{"video_id":"fp_qEw2SSiNxr","title":"The Best-Selling Console You Never Heard Of - Nex Playground","channel":"Linus Tech Tips","show":"Linus Tech Tips","published_at":"2026-02-24T00:13:00.065Z","duration_s":693,"segments":[{"start_s":0.0,"end_s":6.0,"text":"Wow, wow, kinda rude, but it's okay, I can take it.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":6.0,"end_s":10.0,"text":"Hey, Johnny Thunder here from Johnny's War Machine Emporium.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":10.0,"end_s":14.0,"text":"If you're looking for a gently used fighting vehicle that's seen actual combat","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":14.0,"end_s":17.0,"text":"in War Thunder, the most comprehensive combat game ever made,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":17.0,"end_s":21.0,"text":"come on down and join our 95 million satisfied customers","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":21.0,"end_s":25.0,"text":"from Rancho Cucamonga to Kalamazoo, we're talking choppers,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":25.0,"end_s":28.0,"text":"whoppers, showstoppers, mom and poppers,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":28.0,"end_s":33.0,"text":"ornithopters if they were real, not yet. Oh, oh, you want boats? How about goats?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":33.0,"end_s":37.0,"text":"U.S.S. Alaska, Japanese Yamato, hiya,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":37.0,"end_s":42.0,"text":"biggest battleship ever built. War Thunder might be free to play, but this ain't no game to me.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":42.0,"end_s":47.0,"text":"Okay, this is my life. Now hey, hey, if you want silly little boxes filled with simple hit points,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":47.0,"end_s":50.0,"text":"you can head right to Rusty Richards Lockdown the Road, okay,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":50.0,"end_s":55.0,"text":"and he'd be happy to see ya. What I got here is premium, pre-owned instruments of death,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":55.0,"end_s":61.0,"text":"meticulously detailed inside and out. Every bit of damage affects components, not a big green bar.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":61.0,"end_s":64.0,"text":"Mom used to say, damage is as damage does.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":64.0,"end_s":69.0,"text":"Everyone seems to forget that. See, when you get behind one of Johnny's French Jaguar A's,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":69.0,"end_s":73.0,"text":"you're gonna be fully immersed. All right, these combat vehicles run on petrol, diesel,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":73.0,"end_s":76.0,"text":"Xbox, PlayStation, PC, mobile, your mom, you name it.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":76.0,"end_s":79.0,"text":"Use our link for extra vehicles, packs, and more, or don't.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":79.0,"end_s":81.0,"text":"It'd be your loss anyway. See if I care.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0}],"full_text":"Wow, wow, kinda rude, but it's okay, I can take it. Hey, Johnny Thunder here from Johnny's War Machine Emporium. If you're looking for a gently used fighting vehicle that's seen actual combat in War Thunder, the most comprehensive combat game ever made, come on down and join our 95 million satisfied customers from Rancho Cucamonga to Kalamazoo, we're talking choppers, whoppers, showstoppers, mom and poppers, ornithopters if they were real, not yet. Oh, oh, you want boats? How about goats? U.S.S. Alaska, Japanese Yamato, hiya, biggest battleship ever built. War Thunder might be free to play, but this ain't no game to me. Okay, this is my life. Now hey, hey, if you want silly little boxes filled with simple hit points, you can head right to Rusty Richards Lockdown the Road, okay, and he'd be happy to see ya. What I got here is premium, pre-owned instruments of death, meticulously detailed inside and out. Every bit of damage affects components, not a big green bar. Mom used to say, damage is as damage does. Everyone seems to forget that. See, when you get behind one of Johnny's French Jaguar A's, you're gonna be fully immersed. All right, these combat vehicles run on petrol, diesel, Xbox, PlayStation, PC, mobile, your mom, you name it. Use our link for extra vehicles, packs, and more, or don't. It'd be your loss anyway. See if I care."}