five what's up y'all what's up gamers
friday baby i had two on location shoot days this week that is i heard about that is too many
is that two too many or one no i don't mind one um it's just it's just disruptive because i'm out
of office so i'm like i can't like go talk to someone real quick if i need to i can't um
it's like i can't go use my computer to do things like if there's downtime or whatever
if we need to do a quick audio pickup for something we have to like go like
find a room that might have acoustics that are kind of similar to what i originally recorded
it in like it's just yeah it's just really inconvenient
you want to see something cool you can't say what it is or react to it what well you can react to
it but you can't say what it is what the or indicate what is your problem what it would be
why do you do this to the floaters what did they ever do because i think it's fun
oh wow yep oh that's very cool it's on both of them
don't worry you guys will know soon yep tm yep yeah
lucasic yep never seem to get better i think that it is more notable when he's not
man i was good there for a long time and then just what's it like
just being trash at a basic thing like not being sick not getting infected constantly
i wouldn't know dude i don't know my my immune system is funny though because like i will feel
like kind of garbage for very long periods of time and then i will eventually like go on vacation
then immediately be sick as a dog like i think my body has just kind of figured out that there's
no time for that over the many years of doing this that's actually a thing and it's just like no
theoretically that's part of why i get sick immediately when i come home from trips all
the time right nice nice i just start to you start to relax and then your your body's like oh
i can use this inflammation for healing just like what if we engaged in
whole body nuclear warfare for two weeks i like it it's good um i'm gonna turn the heat up
either the bugs will die or i will die we'll see no neither of us has ever taken a sabbatical
i don't think either of us has ever taken longer than a two week vacation even even though both
of us are eligible i believe for four weeks per year now four at ten years yeah you're over ten
years i might explain why i constantly have extra at the end of the year yeah you have a month of
vacation plus two weeks flex time that's incredible i definitely we actually have a pretty like use
it compared to some like european countries and stuff like they're probably going like what are
you peasants or whatever they don't work oh okay well i wouldn't okay well i'm not taking a stance
on any of that as a for some reason i've taken to just like attacking europeans in the pre-show
i don't know why this has happened i'm just saying that once your tenure once your tenure here reaches
a certain point you are you are literally off six six weeks out of the year well uh paid that's
that's pto so what actually happens is you don't do that and then you get into december and then
people yell at you well that's how i don't know
i don't know if i've ever even taken two weeks like in one block niplis cage says i'm not fond of the
french and to i to be fair to everyone i have four four europeans working for full play pto
can't say i've heard that before can you explain like i'm an american i thought it was an american
term um paid time off i thought it was an american term too yeah um yeah do we allow the time to be
cashed out i don't think we do i think the idea is you're supposed to take vacation i think you're
flex maybe yeah but that might be changed it so many times i don't know i don't even know anymore
somebody asked me if something was possible recently and i was like you're gonna need to ask hr
because i honestly don't know yeah um
all right should we paid time off
what no it's it's not paid time off it's prepare the others because i won't be here what nice
um
okay should we uh i was a german i'm offended and hurt because it's true
yeah no conrad you cannot bank time for 12 years then take an entire paid year off i have uh i banked
the one week of vacation that we were or yeah we used to allow vacation banking for up to one
following calendar year i think so i did that forever i just kept rolling the same week over
my theory my theory was that you'd get interest on it or what effectively effectively kind of
because i rolled it over when i had my first year salary
you see what i'm doing here you see how that works it's actually like you bastard it's actually
really financially effective only if you get raises yeah that's true that's true that's true
they've happened well i don't know i was trying to play into the whole thing where i apparently
don't pay you so oh well i'm doing pretty good the meme is dead apparently you gave him like a
computer a couple times i think that's enough i think that's enough how many has it been everything's
computer including your raise it's not even that many i think three two there was the sli one
there's the one you have now
geodude was the sli one right oh no you must have had something before that there's no way you
bought a computer before that so whatever was before that so at least three i i remember three
i'm trying to think if there was maybe another one and i don't know
because there was there was the 900d yeah raxis says apparently your hack is a thing
in the military you used to be able to accrue months of vacation as a low rank and then take it
right before retirement getting months of paid vacation at your maximum pay yeah
it makes sense oh man uh okay we should we should start the show we're a little late it's not my fault though
but i'm not going to say who's fault it is because they are not participating in the game
and they are awesome and should not be blamed for anything
what it's true i'm not gonna throw i'm not gonna throw them under the bus uh-huh were you talking
about Jake no but don't guess if i say we're not going to name someone don't guess them i
bet it was Jake i don't i would have no problem blaming Jake i'll tell you that much i will i
will say i you you had to do work after 4 30 but we got thumbnail and i will also say so many points
for thumbnail and title and you were here the whole time i was amazing i think it's fine i was here
i think it's fine i don't think whoever this person is they should get a win
right so i says explain pto versus flex so flex is not scheduled that no there is an
there is a main primary but you can schedule flex time now can't you
yeah well when we introduced it i thought i thought we had to use flex before vacation
man the rules has changed it's very confusing so okay i'll just stay at work all the time
i don't use it so it's a lot easier a big part of the issue is the esa the employment standards
act in bc it changed partway through it puts a lot of restrictions on us for what we can and can't do
and what we can or can't call things or whatever else so our flex time is intended if you go back
to what it was originally for it was intended to allow unscheduled time off so whether that's
sick time or whether that's i have to go to a dentist appointment or whatever and it was
supposed to allow for small increments so i just need one day off you're supposed to use your flex
time a scheduled vacation i am going away i will be off for a week i'll be off for two weeks that
was supposed to be um checked in with your manager so that we could like plan the um the scheduling
for the year so that we know what everyone's you know vacation time is so we can make sure that we
you know don't have an entire department that's not staffed for three weeks or whatever you know
so vacation was intended to be used by that and was meant to be booked in longer chunks
i don't know if there's been any change made to that but that was that was the original concept
but i think if i remember correctly partway through like you guys had flex time and then partway
through having flex time the employment standards act changed so that we had to have sick time so
because we had flex time which was our sick time plus just i need a day off thing um then we had to
like re categorize yeah some of our flex time or something so it's changed a bunch of times but it
wasn't even just because of us marble asks wait you don't have unlimited paid sick days no we do not
those are um well they're not i mean they're not awful like if i wanted to just be paid to not be
at work i mean i'd be into that personally no company in a lot of city use them oh well i don't
know i don't know anything about that oh the uh i think there's a different thing then oh okay i think
you're thinking of unlimited pto oh perhaps okay unlimited pto is like yeah uh sorry i'm only half
listening that should be a red flag if you live in a company huge yeah unlimited pto is a sneaky
tricky way to give you zero pto have you considered how this makes you evil in some way nope i don't
get paid when i'm not at work like what i don't really what makes you evil sorry what oh not having
unlimited paid sick days oh i don't think that's very normal in canada i don't know any oh it's
super not normal here yeah i suspect in countries where that is normal it's partially subsidized
by the government like conceptually it's a super cool idea um you know like i i like i said if i
was like working somewhere like i'd like that um we do have unlimited welches we do have that
but sometimes they run out you know it's like uh it's like lifetime warranties
they're their lifetime until they're not unlimited days off they're unlimited until
you're fired for taking them like i don't know yeah see so cohen said yes it's subsidized here
in the Netherlands yeah it's it's a country difference thing yeah like it's not it's not it's
not magic it has to come from somewhere like you know we we go back far enough right like when we
were you know a farming society you know in the pre pre common era time like if you didn't
you know farm something you didn't eat um and like you know you could be sick and someone would
cover for you a bit um but there's not like an unlimited amount of that and if there is which
there should be a social safety net i i pay my taxes with i wouldn't say like a giant grin on my face
i don't love how inefficiently they're used sometimes but i i do proudly pay my taxes as a canadian
knowing that there are programs that help out people who really need it um i i'm supportive
of programs like that but no you can't just like be on payroll for an a forever amount of time
getting paid fully and not being at work because that's not really the deal that's that's not
employment anymore it also uh has an outsized negative impact on small companies just something
that i don't think people think about a ton when it comes to certain was or even mid-sized companies
yeah um i feel like we need more terms lightning shifts asks us are your family responsibility
days paid i don't know what those are we have flex time and those are paid so we have vacation
time it's flex time okay yeah so we have vacation time and we have flex time so we have um two to
start then three after five years then four after ten years of vacation time and then we have two
weeks of flex time that i think kicks in after your first year or i'd know because i think i've
no idea so that was the whole thing where the esa changed and then i think you can start banking
them immediately now or maybe maybe it was the other way around i don't remember if anyone on
staff is watching and we also made it recently better for people or something but i don't know
exactly we're always fine-tuning it um everything's a write-off says last night yeah exactly uh
sir sale bot asks what about maternity leave um yeah that's that's mandated by the esa um
which is good because then i believe it's partially subsidized right oh yes yes maternity
leave is partially subsidized that's how this stuff works might eat um pseudo code asks would
you be willing to publicize this document no i don't i don't think i don't think many companies
would do that that's like kind of a crazy ask no offense um like that's our own internal policy
documentation you gotta be kidding me the fact that i'm talking about any of this at all is uh
kind of like madness like no company would do this i shouldn't say no but very few
hergot says that's not how it works you're on paid illness for
some time where your company pays you then you go into a government program in most european countries so it's not like you'll be paid by the company for forever it's like okay
that's cool so we have we have disability as well so you can apply for disability and again
so it goes back to the social safety net but i'm not talking about any of that i'm talking about
what we have there are differences between countries it's it's a crazy thing yeah um
ginger knighted asks would you be willing to publish sensitive employee details exactly right
slash s all right should we do this thing
this is interesting as a romanian at least yeah i don't know i mean
look there's pros and cons to the way everybody does it like it's always fascinating um
hearing americans talk about how crap our wages are it's like
like yeah you know our cost of living is like actually legitimately higher especially in areas
like vancouver in toronto like the major metropolitan centers um but you know i can tell
you i spend a lot less on health care yeah um and employers pay into health care so there's
this whole thing yeah that's not on your pay stub necessarily wait it is it's kind of like
comparing the price of an item on the shelf compared to like the total cost of ownership
of an item on the shelf um and it's and it's complicated man like it's and it's not um not
all of it can be measured objectively like no idea what i'm doing 444 said honestly Linus
it's weird you haven't just posted your entire staff social security numbers are equivalent
i mean there was that one time
was that social security numbers no it was everyone's salaries yeah that was pretty funny
that was pretty fun in retrospect yeah in retrospect at the time it wasn't pretty funny
oh man
um and like another thing here is so many states are at will employment so you can literally just
be fired and you're just fired um the esa contains a lot of protections like i know that i'm probably
going to annoy a lot of the europeans watching this again but like y'all need to like actually calm
down with the whole like if you're not unionized you are being exploited thing like our esa is
super strong um the employment standards act and the protections that are in place are a thing
that do exist um that you can go to the human rights tribunal um you can go to work safe bc
there there are actually bodies that you know unlike some of the things that i've talked about
with respect to like product warranty um and our government being kind of toothless as far as that
goes be in that regard they've got fangs when it comes to the esa so like if i've talked i've said
this so many times and my words keep getting twisted um you know if the staff were to unionize
or something like that i'd literally by law i can't do anything i can't do anything to step in
their way so if they haven't then it's because they haven't i thought it was really interesting
that you can't even just decide to close the company like you you can't even decide to just
not do it anymore that's wild that's very wild yeah i literally can't do anything it's interesting um
but the need like i i fully understand yeah not being able to close the company and then spin up
another one that's essentially the same things just dodge it it's it's interesting to me that you
can't just close the company and just be like i'm just going to retire now interesting yeah so it's
like it's it's a whole thing man like it's it's complicated and it's um it's not simple and i think
people like people get people have their own regional and cultural and lived experience
perspectives on things like we talked about credit cards last week and uh wow i heard that
through the mic that was gross like we talked about credit cards and there are certain cultures
that are like adamantly against them see them as like a thing of evil and there are definitely
ways that they contribute negatively or yeah societally there they yeah i actually wouldn't
disagree with you yep however on a personal basis using them responsibly they are an
outstanding tool and if you can't allow yourself to see things from an alternate
perspective i think you're i think you're doing yourself a disservice that's all
did someone just say go panthers in the chat hold on a second
and shoot i just closed my thing uh band
okay hold on who was that i didn't see it tell me who it was i got it
you want me to ban them
no don't ban them don't ban them oh dude i see it i know you see the name i'm kidding how do
you unban them you're dude i don't want some i know i know you're not following the final this
year but it has been phenomenal hockey very entertaining three ot's out of four games like
dude and two within the last 30 second tangles like did you watch the last game no i oh my god
what a roller coaster emma's grandma yeah still has a grandma um left her a voicemail
a long voicemail like ranting about the hockey game it was actually epic
like got like into it like cheering for who uh oh yeah oh cheering for the oiler was this
like after the first period she's from over there um there was some time last night i don't remember
i didn't she didn't show me the voicemail right i think she was upset about upset or something
or is she happy because she was they won last night she was like so it must have been probably
during the game or something yeah oh dude they played apparently i missed the first period
they played apparently according i was texting with david um david goche from the writing team
i was like yo i'm tuning in now but like dude buddy it might be over the second i tuned into the
game sometime in the second period david's like okay you are officially a good luck charm because
this is the best hockey they've played in this game they completely turned it around so it's
probably during that yeah they were down three nothing oh yeah they won down three nothing they
came back made it four three panthers scored with like 20 seconds left on the clock that's a bit of
a theme um and then oilers wanted an ot with just a garbage ugly goal completely against the flow
play but you know what i'll take it tie series coming back to canada let's go when's the final
do we know yet um no we won't know yet because of games it could be six games or seven games right
now oh when is we should do a watch seven is on that's what i'm getting at i'm super down so game
seven is on june 20th oh that's rough when is game six june 20th isn't exactly a week it's on a
friday oh well we could always tape delay it and just not look at chat that night it's an option
technically yeah uh crystal says go panthers actual panthers though sure you know what i'm down
all right i'll cheer for wildcats yeah all right should we do this thing let's do this thing
okay i'm gonna resume the selected
oh
hey there's your monitor running you should go out and catch it oh welcome to the
wancho we got a great show lined up for you guys uh we're gonna be talking about
microsoft's big foray into handheld gaming or should i say small small little step
little step of the toe pinky toe in water uh we're also going to be talking about apple's jam
packed w w dc which i gotta say um i wasn't involved in the creation of this video so i'm
going to say two things real quick one great job team i watched the finished output and i was just
like no notes upload it freaking awesome and then number two great job apple i watched the video no
notes send it uh what else we got this week uh we got reviewed oh we did our products we did you
of them we actually got we got reviewed twice we uh more than that really do you know about the
the backpack comparison us versus ridge yeah oh dude yeah we get reviewed a lot lately i don't know
what's going on it's almost like we make a bunch of products and people are like oh well we should
review them that's wild also the second most important thing on this entire dock is that
spaceballs two was announced
the show is brought to you today by vessie oh do and delete me and of course as usual our
rap partner is dbrand our laptop partner is del and our chair partner is i always lean the wrong
way i always lean like it's a mirror but it's a camera feed secret lab all right should we jump
right into shift fashion group reviewing our clothing if you guys missed it shift fashion
group a creator known for breaking down clothing from big retail brands reviewed some LTT Store
merch um they had a lot to say about our t-shirts in particular and our fashion team is going to be
doing a react video to share their expert thoughts you guys are going to be able to catch that soon
on Floatplane and because we didn't want there to be a perception that this is like
something we're trying to pay wall our response to uh that's going to be a rare Floatplane exclusive
that is also going to go up on LMG clips so our when show clips channel that's where we do put
exclusive sometimes we're just doing it right away we're just doing it i don't know if it'll be right
away right away but it'll be very soon got so we're going to put it up there so you guys can
check out their response i'm actually very i'm really interested in seeing them i'm very excited
to watch it because i didn't have a merch meeting this week um they're only every other week so i
haven't had a chance to talk to the team since shift fashion group uploaded their video so that's
going to be super cool cool um they also had some really right away they had some okay there you go
they had oh it will also not got them uh it will also not take up an exclusive upload slot this is
what it's like isn't it yeah it's terrible yeah you can use they also had some really positive
things to say about our cargo pants which by the way i am wearing uh they actually tied for fourth
place all time on the channel's leaderboard um they were very pleased with the task jacket too
both of which are newer more recently developed garments so i'm very excited then about the
direction that our team's going and our discussion topic today is um you know how does it feel i
guess to even be considered yeah in the same conversation as major brands like uniclo i mean
we've always had a goal of creating products rather than you know creator merch um and i think
that if we were to go back and look at our earliest attempts i mean even even something
like the water bottle you know ignoring the the refined uh you know more easily cleanable not to
mention um more rugged clip version of the of the of the top that we've that we have created more
recently this is just an existing water bottle design you and i literally like we have a lost
and found at smash champs the badminton center where i get people leave water bottles all the
time because it's a sports facility so i get to see all the different brands that are clearly
using the exact same tooling for their water bottles like we just we just did a cool print
on a water bottle you know you go back to our very early products even on the on the fashion
side as well where we were just printing on top of off the shelf shirts and uh doing our best with
things like the original stealth hoodie where they were okay but we've clearly learned a lot
and you look at where we've come now the fact that we are even being looked at with the same
level of scrutiny as big names in the industry honestly pretty exciting to me and uh i guess
that's not really a discussion question i guess i kind of did all the discussion without really
letting you get a word in edgewise this really is a this is a terrible show it's a terrible show
i i just justice for luke i just want to say that this isn't the type of content that i would
necessarily personally spend a bunch of time watching on youtube but i watched this whole video
and not only was it like really interesting to see our stuff get looked at in this way because
we've had we've had uh you know uh project farm did the the screwdriver and the shirt i think
did the shirt it was more ad hoc the shirt yeah well all of his stuff is yeah i think there's
definitely product categories that he has a little bit more lockdown domain knowledge
that is applicable to sure yeah but it but it was fun seeing like actual people that are into
this specific thing look at our clothing um and not only was it kind of fun to watch but i think
their hosting was really cool and uh sorry their hosting was really cool i thought the video was
good and the host was good as well um and it was just neat i'm actually like kind of interested
in checking out more of this stuff because it was it was fun how educational it was
like learned a bunch of stuff just oh dude i love merge meeting oh yeah i just felt like like
because i don't go to merge meeting so this felt like kind of that for me if that makes sense
dude it's it's amazing how to learn stuff it's amazing how um how perspective broadening it is
to talk to experts in a field that you take for granted yeah so like i guarantee you here
can you grab that white thing on the edge of the table i guarantee you that if you sat down
with the scientists who determine the optimal freaking dimple pattern on this and you know
the the optimal size of this role for you know the turn radius versus the number of layers and like
what looks bigger to the consumer on the shelf and you know why are they this long
there is so much thought and there's so much care and consideration and science that goes
into the things around us that um there's there's an unlimited capacity for for learning
interesting things if you have a curious mind and one of the one of the big perspective changes
i think for me as i've gotten older and as i've learned how little i know and not even that but
how little i think about things like that that have been deeply considered um the more
understanding i am of the people in my life who don't give a s*** about tag
because there's stuff going on for them still because to me it's so obvious that i should know
like how many FPS a graphics card might have before i buy it and that i should i should
fundamentally understand the the design balance between cost and power consumption and how loud
it is and how you know what what it's going to fit in and and all of these considerations um
but then i will i will need a i'll need a drill bit and i will literally just go to rona and i'll
be like i don't know that one looks like it's made with good quality and i will take it home
because it might work for the right materials and for me for me the way that i will use that drill
bit i don't care it doesn't really matter they're gonna use it enough times exactly i'm not i'm not
a professional craftsman or whatever yeah so it doesn't really matter whereas if i'm the kind of
person who uses my gaming pc a lot that i'm gonna put i'm gonna put my my my points you know i'm
gonna put my character building points my time points into that and it's made me it's made me
a lot more understanding and a lot more um it's made it easier i think for me to try to
communicate the value except noobs um no it's not that it's made it it's altered the way we've
done our content is what i'll say yeah and we still we still want to do graphs you know we
still want to do charts we still want to include numbers for the people who care about it but if
you listen to what we're actually saying in the background we're kind of telling you what you
pretty much need to know if you don't care about all of that um because i'm i'm a lot more open to
the idea that you cannot care about that and that's actually okay yeah because and like dude if i had
told my like forum dweller like 17 year old self any of this he'd have been so mad he'd have written
a thing like this long about how anyone who spends 30 more and gets 3 less should spend
the 30 less and get 3 more performance you did that other product is completely invalid to the
point where it shouldn't even exist we should only have the one that's like the better choice and it's
like like seriously dude i'd get back in like the athlon the athlon 64 days okay i like i would
actually get upset at people who bought a pentium d and just bought a pentium d because they like
Intel and i'm like yo it's so hot and i literally would see this years later like it's so hot it
is going to discolor the back of your motherboard socket from how flippin hot this thing is the
performance is worse and Intel in the with the arrogance they had back then didn't discount at
all there it was just more expensive hotter and worse and it's like your decision is invalid
is what was what was my attitude back then and these days i'm a lot more dude i'm a i'm so much
more just you know what like people ask me what phone should i buy and i'm just you should buy a
phone you'd like you know it's been interesting um there i don't know nice to be more opinionated
about apple i was about to get into apple i don't think the the first video is out yet but we are
doing a switch to iphone challenge for lifelong Android users and my wife going back to i think
the original samsung galaxy like before it was called s or one or anything was it s i can't
remember i i'm pretty no i think maybe it was a galaxy two whatever she she has been a samsung
Android user for literally like as long as galaxy phones have existed um and she's gone iphone
and it's been very interesting hearing her perspective as someone who has tried it before
she actually gave it a shot like five or six years ago i was like you should try an iphone just see
how you like it and she hated it and i'm not going to spoil too much but i will say that it's a
different experience than last time interesting very interesting the most eye-opening part for me
and i've talked about this on wand before but uh my mom had to switch from we were like we were
we were an Android household you know uh everybody had Android phones an Android house yeah and then
we're not real people she were just androids she had she had to get an iphone for work uh
and she got it and just watching the adoption curve like knowing where she was at with Android
which was like you know functional that's about there and then watching within like a day or two
on iphone just like she used to she used to do things that would have taken time for me to try
to figure out how to do and she would do them accidentally um like how she used to send emails
that were text messages all the time and like all this stuff i'm like man i don't even know how you
figured out how to do this and then she goes onto an iphone and it's just everything just kind of
clicked right away and it's like okay maybe it's not worse it's just not really made for me that's
okay um that took a bit for me to accept nexus s was or nexus five are you saying
nexus s was an amazing freaking device i will say uh raxis there are certain things about the
sort of the iphone argument that i just can't get behind so raxis says do you still have an iphone
i messaged facetime is super nice um no i'm sorry i just i kind of flatly reject that because
any communication platform that is not compatible with everyone in your life regardless of how much
money they have to spend on their phone is not a good communication platform like if we imagine
imagine when the you know the telephone the landline telephone network was you know built up you
know when when i was a kid in the nineties if i literally like had a degraded call experience
with some of my friends because their parents like didn't have the like bc tell you know line
they had the whatever line and just like what are you even talking about the fact that i
message at least supports rcs so there's there's encryption and there's like rich media support
cross platform now you know sure you like i message sure i don't care whatever use i've
sure you like it that's great go for it but facetime um has created
an environment where like i have relatives for instance who love facetime well guess what
i don't use an iphone and now i have to train them to use something else because apple knows
that if they build cross platform compatibility into facetime that there will be absolutely
no reason to care about the iphone's facetime um and no lock in um so now i have to go and
train them how to use another app when realistically if uh if apple was willing to make it cross
platform or if something else was the norm something that just was cross platform we just
wouldn't have this problem i i love technology as a solution to a problem i don't love it as
the creation of a problem and facetime is both it is the solution to a problem it is
built-in convenient video messaging or video calling which is great that's so awesome
breaking down the barriers especially for families that are geographically dispersed
for for video face-to-face communication was hugely beneficial like to the world
skype changed the world like in a in a big way and it changed our ability to have relationships
with people who are at great distances from each other classic microsoft changed the world with
communication service and then just do nothing with it and then screw it up close it down later
on yeah um but then it also creates this cross platform incompatibility issue that can only
be solved with a multi hundreds of dollars purchase no that's up so i i respect the good
things that apple has done with facetime and i message but i completely do not respect the
lockdown the the walled garden the um the you know this kid is ostracized because they don't have
the right brand of phone and therefore their messages you know screw up the group chat use a
different f***ing group chat then like i i'm sorry but i don't i don't view uh you know what computer
someone uses as a as a valid reason that someone should be should be ostracized or should be
thought of anything of in any way like it's it's it's comical if it wasn't actually happening
um that was an unplanned topic
oh yeah that's not a bad option yeah we could talk about w w dc now because there's a lot of
really cool stuff that's going on from w w dc like this is like three pages of the dock to the
point where i don't think we're going to be able to talk through all of it um i don't i don't really
think i need to touch on liquid glass too much it's basically transparency in the interface it's
it's Windows vista era arrow excuse me i think it's sick which apparently microsoft um like
kind of took a little dig at them but honestly microsoft i uh i think your dig was ill conceived
and the reason for that is that if you knew that arrow was so great why'd you abandon why'd you
ever abandon it why did you ever do the monstrosity that was Windows 8 and 8.1 arrow was king and you
know what now the king is back but on apple how could you let this happen microsoft how could
you let this happen glass looks so good i really like it um there are some people saying that the
accessibility could be a concern it could be less readable i think that's a valid concern
hopefully apple can address this through the accessibility menu maybe they could you could
play around with the transparency it seems pretty easy to solve i don't know if they'll do it but
it seems pretty easy to solve one thing apple does do very very well accessibility is have
really common sense features for their phones buried eight menus deep in the accessibility
menu nice so so if you actually have like a real device use problem there is a strong
possibility that it's sitting there in accessibility for you to for you to get taken care of carplay
oh man carplay looks a lot better i think both Android auto and carplay are are due for
this kind of or maybe even more reimagining like there's one thing that still drives me crazy on
Android auto i can't just i can't just set and lock what my four like favorite icons are on the
bottom as far as i know you guys feel free to correct me if i'm wrong on this but it's just
my foremost recent i don't actually want that i want the four that i want the most and then i
want to press the button to go to like my my apps menu that's the other thing too is it uses the
same button to go split screen and then to go to your all apps menu ooh why that's wacky
i don't like that uh so i have to press it twice if i want to anyway sabas contrae i don't know
i in full plane chat said in beta one there's already a reduced transparency option and
accessibility there you go already solving it there you go don't stress so yeah carplay
getting a phone call no longer consumes the entire screen and they're gonna have widgets
widgets oh nice are you kidding me again vista innovation let's go yeah let's go
carplay ultra is a vastly more integrated car infotainment system blah blah blah who cares
astin martin looks like it's going to be the exclusive launch partner for it in north america
so okay so so who cares four people will get it yeah honestly i am i am extremely over
this concept of taking the computers that we already had in our pockets
and um having our cars have a redundant computer that runs functionally the same operating system
the whole carplay Android auto thing wireless casting uh is peak peak car data integration
in my opinion and any move towards any move away from that i am i am strongly opposed to at this
point i'm sorry i just i can't get behind this i mean if carplay i this i don't know will a carplay
ultra car support Android auto because you i like you can get a car that has Android automotive
my wife's new car has Android automotive so it actually runs Android natively but you can still
carplay to it um let's see anyone does anyone know i don't see anyone in chat so we'll have to see
how it goes uh what else we got now there's a bunch of new apple intelligence stuff uh live
translation of on-screen content and audio that's cool um visual intelligence will look at stuff on
your screen tell you information about it it's basically google ins yep call screening apple
finally has call screening dude that's actually i that's the coolest announcement from this event
i think my pixel 9a aside from the outstanding battery life haven't been too happy with it
it's i have often issues where my keyboard doesn't come up where my voice dictation thing doesn't
come up i have to like close the app and reopen it or like go to a different one and reopen it my um
my ambient light detector or my ambient light sensor is like all over the place a lot often
especially in like one of my bathrooms at home which you know if you're anything like me the can
is somewhere you it's one of your primary phone times frequently use your phone um so it's pretty
annoying to have my brightness going like nobody else is going to do those chess puzzles for you um
but the one thing keeping me from just being like screw this i'm gonna you know get a new
samsung fold or something is the call screening dude game changer because for years like my my
phone number is and i'm just going to mute my ringer now because it always makes some dumb ass
go look for it but my phone number is not hard to find in fact most prominent people's phone
numbers not hard to find not hard to find epic video um and so for years now i just don't answer
my phone so don't even bother because i literally won't answer my phone um but what the call screening
feature has done is it has enabled me to not miss calls from actual people who need to reach me
so i will i'll have packages returned to sender i'll miss appointments like on a semi regular
basis because uh every single time i've changed my phone number in the past it has like immediately
leaked again oh yeah so i think there's just someone who works at a carrier um or at some
somewhere that they have access to just like the nationwide cell phone directory or something
that just uploads it or something i don't i don't know i don't know how it happened but the
very last time it wasn't that i leaked it which had happened before that um it just appeared
in one of these databases and i was like well you know what i'm just not going to bother anymore
i'm just not going to answer my phone but with call screening i can answer my phone yeah and i
could mostly not because most of the time it's nothing yes which is pretty sick yeah love it
love call screening yeah i will not get a phone that does not have call screening at this point
yeah it makes sense it is the considering all foreign all phones are becoming so samey
it's like it's a must-have feature i'm super into this next one hold detection so it'll be able to
tell the difference if music's playing or not honestly though music playing or not doesn't
is not my main issue because i have no problem just putting my phone aside or putting an ear
phone in and just leaving it in my pocket and just like going about my day
the only time it bugs me is when they have a recorded message that pops up thanks for staying
on the line your call is important to us and we'll be getting to you in priority sequence
hey have you checked out our recent promotions on shut up because every single time that plays
i think oh it's a it's the bloody message especially when there's an annoyingly long pause
after hey so what i wonder is if their hold detection will be able to account for that
because that's what i need and if it can then i'm so i do that could that could be iphone
switchable worthy and adam has a note here which is would you actually be able to trust this every
time i'm on hold the issue is important enough that i'm not going to risk messing up i think
not always i don't think i would always trust it but there are definitely times where it's like you
know if it screws up i could call back yeah it's fine i just need to get in contact with
these people like today not this second um so yeah i would use it for sure just not all the time
messages typing indicator for group chats wow welcome to current year adam thought is they
didn't have this yeah this is my whole thing it's like i message is so great it's worth being on
there i felt no it isn't it's just just to dude text exchange applications are a utility at this
point we i i can't i i can't i'm sorry i can't um new message screening moves unknown numbers to a
separate inbox i mean yeah it's kind of cool um payment via apple cash and group chat that is
amazing that's also pretty sick and would change the world if it didn't require everyone to have an
iphone so i don't really care until another party does this and once they do then this is fantastic
because literally none of my social groups use i message oh because literally all of my social
groups have a mix of Android and apple users so like say for example like my my saturday badminton
group uh everyone pays for the session after the fact to the organizer and it's like such a hassle
for them to chase it down this doesn't solve the problem because we don't all have iPhones um so
as soon as a cross platform this is a thing that's going to be sick uh people have pointed out in
full-point chat that apparently pixels already have holds hold the detection i didn't even know
i did not know that either i don't wait on hold that option often so yeah not anymore i i used to
a lot more but now i have a lot of help and that helps and also just email and web chats or like
better these days yeah that's true um okay no key says checked most auto manufacturers
seems like a select few support both Android auto and carplay simultaneously but are you talking
i'm talking about carplay ultra though lots of them support them both um but i'm talking about
i'm talking about carplay ultra will any of those with the deep integration with apple
in the infotainment system will they support Android auto that i don't know um
um all right you can keep by d's in your apple wallet in certain states that's super cool i
actually lost my i lost my wallet i don't know if i told you that i um i gotta be very annoying
yeah i arrived at vancouver airport and i went to get in my car uh this was after my trip for the
for the microsoft xbox announcement and i was like oh okay i'm gonna i'm gonna i don't know why i
i don't even know why i put my hand in my right pocket but i was like oh my god i i don't have
my wallet my keys are in here my i have all my other things i have my load out i don't have my
wallet so i had no i the last time i had used it was to buy something at los angeles international
so i either left it on the counter where i bought a breakfast burrito at lax
or it was on the plane or it was in yvr somewhere and no matter where of those places it was
it was behind a security checkpoint that i could no longer cross um so i filed lost and found
reports with yvr lax and um and united airlines and i gotta say uh it's something i haven't done
in a while and lost and founds have gotten better do you know how lax does it you literally
do not have to contact them you just go on the lost and found website you've put in what category
of item it is there's a bunch of filters for like colors and description and they just post pictures
of everything they found
how does how is that not rife for abuse well because you have to prove it's yours
how do you do that through i tell them i tell them no no no no no you have to talk to someone to
claim it oh yeah but to find out if they have it select the item and then you have to go through
a person and then there's no there's pictures yeah yeah that's one yeah yeah yeah so you select
it you'd be like that's mine yeah and then you fill out a whole thing or something i don't know
they didn't find it it well that's cool yeah no no no no yeah you have to you have to like do stuff
to get it but like not having to because you're in that stressed out state of mind right so being
able to just go look and they say yeah it takes about up to 48 hours but we just post it all here
so you don't have to i don't know i thought it was cool anyway it was united airlines that ended
up finding it so i must have fallen out of my pocket or something when i was on the plane so
i got it back and it was it was only my most recent experience that made me wonder how it is
that in present year we're still carrying around okay car keys is another one like the fact that
when i when i drove the tesla for a couple weeks when i was doing the review of my in-laws car i was
like this is amazing this is completely life-changing why did i ever carry keys this is awesome and
then also wallets why why do i have to why do i have to carry a certificate that i am licensed to
drive a vehicle literally it made sense for a really long time yeah it made sense for a really
long time but literally the cop pulled over behind me has a computer that and i know they have it
because i literally see them using it while they're driving all the time distracted driving
um loud i know anyway they've got their computer there that has its photo id it has a picture
what is the difference what is that what is the difference i was still carrying my wallet
you would two reasons i think really i don't trust myself to have my phone not be dead
interesting also i have a pixel so it's pretty common the 9a fixes it dude my battery life's
amazing for now we'll see oh dude no it's it's it's it's iphone like it's amazing all right all
right all right still not enough to get me to buy a new phone uh but then the other one is as nipple
this cage uh pointed out do you really want to like hand a cop your unlocked phone with your
id on it i think that could be solved i think you could just see it on a lock screen yeah i still
don't want to hand them my phone at all i guess here's this thing that is exactly as much information
as you need and nothing more thank you i think that's solvable i think i think having it on the
lock screen solves it to me but i i mean i understand the perspective they go away with it though
but i would love to have it as an option it's i feels like the same thing to me in when you're
in the states and you gotta pay for something at a restaurant and they take your card walk away
and i'm like what do you do in canada that's not normal they don't you don't people don't take
your credit card out of your site you actually hold it the whole time and they give you the
payment terminal at least in western canada i can't speak to the entire country maybe there's
other norms elsewhere but the fact that in the states they still like take it away to put in
their machine is pretty wild to us um yeah but yeah no dude like i i don't know man i i would get
rid of a wallet so fast um and almost everything in my wallet i could replace digitally except my
stupid stupid driver stupid license so i still have to carry around a car shape thing or a
card shape thing no matter what um g freak says i disagree about the phone as a key the experiences
objectively worse than a fob uh tesla also has cards so like for me the issue with the
fob is just that it's so bulky i wouldn't even care if they were compact which they totally
could be like your your fob is bulky not all fobs are big and like the ones that the ones that
you just your your fob you just need to people have to know when you put it on the table you have
to be able to roll up somewhere and be like my car is better than yours he's referencing something
okay so fine i'll just tell the story i was i was so upset when i first got my car about how
gigantic the key was and how big it makes my keychain because i have to carry fobs for multiple
vehicles because i cannot be trusted to know which vehicle i'm gonna take and like grab the key from
somewhere that is not right next to the garage because that's really bad because of uh being
able to intercept the whatever something something steal your car anyway the point is that i keep all
the fobs on my keys at all times um because adhd brain and it made my my keys my keychain like
super bulky because they like are against each other and they like they spread out um and so i
was i was googling around i was like okay can i get a third party replacement for it like this thing
is and the answer is the answer is no at least not in any official capacity and so then the next
thing i was looking up is like is there any kind of work around like has someone done the equivalent
of the like handheld we mod for for the for the tycan fob you know like cut cut it down you know
shave it down here shave it down there replace the buttons here 3d printer housing to make it smaller
the answer is no at least back when i looked it up and then the last thing i looked up was
you know the thing that i look up when i'm just frustrated about something that i have
absolutely no way to solve and i just want someone to commiserate with me and i looked up
is anyone else bothered by the giant stupid Porsche fob and i came across this thread on the
stupid Porsche owners forum that is discussing the size of the fob and almost to a person people
love it with this one guy who i just want to punch who whose post is like man i love the size
because i just i love you know sitting down at the bar and putting my keys down and having it be
more noticeable and i'm like yo you can feel like that or whatever like you can be a douchebag in
your head but imagine imagine saying it out loud imagine articulating that thought i know you have
the anonymity and anonymity of the internet to hide behind here but holy s*** really buddy
like oh man i just i can't i can't stand you we have nothing in common okay we own the same
douchey stupid car but other than and you have an enormous key you have a huge and a tiny penis
so much anyway we're supposed to be talking about apple the key is just ready and wriggling so you
can now keep ids in your apple wallet in certain states which is super cool um i can see it in your
pocket from over here are you just happy to see me or do you want to pour your s***
hey at least he wraps one of them
charge me a lot of size we should make a middle front pocket on our pants oh my god we totally
should we'll call them the e-peen sports gamer pants or something like that they could be sweat
pants so it could be like a really baggy pocket like a huge pocket oh my goodness
oh man um ipad os wow apple refuses to put touchscreens on the mac um for reasons i guess and
refuses to make macOS touch friendly but boy are they ever moving in the direction of making ipad
os like being a computer friendly actually good window management for app multitasking
actually good background app support actually good audio management and actually good file
management cool dang sweet i i think i'm gonna have to do a new switch to apple challenge but
this time not a macbook tablets this time an ipad do you use tablets at all no but i'll use
my you're gonna try to like mainline yeah interesting why not dude as window management
ipad pros are like pretty crazy kind of sick and the price is good since i've even like seen one
but the last time somebody told me they bought an ipad pro and i was like oh neat and they told me
the price and i almost fainted and then they showed me like the reasons why it was worth it to them
and as a person who drew art i was like yeah this is amazing i get it it's expensive but i get it
yep ipad ipad is it frankly it doesn't have competition i know there are other tablets but
i do agree anytime anyone asks me for a tablet recommendation i'm just like why haven't you
bought an ipad already it's it's just obvious yeah macOS tahoe sorry 26 everything is 26 at
the end i actually really like that or tahoe tahoe probably okay phone app you can make calls
and voicemail from your mac live activities stuff you're doing on your phone will appear on your
mac you can click the notification to open a mirrored iphone screen the iphone screen mirroring
is actually super super cool um there's some spotlight upgrades which is great because oh this
is actually in the notes it's been neglected for a while yes spotlight used to absolutely
embarrass Windows search and now it still does but only because Windows search is embarrassing
spotlights not that great the last time that i used a mac regularly and uh apple is now
surelocking a bunch of search alternatives and making it better um this is cool so this is from
our video the the demo they showed where buddy grabbed an image through spotlight put it directly
into a document use spotlight to erase the background and keep it transparent and then
sent that file to another commonly used app all without going anywhere else except for the handy
little search bar very cool uh vision os oh my god who cares and that was far from an exhaustive
list but i'd love to hear from you guys like hit us up in the Floatplane chat what was the thing
that you are most excited about great not to not to tilt the Floatplane chat but for me it's easily
the calling features and um arrow or whatever the glass yeah bringing back bringing back sick
transparent interfaces dude it feels so cool again yeah yeah yeah and it doesn't have to be
it doesn't have to be innovative like it doesn't even necessarily yeah it doesn't have to be the
first one not everything needs to be the original xbox ui
do you need a tissue yeah you threw them over here for me already yeah yeah
man i don't know where did that go so wrong
i'm i'm going for i'm going for driver's license in the uh i'm in the digital wallet i
that's pretty cool i'm super into it because it's just like i said there's already third party apps
that i can put like my costco card in and stuff like that so the stupid driver's license is the
only reason i still have to carry a wallet i also like if i'm like checking into a hotel
and they don't need my password um i will just hand over my license before they asked for my last
name spelling yeah and i don't want to just give them my phone i don't know i would still definitely
carry but what i might end up doing at that point is carrying it like behind my phone case or something
sure so i have the option but if i'm not carrying any other cards then who cares
zoom hd based as heck bring that back yeah
oh apparently the costco app has your card in it um i did not know that i i do that makes sense
i do not install apps anymore i'm like kind of anti-app so it's window i really yeah
window from level one text in case you're wondering means that's based i mean i don't know about that
but my app nope it does my app fatigue hit me a very very long time ago and if i if there is not
an absolutely necessary reason that i have to have your app like you can't do disneyland
without the app anymore frankly it's like impossible to have a reasonably good experience unless you
have the app um i don't install corporate apps i just won't and then as soon as we flew back
i deleted the app because oh what is it gonna what is it why do i want it on my phone i can't
think of a single good reason to have it on my phone yeah by the way there were a couple comments
on the disneyland vlog video that went up on LMG clips sort of questioning why we would go to
disneyland during present time we went to disneyland a long time ago and uh you're just getting the video
publicly now and then we booked it a long long time ago that's the bigger part we in a galaxy far away
this stuff started happening like smugglers run right good right like it was uh like right before
we went stuff started happening so it was like it's all booked we have all our flights and everything
like it's not it's not time to change it now oh shoot i was thinking of galaxy's edge actually
that one was the cool one that was new that we really liked smugglers runs okay i misinterpreted
that then yeah galaxy the one with the giant set pieces right oh dude yeah that was galaxy
incredible i got a feature that i really like on my phone that might also be a thing on iphone i
don't know but i get photo memories every once in a while i actually really like it and i very recently
got ones from the disneyland trip from that ride uh which i technically did twice right right at the
end of the disneyland trip i somehow met up with sean caldera and nick light and we like somehow
it's almost like they were there but like it was you know i'm sorry uh and we we sprinted over
i don't know how it happened you're you're at disneyland i'm at disneyland um but we uh if i
remember correctly neither of them had done the star wars area yet so despite me having done it i
loved it so we we sprinted back over and then we were able to do everything there in like a tiny
amount of time because we did smugglers run first and there wasn't really a line for it because fireworks
were going off right but then galaxy's edge or whatever that ride's called um it was broken
because it's always broken but we heard that it became unbroken like the second we came out of
smugglers run so we just flat out sprinted the whole way and got there with no line and got straight
in amazing i always love like like hacking hacking amusement parks for better efficiency
i sent luke a video of um my son wanted to watch the fireworks and also also squeeze in one more
run at splash mountain um and so i i came up with a system where we could do both uh so he would walk
he was walking backwards and then i was like guiding him uh so that we could make good time
over to splash mountain so he could watch the fireworks while we were actually moving at a
pretty good clip it was actually awesome that was a really fun trip oh yeah it was great time
um what happened to me okay yeah i don't i don't think i have too much else to yeah i think that's
roughly it was a good event and honestly they announced a lot of things that you know it might
still be an insurmountable barrier i'm not sure but they announced a lot of things that reduced
my barrier from going to apple stuff i will say the call features yep those were like i've
said multiple types non-negotiables so now those are there so it's like okay i still don't think
i would go but it's becoming more interesting okay what are we talking about now should we talk
about uh maricart world and the switch i don't think we should all right no let's see how let's
talk about it okay did we talk about mario kart world last week i think we talked about i hadn't
even opened my switch yet okay we talked about how i i thought it was boring uh but we didn't
talk about maricart worlds or the experience of owning it he watched me review our review so that's
that's what i was doing before the show started i was i was watching our review of the switch too
it's going up tomorrow and uh there was one point where he was like mm-hmm which is when i gave my
thoughts on mario kart world i didn't really elaborate during the switch to review because
i really felt like with a device like the switch two there's so much breadth for what you can talk
about that you kind of have to pick a lane i think it didn't make a ton of sense to go super in depth
of marker world and the lane that we picked was a pc guys perspective sure which has kind of been
our shtick with nintendo consoles for as long as i can remember us making videos about them
and so you know we talked about what we like about the hardware we talk about the comparisons
you know pc guys we're all about you know what's the gen over gen improvement
how does it compare to the other options that are out there we talk about a lot of that stuff you
know uh what about the the game marketplace you know we get into the stuff that you know as pc
gamers either we take for granted or we you know look at longingly like exclusive content or whatever
right um so i just made the super offhand comment that is you know mario kart world yeah
maybe hot take not really enjoying it and um okay why don't you why don't you go first
so i was a extreme enjoyer of mario kart 8 and i'm not actually even talking about mario kart 8
deluxe which is the same thing but on switch i'm talking about mario kart 8 on we you i played
the heck out of it fantastic game liked it a ton literally got to the point where he was so sweaty
at it that he had to play not during north american evening he had to line up his play time with like
japan when japanese players were online it was like the only ranked match i could find you're an
actual it was sick it was so much you are an actually i really enjoyed that era i had specific
songs i would listen to um because they were just in my playlist at the time and it has turned out
that like even years later if those songs come on my brain's just like mario it's mario kart
show watch out for the blue shell yeah yeah and like yeah yeah i it was fun um but you know
then i didn't play for many many many years mario kart world gets announced and i'm like oh man it
could be fun to like get into a mario kart game again all his stuff i played it for probably like
a couple hours and then was like i'm gonna take a break and go do other stuff and then i i don't
think i picked it back up again i ended up putting a different game in my switch and playing that
i think i might have fundamentally not understood what the game was when i got excited about it
so i have never played a forza horizon game um so i didn't really like when people were comparing
it to that or even if they're comparing it to it now or not comparing it to it i don't i don't really
know i saw people kind of making those comparisons and i was like okay that's interesting but it
it didn't really mean much to me but what i did pick up on is that it's open world and and there's
like like stuff to do and my assumption was that there would be some kind of a like thread
to follow through this world maybe like breath of the wild is open world right like there's a
story there's a god and there's like stuff that you might want to do and and so my immediate
confusion when i before i had even done a race yet was i got to the title menu and i was like
where's the campaign was kind of i was like because and that's not okay be fair to me okay
that is not and it completely out there assumption i mean smash bros brawl had a campaign it's a pretty
weak campaign you just move around on a world map and unlock characters you just it's a fighting game
campaign yeah but for crying out like it had one there was something mario kart 8 didn't have a
campaign either fair enough but i mean it's an open world mario kart game was it maybe expect
something was it completely crazy of me to think okay there's some kind of like campaign or something
usually they're like the like campaign i understand this is not equivalent at all but the campaign
mario kart games is usually um you know getting first in all the different modes and all the
different things and then unlocking all the stuff so so anyway i and but then i was like okay
but hold on a second like open world where what grand prix um knockout yeah yeah knockout like
online whatever type yeah where even is the where even is the open world it's and it's like buried
in one of the like sub menus at the bottom and that was my hint that this might just they didn't
care about that so much this might just be racing marketing kind of ran with that a little bit too
hard now here's what here's what i will say here's what i will say from a purely on the surface
from a race just gameplay perspective i actually love the direction they've taken the maps wait i
will get there oh no the wait i will get there and i start tracks excuse me oh terrible i actually
love the direction they've taken the tracks i found the mario kart eight tracks a little bit to
effect everywhere i can't even tell which of these upcoming surfaces is even the one i'm
supposed to be driving on because we're gonna go this way and now we're like upside down and
i found it extremely disorienting as someone who doesn't know life the game that's fair to even
know what direction to go um whereas those like magnetic wheel things which i did not like i enjoyed
but i can see how that would be annoying mario kart world is is very gravity goes this way for the
most part there are still areas that i think you could find kind of confusing like some of the
transitions you turn into a wave rider and some of the transitions between land and water you go
in the water yeah okay that actually is like kind of stupid um yeah but in general i like the
direction they've gone and so i would probably still buy it just to have it on my tv when people
come over that's a thing but a game that i'm just gonna like sit and play i i don't feel a sense of
accomplishment that matters to me from finding a white version of yoshi by doing challenges in the
open world thing like i did i went and i like you can also do that not open world yeah i got a
hamburger yeah or something um like you can do that on normal tracks through normal races yeah
doesn't really incentivize well maybe there there's probably certain things that have to be some
people are super into it and and like that's fine but like cosmetics have never been super meaningful
to me so i didn't i just didn't really like care about it um and so i just kind of i i i did like
three of the grand prize um i three starred two of them at 150 cc and then two starred another one
i've been told that apparently it's hard elijah's like having trouble with it or something
so before before my meal arrived at i-hop i had i had gold trophyed two grand prize yeah at 150 cc
and i was like this is like it just it's oh man i was i was just i honestly i didn't even do any
grand prize i was doing knockout and i i think i first placed like half the maps or something
um i haven't even tried okay people are saying it's just a skill issue for elijah so maybe that's
maybe that's something yeah but anyway did you try s after a little while i was like i was like okay
what now i could go online but realistically i'm not gonna know life this game enough to be
competitive online and it's just i i i don't care um and especially especially i don't care
because of this comment that uh oh man who who left it um ah shoot can i even i accidentally
scrolled and i don't remember exactly what they said but one of the first things yeah here it is
from hathos is mario kart world is so good the skill ceiling is so high now with the wall
riding the rail grinding and the item aiming and that's actually the reason that i probably
don't think i could ever get into it because i feel like it has become the kind of game
that unless that you would be better off watching 10 hours of youtube videos
than playing 10 hours of the game if you wanted to get better and i'm just not into it
it's very meta heavy like people are already like shaving minutes off of times and it's like
when i was when i was going hyper sweat with on we you with mario kart 8 um i was i would just
like practice i would do you know you just play ranked matches online and you'll see what other
people do sometimes you don't notice like oh that line's really good or oh i didn't actually notice
that shortcut shortcut before or whatever and you just kind of grow and if you got really really
sweaty you could do time trials and go against the person who has number one and try to like follow
them and figure that stuff out time trials don't always transfer to real races because there's
no items and all that other kind of stuff there's certain risks you don't want to take if there could
be a blue shell or a red shell or something coming but it was like playing the game is how i got better
at the game so cool i also don't want to sit and watch 10 hours of youtube videos to get better
while riding for me just completely broke it um i didn't actually i didn't look into the game
a ton before i bought my switch because i was like it's mario kart i'm gonna get mario kart anyways
um and i'm still happy that i have it for the party game aspect like you were talking um and i just
hope that whenever there's party games people don't grind mario kart because anybody who does
while riding at all will completely break the experience for everyone yeah and that that's
why like the the second i saw while riding was in and i was like okay maybe it just makes it so
that like if you ride up on a bank or something it's not as bad and then i noticed how it works and
i was like game over so basically my issue it's done my issue with mario kart 8 is like on the
surface gone because it's very clear which way gravity goes which addresses that but once we
get a little bit deeper it's actually amplified like 10x because now because my issue is that
it's not obvious where you're supposed to drive and so to me so so to the people who want it like
it's the same reason that i just i luke and i played i think like half a dozen rounds of deadlock
i think it was and we were just like we we didn't get in at the very beginning
so we got dumped into a closed beta at a time when people had been no-living it for months
and it was just not even a little bit fun until you've like watched countless hours of tutorials and
know all of the right meta and you know what i'll be the first to admit that getting super into a
game like that can be extremely rewarding and extremely entertaining supreme commander would
be an example of a game that i know life enough and was complex enough that i would say it is
comparable to either of those games you have no you have no equivalent units across up to
four different races in an rts and the maps are so diverse where they'll reward ground land or sea
or in particular they will reward first one then the other as you progress through the tech trees
of all three of them like it is it is extremely extremely deep in terms of its gameplay i get it
it's a lot of fun but for me that's not mario kart well there's also that's not the role mario
kart serves in my life yeah there's one of the comments i think i might have lost it because
they didn't take me yeah so i don't know where i went but somebody was like while writing is is
slower while writing in a lot of places where they clearly intentionally wanted you to wall
ride is slower while riding when you break the map by doing crazy shortcuts and stuff is not
slower that's the part that i'm complaining about another thing that i'm complaining about
is i liked mario kart 8's honestly i played very little of deluxe but i'm pretty sure it was just
the same game ported to switch so i don't know it's probably the same deal but i liked mario
kart 8's drifting so much that it got me like interested in drifting and i watched the initial
d and like learned how drifting worked oh that's funny i actually hated it in eight and i love it
in world oh because it sucks in world is that why it's because i only ever played mario kart ds
like a lot like i probably have a couple hundred hours in mario kart ds that's the only one that
i've ever played a ton and the drifting i i i fired up yoshi i fired up the standard bike
and i was like f***ing ripping it up and i'm like this okay so they just ported it straight out of
mario kart ds yeah so you know i guess it's just like a favorite game thing i think so
hathos also encapsulated another issue that i have which is like hold on hold on hathos has
another one first uh hathos uh so this was the person who i highlighted earlier saying they
loved it hathos replied i can't even disagree i've watched 20 videos to learn how to get better
already yeah yeah okay sorry what were you gonna say hathos said his shortcuts galore with over
200 unique routes between all the different courses so a practice player will just be unstoppable
however i don't think most people who ever get there i know i wouldn't be able to memorize that
but that's the problem that completely takes the fun out of it as a casual game yeah um and i
remember having this conversation with luke back when he was no-lifing mario kart 8 because i was
like dude you f***ed up as a wanting to have fun at someone's house game i did ruin it yeah it was
absolutely no fun to play mario kart with him yeah that sucks yep and and when and when you're
that good at a team game like if you're that good at counter strike or something and you can just
you can just put like an equal superstar on the other team or whatever that's fine it's an
individual game but when it's an individual game it's all about what mario kart is for you and if
you want mario kart to be like a sweaty no-life and i did optimization problem then that's
you know what like that's cool all power to you it's just i wish that wasn't what mario kart was
to me as a kid and so as like an old man yells at cloud gamer i just i wish it was i wish it was
more for me but it isn't and and that's okay and i'm sure some people enjoy it i i don't like that
type of sweaty optimization i i often do like sweaty optimization i just don't like that kind
brax says cough cough super checks uh actually luke won our last one or the second last one i
think it's i think it's been a long enough time i think we're pretty even again yeah i i've i've
degraded which is good yeah yeah that's good hey i got i got air hockey i yeah i heard i think it's
not working did it make it upstairs it no it's upstairs now but it worked like for an afternoon
and then is broken so someone's coming to look at it arcade games man on the one hand they're like
industrial grade on the other hand it seems like they break apart just from my experience with them
interesting what breaks on an air hockey table um the fan air yeah that seems like something that
shouldn't break that off yeah it really does Anthony says uh whoa why is live quality so much
better on Floatplane i don't know but the rest of y'all should try it Floatplane uh oh we're
supposed to explain and to merge messages whatever that means merge messages are the way to interact
with the show we believe that when you throw money at your screen you should get something in return
and boy can you ever get some cool stuff on lttstore.com man there's been there's been a lot of reviews
of LTT products lately aside from the the shift one um evan flag one for me uh what what was your
name oh shoot i've i've put it away but um there's the unnecessary inventions video yeah yeah we were
highlighted by unnecessary inventions and then there was uh Linus versus sponsor i think was the
title of it yeah here we go uh switch and click this is a couple weeks ago but i'm just seeing it
now yeah i haven't seen this that's really interesting LTT commuter bag versus our own sponsor
ridge uh their own commuter bag so i thought that was that was that was pretty cool um anyway there's
lots of great stuff on lttstore.com including some new stuff this week and all you got to do to send
a merge message if you want to yeah do that send a message to the show or get a message through to
producer Dan who man bad trip though anyway um is add something to the cart a little box will
pop up you leave a merge message and it will go to producer Dan who will forward it or curate it
and will show you how that works Dan want to read us a curated merge message sure i've got one here
from Jake evening dll i purchased ps2 vr fired up uh sorry psvr2 fired up beat saber then promptly
smacked my hand against the desk i finished the song to find i had reopened a recent cut
blood everywhere any absurd injuries i shouldn't necessarily have laughed at that but no that's
hilarious no that's funny is it i'm sorry but that's funny but that is pretty fun that rollers
are stained that's funny it's extra funny because they played through it and they seem to be okay
you don't know and then we're just like oh god that's amazing that's funny that's good um i don't
know if it's absurd but it's certainly my most recent injury i i was i had my my brother my
brother-in-law and my son and i was like yo we like we have these go karts at my house that we
don't really use that often because uh evan's not really that into them and so it's not something
that we just like we'll go out and do as a family so i was like hey boys should we should we hit the
go karts and so we're we're all we're gearing up we're all putting on helmets and everything and
i realized that my son and his friends took the stupid things out and they plugged the chargers
into the backs of all the carts but one of the wall warts was not plugged into the wall so all
of a sudden i didn't have a cart and i was like oh man i went and invited too many people because
i could have just only asked two of them i could have told i could have told my son that he asked
to like stay home or whatever and hang out with his you know his niece uh cousin not my niece uh
anyway the point is um i didn't have a vehicle all of a sudden like oh crap so i went and i dug
up my old um man who even made it san francisco special z board was was that what they were called
z board san francisco special uh yeah yeah so i dug up my old z board this thing
and you still have this yeah why not wouldn't you well it's from a decade ago yeah so little
surprise dude take of these shoes would you believe that these were on special let's go those are
actually kind of sick right anyway uh so i dug out my old z board and i was like okay i'll try and
keep up but it's yeah it's old it's it's a decade old and electric batteries and and motors and stuff
like have come a long way in ten years that thing is not fast by modern standards so i was trying
really hard to keep up well which ended up being both a blessing and a curse um so the bad part is
i couldn't keep up so i was kind of taking hacky shortcuts to to try to keep up with them as we
were cruising but it ended up being a good thing because dude i bailed super hard um my brother
in law looked back he said i apparently did like a full barrel roll in the air before hitting the
ground i don't actually recall much of it all i recall is that i was trying to go around a speed
bump so that i wouldn't have to slow down for it the way that they were and as i got to the edge
i rode up the curb so it just dumped me and i've got this i don't really normally bruise yeah
but i have this gorgeous oh yeah green yeah that's a good one um situation going on here on my elbow
but much it's gonna show up on camera but it's definitely won't show up on camera it's definitely
there i don't bruise super super hard for the most part um so that was that was really dumb um
um i'm sure i could come up with a hundred dumb ways that i've injured myself was it just ways
we've injured ourselves or was it uh i thought i thought it was gaming was it related to the
vr thing or was it just ways we've injured ourselves i don't think i've ever just uh any
recent absurd injuries okay this is not recent at all but probably actually not even recent
my most absurd injury is definitely the the hockey laces from nerd sports oh
i thought i was gonna have permanent scars from this we uh we were filming nerd sports back in
the day and we had to do ice hockey and uh i don't remember the exact issue i think the skates didn't
really fit me properly or whatnot and i i know i skate very well so my skates were kind of like
buckling in and it may so that the laces on the outside of both of my ankles were cutting into my
feet well my ankles the whole time but i didn't want to stop the shoot because you know this is our
one chance to do it um by the end of it i genuinely had cut like grooves into each one of my ankles
and they were bleeding um and i had to that night i had to film a video after we did this
hockey thing i had to go and film a networking video back in the office and then brand and i
were going to i think it was switzerland or something so i was on the plane with my ankles
just bleeding and i i was just like a country i'd never been to before going to like pharmacies
trying to figure out like is there something i can get for these grooves there in my ankles
and then there's a few videos like actually a few for quite a while where if you see my ankles ever
you can see a line on the outside of them and i thought i was going to have permanent matching
scars on my ankles for forever because they that line lasted for like years i think and then uh
they're gone now so which is weird because i've had much smaller cuts that ended up scarring
but those didn't i don't know um shoot sorry i'm trying very hard to find something it's not
my absurd injury but it's definitely an absurd injury and it's um it's it's kind of funny if oh
my god skip i don't care about any of this not the leg press one right uh no way you show that
no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no that's somebody that's gross falling over
is it someone falling over what are you even talking about i think that's referencing it
a lot i thought you were just going to show jpegs us like look at this injury here we go
it's my wife what what is it tech tip don't drop your phone on your face
oh wow i got it on the security camera what
what we're raising it up to brutal let's make it worse she was readjusting it to reach something
so it's like and then just the corner got duded like cut her cut her face open oh wow like i i had
to go get the um the the like the the adhesive like strips the flat adhesive strips that like
hold it together it actually ended up not scarring much like i know where it is and i can notice it
but it's not it's not super noticeable but she like they they're heavy like when that much weight
hits you in one spot and it's like lined up it it will break skin yeah and you're dude your
face bleeds like a bitch it's crazy um totally a thing yeah bing search by the way was how i
found it google i could not find this go bing search quality check this out so i searched for
i tried Linus twitter phone drop face because i knew it was there somewhere uh one two three four
yeah there you go like uh oh no not that one this one so it was like the sixth or seventh
result it's pretty good that it got it at all yeah oh yeah google like i tried a few different
combinations including this one and couldn't find it at all yeah really hard to get it google
search has just gotten so bad uh rysaw asks do you have a security camera just for the couch
absolutely not we ain't doing no freakoffs um and if we did if we did that's not how i would record
them i'm not judging as long as everyone's consenting i'm just saying i'm not judging that's all
i'm just saying that that's not why i have that camera that was just the living room camera and
i it was punched in that's why the quality was so you have like proper camera cues or like what
what's the why wouldn't you i mean if you're gonna record it do it right yeah i mean if it's gonna
eventually do anything do it right if it's gonna end eventually end up in a court of law it might
as well look good cinematic Floatplane x it's like that guy there's some guy who had a tape
get leaked recently or part of it um and his response was basically like well don't release
just part of it i like i last longer than that release the whole thing and i was like wow that's
seriously that is one way to respond to that it's like the opposite of this tries into that
is yeah it's like well now i don't want to watch yeah yeah pretty bad you made it gross
it's like all right dude all right next controversy yeah moving on yeah yeah somebody
whoever that is i don't know um should we talk about a topic no okay we should talk about oh
an announcement uh wow they're very far down this time we have so many main main topics so
the first one is explain i'll do it because he's clearly doing something look are you sick
yeah what's the Floatplane announcement what you just did a merge message for like 10 minutes
oh i didn't realize that uh get off the benadryl say something for me it's like get through this show
we ran out of sprite i have to use spritz up
that might be a canadian thing i don't know yeah it technically says uh cw announcement first
yeah that's the top one you said Floatplane what are you even talking about you say he said
Floatplane i guess i did i don't know what's going on he said Floatplane announcing the touch
sand collection three new fun products to help you touch a little more sand this summer the hydro
phase swim shorts what uh forget to those in a sec water reactive swimsuit okay you want to do
someone else check this out that's a sick picture um i honestly love that there is just no text there
also isn't that great there's no crop oh my goodness is that a giant inflatable bread don't
worry about it don't worry about it we'll get to it in a second first first i want you to hold this
okay okay you got it no no hold it up hold it up so the people can see for the people that's
gonna follow can you just chill okay just can you just relax they'll will send us new lovely laptops
by del this is what i have to do too to okay get things away there you go
oh it's hard to it's hard to see on camera whoa let's punch into Linus camp uh oh yeah that one
works too we'll go to loot cam oh my god so it's not easy to see from working on it
it's so easy to see in person is it oh well is it just like the compression or something okay
yeah give us a bit more there you go there you go okay you can really see it here so it's um
it's a multi-layer material and when it's wet the top one goes translucent so it's covered in
little bread sources uh the camera is not doing a great job of picking up the contrast but it's
very easy to see them in person yes um super cool anyway hold on i'm gonna go back to the
wide camera which didn't get wet yeah it's still just plain blue and then here yeah i know you
can't really oh that's not bad it shows up on stream that camera just oh is it a very good
contrast is it just this display yeah okay cool yeah that looks fine yeah so cool that's awesome oh
okay wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait hold on hold on though uh we got to get the details
of the product before people buy it though uh i think there might be some details that they need
yes okay so the bread is a rare drop the bread the bread source is a rare drop
oh you'll only know when it gets wet oh that's cool that's fun so it's a circuit board circuit board
i believe is the standard drop uh most will come with a circuit pattern with a one in
20 chance to receive the elusive breadisaurus pattern correct uh but they will all have the same
cool this only reveals the pattern when wet this photo shoot is incredible
oh yeah what the heck i uh i keep thinking it's just a green screen but it's really not that
is a real bread source by the way wow cool thing um ai fun fact uh fun fact no it's real fake we
apparently spent a thousand dollars on it which i don't recall sounds a little low um what's not
over your limits and it's impossible to ride i have tried that's what i hear too i jumped on to the
top grabbed my grab put grabbed my hands on here and then immediately because of the high center
of gravity yeah went face first into the pool yeah so that's the thing that happened here's both
patterns uh here's a nice little high quality silicone i like that by the way that's a fun
that's a fun logo i think the team absolutely knocked it out of the park with this product
very cool it's it's everything that was good about our previous swim trunks but way better i really
like the color to you um yeah yeah no me too me too i think they nailed it uh w calderini says if i
buy 20 pairs am i guaranteed bro technically no no i'm afraid that it doesn't work that away learn
statistics um okay anyway that's not the only thing that we have so there's the three there's
the three different products so the touch sand collection also includes the big hexi beach towel
it's big wait did you tell them about the draw courts oh no oh sorry do not drop draw courts
oh okay they do not drop printed on uh the hold on okay confuse your friends that are
standing very close and looking at an interesting part of your body yeah it says do not drop there
little details little details okay uh the big hexi beach towel do you want to do the the read for
that and i'll just show it sure a huge two-sided uh towel shaped like a hexagon because why settle
for anything less than the bestagon uh one side is a plush velour perfect for lounging the other
side is full of terry loops to dry off after a swim that's kind of neat uh perfect size to also
use as a beach blanket uh by the way this is canadian dollar pricing i'm on the global site
so we'll have to clarify what the us store pricing is after there you go okay and then the last one
is what oh yeah touch sand sticker sheet so we have a touch sand sticker collection
as usual super super cute and uh i believe is this available as a bonus bin item
i believe it should be i have no idea i'm not a hundred percent sure so yeah let's check let's
check the let's check the us region here we go so the swim shorts in the us are 69 99 and the big
hexi beach towel is 49 99 that's a big beach towel big old beach towel all right what are we
supposed to do next i do not see them currently in bonus bin okay i don't know if they're a bonus
bin item or not just got my daughter the switch to as a enormous oh wow oh wow
that was not open which is very lucky uh but it's huge
and like there's it's a hexagon so there's a bit here at the top that's like whoa that's
almost as big as the table yeah it's a multi-person beach blanket yeah it's a big beach yeah okay
wow that's uh that's massive just got my daughter the switch to is her first console gaming device
what was your first gaming device and game you got to play mine was a gameboy color with pokemon red
first gaming device i mean i think the first gaming device i ever played on would have had to be a
Commodore um let's go let's go non-pc hold on for both of us in that case it's going to be pc
yeah um i played on my friend's nest but i had a oh wait no no my grandparents had a pong machine
in their basement and i think i probably played on that before i had a super nintendo what was the
first one first console that you got super nintendo first one i ever had first console we got with
super nintendo as well but my my grandma technically got us original gameboys
really which i actually don't think got a lot of use the games were
it was a different time yeah we were we were more desperate for entertainment on the go
is what i'll say i i don't know if there's too many gameboy games with the sole exception of tetris
that people are like which i don't think we had um banger i would i would play that for hours and
hours and hours today with all the other options that i have for gaming i remember i would play that
i had a toy story game for original gameboy that i i i actually remember being like single digits
of years old and being like this is bad they should have made a better game
got him
prepping for his future career as a reviewer yeah from a very young age
he's just hated since he was a child it was uh it was rough born to be a hater yeah yeah you know
what yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah full play announcement okay people are saying pokemon okay that's fair
that's fair i missed that was an original gameboy i missed a major major game you are right i could
be super wrong on this too but i think that came out kind of near the end and most people that i know
played it on color i played it on i didn't play it until it was on color yeah um but wait or did i
i think they're right though what did pokemon blue come out for because that's the one i played
it came out with gameboy pocket i don't even know what that is developed by a game freaking
publisher nintendo for the gameboy what happened when you put a smaller version a pokemon blue
cartridge in a gameboy color it just got a blue hue if i were correct okay then no i dude i totally
missed it that that yeah that's that's key that's huge uh yeah i played pokemon apparently it came
out with the gameboy pocket though i actually played it on pc though i emulated it really like
way later oh this is way later i didn't i didn't pick up pokemon until much much later yeah i never
i don't think i ever ended up playing another pokemon game that's probably fine yeah i think
i've played the pokemon game at this point yep and uh i don't really feel like i'm missing much
not like game freak is doing almost oh pokemon stadium though they've been trying some stuff
recently i shouldn't be so negative it'd be nice be nice speaking of being nice uh not only do we
have luke's shelf okay i didn't know who's going to talk about me my bad uh not only do we have
wait hold on we never did the call to action uh all of these great exciting products available
now at LMG.gg slash touch sand touch sand i'm going to give me some of these shorts
they're awesome um full point announcement uh not only do we have luke's show floor walk of
computex up this week sammy and justin work together to build a sleeper pc what uh Dan hands over the
xbox 360 what what are we even hold on what are we what what is happening right now
Dan hands over the xbox 360 well that's an xbox 360 now with 60 Gigabyte hard drive
i was trying to figure out why this is so tall but then i kept reading and that makes sense okay
can you keep reading because oh this is oh hello this is a fake power that's a fake power brick
what does the hold on what okay so that hold on this is a this is a fake 3d printed power
brick exclusive this is amazing what's in the power brick is it oh it's a bigger power supply
if you read the doc it's gotta be a bigger power we'll do that i know that's why are you still
here shareholder value increasing wow all right uh this man's committed so the specs are a 1050 ti
and an i5 8400 uh so just stuff off the shelf that was small enough 16 gigs of RAM the psu is a 300 watt
led driver those things used for outdoor lighting okay we couldn't fit in a psu so we thought it'd
be cool to replicate the original xbox 360 psu case with 3d printing
whoa it does come off i just know how to take it off and jessem wasn't here today so i couldn't
show you guys whoa it does work and can play halo 3 uh and then in brackets the best xbox
game in history uh because this person can play halo 2 uh but i will say that the cooling is a
little sketchy you can turn it on by pressing the power button and it has a red ring of death
for aesthetic purposes which is sick uh we can jump into the video and okay give me a timestamp
three uh 33 21
33 21 okay okay so wow this is like full on like video content what the this is not behind the
scenes this is like dang what the heck that's pretty cool it is pretty cool okay wait for it
we're just gonna hey there we go that's pretty that looks pretty cool that front grill i didn't
see it that looks awesome dude that's awesome all right well congratulations i that's cool didn't
know that we wanted to do that but now that we've done it i want to watch that i agree that we want it
the power brick like here hold on i'm gonna switch the line this cam it took me a second to realize
this wasn't official oh yeah me too yeah we got some random why is it which camera
yeah an led led driver psu that's sick and then got that to work
this feels like very much a full LTT video
yeah which you you get on float playing heck yeah um all right yeah so check it out LMG.gg
slash Floatplane uh Dan is just shattering it right now yeah Dan it's okay Dan they can
watch the video yeah yeah Dan dismantled it a lot sammy i'm sorry about that sammy said to
i don't think you did yeah i did it's like it's literally in the dark i don't think i was there
for that it's in yellow i know you don't read it i don't know what you're talking about if you
want to open it feel free to i don't know how to and justin was no no no no no no we're good we
got to do another merge message no no no no i think we should let justin do it boy
so i need just all clicks together really nicely yeah um uh that there that was the other
merge message we can move on now oh okay cool uh what do you want what do you want oh we should
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topic no not that one okay i switched topics okay
see i knew it i i knew it it's not even tech
it's it's kind of tech a movie is technology
by that logic anything is technology our next topic will be the wheel yeah it's technology it is
technology if there was an innovation in the wheel wheel that would be yeah yeah fine unpoppable
wheels spaceballs too i have to say we can talk about something else the teaser trailer
kind of amazing i haven't seen it how is it why are you so excited about this topic if you can
because obviously what do you mean but you didn't even see it no i read about it when i sat down
and i was like i'm very excited you do not honestly need to tell me anymore this is exciting
i will see it yes thank you very much okay what do you mean well it's really funny of course it is
i mean i don't know sort of some of it's not that funny but that's how these things work i know
they're not they're never a hundred percent okay 98 year old mel brooks has announced the
sequel you've all been waiting for the first release was in 1987 when he was a much younger
man and i was a a baby a little baby no way yeah what what rick moranis is coming back
rick moranis is back bill pulman is back so we're gonna have the original dark helmet
and lone star rick moranis didn't even come back for ghost busters so like yeah okay um i don't
know how that happened um discussion question is what is the greatest spoof parody movie ever made
and why is it either spaceballs or galaxy quest um adam's thoughts it's airplane like come on
spaceballs isn't even the best mel brooks film uh i've never seen airplane
maybe i should have that to my list of things to watch oh man man this is this is wild outside
of that you have greats like montipython's life of brian and um and holy grail spinal tap the
cornetto trilogy shon of the dead hot fuzz that was close and you know what what you know what's
wild is between the writer of this topic and adam they've still managed to not get it right
what do you think they've still managed not get it right well first i want to be very careful with
your words i excuse me i'm excited to see what you're gonna say are you gonna tell me okay no i want
to let luke go first yeah i'm not gonna look at chat i'm not a movie person that's fair okay i haven't
seen a lot of these okay out of this honestly i have seen
spaceballs that's sad i have seen parts of shon of the dead
shon is so good parts of spinal tap oh i've seen montipython
robin hood men in tights i've seen yeah is that what they're referencing when they say
robin hood yeah that's not very good okay so seen men in tights i would not rank that as number one
but it was good i liked it i liked it as a very small child yeah i tried to watch it again as
not a child and i was like this is really stupid so i don't know that mileage may vary mileage may
vary look my my taste in movies is all over the place as a kid i loved um that the terrible kevin
princess bride is not a spoof spoof or parody no princess bride is well okay it's
i don't think so maybe i didn't see what it was spoofing in parody the book is i don't know it's
written in a really funny unique way like and i fell for it like it's written as an abridged
version of like a very boring story that like cuts out all the boring stuff and is just the good
parts and so i actually thought it was an i thought i was reading the abridged version of
the princess bride i went looking for the actual princess bride and it's not a thing so the way
the author writes the book is like really funny he's like yeah something something yada yada lineage
something who cares let's move on like it's really it's really funny that's cool s morgan
stern is not a real author so william william goldman i think is the actual author but the
book is called the princess bride by s morgan stern abridged by william like i don't know it's
it's pretty funny it's pretty funny is that a spoof for a parody though i don't think it fits
in with these other ones i don't think it's a spoof for a parody yeah i don't think it fits if it did i would vote that one princess bride is fantastic fantastic uh but yeah i really haven't seen
okay well the best spoof parody is absolutely last action hero and anything else is an incorrect
answer you haven't even seen it that's why i'm shaking my head
i haven't seen it either you haven't seen the last action hero okay
wansha watches no i'm i'm giving back all of my is that what we call it when we watch star wars
finally that we said we're gonna do eight years ago and we haven't done yet
wansha watches like disorderly asks last action hero is a spoof yes except oh i said i hadn't
seen it except it's a spoof that literally stars one of the greatest action heroes of all time
who was at the top of his game at the time it stars arnold swartz and agar that's awesome
and it's poster for this is amazing actually i take it back the greatest spoof of all time
is disney's enchanted sorry uh second greatest last action last action here look look at this
poster man dude it's so good that is awesome that makes me want to watch it alone i'm gonna
put it onto my uh my list yeah sure nope we're gonna watch it together luke hasn't seen it
you haven't seen it let's have a movie night yeah we're doing it is it is it wansha watches are we
are we commentating no wansha 3000 i don't think so i think we gotta just enjoy it all right we
can talk about it we can talk about it after all right i'm down i am down because on it is straight
up literally just the poster mcbane makes me very excited you have got to be kidding me right now
mcbane in chat says last action hero isn't funny okay there's so much to unpack here you are not
you are not gonna have your username be a spoof of arnold swartz and agar and tell me
that arnold swartz and agar spoofing his own iconic roles is not funny i can't with you
i'm sorry but i can't it's a second band tonight keep keep banned i can't with you
that is some premium premium tier rage bait right there i bet you i bet you mcbane thinks
that you can't melt cheese on cheeseburgers effectively it's real cheese
action hero is a real documentary anyway absolute kino cinema uh actually oh man we're ignoring happy
gilmore happy gilmore was great happy gilmore happy gilmore is coming yeah who cares about that but
probably but happy gilmore happy gilmore one is extremely goaded and is absolutely a parody movie
yeah that's tough that's tough
what's shrek i don't think that that's a documentary that doesn't count well
all right i mean it is oh man you could make an argument shrek's pretty great
but i i think shrek is more of its own movie than it is i think so parody i think so um
and i think you could probably make the same kind of argument about like something like
enchanted or happy gilmore where they actually do stand on their own as movies they're not
just parodying a thing whereas like austin powers would be an example of a movie that has absolutely
no substance whatsoever other than parodying the source material yeah
yeah awesome powers yeah i agree mcbane we can agree on this
austin powers did not age well i watched it with my son and i was like
not only do i not think it's funny anymore but he didn't even think it was funny and he's 12
literally the target audience for it that is rough yeah would uh with a weird al movie count as satire
or parody the weird al movie no that's i think it's meant to be like i haven't watched it but i
thought it was meant to be at least somewhat biographical oh absolutely in no way oh okay
never mind ah it's definitely satire of of a autobiographical kind of things mockumentary
i haven't seen it then but then that's that's the problem then maybe it's great and i just
haven't seen it i don't think tropic thunder is a spoofer parody no it is of what of a genre
so that someone asked uh to like what is what is happy gilmore a spoofer parody of uh of sports
movies like they're like what's the source material for happy gilmore it's not just golf no but it's
it's um it came along after caddyshack so it was like later but it was of the genre of like sports
and golf golf movies um to raxus says in the army now with poly short no i really don't think so
now we can move on all right all right way to go dude no poly short movie belongs on a greatest
anything of every of any amount of time i'm sorry paul blart mock-up yeah wikipedia halts ai summary
trial after editor backlash the free encyclopedia terminated a two-week test of ai powered simple
article summaries that was sorry i'm going to leave you guys for some of this from the washroom
i'll be right back uh or they they terminated early after massive backlash from their community
of volunteer editors and contributors i recently did my first ever actual real wikipedia contribution
and it seems to have been accepted so go me um the ai summaries were placed at the top of articles
above the existing human written article summaries known as the lead in the wikipedia community
the ai section was tagged as unverified and included a disclaimer that the ai does not
follow wikipedia's accepted editorial process feedback from the editor community was immediate
and overwhelmingly negative as it should have been ranging from yuck and catastrophic decision
to essays tearing apart the quality of the demo summaries which i think you need that whole
range to really tear something down so good job um and others arguing that ai summaries do not align
with the community's values and that such features will do immediate and irreversible harm to our
reputation which honestly i think is uh true uh many editors have suggested they'll stop time
oh i guess i get it time donations sure uh time and monetary donations if ai features go forward
discussion question how reliable do you consider wikipedia does adding ai summaries make it more
or less reliable i will say back into my day when we were in school teachers would not allow us to
cite wikipedia as a source um now the clever people would cite the sources that wikipedia
cited as a source and then just run with that um but some people didn't apparently people are saying
they're still not allowed to and that's kind of fair i guess because you should probably cite
the source that wikipedia used but i do generally see wikipedia as pretty reliable adding ai summaries
yeah that would make me immediately not treated as reliable like instantly but i would also just
scroll past the ai summary are we talking about citations from ai because that would greatly
enhance the google ai results if i could just check the citations can you not no they're not there
that i'm aware of how to make chocolate chip cookies i don't know
seriously how's there no ai result
seriously there's no where's your ai summary i don't know
yeah the one time i want it yeah that's weird how do i build a pc here yeah because i thought
i got an ai overview yeah oh wait this here how did i not notice that yeah so what how's it gonna
say how's it gonna cite every like one of these this is that's not a well this is often how you
find out that it's just making junk up yeah i guess okay i was looking down here so i'm an
idiot where you expect i was looking down here and i was expecting like a comprehensive thing of
like all the the links instead of just being here somebody in flipping chat binky draws says i wouldn't
trust wikipedia for contentious topics and public figures and yeah i think it's more i would trust
it based on the topic um i've definitely found sites that are far less accurate than wikipedia
and like my point of reference would be information about people that i know like information about
myself uh or information about you know luke and stuff like that like there's there's definitely
communities and um sources of information that i'm just like yeah you just obviously make things up
and you have no idea what you're talking about whereas wikipedia even though there are little
details that are wrong it's generally really pretty good it's generally pretty close like here let's
let's have a look at my um let's have a look at my wikipedia
yes i'm canadian yes i'm a youtuber i'm known for channels that cover technology pretty good
pretty good i i disagree with the way that they're measuring this you can't just uh you can't just
add subscriber counts like that doesn't really mean anything but they're not technically inaccurate
yeah they're not wrong um yes this is true founder former chief executive on his step down and took
the role of chief vision officer and uh okay boom that takes you to that yep so far pretty good
wait from 2007 you were a presenter for ncax um wait no wait yes
technology 2007 no yeah yeah that's wrong thank you thank you luke
so and i think i went past 2013 as well you did i did so this date this date is wrong yeah okay
give it like 30 minutes and somebody will have that updated with this as a citation i am the only
source so as a primary source uh i think this is kind of i don't i don't think is that how
biographies work that would be an autobiography probably i guess don't you have to check with
a third party source before you can have a biography what is the source for that i also
grew up on a hobby farm i did not grow up on a real farm i have always made sure to um distinguish
between that we raised animals versus that we did it commercially there were a couple of occasions
where we engaged i didn't actually know that's what that distinction was a little bit of commercial
activity we sold eggs to like a local uh natural health food store at some point but that was over
a very short period of time so i grew up on a hobby farm not the same thing i've been married to
Yvonne ho since nope that is not our anniversary date but maybe i maybe i spread that misinformation
on purpose i'm actually not sure a source is bixby showcase okay father of three children
some two daughters that is accurate so i mean we can keep going if you guys are into it not your
signature it's uh was it 2006 you just said for nti x did this has from 2007 to 2013 refresh the page
refresh the page i told you what people have theoretically already fixed it well yeah okay
that's fine but like let's let's not do that we're the that's not the point of this exercise
right now was asked to be the host which is Sebastian shot videos with the camera borrowed
from the son of the company's president that is true but i am the only source of that piece of
information so you know i could be an unreliable person this is not true this is uh whoa uh this
is 100 incorrect um it was actually due to high production costs high production costs
and excellent viewership during the early days of the mcix tech tips channel that was the reason
i was instructed to create Linus tech tips as a cheaper offshoot the problem why would anybody
create a sequel of this what what do you like that's a fundamental complete misunderstanding
not only of what i said but also of just any reason for anyone doing anything ever and i don't
i'm not trying to like be mean or anything right now i'm just trying to draw a little bit of attention
here to the way that things can be not just misrepresented or but fundamentally the world
misunderstood to such a degree that in your attempt to interpret what someone else is saying
you could completely miss the point in a way that just would obviously make no sense could have also
just like derped a sentence and that is the one that ended up getting quoted in there or whatever
i guess that's possible a lot of things are said i've derped things before that is a that is a
thing that happens to all so it was actually because viewership was good and growing and our
brand partners wanted more but the costs and more importantly the time investment yeah
was too high and so we had to find a way to produce videos faster so that we could have
more videos up on our product pages without putting this amount of time into them and my
comment there bolsters your argument of having multiple sources for one piece of information
yes because it's less likely you might have like someone who misquoted or whatever tiger direct
tv was absolutely a competitor in the early days new egg came in later um after us if i recall
correctly lines tech tips was created uh this and the other yep found Linus media group following
a dispute regarding company management oh yeah that's vague enough that i would say that's probably
fine um there was a lot more to it than just the non-compete i also signed a long-term agreement
to help them build their team which included the hiring of riley actually who now works here
um so there was a bit more to it but yes a non-compete clause was a critical part of this
negotiation that much i would categorize as incomplete but correct stepping down as chief
executive officer creative role and continues to be involved with writing and production yes
that's true i'm involved in more than just writing and production you can't have a vision for a
company that does a lot more than just make media without being involved in other things
i'll controversy emerge via an investigative video by youtube creator gamers nexus i think
you mean hit piece uh there were investigative elements of it but let's let's not mince words
at this point i've i've had a chance to show our side of the story at this point so let's not
pretend it's anything other than what it was uh which described issues specific to both sebastian
as an individual and of Linus media group as a whole uh the report detailed how negatively
reviewed a prototype water block that was never a review never called it a review and it never was
um billet Labs despite installing it on hardware for which it was not designed so there's a lot
of little details that have not been updated here sebastian also failed to return the water
block to build Labs sebastian had nothing to do with it sebastian found out about it when the
hit piece went up um i knew nothing about um us being asked to return it because we're an organization
that at that time was already close to a hundred people um so it's this is true systemic issues
relating to oh systemic issue yeah there were systemic issues that um and that's the part that
is accurate that i have to that i gotta own right like that's the thing it's just because i'm saying
some of these things are wrong doesn't mean that all of them were wrong um the company paused video
production while it investigated the claims that is true this is also true personal life said his
favorite youtubers were i mean yeah that's that's that's something um i'll be honest with you i
threw out total biscuit because he was one of the only names of youtubers that i knew i've never
really watched a ton of youtube but i mean he was my favorite in the sense that i had talked to him
and he seemed cool i don't know if i ever actually watched one of his videos all the way through
though but at the time that was probably also true of park as an austin because i just didn't
have time to watch youtube uh this is true um and this is true oh great these are the three
things in my personal life multifactor authentication fatigue attack nice wait 2023 multifactor
authentication fatigue attack oh wait 23 no that's not what kind it was no no this was the hack
yeah that's not what happened at all yeah luke caught another one what's that citation where did
they where did that reference oh here i'll click it it was our video so the citation is right my
channel was deleted last night but the interpretation of it is completely wrong it was actually a
cookie um cookie hijacking attack yeah it was a screen saver file that was supposed to be a
it was disguised as a pdf and then they they uh session hijacked so this was an interesting
exercise i hope for people in um nothing is true everything is permitted assassin's creed has been
based the whole time let's go and here's what i'll say though i'll repeat what i said before
we started this compared to almost any other source that i have found wikipedia is world's
more accurate quite good in in terms of the things that i actually know like the details of
my own life um and one of the really cool things i'll just more accurate wikipedia as a system
is as you correct those types of things when people update it if it gets changed back to
something that's wrong then there's like a back and forth and they kind of like fight it out and
there's there's now this uh this piece of information like in your own argument you're saying like you
need two different references for something this is still information just coming from you about
these things so like it's it's not technically perfect and yada yada yada yada yada yes you're
right sorry it was a session token not a session cookie i misspoke which i can do what an what an
what a perfect illustration of luke's point yeah yeah me me when me when me me when i'm like uh the
15 or something yeah yeah desktop background yeah i still have that as a duvet so edgy
it was such a sick game dude raxis is on fire tonight reading wikipedia is so inaccurate
watching every single wandshow is far more reliable i don't know they don't change between week to week
uh what are we even talking about what's our topic right now uh wikipedia ai summaries oh yeah
right yeah we're not even that far off yeah ai dude ai summaries of as you can see not accurate
information i don't add i yeah but i also we're going down the translation of a translation chain
and it almost never leads to good results can i just say as well they said here like there's a
what is they called the lead or something yeah the article summaries written by humans known
as the lead on wikipedia are good like i don't think we needed this to be honest like usually if
i'm scrolling down in a wikipedia article it's because i have read the lead i kind of understand
what's going on and i just desire for more information the summary is already very good
like people do wikipedia is a wild thing that it exists at all and i cherish it anyways moving on
um we should do a main topic now maybe we have a bunch of those Android 16
earlier this week google announced that Android 16 is available and starting to roll out to pixel
owners using a pixel six or newer Android 16 is laying the foundation for the new material three
expressive design language which is expected in september of this year material three expressive
it's supposed to bring us a revamped quick settings panel physics based animations interesting
dynamic color schemes background blur effects and more there's an optional 30 second video
that we can watch are you queuing that no it's just hilarious because someone was updating this in
real time and now it's incorrect for a different reason ah no no see first party resources can
lie i think sorry sorry sorry sorry i was muted i was pointing out that now it's wrong for a
completely new reason session token hijacking account attack i think i said it right but i don't
remember anyways uh here's here's our unlisted video 30 second video
dude our design is getting more interesting again are we out of the dark ages of design
maybe the top menu still seems to giant go back to Android 10 there's like animations and stuff
and it's not clear i don't like it things aren't like just squares everywhere and boring
look things look interesting that's so exciting me too but i'm exciting that this seems to be
happening a little bit i like iOS 26 better needs more glass i was muted oh because i'm eating
i'm hungry i got you yeah i have dinner on your own time uh yeah way to way to be mean
or something i don't know i've lost speaking of um me being mean i have an idea
why don't we do movie night tonight i know you guys aren't doing anything
uh uh i actually there's no way you guys have plans on a friday night you've got to
be kidding me both of you unfortunately i don't i don't believe you and i don't believe you i
for a rare time i do actually i can explain it i'll have to type it
and it's not like cool all right fine i'll allow it i can type it though if you want okay maybe
next week then okay okay okay i'm down there's no way you guys have plans two fridays in a row
there's no way i yeah i don't think i'm gonna have a friday is good it's for mine all right
fine i'll allow it i definitely did not wait do you guys have a hard out tonight like do you
need do we need to wrap pretty soon or what no by like one a.m oh wow what does that even
we'll see that's what i'm talking about then if we wrap by like nine then we go watch a movie and
then you go to your thing no no the thing ends at like one a.m oh that makes more sense all right
fine next week uh i don't have a super hard out but i do have to be home at a certain point
let's see what next week looks like pathetic pathetic it's a good reason no i get it i get it
okay um next week i'm also gonna say but uh uh yeah next week i'm super down next week might be
interesting why i'm sure we'll be fine oh that oh it's okay that might not make sense uh oh hey
i have an update for you you finished final fantasy six congratulations thank you here's
your trophy oh thank you actually i need this this is mine can you show me how to do this uh
yeah i'll show you later um i oh i got over this way of the tell i got over the line
it's big enough for me too
line is bring the swimming drone
they can change the pattern don't do it in a hot tub it's not hygienic
okay um sorry uh you're sorry painting mere days after luke finished final fantasy six which
is kind of wild for a competition that went on i think for over a year um i dropped off my parts
at the at the motorcycle shop and they are gonna make some time for me i think because they're so
tired of looking at the pieces of my bike in their shop for two years wait what it's they've
been there for two years i thought you had them at your house no i have all the paintable pieces
but i didn't i don't have like the engine oh that's fantastic what would i do with it i thought i i
mean i didn't think they were gonna store it the whole time i am well i prepaid so okay like
it could be worse it's not like i just like dropped my stuff off and like have they been like
raging at you this whole time no cool they've actually been very understanding once we're
done and everything's done i'll i'll probably shout them out assuming everything like goes
according to plan recently and realistically i don't think that he wants more business right
now when i asked him about it he's like yeah i'm working like 70 hour weeks right now i'll get to
it uh i'm gonna i'll prioritize it i'll make it work i'm like yo buddy thanks but yeah he seems
sounds good pretty busy right now i guess probably summer reasons and stuff
factorial genius asks two years why with five question marks because i had to restart
several times and it was very demoralizing and there was one point where i was like making like
really good progress and then literally my sister died and like just it's been one thing after another
every time i get momentum on this project something happens um like i i ran out of one of the colors
and then i like couldn't go back to the shop because they're only open on weekdays so that
so i had a weekend like set aside to like do it and then like i couldn't because i couldn't i
didn't have any the paint i needed because a thing got messed up and i had to blast it again
sandblasted just it was horrible you couldn't track my progress based on my save files in
file fantasy six you can see like oh it starts and then i got to a point in the game that were like
i wasn't interested in and then kind of forgot to keep playing and then a bunch of time goes by and
then like you probably remind me during wanshow or something so there's like another little spurt
but i can tell based on the save file that i got to a point in the game that again just didn't
interest me very much then i sort of forgot about it again and then like the competition heated up
and it's just like yeah i should have been more stealthy about that i was working on it again
because i think i could have won this maybe yeah if it wasn't for the the long trip with those like
insane boat rides and stuff and then if it wasn't for getting sick if i didn't if i did the whole
trip but didn't get sick you still probably would have won yeah i was just like stuck at home sick
for a week and i was like well might as well finish the game all right
what do you want to talk about next how do we get there i don't know who knows who cares
end rate 16 is also getting a desktop mode oh it's samsung dex oh i guess they've worked
closely with samsung later this year okay google did state what he just said this will give you the
ability to move and resize multiple apps in Windows just like a desktop this will also be
available to supported phones when connected to a dock or external display possibly behind a developer
option setting meanwhile graphene os posted that they received information that a osp the Android
open source project could be discontinued uh screenshot of the claim is what looks like a
discord screenshot uh i got it boop okay yeah um so them basically saying that they received
information um yeah
we'll see if that's true or not that would probably be bad
their source stated that the first step would be Android 16 dropping but like that's not
dropping the pixel repositories uh which appears to be what happened no driver binaries available
past Android 15 um the information has also been taken out of context though in numerous places
here's a direct reply from graphene os on reddit this information doesn't come from graphene os if
you read the messages which are taken out of context it states that we are relaying information
someone else provided to us yeah cool well not cool but yeah uh this certainly wouldn't help them in
their current antitrust lawsuits yeah that's a good point and if Android did go closed source it would
likely make many projects much more difficult if not impossible for outside companies such as this
Android phone that claims compatibility with the apple watch what uh this is the vivo x-fold five
it's kind of cool all right well i hope not open source is definitely cool when our corporate
overlords commit to it and contribute to it and google has in some ways been not great about it
and in other ways been super amazing awesome great and a osp is one of the super amazing
awesome great things that google has done over the years yeah do you want to talk about the rog
xbox ally x yes what a name did you watch the video uh yes part of it
there was a so that's actually a really interesting answer because i'm sure if you were hyped you
would have watched the whole thing yes so i want your read on the hype level around this device
oh wait you know what hold on hold that thought let's run through the details for anyone who
didn't watch our video earlier this week i went down to activision hq to check out the xbox
sorry the rog xbox ally x as well as the rog xbox ally there are two models one with a z2 extreme
which is a ballin out of control zen 5 zen 5c rd and a 3 and a half 16 cu processor this thing is
incredible 24 gigs lp ddr 5x memory huge 80 watt hour battery one terabytes of storage this thing
is looks like it'll be like the king of the handhelds once it comes out in terms of performance
and then also the ally which has the AMD z2 a processor which i guess indicates that a suce
learned absolutely nothing from their previous strategy of having the one that makes any sense to
buy and the one that's almost as expensive but is dog s*** for performance because this one seems
to be seems to have about the performance of the steam deck but which would be fine if it was 350
dollars or whatever but it isn't and it probably won't be or i shouldn't say it isn't it probably
won't be and yeah cool good luck with that both have a seven inch 1080p 120 hertz IPS display
and both favor ergonomics over portability they're not slim like the switch too but they have like
it feels more like having a controller in your hand a major part of the announcement though
in my opinion the announcement is the changes that the xbox team has helped make to Windows
to make this device tick they claim to have cut at least two gigs of memory usage so far at idle
terminating useless processes and functionalities that aren't needed they simply will not even render
the desktop background if you are in the new xbox designed interface that it will boot directly to
very cool stuff but is going to need a lot more testing once the xbox team has done a lot more
refinement alongside the Windows team to get this software out and it looks like they're
going to launch in tandem with each other and i think what they're saying is holiday of this year
microsoft talks a lot about how it's an xbox you can stream your xbox games you can play game pass
games you can play your pc games um what they haven't really addressed is what this means for the
xbox games that do not come with a pc license will this xbox play an xbox game unless you
stream it from an xbox so far i don't think i've seen an indication that it will so that's a major
question mark that people have around it and of course the other one is the price so with all of
that caught up your thoughts sir i think i was kind of disappointed because xbox didn't have the
cojones to just actually make this an xbox they should just go on nintendo and made like a sick
doc for it and just this is the next xbox and sure whatever we did it in collaboration with
rog how would that work though so that the doc is a disk drive no i don't mean that i just mean
like the very the entire game development pipeline is for for console is just built different and
like i i don't think rock star is going to pivot and have gta 6 ready at launch for for Windows
just because microsoft came out and is like yeah it's it's an xbox by the way it runs Windows
so how does that work then because if you came out with a handheld pc that doesn't run Windows
games they would they would have been crucified so there's things that make it not an xbox like
the fact that it isn't an xbox it would have been cool if it if the gaming mode was essentially
it being an xbox there isn't really hardware differences these days they're just computers
okay counterpoint the gaming mode would only be able to be an xbox gaming mode
if they had all the way to a firmware level like drm locks locks down lockdowns locks down whatever
you could like boot into it i guess unless they ah yeah but that's oh clunky it does kind of suck
that is super clunky and realistically let me make let me make the argument for why i think that
would be worse because i believe that the ally xbox rog x ally x whatever whatever this device
the device that i was holding is utterly f***ing irrelevant from microsoft's perspective yeah
it is it is simply the launch platform slash like a showcase vehicle for the changes that microsoft
is making fundamentally to Windows to make it a more efficient gaming platform and so with that
in mind i think that the xbox branding is a little curious um like i other than you know i can
understand why the xbox team wants some credit for coming in and cleaning up the Windows team's mess
but really what launched is Windows getting more efficient yeah that part was cool which is super
exciting to me not because i want to buy an xbox rog x ally x rog whatever uh but because i want
every other handhold that exists to be able to access the unfettered game compatibility of Windows
on the go i also think i didn't end up watching the whole thing because i got distracted by some
profoundly dumb comments oh really i'm not gonna single them out because i don't even want to give
them the like attention but just like whoa genuinely unintelligent and like there was people
responding to them being like um here are some corrections which felt a little better oh okay
that's funny because i i actually read through a lot of the comments and i i like shadow banned a
bunch of people on that one oh it might be gone okay because there were a lot i jumped in early
okay there were a lot that were just like this is obviously paid and stuff like that like all
those people are just perma banned yeah i know it was like we disclosed our paid sponsorships um
yeah uh so so anything that's just like completely actually no the main one i'm thinking of did
say something like that near the end of it so it might even just be gone now i know i also think
you get a bit of a different crowd when we're talking about xbox or when we're talking about
apple or when we're talking about nintendo like that's something that i've really had a hard
time kind of coming to grips with it's that depending on what video we make there's so much
variety across our channel that we can be engaging with a small core audience but outside of that a
completely different audience from one video to the next that has no interest in the other in the
other topic and console fanboys are like absolutely still a thing and absolutely brain dead oh yeah
like it's it's i don't i'm sorry i just i don't have another i don't have a retraction for you
like if you're upset by the thing i just said um like being that emotionally invested in like a
game machine to play video games i'm sorry i just i just can't you can you can love the art you know
of the games that you play on it or whatever but to to to be like like angry about that people
choose the other one i kind of understood um back in like especially high school when like the
console purchasing decisions weren't even so much the kids options when it would be like
frustrating when like most of your friends would get one and then it's like well i guess we just
can't play with so-and-so but now there's cross play yeah so i guess it's not as big of a thing
anymore so few exclusives that matter especially for multiplayer yeah now that they just got to
optimize that loot box revenue yep
anyways they're so dry they're so awful that i just wanted something uh what else we got here
i should start minimizing topics some of these are thick um oh i've been minimizing the ones we're
done oh some some benchmark surfaced for the NVIDIA n1x yes NVIDIA's long rumored ARM CPU
was a no show at computex this year yeah but has shown up in a geek bench six benchmark the geek
bench results provided this information NVIDIA n1x that's probably a likely a code name very unlikely
to be the actual brand name Linux 20 core ARM CPU base frequency of 2.81 gigahertz boost of 4.05
the test was ran on an unreleased hp workstation running ubuntu with 120 gigabytes of memory
video cards speculates that this is 128 gigs of memory with eight reserved for the GPU they
created a helpful table of other cpus to compare the geek bench five results
so here's our single threaded and multi threaded scores with the NVIDIA processor looking
pretty solidly okay it's up there it's she's she's up there she's up there she's no apple
m4 max but uh she's yeah not not irrelevant uh video cards also noted that this configuration
is very similar to NVIDIA's gb10 super chip for their ai mini pc uh yes
discussion question is why is NVIDIA investing in ARM instead of something open source like
risk five because risk i'm sure that they are investing heavily in risk five it's just it's
not ready yet like even just getting Windows running on an ARM chip that isn't like the one
that you know qualcomm put all the work into for drivers and compatibility and everything is
is not a given um risk five is is so far away and like it or not Windows is a thing that you just
kind of have to contend with so NVIDIA going ARM means that mainstream adoption could be
possible for this thing is my theory
evga motherboards are having trouble with rtx 50 series GPU's this um there's a basically
something something sm bus communication pins and something something no official fix from evga
but what you can do to fix it is you can cover the two sm bus pins pin five and six of the pc iu
connector with some capton tape uh the mod does not impede the performance of the GPU so i just
wanted to get this out there as a psa and also a reminder that buying a niche motherboard is
almost never a good idea even from a major brand i i i just have been burned time and time again
oh yeah choosing anything other than like that one you know that one of the like handful of three
or four different models per generation per brand that actually sells a ton of units because
i learned that lesson after working here for a bit because growing up you know other words
were never the most interesting thing ever so i got kind of the thing that would work which
was often very popular um and then coming here i had access to really nice fancy motherboards
i got all kind of excited and started using them and just kind of a pain uh yeah just going with
the mainstream thing works really well when it comes to motherboards because they're they're
going to have far more customers yelling at them about issues and they're far more likely to get
found like edge cases are far more likely to be found you know far more likely to be fixed
and finally glorious's new mouse is out of stock ever is or sorry is out
is released everywhere except their own country the us purple makers new lightweight entry-level
gaming mouse the glorious model o eternal is now released everywhere except the us due to
ongoing global supply chain issues pc gamers jeremy layered speculates that the real reason the mouse
isn't available is tariff uncertainty and that texas-based glorious doesn't want to call out
the current administration well in in their defense tariff uncertainty has created global
supply chain issues mm-hmm so they are kind of just saying the thing further down the line
that was all i just thought it was funny yeah we've been dealing with it too and it has sucked
and it's not funny everyone has but commiserating is funny yeah yeah all right it's time for after
dark let's do it yeah wow so fast so swift sometimes i see it coming no
oh okay merge messages hey align us how are the LTT cables coming along i recently had to purchase
a lot of cables for my level one text kvm switch and was annoyed that many cables are low quality
and i don't have proper labeling they are coming along very well i believe our first order is
in production i want to say in our second order we are working on even though we haven't actually
gotten our first order yet because i'm pretty bullish on this product but transit times are tough
and go to market is complicated by the tariff situation uh the company we're engaging with to
get them made is and and like work on the quality and design side of it is not chinese based but
the production is in china so yeah tbd i guess tbd line us will you be watching the new train
your dragon movie in theaters or will you prefer to stay home i usually do not like read reviews
of a movie that i like know i'm gonna see and how to train your dragon given that the first one is
quite literally in my like top three of beloved movies i wouldn't even say favorite you know but
like beloved very beloved for me um it seems like a no-brainer that i would go but i kind of wanted
to know how badly they massacred my boy before i go apparently they brought back the original
composer which matters a lot to me because john powell is goaded um they brought back
jarard butler a stoic which is pretty cool so literally the voice actor from the animated
movies is he's back um so far what i've read seems to be that it is a fairly faithful adaptation
but is not doesn't have a lot of soul um is it a live action yeah it's a live action remake
of a movie from only 15 years ago i personally believe that about all live action remakes
honestly just automatically honestly what i would have been more likely to go see is a remaster
that's interesting is that really because the first one was it wasn't quite cgi hadn't gotten
or it's not cgi rather computer animation in this case i guess hadn't really gotten like good
yet the lighting it the lighting sucks and the textures are just noticeably low quality and stuff
um whereas by the second and especially the third like they're beautiful films whereas the first
one is pretty ugly by modern standards i i would have been way more likely to just go see a reanimation
of the first one um but the problem with that strategy you know money making wise for dream
works is that then there have been no reason to remake like to remaster two and three because
they're already like good enough um i mean the standards i guess will change or whatever but i
i don't know like you go back and watch toy story one and it's like yikes then you watch
toy story two and it's like yeah that could be better but you know it's like fine i guess
you know there was there was a there was a threshold that was crossed like i can watch
monsters ink and i'm like that's okay i wait no no not monsters ink like monsters you monsters you
still looks great that was i i believe the first animated film that had like a really solid
solution for global illumination is that right down seems like the kind of thing you wouldn't know
uh sorry i was reading something else monster monsters you was that the first global illumination
animated film whoa i forget i don't know don't know all right never mind see you later uh but
yeah yeah i would have i would have watched how to drain your dragon with rtx despicable me
isn't monsters you dream works um nope no never mind the first animated feature film to use
global illumination was shrek two shrek two really oh shows you what shows you what i mean
oh today i summary so who knows top gear says yikes what do you mean toy story one looks amazing in
4k the details wild you're no you know what no no no um yeah pixar's first was monsters university
if i go excuse me sorry if i go see it in the theater it'll be because my daughters want to go
they love dragons uh i think i would probably i'd probably man you can wait a long time for a 4k
blu-ray these days i'd probably wait willow nice it seemed pretty cool yeah been around forever
yeah i think i bought my favorite game from there when i was a child yeah nice by the way snack man
how hungry are you me yeah we get dinner hungry we can go after the show
nice but you can't watch a movie what is wrong with you maybe not the whole
derate movies like for twice as long as getting food i mean it depends i'm realizing i have
some time takes you a pretty long time to eat that's that's fair this is the world's slowest
eater i don't know how he stays as big as he is it's a it's always eating he has to be always
eating yeah the runtime of last action here is two hours and ten minutes we could totally just go
watch it that might be too long i've never heard you say those words before i really haven't i i
can i can i can check after the show you might have said them just not to me
hi lld what's it like living in canada what do you like about it and what do you dislike or
with change um generally feel pretty safe as long as you don't uh go to certain places
or outside or city or um we're in a really temperate part of canada so we don't really
have to deal with the like harsh super cold canadian winter but we also don't get sunlight for
like six months out of the year so that's that's a whole thing um this time of year is beautiful
though yeah it's like actually perfect um and i use that word very sparingly but the the spring
and fall uh in vancouver is like legitimately perfect when it's not raining our housing
situation is despicable we had an incredibly long time to fix it did nothing about it at all
yeah that's um that's number two on my list of things that i'm upset with um professor
justin trudeau over um professor i don't know he taught nice i like it um that and not fixing our
stupid first pass the post voting system like he said he would like he said he would that he got
elected on but head anyway canada was like actually gonna do it yeah i was excited and then he was
like forget it forget it remember that thing i promised well i don't yeah yeah loser anyway um
yeah our housing situation is is is horrible and contributes heavily to our cost of living that is
already higher than other like g whatever however many there are nations um
there are issues with it in general i've been very pleased to have socialized health care in my life
there are issues with it though there are issues with it i personally know someone who had their
cancer progressive stage because it took them so long to get treatment they're okay which is nice
but there are examples where the people have not been okay yep but i also don't know anyone in
canada who sought out health care in canada that would bankrupt because of it so yeah i don't know
i don't know anyone who's like you know ARM is you know at a mangled angle because they just
like go get it set properly didn't have health insurance and couldn't get it set yeah um yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah it's all right our money's plastic yeah it smells like maple syrup it
it does to me too i they say they didn't do it on purpose but i swear to god it has to be on purpose
somebody do you smell it snuck it in the mix yeah okay yeah i totally smells like maple syrup
hey longus do you have any thoughts on samsung's latest one ui update forcing an iOS experience
on users i absolutely hate it and i'm looking at switching phones over it haven't daily driven it
so dry just stop snacking well i'm hungry do you want a brownie no i want a snack that's
not as dry as dog food um they're pretty goofy i haven't daily driven it and what i was told in
my edge in the comments under the edge unboxing over on ShortCircuit is that the the the drag down
from the top you can actually change that in the setting so you can make it so it just works the
old way and you don't have to drag from the corner but i'll probably end up dailying it pretty soon
just because i kind of want to give a fold another shot now that i'm not that satisfied with the pixel
nine a i don't know i feel like i'm just never going to settle on a phone again now i just want
okay samsung if you work at samsung you know anyone who works at samsung like whatever help
me get this message to them because they don't listen to me myself okay send them this timestamp
i'm going to leave a little bit of a gap here so you can have like a you see you can grab the
timestamp pretty easily samsung the galaxy note nine was the finest device that you ever made
it had no hole in the screen it had all of the key features that enthusiasts
miss these days like expandable storage dual sim that's an either or but still
with him now a headphone jack both hands free and fast not under screen fingerprint unlocking
it managed to be slim and yet still have decent battery life
make the samsung galaxy note nine two
boom sales you'll be amazed i don't even mind if you compromise on a couple of those little
things like if it's not so slim make it a little you know a little thicker do away with the you
know the curved glass at the edge not everyone was a fan of that i liked it felt good in the hand
you know whatever but not everyone was into it fine fine i could i could deal with that
i believe you can do this oh it had no camera bump that was huge um let's not have a camera bump
okay there you go you're welcome next one's for you
what next merch message uh okay you're supposed to read it chandler tea spent 69 dollars
and sent in borat voice my wife terrible hi Linus luke and le Dan one of my favorite little
known gaming facts is that the song baba ye too from sieve four is actually the prayer our father
in swahili yeah you guys know any known gaming facts any little known gaming facts right there i
got a good one i'm going first okay um let me let me find this oh boy here we go
okay i've actually talked about this on WAN Show before but oh no this is a it's a downloaded
zip off crying out loud okay uh
now that song's stuck in my head i love baba ye too
okay uh never mind your first loop well i don't know if i even have any little known gaming facts
ah
guppy soft is a terrible company sure it's a little it's a little known gaming fact yeah nice
the logo for assassin's creed is the bottom of an eagle skull
i didn't know that's all i didn't know is that a little known gaming fact let me make sure this is
true uh thank you ai summary luke
at least i have my ai my mental ai summary tries to verify itself um at least when people lie they
mean it that's another i could be a desktop background yeah yeah yeah no i didn't make it
up i didn't make it up oh look at that yeah that's cool
is the original games uh the like eagle was a big thing and then all this like a looking thing
isn't actually for assassin's creed it's the the eagle skull there that's my that's my fun fact
we'll go with that um dang it i am i'm working on this i don't have audio from my computer
should i uh yeah it's playing right now it is playing wait on the stream i can't hear it
no uh but there is audio playing what do you want to hear it yes i need to hear it i'm do
you want to hear it do you want to go to stream what i i want i guess okay what i want i guess
oh no what am i hearing now you're hearing yourself you said that you wanted to hear
what you were playing on your computer uh well that's fair and it's no longer playing now
well okay i'm i'm working on okay you know what the sad the fight sound effect in civilization two
for the pre gunpowder fights um uses the same sound effects library as the fight scene between
sir arthur or king arthur and the black knight in montipython and the holy grail
yeah that's pretty sick i like that that's a great fact that's a great fact that's a high
quality fact this is why you should hire uh audio people to do custom stuff for your games
i'm trying to find a fight is there no is there no fight audio in this this is a great fact wait
did you do you want to hear it again yeah yeah yeah i need to hear well why is this so fast is
this set to like a higher playback speed or what what is happening they're fast forwarding the
get why can't we hear it oh it's this one amazing music i need to hear a fight i give up why don't
you do one in the meantime while i search for the sound effect i do have some here for luke
uh question for luke you mentioned that you played titanfall 2 a few times have you heard
about r1 delta it's a new community launcher slash servers for titanfall 1 like north star for
team fortress 2 titanfall 2 there's so many tf2's uh big w for game preservation uh no i haven't
heard of that until now thank you for telling me that's super cool uh agreed big w for game
preservation that's that's awesome r1 delta that's kind of cool cool name yeah and i also
liked north star especially because it's a you know internal game reference and stuff but um yeah
that's awesome transport fever 2 thank you world travel uh yeah um let's see hey lld no wait i think
i've got another one for luke how's the birds i feel like the timing of when people ask this is
always horrible they were they were doing fine forever and now two of them are back at the vet
of course the one that we rescued from the wild is always in perfect health because that's how
that works um but walley the green and yellow one that has had has been having for a long time now
liver issues um he was on one medicine a day he was on two two medicine a day for a while
then it went down to one medicine a day then it went up to seven we're currently on seven
and uh he was he was puking um and i need to hear my audio yeah sure sure yeah i had a little
stream i think it was hey we got it thank you mind sill from Floatplane chat okay here we go here
we go okay not this one okay ready okay so what is that from okay hold on but anyways yeah walley's
walley's back at the at the vet um the vet actually said that he looks like he's in really good
health and they think it was just like a one-time thing maybe he ate something weird
oh yeah yeah yeah hold on
okay you don't have to play this part for them but i'll find the right spot okay muted okay
go ahead you're good well no i need to hear it Dan uh i don't think you can do that what really
it's done through a loop back okay i'm just gonna find it live then hold on no i can do that
we'll do it live no i can do that i can do that i forgot that i could do that uh there
yeah that works
you can do your thing huh what no no i i'm gonna i gotta find the right spot but you can do a thing but it's coming
are they not here oh only you guys can hear that splitter yeah okay i got you uh so i'm going to
tell you about birds with three sub mixes with loud fight music here luke i might be able to fix
that it's fine it's fine i got two headphone mixes i got so many mixes um but yeah the vet
the vet said that he's doing well uh but has decided to keep him for like 48 hours just to
make sure that's actually true he had not lost weight which is often a sign of things going poorly
um and he's uh looking good has good energy all that kind of stuff uh the night that he's
puking it did not look good at all um i kind of thought it was the end to be completely honest
but he held through and then was fine the next day so things seem to be okay um that does not mean
we're getting away from the seven things of medicine a day um so that's rough but uh yeah it is what it
is budgie's you know they don't live forever so we'll see how it goes but he's he's hanging in there
right now that seems like a lot it is a lot there's um it's it also has to be spaced out so there's
one that it has to be given every 12 hours and no other thing of medicine can be given within an
hour of it so he has to receive this thing of medicine and then wait an hour and then he receives
i think it's three right then pretty sure and then you have to wait 11 hours
and then give him the one and then wait one hour and then give two and then
constant scoop i hate to ask but a scoop doing okay scoop is doing fine
scoop is doing all good and nixie nixie is the name that we've given to the
foundling bird the rescued bird and uh nixie is also doing totally fine what headphone are you
okay here we go oh okay uh ready hold on here we go ready yeah okay
so that's just part of it watch your content id hold on okay so you can
oh dang it dang it
so they've used that same with some horses bit yeah and it's it's just cut off there so they're
they're using the same sound effects library almost certainly there's a couple of other spots
in the sieve to battle noises and in the battle noises for this fight um that use the same bits
of tracks so they've obviously mixed them in their own way but it's it's definitely the same
library which i thought was i don't know it stood out to me as someone who had played hours and
hours and hours of sieve to when i watched this film and i was like hold on a minute wait a second
world travel says that was definitely worth the wait dude i had to tell the whole bird story
with that sound in my headphones the entire it was working on it i was about to i was about to
cut it off no i got it i got a sub next with it was it as a minus lice is still watching it
i'm just gonna mute that for everybody but i was still listening all right fine i'm over it
you can turn it back on i can turn it back on no i'm good i got to play with everyone i can
remove him from our headphones too i don't even want it fine fine i'll turn you off oh that's
unfortunate yeah you're making me sad don't do that come on we're just getting into it hey lld
how does this how does this swimsuit compare to the previous swimsuit looking at the photos it
appears to have a finer mesh is a bit heavier in material and you use zipper pockets oh in here
those are definitely some things um it also has less stretchy um draw cords because the previous
one was super stretchy you had to like you had to like stretchinate it in order to tie it in such a
way that it felt really secure i believe the waistband is a little bit uh little thicker um there was
um there was an area where sand could accumulate in the liner somewhere that wasn't like in a
pocket on the old one uh so we we patched that and yes the zipper pockets are huge that was
or the zipper pocket so it has a zipper pocket on the back oh that was and also a um yeah there you
go pocket yeah hidden zipper pocket uh inside the regular pocket bag that's a very sizable secret
pocket yeah it's a it's look i know it's uh it's a 70 dollar swimsuit or whatever but we don't
we're not charging money for nothing um we tried to make a really nice swimsuit
with the fact in mind that a lot of the time when you wear a swimsuit it's not just for swimming
like that's what you're wearing that day dude i can fit my phone and my wallet in that secret
zipper pocket yeah that's crazy yeah that was that was the idea both in there i'm gonna take
those out of there before i completely forget where they are and last one i've got for you today
you said that ShortCircuit videos were unboxing plus not review minus what exactly does that mean
given that so many viewers view them as reviews would you mind clearing this up um basically what
it means is that rather than intending to be comprehensive we are intending for them to be
the first impressions of the host but with the benefit of testing that's been done to clarify
any points that the manufacturer may have been deceptive about so with an unboxing that's not
plus you're basically just relying on whatever the manufacturer said and whatever you can observe
in that moment with a review i expect the host or a proxy to have extensively used the product
and evaluated it in between that is unboxing plus where it's based on your initial impressions and
you do rely on materials from the manufacturer but in cases where you are able you have information
that has been independently validated that's all i have to say about that i mean it ties into you
use this reference and it it helped it click for me because i was kind of trying to figure out what
ShortCircuit was but you're talking about how back in the back in the day when we would do more
unboxings on the LTT channel you if a if a product wasn't brand new you would often use other review
sites and show the other review sites in the video i don't know if saying often is fair but
this is a thing that would happen uh where we would reference a view site and their performance
graphs it was an unboxing yeah but we'd be like yeah and according to this uh you know review on
tweak town uh it really does it really does match up with what the manufacturer says about how fast
it is yeah so now we're just doing that but with our own data yeah and but it's not everything
we don't have the capacity or capability to test every element of every product we unbox yeah so
they're unboxings plus
and then i lied there is one more hello Linus luke and Dan i just wanted to shout out my husband
who is working his butt off for the company we are starting together nice do you have any advice
for a husband wife entrepreneur teams listen yeah that's it that's the advice listen hey listen
um be ready to be ready to try a bad idea prepare yourself for it now because even if your spouse
or you know your business partner not even necessarily just for husband wives uh or husband
husband wife wife whatever you know your your business partner even if they're the smartest
person in the world occasionally they're gonna have a bad idea and there's no room for inflexibility
in a relationship like that you both have to be ready to try each other's bad ideas and you
both have to have the humility to back down when it didn't work sorry just what which of my bad
ideas are you remember no no no no no no no uh raxis in full plane chat said prepare for a bad
idea with a brand new sexy telephone lttstore.com which was just i'm messaging already that it was
great good advertising thank you all right oh a hexi towel oh i get it wow
we'll see you again next week same bad time same bad channel bye
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