{"video_id":"fp_rFZq8lfo9m","title":"FP Exclusive: BTS Tech Problems","channel":"FP Exclusives","show":"FP Exclusives","published_at":"2022-07-05T21:46:00.028Z","duration_s":551,"segments":[{"start_s":0.0,"end_s":12.0,"text":"The game is on. While we attempt to burn a CD with the Quake 2 game files, Anthony is trying to get USB drip.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":12.0,"end_s":22.0,"text":"The game is on. While Adam and I attempt to burn a CD with the Quake 2 install files, Anthony is attempting to get our USB thumb drive working natively.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":22.0,"end_s":29.0,"text":"I intended there to be a competition in this video where you and I would see who could beat the Half-Life tutorial faster with the controllers.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":29.0,"end_s":32.0,"text":"I did not expect this competition.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":32.0,"end_s":35.0,"text":"So we don't have 13 hours to shoot that?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":35.0,"end_s":39.0,"text":"Yeah, I know, apparently. I think we should do direct technology.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":39.0,"end_s":45.0,"text":"Well, let's do direct technology. Is this something we should all aim to be more true and direct?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":45.0,"end_s":49.0,"text":"No, I have to know. I realize this is a distraction.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":49.0,"end_s":54.0,"text":"What is true direct? Anthony, pick up something else.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":54.0,"end_s":61.0,"text":"We're calling T. Software allows you to create DVDs with content coming from a device such as a DV camcorder or web camcorder.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":61.0,"end_s":65.0,"text":"That's right. You could write straight to the disc.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":65.0,"end_s":69.0,"text":"Let me get right on that. Let's plug a Windows 98 machine into the network.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":69.0,"end_s":73.0,"text":"When was the last time you've seen a Windows 98 machine with malware on it?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":73.0,"end_s":76.0,"text":"That could affect anything else?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":77.0,"end_s":80.0,"text":"Anthony, we're not doing that.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":80.0,"end_s":83.0,"text":"Okay.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":83.0,"end_s":88.0,"text":"You're our only hope now. I never go anywhere without it.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":88.0,"end_s":92.0,"text":"It's my one Gigabyte USB 2 thumb drive.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":92.0,"end_s":95.0,"text":"Hell yeah. How much do you want to bet this works?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":95.0,"end_s":98.0,"text":"My betting that it works? My betting against it.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":98.0,"end_s":102.0,"text":"I bet it doesn't have front USB. Got him.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":102.0,"end_s":105.0,"text":"Shoot marks. I actually don't know if it's far better.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":105.0,"end_s":108.0,"text":"Hand drive made. Did it come up? It came up.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":108.0,"end_s":112.0,"text":"Oh! Let's see. I was unable to locate a driver.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":112.0,"end_s":115.0,"text":"Okay, so obviously the driver is not installed. Okay.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":117.0,"end_s":121.0,"text":"That's okay though because we have this CQD.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":121.0,"end_s":130.0,"text":"You good? Fellow kids, this is how we used to move files from one computer to another when we didn't have USB thumb drives.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":130.0,"end_s":135.0,"text":"Well, that's good. Or air drop. There were also save icons.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":135.0,"end_s":136.0,"text":"Yeah.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":138.0,"end_s":142.0,"text":"That's a really cool story, guys. Thanks, Gramps.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":143.0,"end_s":145.0,"text":"Doesn't hear you little shit.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":150.0,"end_s":154.0,"text":"There you go. That's a maneuver I haven't had to use in a long time.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":154.0,"end_s":157.0,"text":"Oh no, I accidentally closed it. I can still get this disk out.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":157.0,"end_s":160.0,"text":"So I don't have to wait to open it again.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":160.0,"end_s":164.0,"text":"Gotta commit to it, you know? You can't let it win.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":164.0,"end_s":169.0,"text":"Oh, that kind of demo. I thought this was like a demo demo.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":169.0,"end_s":172.0,"text":"Oh, well, this is great. We're in.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":172.0,"end_s":175.0,"text":"I'm going to copy them. I'm going to copy them. Thanks anyway, Zane.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":175.0,"end_s":178.0,"text":"Yeah, thanks. Too bad we're just better at computers than you.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":178.0,"end_s":181.0,"text":"Oh boy. Oh, it's almost like the same thing.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":181.0,"end_s":184.0,"text":"I'm not going to use a shield. Blocking it.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":184.0,"end_s":189.0,"text":"Oh, thank you. There were probably things. Answer in the comments below who you picked.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":190.0,"end_s":200.0,"text":"I have nothing to do with that. Listen, I'm sorry that the patch notes for the thing that I installed were wrong.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":200.0,"end_s":204.0,"text":"So, I mean, I don't know. I didn't test the US people.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":204.0,"end_s":207.0,"text":"I set this up in an evening on my own time.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":207.0,"end_s":212.0,"text":"Yeah. Okay. And I think like 100% saved my butt for this video.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":212.0,"end_s":218.0,"text":"I can't. I didn't even know if this was going to make it into the video, guys, just so you know.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":218.0,"end_s":231.0,"text":"Yeah. And this has been true for literally over 20 years.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":231.0,"end_s":234.0,"text":"Log off and log back in.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":234.0,"end_s":240.0,"text":"For some reason, Microsoft has and has always had a force quit that actually works, but","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":240.0,"end_s":244.0,"text":"they only ever use it if you want to log off.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":244.0,"end_s":248.0,"text":"Yeah. That access is denied thing. Like, oh, I need to kill this program.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":248.0,"end_s":251.0,"text":"It's not responding anymore. Access is denied.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":251.0,"end_s":254.0,"text":"Okay. I'm just going to log off. That'll work.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":254.0,"end_s":257.0,"text":"Okay. 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Have you activated, have we opened Fragmaster again?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":353.0,"end_s":356.0,"text":"Here we go. Oh my God. We're good to go, David.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":356.0,"end_s":359.0,"text":"Does it actually do the movement proper? Oh my God.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":359.0,"end_s":363.0,"text":"It seems not used.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":363.0,"end_s":366.0,"text":"We're open. We're open boys.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":366.0,"end_s":369.0,"text":"I'm jumping. I'm crouching.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":369.0,"end_s":374.0,"text":"Each step is it.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":374.0,"end_s":381.0,"text":"It was like, it looked like the tip was making a move, but that's not what's supposed to","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":381.0,"end_s":386.0,"text":"happen. Is this just the tip? I'm sure there's supposed to be an A there.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":386.0,"end_s":389.0,"text":"Quite two. I don't know what 2K means.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":389.0,"end_s":393.0,"text":"Oh, two kilobytes. Well, the other ones look like okay.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":393.0,"end_s":397.0,"text":"Okay. So in fairness to me.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":397.0,"end_s":403.0,"text":"Yeah. I swear I did nothing.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":403.0,"end_s":407.0,"text":"I do nothing and Linux breaks.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":407.0,"end_s":419.0,"text":"You saw me. I didn't do anything. See if you sit at about 60 degrees so I can see why that kicked in.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":419.0,"end_s":424.0,"text":"Hi, Colton. What can I do for you?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":424.0,"end_s":427.0,"text":"Nothing. How's this going?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":427.0,"end_s":430.0,"text":"Good. It's fine. Don't worry.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":430.0,"end_s":434.0,"text":"Cool. Our contact over this company is a big fan.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":434.0,"end_s":437.0,"text":"Yeah. I see that. Calls me.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":437.0,"end_s":441.0,"text":"Oh, yeah. Yeah. Actually, I think I'm the one that got me to do that.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":441.0,"end_s":444.0,"text":"This was your doing. Well, they did it. I just helped.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":444.0,"end_s":447.0,"text":"Uh-huh. How's the laptop itself?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":447.0,"end_s":456.0,"text":"It's a laptop. It's preparing for takeoff right now.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":456.0,"end_s":459.0,"text":"It's a little loud.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":459.0,"end_s":467.0,"text":"It's got a carbon fiber lid as advertised.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":467.0,"end_s":470.0,"text":"Cool. Can confirm. Yep.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":470.0,"end_s":475.0,"text":"It's very funny, Colton. This was Colton's idea.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":475.0,"end_s":478.0,"text":"Good. Good job. Thank you.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":478.0,"end_s":485.0,"text":"It's like you're trying to be fired at this point.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":485.0,"end_s":495.0,"text":"This is what you get for listening to someone like Colton.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":495.0,"end_s":500.0,"text":"What do you think was going to happen? Why do you think we let him go?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":500.0,"end_s":517.0,"text":"Good morning. I need to know what hardware is in here, and I don't know how to HWINFO Linux.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":517.0,"end_s":522.0,"text":"So, you can LSPCI in terminal.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":522.0,"end_s":530.0,"text":"You can cat slash prox slash CPU info to get a little more info about that.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":530.0,"end_s":533.0,"text":"Uh, space. We all needed to know.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":533.0,"end_s":537.0,"text":"Do you like my laptop? It's wide.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":537.0,"end_s":540.0,"text":"Thanks. I think I'm good. Okay.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":540.0,"end_s":545.0,"text":"Thank you. This was very helpful. You need to do another multiple gaming on Linux.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":545.0,"end_s":551.0,"text":"No, I don't. I can't say I didn't need to do that.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0}],"full_text":"The game is on. While we attempt to burn a CD with the Quake 2 game files, Anthony is trying to get USB drip. The game is on. While Adam and I attempt to burn a CD with the Quake 2 install files, Anthony is attempting to get our USB thumb drive working natively. I intended there to be a competition in this video where you and I would see who could beat the Half-Life tutorial faster with the controllers. I did not expect this competition. So we don't have 13 hours to shoot that? Yeah, I know, apparently. I think we should do direct technology. Well, let's do direct technology. Is this something we should all aim to be more true and direct? No, I have to know. I realize this is a distraction. What is true direct? Anthony, pick up something else. We're calling T. Software allows you to create DVDs with content coming from a device such as a DV camcorder or web camcorder. That's right. You could write straight to the disc. Let me get right on that. Let's plug a Windows 98 machine into the network. When was the last time you've seen a Windows 98 machine with malware on it? That could affect anything else? Anthony, we're not doing that. Okay. You're our only hope now. I never go anywhere without it. It's my one Gigabyte USB 2 thumb drive. Hell yeah. How much do you want to bet this works? My betting that it works? My betting against it. I bet it doesn't have front USB. Got him. Shoot marks. I actually don't know if it's far better. Hand drive made. Did it come up? It came up. Oh! Let's see. I was unable to locate a driver. Okay, so obviously the driver is not installed. Okay. That's okay though because we have this CQD. You good? Fellow kids, this is how we used to move files from one computer to another when we didn't have USB thumb drives. Well, that's good. Or air drop. There were also save icons. Yeah. That's a really cool story, guys. Thanks, Gramps. Doesn't hear you little shit. There you go. That's a maneuver I haven't had to use in a long time. Oh no, I accidentally closed it. I can still get this disk out. So I don't have to wait to open it again. Gotta commit to it, you know? You can't let it win. Oh, that kind of demo. I thought this was like a demo demo. Oh, well, this is great. We're in. I'm going to copy them. I'm going to copy them. Thanks anyway, Zane. Yeah, thanks. Too bad we're just better at computers than you. Oh boy. Oh, it's almost like the same thing. I'm not going to use a shield. Blocking it. Oh, thank you. There were probably things. Answer in the comments below who you picked. I have nothing to do with that. Listen, I'm sorry that the patch notes for the thing that I installed were wrong. So, I mean, I don't know. I didn't test the US people. I set this up in an evening on my own time. Yeah. Okay. And I think like 100% saved my butt for this video. I can't. I didn't even know if this was going to make it into the video, guys, just so you know. Yeah. And this has been true for literally over 20 years. Log off and log back in. For some reason, Microsoft has and has always had a force quit that actually works, but they only ever use it if you want to log off. Yeah. That access is denied thing. Like, oh, I need to kill this program. It's not responding anymore. Access is denied. Okay. I'm just going to log off. That'll work. Okay. The screen cap is installed. No, there's a mouse there that, but I can see your other mouse. The other mouse is for the laptop. Oh my God. Okay. Okay. This software is still open right now. Quick. The other one in the race between the one, two, three cat and the other to a cat. The one, two, three cat one is the other to a cat saying. Literally the worst joke ever. Somebody by Joseph. Why do they put fences around graveyards? Because people are dying to get in. How much time you guys got left on that? Come on. I was going to counter with never trust an atom. They make up everything. That went bomb. Okay. And that's the point where it wasn't going to make it into the video. Okay. Video settings. Video mode. It's a while, but if we need to. Are we going to cut this one? Anything? That's what the desktop said. Yeah. Because that alone, this has what we're going to find in the video, but this will be. Okay. And it crashed. That's great. If we cut the side, if we just think we have enough content, we can cut the sidewinder entirely and then just reshoot the intro without it. Yeah. Oh, driver. Have you activated, have we opened Fragmaster again? Here we go. Oh my God. We're good to go, David. Does it actually do the movement proper? Oh my God. It seems not used. We're open. We're open boys. I'm jumping. I'm crouching. Each step is it. It was like, it looked like the tip was making a move, but that's not what's supposed to happen. Is this just the tip? I'm sure there's supposed to be an A there. Quite two. I don't know what 2K means. Oh, two kilobytes. Well, the other ones look like okay. Okay. So in fairness to me. Yeah. I swear I did nothing. I do nothing and Linux breaks. You saw me. I didn't do anything. See if you sit at about 60 degrees so I can see why that kicked in. Hi, Colton. What can I do for you? Nothing. How's this going? Good. It's fine. Don't worry. Cool. Our contact over this company is a big fan. Yeah. I see that. Calls me. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Actually, I think I'm the one that got me to do that. This was your doing. Well, they did it. I just helped. Uh-huh. How's the laptop itself? It's a laptop. It's preparing for takeoff right now. It's a little loud. It's got a carbon fiber lid as advertised. Cool. Can confirm. Yep. It's very funny, Colton. This was Colton's idea. Good. Good job. Thank you. It's like you're trying to be fired at this point. This is what you get for listening to someone like Colton. What do you think was going to happen? Why do you think we let him go? Good morning. I need to know what hardware is in here, and I don't know how to HWINFO Linux. So, you can LSPCI in terminal. You can cat slash prox slash CPU info to get a little more info about that. Uh, space. We all needed to know. Do you like my laptop? It's wide. Thanks. I think I'm good. Okay. Thank you. This was very helpful. You need to do another multiple gaming on Linux. No, I don't. I can't say I didn't need to do that."}