{"video_id":"gQaMracObcw","title":"Catching a Thief in our Office","channel":"Channel Super Fun","show":"Channel Super Fun","published_at":"2018-05-06T14:58:16Z","duration_s":480,"segments":[{"start_s":0.199,"end_s":5.72,"text":"welcome to Channel Super Fun today the fun stops I've been contracted by a","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":4.24,"end_s":11.639,"text":"allius Media Group to track down a Cutlery Thief come along for the","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":8.12,"end_s":11.639,"text":"ride let me do that","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":12.92,"end_s":21.199,"text":"again so lus Media Group when they moved in 2015 they implemented a Cutlery","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":18.16,"end_s":23.439,"text":"tracking procedure where each employee","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":21.199,"end_s":30.599,"text":"needed to stamp their name or Draw their name on their piece of Cutlery or 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live in fear anymore you don't","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":415.759,"end_s":419.599,"text":"need do it","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":434.639,"end_s":441.12,"text":"even I did I would have get","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":438.039,"end_s":443.199,"text":"caught this you put these on my desk are","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":441.12,"end_s":449.759,"text":"you trying to frame me what you are trying to frame me you son of a [ __ ]","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":446.72,"end_s":451.639,"text":"what are you talking about","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":449.759,"end_s":458.8,"text":"oh Jesus you're going to arrest for what theft of Cutlery we know","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":455.72,"end_s":463.199,"text":"we've got the evidence we've got","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":458.8,"end_s":464.8,"text":"the I don't want to go back to oh sh I","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":463.199,"end_s":469.4,"text":"can't do another Niel ni we caught him we caught the","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":467.8,"end_s":473.0,"text":"thief man everything we're going to be fine now so okay so here's the thing","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":471.84,"end_s":481.4,"text":"everything's going to be fine I've confronted Taran about his Cutlery stealing many times he doesn't stop","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":476.159,"end_s":481.4,"text":"doing it oh I would have get CAU","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0}],"full_text":"welcome to Channel Super Fun today the fun stops I've been contracted by a allius Media Group to track down a Cutlery Thief come along for the ride let me do that again so lus Media Group when they moved in 2015 they implemented a Cutlery tracking procedure where each employee needed to stamp their name or Draw their name on their piece of Cutlery or dish wear so in recent months Cutler's been disappearing so someone is stealing Cutlery and we need to find out who that is and we need to put them to justice put them to Jus I don't even know what I said before this I don't know how to [ __ ] English so to start the investigation we're going need talk to the man that made the procedure lus where where is he do you need no no I need I need L first I I how do you get through here over here there's a zipper just go through my zipper are look for we need to talk to you about the cutlery situation what what what is it what's the deal with it the procedure is don't [ __ ] touch it if it doesn't have your initials stamped on it who do you think's been stealing Cy okay so I can name a few people who I know steal Cutlery you know Taran Taran Dennis Dennis I have wait wait wait wait wait my partner in crime the man that's been helping me solve this case you're the one I've never stolen any state your case no who else you got I think it's probably mostly Taran Solus has giv us his two cents we need to talk to Dennis I need to ask what's going on L what's wrong cuz I I've never stolen anyone else anyone's P if I check those security cameras right now no am I going to find you even I did I wouldn't get caught I want to accuse tering cuz I have caught him one time stealing my Fork he was using it like while while I caught him he was shoveling his face full of probably lasagna or omelette or pizza oh I don't know what the hell was he eating but he was using my Fork we need to figure this out are you doing a Cutlery investigation where's your Cutlery I I don't really use it you don't really use it trying to find out so you don't think the system is important oh I found it look at that bam all of your knives are in check all of my utensils are you're free you're free to go I need to be Maxine yeah uh colon uh crime scene investigator so I sent you an email last week mhm asking about the missing Cutlery somebody's been using Neil Van Beal's spoon uh um we talked to Mr a prime over there and he says that you were the one using it is that true yeah wait what yeah I like told him that he left his Cy here and he's like oh it's a freefor all use it if you want wait wait what wait what about the other missing Cy so we've had reports of Dennis's stuff being used and and not being cleaned we've had reports of Cutlery just going missing was that you as well I know you know who that is it was Ian the Russian the Russian he didn't have his own color he didn't know that there were like assigned Cutlery things I so you just [ __ ] use them these crimes originate from before Ivan was even here and we're trying to figure out what the [ __ ] is going on okay I think I started working here like weeks before I haven't started working here you've been here for like 4 months I only know this because my spoon was missing once and I was all upset about it and I made like this big deal okay and then you found out it was either well it's cuz it was in his cup Taran have you noticed him taking anyone's utensils Forks knives spoons any of the sort honestly like I'm pretty sure he just eats with his hands 90% of the time from what the evidence is telling me taran's the one that's been it's too easy to you need a proper holster uh I think what we need to do is we need to take teran's utensils we need to hide them and see if he resorts to stealing from there we'll make the arrest we'll make the announcement and the world will be whole again where's his Fork we need to find his Fork is he does he have it is on his desk Dennis I don't know did you take his Fork no wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait you think you need to keep your nose out of things that aren't your business you don't understand how deep this goes what's where's that from holy [ __ ] all right so this thing's a real mess so we got Maxine telling us that Ivan's been using her Cutlery but I know for a fact that Ian was hired long after these incidents started occurring Taran Taran is our Prime Suspect right now all we see him eating with a fork we've gotten Dennis and lonus have both accused him of stealing Jake I just don't like Jake God damn it guys what so in here no James is outside what the [ __ ] is going on people are just like stealing obviously not me it's got to be Taran it's got to be [ __ ] be just just ter even if someone say just it's Teran he is stealing now could you guys just get back to work please few days have passed since our last update the plan was to get everyone's fingerprints turns out that graphite is a little bit more messy than we thought and I may have gotten it all over a conference room table so kind of got rid of that that idea then this morning we had the incident with Avon's Cup being used and then today I was out here just minding my own business and then guess who walks in through the door this guy he just I'm Teran oh what's going on in here guys oh wow lots of really cool things going on reaches into his bag and pulls out a plate and a fork and I go what the [ __ ] Taran and Taran goes what caught him red-handed and now we're going to make the arrest and we're going to put him into Justice oh my God we knew it we knew it does that say does that say Taran nope didn't think so it says LL make the arrest and we're done we're done everyone can be safe again guys don't need to live in fear anymore you don't need do it even I did I would have get caught this you put these on my desk are you trying to frame me what you are trying to frame me you son of a [ __ ] what are you talking about oh Jesus you're going to arrest for what theft of Cutlery we know we've got the evidence we've got the I don't want to go back to oh sh I can't do another Niel ni we caught him we caught the thief man everything we're going to be fine now so okay so here's the thing everything's going to be fine I've confronted Taran about his Cutlery stealing many times he doesn't stop doing it oh I would have get CAU"}