don't worry Tech news has been inside you the whole time mostly because it's
categorized as a non-essential surgery here we'll distract you from the pain
with some more Tech news perfect so E3
2023 is dead that's pretty wild though perhaps it isn't necessarily the most
surprising news when you look back last month Ubisoft made the weird promise to
attend E3 if E3 happens the company then
dropped out this Monday and announced they would be hosting a separate live
event much like Sony Nintendo and Microsoft so either Ubisoft lied or they
got the tiniest heads up about the doomed convention in an interview with
games industry the esa who organizes and presents E3 has stated that marketing
needs and game development being altered since kovid were two of the main factors
or maybe it was Jeff Keeley thanks Jeff
friggin Jeff killed E3 more like Jeff Kelly back in 2020 the brief fun part of
it Keeley said he would not be participating in E3 2020 due to the
direction the event was being taken two months after E3 2020 was canceled due to
the non-fun part Jeff Healey announced summer game Fest a fully virtual
evolution of e3's formula and and when you know it it's still going strong I
guess people must like enjoying game events and special playable content from
the comfort of home without having to stand in any long lines or experience
new and unique smells
smell you later don't even want us money now
son giving at least for news headlines otherwise reception is mixed for example
Italy decided to fully ban chat GPT the
country's data protection authorities said it had to do with privacy concerns
especially after the user conversation breach on the 20th of this month though
if you ask me AI made the first strike when it generated this video of Will
Smith eating spaghetti Diablo
speaking of AI visuals mid-journey has decided to end free trials of its AI
image generator due to extraordinary demand and quote abuse it might have
something to do with all the totally real images of former president Donald J
Trump being taken down by enthusiastic police that exploded on Twitter after
all 45 truth social that he would be arrested there was also that one time
with Pope Francis although can you tell which one of these three images are real
because I can't because I can't see them I'm looking
into a camera and the restrict act might need some
restrictions of its own according to everyone other than the US government
the bill is receiving bipartisan support in the Senate and bipartisan outrage in
the news and social media the legislation was ostensibly a response to
Tick-Tock but rather applies to any information and communication technology
or ICT run by a foreign adversary which
are the countries you expect plus anyone that certain U.S officials agree on in
the future that poses a undue or unacceptable risk to National Security
or the safety of United States persons
because they speak two languages in summary it's broadly worded so much so
that digital rights experts believe the ACT could criminalize vpns and people
could hypothetically go to jail for 20 years for using one the communications
director for the Bill's sponsor has stated the ACT isn't aimed at individual
users but the thing about a spokesperson is that they aren't the bill
does the bill say that you know that's the real question one
day God willing less will the pope sign that I mean the
bill mentions post Quantum cryptography and synthetic biology could you not have
added a clause that said hey people who use VPN so they can watch vertical
videos made by Zoomers won't go to jail you don't need a VPN for that now it's
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Microsoft who used to be a software company has announced plans to integrate
ads into Bing chat the thing that finally got people to use Bing it's no
secret that Microsoft has been trying to put ads into everything they can
recently so we can't be surprised that they're seeing dollar signs after Bing
chat reached 100 million daily active users though it would be funny if this
was what killed Bing After People finally started using it 100 million
users those people need ads yeah Google's assistant division is being
reorganized to focus on Bard this makes
sense since Google assistant is good but has never made money while Bard is bad
and also hasn't made money but maybe it
could I imagine that's why the VP of engineering for Google Assistant was
replaced with a VP from Google's Commerce organization bold strategy I'm
sure he'll carve the cutest little Tombstone when assistant is killed
Amazon is suing three groups of Amazon sellers that it says abuse the tech
Giants copyright takedown system to file illegitimate complaint clients about
their competitors as long as they weren't getting rid of illegitimate
children the Bad actors even went so far as to create fake websites as evidence
that their competitors were copycats and ended up successfully taking down a
number of competing product listings so it's good to see that Amazon has decided
to care about at least one of the many sketchy seller practices in its store
you don't want to get rid of all of them the store's got to have some character a
Hobby Lobby without a middle-aged woman having a glitter fight in the back is
just boring my favorite hobby love yeah she's
always there I love Glenda General Motors is the latest automaker to Nick's
support for carplay and Android auto in favor of a custom infotainment System
complete with Innovative new features like the ability to pay a monthly
subscription for features that used to be free but don't worry GM actually
worked with Google to build their custom system so it'll have Google Maps and
assistant at no extra cost for eight years until then they'll just
be using the new system's tighter integration with other Vehicle Systems
to collect more data on driving habits so yeah owners will have to pay more
but they'll also have more data collected so it mostly balances out
right you know like yeah like they make more money from the data and they make
more money from you paying for it so one of their wins and Nokia is building
cell towers where they're most needed the moon as part of NASA's Artemis
program The Finnish Telecom company will be establishing a 4G network on
everyone's favorite natural satellite the lunar network will allow NASA to
test if current cell technology is usable in outer space and definitely
won't be used by Lonely astronauts to slide into Martian DMs
up there hey you up you alive
but you can slide into a new video on Monday when we'll have another piping
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