Ow, ow. That's why I want to do it for you.
That's clearly not from the virtual boy. That is so much more gross.
Because, you know, it... Okay, how much was it?
It was about 6,000 US dollars. 6,000 dollars. Yeah, but...
Wait, we bought it? Yes. Why would we do that?
How is this 6,000 dollars? There is an expensive...
Ah! We'll get to it later. It's the last one we're going to look at.
You bought a go-kart? Yes, sir. Do you fit in it?
Damn. Well, no, I mean, is it for adults?
Yes, it's for adults. It's actually the sequel to the one you have.
Mmm. But have you ever seen the sequel to Segway?
To our sponsor. They're right here.
Oh, that's our sponsor? Yeah, Coolify by Taurus.
They actually sent us all of their products today, because we saw them as an ad,
but they were already interested in sponsoring an LTT.
So we thought we'd take a look at it. I want to start with the mite removal instrument.
See, I usually go for certain removal of things.
And this removes mites. Oh, the joke.
What joke? It might remove...
God... Do we have dust mites? What even is a dust mite?
I thought it was an insect that lives as part of dust.
I might be wrong. Have you ever seen one? No.
Can you prove it exists? Good point. Oh, this thing is huge.
It was actually a lot bigger than I thought it was, too, when I saw the initial ad.
Yeah, that looks so small and cute.
Does this not look like a feminine product of some sort?
Just the styling? You know what it does look like?
It could be like a hair curler. Yeah, right? It looks like that style...
Is that what you use? It says it's quiet.
Would you define that as quiet? I mean, I wouldn't call it loud for a vacuum,
but it also doesn't suck very much. Well, you have to put the pressure down.
I don't know about you. It works. It's a handheld minivag? Yeah, it was 90 US dollars.
But it... But it's so cheap-feeling.
What makes it for might removal? Well, like you said, it might remove it.
Upgrade double-beat, strong penetration.
I told you it was a thing. Okay, do not include that.
Lightweight body, long use without getting sore.
Oh, it doesn't. Dehumidification?
Dude, it makes a lot of claims. It's a little motor in a cheap plastic housing.
$90. Yes, sir. Okay.
So let's go pick up some dust, I guess. Sure.
I bet one of the editors has a super dirty desk.
Oh, okay. Well, he's definitely got some food remnants, might.
It's quiet, so don't be alarmed.
That was on high. No wonder they don't call it a handheld vacuum,
because this thing doesn't suck. What a piece of shit.
Good thing you didn't take a sponsorship from them. Okay, what's next?
Okay, hold on. I think I'm wrapping my brain around this. Okay.
Okay. The Coolify Air does cool, warm, and fan,
and the Coolify 2S does cool only.
No. Oh, no, it also does warm, and it also has a fan.
These are different price points, as well as different batteries, as well as different weights, and as well as different performance.
So the Cyber is their top of the line one. And like I said, these were actually ads that showed up on our feed
that we were like, oh, these are kind of ha ha funny, but they were already in business inbox being like,
hey, we're thinking about sponsoring an LTT, so we're kind of like, well, let's give it a go, then.
Apparently Coolify was really proud because they sent all the athletes
in the Paris Olympics, these, when they had that massive heat wave.
Oh, yeah. And a bunch of the athletes ended up using it when they were like walking between buildings,
and a lot of them had very positive things to say.
So I guess the air is their lower end. Correct.
Because it doesn't come with a fancy carrying case. Yes. This is adorable, by the way.
Oh, okay. Little hinge. Yep.
Different neck girths. And some of them actually have different cooling areas,
yours mainly prioritizes the back side here. This one, this one actually does all three sides,
so the sides of your neck and the back here. So it's just a little peltshaving, right?
Yep. Okay, so it blows air up here.
Right now, you're just in the fan mode. Oh, my God.
Fan mode, right? Yeah.
I could see the interface. Yeah, this one just has the three buttons on the side.
These two can actually have app controls, which we'll get into in a little bit.
So that's the chill mode. And you're on stage one.
It goes up to stage three for each of them. They do a good job of separating the hot side.
So you can actually tell it's blowing the hot air here
from the Peltier, and then keeping the cool side in
and then making sure that any of just the general air movement
is not impacted by that. The cheapest one is about 150 US.
The most expensive one, which does way better cooling,
better heating, and more powerful fans, is about 300 US.
Oh, wow, that one really rips, though.
And I have the app here. So right now, you're on about 22% cooling.
But if we crank that all the way up, it both accelerates the fans,
but it'll start to accelerate the cooling as well.
And you should also even feel it on your sides. Oh, yeah.
Oh, no, I can definitely feel it on the sides, but man, this could be a friggin' lifesaver
if you're stuck out in the heat. Yeah, so in the wind mode, you can get like 15 hours.
Yeah. And then in the cooling mode, you can get two and a half,
but in the heating mode, you can do four and a half. All right.
But I gotta say, I think I'd probably end up with the pink one
just because I don't want to use the app. Got it, just having the physical buttons.
Man, I want it back on, dude. Pick one from the table, and I'll tell you about it.
Sure. You need the briefcase that's under it as well.
I'm curious if you can guess what it is first. It's a mystery puzzle box.
Correct. Okay, well, we've got a rip-off Milwaukee battery.
It's a battery. It has a barrel charging jack on it.
That's how you charge this battery. The contacts are not there where they would be
on normally this housing of a battery. No, they're in the rails.
So it's a tool. Mm-hmm. And it's this.
Correct. Tool. It's a pressure washer.
It is a battery-powered pressure washer that you can hook up to your hose,
or have this connected to this filter.
So if you needed to pump something out, like, I don't know, your basement flooded,
it has so much pressure that the original ad had an individual flying with it.
Immediately removed from Twitter for false advertising. I mean, it might be pretty great.
Maybe. Oh, my God. Does this lithium battery charger,
which operates at 21 volts, two amps,
have anything in it? Excellent question.
This looks like it was made before I was born.
That made this infinitely more scary.
On the website, they claim 435 PSI is what it can generate.
Comes with two different nozzles. There's the jet nozzle and the crooked fan nozzle.
Correct. Well, there's no water.
Watch this.
Not a strong start. Well, it has no water in it. Yeah.
It could benefit a doubt. This is going to fire like a wimpy little, like, water gun.
Well, we're going to go outside and test it. We sure are. The chute's already completely off the rails.
I meant to save this one for last, but it's my fault for letting them just pick a random one off the table.
Here, I'll turn the hose on. You should be in frame. Trust me.
Trust me. No, you should. Okay.
That's why I want to be in frame. I can't turn the water off.
The fitting is broken. That's just the water pressure.
Okay, so here, I'm going to press the button.
Hey. Wow. I'll be the judge.
It is the exact same. Maybe you need the different nozzle.
No, no. Actually, this is great because we can actually evaluate
if it adds any power to it whatsoever.
I think that's a negatory soldier.
We might need this one. Wash in the car. Wash in the car.
Do you think the PSI is going to rip the paint off? We should be careful.
Wow. It's even worse than the first one.
Would you like to hear the price? If this was more than $30, I'm going to be really upset.
Sorry. Continue. I'm upset.
Okay. Well, it's on sale now for $130, but we paid $200.
Can we get a refund? I'll try.
I kind of broke the power thing. Yeah. How about the 68 and one precision screwdriver set?
Oh, you're going to pick a competitor. Brilliant.
Oh, included magnetizer, de-magnetizer.
Yep. The cheapest ever charging cable. Oh, she's heavy.
Oh, lock and load.
Kind of satisfying. And you can charge it while it's in the case too. It's got a little pass through, so.
Nice. Oh, magnetic bit storage.
For a bunch of different sizes and a bunch of different lengths.
So if you had something that was a little deeper into like a remote or a controller
or something, you'd still get at them. Little tricksy to remove.
Surprisingly, a little bit adequate pair of tweezers.
It looks like they actually did make an adjustment to it post manufacturing to make sure they meet.
You can tell because one of these is snubbed off and the other one is plenty.
Yeah. So they're trying to make sure that they meet. They still like are, you know, they're not great, but they're, they're there.
Oh, I think this is supposed to be just like a pry to help separate.
Sure is. Like a glass screen or something. Sure is Billy.
Electric precision screwdriver. Oh, look, there's the batch number.
This is made in Shanxi village.
Easily decipherable. Oh, no, there's no legend.
Oh, you just have to put all your bits in so that they face you.
Oh, I did like it struggled a little bit on that one.
I think it did for a tiny bit. One of the other button that's there, you can actually switch gears.
Hmm. Yes. It's a little bit faster.
Yeah. No, that's noticeably faster. Oh, wow.
She really struggled on that one. Yeah.
I was pretty excited, maybe even impressed.
Now I think you're just rising me. We have seen it as low as 12 us dollars.
What? That's why I think it's pretty impressive. I think we pay more than that for our bits.
I understand it's not necessarily going to be the best electric precision screwdriver
you could get, but for $12, it's pretty solid.
Yeah. I mean, it's certainly not liquid.
Now he's got to stay, he's like, hold on, let me pull up our precision screwdriver.
So let's see who can put more of them in.
Sure. Three, two, one, go.
No, no, no.
Oh, no, he like dented it and scratched mine.
Oh, okay. So who's finished chips first?
Oh, yeah, no, I think you took the worst of it.
Yeah. That's a great value though. Yeah.
How much did we pay for it? 30. But we've seen it as low as $12.
At $12, just buy it.
What? The magnetizer, de-magnetizer has a little spot in here, but they just like didn't get
that one and they just got a different one that doesn't fit. Yeah.
What the heck? Like I said, there's things they could improve.
Which one's next? What? I was going to say, well, we got to do the game stick, but the industrial endoscope I
think is going to have to be the one. This is an industrial endoscope with HD camera.
It is powered by smartphone. 480p. That's not HD.
But hey, it's 10 meters, so you could get way up in there.
It looks like they repurposed one of those little volume control thingies from like
a headset. Oh yeah, you're right. There's a mic on it.
The app is called USB camera. No, I just downloaded a USB camera app.
I didn't trust that QR code because it took me to an app that had like five downloads.
Ah. Okay. There you go.
Oh. Oh, okay. Well, that's quality.
I have no idea how much of this footage we're going to use.
It's so blurry. It's like useless.
Yeah. Is it because I was breathing on it? Oh, maybe.
That still kind of looks like shit. No, no, no. That's at the other end.
Oh, well, we can try that end. It is pitch black.
Wow. This thing sucks. Is the light?
Can I? The light's on, dude. Oh, maybe the wheel adjusts the brightness.
Oh, buddy. Okay. Now it is just, oh no, it's a little bit better.
It's a little better. Now I have to know if my throat's inflamed.
Oh, that is so much more gross.
Guess the price. This can't be more than like 25 bucks.
It was 50 Canadian. So what is that?
Like 35 US? Yeah.
You could probably get it cheaper if you got like the 2 meter one. Oh, it's probably like 30 US dollars.
I'll allow it. I want to know what the game stick is.
Is this the original 3D rocker?
Yeah! The ad was like, hey, if you buy this, you get two free controllers, 10,000 free games,
the free game stick. How much should we end up paying for it, though?
About 50 US dollars. Well, then that's not very free, then, is it?
The ad said it was all free. I just gave the credit card.
Caveat for sure. Yes, there's a lot of caveats for sure.
I don't think I've ever called dual joysticks referred to as a double rocker.
Wait till you feel the controllers. Man, you're really reaching for features to highlight when you have to put highlight
sunken text. Oh, don't make me bring out the hammer again.
Is there anything in here? Excellent question.
The text isn't sunken. Also, look at the buttons on the controller.
It's ABXY. Oh, they just put a cheap game controller dongle into a little Android stick and then
put a microSD card with some games on it. I will say that all of the value in this is the ROMs.
Oh, there we go. Hey, hi there, buddy. That is an Overwatch picture on the Sega Mega Drive.
Can you play Overwatch on the Mega Drive? Let's find out.
Or not. You're going to pick something else, okay? This is like Donkey Kong.
This is nothing like Donkey. You're jumping over barrels. Oh, doubles.
Does that mean it's too...
GG. What are these random pictures? I know.
I don't... That's clearly not from the virtual boy. 3D baby, let's go.
Come on now to self work. I want to have my self time.
Ba, ba, ba. Let's go. Come on.
Where are you at? Where are you at? Do you think it's worth 50 USD?
Of course not. Okay. Getting down the last couple of products here.
I thought this said birth. Okay, breath. Cool.
I'll bite. What this product is. You plug it in via USB-C, and you wear it as a necklace?
Yep. It's vibrating. Put it on your chest.
It's for breathing exercises. So when you feel the top, you're supposed to inhale.
And then if you feel the bottom motor, that's when you exhale.
But they have an app. Yeah, but this... Couldn't your phone just vibrate?
No, no, because this is supposed to be on your chest.
And so you can, you know, feel it. But older people don't forget to...
Does it work without this? You need to pair these first.
So this is just a hardware key for an app that reminds you to breathe.
You can choose a different mode too. I can figure it out. Yes, sir.
It's how to breathe Elijah. No, no, but there's different breathing techniques and modes.
He looks confused for a second.
How much do you think... This is some new age hippie crap, if I've ever seen it.
There's no way that this thing is less than $200. It is exactly $200 US.
It's 3D f***ing printed. Like, are you kidding me right now?
Like, I don't want to knock anyone who makes this or who buys it or, you know, whatever.
No, you should. But I wouldn't buy it and I wouldn't make it. I liked Reese's guess that it was a breathalyzer.
Yeah. I heard him, but I didn't want to go with his guess.
Yeah. But I was like, oh, I don't know. They're based in Edmonton.
Oh, man, if you're not from Canada, that joke does not hit.
Don't worry, I'm cheering for the Oilers this year, so you can't be too mad at me.
Hi-Fi audio MP3 player for a responsible person.
Correct. There you go. It's a lot smaller than I expected.
Headphone jack, line out jack. Oh, crab rave. Let's go.
Okay. That's, well, that's really loud. Does this volume?
Okay. Yeah, it works. Very fine control.
So it took a little while to realize it was working, but that's actually good. I like fine control. Oh, look at that.
Add to playlist delete. You got a little wheel interface here. Oh, wow.
Viewing angles on this? Not great. Check this out.
Now you see it. Now you don't. Which one's highlighted?
Kind of heavy. Yeah. Well, it's well made because it, you know, yeah, it's well made because of the price.
Micro SD card, USB-C charging.
And you can plug it directly in to transfer files to it.
You don't need to take the SD card out if you wanted to. Oh, this wheel sucks.
It's got concentric circles like machined into the surface, so it's really hard to turn
and it's knurled on the sides, but there's this in the way.
So like getting it in there is not great. I hate it, but this is probably like 250 bucks, but it should be like 180.
Hey, you're going to be happy then. It was 120.
Fine. I have no idea if it's any good. Like it sounds fine, but I have no context for if there's other options that are like
a way better value or whatever. Yeah, it's still very expensive.
You could just use your phone. Well, yes and no, right? Now that so many phones don't have a flip and headphone jack, these sound a heck of a
lot better than my AirPods do. Wow, that is one loose ass headphone jack though.
That is one loose ass. I'm sorry.
That is one loose ass. Okay, digital camera it is.
Chuzhow digital camera, the first camera for young people.
The screen is 240 by 240. I mean, it's stylish.
We'll get into that, but that's actually how you film video. So that pops up.
Oh, got a lens in the front. You got a flash.
As far as I could tell, it didn't work for me.
I don't think it's actually a flash. I bet this is actually a flash.
Boom, got him. Flash storage. Oh, yeah.
So it starts recording, but does that actually have anything to do with that? No.
It just starts recording when you start doing the little. No, but then when you stop, it counts down from a couple seconds and then stops the recording.
It's hard to film at eye level.
Unless I was Lucas filming me, then it would be fine.
Good. I think my question is right.
It's just so convenient. Wow. Look at this photo of Andrew.
Do you have that? I'm taking off his pants. No, no.
I did video. That does look like that. That's not at all what that footage is.
The problem is, is because you crank it, it shakes the screen beyond belief.
Yep. Did not think that through. Yeah.
As long as this is like 30 bucks, then I guess it's fine. Oh dude, you might kill me.
It's 200. We bought it on sale for 120 though.
We just paid $120 for a 16 gig micro SD card.
We paid for the aesthetic. All right. Let's try around the go cart.
Maybe it'll make me feel better. Yeah. Did we seriously get an ad for this thing?
The go cart? Yeah. Yeah, we did.
Now, fun fact, I have a handful of the first gen ones that my kids and I have been daily
driving over the last four years. Well, not daily, but certainly whenever I want to ride a go cart, that's what I ride.
So I have a ton of thoughts on what they can improve from their first gen offering.
And this is the pro two. Correct.
So this is the second or the second up? What is it?
They have called it the next generation. It's actually a three in one.
So it is a go cart, a segue, and it can plug into your computer and be the racing sim for
any racing game you want to play. Okay. The segue part is old.
Okay. The racing sim part is new. Yes.
It unfortunately arrived today. I haven't gotten to configure a computer with it yet.
This looks like the game kit. So it looks like where you plug in your USB into your computer, but then it's also got
a stand to rest the go cart on, I guess, so it doesn't roll away.
But I would hope it also doesn't go while you're playing the racing sim games.
Oh, no. Where do I begin?
They still have an irritating system for pairing to your phone via Bluetooth.
It's powered by six AA batteries rather than being powered by the rechargeable battery
that's in the segue motor at the back, and it does not work without them.
Really? Yes. I was not aware of that.
You not only use the app to set a speed limiter, which is actually super useful, especially
when your kids have friends over and you don't know if they're going to operate it safely.
You can put it in kind of training wheels mode. That's the main thing that I use the app for, but you can also use it to track how much
range you have left, although I'm not sure if you'll need that on this one anymore because
it looks like there's a display built into the steering wheel.
That's a new upgrade. That display shows things like speed and battery as well as what gear or motor in.
That's super cool. My nemesis, the loose adjuster for the steering wheel makes a return.
I've had to do a few modifications on mine.
So one of the things that I had to do was put some extra washers in here so that I could
really crank this. Wait, did they change the mechanism here?
Yeah, here it is. It's the same mechanism as before. So you just screw this on, you put it through, and then you tighten it like a bicycle seat.
Expect to have to faff around with that on a fairly regular basis.
More thoughts. These will come off.
These bolsters, the way that they're attached is, I would describe as temporary.
You need to seriously rethink the design of the seats on these, which they clearly haven't
done. Also, they rate it for people up to 220 pounds, but my ass, look at this, does not fit in
this seat. I mean, nine bots a Chinese company.
I'm thinking maybe it's for like a super tall Chinese guy who weighs 220 pounds because
it certainly is not for my fat white booty. There's one comment described them, your lesbian hips.
Thank you for that. Yeah. The adjustment mechanism here, kind of a pain in the butt.
It involves four Allen keys that you have to painstakingly tighten and untighten every
time you want to slide it to a different length. However, I will say this, it can accommodate anything from like an eight or nine year old
to a full grown adult, although taller people end up looking a bit like Waluigi.
It does sit pretty securely unlike this thing, which tends to kind of loosen over time.
The rear slicks are lots of fun, especially on wet asphalt or, don't tell the local parks,
wet grass. The e-brake I almost never use, but I guess if you're into it.
While we're down here, two Velcro straps, not the greatest way to secure the drive unit
to the chassis. You got to really crank them tight so you don't end up with a lot of slop when you're
braking, where like this will stop and it'll kind of pull apart and come together.
And I ended up braking one of them, just trying to keep it tight enough.
On the subject of braking though, there is one major issue that if they fixed it, I'll
forgive all the other ones, but for me to know, we're going to have to actually drive
it. All right. Well, we can go full speed, which is 43 kilometers an hour by the way.
This thing fricking rips. You ready?
Yeah. Let's go. All right.
Did you be wearing a helmet? Oh, they get going.
They didn't fix the braking.
There's no fine control of the brake. The brake is either on or off.
So as soon as you touch the brake, it's like, we are stopped now, sir.
Thank you. If you were to have any braking control, you kind of have to like feather it a little,
which sucks. This is like, ah, shoot, overcooked it with all of my complaints, all of which appear
to be entirely unaddressed by this new iteration.
I can't deny that it's a lot of fun. By the way, this is great.
Yeah. Oh, dude, yeah. Dude, now that I'm actually like outside, I'm like, hmm, yeah.
Do you think they'll be able to tell when we can get our money back?
I don't think they'll be able to tell. All right. There.