{"video_id":"fp_pjHSlYsiFy","title":"FP Exclusive: Paris Philips Evnia Launch Vlog","channel":"FP Exclusives","show":"FP Exclusives","published_at":"2022-12-03T11:21:00.033Z","duration_s":826,"segments":[{"start_s":0.0,"end_s":6.0,"text":"Blue, are you excited to go to France?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":6.0,"end_s":9.0,"text":"Yeah! Have you ever been? Actually, yeah, I have.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":9.0,"end_s":13.0,"text":"I've been to Normandy. Really? Yeah, when I was like 16, it was like a war history class.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":13.0,"end_s":16.0,"text":"What year? I'm not going to date myself.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":16.0,"end_s":19.0,"text":"Did you speak any French? No, it's garbage.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":19.0,"end_s":24.0,"text":"Yeah, I don't speak any French at all. 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The McBaguette was good,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":397.0,"end_s":401.0,"text":"but I got attacked by wasps, so I had to give them the sandwich,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":401.0,"end_s":406.0,"text":"so that hopefully they leave me alone. But yeah, no, McBaguette good, I guess,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":406.0,"end_s":410.0,"text":"but the Hornets love it. Two Hornets up.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":454.0,"end_s":457.0,"text":"Laser tag. Let's go.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":464.0,"end_s":468.0,"text":"Yes. Lionel Messi who?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":468.0,"end_s":470.0,"text":"It's all about Nintendo Game Boy.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":483.0,"end_s":485.0,"text":"Yeah.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":514.0,"end_s":517.0,"text":"How much do you think they spent on Titan tubes?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":517.0,"end_s":519.0,"text":"Ten grand.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":529.0,"end_s":531.0,"text":"Yo, Call of Duty.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":543.0,"end_s":546.0,"text":"Working hard.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":573.0,"end_s":575.0,"text":"We live in a society.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":603.0,"end_s":605.0,"text":"Yeah.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":633.0,"end_s":635.0,"text":"Yeah.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":663.0,"end_s":665.0,"text":"Yeah.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":690.0,"end_s":694.0,"text":"All right, we're getting, uh, a profound review from Andrew Moore.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":694.0,"end_s":698.0,"text":"Yeah. What are the notes in this, uh, profound?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":698.0,"end_s":702.0,"text":"Too sweet. Too spicy.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":702.0,"end_s":706.0,"text":"Spicy. Probably all right.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":706.0,"end_s":710.0,"text":"We'll find out. Cut that, cut that, cut that, cut that.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":722.0,"end_s":724.0,"text":"Yeah.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":752.0,"end_s":754.0,"text":"Yeah.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":783.0,"end_s":785.0,"text":"Bye, Andrew.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":788.0,"end_s":790.0,"text":"Bye, Andrew.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":812.0,"end_s":815.0,"text":"Finally home.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0}],"full_text":"Blue, are you excited to go to France? Yeah! Have you ever been? Actually, yeah, I have. I've been to Normandy. Really? Yeah, when I was like 16, it was like a war history class. What year? I'm not going to date myself. Did you speak any French? No, it's garbage. Yeah, I don't speak any French at all. Luckily, we have Andrew, who does speak French. I speak nothing. Not even English. Not even barely. Have you ever been to France? I was there when I was like 4 years old, I think. That's crazy. No. It's like 30 years ago. 40 years ago. Yeah, 40. How's the feeling? Classic. Let's throw them off. Yeah. Well, we got a long way. So by the time we get done, you will be 40. Yeah. Classic. I hope I'm 40 by the time we're done. Oh, thank god I have the Minion movie. All right, we have 20 minutes to get to our flight. How do we make it? I like her. She's good. Yeah, we should probably learn from her. Let's not just gotta go. We're making good time. But can we make it? Andrew said no. We're doing it to spite. We're going to make it. Oh, we made it. I can't believe it. Good job, team. Now, Paris. All right, we've made it. And now let's not acknowledge each other for the next seven hours. We've got to check emails and stuff. Yeah, we're working. All right, Colton, we're working. All right. All right, now to struggle through speaking French for two days. I don't understand. I don't understand French. I don't understand French. Well, we made it. We got the Ice Age theme song on the radio. It's perfect. I can't believe we survived the trip after like 15 hours of flights. That's it. It's not like a party tire. Oh, boy. I'm walking here. I'm walking here. There's the Apple Tower. C'est la vie. All right, we're here on the streets of Paris. We're here to find out who was in Paris. Who was in Paris? Let's find out. Wow. Wow. That's the Ark. That's Ark, the Samsung Ark. All right, we're almost at the Apple Tower. We're so close. He's tasting the Apple Tower right now. What does it taste like? It tastes like Paris. Oh, that's too bad. Look, it's... It's Napoleon, but... Nice. We love horse butts. I love Napoleon. It's a myth. He was not that short. He was average height for the time. The pigeons here, you can tell they're French because they only eat baguette. We made it, baby. The Apple Tower. This thing is giant. Here we are at the Bridge of Love. We've brought a lock to symbolize our friendship. So, I mean, we're going to... We're going to join these love birds, all right? Andrew's here taking a picture of our lock. We lined it up with the Apple Tower. So romantic. Nice. Nice. You know, we're here for a limited time, but you've got to get McDonald's. You've got to get a Royale with cheese. Do you want the Bernays or the Oscar? Obviously, I want the Bernays and McBaguette. Wow, it's so peaceful, so quiet. I love it. All right, we went to McDonald's. We got pineapple. We got... We went to McDonald's. We got pineapple. We got the McBaguette. Royale with cheese. And we got... Nuggies for my boy Andy. What would you give it out of 10? Hell, yeah. All right, we got our McBaguette, which I got to say looks a little anticlimactic. Let's, uh... I guess see how it is. The McBaguette was good, but I got attacked by wasps, so I had to give them the sandwich, so that hopefully they leave me alone. But yeah, no, McBaguette good, I guess, but the Hornets love it. Two Hornets up. Laser tag. Let's go. Yes. Lionel Messi who? It's all about Nintendo Game Boy. Yeah. How much do you think they spent on Titan tubes? Ten grand. Yo, Call of Duty. Working hard. We live in a society. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right, we're getting, uh, a profound review from Andrew Moore. Yeah. What are the notes in this, uh, profound? Too sweet. Too spicy. Spicy. Probably all right. We'll find out. Cut that, cut that, cut that, cut that. Yeah. Yeah. Bye, Andrew. Bye, Andrew. Finally home."}