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Twitter is continuing its ill-advised rebranding as X

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with a mixed degree of success. I'm James Shrive, this is TechLinked

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and the iconic dictionary-changing tweet has been renamed to the utterly generic post.

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Very Zuckerbergian. Similarly, the once-free-to-use tweet deck

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is now available as X-Pro. Not to be confused with X-Pro MIT's online learning program,

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X-Pro the Chinese dirt bike brand, X-Pro the crypto token,

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X-Pro the laptop, or X-Pro the photographic technique,

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otherwise known as cross-processing. While X was initially unable to change its name

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on the Apple App Store due to having fewer than two characters,

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Apple has now made an exception, inflicting the rebranding on iPhone users everywhere.

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Last week, Elon Musk tried and failed to remove the Twitter sign from X headquarters

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without a permit. Musk having learned exactly nothing,

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then had workers erect a giant flashing X on the roof,

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directly facing a residential building across the street. It too has been removed at X Corpse expense.

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Worry not, Musk fans, because X has introduced its hottest new feature to date,

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the ability to hide the blue check mark indicating that you actually paid for this tomfoolery

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like the scarlet letter it is. Shame is a feature, not a bug.

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A recently declassified report revealed that U.S. intelligence agencies

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are purchasing large amounts of sensitive and intimate information

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that could be used to facilitate blackmail if it fell into the wrong hands,

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raising the question of whether shadowy government spies

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should be described as the right hands. Depends, how soft are they?

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Now, new legislation proposed by Congress would restrict all government agencies

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from purchasing data from private vendors that would otherwise require a warrant to obtain.

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The government agency most displeased with the news is exactly the one you'd expect,

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the Fish and Wildlife Service. Actually, it's the NSA.

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Representatives of the NSA have apparently reached out

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to lawmakers to express concerns that these legal changes could restrict their ability

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to conduct mass surveillance on U.S. citizens without having to convince a judge first.

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To be fair, NSA lawyers have reportedly created

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extensive internal guidelines for the collection of commercially available data.

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And I tell you what they are, but they're classified.

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The cyberspace administration of China or CAC

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has proposed regulations that would dramatically curtail internet use

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among the country's miners. 16 to 18-year-olds get two hours per day,

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one hour if you're eight to 16, and users under eight get just eight minutes.

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Combine that with forbidding any miners from internet usage between the hours of 10 p.m. and 6 a.m.

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And I'm guessing someone high in the Chinese government is tired of being woken up by their toddler's

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blasting baby shark at 3 a.m. in the morning. I know I am.

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In an official statement, the CAC said, the regulations are to help miners reduce internet addiction

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and the influence of bad information. I'm just gonna carefully sidestep over the latter point,

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like the landmine it is, and focus on the addiction part of that statement.

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In the past, China has also cracked down on online gaming addiction by restricting miners

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to an hour a day on Fridays, weekends, and public holidays.

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Kids aren't the only ones upset. Tencent and ByteDance are some of the many tech firms

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whose stocks have dropped since the announcement. Won't someone think of the billion-dollar corporations?

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Quick, someone do a TikTok about it. The quick bits have been inside you all along.

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So you better cough and back up before I start the Heimlich maneuver.

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It's crotch to buns. Apple has announced it will now be requiring developers

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submitting their apps to the Apple Store to justify their use of certain APIs

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in an attempt to quash certain forms of user tracking.

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The concern here is that some developers might be misusing these tools as a loophole

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to get away with fingerprinting users, as in attempting to create unique identifiers for users

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or their devices without permission. It's like getting fingerprinted in real life,

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except it lacks the rare opportunity to feel a police officer hold your hand, but gently.

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Oh, Officer Brian. The way he rolled it across the pad.

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Let's share a donut later. A new Android malware called Cherry Bloss

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can steal user credentials using optical character recognition

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and is inside at least four apps available to download

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from sites promoting get-rich-quick schemes.

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If a user infected with Cherry Bloss opens a legitimate cryptocurrency service,

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the malware or overlay a window that mimics the app,

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snap a photo when you enter your credentials, and then use optical character recognition

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to recognize the displayed text and give it to the attacker.

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If you feel misled by those get-rich-quick schemes, they weren't lying to you.

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They just never specified who was getting rich.

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Today, Twitch announced that it will be expanding its ban on gambling live streams

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to two additional online casinos and prohibiting promotion of CSGO skin gambling sites,

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claiming that gambling viewership has dropped by around 75%

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since it implemented its new policy last October. This coincides with a survey

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from YouTuber Hongon Ganga or something that suggests over 70% of CSGO skin gamblers

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start before they're the age of 18. He also created a new Steam account

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and accessed unregistered casinos without ever passing an age gate.

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Under the username I'm14BTW,

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maybe they knew he was lying? After losing contact with Voyager 2 last month,

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NASA finally reconnected with the probe this Tuesday. The silence started when a wrong command tilted

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the Voyager 2's antenna away from Earth, preventing it from receiving additional instructions

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or sending any data back. Or maybe NASA said something hurtful

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and Voyager 2 just needed some time for itself. But what more does it need?

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We've already given it space, 12.3 billion miles of it.

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We're trying to make this work here. Semiconductor manufacturer Infineon

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will soon offer biodegradable circuit boards that dissolve in hot water,

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making them not just recyclable, but compostable too. But worry not,

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your computer is not likely to decompose on a humid summer day in Delhi.

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The soluboard needs to be immersed in near boiling water for half an hour

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before it starts to delaminate. Face it, if you're regularly steeping your motherboard

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like a forgotten teabag, your warranty is pretty much toast anyways.

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Gotta be in there for at least 60 minutes to get the full flavor. Steeped.

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And tea and toast sounds like a perfect snack for when you come back on Friday for more tech news.

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Just don't spill it on anything.
