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Oh, how can I help you? Or you're looking for tech news?

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Yeah, sure, that's in the other file. One second.

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The upcoming Nintendo Switch 2 might allow Switch 1 consoles

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to be used as a controller and second display

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in essentially the same way that the Wii U gamepad was used

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until Nintendo forced the low selling console to commit Sudoku out of shame.

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Sudoku, that is not the right word. I told somebody's got it.

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This rumor comes from Ecstasis, who has provided some fairly reliable leaked info

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in the past, but if you still think it sounds a little too out there,

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consider that Nintendo's tried this using previous consoles as controllers thing multiple times.

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You could use a 2DS or a 3DS as a controller for Super Smash Bros for Wii U

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if you had the 3DS version of the game and Nintendo released an attachment and a cable

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that will let you use a Game Boy Advance as a controller to play Game Boy games on the GameCube,

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gaming gamers, gam, gam, games, entirely.

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We'll have to wait to see whether this leak is as legit

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as the virtual game card system Nintendo officially announced at their direct this week,

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which basically lets you treat digital games like physical game cards, sort of.

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The feature will let you eject a digital game

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and then digitally load it on another console

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that you're also signed in on. And then you can also lend your games to members

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of your family group for 14 days. While it's not nearly as flexible

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as the game sharing features on, say, Steam,

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it's a whole lot better than Nintendo not letting you share games at all

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and then suing you for tweeting a Mario picture if you ask.

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Regardless, the Switch 2 is probably gonna sell like hotcakes and at least one large US retailer

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has told Insider Gaming they're worried about not having enough Switch 2 stock at launch.

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Me, I'm not worried about that. I'm worried about the Legend of Zelda movie

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that Nintendo confirmed is coming out on March 26th, 2027,

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starring Chris Pratt as Link. That's a joke, hopefully.

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What would he even sound like? Chris will just do the Mario voice again.

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Hey, you gotta save another princess. Looks kind of the same, to be honest.

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Reviews are up for the laptop version of NVIDIA's RTX 5090 GPU.

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And even if you don't like that it's called a 5090,

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despite having less than half the cores of the desktop version, reviewers,

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including PC Mag, have confirmed it's the new fastest mobile GPU.

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I thought if AMD sold enough 9070 XTs,

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they would make that not true, but here we are.

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Yeah, despite Team Red's mid-ranger knocking its launch out of the park,

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people are still telling their moms to buy the green ones.

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German retailer Alternate was even briefly selling

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one of the defective RTX 5090s with a lower amount of ROP units for the truly desperate.

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And while initial reports this week of shelves at Micro Center being filled

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with unsold 5090 stock kind of made it seem

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like gamers were finally drawing the line at paying $3,719 for a graphics card,

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turns out those cards sold out too.

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Gamers, what are we doing? What would GamerGamGam think?

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Google has apparently solved the component quality issue

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that caused the company to delay the launch of its mid-range Pixel 9a smartphone

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directly after officially revealing it. This is for you, but not right now.

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Google has now confirmed release dates for the phone which will launch on April 10th in the US,

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Canada and the UK, April 14th in much of Europe,

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April 16th in some Asian countries, except Japan.

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Don't ask when Google literally can't even think

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about Japan right now. I'm so busy. As for why they delay the release

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in a statement given to press, Google started right out with rumors and speculation

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regarding this delay are false.

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Okay, we didn't say anything. They are false!

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Geez. Unless you've speculated that the 9a was delayed

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due to a passive component not meeting Google's rigorous quality standards for device longevity

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and so Google just wanted to fix the small number of affected units.

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I mean, if you guessed that, then fine. Oh, you want the quick bits now?

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Oh, okay. Those are way in the back one sec.

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What am I doing? YouTube says they're running a small test

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where they're turning off notifications for channels a user is subscribed to

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if the user hasn't recently interacted with that channel's notifications.

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Now that may sound very dumb to you,

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but the problem is sometimes people don't manage

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their own channel-specific notifications and then they're like,

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oh, why am I getting so many YouTube notifications? And then they go and they turn off all notifications

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from the YouTube app entirely. And then YouTube has to tell investors

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that you're not engaging. See where they're coming from?

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YouTube has to protect you from yourself, not protecting YouTube.

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YouTube says channels that upload infrequently

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won't be affected, so don't worry. Each bomber guy will be fine.

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ASUS has unveiled its first AMD B580 motherboard

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with the company's 600 watt GCHPWR connector,

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which is positioned in line with the top PCIe slot, so compatible GPUs can slot in and receive power

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without needing a flimsy cable like your GamerGamGam's PC for the 1950s.

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The board uses ASUS's BTF design, which means all the cables you do need

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are plugged in to the back of the motherboard, and it's also featuring the company's updated Q release

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system to protect from repeated GPU insertions.

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So your card won't be damaged if you start every gaming session

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by pulling it out and blowing on it. It sometimes it helps. Meta had a great idea this week.

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Hey, why don't we add a new feed tab in Facebook

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that only displays content posted by your friends?

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The company says the feature will bring the magic of friends

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back to Facebook, because along with your friends,

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the magic has been taken a little bit of a break. It's kind of surreal to see Meta being like,

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yeah, we know we've been the ones destroying our own platforms with AI slop,

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but what if you didn't have to deal with all of that garbage,

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which we will continue to encourage. That's innovation.

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And shortly after OpenAI showed off chatGPT's upgraded image generator,

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people discovered it was particularly good at creating and modifying images to look like stills

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from a studio Ghibli film. Ghibli? Don't think so.

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That's fun. If you're one of those people though, maybe take a break because CEO Sam Altman says

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their GPUs are melting. So OpenAI is adding temporary rate limits

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on image generation. Also, anime image filters have been around for a while.

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And this one is making studio Ghibli founder Hayao Miyazaki cry, please.

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Please come back for more tech news on Monday or you'll make me cry.

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I won't let you see though unless you come back, which will actually prevent me from crying.

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So catch 22.
