It's a lot of stuff. Yeah, I haven't monitored the general inbox in five, six, seven years.
So the truth is, I had no idea whatsoever what kind of volume of solicitations we got
to it. It's a lot. Yeah. There was a very, we very heavily considered capping it at everything
for a week. Really? Because we got so much stuff. Huh? Wait, how long did we allow people
to send us whatever? Because we did a month because a lot of companies ended up just disappearing
or not getting back to us because they're like a scam company that goes like, please do something
for like, we'll pay you $60 to do a video and then they don't actually exist. They just want to
scam people. Oh yeah, the galaxy lamps. Oh, if we turn the lights off, maybe you can see them.
Also, be careful. They do shoot lasers. They're not currently shooting lasers.
But they do. Laser aperture.
Okay, then. Wow, he's like ready to go. He's like fucking ready.
He's breathing. You can talk to him if you say, if you say, oh, he's breathing.
Which doesn't make sense. He's a car. Yeah. Cars don't breathe. Does he actually transform?
Yeah, tell, say, say, say, hey, his name and then say roll out. It's supposed to happen in the
intro, I guess. Well, yeah. Well, we're supposed to have an intro is what happens in that TikTok
that we released, but now he's working. I'm working. No, the Optimus Prime had some troubles
last yesterday. Just even getting up, right? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, he just kind of does that.
He's kind of just a reflex. Hey, Optimus, hit the whoa. Do the greedy. Can I get rid of this
water bottle? Thank you. Yeah, who's this? She's a heavy boy.
But for the last month, we have indiscriminately said yes to everything for two reasons. Number
one is that we're hoping to find some incredible diamonds in the rough. Number two is that everything
else is going to be really funny. Hey, Optimus, be cool. Hey, Optimus, be cool.
He's supposed to reply to you. Hey, Optimus, roll out.
Optimus. Hey, Optimus.
Did it turn off somehow? Okay, now try it. What do you say? Say greetings.
Hey, Optimus, be cool. He's in having a moment. He's just kind of, he's really,
he's really committing to the dab. Sorry, what was that? Hey, Optimus, roll out.
Okay, we're just going to give him a reboot. This worked perfectly slash terribly last night,
and now it's...
Downward facing dog. I mean, that's a move. That's kind of cool. We're gonna, we're gonna...
Cool. Like this message from our sponsor.
So what's actually happening is he is now going, he's supposed to be sitting like this,
because this is the default position for all of his motors.
I am the leader of the Autobots. I say that every time I wake up.
All right, now try saying, hey, Optimus, be cool.
Hey, Optimus, be cool. Hey, Optimus, roll out. Do I have an accent? Hey, Optimus, roll out.
Whoa. Okay, that was pretty cool. Cool like this message from our sponsor. Nice.
Okay, um... Hey, Optimus.
Or wait, how do I get him to go back to... Why the fuck is he not... Is the mic on the phone?
Is it because you're... Hey, Optimus. Hey, Optimus. Greetings.
Transform.
Do you know what? I think he was low battery yesterday.
Wow, because I charged him to day to make sure he's ready for the shoot.
We didn't charge him before. So I think he wasn't standing up properly because he was tired.
Coolest thing ever. Hey, Optimus.
Try a deep voice. Hey, Optimus.
Hey, Optimus.
It's like twitching. Oh, now we're on Facebook. What the hell just happened?
Why do you use Facebook? Because my family's on it. What do you mean, how old am I?
Hey, Optimus. You're on Facebook. Hey, Optimus.
Hey, Optimus. Hey, Optimus.
Hey, Optimus. Did you stop listening when the app's connected?
Excuse me. What the hell? No one was talking to you.
You can control him. What the hell? No, I want it to work.
He's getting mad. He's angry. He's mad about his $700 toy.
Hey, Optimus. Hey, Optimus. Okay, you try again.
I think it might actually not work when the phone's connected. Hey, Optimus.
Hey, Optimus. Hello.
Can you imagine if your son did that, just didn't respond to his name, and then after a little while
just dabs at you? Infuriating. But we can at least control him from here. We can make him do hero pose.
To all or one.
That's kind of a dark assimilatory statement. Optimus 4.
Yeah. I don't know if assimilatory is the word. I don't think it matters.
Kicking things off, then, is the Transformers Optimus Prime Elite Core Edition from Robosen.
So you, you've just... We're off. We're off.
Sorry, that was, that speaker's on. Okay.
Okay, so theoretically, I can use voice commencing.
Roll out.
Hey, Optimus. Roll out. Say, Hey, Optimus Prime.
Hey, Optimus Prime. Roll out.
You are my friend.
Hey, Optimus Prime. Greetings. Happy birthday.
Greetings from Cybertron. I am Optimus Prime.
I am Optimus Prime. I am granting you permission to have the greatest birthday the universe has
ever seen. Roll out.
Well, let's go. Okay.
Whose birthday's next? You have permission. All right. Cool. So, and on that note, our next say yes to anything item is this
Galaxy Lamp, which you inform me is a thing people are aware of.
I hope these are really cheap.
I'm glad you have that hope. Should we have them guess the prices?
Oh, yeah, I think you should guess the price. I should guess the price? Look at this one.
I don't know. Just wait, though. There's an app. What? You don't understand all the features yet.
Sorry. Galaxy Lamps. Okay. Are these two different ones that I'm looking at?
Yeah, one has blue stars and one has green stars. Oh my God. These are just the same thing.
Yeah, but one has blue lasers, one has green lasers. So, okay.
This one doesn't have any lasers currently because the sticker's still on. Watch your eyes.
These are class one lasers, which can do actual damage to your eyes.
I mean, all lasers do damage to your eyes. That's fun. Okay. All right. All right. All right. None of this is making it into the video.
Okay. You can make it to the full point. So, which one are you trying?
Sorry. I don't know which one I'm changing. We're trying to make life not hell for the poor editor for this project.
I mean, I guess that's kind of a vibe, right?
That's what kids say. I pay 25 bucks, 29.99.
Well, how much are they? I'm glad you'd pay that. Would you pay that four more times?
You've got to be kidding me. These are over $100? Yeah, but they're also on permanent 50% off sale.
Okay. So, how much are they?
$110 CAD or like $80 US.
No. Yeah. No. This is a laser pointer and other more different regular light and a filter.
But I guess they have the app control. The app control. $49.99. Final offer.
No, it's not even worth that, man. The app control needs to be over Wi-Fi.
It needs access to your home network. Even though you can find it and locate it with Bluetooth.
So, there is a Bluetooth radio in there.
So, editor, you're going to have to be absolutely ruthless.
I can't stop people from doing too many, but wait, there's more.
So, you need to just stop it. You have to just ruthlessly cut.
No offense at all. No. Yeah. It's for this work.
I mean, yeah.
It's okay. It's okay. Yeah. Hard work. It's actually better at a distance.
But then the light kind of sucks at this. Now that's a cat toy.
Go ahead. Get them all. Get them all, kitty.
Give your cat a seizure.
Blow it up.
Yeah, you always see these under every single tweet. See, I always have like the sunlight lamps.
Let's just not spend time on social media anymore, because I've never seen these before.
I don't... Mind you, I can't see ads. Oh.
That's my super... No, but they... How many threads do you read on Twitter though?
True. Like how many like... Because that's how they get you. So, it is that person tweets out the ad.
It's not an ad. I only read posts where people mention me.
Okay, see, that's why. Because I'm a narcissist. That's fair.
That's fair. No, it's all... It's just because I only use Twitter to see if people are telling me something important.
So yeah, I guess that's why I've never seen it. Yeah, see, I use Twitter profoundly unimportant things.
Like memes. And that's what they do. They see like a meme that gets like 500,000 likes and they go like,
please let me pay you $15. And then they don't send the money.
I just assumed it was like an affiliate link or something. No, because it's not even that.
It's waste scum here. Okay, what's next? I'm gonna do this.
Real racer. Oh, is this an AR racing thing?
Yeah. Hey, we have a black shell for it too.
How many do we have? They gave us... We have two cars.
Okay, and then they give us a bunch of extra shells.
And each car comes with a headset.
Oh, no way. Because it's live, sir. It's Mario Kart. Hold on a second.
Let's move Optimus to the back too. See what I mean, Optimus?
Yeah, we're talking about real cars now. Nothing more real than Optimus.
Oh my God. Okay, whatever. He's fake. Okay, he's a toy. No, he's not.
Is he gonna roll out? Only if you say Optimus Prime roll out.
Yeah, don't say Optimus Prime. Don't say the words, Hey, Optimus Prime roll out.
Can you not?
All right, let's get going. How the hell am I gonna put my phone in this thing?
Actually, it is chonking huge.
You might fit. But we don't need to... If you want to do the first-person mode,
we need the app. If you don't, you do come with an RC controller.
Can we get something lined up? Because they're gonna do tech links right now.
Okay, sweet. Then let's download these apps.
What's next? This is a little smaller guy. It's the... Well, isn't this just the Logitech G-Cloud?
Oh, it's the ABX Flute. And is this just a streaming-only machine?
Or does this actually have hardware in it? It has hardware in it, so you can play Android games.
Okay, so it's the Logitech G-Cloud. Yeah.
But it's... But the ergonomics aren't as good. But it's not.
Oh. Yeah, I mean, no. You keep saying it's not. It's not the G... I mean, it's...
But it is. But it's not by Logitech. Right, but it is.
I can't say they feel like anything really, in particular to me at the moment.
It gets a little toasterier on the back than I was expecting. Oh, hey, there it is.
Oh, that's as bright as it gets, hey? Maybe if I turn off adaptive brightness, it'll...
Nope. There are some issues we've encountered, like you might notice that...
It's a little laggy. And you can't dodge, because for some reason,
the shoulder buttons won't map for this game. Are you sure that that ability is unlocked yet?
I'm pretty sure that we have it unlocked already. The software, if you want to go to the home screen and stuff...
Yeah. It's a direct clone. Oh, it's the G-Cloud.
Is it actually using the same software or...?
I think it's their own software, because they have stuff like accounts that just aren't available yet.
Like if you go to the account button. Future not available yet. Please stay tuned.
So this is pre-release. Yeah. They're doing a Kickstarter,
but you can also buy it directly from their website. MSRP, what do you think?
I mean, it's going to be too much. It's going to be $2.99.
$2.29. Okay, so they're undercutting the G-Cloud by 20 bucks.
On sale. Because the G-Cloud hits $2.49 sometimes, but I think it's $2.99 regular.
Very weak hardware. This is actually the XL version,
so it's four people between the heights of 5.11 and 6.8.
It's four people, but they made it out of people?
Yeah, man, it's crazy. It's disgusting. Wow. It's so cool though.
It's much cheaper apparently.
It's a crappy gaming chair to join the pantheon of crappy gaming chairs.
Really? It's far from the worst I've encountered. Yeah, but it's no DX racer.
Like it's fine. You got lumbar support.
Yeah, you got it. The four-dimensional wrist rests. Yeah. Or maybe two-dimensional wrist rests.
Um, magnetic. Any feature you can find in a secret lab
you can pretty much find on here. Cool. Oh, no way. This is part of the say yes to everything?
Yeah. Moza Racing. I've never heard of them.
Neither have I, but apparently they're actually quite well-liked in the racing community.
Oh, cool. Tyvee has given his badge of approval
being kind of our resident racing nerd. Okay.
The racer. We don't have any stiff hair. We don't have any way to brace this.
Oh, okay. I got you, fam. No, just hold on for a second.
Are you kidding? This is how we're doing this? Yes, it's Mantar.
Okay. This is not how this...
I said you put your chair. It's the whole table's moving.
The chair's on wheels. Okay, so you wanted to move past us.
Oh. Timber. You're on it. You can put a little bit of water on it.
Do you need some? Here, here. I'll give you a swing.
LTJstop.com.
There's some water. How long? Oof, poke.
Well, I gotta keep these pearly whites looking great. Okay. I feel like that's the thumbnail.
Why is your screwing this? I'll throw it out, you know? You're good.
What about this? You can sit in this. Oh.
Don't swallow it. You'll die.
Mid-day clean. Mid-day clean.
Was that at least a good toothbrush?
I mean, it was really clean where he managed to get at.
We did have to buy this. We spent $1 on this video.
Oh, okay, that's fine. $1 for all of this.
This is kind of awesome, though.
Okay, man, this was pure chaos.
Okay, did this end up being good? Yeah, it's good. Thank God.
Okay, hold on, let me do a quick editor's note. Controller for the headset.
Oh, wait. That's not a controller. It's a media player. This is a media player. This is an MP3 player?
It's a video player, too, and a battery bank. It's a what?
Got a whole OS. For the Goovis?
It's the Goovis. It's disappeared from their website.
I can't buy this specific model. But it's probably around $300 or $400.
I mean, you know, Goovis is short for good vision. Oh, it makes sense.
This is the Android TV box for the Goovis headset
that surely people are definitely buying.
One, two, please. Two, two, connect.
A little bit further call. There, yeah.
Toothbrush. His toothpaste on his mouth.
Oh, we should add. I'm going to edit toothpaste. No, that's going to make any sense in the thumbnail.
Okay, that's good. Okay. I think this is a good thumbnail as it is.
Like, it's like, what is all this stuff? All right, I'm stealing Optimus Prime.
No. It's pretty dope.
Chill, buddy. Penarchon running low.
Sorry. Can we tell him to be cool, see if he falls over again? Which is so funny.