{"video_id":"fp_pZObAhnqWy","title":"Extras - Swipe+ Bidet Shoot (ft. Ludwig & Linus)","channel":"FP Exclusives","show":"FP Exclusives","published_at":"2024-03-28T19:31:00.020Z","duration_s":916,"segments":[{"start_s":0.68,"end_s":1.8599999999999999,"text":"This is like a little,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":4.24,"end_s":8.76,"text":"I don't know if air refreshment is the right term. It's like a, I should look up.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":8.76,"end_s":12.28,"text":"Deodorizer. Deodorize, thank you, yes.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":12.28,"end_s":15.68,"text":"Dude, it's not even connected to water. We got a solution for that too.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":15.68,"end_s":18.24,"text":"What's the solution? Are you gonna just blow into that?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":19.08,"end_s":22.72,"text":"No, don't worry. You know what I mean? 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If it makes you more comfortable, I can keep my pants off while you let it run.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":307.92,"end_s":312.32,"text":"I don't know. I'm here for you. I mean, I'm here for you too.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":312.32,"end_s":317.04,"text":"All right, I'll have one. Okay, hold on. Okay, I wanted to talk about the,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":317.04,"end_s":320.04,"text":"we were talking about the water temperatures and everything, which is,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":320.04,"end_s":324.32,"text":"give me that, that's a pain in the ass. To punch in on them to master cut.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":324.32,"end_s":330.04,"text":"Well, yes. Yeah, we got, we got- Hold on, hold on, you got to feed me the last one.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":330.04,"end_s":333.88,"text":"Look, man, set it up, it's not that much of a pain in the ass. 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F***ing around a little bit.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":408.52,"end_s":412.16,"text":"Yeah, you should get the new one. The bathroom here needs- It may be an a**hole,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":412.16,"end_s":416.36,"text":"but at least he's a clean one. Sorry, sorry. Thank you. The bathroom here needs this one too.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":416.36,"end_s":420.64,"text":"If you need a guy though, I'm really quick. You should have seen me today.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":420.64,"end_s":422.48,"text":"How long do you think you take me to install?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":424.48,"end_s":428.76,"text":"Oh, I thought you were going to somewhere else entirely with that you're really quick.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":428.76,"end_s":433.28,"text":"No, oh my gosh, no, like I'm really quick- Yeah, I was gonna say, it's like me, I'll let my wife know, but like-","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":433.28,"end_s":436.52,"text":"No, I'm really quick at installing bidets. Oh, good.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":436.52,"end_s":440.56,"text":"It took me, how long do you think it took me? It took me with the instructions","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":440.56,"end_s":445.2,"text":"probably about half an hour. So maybe you were able to do it in 15?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":445.2,"end_s":448.08,"text":"I don't know, actually, it was probably five minutes. Five minutes.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0}],"full_text":"This is like a little, I don't know if air refreshment is the right term. It's like a, I should look up. Deodorizer. Deodorize, thank you, yes. Dude, it's not even connected to water. We got a solution for that too. What's the solution? Are you gonna just blow into that? No, don't worry. You know what I mean? I'm not gonna worry about it. My main worry is, honestly seeing if I can put this all together is an efficient and successful first try. All right. Okay. I'm just, I'm setting up right now. Yeah, take your time. Okay. I'm gonna cut for you, I'll be... No, you can keep rolling. Got it. Cause I'm gonna, I'm just gonna... I want... You guys, did see that? Okay. No, I'll clean it up. I was gonna... Replay that, replay that. Action replay. Why's your water by this cable? It's okay, we have people for that. No, don't worry, we'll clean that up. Okay. Come on Scooby-Doo, coming after you. Gonna find a mystery. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh man. We love Simple Plan here. Simple Plan's so beast. They're Canadian. Hello. They're Canadian? Yeah. You know what's such a Canadian thing? Knowing everything that's Canadian. That's true. Cause Americans don't do that. That's true. I think they just assume everything's American, so maybe that's why. That's very true. That's actually Canadian. Tim Horton's American. Wait, really? Tim Horton is an American hockey player. Wow. Colonizer. Truly. All right, is there any YouTube drama we can start in this video? YouTube drama? Yeah, maybe you can say someone who needs one of these and you need to wash your ass, is there any? Someone who's got a dirty ass. Shout out to YouTube and say they got a dirty ass. All right, editor, cut in. Him saying Mr. Beast right there. So the nut goes into this, which goes into the T, which goes into. Which is fine, I guess we don't even need the, cause we don't even flushed. I'm not actually taking a shit. What? Unless you want me to. I mean, I can get. I thought Flo Plain, okay. I mean, a little cringe. Sitting on a toilet. What? Flo Plain members unsubscribing on mass. We call them floaties. So this is apt. What's your phone out for? For social. Oh my God. Do you want to give a thumbs up? Is the water running? It's getting there. I hear two. I might need to turn down the pressure. She just let me know. I mean, it should adjust it. Oh, no. Okay. I'm scared. Hello. Welcome. Has the team been taking good care of you or? Well, there was a GoPro in here that made me sit on it and then spray my ass. And they said it's Flo Plain exclusive. And there's so many people in there watching me. So basically a normal day at the office. Yeah. Hands. And there's no cameras. That was the coolest part. I'm gonna breathe. Thank you. Oh, I guess it's my turn. Oh, okay. I guess I need a mic then. I would like to see what this looks like. How does this door open? Oh, wow. Yeah, Dbrand was like, we'll pay for your wrap. The condition is we get to pick the wrap. Uh-huh, yeah. Are you happy with that deal? You know what? It's actually kind of growing on me. I have a purple card too. Oh, really? I didn't get paid to get it purple. I paid for it to be purple, but yes, it's arguably much more of an eyesore than that. So, and I like mine. Try it out. Oh my God. Suit up, Spidey. We don't actually have a change room, so I guess now it's just the bathroom. I guess I'll just go. Oh, I was just gonna go behind the set. Yeah, that works. Yeah, whatever. There's a what? Nothing. Float-proof, plenty of exclusive bathroom. Oh, man. How's this shoot going, by the way? Like, pre-me getting here. Is everything good? Yeah, no, it's pretty easy to set up. Why are there lights in the toilet? So you can see, oh, there's a GoPro in there. There's a GoPro in the toilet? Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a nice angle of your butt. Oh my God. So that they can see the water shoot into it. Yeah, the buckbee. I would like to see it, because I'm imagining the most horrendous footage, you know, it's a man. You're more than welcome to use this footage in any promotional materials. Yeah, yeah, yeah, definitely. It'll just be like, by swipe of day, it'll just be a slow-mo of the water hitting Linus' butt. Yeah, is it slow-mo? Well, oh yeah, do we have a slow-mo on that GoPro? Oh yeah, we're gonna go slow-mo this time. Can I just be honest? Yeah, is there a second time hanging out in person? Yes. I'm excited that I'm on a second time. I'm already in my underwear. I get to see you in your underwear. I'm also walking the LTT underwear, by the way. Really? Yeah, I got the peach. Nice. If it makes you more comfortable, I can keep my pants off while you let it run. I don't know. I'm here for you. I mean, I'm here for you too. All right, I'll have one. Okay, hold on. Okay, I wanted to talk about the, we were talking about the water temperatures and everything, which is, give me that, that's a pain in the ass. To punch in on them to master cut. Well, yes. Yeah, we got, we got- Hold on, hold on, you got to feed me the last one. Look, man, set it up, it's not that much of a pain in the ass. No, no, not that. Oh, dude, setting up all that shit is a pain in the ass. Yeah, but I mean, and not that. I can't work with this guy. No, we're gonna have to have a full-plane exclusive of all of this, anyway. Okay, yeah, just give me like, yeah, that's a pain in the ass. And then running power to the bathrooms, putting in AC that could cost tens of thousands of dollars. And then like- That sounds like a pain in the ass. Yeah, we don't even own it. And it's not even the kind of pain in the ass that I could soothe with some cool water. It can lap up on your balls and whatnot. From a swipe. I'm here now. Yeah, hello, welcome. Welcome. This is a normal toilet. No, yeah, I don't actually know too much about what's going on today, but it seems to involve a kiddie pool. Well, is this swipe-less bidet? No, I mean, I know what the bidet is. Available on LTTstore.com. I use it every day. I know where it's available, but- What? What's confusing? That's, okay, this is a little confusing. This is just the sidebar. So, okay. Yeah, I don't have that. Well, do you have the controller? Yeah. Let's smack one. We've moved past that. The LTTstore version is the sidebar because that's tactile button. Come press the button. Oh, that's way better. Yeah. I put a hole in my wall for that stupid remote because I didn't, well, I didn't wanna lose it. Check this out. All right, now we're f***ing around a little bit. F***ing around a little bit. Yeah, you should get the new one. The bathroom here needs- It may be an a**hole, but at least he's a clean one. Sorry, sorry. Thank you. The bathroom here needs this one too. If you need a guy though, I'm really quick. You should have seen me today. How long do you think you take me to install? Oh, I thought you were going to somewhere else entirely with that you're really quick. No, oh my gosh, no, like I'm really quick- Yeah, I was gonna say, it's like me, I'll let my wife know, but like- No, I'm really quick at installing bidets. Oh, good. It took me, how long do you think it took me? It took me with the instructions probably about half an hour. So maybe you were able to do it in 15? I don't know, actually, it was probably five minutes. Five minutes."}