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Welcome to Bisneyland.

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Okay, first of all, how could you let this happen? I did not let this happen. This was actually not me for once in my life, even though everybody thinks it is.

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Well, I woke up to an email chain and I got to read the play-by-play that Linus had been kind of, like,

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stream of consciousness emailing to our YouTube representatives since 4 a.m.

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I never thought it was an existential risk, even when they, like, deleted our channel, everything.

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But we just thought, okay, this is going to make this week annoying,

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but it's not like we're going to lose all of our money and our jobs are over.

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I never thought that was the case. So really my first thought was, like, how does this affect today's shoot

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since we have members of the public coming in for that video?

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And so one of the first things I did was just, hey, that video is sponsored.

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What if we need a different host? Because Linus has been up since 4 a.m.

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So my initial thought really was, like, the show must go on.

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How can we continue to do our jobs with minimal business disruption

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and have all this crap going on at the same time?

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Luke, you've mentioned that you've been up for a little while, huh?

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Yeah, 32 hours at this point.

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32 hours? Going good. One Red Bull Zero Coffee.

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My girlfriend swung by before she went to work.

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I got to the office at about 4 a.m. You're the first one here, right?

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Yeah. I wanted to get some physical access to a few systems that we had here

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so I could help work on stuff. And then my girlfriend swung by on her way to work

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and dropped me off like a care package of, like, a new set of clothes,

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deodorant, toothpaste, food for the day.

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It was amazing. That's probably the only reason why I'm still kicking.

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And here we are. My train of thought lasts about 30 seconds,

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and I can only do one thing at a time. So if I lose what I'm doing, I apologize.

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I know you've been busy the whole day, so we need to catch you up on some memes.

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Okay, let's do it. Let's do it. Hold on, I got to show you guys a meme first.

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That's a classic. That's a banger. Actually, I want to like that.

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Let's meet a group right now. Pretty much. Pretty much.

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Yeah, I woke up at 4 o'clock this morning

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to a bunch of missed calls from brand partners of ours.

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And I had gotten a text from somebody at the company,

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and all the text was was a picture of Elon. And I guess my wife got up to go to the bathroom and she saw the phone.

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She's like, why is Elon on Colton's phone?

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Is somebody sending him memes at 3.30 in the morning?

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And she didn't say anything, so I woke up to a bunch of phone calls

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and it was chaos from there. This kind of just looks like everyday.

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They should have done a two-panel meme where it's like,

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this is a normal day and then today is the same image,

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but with Luke sitting there. Immediately, just with the full accuracy.

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I've used a few... You know, this feels very inspired by the dog sitting in the fire.

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Everything is fine here. I've used that a few times today already.

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LNG staff waking up this morning. Line of detectives, Techquickie.

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ShortCircuit channels. Super fun. Yeah, that was good.

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Yeah, it was really weird because it's like some of the channels.

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Did they take down all the channels? No. At least the good channels were unharmed.

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ShortCircuit, Techquickie. No, no, yeah, ShortCircuit was fine.

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Yeah, that's awesome. ShortCircuit is out of the fire, I guess.

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I was going to say they're still live. There's a few channels still out.

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Some of them survived. If you look at Jake's video on ShortCircuit,

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that was the most recent video

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that was on one of the bigger main channels

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that wasn't down. So it had this huge immediate spike.

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So yeah, that's what we're still doing. When some of you lose them.

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Why is looking at Tesla and Elon Musk?

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This is too soon.

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It's funny, but I'm just so done with it.

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I carpooled to work and the first thing I said to Robert,

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he's one of the editors, I was like, where were you at 2 a.m. this morning?

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Have you ever bought a Tesla? Do you own crypto?

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What I like about it is that there's no caption.

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He's not saying anything.

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I had seen this meme used, but not the green screen part of it.

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That's pretty good. Poor Linus right now.

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This one, I just really freaking love this picture.

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I think that literally happened. Linus and I were talking to each other

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about how both of us ran from where we were attempting

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to sleep naked to our computers to start working on things.

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I picked up my clothes from the day before

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and just ran to my computer and then sat down and started working.

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And then I heard my roommate start to take a shower. So I knew he was going to exit after the shower

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directly to where I was. So I just like quickly threw clothes on

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and then just kept working. So yeah, that feels pretty accurate.

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Okay, next. Tesla LTT. Yo, that's actually pretty good.

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That's a good logo. Tesla LTT.

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Well, this is really LTT Tesla.

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Oh, that's pretty good, actually. That's funny.

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I haven't seen that. I saw Brett from UFD Tech did like a BTT logo,

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but I haven't seen this one. Gone fishing t-shirt. Are we actually doing merch for this?

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I wouldn't be surprised. I would not be surprised, right?

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Trust me, bro.

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This is like a legit shirt, honestly. Like, it's kind of sad, but that's what happened.

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Gone fishing. That's pretty good. I feel like we might end up with a shirt.

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I don't know what it's going to be. Would not surprise me.

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Just like a broken PDF logo or something.

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Don't click it, please. Rough month for LMG.

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Are you winning, son? Well, this tech does employees having to worry

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about their job security twice. Actually, this meme is really funny

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because we added somebody to our HR team. And the Friday before they started was when Linus

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was talking about what he called the hard R.

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And then a week and a half later, we got this.

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What a way to get acquainted.

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I tell you. Are you winning, son? I don't know.

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We have people who work from home who also live at home.

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This could be plausible. That's rough.

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I did worry a little bit about how people are going

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to react coming in this morning. But Linus posted a pretty uplifting message

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in the team's chat. So I think people are pretty OK.

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The channel's got hacked Free Wancho title. I've been here so long that the first thing that I thought

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of when this happened, I was like, are we going to make a video on this?

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And apparently within hours Linus had already written a script.

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There will be a video on this. Free Wancho title, no shit.

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This is going to be a sweet Wancho. It's probably going to be one of the biggest ever.

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That's another. A lot of this stuff relates quite well.

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One of the first things I said to Linus once I saw him in person was at least titling Wancho is going to be

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easy this week. And yeah, we already have a title for Wancho.

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So no problem. Maybe the real tech tips were the first we made a lot of

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money. That's good.

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I was hoping they would have some other banner other

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than terminated for violating community guidelines

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because the second I saw that I was like, everyone's going to freak out.

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It's not actually that big of a deal. Google's been working with us since pretty early on in

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this whole process. It's taken quite a while and things could maybe have gone

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a little faster, but I'm not complaining.

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Wow, I never saw it in that state. I saw there was a video where I had like a bag on my

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head back from NCX and that one was highlighted for me

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for a while. But I did not expect how to hide your porn to make a

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strong comeback.

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Have I ever told, oh, this is Flow Plain. I can finally tell the story.

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Okay. The how to hide your porn video. I was pretty new here and I was like,

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I need to find a YouTube sponsor for this video. So I reached out to Pornhub and their press team returned

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my email in 20 minutes and they're like, we will sponsor this video.

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Of course you can't actually do that on YouTube.

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So we had to abandon it, but it was pretty funny. It was a good moment.

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All right. That's it. How are you feeling today though?

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I am very sleepy. I feel good though. I'll feel a lot better when the channel comes back and all

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the videos are back and monetized and everything's good

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and sponsors are happy and we're making videos again. But I'm really happy that we have Flow Plain at times

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like these. So you're back at it. Yeah.

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I'm going back to work. Thanks for watching. Hopefully this Flow Plain exclusive does well.

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I've been thinking all day we should try to push something because there's like tons of new users.

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Thank you for joining. I hope you enjoyed here. I know there was like some, okay.

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So here's some inside baseball. We launched an app update earlier in the week.

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It takes quite a while for it to propagate.

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It finally hit people today and it introduced a bug that caused

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issues that were completely unrelated to everything else

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happening and all the new people joining the platform.

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So we had to fix that while all of this was going on.

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That is now fixed. Apologize. And now everything's working great.

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So yeah, hopefully you enjoyed it. Thank you.
