WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:05.200 The Floatplane Exclusive has to get 3,000 likes, and I'm going to get an eyebrow slit after. 00:00:05.200 --> 00:00:12.880 I don't want to do this, you don't want to do this. If you want to do this, I'm down. I've never shaved a head, I'll do it. I don't mean I want someone else to do it. 00:00:15.920 --> 00:00:19.600 My goodness, that was not the point. You should probably be world-two, Sammy. 00:00:19.600 --> 00:00:21.920 You want to do it? I trust you. 00:00:23.840 --> 00:00:27.840 I've never done this in my life. You trust me? And you never worn a beard that long in your life. 00:00:27.920 --> 00:00:32.240 All right. Holy s**t, brother. What does star with a hairline mean? Start up here. 00:00:36.480 --> 00:00:40.800 Should we clear away other stuff? I'm fine if you try to actually style it. You don't have to go 00:00:40.800 --> 00:00:45.120 straight bald. Oh, that's not the anyway. If you want to go straight bald, we can. 00:00:45.120 --> 00:00:50.800 What does style it mean? I don't know. Do a lower taper fade. Straight bald is the only style we know. 00:00:52.880 --> 00:00:55.920 I was under the impression that you were going to go full bald. Maybe we should discuss this. 00:00:55.920 --> 00:00:59.920 I have a nasty headphone dent. Oh, we could do like Mohawk. 00:01:01.200 --> 00:01:04.800 I could do a Mohawk probably. It might not be the straightest in the world. 00:01:06.800 --> 00:01:12.560 What do you want? I appreciate you. It's anything for content. Listen, as long as I get 25% of the likes on this video, I'll take it. 00:01:15.760 --> 00:01:22.160 This seems silly. I agree. Are you sure you don't want to like put on a hat? 00:01:22.160 --> 00:01:25.840 Nope. I mean, I will have a hat. If it's really bad, I will just put on a hat. 00:01:26.640 --> 00:01:28.720 There's always a safety. There's always a fallback. 00:01:30.240 --> 00:01:31.920 I feel very bad. Yeah, you should. 00:01:35.840 --> 00:01:42.880 If you're that hesitant on it, we cannot do it. Well, I'm like, how are you going to feel about this? Does this seem fun because like for the memes? 00:01:42.880 --> 00:01:48.000 Or are you like, I don't really want to do this, but I'm doing it because I have to. I was going to cut my hair in about two weeks anyways. 00:01:48.000 --> 00:01:50.880 To what though? This will be a bald Mohawk. 00:01:52.640 --> 00:01:57.760 Probably with uneven lines on the side. I have not gotten bald since grade three. 00:01:59.520 --> 00:02:03.200 Yeah. How do you feel? I don't know. Okay, then let's go for it. 00:02:03.200 --> 00:02:06.400 Okay. I'm fine doing it. I just don't want you to be like upset. 00:02:06.400 --> 00:02:10.480 Let's go for it. I'm not going to be upset. Just commit to it and I won't be upset. All right. Go, go, go, go, go, go. 00:02:11.440 --> 00:02:20.640 I see David laughing at the corner. 00:02:23.360 --> 00:02:27.440 Is it like straight to the skin? It's probably straight to the skin. What do you, what do you think is going to be? 00:02:27.440 --> 00:02:30.560 I don't know. Maybe I thought maybe he was giving me a number two on the sides. 00:02:30.560 --> 00:02:34.800 No, no. I have one, one setting on this. 00:02:34.800 --> 00:02:40.800 I think the regret has now set in. You're committed. That's okay. It's a little too late to change it now. 00:02:41.440 --> 00:02:45.440 Out there, there's a reality where I didn't. I'm not going to lie. What I've done so far is like kind of sick. 00:02:45.440 --> 00:02:48.800 This thing is like that trendy, it's like- I'm like kind of down with it so far. 00:02:48.800 --> 00:02:53.200 Sure. That makes me feel way better because I can't see anything right now. 00:02:53.200 --> 00:02:56.560 I didn't invent that name. The game all it, it's like the- It's an actual like style? 00:02:56.560 --> 00:02:59.680 Yeah. Okay. The back of your hair is probably not quite long enough. 00:02:59.680 --> 00:03:02.960 But it's a trendy look. It's expected, David. Let me know. 00:03:04.240 --> 00:03:07.600 What do you think? Like come, come look around. Come look around the side. Well, you're doing a great job. 00:03:08.960 --> 00:03:12.480 She's laughed, she laughed, she laughed. Oh God. 00:03:13.360 --> 00:03:16.240 I don't know if this is the right time to say it. I've never cut anyone's hair in my entire life. 00:03:17.680 --> 00:03:21.120 I've never even cut my own hair. It looks professional. Oh, does it? 00:03:21.120 --> 00:03:25.520 Does it? All right. It's like kind of sick. I've never had a doubt. Oh, it's really cold on the right side of my head. 00:03:25.520 --> 00:03:28.880 I think yeah, you should do the sides and let's see if we like it. And then we'll evaluate from there. 00:03:28.880 --> 00:03:32.160 Yeah, sure. Yeah. And my other problem is we talked about this earlier. 00:03:32.160 --> 00:03:36.480 I am not ambidextrous. Doing the other side of his head is going to be very hard. Look, just go around this way. 00:03:37.760 --> 00:03:42.720 I'll turn Elijah and then you go here. 00:03:42.720 --> 00:03:45.440 And then you might want to swing. Oh. Yeah, whatever works for you. 00:03:50.880 --> 00:03:52.000 Just come around here, come around here. 00:03:55.360 --> 00:03:58.320 Yeah, I know. Just come there, point this way. 00:03:59.760 --> 00:04:03.200 Film. Oh no, I'm over main camera. Oh. 00:04:03.200 --> 00:04:06.720 Yeah, yeah, not my camera. Well, then everything I said is stupid. 00:04:06.720 --> 00:04:10.000 No, no, no, you're going to be good. Yeah, you're going to see a full shot. 00:04:10.000 --> 00:04:13.840 And all the behind the scenes stuff, make a full, full plan and check it out. 00:04:13.840 --> 00:04:19.920 If you want to see the full, you know, uncut version of me brutalizing Elijah's hair, 00:04:20.720 --> 00:04:24.720 check it out on Flow Play. And all the other behind the scenes content. 00:04:24.720 --> 00:04:28.640 Oh yeah, all the other behind the scenes content. LMG.gg slash Flow Play. 00:04:28.640 --> 00:04:32.560 Sorry, I'm a little focused right now. But yeah, check it out. I appreciate him being focused. 00:04:32.960 --> 00:04:36.720 I'm trying to make this, like, actually not horrible. I need to... 00:04:36.720 --> 00:04:39.920 Hold on. Oh, that's not... Shut the f**k up, Sammy. 00:04:43.520 --> 00:04:47.840 Oh, how do you do both of these? You are the greatest part. What? Didn't tell my wife this was happening. 00:04:48.880 --> 00:04:52.080 That is actually pretty cool. I'm going to get home. She's going to be like... 00:04:52.080 --> 00:04:55.920 I heard that's a good strategy if you don't want issues at home. 00:04:55.920 --> 00:04:58.480 It's better to ask... Not communicate with your spouse. 00:04:59.120 --> 00:05:02.480 If communication is really overrated... Thank for forgiveness instead of ask for permission. 00:05:02.480 --> 00:05:04.480 That's what I always say. Yeah, that's a great idea. 00:05:07.120 --> 00:05:10.480 Okay, I did more. Yeah, record. 00:05:12.400 --> 00:05:15.920 Oh, no, no, she's not working now. I actually can't call her. Sorry, turn this way. 00:05:16.640 --> 00:05:19.600 Okay. This is like what a barber does, grabs my chin. Yeah, I'm used to this. 00:05:24.080 --> 00:05:27.920 I just got really nauseous to my stomach. I think it just... I think it all just set in. 00:05:28.720 --> 00:05:32.160 I feel the cold air on both sides of my face right now. 00:05:32.160 --> 00:05:35.760 And I'm like, oh. I tried. 00:05:35.760 --> 00:05:38.800 I tried multiple times to shut this down. Yeah. 00:05:39.440 --> 00:05:43.280 But you know what? Now I don't care. Anything for content. 00:05:43.280 --> 00:05:45.440 You spent all my cares. Anything for content. 00:05:47.680 --> 00:05:51.920 Hey, Java, if you want to send part of that check right to my address, that'd be really cool. 00:05:52.800 --> 00:05:55.920 Go check out java.gg. Got more. 00:05:56.640 --> 00:05:58.800 I'll sell locks of my hair on their website. 00:06:00.320 --> 00:06:03.920 Hair and bath water? Listen, bath water is king. 00:06:04.800 --> 00:06:06.800 That was actually what leaked earlier that I was telling you about. 00:06:08.320 --> 00:06:11.840 I assumed. I actually did. I'm not even kidding. 00:06:12.800 --> 00:06:16.880 What do you think? It's amazing. Is it? Let's check the symmetry. 00:06:17.600 --> 00:06:20.240 Yeah, the symmetry is what I'm worried about right now. Wow, yes. 00:06:22.080 --> 00:06:26.560 How am I doing? Yeah, not bad. You look like, it looks like you went higher on this side a little bit. 00:06:26.560 --> 00:06:31.760 So I have to go higher here? Just a little. Okay, that's what I was thinking. Yeah, I'm just trying to be very gradual on this side. 00:06:31.760 --> 00:06:34.800 Yeah, it's gradual this guy. I'd rather you do more cuts that are smaller 00:06:34.800 --> 00:06:36.320 instead of just, you know, make it. 00:06:37.840 --> 00:06:42.240 Wow, you blinded me. Sorry, I've never been this hands on with another man's hair. 00:06:42.240 --> 00:06:46.960 So it's kind of nice. I should have used this to stick it on your face. 00:06:48.080 --> 00:06:53.200 Okay, use this as the beard. No, I should have. So the gap, the gap back here mostly is sweet. 00:06:53.200 --> 00:06:57.440 Yeah, things have changed a little bit. I'm giving Young Mike a buzz. 00:06:58.560 --> 00:07:01.520 Young. That's his name. Perfect. 00:07:02.880 --> 00:07:07.120 Okay, so the gap was, it was more back here right now. Back hair is like calming my hair. 00:07:07.120 --> 00:07:11.200 That's like 30 centimeters. Just a little. Perfect, perfect. Just slowly calibrate. 00:07:11.200 --> 00:07:14.560 I just want to say whatever the result of this, I did actually try. 00:07:14.560 --> 00:07:18.160 Oh, I'm not saying you didn't try. And so far everyone hearing everyone's reaction, 00:07:18.160 --> 00:07:22.720 I'm actually kind of confident. But that you guys could all be absolutely flubbing this up and like, 00:07:23.440 --> 00:07:26.560 Luke's doing a good job. Like it's, I have faith. 00:07:26.560 --> 00:07:30.320 Yeah. Oh my God, that's a lot of hair. 00:07:30.320 --> 00:07:33.920 There's more. That's just half of it. Oh, I just saw him walk by. 00:07:33.920 --> 00:07:36.240 Okay, correct. Could I get a, yeah. 00:07:38.800 --> 00:07:42.560 Just a little bit more. A little bit more, got it. But honestly, follow your heart. 00:07:42.560 --> 00:07:46.560 It's looking really good. I'll keep all the hair around. We can get a shot. 00:07:46.560 --> 00:07:48.960 My heart is distracted. I'm thinking about computers. 00:07:50.480 --> 00:07:54.000 If we win Scrapyard Wars, it's worth it. I can have that. What if you lose? 00:07:57.200 --> 00:07:58.800 I don't think I can say that joke on camera. 00:08:02.400 --> 00:08:03.600 Can you stop recording? No, I'm scared. 00:08:06.640 --> 00:08:08.720 Yo, Steve, will they let us sell hair on Java? 00:08:09.680 --> 00:08:13.200 Um, I can ask them. Cool. Let's sell locks of my SPF hair. 00:08:13.200 --> 00:08:16.880 I feel like a hazard. What do you mean a hazard? 00:08:19.760 --> 00:08:22.880 You got, you got, you got, what do they call, lice bro? You got lice? 00:08:23.680 --> 00:08:27.840 We're shipping lice worldwide. I can actually tell you right now, confidently, that you do not have lice. 00:08:27.840 --> 00:08:29.840 Let's go. I would be able to see. 00:08:31.760 --> 00:08:35.200 It's very cold in here. My head is not used to being, 00:08:35.200 --> 00:08:38.720 I don't think I've ever gone this. Oh, I see slight reflection in the picture. 00:08:38.720 --> 00:08:41.920 Can I get another check? Yeah. Okay, so I'll look here. Yo, fact check. 00:08:41.920 --> 00:08:44.880 Community health. Nice. Okay, turn this way. 00:08:45.760 --> 00:08:49.120 Yeah. Yeah. You think we should just keep this? 00:08:49.120 --> 00:08:52.640 Do you think that's enough? I kind of, it's pretty dramatic. 00:08:52.640 --> 00:08:54.400 I feel like it might be. She's laughing. No. 00:08:56.640 --> 00:09:01.840 That's not a good sign. No, it's not. That's not a good sign. 00:09:04.800 --> 00:09:07.520 Why are you laughing? No, it looks so good. Does it? 00:09:08.400 --> 00:09:11.920 Yeah, we can, like, yeah, you can style it up this way or whatever. I think it needs to be styled up. 00:09:11.920 --> 00:09:14.240 Yeah, it's cute. I really like it. I think it needs to be styled up. Yeah. 00:09:15.280 --> 00:09:17.280 Have you ever thought about shaving your eyebrows? 00:09:18.880 --> 00:09:22.160 What? Because some people like the no eyebrows. Yeah, that's trendy now. 00:09:22.160 --> 00:09:26.320 I know. Slit, slit. We're not doing an eyebrow slit. All please. We're not doing an eyebrow slit. 00:09:26.320 --> 00:09:29.680 I could do a slit on you. I could do a slit on you for sure. Sorry, I'm trying to get some of the- 00:09:29.680 --> 00:09:34.000 It looks pretty cool. The Floatplane Exclusive has to get 3,000 likes. 00:09:34.000 --> 00:09:38.400 Do we have gel? And we'll get an eyebrow slit after. Like, actually, do we have gel? Because I think keeping it up. 00:09:38.400 --> 00:09:41.600 Yeah, yeah. Like, I don't know if we have. Like, if we, like, look at it. 00:09:41.600 --> 00:09:44.880 Think about it that way. It's actually pretty sweet, yeah. 00:09:44.880 --> 00:09:48.720 Yeah. That's bright. Off, Sammy. Stop laughing. I'll go ask Riley. 00:09:50.880 --> 00:09:54.160 Do you want to see it? I can go see. You know what? 00:09:54.160 --> 00:09:58.080 I'm actually like- I think you can rock it for sure. I think if it goes up, 00:09:58.080 --> 00:10:01.440 right now how it's styled is not perfect. But even if you don't style it up, 00:10:01.440 --> 00:10:04.960 if you don't end up styling it up, it's kind of cool. I want someone to spin it up. 00:10:04.960 --> 00:10:06.880 Oh, spin. Spin me. 00:10:12.880 --> 00:10:17.040 It's pretty cool. I tried. I tried. 00:10:17.040 --> 00:10:20.640 No, I'm confident. I'm not. Oh, it's so short. 00:10:22.800 --> 00:10:26.240 You know, it could be funny if people react to it, but he doesn't know what it looks like yet. 00:10:27.440 --> 00:10:30.400 So you don't want me to go look? Can you turn around now? Now that you're standing? 00:10:31.280 --> 00:10:35.680 Yeah, it's decently even. Yeah. Yeah. I do, I do really think it needs to go up. 00:10:35.680 --> 00:10:38.560 Styling like up. I do, yeah, I'm pretty, 00:10:39.520 --> 00:10:41.520 because it flops over the- It looks like an airplane. 00:10:42.960 --> 00:10:47.840 No, no, no, no. No, let's get attention. 00:10:47.840 --> 00:10:51.040 Always. Like all the extra hair. 00:10:51.040 --> 00:10:53.120 Holy cow, it's so short. I can feel it. 00:10:54.800 --> 00:10:58.480 I'm jealous. Yeah? Well, monetize my haircut. I can do yours. 00:10:58.480 --> 00:11:01.520 Yeah, I know. Yeah, he's not competing. No one knows him. 00:11:01.520 --> 00:11:04.960 Haircuts for all. Let's just turn it to haircut worse. 00:11:06.080 --> 00:11:07.200 And we're building a PC. 00:11:10.640 --> 00:11:14.880 I don't know if it looks good, but it looks like- Are we doing a tattoo still? It looks like you meant it don't exist. 00:11:14.880 --> 00:11:18.240 What does that say? I don't want it to- This is RIP. Okay, good. I don't want it to be like, 00:11:18.240 --> 00:11:21.600 white people can't read this or something. No, you know what? 00:11:21.600 --> 00:11:25.200 Let me just screw it up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 00:11:25.200 --> 00:11:28.320 Is it okay if we can get your reactions for this back pepper? Yeah, yeah, totally. 00:11:29.120 --> 00:11:32.880 Oh, I don't want to. I do, I do think he should, he should style it and then- 00:11:32.880 --> 00:11:36.240 So much. Yeah, I tried to help get it out, but it's a little woven in there. 00:11:37.280 --> 00:11:43.360 I think you did a great job. Thanks. I can feel, oh my God. 00:11:44.480 --> 00:11:47.840 I don't think it's, no, I have no doubts. It's just, I have not had- 00:11:47.840 --> 00:11:50.960 I would have doubts. I have not had- I would be doubting. What the hell? 00:11:53.840 --> 00:11:56.480 I have not had hair this short since grade three. 00:11:57.040 --> 00:11:59.760 So like 17 years. 00:12:00.960 --> 00:12:06.320 Dude, you got speed on the side, party on the top and back. I think you can rock it like a hundred percent. 00:12:07.040 --> 00:12:10.640 Hey Robert. Hello. How you doing? I'm okay. 00:12:10.640 --> 00:12:13.120 How are you? Oh, great. Why are you saying it like that? 00:12:14.720 --> 00:12:17.920 Oh my God. Oh my God. 00:12:17.920 --> 00:12:21.040 What happened? He hasn't seen it yet. 00:12:21.040 --> 00:12:23.200 Sorry. Does it look good? 00:12:25.280 --> 00:12:29.760 It's a look. It's a statement. Yeah, I got- 00:12:29.760 --> 00:12:31.840 Wow. You know who cut it? And then there's- 00:12:32.880 --> 00:12:37.360 Oh God. So, you, you lost some hair. 00:12:37.840 --> 00:12:40.640 Along the sides. He gained some hair. I got this one on each side. 00:12:46.560 --> 00:12:48.960 It is so much worse than I thought. 00:12:49.680 --> 00:12:53.440 Every single one of you was like, it's fine. I look like a meth addict on this side. 00:12:53.440 --> 00:12:56.800 What? Are you- Chris, I think it's work. 00:12:56.800 --> 00:13:00.000 Dude, my wife is gonna f***ing kill me. Yeah. 00:13:02.080 --> 00:13:03.120 Why didn't you do better? 00:13:05.360 --> 00:13:08.160 I can shave the rest off, no problem. Just let me know. 00:13:08.800 --> 00:13:11.280 That's what you committed to, right? We can shave the rest off. 00:13:12.320 --> 00:13:14.080 Cut that, cut that from the video. Nope. 00:13:16.720 --> 00:13:18.480 How did we put a tattoo on you? Yeah, one. 00:13:19.840 --> 00:13:24.240 That's all you need. Oh wow. I don't feel very convincing right now. 00:13:24.240 --> 00:13:28.640 That looks good. But I think with that- That's it? Yeah. I can't tell if you're serious or not. 00:13:28.640 --> 00:13:31.680 I'm serious. I think you're f***ing f***ing good. It doesn't look that bad. 00:13:31.680 --> 00:13:35.360 Did you grab the- Did you grab the gel? No, I didn't yet. Okay, I'll grab that for you. 00:13:35.760 --> 00:13:37.920 Let's uh- Blindness is ready. 00:13:40.080 --> 00:13:43.760 He's breaking character. He's breaking character. Ready, guys? Okay. 00:13:43.760 --> 00:13:45.440 Told me if you don't have anything nice to say. 00:13:48.240 --> 00:13:50.720 Do you know who cut it? I assume Luke. Yeah. 00:13:53.840 --> 00:13:56.320 Everyone else said it was mine. Why did you assume? Why did you assume? 00:13:57.040 --> 00:14:00.800 Cause I asked her cause it's bad. I just heard you guys laughing at me. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 00:14:00.800 --> 00:14:04.320 Hi Flo Plain. We are about to get my wife's reaction. 00:14:04.400 --> 00:14:06.240 I just got home. It's almost 9 p.m. 00:14:08.240 --> 00:14:09.520 Let's see what she thinks of the haircut. 00:14:13.440 --> 00:14:15.600 Hi. You can look now. 00:14:17.600 --> 00:14:19.520 You don't want to? No. 00:14:21.040 --> 00:14:24.480 I don't think it's as bad as you think it is. It's probably not. 00:14:24.480 --> 00:14:27.440 I'm just kind of scared you're gonna look like every guy I went to high school with. 00:14:34.640 --> 00:14:42.640 You look like a rejected future drama character. 00:14:55.040 --> 00:14:58.160 I mean, you look handsome, handsome. I love you. Wow. 00:14:58.160 --> 00:14:58.880 Look at it. 00:15:02.320 --> 00:15:04.880 There you go, Flo Plain. There's the haircut. 00:15:06.560 --> 00:15:14.160 What are your thoughts? Not a brain cell in there.