WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:02.000 Close your mouth 00:00:04.740 --> 00:00:07.420 Linus, you're fun. It's already a failure 00:00:12.920 --> 00:00:15.480 I'm not gonna go ahead. No, I'm not gonna go ahead. It's on my shirt 00:00:16.980 --> 00:00:21.000 You're not you're not supposed to get it wet for the Clippers Dennis. Who said that? 00:00:22.240 --> 00:00:29.840 Everyone? No, he's gonna say He did David that doesn't sound right to me does that sound right to you? I have no answer 00:00:30.560 --> 00:00:38.320 How's his timer game? Who has the time every time you have 49 and a half minutes. Okay. Okay. Okay. Oh 00:00:38.560 --> 00:00:40.560 Already be mind-adjusting that right? 00:00:46.560 --> 00:00:51.240 Why am I smiling? You still have 00:00:55.200 --> 00:01:02.280 Okay, don't don't be struck already. Can I have the mannequin please the one with the 00:01:03.120 --> 00:01:05.120 Kind of David's old haircut with the haircut 00:01:07.200 --> 00:01:09.200 The Jews one 00:01:16.480 --> 00:01:29.760 Okay Dennis has a vibe Actually, no, it's all over the place this one leans to the left and this one leans to the right 00:01:29.760 --> 00:01:33.800 I was trying to figure out You know which way 00:01:34.360 --> 00:01:36.360 Dennis has kind of a style 00:01:38.280 --> 00:01:41.640 Dennis has kind of a style, you know off this way 00:01:41.640 --> 00:01:46.480 Oh actually I was trying to figure out which way I think the bottom will be lopsided 00:01:46.480 --> 00:01:49.920 But it looks like it's just random this one's to the left 00:01:50.720 --> 00:01:57.440 This one's to the right David. It's very obvious on camera. What's going on with this beard? Right? Oh, yeah, okay. Just making sure 00:01:59.680 --> 00:02:01.680 Got it nice 00:02:03.040 --> 00:02:05.680 David I'm 100 ending up with a bull cut 00:02:07.280 --> 00:02:10.640 He just keeps cutting the bottom shorter. No, that's fade 00:02:11.760 --> 00:02:16.480 Have they fun? That's not what he's doing Oh 00:02:20.320 --> 00:02:22.320 I think it's this one I remember 00:02:24.880 --> 00:02:26.880 Oh god, shit 00:02:31.760 --> 00:02:38.080 42 minutes left we're going to make Teja that's all my teacher proud 00:02:40.080 --> 00:02:44.320 It's Teja gay It's a woman 00:02:44.320 --> 00:02:47.920 So what a woman can't be gay. I don't know. I don't know. I didn't ask her 00:02:48.560 --> 00:02:51.120 I just mean well, then she might have like pride 00:02:52.000 --> 00:02:54.000 Because it's not she's not gonna be proud of you 00:02:55.680 --> 00:02:57.680 I came that cut of him 00:03:00.880 --> 00:03:04.800 It's nice coming here. Look David. Look look look look if you look far 00:03:06.400 --> 00:03:13.760 If you look far if you oh I just got a really refreshing haircut. What did you get it? And you say Dennis? Yeah from this distance. It looks great 00:03:14.400 --> 00:03:16.400 from this distance 00:03:20.400 --> 00:03:22.400 Why how can it look like a bull cut 00:03:35.920 --> 00:03:40.640 Where's the water Probably have to pump it Dennis. It's out of air 00:03:42.880 --> 00:03:44.880 No, that's not 00:03:52.000 --> 00:03:54.000 He's going in dry 00:03:55.600 --> 00:04:00.640 And then you look like that 22 year old tiktok right now. That's a little middle part. Yeah 00:04:01.600 --> 00:04:05.200 You know what it doesn't actually look that bad. Give him time 00:04:06.160 --> 00:04:12.160 It's got 35 more minutes Hey Linus, I'm having a problem with my computer. Can you help me? What's going on here? 00:04:13.280 --> 00:04:15.280 Dennis is cutting my hair 00:04:18.000 --> 00:04:20.000 Okay, cool, thank you 00:04:21.040 --> 00:04:25.920 Uh, Linus can you give me just like a dead stare forward and then you can keep cutting his hair 00:04:28.240 --> 00:04:33.200 You know that within your 35 minutes you also have the beard, right? Yeah, yeah, here's the 00:04:36.160 --> 00:04:40.560 That's probably uh, oh god now just disagree. I don't know what to do. Um 00:04:41.760 --> 00:04:45.120 Cut basically nothing off the top so far 00:04:45.600 --> 00:04:51.120 We are he has cut basically nothing off the top so far and you're 25 minutes in 00:04:51.680 --> 00:04:53.680 Okay. Okay. Okay. Uh 00:04:56.320 --> 00:05:01.840 Are you thinning right now? Yeah Now what do you mean now is the and they almost the end 00:05:02.800 --> 00:05:09.760 What what what what what what what what that's what she told me 00:05:11.280 --> 00:05:13.280 Almost the end of what? 00:05:18.160 --> 00:05:20.640 Like it's the end of your hair looking like that 00:05:22.240 --> 00:05:24.880 Again, how does it feel to have your hair on the line? Does it add pressure? 00:05:26.080 --> 00:05:30.000 Uh If Linus is cutting I feel I might get a 00:05:30.960 --> 00:05:32.960 Bus cut but 00:05:34.240 --> 00:05:37.040 I don't know. I I think I'm a lot more creative than that 00:05:38.240 --> 00:05:44.720 Yeah, Linus if you get to do Dennis's hair, do you have an idea? Oh, yeah. Yeah, I've got plans you can't just 00:05:46.080 --> 00:05:50.240 Yes, I can did you tell imam all this so she can just give me a lower low 00:05:50.720 --> 00:05:54.480 No, she doesn't know okay only david and I knew before this 00:05:55.600 --> 00:06:00.240 So you can blame david for hiding it from you Wow 00:06:01.440 --> 00:06:03.440 I'm only loyal to the video Dennis 00:06:06.400 --> 00:06:11.600 The worst part is that he's spending all his time at the back and what matters most for the videos is 00:06:12.400 --> 00:06:15.360 But Linus your fun is already a failure 00:06:19.200 --> 00:06:28.400 I can only do the fact that I don't see your face You know what that added to I think I'm gonna be giving you a haircut 00:06:33.680 --> 00:06:39.680 You know, it's really nice about the LTT you know, it's really nice about the LTT initials 00:06:41.200 --> 00:06:43.840 All the letters are nice straight lines 00:06:52.320 --> 00:06:59.440 Please head down. Yes. You can just use your words Dennis. I feel like I'm talking to my kids use your words 00:07:02.880 --> 00:07:06.640 Wow the speed now is that without a guard? 00:07:17.920 --> 00:07:28.720 Can we get a sorry counter in the edit We are looking at 30 minutes. Oh my god. Okay. Okay, so how do we fix the front? 00:07:34.800 --> 00:07:39.760 We're going back to 2017 Linus Yeah 00:07:45.920 --> 00:07:53.040 What I always cut up. I don't I don't get it. I don't understand how you're supposed to cut it down. Am I like 00:07:53.920 --> 00:08:00.000 It's because up you'll get too much and it's safer to go down and slowly go shorter and shorter. What guard do you have on? 00:08:00.640 --> 00:08:05.280 Two that's a two. Wait, what was it beard? I can hear it cutting a little bit 00:08:08.240 --> 00:08:12.080 David or Dennis Dennis you're gonna you're gonna cut off my entire 00:08:12.880 --> 00:08:14.880 No 00:08:21.040 --> 00:08:24.560 I can tell you you're not getting a good score if you completely remove my beard 00:08:25.280 --> 00:08:32.960 I'm not I I think Is it one like the beard? Yeah, I wouldn't keep it if you didn't like it. Holy crap. What are you doing? 00:08:34.320 --> 00:08:37.920 No Let's do makeup 00:08:38.400 --> 00:08:41.920 Remember this one yesterday the mustache. This is the hardest one. So 00:08:46.160 --> 00:08:52.640 Okay, yeah, actually they can um we got you can't ruin you can't ruin it. Let's shut up 00:08:53.280 --> 00:08:59.840 Close your mouth Close close your mouth close your mouth. I mean I'm going in 00:09:01.520 --> 00:09:06.240 Close your mouth Okay, Dennis some good luck 00:09:10.080 --> 00:09:13.840 You're at such an angle. Yes, you need an angle. That's what she told me 00:09:16.080 --> 00:09:18.080 Quiet 00:09:22.400 --> 00:09:24.400 Close your mouth 00:09:26.240 --> 00:09:28.240 Let's do it 00:09:31.360 --> 00:09:34.560 You hear close your mouth I can't even keep laughing 00:09:40.240 --> 00:09:44.240 Close your mouth I'm gonna look like that 00:09:49.200 --> 00:09:53.280 If I do it myself it takes like 10 seconds it looks fine. Okay 00:09:56.240 --> 00:09:58.240 Okay, I'm not gonna get your eyes 00:10:02.320 --> 00:10:05.760 I can't do it. I can't do it. That's not what's wrong. Is it too hard? 00:10:09.520 --> 00:10:13.920 Okay, one more time last try. Oh no, you have to. Okay, okay 00:10:26.240 --> 00:10:28.240 Okay 00:10:37.920 --> 00:10:42.960 Yeah, how long before you're allowed to wear hat in the video? Oh, I mean it's gotta be weeks, right? Yep 00:10:42.960 --> 00:10:44.960 Okay 00:10:52.160 --> 00:10:59.440 19 minutes 19 minutes. He doesn't even need it. Dennis, you're done. I'm almost done. Seriously? You think you're done? 00:11:01.040 --> 00:11:04.320 David, you know he's not done, right? Oh, but I like encouraging 00:11:06.880 --> 00:11:14.560 You have a lot of hair actually Yes, well, it's good for figuring that out at some point 00:11:15.760 --> 00:11:21.760 Um, definitely make this fade better and oh my god, you're still working on the fade 00:11:23.360 --> 00:11:27.280 Do I just like cut it because this is why it's so curly here? No, you just buzz it in 00:11:31.040 --> 00:11:34.640 One number do you like Dennis? I'm not giving you our number 00:11:39.840 --> 00:11:41.840 Oh 00:11:51.520 --> 00:11:54.160 Okay, this is why you ask 00:11:58.320 --> 00:12:03.040 Hold on a second Dennis. Are you even trying? Take it short of Dennis 00:12:03.920 --> 00:12:11.040 No, David, don't make him on. He's supposed to be trying to win Dennis. I'm trying to win. This is still good 00:12:11.120 --> 00:12:14.000 Don't forget if you don't get seven out of ten. I'm cutting your hair 00:12:19.920 --> 00:12:24.960 Okay, everyone doesn't know that right? Nope. Okay. Use your training Dennis and you're not allowed to lead her 00:12:25.600 --> 00:12:31.760 Don't lead the witness How long did it take him to do that mannequin? Three hours 00:12:43.200 --> 00:12:45.200 Is that how she showed him to do this? 00:12:48.320 --> 00:12:52.480 I have like so many dried tears on my face. My skin feels like hard 00:12:58.160 --> 00:13:02.560 One two one two. How about now one two? Can you hear me? Yep one two 00:13:08.400 --> 00:13:15.280 How's that feel on it so far? I can tell you what it doesn't feel it doesn't feel even eaten. What? 00:13:16.400 --> 00:13:19.760 Do you think Dennis just stop focusing on the stupid fade? 00:13:20.560 --> 00:13:26.000 You got it. You got a lot of other hair to cut And call it a day. This is definitely the best haircut I've seen all day 00:13:28.560 --> 00:13:33.360 Oh, Dennis you did that one on purpose. You actually looked at the camera and did it 00:13:37.600 --> 00:13:44.960 I feel like I'm gonna get my vengeance. Seven out of ten was soft. I think Yvonne's a detail oriented person though 00:13:50.560 --> 00:13:55.840 Wow, thanks for coming to my salon. That looks nice 00:13:57.920 --> 00:14:03.280 Way to go Dennis. Wow, don't you think it's nice? Show Yvonne first and then show you I guess 00:14:04.400 --> 00:14:10.080 Are you sure? Can we get Yvonne? Actually maybe should I see first? I feel like you should see it first and you're not allowed to lay 00:14:10.320 --> 00:14:14.400 Okay, okay, but I think let's get the b-roll of this. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay 00:14:15.920 --> 00:14:19.760 Here this is final. Okay b-roll b-roll. Yes 00:14:21.840 --> 00:14:28.160 What are your overall thoughts on the cut? I think he's act- okay. I think after I style him 00:14:28.880 --> 00:14:35.360 It looks a lot better It looked better than I expected at first. I think so. It's like pretty close to the picture. Yeah 00:14:36.560 --> 00:14:39.920 You think are you gonna seven out of ten? I hope, I really hope 00:14:41.360 --> 00:14:47.680 Uh, what are your thoughts of the cut? I haven't seen it yet, but what I suspect is that it is not very good 00:14:48.560 --> 00:14:52.720 In fact, I think he probably did worse on me than he did on the magic 00:14:53.440 --> 00:14:57.840 Which is pretty bad It looks better than uh, than I thought at first 00:14:58.480 --> 00:15:02.160 Wait, what do you what do you think? It looks better than it did ten minutes ago. Yeah 00:15:02.960 --> 00:15:04.960 Turn around 00:15:07.840 --> 00:15:11.760 You know what? It's It's not bad 00:15:11.760 --> 00:15:17.680 It's not that bad It's not the best haircut I've ever seen, but I wasn't expecting much 00:15:18.480 --> 00:15:23.760 I think if he manages to pull off a win here it says more about the quality of modern hair product 00:15:31.760 --> 00:15:33.760 Product really saved it not gonna lie 00:15:35.200 --> 00:15:37.520 Okay, I got my eyes closed for now. Okay 00:15:42.640 --> 00:15:44.640 Eyes 00:15:45.840 --> 00:15:50.540 Ready Three, two, one, done. 00:15:53.540 --> 00:15:56.540 What? What is this? 00:15:56.540 --> 00:15:57.540 What is what? 00:16:00.540 --> 00:16:04.540 Is she allowed to look very closely? 00:16:04.540 --> 00:16:09.540 Yeah! She's my wife! She looks closely at me. 00:16:09.540 --> 00:16:12.540 Why? What? 00:16:15.540 --> 00:16:18.540 Is she gonna be allowed to look closely? 00:16:18.540 --> 00:16:21.540 Okay. Holy crap! Okay, should we get him bothered? 00:16:21.540 --> 00:16:24.540 And you didn't even bother to like... Should we get him on? Okay, I'll go get her now. 00:16:25.540 --> 00:16:29.540 Okay, what are your thoughts? Anything going through your mind right now? 00:16:29.540 --> 00:16:32.540 Well, Dennis just came out and said he had the smirk on his face. 00:16:32.540 --> 00:16:35.540 I don't know. I'm really worried that he gave him a bowl cut. 00:16:35.540 --> 00:16:40.540 Well, we'll see, we'll see, we'll see. 00:16:48.540 --> 00:16:50.540 Okay, I'm gonna call her in. Yep, Yvonne. 00:16:53.540 --> 00:16:56.540 Is that allowed to speak? Check. Does that speak? 00:16:56.540 --> 00:16:59.540 One, two, three, four. Yeah? Ready? 00:16:59.540 --> 00:17:02.540 Yeah. Okay. One, two, three. 00:17:02.540 --> 00:17:05.540 Oh! Yes! What do you think? 00:17:05.540 --> 00:17:06.540 That's not bad. 00:17:09.540 --> 00:17:13.540 You did a good job. This is what you want. 00:17:13.540 --> 00:17:16.540 Yeah. Wait, did you actually photoshop his face on that? 00:17:16.540 --> 00:17:20.540 Yeah. Yeah. So that's what I'm going for. 00:17:20.540 --> 00:17:23.540 Yeah, you did a good job. I'm surprised. Now get closer. 00:17:27.540 --> 00:17:30.540 Yeah, okay. I don't know if that's... 00:17:30.540 --> 00:17:33.540 That's not a very smooth transition. What? 00:17:33.540 --> 00:17:38.540 Yvonne, is the face really trending and currently too? 00:17:38.540 --> 00:17:42.540 You don't want it to be very smooth. You want it to be like, bump. 00:17:42.540 --> 00:17:45.540 A lot of bumps? Yeah, you want it to be a bump up. 00:17:45.540 --> 00:17:48.540 So it's very obvious. Oh! Like, you can see... 00:17:48.540 --> 00:17:51.540 Oh, so you did that on purpose? Yeah, that's the new style. Okay, Dennis. 00:17:51.540 --> 00:17:56.540 Bullshit. Okay, but if you did it on purpose, it's not very even. 00:17:56.540 --> 00:18:00.540 Well, that's also the new change. You don't want to be even. 00:18:00.540 --> 00:18:03.540 Why do you... Okay, you think it's pretty good, right? 00:18:03.540 --> 00:18:07.540 It's not bad. I'd give it a... You have to let him look at it. 00:18:07.540 --> 00:18:10.540 You have to let him look at it. Like the whole... Yeah, the whole... 00:18:10.540 --> 00:18:13.540 It's kind of like going around, commenting on little details inside. 00:18:13.540 --> 00:18:16.540 Okay. So haircut and the beard. 00:18:16.540 --> 00:18:18.540 No, I'm saying... Did you do the beard? 00:18:19.540 --> 00:18:21.540 I don't know, did he? 00:18:22.540 --> 00:18:25.540 Okay, I'm allowed to touch. Yeah. 00:18:26.540 --> 00:18:29.540 It looks really greasy. Why is it so greasy? Because it's a wax. 00:18:29.540 --> 00:18:32.540 And he didn't shower you to it. I... He did. 00:18:33.540 --> 00:18:35.540 She knows she was there. 00:18:36.540 --> 00:18:39.540 That's a wax. Yes, that's... See? 00:18:39.540 --> 00:18:43.540 Here. The old shadow. That's just shadow, not a curl, Dennis. 00:18:43.540 --> 00:18:45.540 Okay, fine. Put it back. 00:18:46.540 --> 00:18:50.540 Or give me another rating. I think she's still got more time if she wants to. 00:18:50.540 --> 00:18:54.540 Oh, come on! More time? You didn't trim any of this, Dennis. 00:18:58.540 --> 00:19:01.540 And then... Okay. 00:19:01.540 --> 00:19:05.540 So usually when I give lines a haircut, I'll do things like... I'll make it all even. 00:19:08.540 --> 00:19:11.540 Low-key, biggest roast, right there! 00:19:13.540 --> 00:19:16.540 I feel like she should know that this took an hour. 00:19:16.540 --> 00:19:17.540 This took an hour? 00:19:23.540 --> 00:19:25.540 Would you like me to fix it for you after? 00:19:26.540 --> 00:19:29.540 I'm not allowed. You're not allowed? Why? 00:19:29.540 --> 00:19:32.540 Because that's the deal. I have to wear this haircut. For how long? 00:19:32.540 --> 00:19:35.540 Until it's time to get another haircut. 00:19:35.540 --> 00:19:38.540 But it's time for another haircut. What? 00:19:38.540 --> 00:19:42.540 It's not at least weeks. That's still not a straight line, Dennis. 00:19:42.540 --> 00:19:49.540 There you go. No, I think to make a straight line, you have to bring the comb across to draw your line 00:19:49.540 --> 00:19:53.540 and then sweep it down. Yes, like that. 00:19:55.540 --> 00:19:58.540 Like that. Yes, like that. Like that. 00:19:58.540 --> 00:20:04.540 Okay. So, Yvonne, out of ten, what would you rate this haircut? 00:20:04.540 --> 00:20:06.540 Dennis. Yeah, Dennis, get on the other side. 00:20:08.540 --> 00:20:11.540 Oh, okay. Dennis, shout out. 00:20:11.540 --> 00:20:14.540 And I just answered a complete sentence so that I don't have to use my idea of the clip. 00:20:14.540 --> 00:20:18.540 For this haircut, I think I would probably give it a six out of ten. 00:20:25.540 --> 00:20:28.540 You can't. You can't. You can't. 00:20:28.540 --> 00:20:31.540 You can't. No. Sit down. 00:20:31.540 --> 00:20:34.540 No. Oh, see, Dennis. No. 00:20:34.540 --> 00:20:40.540 What? What happens now? If he got under seven, I get to cut his hair. 00:20:43.540 --> 00:20:45.540 I'm sorry. Yvonne. 00:20:53.540 --> 00:20:55.540 I'll pick two hair after two. 00:20:58.540 --> 00:21:00.540 You won't be able to pick two. 00:21:02.540 --> 00:21:09.540 If we didn't give Yvonne a lot of time, I think, what was your original score? 00:21:09.540 --> 00:21:12.540 Eight. You can't tell her. 00:21:12.540 --> 00:21:20.540 In the beginning. In the beginning. At the beginning, when I first came in, I'd probably say like seven and a half, eight. 00:21:20.540 --> 00:21:24.540 They're leaving. You can't. I was thinking maybe one. 00:21:24.540 --> 00:21:27.540 Stop with ten. We stopped with one? 00:21:27.540 --> 00:21:30.540 Who stopped with one? There's no one. 00:21:30.540 --> 00:21:39.540 That's zero. Actually, that's zero. So I'm thinking maybe like an LTT in the back or CSF on the best. 00:21:42.540 --> 00:21:45.540 What? No, no, no. Don't move, Dennis. 00:21:45.540 --> 00:21:48.540 You can't move. Is it obvious? I did. 00:21:48.540 --> 00:21:52.540 Stop moving. Oh, my God, you moved again. 00:21:52.540 --> 00:21:55.540 Dennis, what do you think? Do you think he's going to look obvious? I want to touch it. 00:21:55.540 --> 00:21:58.540 Okay, okay. Oh, God. I want to touch it. 00:21:58.540 --> 00:22:01.540 Okay. Okay. Okay. 00:22:01.540 --> 00:22:04.540 I'm going to touch it. I want to touch it. I want to touch it. 00:22:04.540 --> 00:22:07.540 I want to touch it. Okay. Okay. 00:22:07.540 --> 00:22:10.540 I'm going to touch it. I want to touch it. Okay. 00:22:10.540 --> 00:22:26.820 Okay. Not too bad. It's kind of legible. Make sure you subscribe. 00:22:26.820 --> 00:22:30.820 I swear, I didn't coordinate the six out of ten. That was amazing. 00:22:30.820 --> 00:22:37.820 Oh yeah, that was perfect. He didn't knelt. I didn't knelt. I knelt today. 00:22:38.140 --> 00:22:44.540 I didn't knelt. He didn't even send him to do a good job. And I still ended up with this. 00:22:45.340 --> 00:22:54.140 Look good. He will be bent on camera with that one. From ten feet away, it looks fine. Yeah. GG Dennis. Let's get the aftershock. Oh yeah, 00:22:54.140 --> 00:22:58.300 right. I put the white thing where you're done. Dennis, you feel like you deserve that six out of 00:22:58.300 --> 00:23:04.700 ten? If you're being honest, I would give myself eight out of ten. Eight? 00:23:04.780 --> 00:23:08.060 Ready? Shut up. Better. 00:23:11.420 --> 00:23:14.780 I think you have to do a little momentum. Walk around two days. 00:23:14.780 --> 00:23:20.060 There you go. Two days. I wasn't going to do a haircut anyway. I wasn't going to do anything too 00:23:20.060 --> 00:23:26.940 horrible. It's fine. I was going to get a haircut. Definitely keep that haircut for a while for like 00:23:26.940 --> 00:23:32.220 a week. Yeah, I think he has to keep it for a little bit. I have to keep it. I would really have 00:23:32.220 --> 00:23:39.900 that in mind.