welcome to Channel Super Fun today the fun stops I've been contracted by a
allius Media Group to track down a Cutlery Thief come along for the
ride let me do that
again so lus Media Group when they moved in 2015 they implemented a Cutlery
tracking procedure where each employee
needed to stamp their name or Draw their name on their piece of Cutlery or dish
wear so in recent months Cutler's been
disappearing so someone is stealing
Cutlery and we need to find out who that is and we need to put them to justice
put them to Jus I don't even know what I said before this I don't know how to [ __ ] English
so to start the investigation we're going need talk to the man that made the
procedure lus where where is he do you need no no
I need I need L first I I
how do you get through here over here there's a zipper just go through my
zipper are look for we need to talk to you about the
cutlery situation what what what is it what's the deal with it the procedure is
don't [ __ ] touch it if it doesn't have your initials stamped on it who do
you think's been stealing Cy okay so I
can name a few people who I know steal Cutlery you know Taran Taran Dennis
Dennis I have wait wait wait wait wait my
partner in crime the man that's been helping me solve this case you're the
one I've never stolen any state your case no who else you got I think it's
probably mostly Taran Solus has giv us his two cents we need to talk to
Dennis I need to ask what's going on L
what's wrong cuz I I've never stolen anyone else anyone's P if I check those
security cameras right now no am I going to find you even I did I wouldn't get
caught I want to accuse tering cuz I
have caught him one time stealing my Fork he was using it like while while I
caught him he was shoveling his face full of probably lasagna or omelette or
pizza oh I don't know what the hell was he eating but he was using my
Fork we need to figure this out are you
doing a Cutlery investigation where's your
Cutlery I I don't really use it you
don't really use it trying to find out so you don't think the system is important
oh I found it look at that bam all of your knives are in check all of my
utensils are you're free you're free to
go I need to be Maxine
yeah uh colon uh crime scene
investigator so I sent you an email last week mhm asking about the missing
Cutlery somebody's been using Neil Van Beal's spoon uh um we talked to Mr a
prime over there and he says that you were the one using it is that true
yeah wait what yeah I like told him that
he left his Cy here and he's like oh it's a freefor all use it if you want
wait wait what
wait what about the other missing Cy so we've had reports of Dennis's stuff
being used and and not being cleaned we've had reports of Cutlery just going
missing was that you as well I know you know who that is it was Ian the Russian
the Russian he didn't have his own color he didn't know that there were like
assigned Cutlery things I so you just [ __ ] use them these crimes originate
from before Ivan was even here and we're trying to figure out what the [ __ ] is
going on okay I think I started working here like weeks before I haven't started
working here you've been here for like 4 months I only know this because my spoon
was missing once and I was all upset about it and I made like this big deal
okay and then you found out it was either well it's cuz it was in his cup
Taran have you noticed him taking anyone's
utensils Forks knives spoons any of the
sort honestly like I'm pretty sure he just eats with his hands 90% of the time
from what the evidence is telling me taran's the one that's been it's too
easy to you need a proper
holster uh I think what we need to do is we need to take teran's utensils we need
to hide them and see if he resorts to stealing from there we'll make the
arrest we'll make the announcement and the world will be whole again
where's his Fork we need to find his Fork is he does he have it is on his
desk Dennis I don't know did you take his Fork no
wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait you think you
need to keep your nose out of things that aren't your business you don't
understand how deep this goes what's where's that from holy [ __ ] all right so
this thing's a real mess so we got Maxine telling us that Ivan's been using
her Cutlery but I know for a fact that Ian was hired long after these incidents
started occurring Taran Taran is our Prime Suspect right now all we see him
eating with a fork we've gotten Dennis and lonus have both accused him of
stealing Jake I just don't like Jake God damn it
guys what so in here no James is
outside what the [ __ ] is going on people are just like stealing obviously not me
it's got to be Taran it's got to be [ __ ] be just just ter even if someone
say just it's Teran he is stealing now
could you guys just get back to work please few days have passed since our
last update the plan was to get everyone's fingerprints turns out that
graphite is a little bit more messy than we thought and I may have gotten it all
over a conference room table so kind of
got rid of that that idea then this morning we had the incident with Avon's
Cup being used and then today I was out
here just minding my own business and then guess who walks in through the door
this guy he
just I'm Teran oh what's going on in
here guys oh wow lots of really cool
things going on reaches into his bag and
pulls out a plate and a fork and I go
what the [ __ ] Taran and Taran goes what caught him red-handed and now we're
going to make the arrest and we're going to put him into
Justice oh my God we knew it we knew it
does that say does that say Taran nope didn't think so it says LL make the
arrest and we're done we're done everyone can be safe again guys don't
need to live in fear anymore you don't
need do it
even I did I would have get
caught this you put these on my desk are
you trying to frame me what you are trying to frame me you son of a [ __ ]
what are you talking about
oh Jesus you're going to arrest for what theft of Cutlery we know
we've got the evidence we've got
the I don't want to go back to oh sh I
can't do another Niel ni we caught him we caught the
thief man everything we're going to be fine now so okay so here's the thing
everything's going to be fine I've confronted Taran about his Cutlery stealing many times he doesn't stop
doing it oh I would have get CAU