If this video gets 1,000 likes, Colton will get a tattoo on a blow plane.
Hold on, hold on. They're here.
Right here. You get the grand chair, Colton. I know you guys hate me, but if you could just pull it together for 10 minutes to get through this video, that'd be great.
It will be really tough. Okay. Sean, I report to Colton. I do marketing here.
Hi, my name is Dennis. I'll do the action. You wrote your name?
My name is Dennis. And I've known Colton for eight years.
Yeah. Eight years, and you thought my name was Paul. I'm Colton.
This is How Well Do You Know Your Boss? A variation of the newlywed game where instead of answering questions about each other,
we're only asking questions about the boss with two traditional newlywed style questions.
How many people report under you? Too many people report under me.
Uh, oh my God. Okay, hold on, hold on. Wait, we got time.
Stop. It might actually be. Yeah, it's 14. Okay, wait. How do you know that?
How do you know how many people report under me? We talked about it. It's too much and we're aware of it.
We're working on it. Wait, learn how many people report to you. I decided let's do three people instead of two because that'll take way too long, you know.
All right. Let's do it. So it's a little competition between Dennis and Sean.
Wait, is that a prize or anything? A punishment? Prize is knowing that you know your boss better.
Wow, that makes me feel just great. You guys don't know me at all.
You're going to get everything wrong. And it's going to look like we have a terrible relationship.
I know why you eat, why you drink, and where you live.
All right, you want to see the address right here? You know where I live? So without looking at Colton, what are the color of Colton's eyes?
Colton specifically said not to mention this question, but it's just a classic though.
I always got to ask it. Oh, I'm sure you're not sure.
Gray, blue, gray, blue, gray, wait, wait, what?
That's not gray. That's green. No, no, Colton wrote blue. Blue and green.
No, that's gray. What do you mean gray? Oh, it's blue.
Great. I need to see a doctor. Zoom in, zoom in.
I think it's gray. It's okay.
But at the end of the day, whatever Colton wrote is right. It's because I'm tired. Oh, my God, I'm tired.
Oh, it's okay. It's okay. That's gray.
Oh, blue. I'm deciding your eye color today.
Turns out I work for Dennis.
So without looking, does Colton have any piercings or tattoos?
Bonus points if you can name the exact amount of tattoos and piercings.
One second. I'm going to be very detailed. If you guys get this wrong, I'm sorry, but...
Do you have hidden piercings? Existing, like there's hard ones?
I can't say the answer. Hardware? Currently.
Currently, yeah. If it's done, you can't know. Whatever Colton wrote is the answer.
Ready? Okay, that's cool. Three, two, one, let's see.
I really hope you guys know what's up. Yes, three tattoos, one tattoo.
Three tattoos. LTstore.com, the brand and Illuminati.
Oh, I know the brand one. I know the brand one. Only one tattoo.
Lex and Thy. I knew the Thy one. Yeah, I got the Illuminati one because I hit that dartboard in a Channel Super Fun.
Oh, right. And then I got the LTstore one because I thought it'd be funny. And then in that video was edited.
So a lot of people didn't even know that I actually got it. And then D brand I got because it was a little tipsy at CES.
I thought it'd be funny. Yeah. And now I'm on a quest to just monetize my entire leg, even though they didn't pay me.
How much would a flow plane tattoo on Colton's leg cost?
If this video gets 1,000 likes, Colton will get a flow plane.
Hold on, I don't know what I mean. Come on. Full plane Friday, you gotta do it.
Say it. Say it. Do it. You don't have a flow plan. It's marketing, bro.
What are we trying to get? Yeah, 1,000 likes. 1,000 likes. If this flow plane exclusive gets 1,000 likes, I'll get a flow plane tattoo on my thigh.
Oh, he said it. He said it. He said it. He said it.
Anything for the company. Are you serious? Anything for you folks. He's serious.
I am. Are you serious? I will, but the company's got to pay for the actual tattoo.
How big? Let's stop. Is it local? Okay. This all started because a long time ago we were on a company trip and I've made this joke to Linus.
I don't know why I've been talking about this for years. And Linus started nickel and diamond me on how big of a tattoo.
I'd have to get for him to pay me. And he's like, you know, you just get a, you get my face tattoo on you.
You, you let me buy that. And I'm like, yeah, he's like this big.
I'm like, what? No. And it kept getting bigger the longer you talked about it.
I'm serious. I will actually make sure you like this video. I will actually do that. 1,000 likes.
What is Colton's best moment at LMG? Best moment NVIDIA or ever?
Wrong or right? Oh my God. And you're saying that I have absolute power here.
So like if I, whatever I write is the answer. If you guys get this wrong, I'm very disappointed.
What is it about? Kind of like give me some hints. No, no hints. No hints. No hints.
Stop. Think about me at LMG.
What is my greatest moment? What am I most known for? Oh, okay.
Oh, oh, oh, yeah. Oh, oh, I know this one too.
What? I have no idea. 2, 1, fired, getting fired.
Yeah. What? What? I don't know.
Does that say LTS? The fight? Does that say fight? Yeah, the fight.
What fight? The fight. Don't worry about it. I just want to know what happened here.
Stop. It's okay. What is Colton's shoe size?
Oh, no. Oh, wait, do you know?
I know. Because I actually get it wrong a lot of the time.
Like what kind of shoes are we talking about? No shoes. Right now he's wearing. I don't even know.
That is nose. You just need a creepy friend like me.
Ready? No, no. I gave a range because I don't know.
I only know based off of... Yeah, you'll know once Dennis shows the answer.
Yeah. How about you lead with this one, Dennis? You tell me. Ready?
Who wants Shawn's drawing something? Shawn is drawing something caricature.
Some physics here. Size pen?
Depends on the shoes. And then what did you write, Shawn? I put 8 to 11.
8 to 11? Yo, he's got feet.
He's got up to a size 13. All right, let's see what Colton wrote.
You are not 9. Either a 9 or a 9.
You are not 9. You are not 9. Take your shoes off.
No, no, no. But wait, Dennis, Dennis.
What size is it? I don't know. Sensor this. This is what I mean. I bet he is not 9.
I don't think it has the shoe size in it. Most shoes that I get are 10s.
I wear vans and sometimes they're less.
It's not 9. Are you changing what you wrote? Yeah, yeah, man. What?
Hey, this is not... Shawn told me to talk. This is not favoritism.
I remember when I tried to order shoes or something and I was like, oh, I'm a size 9.
And he's like, oh, he's like, oh, I'm not 9. That's too small for me.
I was like, I was like, how... Are these besties? These must be besties. Besties, I get 10.
Yeah. So I don't know. I'm still right. This is Sammy's show.
I don't know if he'll tell you if you're right or not. Sammy, do we get a point? I'll determine when I edit it.
What is Colton's dream job? I love you guys. No, Colton doesn't even know his own dream.
Well... I got you a dream job here. My dream job?
How do you know? Yeah, I've got it. But it's going to be one of two things. You only write one.
What's the right way to write this? It's whatever you want to do.
No. Apparently, I saw a dream job.
It's the Colton. What do you want to be when you're wrong?
I want to be a rock star, Sean. Okay, stop telling me. I want to play guitar.
What? Did you write that? Because you did that.
You did that very wrong. Okay, I'm going to write the correct term.
Oh, people are going to be mad at me, too. Oh, my God. Yeah, I know what you like to do. Yeah, you know.
I know what. Don't be mad at me. Two, one. Landlord doesn't really want to work.
Real estate investor. Real estate investor. Wow! Doesn't really want to work.
That was the other one I was going to put. If you want to have a job that he doesn't really need to work,
but have money coming in, either have a sugar daddy, sugar mommy,
or lottery winner, or landlord. So I feel you would choose that.
So I always joke about just getting a job at Starbucks
and just making coffees, but like not having to worry about anything. I just show up.
I'd have a bad day. I'd be like, I'm leaving. There'd be like, you're actually fired.
I'd be like, no problem. I'd just go to another job. What is Colton's prized possession?
Can be living or non-living. What does that mean?
His greatest prized possession. You would ask me that question.
What do I value more than anything? But it can be people?
People, yeah.
My expression every single question. You better have a good answer. Every time I do this,
it's always the boss never knows what's the right, but then everyone else knows.
And it's like, wait. I'll answer it for you.
If you're right, your kid is a boring answer. Oh my God!
He's right. He's right. That is boring. I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna go with it. I'm not gonna go with it.
Also prized possession, my kid, like that's kind of messed up.
Oh, okay. Well, I got a race this now. What?
Okay, okay, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it. Guys, if you don't get this one right,
what's my prized possession? What value in this world more than anything?
Come on, let's go. I don't know. Hold on, son. Hash, Tesla three and Tesla.
That's a nice crash.
Okay, in terms of actual things,
you both are right. So in terms of just what I value,
I value money. Okay, that's not cool. It's a tool.
It's a tool. It's good to have some of it. Yeah, you can buy a Tesla with money.
Yeah, I know I could or I could save it. That's why I don't have another Tesla yet.
Do people know how you crash Tesla? Do people know how I crashed it?
I mean, was it before? Yeah.
Wait, let's put it this way. Let's put it this way.
Everyone got a Christmas bonus last year. And the day after we got the Christmas bonus,
we were supposed to go out and we were supposed to spend our Christmas bonus. And I stopped to get a delicious iced coffee from a place called McDonald's.
Pulling out of the McDonald's into the intersection. The light was turning yellow.
I turned left. Light turns red. Guy runs red light, slams into my car.
His axle and wheel flew off and my car was totaled.
I actually thought they were going to repair it, but they were like, yeah, it could have damaged the batteries.
So right off. And then I got a Kia because I don't want to spend a lot of money.
And the Tesla prices came down. And now with this Model 3 refreshment, I'm going to buy another one.
Anyways, when Colton goes to a movie, is he the type of person to smuggle in snacks?
Buy, yes, yes. You buy candy and popcorn.
What? Sorry, can you repeat the question?
What? Are you the type of person to bring smuggling snacks? Yes. Yeah, absolutely.
Wait, oh, wait. Absolutely.
What? You don't have to pack your lunch. No, I know what I would do.
I go to the McDonald's, you get a couple of cheeseburgers, you put them in your pocket and you just walk in.
Why do you do that? Save a couple bucks.
I do even worse. I packed like I was going to go camping.
Like I literally bring a backpack. I have a container.
But one time I brought watermelon. I have beer.
I have water. I have chips. You just bring a battery bag and a hot plate.
You just start cooking. I have a whole bag. Oh, and a blanket.
They allow you to bring a backpack in? Yeah, they cannot try it. Not allowed.
Not allowed? No, they're not allowed. Yeah, it's actually very easy to do this. Oh, what the?
That's why you always do it. I just put a jacket on, covering it.
Like, oh my God, I didn't know it was that easy. Just buy the same stuff that they sell.
The last time I smuggled food into a movie theater, they caught me and they told me to get real.
Like they confiscated it. Which one?
The same movie theater. Really? Yeah. I was eating my McDonald's and they came over and they're like,
hey, you know what, I'd have outside food. I thought you would be like too embarrassed to do that
and you would just buy popcorn. I was like 17. No, I'm not embarrassed, no.
Oh, so now, how about now? Because the question is new right now.
I haven't done it in a while. I've done it in like 10 years. But theoretically.
I've only seen three movies. I've only been to the movies like three times.
Theoretically. But there we go. It's a yes. So what did you do?
What did you do? This is complicated. But in those three times, did you drink snuggle food?
I'm losing points. Man, I don't remember. Dude, I'm sorry. Next question.
So now we're going to do more traditional newlywed stock questions.
So all three of you will answer. And hopefully all three of you are right.
And that's one point. Yeah. So between the three of you, who comes in the latest?
Ah, no, easy. Ask who comes in the earliest?
Or earliest? No, no, he's asking the latest. No, you know why he's asking that?
Who would be the earliest? I didn't really want to talk about it in this video, but Dennis is kind of a clock-in, clock-out kind of guy.
Gets in at 8.30, leaves at 5. No, it's good.
Dennis definitely gets an er. Oh, well, you usually are the earliest.
Yeah. You know what latest? I guess it could be.
I think this is right. Yeah. That's why you open your rules.
Yeah, because I was like, we have a flat schedule.
So yeah, he's late. I mean, like around 9.02. Although this last week, 8.46.
You've been earlier. And then you also drive around. You do a lot of things in the morning sometimes too.
I like to come in early and just disappear at 5. So you don't see me at 5.01.
Yeah, I'll be like, hey, He's like, this is the meme.
He's like, this is the meme. He just fades away. Between the three of you, who spends the most on food?
Oh, wait, okay. Are we talking about like every day or just at work time?
Is this like lunch in general? In general. Oh, I've got this.
Okay, good stuff. Why are you writing such a long answer?
I got it. All right, let's see what is in 3, 2, 1.
Dennis Lea. Wow. You only lea once.
How much do you spend roughly on food? Okay, just because I like to share my food doesn't mean I eat all day.
He doesn't cook. When I cook, he doesn't cook, so he eats out every day.
Yeah, but he likes McDonald's. You'll have like one nice meal a week.
But I don't eat that much. I like fancy, nice food.
Monday to Friday. Let's do a little math. Monday to Friday.
Carry the one. This is what I spend in a week video.
Lunch usually is like $15. Around $15 dinner.
Dinner I usually cook, okay, say I go out. So, okay, if I go out, it's like 25 bucks.
Oh, that's like $40 times.
25 bucks. You don't get a drink with that dinner? I don't know. You don't get the dessert?
It's like a combo we're talking about. Yeah, where you going? I feel like you get it. So like $1,200.
A week? A month on food.
But I don't eat out every day.
It's like $1,000 Canadian. Yeah, we'll go down to $1,000.
Sometimes I go fancy. Crazy though. All right, so we're going back to the regular questions now.
What is Colton's greatest fear? I don't think you guys...
I know, I know. What? He's going to be like me.
Three, two, one. Dennis, spiders, water, ocean swimming.
Swimming? Swimming. What?
You're afraid of water? I am, but I'm more afraid of spiders. That's a close second though.
You can't swim? No, no, no. Yeah, I'm going to learn with my toddler when she learns.
I'm just going to be there. I'm going to be like, honey, I'm helping you, like taking notes.
And three words, how would Colton describe himself? First time I've seen a vertical.
This is innovation. This is what we do with the marketing and business development department.
That line is when you get... I'm going to describe who I am, like what my characteristics here.
That's what I'm describing. My bonus depends on this.
Hi, I'm Colton. I am loud, gamer, old. You're 32?
Yeah, why? Anyways. Do you have a problem with that? What the hell?
Optimistic. You guys should see the face that I just made.
Comedic, gamer, optimistic, worried. Worriesome.
Worriesome. Happy or funny? Question mark, question mark, question mark.
I am worried all the time. Yeah. Comedic, seriously. Wait, hold on. This is interesting.
I'm worried and I'm optimistic. No, he's optimistic.
Yeah, you're half glass full kind of guy. I'm a half glass full guy.
You are very extreme. Oh. Glass half full. I am. Half glass full.
Yes. Then I'm worried all the time about everything. Okay.
I don't know, man. Man, you guys have like conflicting things.
This is great. Yeah, you already have two. No, you are like, you're a dichotomous being.
Yeah. Can we go back to coldest third point? 32?
How old do you think I am? Like 35.
Well, you're just so fine in your life. That's why I was like, oh, yeah. I am fourth.
I am fourth through it. Yes. Yeah. No, I'm not like that.
I think he loses a point on this.
What? Me? I'm a gamer.
Do it again. I'm a gamer.
Guys are kind of both right. Can we just give it to both of them? I'm sorry.
All right, just for you. I'm just bad. No, you're only like six years older than me.
What? Is that a problem? I'm sorry. No, I'm just surprised. No, because you're very...
Call my mom. I'll give you my mom's number. You yell at her. No, we won't see your driver's license.
They won the birth certificate. I'm going to need two pieces of ID. Where is your birth certificate, Mr. Rose?
How old do you think Lucas? 32. Oh, damn it.
Damn that? Yeah. Look who's up. I'm getting a raise.
What is Colton's actual height? Not in centimeters, Dennis.
I'm going to... If you get a centimeter, I'll give you an extra point because centimeters is the right way to go.
I mean, I just disagree about my height. Could you be right?
It's numbers. It can't be wrong. Anyways, let's see what the answer is in three, two, one.
Five, six, or... Wait, is that me? Yeah. Who's this?
He won't send me. Me? You. My funny doesn't have much.
Oh, hey. Hey, wait a second. We're the same. Yeah, you guys look at this.
Yeah, I'm 169. Yeah, you're taller than me.
A little bit. Both of you. Am I taller than you? Oh, wait, maybe you're not. I think I'm the same height.
You stand up. Well, how tall are you? I have no idea.
Oh, wow. Wow, it's like a happy family.
You can't see on the camera because you're all...
They can imagine it. Fill in the blanks.
Is Colton usually late, early, or on time?
I've only ever been to stuff at your house. I mean, it's hard to be late at your own place.
I've seen people do it. It's pretty impressive. Really? Yeah.
You like show up on time. They're like not set up. You're like, okay, cool.
You planned this. They're like, no, I didn't obviously because it's not set up.
Early, work, late. So he's a little early for work, but always late to my office.
He's right. Little early, thank you. You know what I think part of it is? You might be right with the early,
but I consider early being on time. You know what I mean? Yeah, because I had on time before.
I raised them up with early. I never get mad at anybody, but when I'm on a call with a client
and they show up at like, you know, the calls for three and they show up at like 301 or 302.
I'm like, especially with like Zoom calls and stuff.
Zoom's doing an update. Oh, great. Now I'm late.
Yeah. I'm late, you know? But you're absolutely right. I'm late for everything personal.
So what is Colton's spiritual animal?
Spiritual animal? Spiritual animal, yeah.
Don't laugh at me. Dennis is dying.
Take a look at him. Yeah, you guys got this.
You guys got this. Think of everything I stand for. Think of, you know, everything I embody.
Selling out.
Cat, emu and murky? Murky? What's murky?
What's murky? What's murky?
Is that koala? Oh, it's koala. No, this is emu.
Oh, it's emu? That's an emu. That's actually a really nice drawing.
Wow. Good job. Eyes are a little crazy, but it's cool.
I don't know why emu. Wait, what's it?
Wait, why emu? I don't know.
Okay. Cool. Why murky?
We're keeping murkat. Murkat. Okay. You know, I don't know the documentary line king.
Where like Timon, Timon the murkat.
Yeah, I can't listen. Oh, yeah, I can see that. Business minded, you know?
I'm just like, I'm still curious about you.
All right, we're going to come to a close here. So we have one more question left. Okay.
As we are a part of a company, we have to show a little bit.
So what is Colton's favorite LTT merch?
Oh. That's not what he's wearing. Well, that's not what I'm wearing.
It's my favorite thing. Why wouldn't I wear it? Yeah, what the heck? That's kind of messed up, bro.
Oh, well, that's what. Is this your answer? Is that your answer? No, you just cancel the question now.
What the heck? What did you say? What? Cancel what?
What? I'm rephrasing then. What's your second favorite LTT? Second favorite.
Thank God. LTT underwear, LTT Store, and these.
Huh? Huh? Huh?
LTT Store anywhere? Why is it that underwear would be the...
Yo, you go... Oh. Yeah. Whoa.
He's driving. It looks like...
It looks like... It's really funny. It's really funny. It's...
I'm wearing it. I'm wearing it too, yeah. There's no... I'm me too.
But I know this. Okay. Hey, no, no.
I feel bad because Dennis is getting a lot of these, like, right. I'm just, like, kind of sandbagged some of the answers.
Screwdriver's great. I have two of them. No, three of them. This is my favorite.
It's not about me. It's about Colton's second favorite.
Yeah, there we go. This thing's sick, though. I love it. So, Colton, how well do you think these guys did?
I think Dennis and Shawn did a great job, and it's a pleasure working with you guys.
So, just make sure Colton. 1,000 likes, you get the tattoo? Yeah, absolutely.
All right. Easy.