{"video_id":"fp_uRcYj8HGQo","title":"FP Exclusive: Linus Surprises Nick with a PC","channel":"FP Exclusives","show":"FP Exclusives","published_at":"2022-12-24T17:00:00.038Z","duration_s":448,"segments":[{"start_s":0.0,"end_s":5.0,"text":"Nick has, like, the crappiest computer in the entire building, even though he's an executive.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":5.0,"end_s":11.0,"text":"He got the Best Buy PC that we bought because he happened to need a new computer, and I happened to have that near me,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":11.0,"end_s":19.0,"text":"and I was just like, okay, here's your new computer. He complains about it incessantly, so I'm thinking, hey, you know what, Nick?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":19.0,"end_s":24.0,"text":"It's time for an upgrade. You can have the new Best Buy computer we just got.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":24.0,"end_s":31.0,"text":"How old is the other Best Buy PC? Oh, it's like, yeah, I think it's like four or six, yeah. Like, it's old.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":31.0,"end_s":36.0,"text":"Is it like the first one? It's the first one, so it's like super old, yeah.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":36.0,"end_s":39.0,"text":"So I just want to troll him, be like, hey, we built you a new PC.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":39.0,"end_s":44.0,"text":"You know how we've been doing those standardized, like, really powerful workstations for everyone?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":44.0,"end_s":50.0,"text":"Well, you're not getting one of those. You're getting this new PC from Best Buy. It's okay.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":50.0,"end_s":55.0,"text":"You're evil. Hold on, I got to find somebody to deliver this PC.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":55.0,"end_s":58.0,"text":"He's naked underneath, and he's asking for some sense.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":58.0,"end_s":62.0,"text":"That's not naked. Not naked.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":62.0,"end_s":66.0,"text":"Oh, no. Santa!","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":66.0,"end_s":70.0,"text":"Well, that's... Right now.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":76.0,"end_s":79.0,"text":"That's cold.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":80.0,"end_s":84.0,"text":"This might be the worst Santa ever. No, this is bad.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":84.0,"end_s":86.0,"text":"Yeah, but keep me, bro.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":88.0,"end_s":91.0,"text":"Hey, Dan. Oh, crap. Hello. Who is it?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":91.0,"end_s":95.0,"text":"It's over here, Santa. Ho, ho, ho, ho!","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":96.0,"end_s":99.0,"text":"Can I even lift this? Oh, I can't do it.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":99.0,"end_s":101.0,"text":"Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":103.0,"end_s":106.0,"text":"Oh, so cold! So cold! Oh, gosh.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":106.0,"end_s":109.0,"text":"Oh, God, so cold. Yeah, because you're wearing nothing underneath it.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":109.0,"end_s":113.0,"text":"Oh, so cold. Ho, ho, ho, ho!","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":113.0,"end_s":117.0,"text":"Ho, ho, no one's here. No one's working.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":117.0,"end_s":121.0,"text":"Well, Santa can't punish people who don't work. You know what the punishment is?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":121.0,"end_s":124.0,"text":"You don't get a gift. You get Santa.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":124.0,"end_s":128.0,"text":"Oh, my God. Ho, ho, ho, ho!","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":128.0,"end_s":133.0,"text":"Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas!","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":133.0,"end_s":135.0,"text":"Where's he going?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":137.0,"end_s":139.0,"text":"Oh, my God.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":140.0,"end_s":143.0,"text":"Excuse me? Yeah? Is Santa here?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":143.0,"end_s":146.0,"text":"No, he's just going to have a lunch. Oh, come on. Santa has a little lunch.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":146.0,"end_s":148.0,"text":"Oh, my God.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":150.0,"end_s":154.0,"text":"Well, what should we do? Give him an hour.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":154.0,"end_s":157.0,"text":"An hour? Yeah, he's just going to have for, like, an hour.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":157.0,"end_s":160.0,"text":"Okay, you know what? I'll take back the gift.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":160.0,"end_s":162.0,"text":"He's going to get Santa instead.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":164.0,"end_s":166.0,"text":"I'll put it here first.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":167.0,"end_s":169.0,"text":"Oh, my God.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":173.0,"end_s":175.0,"text":"Ho, ho, ho, ho!","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":177.0,"end_s":182.0,"text":"Jesus. Santa is coming to town.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":182.0,"end_s":185.0,"text":"I realize I feel you need some gift.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":185.0,"end_s":188.0,"text":"Oh, my God. Okay.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":188.0,"end_s":192.0,"text":"Why are you so anxious when you see Santa?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":192.0,"end_s":196.0,"text":"Dennis, what, how can I... Not Dennis. This is Santa.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":196.0,"end_s":199.0,"text":"Santa Claus, how can I help you? Well...","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":199.0,"end_s":202.0,"text":"Am I supposed to sit on your lap? I feel...","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":202.0,"end_s":206.0,"text":"I feel you need a little upgrade for your little setup.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":206.0,"end_s":209.0,"text":"Yeah. This PC, how is it?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":209.0,"end_s":212.0,"text":"How old? I don't know, seven years.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":212.0,"end_s":216.0,"text":"Oh, my God. That's something like that. That's really all. Perfect!","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":216.0,"end_s":220.0,"text":"Okay, great. Make a wish.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":220.0,"end_s":224.0,"text":"I wish to move on with my time. Just kidding, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":224.0,"end_s":228.0,"text":"I wish, uh, oh, my God, for Republic of... This is...","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":228.0,"end_s":231.0,"text":"Santa, bringing you some joy. Thank you, Santa.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":231.0,"end_s":234.0,"text":"Wow. And this is your new Best Buy PC.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":234.0,"end_s":238.0,"text":"My new? Wow, I love it. Oh, that's so great.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":238.0,"end_s":242.0,"text":"You see, the funny thing is, Linus gave me the old, original...","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":242.0,"end_s":246.0,"text":"I bought this PC at Best Buy computer because he thinks it's hilarious","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":246.0,"end_s":249.0,"text":"to give me the worst possible items to try to do my job.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":249.0,"end_s":253.0,"text":"Well, pretty much no one would recommend is to go to the local Best Buy.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":253.0,"end_s":257.0,"text":"Ask for a gaming PC and buy whatever it is that they bring you.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":257.0,"end_s":259.0,"text":"But that's what we did.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":261.0,"end_s":265.0,"text":"So I'm glad that I now have an upgraded, horrible computer","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":265.0,"end_s":269.0,"text":"for Best Buy. Okay, sure. Oh, no, is it like an old...","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":269.0,"end_s":273.0,"text":"Is it an old computer in a new box? To be honest, I don't even know.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":273.0,"end_s":276.0,"text":"You don't even know? Okay. I'm just a higher Santa.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":276.0,"end_s":279.0,"text":"I'm not a real one. I'm actually that one. Oh, I'm sure.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":279.0,"end_s":283.0,"text":"Wait, what? You're dead. No! I'm not such a dentist!","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":283.0,"end_s":286.0,"text":"One more time. Three, I'll say it. Oh!","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":286.0,"end_s":287.0,"text":"Okay.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":292.0,"end_s":295.0,"text":"Alright, I'm not sure that's the best way to get it out.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":295.0,"end_s":298.0,"text":"Thank you. There you go. Thank you, Linus.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":298.0,"end_s":302.0,"text":"Is it like... I don't even want to...","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":303.0,"end_s":305.0,"text":"I don't even want to know what's inside.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":307.0,"end_s":310.0,"text":"Well, you can be a PC, or you can be something else.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":311.0,"end_s":312.0,"text":"It's weird.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":315.0,"end_s":318.0,"text":"Get back to the camera. Sorry, Dennis. I'm in Santa.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":318.0,"end_s":321.0,"text":"Oh, my God. Thank you, Santa.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":322.0,"end_s":325.0,"text":"Thank you, Santa. Thank you. Oh, no.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":325.0,"end_s":327.0,"text":"I'm so scared. I'm so scared.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":328.0,"end_s":331.0,"text":"Oh! Whoa! Wow!","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":331.0,"end_s":333.0,"text":"Nice. It's cute.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":336.0,"end_s":339.0,"text":"Is it an actual computer, or is there something inside?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":340.0,"end_s":344.0,"text":"There's no cash inside. I better get my LTT screwdriver.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":344.0,"end_s":346.0,"text":"Why would there be cash inside, Dennis?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":347.0,"end_s":351.0,"text":"If there was cash inside, I would have taken it. I see you would have taken it already.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":353.0,"end_s":356.0,"text":"Well, they look pretty similar,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":356.0,"end_s":359.0,"text":"but this is a lot better. Apparently. It's similar.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":359.0,"end_s":363.0,"text":"But I got my LTTstore.com screwdriver.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":364.0,"end_s":366.0,"text":"Get it only at LTTstore.com.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":367.0,"end_s":372.0,"text":"I'm trying to think of which side would be the right way to go with a pre-built produce.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":374.0,"end_s":377.0,"text":"Wow! Look at that back force.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":378.0,"end_s":381.0,"text":"Wow! These are non-fair screws.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":381.0,"end_s":383.0,"text":"Yeah, where is it? No, no, they're fair.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":384.0,"end_s":387.0,"text":"They're just crappy. Only the best for Nick.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":387.0,"end_s":390.0,"text":"Only the best. Only the best for me. Well, I'm so,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":390.0,"end_s":394.0,"text":"I'm so pleased to be getting another Best Buy computer.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":394.0,"end_s":398.0,"text":"Oh, my God.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":398.0,"end_s":401.0,"text":"Oh! Wow!","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":404.0,"end_s":409.0,"text":"It's got a good stock cooler on there. Yeah, now I'm a little bit concerned about what's inside.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":409.0,"end_s":411.0,"text":"What kind of GPU is this?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":413.0,"end_s":415.0,"text":"GTX? No!","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":416.0,"end_s":419.0,"text":"Yeah, what is it? Oh, no. Is it like a,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":419.0,"end_s":422.0,"text":"is this like a 700 series or something? I have no clue.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":422.0,"end_s":425.0,"text":"You guys don't, you guys don't know what's inside? No!","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":425.0,"end_s":429.0,"text":"Damn it. Okay, I'm gonna leave this to you. Santa's gonna go for next adventure.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":429.0,"end_s":431.0,"text":"All right. Thank you, Santa.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":432.0,"end_s":435.0,"text":"Oh, my God. What do you think?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":435.0,"end_s":438.0,"text":"GeForce GTX Green RAM.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":438.0,"end_s":442.0,"text":"Yeah, dude. GeForce GTX. I love GeForce GTX.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":442.0,"end_s":445.0,"text":"Thanks, NVIDIA. Yeah! You're the best!","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0}],"full_text":"Nick has, like, the crappiest computer in the entire building, even though he's an executive. He got the Best Buy PC that we bought because he happened to need a new computer, and I happened to have that near me, and I was just like, okay, here's your new computer. He complains about it incessantly, so I'm thinking, hey, you know what, Nick? It's time for an upgrade. You can have the new Best Buy computer we just got. How old is the other Best Buy PC? Oh, it's like, yeah, I think it's like four or six, yeah. Like, it's old. Is it like the first one? It's the first one, so it's like super old, yeah. So I just want to troll him, be like, hey, we built you a new PC. You know how we've been doing those standardized, like, really powerful workstations for everyone? Well, you're not getting one of those. You're getting this new PC from Best Buy. It's okay. You're evil. Hold on, I got to find somebody to deliver this PC. He's naked underneath, and he's asking for some sense. That's not naked. Not naked. Oh, no. Santa! Well, that's... Right now. That's cold. This might be the worst Santa ever. No, this is bad. Yeah, but keep me, bro. Hey, Dan. Oh, crap. Hello. Who is it? It's over here, Santa. Ho, ho, ho, ho! Can I even lift this? Oh, I can't do it. Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! Oh, so cold! So cold! Oh, gosh. Oh, God, so cold. Yeah, because you're wearing nothing underneath it. Oh, so cold. Ho, ho, ho, ho! Ho, ho, no one's here. No one's working. Well, Santa can't punish people who don't work. You know what the punishment is? You don't get a gift. You get Santa. Oh, my God. Ho, ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas! Where's he going? Oh, my God. Excuse me? Yeah? Is Santa here? No, he's just going to have a lunch. Oh, come on. Santa has a little lunch. Oh, my God. Well, what should we do? Give him an hour. An hour? Yeah, he's just going to have for, like, an hour. Okay, you know what? I'll take back the gift. He's going to get Santa instead. I'll put it here first. Oh, my God. Ho, ho, ho, ho! Jesus. Santa is coming to town. I realize I feel you need some gift. Oh, my God. Okay. Why are you so anxious when you see Santa? Dennis, what, how can I... Not Dennis. This is Santa. Santa Claus, how can I help you? Well... Am I supposed to sit on your lap? I feel... I feel you need a little upgrade for your little setup. Yeah. This PC, how is it? How old? I don't know, seven years. Oh, my God. That's something like that. That's really all. Perfect! Okay, great. Make a wish. I wish to move on with my time. Just kidding, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I wish, uh, oh, my God, for Republic of... This is... Santa, bringing you some joy. Thank you, Santa. Wow. And this is your new Best Buy PC. My new? Wow, I love it. Oh, that's so great. You see, the funny thing is, Linus gave me the old, original... I bought this PC at Best Buy computer because he thinks it's hilarious to give me the worst possible items to try to do my job. Well, pretty much no one would recommend is to go to the local Best Buy. Ask for a gaming PC and buy whatever it is that they bring you. But that's what we did. So I'm glad that I now have an upgraded, horrible computer for Best Buy. Okay, sure. Oh, no, is it like an old... Is it an old computer in a new box? To be honest, I don't even know. You don't even know? Okay. I'm just a higher Santa. I'm not a real one. I'm actually that one. Oh, I'm sure. Wait, what? You're dead. No! I'm not such a dentist! One more time. Three, I'll say it. Oh! Okay. Alright, I'm not sure that's the best way to get it out. Thank you. There you go. Thank you, Linus. Is it like... I don't even want to... I don't even want to know what's inside. Well, you can be a PC, or you can be something else. It's weird. Get back to the camera. Sorry, Dennis. I'm in Santa. Oh, my God. Thank you, Santa. Thank you, Santa. Thank you. Oh, no. I'm so scared. I'm so scared. Oh! Whoa! Wow! Nice. It's cute. Is it an actual computer, or is there something inside? There's no cash inside. I better get my LTT screwdriver. Why would there be cash inside, Dennis? If there was cash inside, I would have taken it. I see you would have taken it already. Well, they look pretty similar, but this is a lot better. Apparently. It's similar. But I got my LTTstore.com screwdriver. Get it only at LTTstore.com. I'm trying to think of which side would be the right way to go with a pre-built produce. Wow! Look at that back force. Wow! These are non-fair screws. Yeah, where is it? No, no, they're fair. They're just crappy. Only the best for Nick. Only the best. Only the best for me. Well, I'm so, I'm so pleased to be getting another Best Buy computer. Oh, my God. Oh! Wow! It's got a good stock cooler on there. Yeah, now I'm a little bit concerned about what's inside. What kind of GPU is this? GTX? No! Yeah, what is it? Oh, no. Is it like a, is this like a 700 series or something? I have no clue. You guys don't, you guys don't know what's inside? No! Damn it. Okay, I'm gonna leave this to you. Santa's gonna go for next adventure. All right. Thank you, Santa. Oh, my God. What do you think? GeForce GTX Green RAM. Yeah, dude. GeForce GTX. I love GeForce GTX. Thanks, NVIDIA. Yeah! You're the best!"}