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enough for us club quarters we almost put the club dollars but we're Canadian our money doesn't really go as far down here it is currently Wednesday sometime I don't what time is it so it's about 4 30 in New York time and then they're gonna pick us up around 1045 tomorrow so that's about 7 a.m. our time which is gonna suck but you know what you got to go you got to do what you got to do for the things you are doing I lied lice and Yvonne are gonna have a night out together I think Luke and his girlfriend is also gonna probably spend time and so I think Sean and I try to figure out if we're gonna get food together or if we go to the friend's experience which I've told especially to everybody that's wanted to go it's gonna be a big waste of money we're gonna do it as friends and then I started seeing the theme song we're back and we got the food this is exactly an hour to get in terms of game walking there waiting a line but supposedly this is the best halal and I kind of wanted to try it I don't know what happened but a big chunk of black stuff came out of my sink that was probably the most gross thing I've seen from a hotel new room the view kind of sucks there used to be a blessing street out there now it's just darkness I don't know morning how do you feel in Linus feeling good feeling good are you nervous feeling a little less trapped than last time because last time I was personally involved in the selection of more of the items whereas this time there are items that I'll be presenting today that I haven't actually seen in person yet like I would I'm like I approved of them and like talk through them with the team and everything but like the the Bluetooth speaker slash it transforms into headphones thing I haven't actually like ever transformed it so on the stage I need to like smoothly transform it and I haven't tried it yet oh yeah yeah it's like seven hours until taping so I could sit and spend seven hours doing it a thousand times and become a master oh oh this is very awkward oh my god I'm I'm I've done do I've done do the vacuum that we're showing is very prototype so basically they have a crew here to make sure that when we do the rehearsal and like set up the demo that it works on the stairs that they have here oh it's one of the climbing ones that makes sense that makes sense those are crazy yeah nice no right now I just need to look at the the plan and then think a little bit and get on the Wi-Fi do things like that thank you though oh I'm okay yes you definitely need Wi-Fi oh right on the oh sick thanks wow this is crazy I got like a whole crew I don't even have to get up and get a Wi-Fi you've made it what do you do right now let us right now I'm just procrastinating I'm replying to easy emails instead of looking at the product plan now I will look at the product plan do you think replying to emails like a way to be less nervous so this year they actually gave us three rooms so this is a room that is our home base Chantalera hello organizing this shoot whole shoot for us yeah so this is the main room I'm just I'm just showing them showing the rooms you keep focusing I feel like a mom telling you do your work finish your homework first and then TV later and this is the second room with Luke pay me like one of your French girls Sammy I'm gonna leave now I'm gonna we're very nice this is like sort of size they have a taxidermy back what was that oh oh oh they have all these like apothecary vials we thought it was fitting because there's birds bird bird not of that means now it flies now but ours has a AC so whoa this is the best room and then we got third room right here and this one's kind of good brand room we got Robo rock here with their prototype prototype yes yeah it's a prototype vacuum that we're gonna show on this night show yes yeah what do you think of that lollipop it's originally look like you guys can figure out the details what you meant I spice is my favorite rapper I'm trying to come up with it's hard to lollipops have been so like fetishized at this point that it's hard to come up with like quips for the lollipop that are not kind of dirty it's like vibrating fun that you put in your mouth for the whole family you know everything everything I say about it sounds kind of dirty I mean last year you made the dick joke you know I did I mean yeah yeah that was your most viral clip yeah oh yeah have you looked down and be like a few inches could be nice oh yeah so yeah these are headphones we launched that CES so they work with normal headphones and it's that quick okay yeah you can change what the twist does as well so you can twist power down twist power up twist force twist on force cool that yeah that was a question what did you want to do with music because obviously we need sort of license musical license free music yeah so no my plan was we almost always use crab rave okay yeah so it's under the monster cat label okay we'll reach out we'll make sure everything's clear and it'll be a nice little nod to our audience beautiful how do we get you the song how do we get you the song oh that's easy um yeah just yeah so it'll connect to my phone and we'll just sort of do that or we connected to your Bluetooth thing TBD I was just kind of sitting here sort of figuring out what the sort of flow is gonna be yeah having it connected to mine might be more I don't you know what that's probably something that will figure out when we do our like pre-meeting and kind of you know run through how the tech demos are gonna work yeah and so that'll maybe the tonight show staff will have some insight on that because they they do this every day yeah sure and we got black and what I think I'd like to see both I mean I lean white yeah because it'll yeah pop maybe yeah exactly um but I can always throw both in the bag the ideas that I'm gonna have all of the tech demo items in my backpack so I'm kind of pulling them out one at a time so I could have like like I could pull one of them out and throw on headphones and go oh I'm sorry did you want did you want to listen to music too don't worry I got you and I go to hand up another pair of headphones and I go shoot just twisted that yeah now I won't be needing these yeah yeah yeah yeah so something like that I think we can kind of have a little bit of fun with the like subverting the expectations and how once you can speak a mode don't press the volume up okay got it do you think you're less nervous this year yeah I think I'm less nervous you seem less familiar with the products and there's more of them though I feel like there's more time crunch but less nerves yeah yeah let's focus yeah sorry no no you're good and you're cool with that image oh yeah great yeah that's just there just well be great okay so you have even two beats there of life yeah oh yeah that's awesome I don't see any additional software for managing the screen running I'm kind of wondering if there's something missing oh whoa whoa is this something they're doing in like a weird beta version of Armory crate so if Armory crate's not open is it not gonna work or like I haven't got any instructions for this yet this just went into Bluetooth pairing mode when I pulled it off and stopped working so I wonder if the software has not been configured in some way like I see a hotkey here that looks very related but when it was booting you weren't looking it said that it was trying to run an update and it failed and then it said don't worry it was gonna go backwards and undo it I mean that should be fine because theoretically exuse would have sent this to us and I'm working state theoretically is this one touchscreen too should be oh wait I've not it does look like a touchscreen I would I would also touch it it has six instances of the keyboard added to it so let's go ahead and remove them all this would seem to suggest that there's been pairing issues in the past so maybe that's related this and this is a prototype right so it's okay this is prototype AF brother how much you want to bet unknown devices couple five on it what were the other options before the screen can I see oh yeah for sure there's a USB-C connection oh yeah this may surprise you but I also have a cable so let's see what happens if I press this okay yeah I suspect whatever this this is a this is gotta be the hockey it's got a little like switch icon and two screens function that it's not doing anything which tells me that probably there's some software that's supposed to be on here for screen management that is not loading up for some reason no the keyboards connected so Bluetooth was just to get the keyboard to work when it wasn't docked because I thought maybe this function would be disabled while the keyboard is docked so they were running the same issue before I talked of any yeah so I'm going to give a suit to call and see what's going on Sasha's probably still awake right now it's midnight in Taipei yeah but I don't think I have his phone number Shawn it really does I will get him to figure it out so what's the issue it's the bottom screen so showing up and oh yeah yeah basically whatever they're using for like screen management I got I got to be honest with you though yeah I don't know if I care if you don't care I think I might be over it I think we might just do the Lenovo because we've already got so many products yeah as long as the robo rock comes through then I'm good we will make sure should we just we have them work on it anyway just in case because if the if the robo rock is still unsure then I mean I'll get Shawn to figure out how we can fix this up just in case okay yeah sure yeah yeah I'll handle that yeah all right thanks thank you they're like a special special charge for they gave you for this or anything they just gave us this cool art sounds a little insider for you guys so they want to use my backpack to showcase the robo rock welcome so I have to get my backpack now welcome back y'all how was your mic test it was good it was good we definitely have some minor details to figure out around sort of the smoothness of the demos but that's okay that's okay that'll be good the vacuum doesn't fit in my backpack unfortunately I'm surprised it even fit yeah that dressing room apparently where they're sending all the food so just like the food here for you guys okay thanks thank you okay what would you like I would like to not think about it for just a couple of seconds no no no no I'm fine I was just giving you just give me a second I'm feeling that this will make or break your entire presentation the concept of red ratio is something that a lot of people a lot of professional sandwich makers seem to struggle with bread is not the point of the sandwich bread is a vehicle by which the sandwich is brought to your mouth okay Sammy which one do you think is funny well I won't be able to live either I think but both are funny so it doesn't matter what what what whatever the joke I was just thinking about like when when I'm talking about CES like it kind of funny to talk like the main theme is kind of crappy AI and like crappy humanoid robots so I was saying I think it'd be funny if I said something like so the bad news is they're gonna take our jobs but the good news is we won't be around to see it and I was saying that you know is it because the robots killed us or because it's so long from now that we're gonna be dead by them I took it that ladder I mean so the first time like yeah I thought a lot of well I think however people interpret it it doesn't really matter and honestly like I like I like jokes that leave it up to your own interpretation what the punchline is a little bit yeah so I kind of want to do I kind of want to do something like that it's challenging because the like it's not a scripted format but obviously I have in my head some of the things I want to say obviously I know what products I'm gonna talk about and then obviously you know Jimmy's a pro he has some idea probably of what he kind of wants to say and then we just have to kind of dance around it a little bit right so I just what I'm trying to do is be prepared for whatever direction he might go with things if he thinks something's really cool I want to kind of have okay well then I kind of want to lead it this way and then if he thinks something's kind of lame then I want to be like oh but hold on hold on wait for this you know so just trying to be prepared that's not scripted Lucy scripted but I think that's fair for everything like every I think whenever people see like oh it's unscripted there's slight scripted because everyone in their head mentally will think about things they want to say and stuff yeah like I've like I've seen like I've seen things that are just like oh yeah this movie wasn't scripted yeah it's like brother so what you're saying is like you didn't tell you know a generational talent like Robin Williams exactly what line to say but that doesn't mean that you didn't like have a rough idea of what the plot was gonna be you know yeah lioness is rehearsing I'm just practicing like how to because I don't want to I want to touch the lollipop and then like handed to him yes but I'm just kind of like practicing how I want to get it out you kind of well it's a little suggestive here put this vibrating thing in your mouth Jim it vibrates oh well yeah okay so then I pull that and then I'll I'll stash it next to the coach I mean hey that's not a bad thing to say like here it's not weird sure I'll probably get him to kind of reposition it in his mouth because there's certain spots where it sounds better like if you bite on it at the back of your teeth whereas if it's just like on the roof of your mouth yeah it makes me sense because the teeth will probably yeah like oh I can hear it by which slightly yeah if I like weird shot that's weird kicking my typing no no I thought it was a funny typo everyone they vacuum robot vacuums do all the things we don't like it said vacuuming moping I was like that'd be pretty funny like vacuuming moping about the house wandering aimlessly it's kind of what they seem like they're doing sometimes hello I've gotten the task for blindness we need to add the lioness selfie face on the wide laptop oh in the in the side yeah okay on the on the on the second slide not the first let me text me yeah do we have it they have it but I can I can get their staff to add it do you have the file no so we need download the phone everything okay it's isn't the is it like the meme face yeah the like sad face no the meme face yeah okay yeah the selfie fun we about two hours till showtime no oh I'll just say you're chilling but no he's reacting to other video comments right now yeah we just posted how does LMG spend money and so I'm just seeing what people are saying about it it's a pretty risky content piece for us to be honest and then when we get closer to showtime I'm gonna dial in and memorize the model numbers of the products I forget what the vacuums called again Lenovo is Legion pro rollable concept yeah and then this is just lollipop star I don't think I have to remember is right in time it's right on the package yeah the brand the lava brand anchor something I'm not gonna bother with that sorry was it seros yeah air seros seros seros roper roper roper seros rover I think that's right yeah this is why I need her to memorize the model number of my vacuum it was a lot and that you like looking stuff up for you and everything oh yeah he found that stuff yeah she definitely had to be here for work you see that in such a way that it sounds like well no it's just for tax it what it was purposes she had that writing all of your notes and script you were and no one else could have done it nobody else did that's true that's true I didn't I just had washed I was chewing your ARM we need that too yeah moral support is truly the best kind of support I do think you should get started sooner because they'll probably call each of the dressing room and you don't want to get called away before you have a chance to go through all true if I just get prepared early and then you'll be extra no because then I won't remember anymore you underestimate my ability to forget between now and when I go on stage this is someone who studies all early and this was actually I am the ultimate procrastinator I remember doing amazing short-term memory I remember doing flashcards with her for like you know dozens and dozens of drugs and all different dosages well for like a get any given test though like so we'd go through like 50 100 150 drugs and you have to know the name the dosage what it's for what it is to be what it can't be taken with and I'm just like and we go through that she knows like none of them and we go through it a few times and she just like knows them and then she just like stores it in her brain and then she just like wraps it out onto the page for the test and then remembers because well the thing is you only have to remember it like a bit because you have all your reference materials when you're on the pharmacy well it's just not fast I think when you're actually working the pharmacy it's different too because at that point you're immersed in it it's like everyday life yeah like I I'm seeing this drug come in every time I'm counseling people and what it's for every single time so after the short-term cramming it becomes long-term memory storage yeah okay okay it's been a really long time now I'm not immersed in it anymore I can still tell you that's a fantasy yeah it's for ADHD well yeah you would know that being married to someone who needs it and cut I brought pink peach frost featuring ice spikes she's my favorite rapper Luke what did you just what did you just do to that laptop well I couldn't record I tried to make it so that when you extended the screen it would reveal a Linus face but I think is that also a prototype yeah but does it everything we have basically so there was a couple things that were just being a little touchy about it and I was just like you know what I'm just gonna leave it as is we tried to show the desktop icons to potentially just have like a thumbnail of an icon of the Linus face and unchecking show desktop icons removed the entire background and I was just like oh man okay I'm just gonna set this back to what it was we're just gonna leave it alone yeah we're like oh my god the whole shows room yeah we also the the joke that we were trying to make was that the Linus face was just in the last like the the last little extension but the last extension of the screen is like an inch yeah so it wasn't really enough space other than to just talk one thumbnail and if it's just the thumbnail it's like I don't think the joke necessarily lands properly and it might just be kind of distracting and stuff so we didn't bother do it but if we had time if we could have thought of something that like would have revealed on the first update and been like kind of interesting and then been really funny when it increases size by a certain amount that would have I think landed really well but yeah I think theoretically we could have changed the wallpaper even like give a whole new wallpaper but I didn't like it would have been way too much ever for like a five second joke yeah especially when Linus isn't ready for it yeah yeah okay it just looks a little less flat now a little bit okay it is a little less flat thank you bye enjoy your washroom bye honey I stink I know but it's worse than you made it up to be you made it sound like it might not be that bad do you think they have any like spray on deodorant can I put somebody on a mission to find spray on deodorant yeah I'll find it okay how you doing my friend I'm good yeah no actually not too bad we've got new travel arrangements that make this sort of thing a little bit easier okay good cs is is it getting longer or is it I left early oh yeah you did your work and yeah for like the first time ever I think I came home early I tried to surprise her but she actually went into the office because she thought I wasn't gonna be home so I went home and I was like honey I'm home surprised it's an empty house I saw there was like a lot of like a robot toilet that calls people I didn't want to feature anything like that even if we could because we have a lot of concerns about the privacy and like what an insurance company might do with information about your poops before you know about it kind of thing like can you imagine you I'm just sorry it took so long because they got back to me right away last time we loved you and they were like oh yeah we'd love to do it again I was like oh yeah we'd love to do it again and then everyone got busy yeah life happens yeah so come see you next week oh as long as it's not see you next Tuesday rover from robo rock okay main beats that I want to hit show time okay t-shirt hiding things good luck Linus um oh thank you the laptop demo didn't work I think I figured it out we had it in the backpack so that it could like I could pull it out of my backpack I think it got too hot I think the motors probably have some kind of thermal protection on them that expand the laptop screen and so that's why no amount of rebooting it or anything changed to the outcome and then immediately after I walked back stage I pressed it and it worked because it had been outside with the cooling fans going yeah I mean I think that you had a good save but it's a prototype as well so it's like but it is very frustrating yeah because like I basically went into complete panic what do I do now mode because I had sort of intended for like him to use the LTT screwdriver to like press the button for the second stage of the expansion and that was going to be like how I got into that it was going to be funny um and instead it's just like here's my shaft but the shaft joke saved it though yeah you do what you can with the shaft joke I think it's still funny overall though we're actually cracking up a lot here okay yeah I think people are gonna enjoy it is it was the beginning awkward again no it was not awkward it was because he didn't ask you about what you saw there and you went into it anyway you went script mode for a little bit he asked you specifically what did you bring like he skipped all of that yeah okay that's my bad what'd you bring ces had a lot of robots yeah they're well they'll probably cut it I think it'll be fine yeah that is gonna be great fortunately the the lollipop bit was great yeah yeah you got out of script mode pretty fast but you were technically in it yeah the good thing about the lollipop thing is also it went way over time wise so they're gonna be able to dive into that interaction between marcello and jimmy with the laptop so yeah it just sucks because yeah I don't think your like I think the flow will be fine without the laptop it just sucks because the laptop is visually really cool yeah that was like my that was like my wow factor one I mean the robot's cool too the that came but the the laptop was really the right way oh yeah they might they might get some pretty cool b-roll there too right I don't I don't think I was just gonna cut it that was the only thing that was like real like tech tech like your tech I don't know what this is but oh whatever it is we shouldn't be showing it oh ow okay that's pretty funny I promise thanks for watching guys hopefully this Floatplane exclusive went better than my demo of that expanding screen laptop do you have on camera yet that I think I figured out what happened yeah yeah okay it happens tech demos man it's a miracle the first time went this well so at least now I'm batten 500 which in the majors is pretty good"}