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Hi everybody!

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Are you ready for tech news?

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Great! Ha ha ha!

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Steam was the subject of a spat between the world's biggest Valve critic slash epic game

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CEO, Tim Sweeney, and gamers at large, over games that use generative AI.

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Currently, developers of such games must disclose how they used AI on their game's Steam page,

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but in a reply to a tweet from Game Dev turned AI lobbyist Matt Workman, Sweeney agreed that

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this is dumb, because AI is the future of games anyway, and if we label the games now,

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the clankers will be upset later. Oh no!

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I said it. Sweeney's remarks came after another reply to the same tweet from an artist at Valve,

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Ayi Sanchez, who pointed out that transparency on the use of AI or anything else really shouldn't

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be considered a bad thing in this context. Now Workman is concerned that labeling games hurt their sales.

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Meanwhile, Arc Raiders has such a label, and it's hotter than a jet turbine strapped to

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the side of a data center. Got him!

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Sanchez theorizes that the only devs afraid of an AI label, quote, are the ones that know

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their product is low effort.

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That's where- that's where- there, there.

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But oop, here comes Tim Sweeney again to ask why we would stop at labels for AI.

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Might as well force devs to disclose what shampoo brand the developer uses.

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And to be fair, if a developer did find some way to develop a game using shampoo, I would

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want to know that. Maybe they're born with it, maybe it's programmed.

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Maybe it's head and shoulders. The memory crisis has gotten so bad that NVIDIA has reportedly stopped including VRAM on the

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GPU modules it sells to some of its board partners, according to reasonably reliable

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rumor monger, Golden Pig Upgrade. Now not including VRAM is apparently standard procedure for NVIDIA's sales to the biggest

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GPU vendors, but that's not the case for smaller board partners with fewer memory industry

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connections who will now have to wait outside a 7-Eleven panhandling for spare RAM.

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But if they can't score any memory chips that way, if they're kept at a 7-Eleven in

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Korea, they could buy memory-themed chips.

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Because the convenience store chain collabed with memory company SK Hynex to launch a snack

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called HBM Chips, which simultaneously stands for High Bandwidth Memory and Honey Banana

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Mat, Mat being the Korean word for flavor. Now this is extremely confusing to me, possibly because I'm not Korean enough, but 7-Eleven

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apparently wants to do stuff like this, to create unexpected, fun purchasing experiences

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for younger consumers, who are just bouncing off the walls with hype over the next hot

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new snack from their favorite semiconductor manufacturer.

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The European Union has agreed on new rules that would hold tech companies liable for

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scams hosted on their platforms. Once the EU Parliament and Council adopt the new rules, payment service providers like

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PayPal and Stripe, but also social media companies like Meta and TikTok, will be punished if

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they fail to remove scams that have been reported.

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So I guess the EU is still doing stuff to keep big tech in check.

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As long as it's not AI related. The Blocks Digital Services Act, Digital Markets Act and its still developing AI Act

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have all been put in jeopardy by pressure from the US government who would like Europe

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to stop telling American companies what they can or can't do in Europe.

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That's communism! Correct me if I'm wrong. One particular European who doesn't like the American approach is French President

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Emmanuel Macron, who accused Brussels of being too afraid to push back.

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One of our writers points out that there has to be a joke here about macaroni and Brussels

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sprouts, and I would argue that no, there doesn't.

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Have you seen where those pesky quick bits went?

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We might need the help of a friend to figure it out.

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Backpack? Backpack? Apple is reportedly in talks to have Intel manufacture the lower end of an upcoming M-Chip

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series in the US by mid-2027.

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A huge shake-up considering Apple's M-Series chips are currently built overseas by TSMC.

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According to Apple's supply chain analyst Ming-Chi Kuo, if this happens, Intel will

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use the 18AP advanced node to help MacBooks and iPads get made in USA Silicon while Apple

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keeps its top-end chips being produced at TSMC.

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Apple began transitioning away from Intel processors in 2020, but with everybody scrounging

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to get chips manufactured these days, it looks like the two tech giants have been brought

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back together by a force that has rekindled many a relationship.

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Desperation. Let's have a baby. That'll save our marriage.

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MIT researchers say their iceberg index simulation of the US labor market shows that 11.7% of

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US jobs could already be handled by current AI.

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No problem. Importantly, the tool is meant to flag vulnerable roles, not to predict layoffs.

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At least jobs appear safe from AI at NVIDIA, where CEO Jensen Huang told an all-hands meeting

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that AI will not replace them, and asked managers who have been telling their employees

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to use less AI. Are you insane?

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Meanwhile, NVIDIA tried to calm financial analysts, worried about the company's books

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by insisting in a leaked memo that they are not Enron.

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The poster child for accounting fraud. I'm not sure if that's going to calm anyone down.

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A business bringing up Enron feels a bit like saying Macbeth in the theater.

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Of course, if you do that, then Dbrand steals your soul.

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404 media reporter Joseph Cox has reported that his iDevices bizarrely began suddenly

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opening random podcasts all on their own, some with silent audio, which is even more

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creepy, and others linking to pages that could be considered malicious.

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Security researcher Patrick Wardle was able to replicate the phenomenon, but qualified

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that it isn't a full-blown hack yet. However, it would be a great delivery system if a real flaw exists.

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A few outlets reached out to Apple for clarification, and in true Apple fashion, they haven't

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commented yet, and probably won't because f**k you.

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Taiwanese authorities have raided the home of former TSMC senior VP Lo Wei Zhen, who is

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accused of leaking trade secrets to his new employer, Intel, who insists Lo didn't hand

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over anything sensitive, just the normal stuff.

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But investigators still searched his Taipei and Sinchu residences and froze assets as

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part of a national security probe tied to TSMC's cutting-edge chip tech, which Taiwan views

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as incredibly important to their security and sovereignty.

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Intel thinks the whole thing is overblown, though. And if they had gotten secrets, you'd definitely see their chips running a little bit faster

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by now. And scientists at Tulane University have made a major breakthrough this week in finding

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a literal pain switch in the brain, an enzyme called VLK that neurons launch outside the

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cell to crank up pain signals after injury.

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Mice, without VLK, barely felt post-surgery pain and still moved normally, suggesting

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that future meds could target this switch without the messy side effects of current

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pain relief medications. If this study holds up and the same is found to be true in humans, then who we, pain relief,

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may have just gotten a whole lot less painful.

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Pain switch in the brain, pain switch in the brain!

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Backpack! Hey, thanks for exploring the wild and wacky world of tech news with me today.

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What was your favorite part?

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Fantastico! Remember, come back on Monday for another Riley adventure.

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And if TSMC raids your home, remember to repeat after me.

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Swipe or no swiping! Hasta luego, amigos!
