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Two-byte brownies. Is this actually part of the upgrade?

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No, just for you. They're not really two-byte.

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No. Mmm.

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They're cut. I do need one more, though.

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It's not going to work, you know. Float-plane extras are just us eating brownies.

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I'm going to dig around. I'm going to find everything. Wow. That's a pretty good Wii game collection, too.

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I love it. It goes further. It's two layers.

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Wow. This is awesome. Definitely not bootleg, this one.

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No, that one was just a real slow copy. We have a lot of extras because...

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You have two copies of Wii Fit. How fit do you need to be?

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Not fit at all, because we don't have the sensor bar here.

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We don't have the board anymore. This was my Wii, which I have still the memory card in here for the GameCube games,

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but I also homebrewed it. So I had the occasional N64 game on there,

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which doesn't matter anymore because of the Nintendo Switch online.

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But it's just... Oh, you have to good service Nintendo Switch online.

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It feels more right doing it the broken way than doing it the paid way.

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There we go. Now we're into action. Dex, baby.

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Yeah. You're the only one person I've ever met who actually daily drove this.

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Yeah. Because I had an HP NV when I started the university,

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go through six years of the university, and then by the end of that, it was just an high five.

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Wasn't Envious anymore? No. I was Envious of everyone else.

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You know how rich some people are in business school? I would just pull up the file that I would need on the one side,

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and I would type out my document for school,

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and then I'd have the browser, which we can just launch Chrome on this side.

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I almost feel like this would have been a better intro. The Dex user?

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He's literally using his phone as his PC.

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We've got to save this guy. I mean, it works!

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It works. Like, look how long it's going. Like, I got full 60 Hertz.

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Yeah. Like, you can't. You can't totally knock it.

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When you're desperate, you're desperate. Yeah. And the point of entry was a phone I already had,

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and then a monitor I picked up that was just a display unit,

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so I even got a deal on that. You know what? I've changed my mind.

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I don't even feel bad for you anymore. I don't even think you need a computer. This is great.

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Stolen. Merch requested.

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Please tell me. That you've at least prepped for this, though.

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Did you watch the last build guide you'll ever need? Yeah.

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Really? I had to scrub through it to get to the parts that I needed, but for the most part, I tried to take as many notes as possible.

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Well then, it shouldn't be a problem.

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Do you have the LTT screwdriver? I do.

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Yes! I have so many family members wanting this.

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Oh, he's talking, not me. Oh, sorry. Do you have a gun?

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Since we announced this, I've hyped this up so much for my family members,

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so I have about four people waiting to get on the pre-order list.

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They have notifications signed up, and everybody else is just in the weeds waiting for it,

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so I'm incredibly excited for these.

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Well, you can use it today. Oh, okay. Yay. This one's actually final.

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This is final ratchet. V3.

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I don't understand this. Yeah. This is engineering speak.

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It's like doctor writing. Should we put down like a desk pad for safety?

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For safety? I don't know. Are you planning to get hurt? I don't know.

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Like, are you worried about this or the surface of your desk?

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Because this is fine. Okay. I don't believe that you actually did watch the ultimate physical thing,

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because then you would know that this goes on top of the box.

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I do know that. I'm just scared in general. Do you see how big my fingers are?

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Like, this is going to go so wrong. I don't think your fingers are that big.

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While you work on SSD and RAM, we've got a 1TB P5 Plus along with 32GB of Crucial Ballistics.

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Too bad they don't do ballistics anymore. Right. It was so upsetting.

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3,600 megatransit per second. Good stuff. Good pairing.

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It's funny. I actually, this is from the office,

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because I had a kit of RAM that I got from the Christmas party,

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but the one problem was said kit of RAM. Oh my gosh, I need that jerry knife.

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The one problem with that was that it was four sticks,

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and I wanted ITX all the way. So I don't want to get half the RAM that I won.

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So we just kind of just did a mutual little switcheroo.

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A stealeroo. iPad Pro is one of those things that I feel like a lot of the people who buy them

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don't really have a great justification for needing them,

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but for the people who do need them, man, is it ever a cool machine.

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Dbrand says, you've got to go over here and Dbrand says,

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Dbrand says you need to go to dbrand.com slash how.

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Dbrand says you've got to go to their website to see the

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Dbrand says you've got to go to their website for the installation instructions.

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Instructions? What am I doing? I wasn't even in the right hole.

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Oh no. I'm not taking that bait.

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Have you managed to install anything yet? Nope.

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Are you serious? What are you even doing? I'm putting this back on because I missed the hole.

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Don't. Nope.

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I'm going to have this whole other computer built by the time you get that computer started.

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First of all, that computer comes pre-built, which was also an, oh right, I was kind of thinking like, oh,

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should I just go easy and just go pre-built? And then I realized- You'd be the first Intel Extreme Tech Upgrade to just do a pre-built PC.

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And then I was thinking about something like, no, because there are actually cases that I've had my eye on since like watching you guys.

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I'd kind of love that because then we could just

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plop it on and then be done with the day. And then take an early lunch and call it a day.

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Right. I think the best thing I can say about the record sound quality is that I can't really tell the difference.

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Which is a good sign because sometimes they do get scratched,

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they do get indented, or they just have a ton of grime on them.

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Yeah. I do have a cleaning kit in here to help prevent that.

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Kroof has a much better one, which he's invited me over to to clean these up.

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And now we do- Record cleaning party. It really is.

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Yeah, yeah. Bring them all, put them in a tote bag, and-

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I mean, look, the reality of it is my hobbies are no less stupid.

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I mean, that's beat saber. I literally have a launcher for those like model rocket things that you like paint and

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start to go to the park with my kids and- What happens when they crash?

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You lose them. That's a zero sum hobby.

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That's worse than more hammer. Well, one thing that's good about it is when I die, my kids won't have to get rid of my crap

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because I'll have lost it already. You know, as a society, that's like a huge problem we have right now is like the boomers and all

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the crap that they accumulated and us having nowhere to put it the next generation.

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I mean, your record collection is wonderful though. No one will ever be taking it to the thrift store when you're dead.

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Hopefully. This got a little awkward.

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I am convinced that this whole record thing is a fad and we'll go away.

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So that's the thing. Our parents' records are still surviving from the 70s and such.

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Yes, but you can only make it one generation.

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How many people collect gramophone recordings?

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We had one in the family. So technically speaking, we, uh, okay, it exists.

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Look, my point is collectibles are like this.

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Okay, they've got their brand new value. They go like this when they're just kind of everywhere and old and crappy.

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And then they see a resurgence when that generation that owned them as kids has money

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and can go and try and relive that nostalgia. And they go and they like skyrocket.

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And then those people start to have other priorities in their life.

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Eventually they start to die and their kids don't care unless their parents were like super into it.

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And then you might see another little hump, but that's it. That's the curve.

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You got your value. You got your decline. You got your skyrocket. You got your steep decline.

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You got maybe a dead cat bounce and then you're done.

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I'm sorry. Essentially a rug pull. Yes.

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Eventually everything is worthless.

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Sorry, I'm being a bit of a downer.

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You know what? No, Matt, your Guardians of the Galaxy awesome mix volume one is probably going to be worth

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10 grand for your great grandkids.

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And with hyperinflation, like we're experiencing right now,

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10 grand might even be worth like a chocolate bar.

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I've got better ones that I hope will see some better value in the future.

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We've got the Green Day album. Green Day is a classic.

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Ever heard of these old guys? No, I haven't. Sorry.

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I'm kidding. Kidding, obviously.

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Hey Matt.

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Yeah. Say hi Flo Plain. Hi Flo Plain.
