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Disclaimer, Nicholas Ploof wrote most of this script

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and I have not edited what he wrote, and here we go.

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Purchase. What do you mean there seems to have been an error

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initializing or updating your transaction? I wanna wait one more minute

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to bring you all another round of tech news. This'll make sense.

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At long last, Team Cherry has released Hollow Knight silk song on consoles

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and computers around the world, or at least they tried to.

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This is the first and maybe the only time where I'm going to advocate for pre-orders.

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You son of a... I guess in the past though, because it's our...

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Because Steam was so busy with all of the purchase requests

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that it completely broke down. Can we go back in time and tell people to...

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A few savvy gamers managed to pick it up on Humble Bundle

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and redeem the code through Steam just fine, but then they ran out of key.

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How can a digital thing be out of stock? We need more materials.

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GOG was relatively unaffected. If you went there first, I like you.

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Everyone else was stuck refreshing pages and attempting purchases for at least an hour and a half

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after launch. I know, because I was there too, you guys.

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Plouf was. Where were you when silk song launched?

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On the clock. Were you there on the front line,

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helping this buggy masterpiece reach over 500,000 players on Steam just a few short hours

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after you could actually buy it for the shockingly low price of only $20?

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That's indie, baby. Small user base. There's like three guys made it.

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You can do a lot in eight years. Not many people know that. Speaking of a Steam-related thing

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that costs more than $20, Valve has filed two trademark applications

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for Steamframe. The first one is for controllers

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and the second one is for general computer hardware.

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Okay. Just about covers it. Valve also released a new SteamVR beta,

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which professional Valve watcher Brad Lynch

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datamined and found some nuggets of gold and then their hills.

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See, Brad is thinking that this Steamframe is the final product name for the rumored

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Deckard VR headset and SteamVR overlays

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are being rebranded to frames. And Brad discovered that the Roy VR controllers

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aren't marked as prototypes anymore. This is all coming together to make it look.

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Oh, and Valve finished making drivers for a Steamlink VR USB dongle.

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They use a six gigahertz wireless signal. I thought it was a weird job,

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but Brad's bringing value here. The real hero of this story is Brad.

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This is just a Brad story. And you know who else is waiting for some hot new general computer hardware?

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China. Reuters got an exclusive interview with some Chinese tech firms

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who wanna buy NVIDIA's H20 Enterprise AI cards.

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These sources, however, prefer to remain anonymous, probably because Beijing regulators

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are discouraging them from making those purchases. After the floodgates were opened back in July

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when NVIDIA got permission from the US government to sell these downgraded cards in China,

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Chinese authorities summoned companies like Tencent and ByteDance to kindly explain,

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why do you need these, hmm? What have the US got that we don't?

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After all, China has their own domestic chips now. Surely those are good enough, right?

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Well, maybe not, because not only are H20s selling and orders are being scrutinized,

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but these same sources seem eager for the upcoming B30A Blackwell cards from NVIDIA,

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assuming America approves the sales. Congress is currently considering

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forcing both NVIDIA and AMD to prioritize US customers of their GPUs first.

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They won't be allowed to sell the even the China specific versions to China

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if there's anyone on US soil who wants that first.

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Back of the line, Xi. First dibs. NVIDIA says this doesn't make any sense

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because selling these cut down versions doesn't impact production of the big boy H200 and B300,

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but who knows what the US government will decide next?

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Not me. The quick brown bit teched over the lazy grok.

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That's my new quick bit catchphrase. I hope you like it because it's never going away.

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Lenovo has officially revealed that its Legion Go 2 gaming handheld will start

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at $1,100 US for the Ryzen Z2 model

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and 1350 for the one with the Ryzen Z2 extreme.

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Why not? Cause the economy is so good right now.

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Lenovo didn't announce a specific release date, but did say both models will launch sometime in October,

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which will pit them directly against the ROG Xbox Ally

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and Ally X handhelds, which launch on October 16th

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with similar specs and hopefully MSRP's under $1,000.

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Let's just say we've come a long way since the days when you could pick up a Game Boy

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for a buck 50 at the corner store. Jeez. Remember when you could share earbuds

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like that scene in the office where Pam listens to music with Jim

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the one time that ever happened? Well, you still can.

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You can just give someone the other earbud.

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But also, now Pixels and some other Android phones

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can play audio through two sets of headphones at the same time.

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Actually lit. This is mostly thanks to Bluetooth LE,

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or Low Energy Audio, using a neat low complexity communications codec,

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or LC3, as well as a feature called AuraCast.

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It's super cool if you're into that kind of stuff. Please tell me just how into audio you are in the comments.

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But if you gatekeep, I'm gonna ban you.

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But I'll never ban affordable phones. That's just not who I am.

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Samsung's new Galaxy S25 FE is here,

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and it's 150 bucks less than the regular S25.

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Sure, the processor's not as good and it's a plastic frame, but who cares?

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It's no Legion Go. And that's what matters.

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Reviews seem happy with it, and I love saving money.

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If you want a bigger screen, the new Tab S11 is also here.

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And heck, let's throw in those new Galaxy Buds 3 FE 2

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while we're at it. And if you're looking to save even more money,

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just get last year's model. It's still good.

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A streaming service alleged to be the largest illicit live sports streaming operation

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in the world was taken down this week. That's a foul.

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The Sting operation was conducted by Egyptian authorities

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in cooperation with the Alliance for Creativity

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and Entertainment, a global anti-piracy group

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which includes Apple, Netflix, Disney, and Warner Brothers.

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Companies who just care about protecting civilian settlements

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from being pillaged by sports pirates. However, the streaming site that was taken down

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called Stream East was actually a copycat

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of the original Stream East site, which is still operational.

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As an ACE rep told Ars Technica, they know it's a different website.

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They totally knew that, shut up. And it only took 15 years,

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but iPads finally got Instagram, baby.

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The platform announced they're launching the mode now because quote, people have asked for this for a while.

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What? I don't know if a decade and a half is a while,

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but what matters is that it's here now. So instead of using the iPhone version of the app

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that blows everything up way too big on an iPad screen, Doom scrollers can now use a large screen-appropriate UI

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to disassociate for hours. And it's time to disassociate from the tech news.

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So you can come back on Monday to get more and not feel overwhelmed by all the wacko things

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happening on the internet. Go see some wacko things in the real world.

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Like have you ever gone up really, really, really close to a tree?

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They're so weird. And they're alive.

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Like what? And have you heard about funguses?

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I hate them. Like a third type of being.

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I don't like fungus.
