Okay, I know what'll reignite spark
I don't think spitting on me
I thought I had a fart ready to go
So instead of a fart you just talked to Luke yet me
Oh my god
Does it even matter? Should I just be like yeah it works and we'll just get L-roll?
Sure, let's get L-roll God d*** it
I'm sorry Oh my god, okay just go over there and I'll just yeah
Okay Anyway
Sorry I actually didn't God it's fine
Just clone my own minus when I get home This video has really gone off the rails
There you go There's probably going to be a Floatplane exclusive and it's probably going to get us cancelled
Let's go So what did you ask me? The elliptical obliquity
I don't even see that in here Oh there
Yeah Ecliptic That's ecliptic, that's what I said
You said elliptical No Yes you did
Editor, insert when I said ecliptic
Pick your, I don't know, medium words then Sure
You're going to slay this I mean
These aren't words I'm pretty sure drink is a word
And decay is also a word Okay, look
I can only do so much
I thought that was too aged
Are these the same backgrounds? Yeah, Ashley, what the tux space gets
Tux math Hard, I couldn't read it
They're not close enough together Tech
It takes me so long to read them because they're so far apart
Techno A style of fast heavy electronic dance music
I know what techno is But it's a word
You said it's not a word It's not a real word
It's like short for, I don't know
For what techno
And now you're going to want to find where our data is in whatever partition
Yeah, so it was in pictures Fantastic
Well, wait, I don't want desktop Is this the wrong drive?
I'm almost wondering if for some reason it's maybe the wrong drive or the wrong partition
Player Oh, player one is on a joystick
That's why There's a problem right there What just happened
Oh, there we go Okay, now let's try
This interface is terrible
Oh Oh my god, I thought I was the blue one
This whole time, I completely forgot
Wait, which side am I supposed to be scoring on?
Oh, actually Oh, yeah I was trying to go in your net
I was shooting on the wrong net the whole time
Okay, so which one of us is the bigger idiot here though?
Stop Are you trying? Are you trying at this point?
To what? Put some romance back in our relationship
It's tough, Linus, you're never around anymore
Oh, no, those are not pictures There's only two
Where'd our pictures go? In fairness, we did permanently delete them
Maybe if we had hit the power switch immediately, like I told you to
I'm losing my mind, Linus I'm fading
Attempt data rescue Yeah This can take a very long time
Yeah, this is why we need calendars for people like Elijah
We don't know when Canada was born We can open it up and verify that they're in there
Wow Error interpreting You took an amazing picture of that question mark
Like, have you tried this? Yes, and I swear to God, I opened it at home
Or at the other building I mean, let's try rebooting into Windows
Because theoretically, we should be able to see the USB file path
Let's have a look here, shall we? Wait, where is it supposed to be?
I think I have actually navigated to every point on here
So... We can't undelete them, so they did go somewhere
They were supposed to go back to our C drive though
Ugh Well, this is the real suicide Linux
We lost our files My pictures of my cat, Linus
Where did they go? Hey, just search for Elijah, Linus
I'm not gonna show up on Google Yeah, you will
Oh, there you go No, no, you'll be there Hold on, hold on
You'll get there one day, champ Well, you're using Bing
100% Damn Immediately
Man, how is Bing this f**king bad?
Like, honestly
Who the f**k is this? Someone's ROG Rig Reboot Submission
Like, honestly, what is this? Why is this here?
Alright, let's just delete these Hopefully we can get this to work this time
Good job, Pepsi Hey, nice So there's our pictures
Okay, why aren't you mounting?
Well, I mean... Did you take me out?
Give me flowers? Slow, yeah
Very Obese, no I mean, maybe, but...
Bruh Technically, this isn't a distro
like everything else we've shown but there was no way we were not going to include this
It's a Debian package that can be installed onto your OS
that makes it so if you mess up a command any command, it wipes your drive
and if you're wondering why this exists you're not alone
Oh, sorry, sorry
Oh, that's really small, thank you
Okay, you went there
You went there, I couldn't read the text on the prompter from your buddy
It's so far away
Let's do that one more time
I'm really sad now It was so fast
Why you gotta be like this? What, me?
It's fine, okay Fresh, should show up
Cool Wow, it just moves the mouse cursor
It's not showing up Like, really? Oh, well, it's probably not passing through
Yeah, I've realized the setting might have virtual box Disabled in virtual box
You should have just had ten separate computers and gone bare metal for all of them
Next time See, I... We'll have ten computers
I suggested that and then I was told that is too many
Yeah, that's really dumb Don't eat
Don't tell me to do it, then, Linus Sometimes I'm just testing you
Oh, I don't know, that's the problem Well, that's also part of it
Just tell him to do something really stupid and then see if he does it
I'll move to the writing department
Well, I'd say we have the lowest stress levels in the company
Sure, buddy Why can't you format my driver?
Hey, look, just be happy you don't have Taren's job
The editor? Didn't he move?
No I know
I'm just being a s***
He really does work at it Who? Taren?
You Being a s***
He has pills, I saw them He takes s***s' whole pills
They taste like s***
Come on, that's funny
I have to laugh, he's my boss
Come on, the whole pills taste like s*** Come on, that's really funny
Oh s***, I just got it Oh my god That's why I didn't laugh
I'm sitting here, I'm going like, that's really funny
It's really funny, Linus That's really nice, I can't believe
Sometimes you
That one sentence, is that your whole sentence?
What the f***
I can't believe sometimes you
You heard me One of these days I'll stand up for myself
One of these days Straight to the moon, Linus
I get the reference now, man, it doesn't have to go there
What?
Like a butt punch to the moon
That's not where I was going I was going like under the chin
And you were just so short, so I had to reach lower
I don't get it Do you know what a euphemism is?
I've heard the word Okay, you've got to just tell me when I'm using words that you don't understand
Because that might have given you the context you cheated
To know what the f*** I was talking about Is it like a metaphor?
No Oh And that's a simile
Okay, euphemism is a gentler term
Oh, I see Adult star Instead of porn star
Gave up the ghost
I don't know, I'm sorry Instead of f***ing died
That was funny
Euphemisms Cool
Kind person What the f*** is that?
A euphemism for I mean, when you say someone is nice
Oh, that's why you're always like, good job, buddy
No, no, that's verbal irony
Can we continue? Yeah, we can
Yeah, we can play the game now This isn't a game
I need you to fix my data Alright, okay, okay, okay
Now I'm going to be the one who looks like an idiot Because I've actually never used system rescue before
Test-disk
Excuse me? One word, test-disk You would have died in suicide blood
No, you would have died There we go
Okay
So take off all your merch
I don't get it Let's keep going Shut up, there's no way
What do you mean no way? There's no way
Is that the name of the song? I don't understand what you're talking about
I'm pretty sure we've talked about this reference before
We might have, I don't know Did he actually not know it?
Was it before or after I fell down the stairs? I hate the build corner
It's f***ing cursed
Oh man What even is this video?
Top 10 one-if-isos Thank you
You asked, I just thought maybe you forgot I'm just really jet-legged
That's what happens when you Why back from Japan and then go to work the next day?
Yeah And I've played badminton every night since I got back
That's an issue, not an ish-me
Yeah, I know My family's not here
Damn Oh
Bowlings
I remember how Andrew talked to me earlier You were like, why do you seem nervous?
Yeah, you shouldn't have known that this was going to happen
No, because I was very confident that every single one of these was working
And then the shoot got delayed
So then I turned the computer off And I really shouldn't have turned the computer off
It helps that all the meeting that I had was probably totally pointless
The writing department has the least stress, doesn't it?
Well, we have our
Stress ball Who?
It's you We just squeeze you
Yeah I'm so glad I'm helpful
Most motherboards have a hotkey that you can press So that you can manually select it at boot
I know it's F8 on Well, it's not F8 on Asherock
Yeah, it's F8 on ASUS Okay ASUS
So much for the tech tip Get tipped
Yeah, 15 to 20%
Yeah Some places, maybe if you're a cheap ass
Okay, Mr. 1%er No, I just mean that I've f***ing
I've gotten things handed to me that have like 30% options on them and f***
It's crazy It's crazy
And then I have to like Select the highest one
Otherwise people are gonna post that s*** reddit Oh, man, it's a tax write-off
We'll just have to tax write-off these files No!
The family memories
How did we not put a tax write-off bit in the April Fools?
Because the April Fools had started writing before the tax write-off Yeah, but we just should have ad-libbed one on the day
Oh, I agree I didn't think of it
Really? Edge? It's the one that was installed Because I didn't think I would need to download my family photos again
Who the f*** are these people? My family That's not you
It's my family
Alright That guy's way ugly
Than me? Look at him, he's a silly looking git
I don't know, I think he's more attractive than me I think he looks creepy as f***
This girl's not happy to do this
This one's got a cute face This guy's not my dad Please help me
Okay, alright You like this image? Let's go with this one
Oh my god, okay And now I like this one Alright
Okay Look like a crack Okay
Look like a crackhead Pictures, I mean
Let's click on every image where Elijah looks like he has a drug problem
So all images He's gonna like that word
We didn't delete the photos
You keep wandering that way
It's not that I want to stand close to you No, no, I'm just worried you're gonna get mad at me
So I have to get mad at you? I have to step back just in case
Elijah, have I ever hit you?
No
Straight to the moon
Sorry, sir You're doing great
That means I'm getting fired Wait, they're there
What? What was that? What just happened?
Could this be any worse?
The answer is yes I have to hit the boot key so I can't move
That's okay, I'll move No, you move doesn't matter
Yeah, I'll carry it with me over here You'll be fine
It's gonna go over here
It's not bad over here I mean, I got a whiff of it and I'm like
I'm sorry, Vance Oh my god The shoot is going way longer
I mean, this is the last shoot for the day, right? It is
Okay, well, that's something There's only one more OS after this
Okay, if we can get this one to do its
fuking thing Put them
The basic data partition Data partition, you basic
Mount not available Nice
Why? Why won't you let me
fuking mount you
Okay, don't Wow, where is that on the list of worst pickup lines?
I'm thinking one? Number one
I can definitely say worse
I think that would be a challenge, dude
Don't Do not
Actually do not Anything that you can do in a terminal
and is grayed out in a GUI
actually infuriates me because if I can do it, then fuk off
and just let me do it in the GUI Don't gray that fuk out
Oh, it makes me so mad
If you can do it, just do it It's like, oh man
You know how you'll try to force quit an application in Windows?
Oh, yeah And it'll be like, nah, man, I can't
And then you go to like log out and immediately
Oh, that application can go away, it turns out Like immediately
Yeah Or you like execute the shutdown command and then all those files are in there
and then it disappears and then you just quickly cancel the shutdown command
You're like, gotcha And you hope it didn't go too far and everything's like really messed up
Have you had that happening before? Yeah
That's really funny I'm gonna plug the USB
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa I think you mean USB
Oh, it is 2G's I thought it was Pogo
There you go, done Pogo, Urban Dictionary Pogo, the opposite of Poggers
That's appropriate That's a Twitch term
Do you know Twitch?
Aprilism No
Anyone can flinch I do every time you raise your hand at me
Okay, sorry We'll talk about this later Sorry
Dammit Get Rick nerd
Alright, you win Dammit
I'm gonna surround your spawn
Dude, the last time I played Snake was on a phone that is older than you
Damn Holy sh- Look how long I just got off two apples
Oh, okay Anyways
Is Apple's Eve from this one?
I mean, this was a red pill video not a blue pill video
I had to Google what that reference was, by the way Blue pill?
No, the red pill Like, you re- It was the blue pill
What? You rewrote the intro and added a red pill
and I had to Google what the f*** a red pill reference was So that's what I Googled
Red pill reference and Matrix showed up
The blue pill is a really different thing
Oh, Viagra
Numwalk
F***, did you just call me? A numwalk
I actually kind of like that F***, numwalk
Got a nice ring to it Better than being a cat, numwalk
I wasn't sure where that was going
The shoot took three hours, Elijah
Oh, my God Oh, my God
I don't think there's a force in the universe stronger than the peeling of this sticker
Okay