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Samsung was setting off handin wrench with iFixit on a journey to make their devices more repairable instead Samsung kept part prices high and components glued together proving that there ain't no fix in some things what got broke what they use for glue pizza cheese it's an option to make matters worse a leaked contract seen by 404 media indicated Samsung required independent repair shops to give up the personal information and repair details of customers as well as immediately disassemble Samsung devices repaired with third-party Parts terms like these will be illegal once right to repair laws passed in New York Minnesota and California come into effect later this year and iFixit says they'll still provide Parts and Repair fix kits for Samsung devices so all is not lost for Galaxy lovers but you might want to think about seeing other phone manufacturers no I can fix him oh oh honey literally you can't a new report has thrown a wrench into the conflict between dystopia generator open Ai and Scarlet Johansson the star of multiple movies that depict said dystopia here's a quick refresher of the issue open AI demoed its new real-time voice mode for Chad GPT last week using a voice that many including apparently Sam ultman himself compared to the AI Voice Assistant played by Scar Joe in the 2013 movie her scarjo eventually released a statement claiming that open AI asked her to voice their assistant in September 2023 she declined months later they reached out again 2 days before the GPT 40 event now in the ensuing backlash open aai paused the use of the alleged scarjo copying voice called sky as legal experts chimed in on the actress's right to sue the company her case was looking pretty solid but two days ago a Washington Post investigation found that the actress behind the sky Voice who wished to remain anonymous was hired in June 20123 months before Johansson says she refused open ai's request furthermore according to to open a eyes casting call and her agent the Sky actress was never directed to imitate scarjo or her character in her now don't get me wrong open AI has been acting pretty sketchy lately but to me the two voices sound completely different other than the fact that they're both women from either LA or Manhattan speaking in a friendly tone it's like saying Christian Bale and Jason STM are copying each other's gritty cotney style of speaking it's two different BLS is it especially since Jason's STM can only be heard with a within a one foot radius I'm fing Batman in it going on about this isn't productive unlike this video sponsor magical it's the productivity app that wants to help you save time by taking care of repetitive tasks like entering data filling out forms and responding to messages 100% free to download the magical Chrome extension is compatible with over 10 million tools apps and services like Gmail LinkedIn and at least 99,900 9,998 more that's just math create message templates that magical can autop personalize by 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China this follows another recent decision to double the Tariff on Chinese semiconductors from 25 to 50% the tariffs were paused over the past year in part to take industry feedback several companies including NVIDIA and HP argued that they don't have the manufacturing capacity to take on all of the components currently made in China us consumers should therefore expect to see the cost of electronics rise sharply because we're passing the taxes on to you Spotify says they have discontinued car thing car thing you make my car s that's their $90 Hardware experiment that brought Spotify and voice controls to cars without Android auto or apple carplay now this doesn't mean they're no longer making the device they already stopped doing that 2 years ago now they're going to remotely brick every car thing in existence before the end of the year there's no refund no trade-in option it just becomes e-w oh and Spotify recommends you contact your local waste disposable department on how to dispose of the device Spotify doesn't want you mishandling the garbage they made we wouldn't what what do you want us it's expensive it's $90 garbage I think doesn't even work what do you want me to do with it and whale scientists think theyve figured out why orcas have been ramming and sometimes sinking boats off the coast of Spain Portugal France and Morocco this Behavior has been going on for 5 years 673 boats have been attacked since 2020 what could Inspire such aggression grief Revenge nope uh it turns out it was it was bored teens juvenile killer whales just apparently enjoy messing with the Rudders of ships it was a fat and it just kind of caught on everyone was doing it mom now this isn't to say that these orines aren't dangerous official guidance is that if you see one do not enter the water or they will tear you apart with pointed insults about your outfit and general Vibe your self-esteem may never recover and I may never recover if you don't come back on Monday for more Tech news I mean like it's going to happen the show and someone needs to watch I can't I'll probably be doing the tech news so you know like someone please I don't the world is so confusing"}