{"video_id":"fp_rINtYKLond","title":"FP Exclusive: April Fools' 2022 Outtakes [Explicit]","channel":"FP Exclusives","show":"FP Exclusives","published_at":"2022-04-01T22:45:00.022Z","duration_s":538,"segments":[{"start_s":0.0,"end_s":3.24,"text":"All right, April Fool's Infinite Segway.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":3.24,"end_s":4.28,"text":"Let's get some cheese.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":6.48,"end_s":7.48,"text":"Smells good.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":11.68,"end_s":14.76,"text":"See like, oh man, like I wanted it to like,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":14.76,"end_s":16.08,"text":"I wanted it to be like,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":17.76,"end_s":23.48,"text":"that's hot, I don't even feel it. Yeah, I think it spread a lot of its heat into the chassis.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":25.96,"end_s":32.52,"text":"Yeah. 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Let's get some cheese. Smells good. See like, oh man, like I wanted it to like, I wanted it to be like, that's hot, I don't even feel it. Yeah, I think it spread a lot of its heat into the chassis. Yeah. While Anthony installs that GPU, I want to tell you about the sponsor for this video. Oh, this is awkward. Oh. Okay, I'm gonna wait until I'm gonna have to take my shoes off. Can you give me the ball? Yep. I got it. Sorry. Right there's the spot. Cheese. Whistle. That's better. We're gonna bring that energy. We're gonna bring that energy every time. You know, most mothers don't help their son get baked. Yes, we do. Yes, we do. I'm very kidding. We're gonna bring that energy every time. We're gonna bring that energy every time. We're gonna bring that energy every time. We're gonna bring that energy every time. We're gonna bring that energy every time. We're gonna bring that energy every time. We're gonna bring that energy every time. We're gonna bring that energy every time. 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