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Should I just be like yeah it works and we'll just get L-roll? Sure, let's get L-roll God d*** it I'm sorry Oh my god, okay just go over there and I'll just yeah Okay Anyway Sorry I actually didn't God it's fine Just clone my own minus when I get home This video has really gone off the rails There you go There's probably going to be a Floatplane exclusive and it's probably going to get us cancelled Let's go So what did you ask me? The elliptical obliquity I don't even see that in here Oh there Yeah Ecliptic That's ecliptic, that's what I said You said elliptical No Yes you did Editor, insert when I said ecliptic Pick your, I don't know, medium words then Sure You're going to slay this I mean These aren't words I'm pretty sure drink is a word And decay is also a word Okay, look I can only do so much I thought that was too aged Are these the same backgrounds? Yeah, Ashley, what the tux space gets Tux math Hard, I couldn't read it They're not close enough together Tech It takes me so long to read them because they're so far apart Techno A style of fast heavy electronic dance music I know what techno is But it's a word You said it's not a word It's not a real word It's like short for, I don't know For what techno And now you're going to want to find where our data is in whatever partition Yeah, so it was in pictures Fantastic Well, wait, I don't want desktop Is this the wrong drive? I'm almost wondering if for some reason it's maybe the wrong drive or the wrong partition Player Oh, player one is on a joystick That's why There's a problem right there What just happened Oh, there we go Okay, now let's try This interface is terrible Oh Oh my god, I thought I was the blue one This whole time, I completely forgot Wait, which side am I supposed to be scoring on? Oh, actually Oh, yeah I was trying to go in your net I was shooting on the wrong net the whole time Okay, so which one of us is the bigger idiot here though? Stop Are you trying? Are you trying at this point? To what? Put some romance back in our relationship It's tough, Linus, you're never around anymore Oh, no, those are not pictures There's only two Where'd our pictures go? In fairness, we did permanently delete them Maybe if we had hit the power switch immediately, like I told you to I'm losing my mind, Linus I'm fading Attempt data rescue Yeah This can take a very long time Yeah, this is why we need calendars for people like Elijah We don't know when Canada was born We can open it up and verify that they're in there Wow Error interpreting You took an amazing picture of that question mark Like, have you tried this? Yes, and I swear to God, I opened it at home Or at the other building I mean, let's try rebooting into Windows Because theoretically, we should be able to see the USB file path Let's have a look here, shall we? Wait, where is it supposed to be? I think I have actually navigated to every point on here So... We can't undelete them, so they did go somewhere They were supposed to go back to our C drive though Ugh Well, this is the real suicide Linux We lost our files My pictures of my cat, Linus Where did they go? Hey, just search for Elijah, Linus I'm not gonna show up on Google Yeah, you will Oh, there you go No, no, you'll be there Hold on, hold on You'll get there one day, champ Well, you're using Bing 100% Damn Immediately Man, how is Bing this f**king bad? Like, honestly Who the f**k is this? Someone's ROG Rig Reboot Submission Like, honestly, what is this? Why is this here? Alright, let's just delete these Hopefully we can get this to work this time Good job, Pepsi Hey, nice So there's our pictures Okay, why aren't you mounting? Well, I mean... Did you take me out? Give me flowers? Slow, yeah Very Obese, no I mean, maybe, but... Bruh Technically, this isn't a distro like everything else we've shown but there was no way we were not going to include this It's a Debian package that can be installed onto your OS that makes it so if you mess up a command any command, it wipes your drive and if you're wondering why this exists you're not alone Oh, sorry, sorry Oh, that's really small, thank you Okay, you went there You went there, I couldn't read the text on the prompter from your buddy It's so far away Let's do that one more time I'm really sad now It was so fast Why you gotta be like this? What, me? It's fine, okay Fresh, should show up Cool Wow, it just moves the mouse cursor It's not showing up Like, really? Oh, well, it's probably not passing through Yeah, I've realized the setting might have virtual box Disabled in virtual box You should have just had ten separate computers and gone bare metal for all of them Next time See, I... We'll have ten computers I suggested that and then I was told that is too many Yeah, that's really dumb Don't eat Don't tell me to do it, then, Linus Sometimes I'm just testing you Oh, I don't know, that's the problem Well, that's also part of it Just tell him to do something really stupid and then see if he does it I'll move to the writing department Well, I'd say we have the lowest stress levels in the company Sure, buddy Why can't you format my driver? Hey, look, just be happy you don't have Taren's job The editor? Didn't he move? No I know I'm just being a s*** He really does work at it Who? Taren? You Being a s*** He has pills, I saw them He takes s***s' whole pills They taste like s*** Come on, that's funny I have to laugh, he's my boss Come on, the whole pills taste like s*** Come on, that's really funny Oh s***, I just got it Oh my god That's why I didn't laugh I'm sitting here, I'm going like, that's really funny It's really funny, Linus That's really nice, I can't believe Sometimes you That one sentence, is that your whole sentence? What the f*** I can't believe sometimes you You heard me One of these days I'll stand up for myself One of these days Straight to the moon, Linus I get the reference now, man, it doesn't have to go there What? Like a butt punch to the moon That's not where I was going I was going like under the chin And you were just so short, so I had to reach lower I don't get it Do you know what a euphemism is? I've heard the word Okay, you've got to just tell me when I'm using words that you don't understand Because that might have given you the context you cheated To know what the f*** I was talking about Is it like a metaphor? No Oh And that's a simile Okay, euphemism is a gentler term Oh, I see Adult star Instead of porn star Gave up the ghost I don't know, I'm sorry Instead of f***ing died That was funny Euphemisms Cool Kind person What the f*** is that? A euphemism for I mean, when you say someone is nice Oh, that's why you're always like, good job, buddy No, no, that's verbal irony Can we continue? Yeah, we can Yeah, we can play the game now This isn't a game I need you to fix my data Alright, okay, okay, okay Now I'm going to be the one who looks like an idiot Because I've actually never used system rescue before Test-disk Excuse me? One word, test-disk You would have died in suicide blood No, you would have died There we go Okay So take off all your merch I don't get it Let's keep going Shut up, there's no way What do you mean no way? There's no way Is that the name of the song? I don't understand what you're talking about I'm pretty sure we've talked about this reference before We might have, I don't know Did he actually not know it? Was it before or after I fell down the stairs? I hate the build corner It's f***ing cursed Oh man What even is this video? Top 10 one-if-isos Thank you You asked, I just thought maybe you forgot I'm just really jet-legged That's what happens when you Why back from Japan and then go to work the next day? Yeah And I've played badminton every night since I got back That's an issue, not an ish-me Yeah, I know My family's not here Damn Oh Bowlings I remember how Andrew talked to me earlier You were like, why do you seem nervous? Yeah, you shouldn't have known that this was going to happen No, because I was very confident that every single one of these was working And then the shoot got delayed So then I turned the computer off And I really shouldn't have turned the computer off It helps that all the meeting that I had was probably totally pointless The writing department has the least stress, doesn't it? Well, we have our Stress ball Who? It's you We just squeeze you Yeah I'm so glad I'm helpful Most motherboards have a hotkey that you can press So that you can manually select it at boot I know it's F8 on Well, it's not F8 on Asherock Yeah, it's F8 on ASUS Okay ASUS So much for the tech tip Get tipped Yeah, 15 to 20% Yeah Some places, maybe if you're a cheap ass Okay, Mr. 1%er No, I just mean that I've f***ing I've gotten things handed to me that have like 30% options on them and f*** It's crazy It's crazy And then I have to like Select the highest one Otherwise people are gonna post that s*** reddit Oh, man, it's a tax write-off We'll just have to tax write-off these files No! The family memories How did we not put a tax write-off bit in the April Fools? Because the April Fools had started writing before the tax write-off Yeah, but we just should have ad-libbed one on the day Oh, I agree I didn't think of it Really? Edge? It's the one that was installed Because I didn't think I would need to download my family photos again Who the f*** are these people? My family That's not you It's my family Alright That guy's way ugly Than me? Look at him, he's a silly looking git I don't know, I think he's more attractive than me I think he looks creepy as f*** This girl's not happy to do this This one's got a cute face This guy's not my dad Please help me Okay, alright You like this image? Let's go with this one Oh my god, okay And now I like this one Alright Okay Look like a crack Okay Look like a crackhead Pictures, I mean Let's click on every image where Elijah looks like he has a drug problem So all images He's gonna like that word We didn't delete the photos You keep wandering that way It's not that I want to stand close to you No, no, I'm just worried you're gonna get mad at me So I have to get mad at you? I have to step back just in case Elijah, have I ever hit you? No Straight to the moon Sorry, sir You're doing great That means I'm getting fired Wait, they're there What? What was that? What just happened? Could this be any worse? The answer is yes I have to hit the boot key so I can't move That's okay, I'll move No, you move doesn't matter Yeah, I'll carry it with me over here You'll be fine It's gonna go over here It's not bad over here I mean, I got a whiff of it and I'm like I'm sorry, Vance Oh my god The shoot is going way longer I mean, this is the last shoot for the day, right? It is Okay, well, that's something There's only one more OS after this Okay, if we can get this one to do its fuking thing Put them The basic data partition Data partition, you basic Mount not available Nice Why? Why won't you let me fuking mount you Okay, don't Wow, where is that on the list of worst pickup lines? I'm thinking one? Number one I can definitely say worse I think that would be a challenge, dude Don't Do not Actually do not Anything that you can do in a terminal and is grayed out in a GUI actually infuriates me because if I can do it, then fuk off and just let me do it in the GUI Don't gray that fuk out Oh, it makes me so mad If you can do it, just do it It's like, oh man You know how you'll try to force quit an application in Windows? Oh, yeah And it'll be like, nah, man, I can't And then you go to like log out and immediately Oh, that application can go away, it turns out Like immediately Yeah Or you like execute the shutdown command and then all those files are in there and then it disappears and then you just quickly cancel the shutdown command You're like, gotcha And you hope it didn't go too far and everything's like really messed up Have you had that happening before? Yeah That's really funny I'm gonna plug the USB Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa I think you mean USB Oh, it is 2G's I thought it was Pogo There you go, done Pogo, Urban Dictionary Pogo, the opposite of Poggers That's appropriate That's a Twitch term Do you know Twitch? Aprilism No Anyone can flinch I do every time you raise your hand at me Okay, sorry We'll talk about this later Sorry Dammit Get Rick nerd Alright, you win Dammit I'm gonna surround your spawn Dude, the last time I played Snake was on a phone that is older than you Damn Holy sh- Look how long I just got off two apples Oh, okay Anyways Is Apple's Eve from this one? I mean, this was a red pill video not a blue pill video I had to Google what that reference was, by the way Blue pill? No, the red pill Like, you re- It was the blue pill What? You rewrote the intro and added a red pill and I had to Google what the f*** a red pill reference was So that's what I Googled Red pill reference and Matrix showed up The blue pill is a really different thing Oh, Viagra Numwalk F***, did you just call me? A numwalk I actually kind of like that F***, numwalk Got a nice ring to it Better than being a cat, numwalk I wasn't sure where that was going The shoot took three hours, Elijah Oh, my God Oh, my God I don't think there's a force in the universe stronger than the peeling of this sticker Okay"}