{"video_id":"fp_wqP1Q1OIFR","title":"FP Exclusive: CSF Linus' haircut","channel":"FP Exclusives","show":"FP Exclusives","published_at":"2022-07-16T00:50:00.047Z","duration_s":1419,"segments":[{"start_s":0.0,"end_s":2.0,"text":"Close your mouth","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":4.74,"end_s":7.42,"text":"Linus, you're fun. It's already a failure","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":12.92,"end_s":15.48,"text":"I'm not gonna go ahead. No, I'm not gonna go ahead. It's on my shirt","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":16.98,"end_s":21.0,"text":"You're not you're not supposed to get it wet for the Clippers Dennis. Who said that?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":22.24,"end_s":29.84,"text":"Everyone? No, he's gonna say He did David that doesn't sound right to me does that sound right to you? I have no answer","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":30.56,"end_s":38.32,"text":"How's his timer game? Who has the time every time you have 49 and a half minutes. Okay. 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Yes. You can just use your words Dennis. I feel like I'm talking to my kids use your words","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":422.88,"end_s":426.64,"text":"Wow the speed now is that without a guard?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":437.92,"end_s":448.72,"text":"Can we get a sorry counter in the edit We are looking at 30 minutes. Oh my god. Okay. Okay, so how do we fix the front?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":454.8,"end_s":459.76,"text":"We're going back to 2017 Linus Yeah","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":465.92,"end_s":473.04,"text":"What I always cut up. I don't I don't get it. I don't understand how you're supposed to cut it down. Am I like","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":473.92,"end_s":480.0,"text":"It's because up you'll get too much and it's safer to go down and slowly go shorter and shorter. What guard do you have on?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":480.64,"end_s":485.28,"text":"Two that's a two. Wait, what was it beard? I can hear it cutting a little bit","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":488.24,"end_s":492.08,"text":"David or Dennis Dennis you're gonna you're gonna cut off my entire","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":492.88,"end_s":494.88,"text":"No","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":501.04,"end_s":504.56,"text":"I can tell you you're not getting a good score if you completely remove my beard","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":505.28,"end_s":512.96,"text":"I'm not I I think Is it one like the beard? Yeah, I wouldn't keep it if you didn't like it. Holy crap. What are you doing?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":514.32,"end_s":517.92,"text":"No Let's do makeup","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":518.4,"end_s":521.92,"text":"Remember this one yesterday the mustache. This is the hardest one. So","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":526.16,"end_s":532.64,"text":"Okay, yeah, actually they can um we got you can't ruin you can't ruin it. Let's shut up","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":533.28,"end_s":539.84,"text":"Close your mouth Close close your mouth close your mouth. I mean I'm going in","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":541.52,"end_s":546.24,"text":"Close your mouth Okay, Dennis some good luck","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":550.08,"end_s":553.84,"text":"You're at such an angle. Yes, you need an angle. That's what she told me","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":556.08,"end_s":558.08,"text":"Quiet","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":562.4,"end_s":564.4,"text":"Close your mouth","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":566.24,"end_s":568.24,"text":"Let's do it","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":571.36,"end_s":574.56,"text":"You hear close your mouth I can't even keep laughing","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":580.24,"end_s":584.24,"text":"Close your mouth I'm gonna look like that","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":589.2,"end_s":593.28,"text":"If I do it myself it takes like 10 seconds it looks fine. Okay","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":596.24,"end_s":598.24,"text":"Okay, I'm not gonna get your eyes","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":602.32,"end_s":605.76,"text":"I can't do it. I can't do it. That's not what's wrong. 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Okay, Dennis.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1071.54,"end_s":1076.54,"text":"Bullshit. Okay, but if you did it on purpose, it's not very even.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1076.54,"end_s":1080.54,"text":"Well, that's also the new change. You don't want to be even.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1080.54,"end_s":1083.54,"text":"Why do you... Okay, you think it's pretty good, right?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1083.54,"end_s":1087.54,"text":"It's not bad. I'd give it a... You have to let him look at it.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1087.54,"end_s":1090.54,"text":"You have to let him look at it. Like the whole... Yeah, the whole...","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1090.54,"end_s":1093.54,"text":"It's kind of like going around, commenting on little details inside.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1093.54,"end_s":1096.54,"text":"Okay. So haircut and the beard.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1096.54,"end_s":1098.54,"text":"No, I'm saying... Did you do the beard?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1099.54,"end_s":1101.54,"text":"I don't know, did he?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1102.54,"end_s":1105.54,"text":"Okay, I'm allowed to touch. Yeah.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1106.54,"end_s":1109.54,"text":"It looks really greasy. Why is it so greasy? Because it's a wax.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1109.54,"end_s":1112.54,"text":"And he didn't shower you to it. I... He did.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1113.54,"end_s":1115.54,"text":"She knows she was there.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1116.54,"end_s":1119.54,"text":"That's a wax. Yes, that's... See?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1119.54,"end_s":1123.54,"text":"Here. The old shadow. That's just shadow, not a curl, Dennis.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1123.54,"end_s":1125.54,"text":"Okay, fine. Put it back.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1126.54,"end_s":1130.54,"text":"Or give me another rating. I think she's still got more time if she wants to.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1130.54,"end_s":1134.54,"text":"Oh, come on! More time? You didn't trim any of this, Dennis.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1138.54,"end_s":1141.54,"text":"And then... Okay.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1141.54,"end_s":1145.54,"text":"So usually when I give lines a haircut, I'll do things like... I'll make it all even.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1148.54,"end_s":1151.54,"text":"Low-key, biggest roast, right there!","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1153.54,"end_s":1156.54,"text":"I feel like she should know that this took an hour.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1156.54,"end_s":1157.54,"text":"This took an hour?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1163.54,"end_s":1165.54,"text":"Would you like me to fix it for you after?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1166.54,"end_s":1169.54,"text":"I'm not allowed. You're not allowed? Why?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1169.54,"end_s":1172.54,"text":"Because that's the deal. I have to wear this haircut. For how long?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1172.54,"end_s":1175.54,"text":"Until it's time to get another haircut.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1175.54,"end_s":1178.54,"text":"But it's time for another haircut. What?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1178.54,"end_s":1182.54,"text":"It's not at least weeks. That's still not a straight line, Dennis.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1182.54,"end_s":1189.54,"text":"There you go. No, I think to make a straight line, you have to bring the comb across to draw your line","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1189.54,"end_s":1193.54,"text":"and then sweep it down. Yes, like that.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1195.54,"end_s":1198.54,"text":"Like that. Yes, like that. Like that.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1198.54,"end_s":1204.54,"text":"Okay. So, Yvonne, out of ten, what would you rate this haircut?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1204.54,"end_s":1206.54,"text":"Dennis. Yeah, Dennis, get on the other side.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1208.54,"end_s":1211.54,"text":"Oh, okay. Dennis, shout out.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1211.54,"end_s":1214.54,"text":"And I just answered a complete sentence so that I don't have to use my idea of the clip.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1214.54,"end_s":1218.54,"text":"For this haircut, I think I would probably give it a six out of ten.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1225.54,"end_s":1228.54,"text":"You can't. You can't. You can't.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1228.54,"end_s":1231.54,"text":"You can't. No. Sit down.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1231.54,"end_s":1234.54,"text":"No. Oh, see, Dennis. No.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1234.54,"end_s":1240.54,"text":"What? What happens now? If he got under seven, I get to cut his hair.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1243.54,"end_s":1245.54,"text":"I'm sorry. Yvonne.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1253.54,"end_s":1255.54,"text":"I'll pick two hair after two.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1258.54,"end_s":1260.54,"text":"You won't be able to pick two.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1262.54,"end_s":1269.54,"text":"If we didn't give Yvonne a lot of time, I think, what was your original score?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1269.54,"end_s":1272.54,"text":"Eight. You can't tell her.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1272.54,"end_s":1280.54,"text":"In the beginning. In the beginning. At the beginning, when I first came in, I'd probably say like seven and a half, eight.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1280.54,"end_s":1284.54,"text":"They're leaving. You can't. I was thinking maybe one.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1284.54,"end_s":1287.54,"text":"Stop with ten. We stopped with one?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1287.54,"end_s":1290.54,"text":"Who stopped with one? There's no one.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1290.54,"end_s":1299.54,"text":"That's zero. Actually, that's zero. So I'm thinking maybe like an LTT in the back or CSF on the best.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1302.54,"end_s":1305.54,"text":"What? No, no, no. Don't move, Dennis.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1305.54,"end_s":1308.54,"text":"You can't move. Is it obvious? I did.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1308.54,"end_s":1312.54,"text":"Stop moving. Oh, my God, you moved again.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1312.54,"end_s":1315.54,"text":"Dennis, what do you think? Do you think he's going to look obvious? I want to touch it.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1315.54,"end_s":1318.54,"text":"Okay, okay. Oh, God. I want to touch it.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1318.54,"end_s":1321.54,"text":"Okay. Okay. Okay.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1321.54,"end_s":1324.54,"text":"I'm going to touch it. I want to touch it. I want to touch it.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1324.54,"end_s":1327.54,"text":"I want to touch it. Okay. Okay.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1327.54,"end_s":1330.54,"text":"I'm going to touch it. I want to touch it. Okay.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1330.54,"end_s":1346.82,"text":"Okay. Not too bad. It's kind of legible. Make sure you subscribe.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1346.82,"end_s":1350.82,"text":"I swear, I didn't coordinate the six out of ten. That was amazing.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1350.82,"end_s":1357.82,"text":"Oh yeah, that was perfect. He didn't knelt. I didn't knelt. I knelt today.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1358.14,"end_s":1364.54,"text":"I didn't knelt. He didn't even send him to do a good job. And I still ended up with this.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1365.34,"end_s":1374.14,"text":"Look good. He will be bent on camera with that one. From ten feet away, it looks fine. Yeah. GG Dennis. Let's get the aftershock. Oh yeah,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1374.14,"end_s":1378.3,"text":"right. I put the white thing where you're done. Dennis, you feel like you deserve that six out of","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1378.3,"end_s":1384.7,"text":"ten? If you're being honest, I would give myself eight out of ten. Eight?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1384.78,"end_s":1388.06,"text":"Ready? Shut up. Better.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1391.42,"end_s":1394.78,"text":"I think you have to do a little momentum. Walk around two days.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1394.78,"end_s":1400.06,"text":"There you go. Two days. I wasn't going to do a haircut anyway. I wasn't going to do anything too","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1400.06,"end_s":1406.94,"text":"horrible. It's fine. I was going to get a haircut. Definitely keep that haircut for a while for like","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1406.94,"end_s":1412.22,"text":"a week. Yeah, I think he has to keep it for a little bit. I have to keep it. I would really have","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1412.22,"end_s":1419.9,"text":"that in mind.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0}],"full_text":"Close your mouth Linus, you're fun. It's already a failure I'm not gonna go ahead. No, I'm not gonna go ahead. It's on my shirt You're not you're not supposed to get it wet for the Clippers Dennis. Who said that? Everyone? No, he's gonna say He did David that doesn't sound right to me does that sound right to you? I have no answer How's his timer game? Who has the time every time you have 49 and a half minutes. Okay. Okay. Okay. Oh Already be mind-adjusting that right? Why am I smiling? You still have Okay, don't don't be struck already. Can I have the mannequin please the one with the Kind of David's old haircut with the haircut The Jews one Okay Dennis has a vibe Actually, no, it's all over the place this one leans to the left and this one leans to the right I was trying to figure out You know which way Dennis has kind of a style Dennis has kind of a style, you know off this way Oh actually I was trying to figure out which way I think the bottom will be lopsided But it looks like it's just random this one's to the left This one's to the right David. It's very obvious on camera. What's going on with this beard? Right? Oh, yeah, okay. Just making sure Got it nice David I'm 100 ending up with a bull cut He just keeps cutting the bottom shorter. No, that's fade Have they fun? That's not what he's doing Oh I think it's this one I remember Oh god, shit 42 minutes left we're going to make Teja that's all my teacher proud It's Teja gay It's a woman So what a woman can't be gay. I don't know. I don't know. I didn't ask her I just mean well, then she might have like pride Because it's not she's not gonna be proud of you I came that cut of him It's nice coming here. Look David. Look look look look if you look far If you look far if you oh I just got a really refreshing haircut. What did you get it? And you say Dennis? Yeah from this distance. It looks great from this distance Why how can it look like a bull cut Where's the water Probably have to pump it Dennis. It's out of air No, that's not He's going in dry And then you look like that 22 year old tiktok right now. That's a little middle part. Yeah You know what it doesn't actually look that bad. Give him time It's got 35 more minutes Hey Linus, I'm having a problem with my computer. Can you help me? What's going on here? Dennis is cutting my hair Okay, cool, thank you Uh, Linus can you give me just like a dead stare forward and then you can keep cutting his hair You know that within your 35 minutes you also have the beard, right? Yeah, yeah, here's the That's probably uh, oh god now just disagree. I don't know what to do. Um Cut basically nothing off the top so far We are he has cut basically nothing off the top so far and you're 25 minutes in Okay. Okay. Okay. Uh Are you thinning right now? Yeah Now what do you mean now is the and they almost the end What what what what what what what what that's what she told me Almost the end of what? Like it's the end of your hair looking like that Again, how does it feel to have your hair on the line? Does it add pressure? Uh If Linus is cutting I feel I might get a Bus cut but I don't know. I I think I'm a lot more creative than that Yeah, Linus if you get to do Dennis's hair, do you have an idea? Oh, yeah. Yeah, I've got plans you can't just Yes, I can did you tell imam all this so she can just give me a lower low No, she doesn't know okay only david and I knew before this So you can blame david for hiding it from you Wow I'm only loyal to the video Dennis The worst part is that he's spending all his time at the back and what matters most for the videos is But Linus your fun is already a failure I can only do the fact that I don't see your face You know what that added to I think I'm gonna be giving you a haircut You know, it's really nice about the LTT you know, it's really nice about the LTT initials All the letters are nice straight lines Please head down. Yes. You can just use your words Dennis. I feel like I'm talking to my kids use your words Wow the speed now is that without a guard? Can we get a sorry counter in the edit We are looking at 30 minutes. Oh my god. Okay. Okay, so how do we fix the front? We're going back to 2017 Linus Yeah What I always cut up. I don't I don't get it. I don't understand how you're supposed to cut it down. Am I like It's because up you'll get too much and it's safer to go down and slowly go shorter and shorter. What guard do you have on? Two that's a two. Wait, what was it beard? I can hear it cutting a little bit David or Dennis Dennis you're gonna you're gonna cut off my entire No I can tell you you're not getting a good score if you completely remove my beard I'm not I I think Is it one like the beard? Yeah, I wouldn't keep it if you didn't like it. Holy crap. What are you doing? No Let's do makeup Remember this one yesterday the mustache. This is the hardest one. So Okay, yeah, actually they can um we got you can't ruin you can't ruin it. Let's shut up Close your mouth Close close your mouth close your mouth. I mean I'm going in Close your mouth Okay, Dennis some good luck You're at such an angle. Yes, you need an angle. That's what she told me Quiet Close your mouth Let's do it You hear close your mouth I can't even keep laughing Close your mouth I'm gonna look like that If I do it myself it takes like 10 seconds it looks fine. Okay Okay, I'm not gonna get your eyes I can't do it. I can't do it. That's not what's wrong. Is it too hard? Okay, one more time last try. Oh no, you have to. Okay, okay Okay Yeah, how long before you're allowed to wear hat in the video? Oh, I mean it's gotta be weeks, right? Yep Okay 19 minutes 19 minutes. He doesn't even need it. Dennis, you're done. I'm almost done. Seriously? You think you're done? David, you know he's not done, right? Oh, but I like encouraging You have a lot of hair actually Yes, well, it's good for figuring that out at some point Um, definitely make this fade better and oh my god, you're still working on the fade Do I just like cut it because this is why it's so curly here? No, you just buzz it in One number do you like Dennis? I'm not giving you our number Oh Okay, this is why you ask Hold on a second Dennis. Are you even trying? Take it short of Dennis No, David, don't make him on. He's supposed to be trying to win Dennis. I'm trying to win. This is still good Don't forget if you don't get seven out of ten. I'm cutting your hair Okay, everyone doesn't know that right? Nope. Okay. Use your training Dennis and you're not allowed to lead her Don't lead the witness How long did it take him to do that mannequin? Three hours Is that how she showed him to do this? I have like so many dried tears on my face. My skin feels like hard One two one two. How about now one two? Can you hear me? Yep one two How's that feel on it so far? I can tell you what it doesn't feel it doesn't feel even eaten. What? Do you think Dennis just stop focusing on the stupid fade? You got it. You got a lot of other hair to cut And call it a day. This is definitely the best haircut I've seen all day Oh, Dennis you did that one on purpose. You actually looked at the camera and did it I feel like I'm gonna get my vengeance. Seven out of ten was soft. I think Yvonne's a detail oriented person though Wow, thanks for coming to my salon. That looks nice Way to go Dennis. Wow, don't you think it's nice? Show Yvonne first and then show you I guess Are you sure? Can we get Yvonne? Actually maybe should I see first? I feel like you should see it first and you're not allowed to lay Okay, okay, but I think let's get the b-roll of this. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay Here this is final. Okay b-roll b-roll. Yes What are your overall thoughts on the cut? I think he's act- okay. I think after I style him It looks a lot better It looked better than I expected at first. I think so. It's like pretty close to the picture. Yeah You think are you gonna seven out of ten? I hope, I really hope Uh, what are your thoughts of the cut? I haven't seen it yet, but what I suspect is that it is not very good In fact, I think he probably did worse on me than he did on the magic Which is pretty bad It looks better than uh, than I thought at first Wait, what do you what do you think? It looks better than it did ten minutes ago. Yeah Turn around You know what? It's It's not bad It's not that bad It's not the best haircut I've ever seen, but I wasn't expecting much I think if he manages to pull off a win here it says more about the quality of modern hair product Product really saved it not gonna lie Okay, I got my eyes closed for now. Okay Eyes Ready Three, two, one, done. What? What is this? What is what? Is she allowed to look very closely? Yeah! She's my wife! She looks closely at me. Why? What? Is she gonna be allowed to look closely? Okay. Holy crap! Okay, should we get him bothered? And you didn't even bother to like... Should we get him on? Okay, I'll go get her now. Okay, what are your thoughts? Anything going through your mind right now? Well, Dennis just came out and said he had the smirk on his face. I don't know. I'm really worried that he gave him a bowl cut. Well, we'll see, we'll see, we'll see. Okay, I'm gonna call her in. Yep, Yvonne. Is that allowed to speak? Check. Does that speak? One, two, three, four. Yeah? Ready? Yeah. Okay. One, two, three. Oh! Yes! What do you think? That's not bad. You did a good job. This is what you want. Yeah. Wait, did you actually photoshop his face on that? Yeah. Yeah. So that's what I'm going for. Yeah, you did a good job. I'm surprised. Now get closer. Yeah, okay. I don't know if that's... That's not a very smooth transition. What? Yvonne, is the face really trending and currently too? You don't want it to be very smooth. You want it to be like, bump. A lot of bumps? Yeah, you want it to be a bump up. So it's very obvious. Oh! Like, you can see... Oh, so you did that on purpose? Yeah, that's the new style. Okay, Dennis. Bullshit. Okay, but if you did it on purpose, it's not very even. Well, that's also the new change. You don't want to be even. Why do you... Okay, you think it's pretty good, right? It's not bad. I'd give it a... You have to let him look at it. You have to let him look at it. Like the whole... Yeah, the whole... It's kind of like going around, commenting on little details inside. Okay. So haircut and the beard. No, I'm saying... Did you do the beard? I don't know, did he? Okay, I'm allowed to touch. Yeah. It looks really greasy. Why is it so greasy? Because it's a wax. And he didn't shower you to it. I... He did. She knows she was there. That's a wax. Yes, that's... See? Here. The old shadow. That's just shadow, not a curl, Dennis. Okay, fine. Put it back. Or give me another rating. I think she's still got more time if she wants to. Oh, come on! More time? You didn't trim any of this, Dennis. And then... Okay. So usually when I give lines a haircut, I'll do things like... I'll make it all even. Low-key, biggest roast, right there! I feel like she should know that this took an hour. This took an hour? Would you like me to fix it for you after? I'm not allowed. You're not allowed? Why? Because that's the deal. I have to wear this haircut. For how long? Until it's time to get another haircut. But it's time for another haircut. What? It's not at least weeks. That's still not a straight line, Dennis. There you go. No, I think to make a straight line, you have to bring the comb across to draw your line and then sweep it down. Yes, like that. Like that. Yes, like that. Like that. Okay. So, Yvonne, out of ten, what would you rate this haircut? Dennis. Yeah, Dennis, get on the other side. Oh, okay. Dennis, shout out. And I just answered a complete sentence so that I don't have to use my idea of the clip. For this haircut, I think I would probably give it a six out of ten. You can't. You can't. You can't. You can't. No. Sit down. No. Oh, see, Dennis. No. What? What happens now? If he got under seven, I get to cut his hair. I'm sorry. Yvonne. I'll pick two hair after two. You won't be able to pick two. If we didn't give Yvonne a lot of time, I think, what was your original score? Eight. You can't tell her. In the beginning. In the beginning. At the beginning, when I first came in, I'd probably say like seven and a half, eight. They're leaving. You can't. I was thinking maybe one. Stop with ten. We stopped with one? Who stopped with one? There's no one. That's zero. Actually, that's zero. So I'm thinking maybe like an LTT in the back or CSF on the best. What? No, no, no. Don't move, Dennis. You can't move. Is it obvious? I did. Stop moving. Oh, my God, you moved again. Dennis, what do you think? Do you think he's going to look obvious? I want to touch it. Okay, okay. Oh, God. I want to touch it. Okay. Okay. Okay. I'm going to touch it. I want to touch it. I want to touch it. I want to touch it. Okay. Okay. I'm going to touch it. I want to touch it. Okay. Okay. Not too bad. It's kind of legible. Make sure you subscribe. I swear, I didn't coordinate the six out of ten. That was amazing. Oh yeah, that was perfect. He didn't knelt. I didn't knelt. I knelt today. I didn't knelt. He didn't even send him to do a good job. And I still ended up with this. Look good. He will be bent on camera with that one. From ten feet away, it looks fine. Yeah. GG Dennis. Let's get the aftershock. Oh yeah, right. I put the white thing where you're done. Dennis, you feel like you deserve that six out of ten? If you're being honest, I would give myself eight out of ten. Eight? Ready? Shut up. Better. I think you have to do a little momentum. Walk around two days. There you go. Two days. I wasn't going to do a haircut anyway. I wasn't going to do anything too horrible. It's fine. I was going to get a haircut. Definitely keep that haircut for a while for like a week. Yeah, I think he has to keep it for a little bit. I have to keep it. 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