1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:06,480 Today I'm going to be Linus's assistant without him knowing. For the past few years, I've successfully snuck into my boss's house 2 00:00:06,480 --> 00:00:12,000 and even managed to make money out of it. And what's become obvious is that his sense of awareness is zero. 3 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:15,920 This time, let's go extreme. This is his assistant. 4 00:00:15,920 --> 00:00:20,880 So I'm going to take over your job for 24 hours. Okay. Linus's job includes managing his schedule, 5 00:00:20,880 --> 00:00:24,240 grabbing him lunch, sitting in the meetings with him, and some random texts. 6 00:00:24,240 --> 00:00:28,640 But first, I need to look like him. So you know what? I brought some clothing, 7 00:00:28,720 --> 00:00:31,760 black shoes, black pants. I'm going to be wearing this as well. 8 00:00:31,760 --> 00:00:34,960 This is not it. If you look closely, Ben's got his signature men bun, 9 00:00:34,960 --> 00:00:38,720 and that's something I need to match. Yes, I'm going to let Benz to cut my hair. 10 00:00:38,720 --> 00:00:43,280 Apparently, he cuts his own hair all the time. I also got his hair extension to make the men bun. 11 00:00:43,280 --> 00:00:46,560 Yeah, let's do it. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. 12 00:00:50,240 --> 00:00:53,520 How is this men's bun at all? It's not. 13 00:00:53,520 --> 00:00:57,120 That hair clearly didn't work out. I think I want a new men bun with a wig. 14 00:00:57,200 --> 00:01:00,400 And now, who is Benz? I can change my look, 15 00:01:00,400 --> 00:01:03,520 but there's one thing I can never change. My voice. 16 00:01:03,520 --> 00:01:08,560 I need to figure out a way for me not talking too much. I'm going to get Benz to tell Linus 17 00:01:08,560 --> 00:01:12,880 that he has to do some dental surgery and use some fancy medical terms. 18 00:01:12,880 --> 00:01:18,800 Oh, another thing. So I am going to be having my wisdom teeth taken out. 19 00:01:19,920 --> 00:01:23,440 They said there's something called like Pratalgia Fugax that I might have. 20 00:01:23,440 --> 00:01:27,520 It's just the whole thing. So all that to say, I might not be able to say much next week, 21 00:01:27,520 --> 00:01:33,440 but I'm sure I'll be available by chat. All right. I mean, if you need to take days off, you should just, yeah. 22 00:01:33,440 --> 00:01:38,560 Covering his mouth is not enough. The easiest way to recognize someone is through their eyes. 23 00:01:38,560 --> 00:01:42,480 You see, many celebrities use sunglasses as their undercover weapon. 24 00:01:42,480 --> 00:01:47,280 But how do I make it work? People wear sunglasses after having laser eye surgery, 25 00:01:47,280 --> 00:01:51,680 just to make it look less random. Benz is going to casually release this news. 26 00:01:51,760 --> 00:01:55,680 Also, I heard you had laser eye surgery a while ago, 27 00:01:55,680 --> 00:01:59,040 because I'm also getting it myself soon. And I, or like next week, actually. 28 00:01:59,040 --> 00:02:02,880 I didn't have to wear sunglasses for a while. You're going to work right away? Yeah, it'll be okay. 29 00:02:02,880 --> 00:02:06,320 Just like that. To get Linus to get used to this look before I start my shift, 30 00:02:06,320 --> 00:02:11,360 I make Benz to work like this for three days. And he's been communicating with Linus with his whiteboard, 31 00:02:11,360 --> 00:02:13,280 which perfectly worked out for my plan. 32 00:02:15,040 --> 00:02:17,440 And now it's time for assistant Dennis. 33 00:02:18,160 --> 00:02:22,640 Okay, I don't know why for some reason Linus is already here. Normally, he doesn't come here this early. 34 00:02:22,640 --> 00:02:26,160 I just got my hair kind of done. It's not perfect yet. 35 00:02:26,160 --> 00:02:30,160 I have to get other people to help. I had real Benz sit at his desk to buy me more time. 36 00:02:30,160 --> 00:02:33,520 There you go. Okay, are we good? Yeah, way better than before. 37 00:02:33,520 --> 00:02:37,040 Benz is out. I'm going to go in now, and then you can go chill there. 38 00:02:39,520 --> 00:02:42,560 Lucky for me, Linus is having a two-hour long meeting, 39 00:02:42,560 --> 00:02:45,840 and all I have to do is chill and prepare for the next meeting. 40 00:02:45,840 --> 00:02:48,560 All I have to do is chill and prepare for the first encounter. 41 00:02:50,800 --> 00:02:53,280 Task number one, grabbing Linus' lunch. 42 00:03:01,280 --> 00:03:05,520 I don't even know. I have no idea what I'm supposed to be doing right now. I'm agreeing with Tanner. 43 00:03:05,520 --> 00:03:07,200 I'm agreeing with Tanner. Okay, go there, please. 44 00:03:09,200 --> 00:03:13,280 No way, we just had eye contact, and he did not know that I'm Dennis. 45 00:03:13,840 --> 00:03:18,320 I'm sorry, honey. He won't go near. Oh, but he's supposed to go out to lunch with me. 46 00:03:21,920 --> 00:03:25,200 Oh, okay, yeah. Matt, can you find out if Tanner can take lunch down 47 00:03:25,200 --> 00:03:26,800 and we'll meet for script review after lunch? 48 00:03:28,880 --> 00:03:33,600 Well, that was easy. My next test is to join Tanner's review when Linus is back. 49 00:03:33,600 --> 00:03:37,280 He worked? He couldn't tell. He couldn't tell. 50 00:03:37,280 --> 00:03:42,400 Dude, this is... Okay, let's do this thing. 51 00:03:42,400 --> 00:03:45,120 Script review just started now. I'm gonna go in. 52 00:03:48,160 --> 00:03:52,320 Linus did not even acknowledge my appearance for the first 30 minutes. 53 00:03:52,320 --> 00:03:54,720 This isn't just a matter of going through the motions. 54 00:03:56,000 --> 00:04:00,640 Vance can test to this while he could if he can talk. 55 00:04:00,640 --> 00:04:03,760 But even when I'm sitting here... Safe again. 56 00:04:03,760 --> 00:04:08,000 My job here is taking notes. But to be honest, the meeting is so boring, 57 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:11,200 I decided to slack off a little bit. Replace? 58 00:04:11,200 --> 00:04:14,960 Oh, no, I was thinking... God! No, no, I was physically thinking... 59 00:04:14,960 --> 00:04:18,160 I almost pee myself. Thank goodness, I only flinched a little bit. 60 00:04:18,160 --> 00:04:22,560 Stacking is actually harder than doing real work. So I decided to go enjoy my lunch. 61 00:04:23,520 --> 00:04:26,800 After the script review, Linus had some free time before the shoot. 62 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:31,280 Now I have to bring this big box Yvonne drop off to Linus and wish I have full interaction. 63 00:04:31,280 --> 00:04:43,040 Should I put them here? 64 00:04:43,040 --> 00:04:44,160 Just put them in his office. 65 00:04:51,360 --> 00:04:54,480 People are not allowed to drop random things in my office. 66 00:04:54,480 --> 00:04:58,480 We're literally one foot away from each other. He still couldn't tell that it was me. 67 00:04:58,480 --> 00:05:02,720 Now I'm going to get him to look at me directly. Sorry, do you have a second to be in a full-point system? 68 00:05:02,720 --> 00:05:06,160 This one is going to be your favorite product for 2022. 69 00:05:06,160 --> 00:05:08,080 Sorry, Bance, can you hold the camera for me? 70 00:05:12,240 --> 00:05:16,080 You good to go? I think you guys know that for me, I basically just... 71 00:05:17,520 --> 00:05:19,440 Like, do the video and then... 72 00:05:21,360 --> 00:05:23,520 It's gone! It's out of my mind. 73 00:05:24,560 --> 00:05:24,960 I know. 74 00:05:27,600 --> 00:05:30,400 I'll line the size of the LTT screwdriver. Cool. 75 00:05:30,800 --> 00:05:33,840 All right, I have your word. No, no, it's all good, it's all good. Put me at the end. 76 00:05:33,840 --> 00:05:37,840 Yeah, thank you, Bance. I was right in front of his face, but to make my plan perfect, 77 00:05:37,840 --> 00:05:41,280 I need to establish that Linus is in the office too. This is me. 78 00:05:42,080 --> 00:05:46,080 I need you to sit at your desk now. So I want him to know, 79 00:05:46,080 --> 00:05:50,000 Vince is there, Linus is here too. Hey Linus, can I borrow... 80 00:05:51,040 --> 00:05:53,440 I actually came a GoPro for scuba diving. 81 00:05:56,560 --> 00:05:59,840 Okay, that's fine. Okay, sorry. Okay, that's fine, thank you Linus. 82 00:06:00,880 --> 00:06:04,000 Why are you wearing sunglasses? Laser... 83 00:06:04,720 --> 00:06:09,280 Can you see though? There's no doubt that Bance and Bance are both in today. 84 00:06:09,280 --> 00:06:12,400 I can safely switch back. However, Tanner pointed this out. 85 00:06:12,400 --> 00:06:17,120 When he was talking to Bance, it was... A little bit more like before he said something, 86 00:06:17,120 --> 00:06:20,480 or when he finished saying something, there was just that like little bit of a smirk. 87 00:06:20,480 --> 00:06:23,440 Bance can test to this. Well, he could if he could talk. 88 00:06:24,080 --> 00:06:27,760 Bance, Bance, Bance. Let's say Bance in a weird way. 89 00:06:27,760 --> 00:06:31,680 I don't know, I don't... I don't think he knows, because if he knows, he will start doing something. 90 00:06:31,680 --> 00:06:32,640 I'm going to keep going. 91 00:06:37,120 --> 00:06:40,320 Hey Bance, can you help people break the habit 92 00:06:40,320 --> 00:06:43,920 of dragging extremely heavy things up to my office, 93 00:06:44,480 --> 00:06:46,960 where I will almost certainly not do anything with them? 94 00:06:47,680 --> 00:06:52,240 All right, who was it? 18 coaches, f***, worked out too. 95 00:06:52,240 --> 00:06:55,360 We did buy a couple sh** chairs. We go from hero to zero. 96 00:06:56,800 --> 00:07:00,720 All right, sure. I almost screamed. Now I start doubting myself. 97 00:07:00,720 --> 00:07:05,600 He did had a weird smirk when he talked to me. Does he actually know and he's just trolling me? 98 00:07:05,600 --> 00:07:08,640 He's a horrible actor. He would definitely laugh if I make myself 99 00:07:08,640 --> 00:07:12,240 a little bit more obvious. So I'm going to test him without the men bun. 100 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:18,480 What's up, okay. Okay, we should go do the... 101 00:07:19,760 --> 00:07:22,960 I will go do like thumbnail and... He didn't notice the difference. 102 00:07:22,960 --> 00:07:28,160 I'm coming back without the pullover shirt this time. Wait, I got it, I got it, I got it, it's him, it's him. 103 00:07:29,120 --> 00:07:32,640 Rain City wants the drawings confirmed today. When? 104 00:07:32,640 --> 00:07:36,000 What? I can't do that today. Oh, this is just like... 105 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:39,920 But we can't do that today. Oh, there, that's an ally. 106 00:07:41,120 --> 00:07:45,040 He didn't even look him, but right after they finished the shoot, this happened. 107 00:07:45,040 --> 00:07:48,480 Vance is f***ing hardcore. So he gets eye surgery and dental surgery 108 00:07:48,480 --> 00:07:53,040 in the same f***ing week. He actually doesn't know, otherwise he wouldn't make that comment. 109 00:07:53,040 --> 00:07:55,520 I'm going to put my final stunt with the real Vance. 110 00:07:58,720 --> 00:08:02,320 And... How old are you? Proctalgia Fuga X? 111 00:08:03,520 --> 00:08:07,520 Oh, well, yeah. I already told you, I had no idea where you f***ed with this week. 112 00:08:07,520 --> 00:08:10,320 Okay, see you later. He also has wisdom teeth, though. 113 00:08:10,960 --> 00:08:15,360 And had eye surgery. Oh, poor guy. Within two days or something like that. 114 00:08:15,920 --> 00:08:18,960 Yeah, I mean, sure. What? 115 00:08:19,520 --> 00:08:24,160 Just... Well, okay, if you're here, then you're here. And if you're not, then it makes sense. 116 00:08:26,160 --> 00:08:29,840 It's done. What am I going to do with people like this? 117 00:08:32,800 --> 00:08:35,920 Does that work? You have oral and optical surgery. 118 00:08:36,560 --> 00:08:39,520 Who does that? And it's like, can I take Monday off? 119 00:08:40,640 --> 00:08:41,600 Why are you even here? 120 00:08:43,680 --> 00:08:47,200 Luke, would you like to... Do you want a baseball cap? 121 00:08:47,200 --> 00:08:50,800 Well, I'm... Doesn't Jay usually wear a baseball cap? 122 00:08:50,800 --> 00:08:54,640 I haven't been... One last thing. Vance, I shall wait for you. She'll wait for me. 123 00:08:54,640 --> 00:08:59,440 Yep. Okay. Okay, we'll almost meet at the women one more time. 124 00:08:59,440 --> 00:09:02,160 Well, no menace, come on. That's a hell of a lot louder. 125 00:09:02,720 --> 00:09:06,160 That is so weird. I think it's normal. Oh, it works really well. 126 00:09:06,160 --> 00:09:07,280 You guys look just like him. 127 00:09:09,680 --> 00:09:10,160 Vance? 128 00:09:13,360 --> 00:09:16,000 All right, why is this kind of good? Your video to monetize. 129 00:09:16,880 --> 00:09:20,640 Looks weird. This, uh... It does look weird. 130 00:09:20,640 --> 00:09:23,680 It's pretty decent. It's strange. Yeah, it'll make it work. 131 00:09:25,120 --> 00:09:26,000 I think it's okay. 132 00:09:29,600 --> 00:09:32,960 What? What? What? What? What? 133 00:09:33,200 --> 00:09:33,440 What? 134 00:09:38,560 --> 00:09:42,800 Linus! Yes, I am Linus. I haven't been assistant all day for you. 135 00:09:43,600 --> 00:09:47,200 You didn't realize I was assistant. I was putting you whole time, 136 00:09:47,200 --> 00:09:49,680 moving into the boxes, in the office. 137 00:09:50,320 --> 00:09:53,760 You actually didn't notice me? I really just wasn't paying attention. 138 00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:56,960 No way! I last bought eight hours being Vance, 139 00:09:57,680 --> 00:10:01,360 who actually did not have laser eye surgery. 140 00:10:01,360 --> 00:10:05,360 I wear a contact. And you know what? What's that word we use? 141 00:10:05,360 --> 00:10:09,200 Photology of forget? That means like, uh... Penal pain. Penal pain. 142 00:10:09,200 --> 00:10:13,200 If you looked at that, you would know. I mean, there are huge glasses. 143 00:10:14,320 --> 00:10:16,480 Well, I got you again. You got me. 144 00:10:17,840 --> 00:10:23,360 Did you recognize me, Luke? Oh, he actually had a dental surgery. 145 00:10:23,360 --> 00:10:28,400 That's real. That's nothing to do with this. Everyone knew. By the way, everyone in the office. 146 00:10:28,400 --> 00:10:28,800 All right.