1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,280 Oh, hey, I got your order, I tech news here. 2 00:00:04,280 --> 00:00:07,360 Would you mind if I just, can you just close the door? 3 00:00:07,360 --> 00:00:10,400 Just so I can take a photo, just quick, just close the door. Okay, thank you. 4 00:00:14,280 --> 00:00:17,920 So is that, is that how things are delivered now for anyone else? Cause it's weird. 5 00:00:17,920 --> 00:00:22,880 Anyway, tech news. Apple is planning some revolutionary changes to iPhone 6 00:00:22,880 --> 00:00:26,880 according to the latest newsletter from he who seeeth all apples, 7 00:00:26,920 --> 00:00:30,160 Bloomberg's Mark of House Germeides. 8 00:00:30,160 --> 00:00:34,480 At Apple's September event, we're going to get the iPhone 17 Air. 9 00:00:34,480 --> 00:00:39,800 The super, super slim device, German says is meant to replace the iPhone 16 Plus. 10 00:00:39,800 --> 00:00:44,160 In exchange for its increased risk of bending, you'll get less battery life, 11 00:00:44,160 --> 00:00:47,560 only a single rear camera and no SIM card slot, 12 00:00:47,560 --> 00:00:50,960 even outside the US. You know, life comes with trade-offs. 13 00:00:50,960 --> 00:00:53,960 Thankfully, September's event will reportedly also feature 14 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:58,920 just our regular iPhone 17, 17 Pro and 17 Pro Max, 15 00:00:58,920 --> 00:01:01,960 although I predict even the most normy Apple fans 16 00:01:01,960 --> 00:01:05,440 will still be side-eyeing the slim one. That's probably worse, 17 00:01:05,440 --> 00:01:09,040 but what if they're the first of their friends to get it? 18 00:01:09,040 --> 00:01:12,120 But 2026 is when things get interesting 19 00:01:12,120 --> 00:01:17,120 with the iPhone 18 fold. In case the name had you stumped that one's going to compete 20 00:01:17,120 --> 00:01:21,260 with the various other foldable phones, finally giving the Apple stands an option. 21 00:01:21,260 --> 00:01:26,820 And then in 2027, 20 years after the launch of the first iPhone, 22 00:01:26,820 --> 00:01:31,780 we're getting a special curved glass iPhone, which previous rumors have described 23 00:01:31,780 --> 00:01:37,420 as having potentially no ports at all. Just a smooth, unbroken surface. 24 00:01:37,420 --> 00:01:40,660 Like how Kindles look under their tiny designer shorts. 25 00:01:40,660 --> 00:01:45,900 Just like Asrock's revolutionary 12-volt high-power GPU cable update, 26 00:01:45,900 --> 00:01:50,860 which is a segue that made sense before I edited this script. Ploof helped me write it because he is a saint. 27 00:01:50,940 --> 00:01:55,380 And so is Asrock, not only for making the 90 degree connector, 28 00:01:55,380 --> 00:01:59,900 dozens of you might have been asking for, but for making the pins light green 29 00:01:59,900 --> 00:02:03,620 so you can easily tell if it's fully inserted into your GPU 30 00:02:03,620 --> 00:02:07,180 or not, imagine. And if you're still not satisfied, 31 00:02:07,180 --> 00:02:10,180 there's a nifty little NTC sensor you plug in 32 00:02:10,180 --> 00:02:13,660 that shuts down your PC if it starts overheating. 33 00:02:13,660 --> 00:02:16,740 Something that I have to assume just got invented this year 34 00:02:16,740 --> 00:02:22,100 or why wasn't it in there already? Look at this point, I don't even care if it was NVIDIA who started this whole mess. 35 00:02:22,100 --> 00:02:27,580 I'm just happy to see somebody trying to fix it, even if they're wasting valuable marketing dollars 36 00:02:27,580 --> 00:02:31,500 trying to convince you to put stickers on the otherwise blank connector. 37 00:02:31,500 --> 00:02:35,940 Just some pizzazz. It's okay, I've seen people spend money on stupider things 38 00:02:35,940 --> 00:02:39,420 like Elon Musk, who says he's starting a new AI company 39 00:02:39,420 --> 00:02:42,100 called Macro Hard. 40 00:02:44,700 --> 00:02:47,780 But why? Well, he says it's a tongue-in-cheek name, 41 00:02:47,780 --> 00:02:52,460 but the project is very real. He's claiming they can simulate everything 42 00:02:52,460 --> 00:02:56,820 software companies like Microsoft do using AI. 43 00:02:56,820 --> 00:03:01,340 I've said this before, but Elon claiming that something will happen has been proven 44 00:03:01,340 --> 00:03:05,180 to be pretty good evidence that it will not. Although here's one exception to that rule, 45 00:03:05,180 --> 00:03:10,820 Elon has gone through with his threat to have his other very real AI company, XAI, 46 00:03:10,820 --> 00:03:15,900 sue Apple and OpenAI, who have allegedly colluded to maintain monopolies 47 00:03:15,900 --> 00:03:21,980 in the smartphone and generative AI markets. Now he's accusing Apple of de-prioritizing Grock 48 00:03:21,980 --> 00:03:27,340 in favor of OpenAI and chat GPT, and that's the only reason Grock never reached 49 00:03:27,340 --> 00:03:30,540 the number one AI app spot on Apple's App Store. 50 00:03:30,540 --> 00:03:35,460 It's definitely nothing to do with Grock identifying as Mecha Hitler very recently. 51 00:03:35,460 --> 00:03:38,740 It also has nothing to do with today's sponsor. 52 00:03:38,740 --> 00:03:43,820 What the heck? These are drill bits. I asked you for quick bits. 53 00:03:43,900 --> 00:03:48,300 God, do I have to do everything around here? That's probably how teachers feel 54 00:03:48,300 --> 00:03:52,340 when someone suggests arming them to help stop school shootings, 55 00:03:52,340 --> 00:03:55,940 but someone else had a better idea. Drones. 56 00:03:55,940 --> 00:04:00,380 Why not slap guns onto those bad boys, huh? And then just fly them into the schools 57 00:04:00,380 --> 00:04:04,700 during an active shooting. Oh man. Well, that may soon be a reality 58 00:04:04,700 --> 00:04:08,260 because there's only one governor of one state I can think of that would try this. 59 00:04:08,260 --> 00:04:11,940 If you guessed Ron DeSantis and Florida, congratulations. 60 00:04:11,980 --> 00:04:15,460 You win a trip to Alligator Alcatraz. Oh man. 61 00:04:15,460 --> 00:04:21,420 You can tell Ploof wrote these. Okay. Unfortunately, Florida's not getting a Netflix house. 62 00:04:21,420 --> 00:04:25,740 Oh man. They've started ticket pre-sales and announced the opening dates 63 00:04:25,740 --> 00:04:28,740 for the events at Philadelphia on November 12th 64 00:04:28,740 --> 00:04:33,580 and Dallas, December 11th. These are free to enter experiences, 65 00:04:33,580 --> 00:04:38,980 spanning over 100,000 square feet that feature their biggest and most successful shows 66 00:04:38,980 --> 00:04:43,380 like Squid Game and Love is Blind. So it's kind of like Disneyland, 67 00:04:43,380 --> 00:04:47,820 but you don't pay to get in. Might speak to its quality. 68 00:04:47,820 --> 00:04:50,980 We'll have to see. Lunch probably is less than $100 though. 69 00:04:50,980 --> 00:04:55,580 Something you might pay for soon is a quirky new food delivery robot. 70 00:04:55,580 --> 00:04:58,980 Gee, I really hope all of those laid off compside majors 71 00:04:58,980 --> 00:05:04,820 aren't looking for gig work in the next couple of years because it looks like Clankers are coming for that too. 72 00:05:04,820 --> 00:05:09,100 Ploof, you're gonna get us killed by the AI when it takes over. 73 00:05:09,100 --> 00:05:12,740 Okay, the Robomart RM5 has 10 lockers, 74 00:05:12,740 --> 00:05:17,780 operates on public roads and carries up to 500 pounds of goods. 75 00:05:17,780 --> 00:05:22,620 Well, it's got me beat. That's rude to me. 76 00:05:22,620 --> 00:05:26,480 Too bad it doesn't have NVIDIA's new robot brainpowering it. 77 00:05:26,480 --> 00:05:29,540 The Jetson AGX Thor Dev Kit 78 00:05:29,540 --> 00:05:33,500 is now on sale for $3,500 and ships next month. 79 00:05:33,500 --> 00:05:36,540 Honestly, it sounds like a pretty good business strategy. 80 00:05:36,540 --> 00:05:40,660 You buy the Dev Kit for thousands, and then once you've prototyped your robot, 81 00:05:40,660 --> 00:05:43,660 you turn around and buy the Thor T5000 modules 82 00:05:43,660 --> 00:05:48,500 from NVIDIA for more thousands. But hey, buy in bulk and save some money. 83 00:05:48,500 --> 00:05:53,780 If you need more than a thousand Thor chips, they'll only cost you 3,000 a pop. 84 00:05:53,780 --> 00:05:58,540 Do we think that mom and pop shops are buying like fleets of robots or something? 85 00:05:58,540 --> 00:06:05,180 And on the red team side of things, hardware leaker Momomo leaked their 2026 86 00:06:05,180 --> 00:06:10,900 and 2027 mobile roadmap. We're getting a Zen 5 refresh called Gorgon Point 87 00:06:10,900 --> 00:06:14,460 with Strix Point, NPU and graphics in that. 88 00:06:14,460 --> 00:06:17,780 Desktops will get Zen 6 in 2026, 89 00:06:17,780 --> 00:06:22,500 but mobile has to wait a bit longer before Gator Range 90 00:06:22,500 --> 00:06:25,500 and Medusa Point release for the more elite 91 00:06:25,500 --> 00:06:30,800 and premium laptops seems reasonable, but we'll have to wait for Lisa Sue to confirm. 92 00:06:30,800 --> 00:06:35,900 Oh, I'm getting a fake phone call from Lisa Sue. Hey, Lisa, can you tell me a little bit 93 00:06:35,900 --> 00:06:40,460 about these mobile processors? Ah, come on, I signed the NDA. 94 00:06:40,460 --> 00:06:43,540 What do you mean the one I signed five years ago isn't valid anymore? 95 00:06:43,540 --> 00:06:47,660 You've got my signature, what more could you possibly want? Tech news? 96 00:06:47,660 --> 00:06:51,180 Well, you'll have to come back on Wednesday for that. 97 00:06:51,180 --> 00:06:53,300 Or the deal's off. 98 00:06:55,020 --> 00:06:56,060 It goes for you too.