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If this video gets 1,000 likes, Colton will get a tattoo on a blow plane.

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Hold on, hold on. They're here.

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Right here. You get the grand chair, Colton. I know you guys hate me, but if you could just pull it together for 10 minutes to get through this video, that'd be great.

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It will be really tough. Okay. Sean, I report to Colton. I do marketing here.

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Hi, my name is Dennis. I'll do the action. You wrote your name?

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My name is Dennis. And I've known Colton for eight years.

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Yeah. Eight years, and you thought my name was Paul. I'm Colton.

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This is How Well Do You Know Your Boss? A variation of the newlywed game where instead of answering questions about each other,

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we're only asking questions about the boss with two traditional newlywed style questions.

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How many people report under you? Too many people report under me.

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Uh, oh my God. Okay, hold on, hold on. Wait, we got time.

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Stop. It might actually be. Yeah, it's 14. Okay, wait. How do you know that?

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How do you know how many people report under me? We talked about it. It's too much and we're aware of it.

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We're working on it. Wait, learn how many people report to you. I decided let's do three people instead of two because that'll take way too long, you know.

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All right. Let's do it. So it's a little competition between Dennis and Sean.

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Wait, is that a prize or anything? A punishment? Prize is knowing that you know your boss better.

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Wow, that makes me feel just great. You guys don't know me at all.

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You're going to get everything wrong. And it's going to look like we have a terrible relationship.

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I know why you eat, why you drink, and where you live.

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All right, you want to see the address right here? You know where I live? So without looking at Colton, what are the color of Colton's eyes?

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Colton specifically said not to mention this question, but it's just a classic though.

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I always got to ask it. Oh, I'm sure you're not sure.

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Gray, blue, gray, blue, gray, wait, wait, what?

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That's not gray. That's green. No, no, Colton wrote blue. Blue and green.

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No, that's gray. What do you mean gray? Oh, it's blue.

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Great. I need to see a doctor. Zoom in, zoom in.

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I think it's gray. It's okay.

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But at the end of the day, whatever Colton wrote is right. It's because I'm tired. Oh, my God, I'm tired.

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Oh, it's okay. It's okay. That's gray.

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Oh, blue. I'm deciding your eye color today.

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Turns out I work for Dennis.

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So without looking, does Colton have any piercings or tattoos?

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Bonus points if you can name the exact amount of tattoos and piercings.

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One second. I'm going to be very detailed. If you guys get this wrong, I'm sorry, but...

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Do you have hidden piercings? Existing, like there's hard ones?

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I can't say the answer. Hardware? Currently.

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Currently, yeah. If it's done, you can't know. Whatever Colton wrote is the answer.

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Ready? Okay, that's cool. Three, two, one, let's see.

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I really hope you guys know what's up. Yes, three tattoos, one tattoo.

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Three tattoos. LTstore.com, the brand and Illuminati.

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Oh, I know the brand one. I know the brand one. Only one tattoo.

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Lex and Thy. I knew the Thy one. Yeah, I got the Illuminati one because I hit that dartboard in a Channel Super Fun.

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Oh, right. And then I got the LTstore one because I thought it'd be funny. And then in that video was edited.

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So a lot of people didn't even know that I actually got it. And then D brand I got because it was a little tipsy at CES.

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I thought it'd be funny. Yeah. And now I'm on a quest to just monetize my entire leg, even though they didn't pay me.

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How much would a flow plane tattoo on Colton's leg cost?

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If this video gets 1,000 likes, Colton will get a flow plane.

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Hold on, I don't know what I mean. Come on. Full plane Friday, you gotta do it.

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Say it. Say it. Do it. You don't have a flow plan. It's marketing, bro.

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What are we trying to get? Yeah, 1,000 likes. 1,000 likes. If this flow plane exclusive gets 1,000 likes, I'll get a flow plane tattoo on my thigh.

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Oh, he said it. He said it. He said it. He said it.

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Anything for the company. Are you serious? Anything for you folks. He's serious.

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I am. Are you serious? I will, but the company's got to pay for the actual tattoo.

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How big? Let's stop. Is it local? Okay. This all started because a long time ago we were on a company trip and I've made this joke to Linus.

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I don't know why I've been talking about this for years. And Linus started nickel and diamond me on how big of a tattoo.

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I'd have to get for him to pay me. And he's like, you know, you just get a, you get my face tattoo on you.

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You, you let me buy that. And I'm like, yeah, he's like this big.

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I'm like, what? No. And it kept getting bigger the longer you talked about it.

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I'm serious. I will actually make sure you like this video. I will actually do that. 1,000 likes.

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What is Colton's best moment at LMG? Best moment NVIDIA or ever?

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Wrong or right? Oh my God. And you're saying that I have absolute power here.

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So like if I, whatever I write is the answer. If you guys get this wrong, I'm very disappointed.

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What is it about? Kind of like give me some hints. No, no hints. No hints. No hints.

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Stop. Think about me at LMG.

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What is my greatest moment? What am I most known for? Oh, okay.

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Oh, oh, oh, yeah. Oh, oh, I know this one too.

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What? I have no idea. 2, 1, fired, getting fired.

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Yeah. What? What? I don't know.

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Does that say LTS? The fight? Does that say fight? Yeah, the fight.

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What fight? The fight. Don't worry about it. I just want to know what happened here.

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Stop. It's okay. What is Colton's shoe size?

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Oh, no. Oh, wait, do you know?

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I know. Because I actually get it wrong a lot of the time.

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Like what kind of shoes are we talking about? No shoes. Right now he's wearing. I don't even know.

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That is nose. You just need a creepy friend like me.

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Ready? No, no. I gave a range because I don't know.

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I only know based off of... Yeah, you'll know once Dennis shows the answer.

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Yeah. How about you lead with this one, Dennis? You tell me. Ready?

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Who wants Shawn's drawing something? Shawn is drawing something caricature.

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Some physics here. Size pen?

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Depends on the shoes. And then what did you write, Shawn? I put 8 to 11.

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8 to 11? Yo, he's got feet.

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He's got up to a size 13. All right, let's see what Colton wrote.

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You are not 9. Either a 9 or a 9.

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You are not 9. You are not 9. Take your shoes off.

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No, no, no. But wait, Dennis, Dennis.

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What size is it? I don't know. Sensor this. This is what I mean. I bet he is not 9.

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I don't think it has the shoe size in it. Most shoes that I get are 10s.

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I wear vans and sometimes they're less.

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It's not 9. Are you changing what you wrote? Yeah, yeah, man. What?

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Hey, this is not... Shawn told me to talk. This is not favoritism.

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I remember when I tried to order shoes or something and I was like, oh, I'm a size 9.

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And he's like, oh, he's like, oh, I'm not 9. That's too small for me.

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I was like, I was like, how... Are these besties? These must be besties. Besties, I get 10.

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Yeah. So I don't know. I'm still right. This is Sammy's show.

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I don't know if he'll tell you if you're right or not. Sammy, do we get a point? I'll determine when I edit it.

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What is Colton's dream job? I love you guys. No, Colton doesn't even know his own dream.

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Well... I got you a dream job here. My dream job?

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How do you know? Yeah, I've got it. But it's going to be one of two things. You only write one.

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What's the right way to write this? It's whatever you want to do.

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No. Apparently, I saw a dream job.

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It's the Colton. What do you want to be when you're wrong?

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I want to be a rock star, Sean. Okay, stop telling me. I want to play guitar.

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What? Did you write that? Because you did that.

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You did that very wrong. Okay, I'm going to write the correct term.

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Oh, people are going to be mad at me, too. Oh, my God. Yeah, I know what you like to do. Yeah, you know.

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I know what. Don't be mad at me. Two, one. Landlord doesn't really want to work.

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Real estate investor. Real estate investor. Wow! Doesn't really want to work.

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That was the other one I was going to put. If you want to have a job that he doesn't really need to work,

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but have money coming in, either have a sugar daddy, sugar mommy,

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or lottery winner, or landlord. So I feel you would choose that.

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So I always joke about just getting a job at Starbucks

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and just making coffees, but like not having to worry about anything. I just show up.

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I'd have a bad day. I'd be like, I'm leaving. There'd be like, you're actually fired.

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I'd be like, no problem. I'd just go to another job. What is Colton's prized possession?

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Can be living or non-living. What does that mean?

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His greatest prized possession. You would ask me that question.

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What do I value more than anything? But it can be people?

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People, yeah.

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My expression every single question. You better have a good answer. Every time I do this,

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it's always the boss never knows what's the right, but then everyone else knows.

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And it's like, wait. I'll answer it for you.

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If you're right, your kid is a boring answer. Oh my God!

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He's right. He's right. That is boring. I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna go with it. I'm not gonna go with it.

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Also prized possession, my kid, like that's kind of messed up.

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Oh, okay. Well, I got a race this now. What?

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Okay, okay, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it. Guys, if you don't get this one right,

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what's my prized possession? What value in this world more than anything?

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Come on, let's go. I don't know. Hold on, son. Hash, Tesla three and Tesla.

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That's a nice crash.

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Okay, in terms of actual things,

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you both are right. So in terms of just what I value,

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I value money. Okay, that's not cool. It's a tool.

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It's a tool. It's good to have some of it. Yeah, you can buy a Tesla with money.

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Yeah, I know I could or I could save it. That's why I don't have another Tesla yet.

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Do people know how you crash Tesla? Do people know how I crashed it?

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I mean, was it before? Yeah.

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Wait, let's put it this way. Let's put it this way.

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Everyone got a Christmas bonus last year. And the day after we got the Christmas bonus,

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we were supposed to go out and we were supposed to spend our Christmas bonus. And I stopped to get a delicious iced coffee from a place called McDonald's.

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Pulling out of the McDonald's into the intersection. The light was turning yellow.

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I turned left. Light turns red. Guy runs red light, slams into my car.

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His axle and wheel flew off and my car was totaled.

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I actually thought they were going to repair it, but they were like, yeah, it could have damaged the batteries.

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So right off. And then I got a Kia because I don't want to spend a lot of money.

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And the Tesla prices came down. And now with this Model 3 refreshment, I'm going to buy another one.

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Anyways, when Colton goes to a movie, is he the type of person to smuggle in snacks?

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Buy, yes, yes. You buy candy and popcorn.

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What? Sorry, can you repeat the question?

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What? Are you the type of person to bring smuggling snacks? Yes. Yeah, absolutely.

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Wait, oh, wait. Absolutely.

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What? You don't have to pack your lunch. No, I know what I would do.

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I go to the McDonald's, you get a couple of cheeseburgers, you put them in your pocket and you just walk in.

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Why do you do that? Save a couple bucks.

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I do even worse. I packed like I was going to go camping.

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Like I literally bring a backpack. I have a container.

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But one time I brought watermelon. I have beer.

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I have water. I have chips. You just bring a battery bag and a hot plate.

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You just start cooking. I have a whole bag. Oh, and a blanket.

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They allow you to bring a backpack in? Yeah, they cannot try it. Not allowed.

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Not allowed? No, they're not allowed. Yeah, it's actually very easy to do this. Oh, what the?

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That's why you always do it. I just put a jacket on, covering it.

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Like, oh my God, I didn't know it was that easy. Just buy the same stuff that they sell.

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The last time I smuggled food into a movie theater, they caught me and they told me to get real.

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Like they confiscated it. Which one?

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The same movie theater. Really? Yeah. I was eating my McDonald's and they came over and they're like,

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hey, you know what, I'd have outside food. I thought you would be like too embarrassed to do that

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and you would just buy popcorn. I was like 17. No, I'm not embarrassed, no.

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Oh, so now, how about now? Because the question is new right now.

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I haven't done it in a while. I've done it in like 10 years. But theoretically.

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I've only seen three movies. I've only been to the movies like three times.

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Theoretically. But there we go. It's a yes. So what did you do?

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What did you do? This is complicated. But in those three times, did you drink snuggle food?

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I'm losing points. Man, I don't remember. Dude, I'm sorry. Next question.

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So now we're going to do more traditional newlywed stock questions.

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So all three of you will answer. And hopefully all three of you are right.

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And that's one point. Yeah. So between the three of you, who comes in the latest?

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Ah, no, easy. Ask who comes in the earliest?

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Or earliest? No, no, he's asking the latest. No, you know why he's asking that?

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Who would be the earliest? I didn't really want to talk about it in this video, but Dennis is kind of a clock-in, clock-out kind of guy.

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Gets in at 8.30, leaves at 5. No, it's good.

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Dennis definitely gets an er. Oh, well, you usually are the earliest.

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Yeah. You know what latest? I guess it could be.

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I think this is right. Yeah. That's why you open your rules.

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Yeah, because I was like, we have a flat schedule.

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So yeah, he's late. I mean, like around 9.02. Although this last week, 8.46.

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You've been earlier. And then you also drive around. You do a lot of things in the morning sometimes too.

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I like to come in early and just disappear at 5. So you don't see me at 5.01.

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Yeah, I'll be like, hey, He's like, this is the meme.

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He's like, this is the meme. He just fades away. Between the three of you, who spends the most on food?

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Oh, wait, okay. Are we talking about like every day or just at work time?

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Is this like lunch in general? In general. Oh, I've got this.

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Okay, good stuff. Why are you writing such a long answer?

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I got it. All right, let's see what is in 3, 2, 1.

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Dennis Lea. Wow. You only lea once.

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How much do you spend roughly on food? Okay, just because I like to share my food doesn't mean I eat all day.

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He doesn't cook. When I cook, he doesn't cook, so he eats out every day.

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Yeah, but he likes McDonald's. You'll have like one nice meal a week.

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But I don't eat that much. I like fancy, nice food.

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Monday to Friday. Let's do a little math. Monday to Friday.

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Carry the one. This is what I spend in a week video.

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Lunch usually is like $15. Around $15 dinner.

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Dinner I usually cook, okay, say I go out. So, okay, if I go out, it's like 25 bucks.

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Oh, that's like $40 times.

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25 bucks. You don't get a drink with that dinner? I don't know. You don't get the dessert?

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It's like a combo we're talking about. Yeah, where you going? I feel like you get it. So like $1,200.

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A week? A month on food.

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But I don't eat out every day.

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It's like $1,000 Canadian. Yeah, we'll go down to $1,000.

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Sometimes I go fancy. Crazy though. All right, so we're going back to the regular questions now.

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What is Colton's greatest fear? I don't think you guys...

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I know, I know. What? He's going to be like me.

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Three, two, one. Dennis, spiders, water, ocean swimming.

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Swimming? Swimming. What?

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You're afraid of water? I am, but I'm more afraid of spiders. That's a close second though.

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You can't swim? No, no, no. Yeah, I'm going to learn with my toddler when she learns.

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I'm just going to be there. I'm going to be like, honey, I'm helping you, like taking notes.

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And three words, how would Colton describe himself? First time I've seen a vertical.

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This is innovation. This is what we do with the marketing and business development department.

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That line is when you get... I'm going to describe who I am, like what my characteristics here.

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That's what I'm describing. My bonus depends on this.

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Hi, I'm Colton. I am loud, gamer, old. You're 32?

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Yeah, why? Anyways. Do you have a problem with that? What the hell?

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Optimistic. You guys should see the face that I just made.

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Comedic, gamer, optimistic, worried. Worriesome.

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Worriesome. Happy or funny? Question mark, question mark, question mark.

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I am worried all the time. Yeah. Comedic, seriously. Wait, hold on. This is interesting.

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I'm worried and I'm optimistic. No, he's optimistic.

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Yeah, you're half glass full kind of guy. I'm a half glass full guy.

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You are very extreme. Oh. Glass half full. I am. Half glass full.

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Yes. Then I'm worried all the time about everything. Okay.

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I don't know, man. Man, you guys have like conflicting things.

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This is great. Yeah, you already have two. No, you are like, you're a dichotomous being.

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Yeah. Can we go back to coldest third point? 32?

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How old do you think I am? Like 35.

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Well, you're just so fine in your life. That's why I was like, oh, yeah. I am fourth.

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I am fourth through it. Yes. Yeah. No, I'm not like that.

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I think he loses a point on this.

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What? Me? I'm a gamer.

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Do it again. I'm a gamer.

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Guys are kind of both right. Can we just give it to both of them? I'm sorry.

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All right, just for you. I'm just bad. No, you're only like six years older than me.

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What? Is that a problem? I'm sorry. No, I'm just surprised. No, because you're very...

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Call my mom. I'll give you my mom's number. You yell at her. No, we won't see your driver's license.

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They won the birth certificate. I'm going to need two pieces of ID. Where is your birth certificate, Mr. Rose?

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How old do you think Lucas? 32. Oh, damn it.

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Damn that? Yeah. Look who's up. I'm getting a raise.

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What is Colton's actual height? Not in centimeters, Dennis.

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I'm going to... If you get a centimeter, I'll give you an extra point because centimeters is the right way to go.

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I mean, I just disagree about my height. Could you be right?

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It's numbers. It can't be wrong. Anyways, let's see what the answer is in three, two, one.

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Five, six, or... Wait, is that me? Yeah. Who's this?

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He won't send me. Me? You. My funny doesn't have much.

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Oh, hey. Hey, wait a second. We're the same. Yeah, you guys look at this.

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Yeah, I'm 169. Yeah, you're taller than me.

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A little bit. Both of you. Am I taller than you? Oh, wait, maybe you're not. I think I'm the same height.

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You stand up. Well, how tall are you? I have no idea.

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Oh, wow. Wow, it's like a happy family.

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You can't see on the camera because you're all...

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They can imagine it. Fill in the blanks.

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Is Colton usually late, early, or on time?

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I've only ever been to stuff at your house. I mean, it's hard to be late at your own place.

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I've seen people do it. It's pretty impressive. Really? Yeah.

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You like show up on time. They're like not set up. You're like, okay, cool.

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You planned this. They're like, no, I didn't obviously because it's not set up.

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Early, work, late. So he's a little early for work, but always late to my office.

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He's right. Little early, thank you. You know what I think part of it is? You might be right with the early,

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but I consider early being on time. You know what I mean? Yeah, because I had on time before.

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I raised them up with early. I never get mad at anybody, but when I'm on a call with a client

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and they show up at like, you know, the calls for three and they show up at like 301 or 302.

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I'm like, especially with like Zoom calls and stuff.

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Zoom's doing an update. Oh, great. Now I'm late.

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Yeah. I'm late, you know? But you're absolutely right. I'm late for everything personal.

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So what is Colton's spiritual animal?

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Spiritual animal? Spiritual animal, yeah.

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Don't laugh at me. Dennis is dying.

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Take a look at him. Yeah, you guys got this.

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You guys got this. Think of everything I stand for. Think of, you know, everything I embody.

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Selling out.

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Cat, emu and murky? Murky? What's murky?

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What's murky? What's murky?

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Is that koala? Oh, it's koala. No, this is emu.

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Oh, it's emu? That's an emu. That's actually a really nice drawing.

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Wow. Good job. Eyes are a little crazy, but it's cool.

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I don't know why emu. Wait, what's it?

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Wait, why emu? I don't know.

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Okay. Cool. Why murky?

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We're keeping murkat. Murkat. Okay. You know, I don't know the documentary line king.

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Where like Timon, Timon the murkat.

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Yeah, I can't listen. Oh, yeah, I can see that. Business minded, you know?

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I'm just like, I'm still curious about you.

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All right, we're going to come to a close here. So we have one more question left. Okay.

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As we are a part of a company, we have to show a little bit.

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So what is Colton's favorite LTT merch?

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Oh. That's not what he's wearing. Well, that's not what I'm wearing.

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It's my favorite thing. Why wouldn't I wear it? Yeah, what the heck? That's kind of messed up, bro.

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Oh, well, that's what. Is this your answer? Is that your answer? No, you just cancel the question now.

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What the heck? What did you say? What? Cancel what?

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What? I'm rephrasing then. What's your second favorite LTT? Second favorite.

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Thank God. LTT underwear, LTT Store, and these.

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Huh? Huh? Huh?

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LTT Store anywhere? Why is it that underwear would be the...

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Yo, you go... Oh. Yeah. Whoa.

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He's driving. It looks like...

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It looks like... It's really funny. It's really funny. It's...

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I'm wearing it. I'm wearing it too, yeah. There's no... I'm me too.

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But I know this. Okay. Hey, no, no.

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I feel bad because Dennis is getting a lot of these, like, right. I'm just, like, kind of sandbagged some of the answers.

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Screwdriver's great. I have two of them. No, three of them. This is my favorite.

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It's not about me. It's about Colton's second favorite.

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Yeah, there we go. This thing's sick, though. I love it. So, Colton, how well do you think these guys did?

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I think Dennis and Shawn did a great job, and it's a pleasure working with you guys.

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So, just make sure Colton. 1,000 likes, you get the tattoo? Yeah, absolutely.

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All right. Easy.
