{"video_id":"fp_yFpweJFFl3","title":"Floatplane Clip: Drawing Circles with my boss","channel":"FP Exclusives","show":"FP Exclusives","published_at":"2026-01-26T18:08:00.063Z","duration_s":139,"segments":[{"start_s":0.0,"end_s":6.8,"text":"I am wondering. Not that it really matters. I'm just wondering if it looks any better.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":9.36,"end_s":10.4,"text":"It does look a little better.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":12.48,"end_s":16.08,"text":"All right, here's your float on the exclusive kids of Linus coloring in every frickin' hole.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":18.72,"end_s":22.32,"text":"At lumd.gg slash Floatplane. No one's going to want to watch that, Jordan.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":23.28,"end_s":25.44,"text":"You'd be surprised. Do we have any more sharpies?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":30.08,"end_s":31.28,"text":"I mean, yes, but...","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":36.88,"end_s":38.96,"text":"We're gonna help you. Yay!","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":41.6,"end_s":46.72,"text":"That's okay. We can just give it a quick alcohol wipe on the surface after, and then that'll clean up anything that gets on top.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":47.6,"end_s":50.24,"text":"Oops, like that. Come on, get on in here, pancrets.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":50.96,"end_s":54.0,"text":"No, if you want to be really anal about this, Linus.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":54.0,"end_s":57.04,"text":"I don't. The case isn't black. Where did you do it work today?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":57.36,"end_s":59.92,"text":"I colored with my boss.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":61.76,"end_s":65.36,"text":"Very 1990s. But then puzzles came back, too.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":66.08,"end_s":69.28,"text":"And then the AI doze. What's that? And then the AI doze.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":69.28,"end_s":72.32,"text":"Puzzles? No, what do you mean? Yeah, like the...","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":72.32,"end_s":74.96,"text":"There's a couple of hell, whatever. The puzzle company's using AI art now.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":76.24,"end_s":80.64,"text":"Can you imagine doing such a good job of something","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":80.64,"end_s":83.84,"text":"that the one thing you didn't do stands out and then you have to do this?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":84.64,"end_s":88.0,"text":"Yeah. Now what's worse, coloring the center being the guy filming it?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":93.44,"end_s":96.64,"text":"Why are you way up here, Jordan? Because you're slow as hell. You're done so many?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":96.64,"end_s":97.84,"text":"How are you done so many?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":100.4,"end_s":103.12,"text":"Did you just throw the sharpie away? Yep, I'm done.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":104.24,"end_s":109.04,"text":"I'll get some alcohol. And I'm not even sure in this context what kind he means.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":109.76,"end_s":113.2,"text":"Actually, there aren't that many that Jordan had fast. Nice.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":113.2,"end_s":115.68,"text":"I gave you at least three-quarter ass. Three-quarter ass.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":118.4,"end_s":118.72,"text":"Nice.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":121.76,"end_s":124.88,"text":"Oh, dude. Dude. Okay, okay, but check this out though.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":124.88,"end_s":127.36,"text":"Check this out. It's going to be so worth it. Oh, yeah.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":128.72,"end_s":131.84,"text":"Oh, yeah, it is better. It does look so much cleaner though. Yeah.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":132.48,"end_s":135.12,"text":"Nice. Nice. Oh, it looks so good.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":136.24,"end_s":139.04,"text":"And it makes the serial one really stand out now. Yeah.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0}],"full_text":"I am wondering. Not that it really matters. I'm just wondering if it looks any better. It does look a little better. All right, here's your float on the exclusive kids of Linus coloring in every frickin' hole. At lumd.gg slash Floatplane. No one's going to want to watch that, Jordan. You'd be surprised. Do we have any more sharpies? I mean, yes, but... We're gonna help you. Yay! That's okay. We can just give it a quick alcohol wipe on the surface after, and then that'll clean up anything that gets on top. Oops, like that. Come on, get on in here, pancrets. No, if you want to be really anal about this, Linus. I don't. The case isn't black. Where did you do it work today? I colored with my boss. Very 1990s. But then puzzles came back, too. And then the AI doze. What's that? And then the AI doze. Puzzles? No, what do you mean? Yeah, like the... There's a couple of hell, whatever. The puzzle company's using AI art now. Can you imagine doing such a good job of something that the one thing you didn't do stands out and then you have to do this? Yeah. Now what's worse, coloring the center being the guy filming it? Why are you way up here, Jordan? Because you're slow as hell. You're done so many? How are you done so many? Did you just throw the sharpie away? Yep, I'm done. I'll get some alcohol. And I'm not even sure in this context what kind he means. Actually, there aren't that many that Jordan had fast. Nice. I gave you at least three-quarter ass. Three-quarter ass. Nice. Oh, dude. Dude. Okay, okay, but check this out though. Check this out. It's going to be so worth it. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, it is better. It does look so much cleaner though. Yeah. Nice. Nice. Oh, it looks so good. And it makes the serial one really stand out now. Yeah."}