720 --> 00:49:19.359
i don't think we need to get way too into politics directly um

00:49:17.119 --> 00:49:22.960
you guys can all go watch uh yeah what was it called well there's a there's

00:49:20.880 --> 00:49:27.760
going to be a debate coming or that no our thing which thing when we built the

00:49:24.880 --> 00:49:33.280
computer oh yeah you can go watch um oh what do we call it what do we call that

00:49:30.960 --> 00:49:36.800
uh tech showdown yeah tech showdown episode two i think i think it's a good

00:49:35.119 --> 00:49:42.640
name i don't think it's a good youtube name yeah yeah i think it's a good like

00:49:38.960 --> 00:49:45.200
tv show name yeah um

00:49:42.640 --> 00:49:48.400
yeah so all right so good luck everyone i am pretty sure he's just trolling and

00:49:46.880 --> 00:49:52.160
at this point with how the election is going i literally don't think it's going to make

00:49:50.800 --> 00:49:56.400
a difference um the too big to jail thing is an

00:49:54.240 --> 00:49:59.119
actually very arguable point yep i'd rather

00:49:57.359 --> 00:50:02.160
so like and i haven't seen any of the other memes they've made but that one's

00:50:00.640 --> 00:50:05.760
really not that bad i don't know i think people do like to

00:50:03.839 --> 00:50:09.680
glom on to some of the anti-trump things that i've said and go like oh he's a

00:50:07.520 --> 00:50:13.839
hillary supporter i'm i'm not i'm canadian so fortunately i actually

00:50:12.400 --> 00:50:18.079
don't have to make a decision on election day which is great which is

00:50:16.079 --> 00:50:22.400
great for me i can just kind of point out everything that's completely

00:50:19.440 --> 00:50:28.559
ridiculous about both of them um but but trump is more hilarious like i have

00:50:25.280 --> 00:50:30.160
never paid closer attention to any

00:50:28.559 --> 00:50:36.559
political anything that i have to the 2016 us

00:50:32.960 --> 00:50:38.319
election it has been better than

00:50:36.559 --> 00:50:42.400
every book i've read every tv show i've ever followed and

00:50:40.400 --> 00:50:46.880
every movie i have ever watched in terms of entertainment value that's really sad

00:50:45.040 --> 00:50:50.240
it's hilarious i don't find it funny

00:50:48.480 --> 00:50:54.640
oh at all really i find it really depressing i to be completely fair i

00:50:53.119 --> 00:51:00.400
find this a little bit more funny than how the election's going because this feels like a troll it feels like a joke

00:50:58.480 --> 00:51:03.760
i think it's legitimately a joke i think he's legitimately screwing around i

00:51:01.920 --> 00:51:07.920
think trump is a living breathing joke oh yeah but like that's a living

00:51:06.319 --> 00:51:11.839
breathing joke that might go in office and like control things and

00:51:09.760 --> 00:51:16.559
both of them are that i don't agree with either of them okay like so

00:51:13.920 --> 00:51:21.200
fair enough when like this is probably literally a joke i could be behind this

00:51:18.720 --> 00:51:25.839
more i guess so i don't know but this literal joke could contribute to putting

00:51:23.440 --> 00:51:28.800
trump in office i don't think it's good is it funny

00:51:27.119 --> 00:51:31.680
anymore at that point luke i don't think it's gonna change is it funny anymore i

00:51:30.480 --> 00:51:36.079
don't think it's gonna change anything i think as of right now no one's really

00:51:33.599 --> 00:51:39.520
flip-flopping sides if you've chosen one of them i'm pretty

00:51:37.680 --> 00:51:44.240
sure you're there the polls are all over the place i don't know man yeah but the

00:51:41.359 --> 00:51:49.920
polls are old like yes yes and no i mean every time every time trump attacks like

00:51:46.880 --> 00:51:52.079
a widow and okay not to like aside too

00:51:49.920 --> 00:51:54.800
hard it's still first past the post is it not

00:51:53.359 --> 00:52:00.559
i don't remember so the election just doesn't matter in my opinion because it's just all anyways so just

00:51:58.400 --> 00:52:03.040
everything's you have two crazy people running sounding like trump

00:52:01.839 --> 00:52:06.900
you're sounding like trump it's a rigged system man it's a rigged system

00:52:05.280 --> 00:52:12.640
system's rigged all right san francisco is getting tiny

00:52:10.640 --> 00:52:17.839
self-driving robots that could put delivery people out of a job this is

00:52:15.440 --> 00:52:22.880
actually very interesting because while the whole drone delivery thing

00:52:20.720 --> 00:52:24.800
is very headline grabby this

00:52:24.000 --> 00:52:29.920
is way more practical

00:52:27.280 --> 00:52:34.800
safer more economical that is to say if they don't get stolen that often which

00:52:32.319 --> 00:52:38.800
i'm sure will be a thing at some point or another um

00:52:38.000 --> 00:52:42.720
and way more likely a future than than what

00:52:41.760 --> 00:52:48.800
i see what i see happening i mean this

00:52:45.040 --> 00:52:51.440
is the way to handle the last mile that

00:52:48.800 --> 00:52:54.880
addresses the problems with current couriers like the cost associated with

00:52:53.760 --> 00:53:01.599
people driving vehicles around and delivering things the cost associated with

00:52:59.599 --> 00:53:06.079
fuel involved in driving those vehicles around if these things could be cheap

00:53:03.680 --> 00:53:11.839
and fast enough and easily replaceable enough to have enormous fleets of them

00:53:08.079 --> 00:53:14.400
then it could actually become truly more

00:53:11.839 --> 00:53:19.839
economical to order things online than to go and pick them up in bulk at stores

00:53:17.520 --> 00:53:24.880
and this should be terrifying to brick and mortar retail absolutely terrifying

00:53:22.559 --> 00:53:28.720
more so than two delivery people who will still have to be involved in larger

00:53:26.720 --> 00:53:32.640
shipments and customs brokerage and that kind of stuff for quite a while moving

00:53:31.200 --> 00:53:37.520
into the future um so the startup uh what's what's a

00:53:35.040 --> 00:53:40.559
startup called starship technologies yeah it's an autonomous robot i don't

00:53:39.280 --> 00:53:44.160
think lioness is saying that he wants to put people out of jobs i think

00:53:42.400 --> 00:53:48.000
no i'm saying that it will happen so we better be ready for it yes um and

00:53:46.319 --> 00:53:51.440
whether that and you know what you can you can you can cry

00:53:50.319 --> 00:53:55.680
um what is it socialist all you want

00:53:53.839 --> 00:54:01.440
but at the end of the day like if we create enough technology that

00:53:58.240 --> 00:54:03.599
people legitimately have nothing to do

00:54:01.440 --> 00:54:08.000
and have all of their of their base needs taken care of

00:54:05.599 --> 00:54:11.839
we're gonna have to figure out something there's like there's arguments on each

00:54:09.520 --> 00:54:16.079
side there's one that's going like in in no recordable time in history ever has a

00:54:14.400 --> 00:54:19.680
new technology wake actually made it so that there's less

00:54:18.160 --> 00:54:26.160
jobs it's just changed what the jobs are but then there's a counter argument which i agree with more which is this is

00:54:22.880 --> 00:54:27.680
just job removal and mass yeah this

00:54:26.160 --> 00:54:31.440
isn't actually like just making your lives easier it's just

00:54:29.440 --> 00:54:37.920
directly replacing people i mean let's look at the ice box or uh

00:54:34.480 --> 00:54:40.640
so i i love ice harvesting it's like

00:54:37.920 --> 00:54:44.000
it's hilariously out of date and it wasn't that long ago

00:54:44.400 --> 00:54:52.720
like crazy like like trains of ice

00:54:48.960 --> 00:54:55.760
okay like crossing america to deliver

00:54:52.720 --> 00:54:58.400
ice from the ice harvesting caves to

00:54:55.760 --> 00:55:02.240
people's ice boxes all right like like there was an entire infrastructure built

00:55:00.559 --> 00:55:06.400
around this industry and then boom refrigeration yeah but

00:55:04.960 --> 00:55:10.640
refrigeration requires jobs maybe more skilled jobs

00:55:09.280 --> 00:55:14.240
which isn't necessarily a bad thing because educational standards have by

00:55:12.559 --> 00:55:19.680
and large been improving since the early 1900s but overall the jobs were replaced

00:55:17.920 --> 00:55:23.440
things that people did were replaced by things that other people did

00:55:22.000 --> 00:55:27.119
so net net maybe you even gained jobs like you do

00:55:25.200 --> 00:55:30.640
it many times as this whole thing progresses um and it's more convenient

00:55:29.359 --> 00:55:34.160
for the people that are using the thing that's right however looking at some of

00:55:32.880 --> 00:55:39.200
the automated things that are happening now replacing the person who flips burgers with a machine that flips

00:55:37.040 --> 00:55:43.520
burgers replacing the mechanic who changes the oil in your car by hand

00:55:41.280 --> 00:55:48.000
because every car is different with a machine that just swaps the battery on

00:55:46.079 --> 00:55:51.200
your model s in what was it like 10 minutes it's less than it takes to fill

00:55:49.599 --> 00:55:55.839
up your tank of gas something along those lines i don't remember exactly what it was not a lot of time

00:55:54.240 --> 00:56:01.440
now we're talking about people who actually just don't have any work to do

00:55:59.040 --> 00:56:04.400
um and it's very different end-to-end replacement

00:56:02.880 --> 00:56:08.160
not only are you just replacing the guy that flips the burger you're replacing

00:56:06.559 --> 00:56:11.520
every other line of cooking that's in there you're also replacing selling

00:56:10.079 --> 00:56:14.960
things to people the food delivery you're also replacing the food delivery

00:56:13.200 --> 00:56:18.720
you're also replacing the food harvesting to some degree yep you're

00:56:16.640 --> 00:56:24.799
also replacing everything yeah yeah

00:56:21.599 --> 00:56:26.720
so basically this robotic courier um

00:56:24.799 --> 00:56:30.480
picks up goods from a centrally located logistics hubs hub and delivers them to

00:56:28.480 --> 00:56:33.680
homes within a two mile radius through a partnership with mercedes-benz the

00:56:32.000 --> 00:56:38.319
company is experimenting with loading a bunch of robots into a modified sprinter

00:56:35.680 --> 00:56:42.559
van that drops off the delivery bots along its route now when

00:56:40.480 --> 00:56:46.079
self-driving vehicles loaded up with it's going to be like

00:56:44.240 --> 00:56:51.520
phantom menace man like you're going to have like the the like the the drop ship that like

00:56:50.079 --> 00:56:55.520
floats along the street and then it's going to be like unroll the thing and it's going to be like

00:56:54.240 --> 00:56:58.319
they're going to like come out and they're going to deliver all the things to the houses they're going to come back

00:56:57.440 --> 00:57:03.599
and then it's going to go the next location it's going to be an amazing future we just need to figure out

00:57:02.000 --> 00:57:08.319
the role that people are going to play in it it's complicated yeah so like this is

00:57:06.240 --> 00:57:13.359
cool and i love it but like my job is still protected for a while

00:57:10.559 --> 00:57:19.359
although it won't be that long before you can build an ai

00:57:16.319 --> 00:57:21.040
evaluates a product tests every single

00:57:19.359 --> 00:57:24.960
that was made by another ai possible yeah that was made by another ai that

00:57:22.640 --> 00:57:30.240
tests every single possible aspect of it and delivers like

00:57:27.119 --> 00:57:31.760
how good is it could it be better

00:57:30.240 --> 00:57:36.720
and yeah and then the places making these

00:57:33.920 --> 00:57:39.119
products will just have those in their studios where they're making their

00:57:37.760 --> 00:57:43.040
products and then the robots that are making the products will know exactly how good it is and

00:57:41.760 --> 00:57:46.720
then they'll price it exactly where it's supposed to be so you won't really need the reviewer bots because you'll just

00:57:45.440 --> 00:57:52.240
know that everything is price scaled exactly perfect so spend more and it'll be better yeah period yeah

00:57:50.559 --> 00:57:56.000
for everything always all right

00:57:53.599 --> 00:57:59.680
so we're slightly over time i would like to cover there isn't much oh we already

00:57:57.680 --> 00:58:03.040
talked about total biscuits tumor thing right yep sort of cool i mean

00:58:01.760 --> 00:58:07.839
there's really nothing else in the notes that we didn't say already it's very good

00:58:05.440 --> 00:58:13.520
consumer size is down by 50 that's very good

00:58:09.359 --> 00:58:16.400
um AMD's am4 socket has been pictured

00:58:13.520 --> 00:58:20.559
okay it has like 1200 pins or something like that i don't know right 24 pci

00:58:18.720 --> 00:58:25.760
elaine's which is really interesting so AMD is apparently targeting

00:58:23.440 --> 00:58:29.839
squarely between Intel's mainstream platform and their

00:58:28.000 --> 00:58:34.880
enthusiast platform just based on that that's all i'm going based on but that

00:58:33.119 --> 00:58:39.040
is actually very interesting to me

00:58:36.640 --> 00:58:44.720
so dual channel ddr4 which is frankly all we need on the desktop anyway

00:58:41.440 --> 00:58:45.680
24 PCIe lanes meaning that AMD seems to

00:58:44.720 --> 00:58:50.960
think they're going to be that

00:58:48.480 --> 00:58:55.599
better than the mainstream but like enthusiast grade but cheaper

00:58:53.359 --> 00:59:01.839
than enthusiast option which is a as a void that Intel has

00:58:59.119 --> 00:59:07.200
stubbornly refused to fill over the last four to five years really

00:59:04.559 --> 00:59:13.040
interesting because Intel could easily build a more complex quad core or a six

00:59:09.520 --> 00:59:15.119
core in terms of the die size cost

00:59:13.040 --> 00:59:19.599
associated with that mainstream platform they just choose not to they choose to

00:59:17.119 --> 00:59:25.040
put better onboard graphics if AMD comes in and turns the screws a little bit on

00:59:22.559 --> 00:59:28.400
Intel we could be in for a fascinating couple of years here apparently it's not

00:59:26.960 --> 00:59:35.119
that many pins it's not 1331. yeah 1331 that's more

00:59:31.040 --> 00:59:35.119
than 12 whatever that i said i

00:59:35.440 --> 00:59:39.680
thought you said something else oh okay i don't know twitch chat's trying to

00:59:38.640 --> 00:59:47.119
correct you i don't know what's going on get rekt twitch chat spotify and tinder link up to form a

00:59:44.319 --> 00:59:51.119
match made in heaven if your heaven is swiping if your heaven

00:59:49.040 --> 00:59:53.920
is swiping people and listening to music for free

00:59:52.880 --> 01:00:00.960
yeah i mean i think it's actually not a terrible idea to have people with

00:59:58.000 --> 01:00:04.079
similar music tastes sure um

01:00:02.880 --> 01:00:08.480
yeah like i mean so you can swipe someone and then just be like justin bieber nope

01:00:06.400 --> 01:00:12.799
yeah exactly or justin bieber yeah this new stuff's okay i don't know

01:00:10.640 --> 01:00:17.680
i i meant like that's why i said that's why i added the yup afterwards

01:00:14.559 --> 01:00:19.200
i don't listen to new stuff i'm old now

01:00:17.680 --> 01:00:26.480
i listen to the things on my server now i'm that guy oh yeah or monstercat's

01:00:22.400 --> 01:00:28.559
24-hour fm mix because i can stream that

01:00:26.480 --> 01:00:32.319
because monstercat's cool and stuff so i either listen to monstercat because

01:00:30.319 --> 01:00:35.839
they don't mute my vods or i listen to stuff on my server

01:00:34.559 --> 01:00:39.520
and that's it excellent yeah or the radio because i

01:00:38.240 --> 01:00:45.280
don't pay attention to it and it's in the background i still listen to the radio too yeah and i actually listen to

01:00:43.119 --> 01:00:49.520
it like over the airwaves like i don't have a fancy app like even though the

01:00:47.280 --> 01:00:53.440
only station i listen to like you could just listen to it in an app

01:00:51.839 --> 01:00:58.160
anyway but i would never listen to it in the app because if i'm somewhere that

01:00:55.200 --> 01:01:01.839
doesn't have a normal like am fm radio then i'm just going to listen to music

01:00:59.599 --> 01:01:05.680
that i have off my server so anyway you can link your account and the music

01:01:04.240 --> 01:01:09.599
taste begins to become part of your dating profile

01:01:08.559 --> 01:01:14.960
and you can also pick a song to be your anthem that describes who you are

01:01:13.680 --> 01:01:20.799
so that's supposed to be a way to understand a person through a single piece of music which is unfortunate

01:01:18.480 --> 01:01:23.680
um don't laugh brandon you know that you

01:01:22.480 --> 01:01:29.680
know a single person yeah a single piece of music would have

01:01:26.720 --> 01:01:34.000
been enough for for for brandon it's like do they have a song about

01:01:31.760 --> 01:01:37.720
taking pictures polaroid picture

01:01:38.880 --> 01:01:46.079
okay uh oh our buddies over at lime technology have released the latest

01:01:43.200 --> 01:01:51.599
iteration of unraid so all the features that i've been demonstrating since two

01:01:48.160 --> 01:01:53.839
gamers one CPU are finally in a stable

01:01:51.599 --> 01:01:56.480
release hooray

01:01:55.119 --> 01:02:00.319
hooray so they get vlans multiple Ethernet

01:01:58.400 --> 01:02:05.119
support no device limit for trial so you can actually try out unraid in a way

01:02:02.720 --> 01:02:07.680
that's not frustrating which is oh my god kind of cool everyone's doing

01:02:06.559 --> 01:02:11.200
nickelback look at this photograph

01:02:10.079 --> 01:02:16.799
yeah that could be brandon brandon could have a bunch of music under his profile uh

01:02:14.880 --> 01:02:20.160
they've added dual parity support so if you're worried about two drives failing

01:02:18.559 --> 01:02:24.000
at a time and losing data then you no longer have to worry about that they

01:02:21.760 --> 01:02:28.720
have a gui boot mode now so you don't have to access it on first boot over the

01:02:26.240 --> 01:02:33.599
network which i personally find helpful i find that because like i don't care

01:02:31.599 --> 01:02:38.000
you can tell me all day that this should work over the network just type this

01:02:35.359 --> 01:02:42.880
into your product no no no just let me plug in a vga port

01:02:40.799 --> 01:02:48.400
and a ps2 keyboard and then i would believe that it will work

01:02:45.040 --> 01:02:50.720
so that's pretty happy for me um major

01:02:48.400 --> 01:02:56.400
updates to virtual machines so i will be trying to do uh like a multi

01:02:53.920 --> 01:03:00.720
vr gamers one CPU over the next little bit so stay tuned i'll be looking at

01:02:58.000 --> 01:03:06.400
some of the new 6.2 features there you and the point

01:03:04.000 --> 01:03:09.040
i think it's point three percent of steam users

01:03:08.000 --> 01:03:13.920
well why are you a hater i'm not

01:03:11.440 --> 01:03:13.920
okay then

01:03:15.520 --> 01:03:21.359
uh oh opera browser unveils a free

01:03:19.119 --> 01:03:25.920
unlimited vpn service this this raises my eyebrow because nothing

01:03:24.319 --> 01:03:30.400
in life is free and especially user data is a very very

01:03:28.880 --> 01:03:35.280
valuable possibly valuable enough that you could

01:03:32.480 --> 01:03:38.000
operate a vpn service for free with what that would be worth and i'm

01:03:36.640 --> 01:03:43.280
not saying they're doing that and i'm not saying that well opera was relatively recently bought out by some

01:03:41.359 --> 01:03:46.079
like i think random chinese company that people don't know a ton about if i

01:03:44.720 --> 01:03:50.640
remember the article correctly that we covered on the lan show a few months ago

01:03:48.960 --> 01:03:55.359
that's probably not noted in here so it's a free no log easy to use vpn

01:03:53.680 --> 01:03:58.799
service available directly in the opera desktop browser

01:03:57.039 --> 01:04:02.400
um christian calandra senior vice president

01:04:00.799 --> 01:04:06.079
of opera browser for computer says if people knew how the internet truly works

01:04:04.000 --> 01:04:09.280
i believe they would all use a vpn i don't believe any of them would use a

01:04:07.280 --> 01:04:13.680
free vpn if they knew how the internet works yeah um by making our browser vpn

01:04:12.160 --> 01:04:17.359
free and easy to use we hope to make it an essential tool just as the locking

01:04:15.440 --> 01:04:21.599
key is to your house i also wouldn't put opera in charge of

01:04:19.280 --> 01:04:25.520
the locking key to my house someone uh someone in twitch chat said that they

01:04:23.119 --> 01:04:28.960
tried the opera vpn and it's terrible so maybe that's how they're getting around

01:04:26.480 --> 01:04:33.119
the costs it's just it's just really bad oh okay

01:04:30.400 --> 01:04:37.359
well hey maybe i'm maybe my tinfoil hat is too strong today

01:04:35.200 --> 01:04:41.599
and i should have just gone with my like general skepticism hat

01:04:39.359 --> 01:04:44.559
i use opera as my home browser i've talked about this a little bit before

01:04:42.880 --> 01:04:47.920
because i use all browsers that might that's my thing so every like different

01:04:46.400 --> 01:04:51.839
computer i use a different browser you'll see i'm using firefox now

01:04:49.920 --> 01:04:56.000
i'm maintaining that by using firefox on my laptop

01:04:53.359 --> 01:05:01.200
i use chrome on my work desktop use opera my home desktop firefox on my

01:04:58.160 --> 01:05:03.440
laptop and then ie on test benches

01:05:01.200 --> 01:05:06.640
or edge i guess on test benches but half the time i get too frustrated with it

01:05:04.960 --> 01:05:11.599
and switch to chrome anyways because it just doesn't work um

01:05:09.039 --> 01:05:15.839
god stupid i still hate how the bar is in the middle yeah

01:05:14.000 --> 01:05:21.599
until you type in it's like muscle memory okay

01:05:18.960 --> 01:05:26.400
i know where to find the browser bar don't move it

01:05:23.200 --> 01:05:28.559
period it's fine where it is or was yes

01:05:26.400 --> 01:05:32.960
and don't move it put it somewhere and don't move it if you decide the best

01:05:30.480 --> 01:05:36.319
place for the for the url bar is in the middle of the screen

01:05:34.480 --> 01:05:39.599
then stick with it and if it's not the best don't put it there ever yeah

01:05:38.160 --> 01:05:43.520
because it's not because it's not that you would navigate away it would be right in the middle of your face that's

01:05:41.839 --> 01:05:47.280
really stupid yeah and it's no less stupid doing it some of

01:05:45.599 --> 01:05:52.000
the time yes um

01:05:48.640 --> 01:05:55.039
samsung announces the 960 pro and 960

01:05:52.000 --> 01:05:56.799
evo SSD is boasting boastering boasting

01:05:55.039 --> 01:06:01.680
blistering fast sequential read speeds of three and a half gigabytes per second

01:05:59.039 --> 01:06:07.280
and rights of 2.1 gigabytes per second and something like three plus times

01:06:04.400 --> 01:06:12.720
the random iops of SATA ssds we are finally at the point now here

01:06:09.440 --> 01:06:15.440
where NVMe ssds are coming into their

01:06:12.720 --> 01:06:20.319
own and are going to be legitimately much faster feeling day-to-day than a

01:06:17.839 --> 01:06:24.640
SATA SSD how long do you think until we start seeing it um

01:06:22.640 --> 01:06:29.280
as a rather common thing for easier for a user to have no

01:06:27.200 --> 01:06:35.039
cable-based drives oh oh well in laptops already a thing i

01:06:32.640 --> 01:06:38.079
mean razer blade doesn't have a spot for a drive

01:06:36.160 --> 01:06:43.920
it has one NVMe slot okay i see what you're saying that's it so in laptops

01:06:40.160 --> 01:06:43.920
now yeah in i mean

01:06:44.880 --> 01:06:51.280
okay so we're already at the point where that cable NVMe interface is like dead

01:06:50.160 --> 01:06:57.440
in the water there's a handful of drives that support it but it's like

01:06:54.559 --> 01:07:01.760
unless Intel and AMD both get on board and start building it into the south

01:06:58.960 --> 01:07:05.520
bridge like that's not happening um so those dry i mean there's only like

01:07:03.920 --> 01:07:09.039
one drive that i'm aware of on the consumer side and that's the Intel 750

01:07:07.440 --> 01:07:14.160
series um so either plugging into a pci express

01:07:12.240 --> 01:07:18.240
slot or plugging into an m.2 slot on your board wow i think it's going to make way more

01:07:17.200 --> 01:07:22.720
sense for performance enthusiasts and by

01:07:20.400 --> 01:07:26.480
extension everyone a few years down the road probably out there three years

01:07:24.480 --> 01:07:29.680
three years that's my prediction three years

01:07:27.599 --> 01:07:33.119
the only thing that makes me worry a little bit there's already a two

01:07:31.039 --> 01:07:37.039
terabyte model yeah but how much does that cost

01:07:35.599 --> 01:07:41.839
but give it three years so i'm saying two years okay yeah i wish we uh what

01:07:39.760 --> 01:07:45.760
could be kind of cool is if we had like a custom calendar just for like claims

01:07:44.079 --> 01:07:49.359
that we have on the way i know right so we can like follow them up properly

01:07:47.599 --> 01:07:53.520
someone out there is probably doing it that would be pretty cool actually

01:07:51.920 --> 01:07:57.119
it's like things that Linus and luke predict on the lan show

01:07:55.119 --> 01:08:00.720
like followed up how would that go i think that pretty

01:07:58.640 --> 01:08:05.680
much wraps it up americans apparently pay 40 more for tv than they did five

01:08:03.039 --> 01:08:09.680
years ago which only proves that americans

01:08:07.200 --> 01:08:13.520
should stop paying for tv or that the only people left paying for tv are the

01:08:12.480 --> 01:08:18.239
like ones who just aren't aware of the internet

01:08:16.400 --> 01:08:22.640
like what was it 30 million americans cut the cord last quarter like some

01:08:20.319 --> 01:08:27.679
obscene number they don't watch sports sports can also be streamed online and

01:08:25.520 --> 01:08:32.080
it's cheaper to sign up for like nhl center ice than it is to have a cable

01:08:30.000 --> 01:08:35.440
subscription that's not necessarily true if you watch multiple different sports

01:08:33.920 --> 01:08:39.040
well if you watch multiple different sports i mean okay if you watch baseball

01:08:37.520 --> 01:08:42.400
and anything i don't know how you have time for anything else

01:08:40.799 --> 01:08:47.440
do you know they played baseball did you know they didn't only play 160 games a

01:08:44.960 --> 01:08:52.880
year i did and that's without playoffs what the hell

01:08:50.199 --> 01:08:57.279
160 games a year you could literally spend in your home

01:08:55.679 --> 01:09:01.920
arena i don't think they call it an arena but i don't care ballpark there in

01:08:59.839 --> 01:09:06.480
your home ballpark i think it's a state park calculator

01:09:03.759 --> 01:09:10.960
fenway park calculator okay so 80 over 365 you could spend

01:09:09.120 --> 01:09:15.600
22 of your evenings in a ballpark if you

01:09:13.440 --> 01:09:20.880
had season passes and you actually you could eat a hot dog

01:09:17.679 --> 01:09:23.279
one out of every five nights

01:09:20.880 --> 01:09:27.120
and that is it for the lan show thank you for tuning in today we will see you

01:09:24.799 --> 01:09:30.960
again next week same bat time same bat chat uh i will you will oh yeah i

01:09:29.359 --> 01:09:34.719
probably won't be here i will probably have a new baby and i'll be like not in

01:09:32.719 --> 01:09:39.440
this country and hopefully that stream works at all we should just have like

01:09:37.120 --> 01:09:42.480
nick and Colton host the WAN Show no i hate that guy no

01:09:43.040 --> 01:09:46.319
no no

01:09:46.480 --> 01:09:52.159
he's cold and shiny from the background charge is over this is not happening

01:09:56.400 --> 01:10:06.000
now my understanding hot dogs like legit increase your risk of dying

01:10:03.120 --> 01:10:09.760
like but it's like there was a study and it was basically like there's a

01:10:07.360 --> 01:10:14.239
threshold like they're actually not very harmful until you eat a lot of them

01:10:12.880 --> 01:10:19.199
like over an extended period of time then you like die

01:10:15.920 --> 01:10:22.239
because it's like sodium and like

01:10:19.199 --> 01:10:23.840
highly processed and like stuff yeah no

01:10:22.239 --> 01:10:27.360
nose and like well pig nose is probably good for you

01:10:27.520 --> 01:10:35.239
everyone knows that oh god yeah we're still
