Today I'm going to be Linus's assistant without him knowing. For the past few years, I've successfully snuck into my boss's house
and even managed to make money out of it. And what's become obvious is that his sense of awareness is zero.
This time, let's go extreme. This is his assistant.
So I'm going to take over your job for 24 hours. Okay. Linus's job includes managing his schedule,
grabbing him lunch, sitting in the meetings with him, and some random texts.
But first, I need to look like him. So you know what? I brought some clothing,
black shoes, black pants. I'm going to be wearing this as well.
This is not it. If you look closely, Ben's got his signature men bun,
and that's something I need to match. Yes, I'm going to let Benz to cut my hair.
Apparently, he cuts his own hair all the time. I also got his hair extension to make the men bun.
Yeah, let's do it. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
How is this men's bun at all? It's not.
That hair clearly didn't work out. I think I want a new men bun with a wig.
And now, who is Benz? I can change my look,
but there's one thing I can never change. My voice.
I need to figure out a way for me not talking too much. I'm going to get Benz to tell Linus
that he has to do some dental surgery and use some fancy medical terms.
Oh, another thing. So I am going to be having my wisdom teeth taken out.
They said there's something called like Pratalgia Fugax that I might have.
It's just the whole thing. So all that to say, I might not be able to say much next week,
but I'm sure I'll be available by chat. All right. I mean, if you need to take days off, you should just, yeah.
Covering his mouth is not enough. The easiest way to recognize someone is through their eyes.
You see, many celebrities use sunglasses as their undercover weapon.
But how do I make it work? People wear sunglasses after having laser eye surgery,
just to make it look less random. Benz is going to casually release this news.
Also, I heard you had laser eye surgery a while ago,
because I'm also getting it myself soon. And I, or like next week, actually.
I didn't have to wear sunglasses for a while. You're going to work right away? Yeah, it'll be okay.
Just like that. To get Linus to get used to this look before I start my shift,
I make Benz to work like this for three days. And he's been communicating with Linus with his whiteboard,
which perfectly worked out for my plan.
And now it's time for assistant Dennis.
Okay, I don't know why for some reason Linus is already here. Normally, he doesn't come here this early.
I just got my hair kind of done. It's not perfect yet.
I have to get other people to help. I had real Benz sit at his desk to buy me more time.
There you go. Okay, are we good? Yeah, way better than before.
Benz is out. I'm going to go in now, and then you can go chill there.
Lucky for me, Linus is having a two-hour long meeting,
and all I have to do is chill and prepare for the next meeting.
All I have to do is chill and prepare for the first encounter.
Task number one, grabbing Linus' lunch.
I don't even know. I have no idea what I'm supposed to be doing right now. I'm agreeing with Tanner.
I'm agreeing with Tanner. Okay, go there, please.
No way, we just had eye contact, and he did not know that I'm Dennis.
I'm sorry, honey. He won't go near. Oh, but he's supposed to go out to lunch with me.
Oh, okay, yeah. Matt, can you find out if Tanner can take lunch down
and we'll meet for script review after lunch?
Well, that was easy. My next test is to join Tanner's review when Linus is back.
He worked? He couldn't tell. He couldn't tell.
Dude, this is... Okay, let's do this thing.
Script review just started now. I'm gonna go in.
Linus did not even acknowledge my appearance for the first 30 minutes.
This isn't just a matter of going through the motions.
Vance can test to this while he could if he can talk.
But even when I'm sitting here... Safe again.
My job here is taking notes. But to be honest, the meeting is so boring,
I decided to slack off a little bit. Replace?
Oh, no, I was thinking... God! No, no, I was physically thinking...
I almost pee myself. Thank goodness, I only flinched a little bit.
Stacking is actually harder than doing real work. So I decided to go enjoy my lunch.
After the script review, Linus had some free time before the shoot.
Now I have to bring this big box Yvonne drop off to Linus and wish I have full interaction.
Should I put them here?
Just put them in his office.
People are not allowed to drop random things in my office.
We're literally one foot away from each other. He still couldn't tell that it was me.
Now I'm going to get him to look at me directly. Sorry, do you have a second to be in a full-point system?
This one is going to be your favorite product for 2022.
Sorry, Bance, can you hold the camera for me?
You good to go? I think you guys know that for me, I basically just...
Like, do the video and then...
It's gone! It's out of my mind.
I know.
I'll line the size of the LTT screwdriver. Cool.
All right, I have your word. No, no, it's all good, it's all good. Put me at the end.
Yeah, thank you, Bance. I was right in front of his face, but to make my plan perfect,
I need to establish that Linus is in the office too. This is me.
I need you to sit at your desk now. So I want him to know,
Vince is there, Linus is here too. Hey Linus, can I borrow...
I actually came a GoPro for scuba diving.
Okay, that's fine. Okay, sorry. Okay, that's fine, thank you Linus.
Why are you wearing sunglasses? Laser...
Can you see though? There's no doubt that Bance and Bance are both in today.
I can safely switch back. However, Tanner pointed this out.
When he was talking to Bance, it was... A little bit more like before he said something,
or when he finished saying something, there was just that like little bit of a smirk.
Bance can test to this. Well, he could if he could talk.
Bance, Bance, Bance. Let's say Bance in a weird way.
I don't know, I don't... I don't think he knows, because if he knows, he will start doing something.
I'm going to keep going.
Hey Bance, can you help people break the habit
of dragging extremely heavy things up to my office,
where I will almost certainly not do anything with them?
All right, who was it? 18 coaches, f***, worked out too.
We did buy a couple sh** chairs. We go from hero to zero.
All right, sure. I almost screamed. Now I start doubting myself.
He did had a weird smirk when he talked to me. Does he actually know and he's just trolling me?
He's a horrible actor. He would definitely laugh if I make myself
a little bit more obvious. So I'm going to test him without the men bun.
What's up, okay. Okay, we should go do the...
I will go do like thumbnail and... He didn't notice the difference.
I'm coming back without the pullover shirt this time. Wait, I got it, I got it, I got it, it's him, it's him.
Rain City wants the drawings confirmed today. When?
What? I can't do that today. Oh, this is just like...
But we can't do that today. Oh, there, that's an ally.
He didn't even look him, but right after they finished the shoot, this happened.
Vance is f***ing hardcore. So he gets eye surgery and dental surgery
in the same f***ing week. He actually doesn't know, otherwise he wouldn't make that comment.
I'm going to put my final stunt with the real Vance.
And... How old are you? Proctalgia Fuga X?
Oh, well, yeah. I already told you, I had no idea where you f***ed with this week.
Okay, see you later. He also has wisdom teeth, though.
And had eye surgery. Oh, poor guy. Within two days or something like that.
Yeah, I mean, sure. What?
Just... Well, okay, if you're here, then you're here. And if you're not, then it makes sense.
It's done. What am I going to do with people like this?
Does that work? You have oral and optical surgery.
Who does that? And it's like, can I take Monday off?
Why are you even here?
Luke, would you like to... Do you want a baseball cap?
Well, I'm... Doesn't Jay usually wear a baseball cap?
I haven't been... One last thing. Vance, I shall wait for you. She'll wait for me.
Yep. Okay. Okay, we'll almost meet at the women one more time.
Well, no menace, come on. That's a hell of a lot louder.
That is so weird. I think it's normal. Oh, it works really well.
You guys look just like him.
Vance?
All right, why is this kind of good? Your video to monetize.
Looks weird. This, uh... It does look weird.
It's pretty decent. It's strange. Yeah, it'll make it work.
I think it's okay.
What? What? What? What? What?
What?
Linus! Yes, I am Linus. I haven't been assistant all day for you.
You didn't realize I was assistant. I was putting you whole time,
moving into the boxes, in the office.
You actually didn't notice me? I really just wasn't paying attention.
No way! I last bought eight hours being Vance,
who actually did not have laser eye surgery.
I wear a contact. And you know what? What's that word we use?
Photology of forget? That means like, uh... Penal pain. Penal pain.
If you looked at that, you would know. I mean, there are huge glasses.
Well, I got you again. You got me.
Did you recognize me, Luke? Oh, he actually had a dental surgery.
That's real. That's nothing to do with this. Everyone knew. By the way, everyone in the office.
All right.