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Ow, ow. That's why I want to do it for you.

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That's clearly not from the virtual boy. That is so much more gross.

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Because, you know, it... Okay, how much was it?

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It was about 6,000 US dollars. 6,000 dollars. Yeah, but...

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Wait, we bought it? Yes. Why would we do that?

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How is this 6,000 dollars? There is an expensive...

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Ah! We'll get to it later. It's the last one we're going to look at.

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You bought a go-kart? Yes, sir. Do you fit in it?

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Damn. Well, no, I mean, is it for adults?

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Yes, it's for adults. It's actually the sequel to the one you have.

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Mmm. But have you ever seen the sequel to Segway?

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To our sponsor. They're right here.

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Oh, that's our sponsor? Yeah, Coolify by Taurus.

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They actually sent us all of their products today, because we saw them as an ad,

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but they were already interested in sponsoring an LTT.

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So we thought we'd take a look at it. I want to start with the mite removal instrument.

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See, I usually go for certain removal of things.

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And this removes mites. Oh, the joke.

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What joke? It might remove...

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God... Do we have dust mites? What even is a dust mite?

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I thought it was an insect that lives as part of dust.

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I might be wrong. Have you ever seen one? No.

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Can you prove it exists? Good point. Oh, this thing is huge.

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It was actually a lot bigger than I thought it was, too, when I saw the initial ad.

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Yeah, that looks so small and cute.

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Does this not look like a feminine product of some sort?

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Just the styling? You know what it does look like?

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It could be like a hair curler. Yeah, right? It looks like that style...

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Is that what you use? It says it's quiet.

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Would you define that as quiet? I mean, I wouldn't call it loud for a vacuum,

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but it also doesn't suck very much. Well, you have to put the pressure down.

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I don't know about you. It works. It's a handheld minivag? Yeah, it was 90 US dollars.

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But it... But it's so cheap-feeling.

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What makes it for might removal? Well, like you said, it might remove it.

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Upgrade double-beat, strong penetration.

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I told you it was a thing. Okay, do not include that.

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Lightweight body, long use without getting sore.

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Oh, it doesn't. Dehumidification?

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Dude, it makes a lot of claims. It's a little motor in a cheap plastic housing.

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$90. Yes, sir. Okay.

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So let's go pick up some dust, I guess. Sure.

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I bet one of the editors has a super dirty desk.

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Oh, okay. Well, he's definitely got some food remnants, might.

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It's quiet, so don't be alarmed.

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That was on high. No wonder they don't call it a handheld vacuum,

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because this thing doesn't suck. What a piece of shit.

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Good thing you didn't take a sponsorship from them. Okay, what's next?

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Okay, hold on. I think I'm wrapping my brain around this. Okay.

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Okay. The Coolify Air does cool, warm, and fan,

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and the Coolify 2S does cool only.

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No. Oh, no, it also does warm, and it also has a fan.

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These are different price points, as well as different batteries, as well as different weights, and as well as different performance.

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So the Cyber is their top of the line one. And like I said, these were actually ads that showed up on our feed

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that we were like, oh, these are kind of ha ha funny, but they were already in business inbox being like,

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hey, we're thinking about sponsoring an LTT, so we're kind of like, well, let's give it a go, then.

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Apparently Coolify was really proud because they sent all the athletes

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in the Paris Olympics, these, when they had that massive heat wave.

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Oh, yeah. And a bunch of the athletes ended up using it when they were like walking between buildings,

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and a lot of them had very positive things to say.

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So I guess the air is their lower end. Correct.

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Because it doesn't come with a fancy carrying case. Yes. This is adorable, by the way.

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Oh, okay. Little hinge. Yep.

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Different neck girths. And some of them actually have different cooling areas,

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yours mainly prioritizes the back side here. This one, this one actually does all three sides,

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so the sides of your neck and the back here. So it's just a little peltshaving, right?

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Yep. Okay, so it blows air up here.

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Right now, you're just in the fan mode. Oh, my God.

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Fan mode, right? Yeah.

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I could see the interface. Yeah, this one just has the three buttons on the side.

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These two can actually have app controls, which we'll get into in a little bit.

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So that's the chill mode. And you're on stage one.

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It goes up to stage three for each of them. They do a good job of separating the hot side.

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So you can actually tell it's blowing the hot air here

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from the Peltier, and then keeping the cool side in

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and then making sure that any of just the general air movement

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is not impacted by that. The cheapest one is about 150 US.

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The most expensive one, which does way better cooling,

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better heating, and more powerful fans, is about 300 US.

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Oh, wow, that one really rips, though.

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And I have the app here. So right now, you're on about 22% cooling.

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But if we crank that all the way up, it both accelerates the fans,

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but it'll start to accelerate the cooling as well.

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And you should also even feel it on your sides. Oh, yeah.

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Oh, no, I can definitely feel it on the sides, but man, this could be a friggin' lifesaver

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if you're stuck out in the heat. Yeah, so in the wind mode, you can get like 15 hours.

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Yeah. And then in the cooling mode, you can get two and a half,

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but in the heating mode, you can do four and a half. All right.

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But I gotta say, I think I'd probably end up with the pink one

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just because I don't want to use the app. Got it, just having the physical buttons.

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Man, I want it back on, dude. Pick one from the table, and I'll tell you about it.

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Sure. You need the briefcase that's under it as well.

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I'm curious if you can guess what it is first. It's a mystery puzzle box.

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Correct. Okay, well, we've got a rip-off Milwaukee battery.

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It's a battery. It has a barrel charging jack on it.

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That's how you charge this battery. The contacts are not there where they would be

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on normally this housing of a battery. No, they're in the rails.

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So it's a tool. Mm-hmm. And it's this.

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Correct. Tool. It's a pressure washer.

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It is a battery-powered pressure washer that you can hook up to your hose,

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or have this connected to this filter.

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So if you needed to pump something out, like, I don't know, your basement flooded,

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it has so much pressure that the original ad had an individual flying with it.

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Immediately removed from Twitter for false advertising. I mean, it might be pretty great.

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Maybe. Oh, my God. Does this lithium battery charger,

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which operates at 21 volts, two amps,

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have anything in it? Excellent question.

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This looks like it was made before I was born.

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That made this infinitely more scary.

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On the website, they claim 435 PSI is what it can generate.

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Comes with two different nozzles. There's the jet nozzle and the crooked fan nozzle.

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Correct. Well, there's no water.

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Watch this.

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Not a strong start. Well, it has no water in it. Yeah.

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It could benefit a doubt. This is going to fire like a wimpy little, like, water gun.

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Well, we're going to go outside and test it. We sure are. The chute's already completely off the rails.

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I meant to save this one for last, but it's my fault for letting them just pick a random one off the table.

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Here, I'll turn the hose on. You should be in frame. Trust me.

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Trust me. No, you should. Okay.

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That's why I want to be in frame. I can't turn the water off.

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The fitting is broken. That's just the water pressure.

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Okay, so here, I'm going to press the button.

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Hey. Wow. I'll be the judge.

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It is the exact same. Maybe you need the different nozzle.

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No, no. Actually, this is great because we can actually evaluate

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if it adds any power to it whatsoever.

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I think that's a negatory soldier.

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We might need this one. Wash in the car. Wash in the car.

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Do you think the PSI is going to rip the paint off? We should be careful.

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Wow. It's even worse than the first one.

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Would you like to hear the price? If this was more than $30, I'm going to be really upset.

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Sorry. Continue. I'm upset.

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Okay. Well, it's on sale now for $130, but we paid $200.

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Can we get a refund? I'll try.

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I kind of broke the power thing. Yeah. How about the 68 and one precision screwdriver set?

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Oh, you're going to pick a competitor. Brilliant.

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Oh, included magnetizer, de-magnetizer.

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Yep. The cheapest ever charging cable. Oh, she's heavy.

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Oh, lock and load.

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Kind of satisfying. And you can charge it while it's in the case too. It's got a little pass through, so.

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Nice. Oh, magnetic bit storage.

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For a bunch of different sizes and a bunch of different lengths.

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So if you had something that was a little deeper into like a remote or a controller

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or something, you'd still get at them. Little tricksy to remove.

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Surprisingly, a little bit adequate pair of tweezers.

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It looks like they actually did make an adjustment to it post manufacturing to make sure they meet.

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You can tell because one of these is snubbed off and the other one is plenty.

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Yeah. So they're trying to make sure that they meet. They still like are, you know, they're not great, but they're, they're there.

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Oh, I think this is supposed to be just like a pry to help separate.

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Sure is. Like a glass screen or something. Sure is Billy.

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Electric precision screwdriver. Oh, look, there's the batch number.

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This is made in Shanxi village.

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Easily decipherable. Oh, no, there's no legend.

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Oh, you just have to put all your bits in so that they face you.

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Oh, I did like it struggled a little bit on that one.

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I think it did for a tiny bit. One of the other button that's there, you can actually switch gears.

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Hmm. Yes. It's a little bit faster.

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Yeah. No, that's noticeably faster. Oh, wow.

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She really struggled on that one. Yeah.

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I was pretty excited, maybe even impressed.

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Now I think you're just rising me. We have seen it as low as 12 us dollars.

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What? That's why I think it's pretty impressive. I think we pay more than that for our bits.

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I understand it's not necessarily going to be the best electric precision screwdriver

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you could get, but for $12, it's pretty solid.

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Yeah. I mean, it's certainly not liquid.

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Now he's got to stay, he's like, hold on, let me pull up our precision screwdriver.

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So let's see who can put more of them in.

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Sure. Three, two, one, go.

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No, no, no.

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Oh, no, he like dented it and scratched mine.

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Oh, okay. So who's finished chips first?

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Oh, yeah, no, I think you took the worst of it.

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Yeah. That's a great value though. Yeah.

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How much did we pay for it? 30. But we've seen it as low as $12.

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At $12, just buy it.

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What? The magnetizer, de-magnetizer has a little spot in here, but they just like didn't get

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that one and they just got a different one that doesn't fit. Yeah.

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What the heck? Like I said, there's things they could improve.

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Which one's next? What? I was going to say, well, we got to do the game stick, but the industrial endoscope I

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think is going to have to be the one. This is an industrial endoscope with HD camera.

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It is powered by smartphone. 480p. That's not HD.

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But hey, it's 10 meters, so you could get way up in there.

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It looks like they repurposed one of those little volume control thingies from like

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a headset. Oh yeah, you're right. There's a mic on it.

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The app is called USB camera. No, I just downloaded a USB camera app.

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I didn't trust that QR code because it took me to an app that had like five downloads.

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Ah. Okay. There you go.

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Oh. Oh, okay. Well, that's quality.

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I have no idea how much of this footage we're going to use.

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It's so blurry. It's like useless.

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Yeah. Is it because I was breathing on it? Oh, maybe.

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That still kind of looks like shit. No, no, no. That's at the other end.

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Oh, well, we can try that end. It is pitch black.

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Wow. This thing sucks. Is the light?

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Can I? The light's on, dude. Oh, maybe the wheel adjusts the brightness.

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Oh, buddy. Okay. Now it is just, oh no, it's a little bit better.

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It's a little better. Now I have to know if my throat's inflamed.

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Oh, that is so much more gross.

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Guess the price. This can't be more than like 25 bucks.

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It was 50 Canadian. So what is that?

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Like 35 US? Yeah.

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You could probably get it cheaper if you got like the 2 meter one. Oh, it's probably like 30 US dollars.

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I'll allow it. I want to know what the game stick is.

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Is this the original 3D rocker?

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Yeah! The ad was like, hey, if you buy this, you get two free controllers, 10,000 free games,

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the free game stick. How much should we end up paying for it, though?

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About 50 US dollars. Well, then that's not very free, then, is it?

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The ad said it was all free. I just gave the credit card.

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Caveat for sure. Yes, there's a lot of caveats for sure.

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I don't think I've ever called dual joysticks referred to as a double rocker.

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Wait till you feel the controllers. Man, you're really reaching for features to highlight when you have to put highlight

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sunken text. Oh, don't make me bring out the hammer again.

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Is there anything in here? Excellent question.

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The text isn't sunken. Also, look at the buttons on the controller.

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It's ABXY. Oh, they just put a cheap game controller dongle into a little Android stick and then

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put a microSD card with some games on it. I will say that all of the value in this is the ROMs.

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Oh, there we go. Hey, hi there, buddy. That is an Overwatch picture on the Sega Mega Drive.

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Can you play Overwatch on the Mega Drive? Let's find out.

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Or not. You're going to pick something else, okay? This is like Donkey Kong.

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This is nothing like Donkey. You're jumping over barrels. Oh, doubles.

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Does that mean it's too...

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GG. What are these random pictures? I know.

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I don't... That's clearly not from the virtual boy. 3D baby, let's go.

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Come on now to self work. I want to have my self time.

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Ba, ba, ba. Let's go. Come on.

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Where are you at? Where are you at? Do you think it's worth 50 USD?

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Of course not. Okay. Getting down the last couple of products here.

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I thought this said birth. Okay, breath. Cool.

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I'll bite. What this product is. You plug it in via USB-C, and you wear it as a necklace?

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Yep. It's vibrating. Put it on your chest.

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It's for breathing exercises. So when you feel the top, you're supposed to inhale.

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And then if you feel the bottom motor, that's when you exhale.

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But they have an app. Yeah, but this... Couldn't your phone just vibrate?

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No, no, because this is supposed to be on your chest.

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And so you can, you know, feel it. But older people don't forget to...

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Does it work without this? You need to pair these first.

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So this is just a hardware key for an app that reminds you to breathe.

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You can choose a different mode too. I can figure it out. Yes, sir.

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It's how to breathe Elijah. No, no, but there's different breathing techniques and modes.

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He looks confused for a second.

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How much do you think... This is some new age hippie crap, if I've ever seen it.

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There's no way that this thing is less than $200. It is exactly $200 US.

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It's 3D f***ing printed. Like, are you kidding me right now?

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Like, I don't want to knock anyone who makes this or who buys it or, you know, whatever.

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No, you should. But I wouldn't buy it and I wouldn't make it. I liked Reese's guess that it was a breathalyzer.

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Yeah. I heard him, but I didn't want to go with his guess.

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Yeah. But I was like, oh, I don't know. They're based in Edmonton.

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Oh, man, if you're not from Canada, that joke does not hit.

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Don't worry, I'm cheering for the Oilers this year, so you can't be too mad at me.

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Hi-Fi audio MP3 player for a responsible person.

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Correct. There you go. It's a lot smaller than I expected.

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Headphone jack, line out jack. Oh, crab rave. Let's go.

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Okay. That's, well, that's really loud. Does this volume?

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Okay. Yeah, it works. Very fine control.

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So it took a little while to realize it was working, but that's actually good. I like fine control. Oh, look at that.

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Add to playlist delete. You got a little wheel interface here. Oh, wow.

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Viewing angles on this? Not great. Check this out.

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Now you see it. Now you don't. Which one's highlighted?

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Kind of heavy. Yeah. Well, it's well made because it, you know, yeah, it's well made because of the price.

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Micro SD card, USB-C charging.

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And you can plug it directly in to transfer files to it.

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You don't need to take the SD card out if you wanted to. Oh, this wheel sucks.

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It's got concentric circles like machined into the surface, so it's really hard to turn

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and it's knurled on the sides, but there's this in the way.

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So like getting it in there is not great. I hate it, but this is probably like 250 bucks, but it should be like 180.

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Hey, you're going to be happy then. It was 120.

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Fine. I have no idea if it's any good. Like it sounds fine, but I have no context for if there's other options that are like

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a way better value or whatever. Yeah, it's still very expensive.

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You could just use your phone. Well, yes and no, right? Now that so many phones don't have a flip and headphone jack, these sound a heck of a

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lot better than my AirPods do. Wow, that is one loose ass headphone jack though.

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That is one loose ass. I'm sorry.

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That is one loose ass. Okay, digital camera it is.

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Chuzhow digital camera, the first camera for young people.

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The screen is 240 by 240. I mean, it's stylish.

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We'll get into that, but that's actually how you film video. So that pops up.

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Oh, got a lens in the front. You got a flash.

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As far as I could tell, it didn't work for me.

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I don't think it's actually a flash. I bet this is actually a flash.

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Boom, got him. Flash storage. Oh, yeah.

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So it starts recording, but does that actually have anything to do with that? No.

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It just starts recording when you start doing the little. No, but then when you stop, it counts down from a couple seconds and then stops the recording.

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It's hard to film at eye level.

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Unless I was Lucas filming me, then it would be fine.

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Good. I think my question is right.

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It's just so convenient. Wow. Look at this photo of Andrew.

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Do you have that? I'm taking off his pants. No, no.

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I did video. That does look like that. That's not at all what that footage is.

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The problem is, is because you crank it, it shakes the screen beyond belief.

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Yep. Did not think that through. Yeah.

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As long as this is like 30 bucks, then I guess it's fine. Oh dude, you might kill me.

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It's 200. We bought it on sale for 120 though.

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We just paid $120 for a 16 gig micro SD card.

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We paid for the aesthetic. All right. Let's try around the go cart.

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Maybe it'll make me feel better. Yeah. Did we seriously get an ad for this thing?

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The go cart? Yeah. Yeah, we did.

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Now, fun fact, I have a handful of the first gen ones that my kids and I have been daily

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driving over the last four years. Well, not daily, but certainly whenever I want to ride a go cart, that's what I ride.

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So I have a ton of thoughts on what they can improve from their first gen offering.

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And this is the pro two. Correct.

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So this is the second or the second up? What is it?

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They have called it the next generation. It's actually a three in one.

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So it is a go cart, a segue, and it can plug into your computer and be the racing sim for

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any racing game you want to play. Okay. The segue part is old.

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Okay. The racing sim part is new. Yes.

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It unfortunately arrived today. I haven't gotten to configure a computer with it yet.

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This looks like the game kit. So it looks like where you plug in your USB into your computer, but then it's also got

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a stand to rest the go cart on, I guess, so it doesn't roll away.

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But I would hope it also doesn't go while you're playing the racing sim games.

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Oh, no. Where do I begin?

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They still have an irritating system for pairing to your phone via Bluetooth.

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It's powered by six AA batteries rather than being powered by the rechargeable battery

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that's in the segue motor at the back, and it does not work without them.

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Really? Yes. I was not aware of that.

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You not only use the app to set a speed limiter, which is actually super useful, especially

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when your kids have friends over and you don't know if they're going to operate it safely.

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You can put it in kind of training wheels mode. That's the main thing that I use the app for, but you can also use it to track how much

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range you have left, although I'm not sure if you'll need that on this one anymore because

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it looks like there's a display built into the steering wheel.

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That's a new upgrade. That display shows things like speed and battery as well as what gear or motor in.

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That's super cool. My nemesis, the loose adjuster for the steering wheel makes a return.

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I've had to do a few modifications on mine.

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So one of the things that I had to do was put some extra washers in here so that I could

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really crank this. Wait, did they change the mechanism here?

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Yeah, here it is. It's the same mechanism as before. So you just screw this on, you put it through, and then you tighten it like a bicycle seat.

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Expect to have to faff around with that on a fairly regular basis.

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More thoughts. These will come off.

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These bolsters, the way that they're attached is, I would describe as temporary.

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You need to seriously rethink the design of the seats on these, which they clearly haven't

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done. Also, they rate it for people up to 220 pounds, but my ass, look at this, does not fit in

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this seat. I mean, nine bots a Chinese company.

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I'm thinking maybe it's for like a super tall Chinese guy who weighs 220 pounds because

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it certainly is not for my fat white booty. There's one comment described them, your lesbian hips.

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Thank you for that. Yeah. The adjustment mechanism here, kind of a pain in the butt.

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It involves four Allen keys that you have to painstakingly tighten and untighten every

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time you want to slide it to a different length. However, I will say this, it can accommodate anything from like an eight or nine year old

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to a full grown adult, although taller people end up looking a bit like Waluigi.

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It does sit pretty securely unlike this thing, which tends to kind of loosen over time.

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The rear slicks are lots of fun, especially on wet asphalt or, don't tell the local parks,

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wet grass. The e-brake I almost never use, but I guess if you're into it.

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While we're down here, two Velcro straps, not the greatest way to secure the drive unit

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to the chassis. You got to really crank them tight so you don't end up with a lot of slop when you're

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braking, where like this will stop and it'll kind of pull apart and come together.

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And I ended up braking one of them, just trying to keep it tight enough.

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On the subject of braking though, there is one major issue that if they fixed it, I'll

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forgive all the other ones, but for me to know, we're going to have to actually drive

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it. All right. Well, we can go full speed, which is 43 kilometers an hour by the way.

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This thing fricking rips. You ready?

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Yeah. Let's go. All right.

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Did you be wearing a helmet? Oh, they get going.

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They didn't fix the braking.

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There's no fine control of the brake. The brake is either on or off.

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So as soon as you touch the brake, it's like, we are stopped now, sir.

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Thank you. If you were to have any braking control, you kind of have to like feather it a little,

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which sucks. This is like, ah, shoot, overcooked it with all of my complaints, all of which appear

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to be entirely unaddressed by this new iteration.

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I can't deny that it's a lot of fun. By the way, this is great.

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Yeah. Oh, dude, yeah. Dude, now that I'm actually like outside, I'm like, hmm, yeah.

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Do you think they'll be able to tell when we can get our money back?

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I don't think they'll be able to tell. All right. There.
