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Nick has, like, the crappiest computer in the entire building, even though he's an executive.

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He got the Best Buy PC that we bought because he happened to need a new computer, and I happened to have that near me,

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and I was just like, okay, here's your new computer. He complains about it incessantly, so I'm thinking, hey, you know what, Nick?

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It's time for an upgrade. You can have the new Best Buy computer we just got.

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How old is the other Best Buy PC? Oh, it's like, yeah, I think it's like four or six, yeah. Like, it's old.

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Is it like the first one? It's the first one, so it's like super old, yeah.

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So I just want to troll him, be like, hey, we built you a new PC.

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You know how we've been doing those standardized, like, really powerful workstations for everyone?

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Well, you're not getting one of those. You're getting this new PC from Best Buy. It's okay.

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You're evil. Hold on, I got to find somebody to deliver this PC.

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He's naked underneath, and he's asking for some sense.

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That's not naked. Not naked.

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Oh, no. Santa!

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Well, that's... Right now.

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That's cold.

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This might be the worst Santa ever. No, this is bad.

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Yeah, but keep me, bro.

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Hey, Dan. Oh, crap. Hello. Who is it?

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It's over here, Santa. Ho, ho, ho, ho!

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Can I even lift this? Oh, I can't do it.

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Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!

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Oh, so cold! So cold! Oh, gosh.

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Oh, God, so cold. Yeah, because you're wearing nothing underneath it.

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Oh, so cold. Ho, ho, ho, ho!

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Ho, ho, no one's here. No one's working.

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Well, Santa can't punish people who don't work. You know what the punishment is?

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You don't get a gift. You get Santa.

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Oh, my God. Ho, ho, ho, ho!

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Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas!

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Where's he going?

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Oh, my God.

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Excuse me? Yeah? Is Santa here?

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No, he's just going to have a lunch. Oh, come on. Santa has a little lunch.

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Oh, my God.

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Well, what should we do? Give him an hour.

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An hour? Yeah, he's just going to have for, like, an hour.

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Okay, you know what? I'll take back the gift.

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He's going to get Santa instead.

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I'll put it here first.

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Oh, my God.

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Ho, ho, ho, ho!

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Jesus. Santa is coming to town.

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I realize I feel you need some gift.

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Oh, my God. Okay.

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Why are you so anxious when you see Santa?

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Dennis, what, how can I... Not Dennis. This is Santa.

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Santa Claus, how can I help you? Well...

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Am I supposed to sit on your lap? I feel...

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I feel you need a little upgrade for your little setup.

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Yeah. This PC, how is it?

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How old? I don't know, seven years.

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Oh, my God. That's something like that. That's really all. Perfect!

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Okay, great. Make a wish.

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I wish to move on with my time. Just kidding, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

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I wish, uh, oh, my God, for Republic of... This is...

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Santa, bringing you some joy. Thank you, Santa.

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Wow. And this is your new Best Buy PC.

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My new? Wow, I love it. Oh, that's so great.

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You see, the funny thing is, Linus gave me the old, original...

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I bought this PC at Best Buy computer because he thinks it's hilarious

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to give me the worst possible items to try to do my job.

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Well, pretty much no one would recommend is to go to the local Best Buy.

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Ask for a gaming PC and buy whatever it is that they bring you.

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But that's what we did.

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So I'm glad that I now have an upgraded, horrible computer

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for Best Buy. Okay, sure. Oh, no, is it like an old...

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Is it an old computer in a new box? To be honest, I don't even know.

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You don't even know? Okay. I'm just a higher Santa.

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I'm not a real one. I'm actually that one. Oh, I'm sure.

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Wait, what? You're dead. No! I'm not such a dentist!

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One more time. Three, I'll say it. Oh!

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Okay.

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Alright, I'm not sure that's the best way to get it out.

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Thank you. There you go. Thank you, Linus.

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Is it like... I don't even want to...

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I don't even want to know what's inside.

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Well, you can be a PC, or you can be something else.

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It's weird.

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Get back to the camera. Sorry, Dennis. I'm in Santa.

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Oh, my God. Thank you, Santa.

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Thank you, Santa. Thank you. Oh, no.

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I'm so scared. I'm so scared.

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Oh! Whoa! Wow!

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Nice. It's cute.

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Is it an actual computer, or is there something inside?

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There's no cash inside. I better get my LTT screwdriver.

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Why would there be cash inside, Dennis?

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If there was cash inside, I would have taken it. I see you would have taken it already.

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Well, they look pretty similar,

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but this is a lot better. Apparently. It's similar.

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But I got my LTTstore.com screwdriver.

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Get it only at LTTstore.com.

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I'm trying to think of which side would be the right way to go with a pre-built produce.

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Wow! Look at that back force.

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Wow! These are non-fair screws.

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Yeah, where is it? No, no, they're fair.

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They're just crappy. Only the best for Nick.

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Only the best. Only the best for me. Well, I'm so,

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I'm so pleased to be getting another Best Buy computer.

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Oh, my God.

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Oh! Wow!

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It's got a good stock cooler on there. Yeah, now I'm a little bit concerned about what's inside.

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What kind of GPU is this?

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GTX? No!

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Yeah, what is it? Oh, no. Is it like a,

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is this like a 700 series or something? I have no clue.

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You guys don't, you guys don't know what's inside? No!

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Damn it. Okay, I'm gonna leave this to you. Santa's gonna go for next adventure.

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All right. Thank you, Santa.

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Oh, my God. What do you think?

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GeForce GTX Green RAM.

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Yeah, dude. GeForce GTX. I love GeForce GTX.

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Thanks, NVIDIA. Yeah! You're the best!
