Hey Colton. Hey. Raven Tattoo?
No! Welcome Flow Plane. Today I'm getting a tattoo because y'all did like three times the amount of likes in the last video.
So I guess I have to get a tattoo now. What am I getting? Am I getting the Flow Plane logo?
Yeah, you're getting the Flow Plane logo on your thigh. On my thigh.
I didn't bring shorts today. So I'm gonna have to sport the LTT Store underwear.
I forgot about this to be completely honest.
Oh, did you actually say it? Last night I was looking.
I was like, what am I gonna do tomorrow? Oh, cool. Nice.
All right. So you got to get a tattoo. That's fine.
This leg, the last tattoo artist that I went to, she summed it up.
She's like, what does this mean? I'm like, I don't know. She's like, what does this mean?
I'm like, I don't know. It's just funny. And she's like, oh, it's a party leg.
Like a party leg? She's like, yeah, it's just a leg where you put random tattoos on it.
I'm like, well, they have meaning. They're just kind of goofy.
Also, I've definitely gotten another tattoo since the last time I showed my tattoos.
Oh, really? Yeah, you might have to like blur it. I don't know.
I got a Disney tattoo. Oh. The Disney logo is on my leg.
I don't know if Walt Disney is going to sue us. No free clothes.
Yeah, get out here, Disney. But I got it because of Disneyland. That's cool.
Yeah. Yeah. But I didn't want to change the D to a B because I thought it looked weird.
I don't know, dude. I'm always nervous going to new tattoo places because I don't know who the tattoo artist
is. I don't know. I just get scared that, you know, you get a Floatplane tattoo and they like misspell
float or something like that, you know?
It's just, this one is just a logo, so it should be fine. It should be totally fine.
Do you have tattoos? Oh, yeah. I have one tattoo on my chest, upper chest here.
Floatplane. Tell me what tattoos you have. I offered to get a tattoo with you as well.
He did. I can't confirm Sammy did. Yeah.
Because I felt a little bad because like usually our threshold for likes, like we haven't
got anything over a thousand. No, we got like, what is it over now?
Like 3,000 or something. It's actually a disgusting amount of numbers like, what the?
Go Floatplane. In it for the memes. Yeah.
I was like, I was down to get one with you because I think it's funnier that way.
I don't know, man. I don't know. Sammy, how long have you been with the company for?
Year and few weeks now. You know, I don't know. I don't know.
I feel bad if somebody else got a company tattoo on them. I'm poor to content.
If the content's funny and worth it, I'll do it. My man. Yeah.
Already sent that like long ass email to a phone and then I was like, hey, I already approved this.
She's like, I'm not entirely sure if I can park here.
There's numbers in the parking spots, but hey, really funny ending to this video will
be if I get towed. Stay tuned and find out. I mean, if this video gets, no, I'm not doing that again.
No shot. But I'm over the age of 18 and that I have truthfully represented to my tattooist that
the obtaining of a tattoo is by my choice alone. My choice alone.
Yeah. Yeah. I need parental consent though, Sammy.
I can't do that for you. Oh, time to go home. Thank you.
Yeah. Maybe right there.
Yeah. Yeah. Or take my pants off, but I'm not going to take my pants off.
Who's the band that plays this song? Testing your age. I don't know.
But I know the last one. I know the last one. Wow.
It was Breaking Benjamin. That's crazy, dude. That's the only one.
That's the one. That's the one I kind of. This is a little grassroots band called Metallica.
Oh, is that actually? Wait, is that actually?
Yeah. Why am I doing this?
Because you love our float cleanies. I thought this would be funny. And now I'm just, I'm just committed to it.
It's funny for me. I'm sure it is. We have our lovely tattoo artist, Ben here.
Thanks, Ben. Thanks, Ben. No problem.
Thanks for being a team player. Team player, Ben. I've done stuff like this before, Ben.
Nothing recorded, no. Does that have to be facing a certain way?
Facing, so like if somebody's looking at me straight on, the.
Actually, what way does, what way does the logo face?
Like upwards. It's upwards because it's floating up. Honestly, we're just going to eyeball it.
It'll be fine. Okay, cool. I'm going to get you to stand up.
I'll stand for you. So it gets on there nice and good. All right.
Where would you think on the cap? I don't know. I'd never gotten a tattoo on my cap.
I don't know. Like the back? No.
That's kind of weird. Here's going to be weird. Maybe there.
Like right on the side here? Yeah.
On the side would be good. Yeah, cool. And that's it.
That's the whole video. Yeah. And for 3K like, you can actually get it on the side.
Technically, if you draw it on me, that counts.
That's a tattoo. It's just not permanent. It's on the cap.
Are you more nervous? People will be able to see it. This is probably the first tattoo or if I wear shorts, people will actually be able
to see it. But I think that's better. I think it's good.
Then they can tell them what company you work for. I just try to push it on people. I'm like wearing shorts, looking at you, looking at my leg.
Please ask me about it. Sammy. Yeah.
Calm down. Sorry. Man, what are you, he's knocking over paper towel.
Yeah. Cool. You can go check it out in the mirror over there.
That looks good. It's going up. Yeah.
What do you think? Honest opinion. Honest opinion?
It looks good. Doesn't it? It's like, it's like not too like crazy.
But like, it's like, it's a good piece. Let's do it.
Okay. A good piece. A connoisseur.
Actually, the last tattoo I got. So I got a tattoo in Honolulu like three weeks ago.
And disclaimer, I may have had a few drinks beforehand.
Now I understand why they say don't do that. Because I bled so much.
I was like, this is problematic. It's a good story though.
I think tattoos should tell a good story. Yeah. I think what I'm going to do is just like brand logos.
And then I just need to make sure they have a story behind them. And then just do the whole leg with like whatever is, yeah.
This one that you can tell them that you got scammed by Sammy. Anytime I've gotten a tattoo, the first like five seconds hurts.
And then like adrenaline kicks in and they don't feel anything.
Where is objectively like the most painful place to get a tattoo?
Ribs or inner thigh or neck?
We almost got inner thigh. We almost got inner thigh.
I'm sorry I didn't wear shorts today. I just didn't want it. Yeah.
In that channel, super fun. When I got the Luminati triangle or whatever, it had lines going outside of it.
And I remember the triangle was fine. But the lines that went outside of it into my inner thigh, I was like, ugh.
I think the only non-meme tattoo that I want is a triforce on my neck.
A lot of people. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That hurt a lot.
I asked in Hawaii if they could do it, but they said that they, they said they wouldn't
do a tattoo that was too small. Do you know why they would say that? Is it just because like.
How small did you want the triforce? It was like pretty small. It was like that big.
Yeah. Is it just difficult to like. It's especially with gummy skin, like the neck.
Right. If the artist isn't skilled enough with fine liners.
Right. It can be a problem if they only use like specific stuff.
Yeah. He like came back out and he's like, I can do it. But it's got to be like, you know, yay, big or whatever.
And I was like, eh, not that big on my neck. That makes sense though.
Like the detail of the triforce you were looking to get, if it was just like the basic one.
Yep. Yeah. The dude was like, give me crap.
He's like, why would you get a Disney tattoo? And I was like, don't worry about it.
And he's like, what the hell? And I started talking to him and he's like, man, I'm going to go home and I'm playing
some games. And I was like, oh, you game? Like what are you game on?
It turns out the guy's an LTT fan. You know, dude's an absolute homie.
He's like, no, no, but he's like, I've seen, like I watch every one of your guys' videos
or whatever. He's like, man. Okay.
Now we have one extra subscriber. Thanks to Ben, right? Hell yeah.
He's got to tip him a little bit more.
How are you feeling so far, Colton? Good.
I don't really feel much. Really? The thigh, like feeling this, the thigh was definitely more ouchy.
Yeah. Ouchy. But it's good.
I feel great. Oh my gosh, sorry.
Oh, that's all right. Kate. Bro.
Oh my God. I didn't get to record it. That's okay.
Sammy. Oh my God. Please.
Are you recording now? Yeah. You need to calm down.
Dude's tripping over stuff. You're going to get his plug upside.
It's okay. You're going to get his kicked out and then I'm going to have a half done Floatplane
logo. What's the longest tattooing session you've ever done?
I had a lady do 11 hours on me for a day session.
11 hours. And usually you expect the body to give out because that's just generally how it works
and you can only be tattooed for so long. But she held up and we got it done.
What do you mean give out? You mean just like before like the paint, the constant like?
Yeah. As I'm tattooing you, your body's reaction to it.
Say like if I go to run a line and all I'm getting is plasma and red from the hours
of tattooing you. Oh my. Oh.
That is nuts. That is nuts. I got tattooed for 24 hours straight.
It's like a Mr. Beast video. I tattooed this random guy for 24 hours just to see what his body will do.
And then if I sit for the full 11 hours I tattoo the tattoo artist.
Yo. Yeah. Do you have any cool tattoos?
There's some good puke stories. When I first started tattooing the girl's mother and another artist was tattooing the
daughter and the daughter. Oh my God.
Oh my God. And then just a waterfall of puke going over the bottom of the chair.
Oh. Do you finish the tattoo with that? No.
I finished her tattoo but the other artist was like digging as she was cleaning.
Yeah. I bet. Yeah.
It's just like a chain reaction. Oh. Oh.
Just seeing it though. That's messed up. So cool.
If you make this video interesting you just start throwing up.
Make it squeezy or if you just had a big meal.
Yeah. Some people have a really big hot meal.
Huh. That's crazy. Yeah.
Okay. All right.
When they fill it in it's a little bit more. It's a little more.
Hide the pain Colm. Insert hide the pain Harold here.
Is that the meme? Yeah. I don't know my memes.
Sorry. My memes are out David. How's it look Sammy?
It's pretty good. You sound surprised. It's kind of messed up.
The tattoo artist is right here with the f***ing man. I am sure you do with people right?
Yeah. I didn't know what to expect. I was like oh wow.
It's a lot better than what I had in my brain. Every time I've gotten a tattoo there's always somebody doing that right.
They're like looking like oh man. That looks pretty good. It's like.
And you're like what do you think it's going to look bad? Like why would you get it if you think.
I knew it was going to look good but I knew it was going to look this good. Yeah.
Should have free handed it. Have you ever had an experience where you've given the tattoo.
Like you talk to the client. Figure out what you get. They get stenciled and they do the tattoo and they're like oh my gosh.
I don't like it. I've had where I've told them to move it in a specific spot because I can tell that
they're not happy with the spot they get in. And they get the Instagram message later.
Oh my god. That's dumb. Let's give her a little under halfway down.
Under? Halfway? A little under.
Like 40 percent.
For a split second there it was like ouchie.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, no twerking. No twerking here.
We're family, family friendly. As we're getting the tattoo.
As we're getting. Yeah but my biggest fear is getting an infection.
I've never gotten one with a tattoo but I'm just so scared. Was it second skin you used on your other tattoos?
It was a Saran wrap and Vaseline.
Saran wrap and Vaseline on the last one and then the other one was the other thing I think.
We're going to be using a second skin today. Okay cool sweet.
You're almost approaching an hour Colton. How are you feeling?
I'm feeling pretty good. A little sleepy.
Tattoos are addicting so I'm thinking of what tattoos will I get next?
Since I got mine I was like what's my next one?
It was actually dangerous.
We're pushing the end. Are we?
That was just really good.
Good job Ben.
Thanks Sammy. You should do one of those like dramatic like you know shows or like dramatic.
I don't know if I could do this anymore. I actually could do that right now.
For a second there it was a little ouchy.
Do you know if I was going to get through it? Yeah I was tightening up some little corners here and all done.
What an adventure. It was crazy.
It was the craziest hour of my life. I cried two tears.
We had good vibes. Now the Floatplane is on me forever.
Until I get it removed. Just kidding.
If you like the 3000 likes I'll get this tattoo removed and replace it with an even bigger one.
No I haven't. It hurts a lot.
That's cheaper and it'll get it out and it just grows into a regular white skin.
Right. Oh that's good to know.
We'll get a scalpel and take it to my leg.
The removal place will charge you like probably close to 1300 to remove this.
It's on me forever everybody. But for 10,000 likes.
Your boss' name is Linus? Yeah.
Like Tech Tips? Yeah. Okay.
Yeah that's my boss. Yeah he's a guy. Yeah.
Yeah. Did you want to get like a close of me wiping it down as if I'm just doing a wipe down on it or something?
Yeah that'd be perfect. Thank you. What's this band guy?
What's your heart? He knows that? He does.
Yeah absolutely. He knows the gold shots. Why didn't you think of this bro?
No no no. Now we just need to keep it clean, let it air out and don't let it get infected.
Thanks Ben. Yeah. Let's go.
Now my boss will pay because I forgot my credit card. I didn't bring my card.
Yeah he's a bad news Ben. Call up Linus.
You take exposure and payment right? Exposure.
Moment of truth. Did you get to hold?
Ah okay. For a split second.
Yeah yeah we're good. Alright guys.
Dude that's on your body forever. Wow.
Is it?
That's a flow plane. Did it hurt? It's not too bad.
I just didn't want to take my pants off and the thing so that's why I moved the location.
What? Yeah yeah.
Oh the guy was explaining it to us and we just gave him the statues.
Hi.
Taren I got it all figured out. I got it all figured out.
I got a flow plane logo. Now we'll get more flow plane subs.
A reaction? That's disappointment. Yeah I've seen that look before.
From you? Well from my parents.
Absolutely.
You should have seen Taren's face. He was just like...
This is not your first events. He knows.
He must know. I'm sure he knows. Anyways thanks for the likes flow plane.
Company expense. It's kind of small though.
I knew you'd say that. Notice how I got the intonation just right?
Because I've heard it a lot of times.
What are you doing? You have to warn a person before you start recording though.
You're not going to say anything? I'm like waddling in here.
You're pregnant. Okay. Yeah no swearing.
Oh. See this is also why you can't film me.
Oh my gosh. What do you think? It's good.
It's just a little bloody. Well not bloody.
Inky. Yo flow plane.
Hell yeah. Okay. I thought you were going to put in a pyre with the rest of them.
I couldn't get my pants up and I didn't want to take my pants off.
That's such a golden reason. Thank you very much for watching this video.
I'm never doing this again so I'm never saying how many likes to like a video or anything like that.
How do you do outros for flow plane? I've never even seen an outro on a flow plane.
We have outros. There's an outro right now. Thanks for watching.
Appreciate you.