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I mean, hey, you can't make an omelette without melting a few connectors.

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I guess you can. Not this kind. Two reports have emerged of RTX 5090s melting their power cables, recalling the great RTX

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4090 cable-melting of 2022.

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Everybody panic! By everybody, I mean the tiny amount of people who actually got their hands on a 5090.

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The first report came from a Redditor who discovered connector-melting on both the graphics card

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side and the power supply side, frying the third-party cable he used to hold on.

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It was a third-party cable? Well, case closed, except that same cable powered the Redditor's 4090 in the same build

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for two years with no issues, and they claimed to have securely clicked the cable in on

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both sides. And I haven't seen anything to make me question you slash Ivan6953's attention to detail.

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He's the same? He's always been. Sure, the guidance from industry professionals has been to avoid using third-party cables,

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adapters, or extenders for the RTX 50 series, but the other report making the rounds comes

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from Spanish YouTuber ToroTochoReviews, whose melted cable was the one that came with his

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FSP power supply. Now the last time this all happened, it led to a redesign of the 12-volt high-power connector,

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but apparently didn't lead NVIDIA to consider trying to make its GPU suck up less than 600

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watts. Which is good, Jensen's Alpha as f**k.

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Zotac is trying to make it a bit easier to melt your very own RTX 50 series GPU.

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They launched a program to let PC gamers enter to win the chance to buy a GPU directly from

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Zotac. Instead of waiting for GPUs to move through the standard retailer-to-eBay pipeline.

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I love traditions. Zotac is running the program through its Discord and will prioritize candidates who actively

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engage in challenges, discussions, and community activities.

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Spam low-effort messages will not count.

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Zotac can tell when you mean it. Zotac knows your heart.

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So just try to engage without seeming like you're trying too hard and you'll be set.

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Now this isn't that attractive to you right now because you'd prefer not to spend your

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life savings. Leaks are pointing to the RTX 5070 Ti being released on February 20th.

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And I would have said it'll be slightly more affordable if scalpers hadn't said,

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What about your second 2020 GPU shortage?

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Reviews are going up for Intel's Aero Lake H processors.

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The laptop version of the company's disastrous Aero Lake S desktop chips.

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And wouldn't you know it? They're... Oh, they're actually pretty good.

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While the desktop Core 9 Ultra 285K struggled to beat its own predecessor, let alone its

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AMD competitor, the Core Ultra 9 285H is scoring the top spot in multiple reviewers' benchmarks.

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And while it doesn't have a powerful enough neural processor to secure its co-pilot plus

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PC status, Intel shares rose this morning on the news that Team Blue actually had something

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go right for a change. Intel's redemption arc.

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But I can't agree until they hire back my second dad, Pat Gelsinger.

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What about your second, Pat? That omelet tasted horrible.

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For the quick bits, instead of connectors, we're just gonna melt some eggs like normal.

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OpenAI has reportedly been designing its own custom AI chips, joining other tech giants

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like Microsoft, Google, and Amazon who got the bill from NVIDIA and went,

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Pfft. Pfft. Pfft.

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Pfft. This is ridiculous. Reuters says OpenAI plans to send the final design to TSMC by the end of the year, but

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will they make it before Elon Musk buys the company?

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Because I don't know if a Sam Altman sub-tweet rejecting his official offer is legally binding.

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PlayStation Plus subscribers trying to game on the weekend were instead subjected to a

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PlayStation network outage that lasted 20 hours.

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So Sony is compensating players with 5 free days of PS Plus service, as if that's gonna

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change the fact that they had to sit staring at a blank TV for 20 hours straight.

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Why did you make them do that, Sony? For PC gamers, though, this just proves that making us sign into the PlayStation network

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was always a bad idea. I mean, when it comes to online services, PlayStation is like the Nintendo of consoles

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that can play Blu-rays. The New York Times has published a report on a disturbing trend among TikTok influencers.

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Wearing an Apple Watch on your ankle. I hope you made sure your mother was out of the room for this part, she's endured so

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much already. Apparently, an ankle-mounted watch can sense heart rate better for people with twig-like

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wrists, skin conditions, or with tattoos that can legitimately obscure the sensor.

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Step counting may also be more accurate, with the watch placed closer to the body part,

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doing the stepping. So I guess give the ankle watch a try, but stay on the lookout for bounty hunters who

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mistake it for an ankle monitor. And if you're a TikToker concerned that your favorite app might still disappear, don't

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worry, there's a fun new alternative, Wikitalk.

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It's a website that lets you doom-scroll random articles from Wikipedia, and you can like

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them to save them to a list of your favorites. It's unquestionably better for your mental health, but if it's not for you, TikTok has

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made the Android app available on its website, since it's still not allowed back on Google

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Play. So you should still be able to access an endless feed of videos of terminally online people

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scolding you. And I'll never scold you, as long as you come back on Wednesday for more tech news.

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Okay, I'll see you there, and if not, I'll let loose with a heinous string of epithets.

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That's just how this works.
