Think about appeals you got to do at one take
There's two oh, it's on the inside. Yeah
Okay, you know I'm really good at Minecraft
We actually do know that I'm one of the ready for it fucking gamers around
If we were to do a one-on-one you wouldn't win a single game it
What was that for
Did you just like hit it with your thumb or what?
Okay All right, I'll be quiet!. What do I have to do here Tanner sir Tanner should I call you?
Okay, all right great map by the happy wheels
Yeah, I got in there click here for Twitter YouTube links. I'm all right
What's this sense is insane hold up his sinuses are as clean as my rectum
That's your sales pitch
Wait, how do I lower sense
Don't worry, we got you we got you I know this is your first time with Minecraft it there's there's blocks and
Start just start run just rip it off. Yeah, don't don't don't overthink it. Everything's gonna be fine
Okay, all right. It's so it's basically why is there a countdown? Okay?
Is it a parkour map? There we go. Okay. Yeah, it kind of looks like it. All right go down the water
Okay, but I wouldn't go all the way in the water, you know, okay. All right. Yeah, did that miss?
Okay, all right. These are All right get up here. Oh
I didn't do it that time
Let's have a little respect for the game
What is that that's just our air compressor in the shop, that's nothing okay
Okay, okay, so so I know if I touch
Dude it's aimed so high
Shot I gotta say it's an accurate blast though. Okay. All right, fuck
I'm not even hitting the water and it's set at all. I think what's happening is when you when your state changes when you go in water or
Go out of here. What you are you dead?
And you think it's one of my state changes and it's not yeah, can I tell you something privately?
It's not that mother fucker right next to us pressing a guy
But I'll tell you what I'll hold it. I'll hold it. I'll hold it
Can't trust the key with an iPad Him and every four-year-old in an all of our trust for the IPad we have to give him the IPad or he'll cry the whole time
Wait, how? How game integration so wait if I do this
Don't do it though. Well, let's just test it
I mean, yeah, oh god
Okay, stop stop. All right, let me follow that's your product eventually run out if you don't want to have
If you don't want it to have such outstanding asshole cleaning power
Then maybe you should design it with a less powerful jet. I couldn't I couldn't dream of that world
Okay The good news is I'm an electric
So we're on to the next part
Teleported me. It was a checkpoint. It's teleported. I didn't know that happened. Ah
Oh, it's in my shirt. Wait. I don't even know how to get back up. Do I have to restart? No
You wait you saw the checkpoint. No
Oh, I'm cringing. Oh my god. I'm gonna get this one all the way back
Okay, they're way for him to restart the map. I mean
Is it alright if it gets on the keyboard a little bit? You don't really want to stay in there. Do we have extra pants?
Actually, yes, I'd be happy to take you over to Creator Warehouse. We can get you some
LTT prototype pants. I'm gonna need some dude. What is this?
Is this even possible to win? Yeah, yeah, yeah, this is okay. Okay, you've got this right? Yeah. Oh, I
Wouldn't turn around what was that?
Did you see that? No, but I heard you saying you were really good at Minecraft. Okay, wait, you can't always believe everything here
Can you turn around for a second?
Come here you
Don't don't don't don't don't make me mad at them. You're not a happy wheels one. It literally
Teleported me
What is it don't get teleported
Okay, all right, I'll have you guys know I was trained by the techno blade, so I'm a gamer
Dude, this is crazy. It's just on my
ARM man, it's hitting my ARM in the right side of my head
Do we have towels for him?
Are you kidding me? Colin, please this you
And this is LTT Store
The water's frigid like ocean we were kind of expecting you to beat this a lot faster
You've seen it it teleports me every time. I don't understand. I think it's the mist. I think it's the mist. Do I just wait?
Okay, okay, see I'm here to help I'm here to help
Dude, it's a three-block jump. I don't have that dog in me. There's only so much I can do
Okay. All right. Okay. Hold up. Hold up. Hold up. This is just embarrassing. What are these wired up to do?
They have an unlimited water supply. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, okay There
No
Sorry
Do is there is there a backup plan if you can't do it
Okay, we have other maps. Would you like to try an easier map?
What is the smoke even me? No, I don't want to try anything. We're gonna be here till we finish
This is gonna go from the funny real quick to it's gonna hurt you. I'm gonna hurt you
Just bite you're just gonna be okay. We are on
This is insane
It is insane I'm here to coach I got you the road
I got you. You need some massage. Yeah, that'd be great. That'd be great. Oh, that feels great
I was expecting it. Don't touch me
Okay, wait for the smoke. Yeah, wait
Now you go And I'm just gonna I'm just gonna crouch. I'm gonna wait for a smoke cycle. Oh
You need to go fast. Okay. Okay. This is like a shaman film
The mist I Get it. See I get it. I get it. I mean the water in the water now time to spray me. I'm in the water now
Okay, I have to go fast
You speedrun music I specifically told them they had to find something very challenging for you because you're really good at Minecraft
I think you got to go a little earlier like before it's done now
Yeah, that jump is so hard that you don't understand how hard a three-block jump is
You're literally asking like LeBron James to dunk a basketball. It's actually really easy for him. I should have thought something harder for him
Okay, all right, we're fine We're fine. We're fine. We've only been here for seven minutes
This is not gonna be seven minutes in the video. So just understand understand the video you are watching right now
I've been getting I've been getting sprayed for seven minutes straight Floatplane exclusive
LMG GG slash Floatplane You guys are gonna have lots of behind-the-scenes and extras from this I suspect dude. My mic has got to be soaked
That's okay. That's a price. I'm willing to pay
You're willing to pay Do I have to play
Do I have to play
Watch watch watch watch. Okay. Okay. He's gonna get it. He's gonna get it. This is it I
Don't think it's possible by man. I don't think man can do it AI is necessary for this. Okay, so we move him to the next map
No, oh I see
Thanks, Tanner
Here we'll have
Whoa, come on. Come on. Come on. Don't get hit. Oh my god. That's just the first checkpoint. Yeah, no, that's actually embarrassing. We saw
Can I tell you off at all? Yeah, please Debbie. That's great. That's great
LTT's great. Okay First try for the fans got the red bull in them now
We know he's sponsored. So we just figured he'd want this on hand
Okay What why I mean the instructions were pretty clear. Yeah, it's just okay. He don't buy so then you need to follow the instructions
Okay, all right. You're right Are they just random? Hey, there's a cycle. Oh, I see I see I see but the explosions is the weird thing. Yeah
I wonder if I can just tank it by walking No, okay. All right. Yeah. Okay. Okay. No, okay. I got you. Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you now
Thank you. Thank you the water. Thank you. Okay. Okay, so if you touch the block even a little bit, okay
All right, it's not it's not it. No, dude You know what sucks is the longer in the water the more it sprays even if I'm trying to get out
You are gonna be the world's cleanest asshole
No, are you are you calling me an asshole? I don't
No, no, no, no, no, I mean he's actually been an amazing guest
And I feel genuinely bad about what we're doing to him right now. Okay. It's all right. It's fine. It's fine cuz I'm gonna crush this
It's about pattern recognition. Yeah
So the second one so the pattern is if you go in the water you get sprayed
Cycle three. Did you recognize that one? Cycle four. There you go
cycle one cycle two
cycle three cycle four
Second one cycle two
cycle three cycle four
Cycle five. Oh That's a long gap though. Okay. Yeah, it's so cycle one
Cycle two Cycle three
Yeah, I thought it was after five I honestly think the cycle is different every time I was just saying that out loud
Okay, I just have to wait Yeah, go wait go
Oh, wait, oh, let's go. I try to time I try to time like a god
There's so much water our workshop is gonna turn into a pool
Damn it
Do we have to lick the towel my tongue is a bit wet
I
Wish there was sense to what this is happening. Hey, you know, it's stupid you hang out with like XQC
And you're like, let me give you a free computer, right? Like like Carl Jacobs. Here's a free computer
And then it's me and it's like oh How about oh you get where our fucking merchant gets soaked for me now
For what it's worth Carl paid for that computer And XQC's didn't work. I
Heard that
So really you're doing really well, yeah, yeah, it's not bad. I'm you not at the game
Hey, oh, I want that Okay, I'm gonna wait for the one close to me to go
Okay, you got this you got this. Oh, you got this. Oh
Oh What do I go? Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh my god, is that another three block jump? Yeah
Okay, it goes it goes it goes it goes okay, okay
Dude, what is the pattern do you see the pattern cuz I don't it's random
Man Oh
Really though, how long are we gonna make him do this you guys until he quits. Oh
You've seen his subathons, right? I don't quit something. Yeah guys
If it's a war of attrition you want it's a war of attrition you'll get I'll do this till it's not fun for you
You're not you're not even on the map anymore. We're screen recording, right? Oh, yeah, okay here here. Oh, okay
I'm trying to here. I got I got you. I got you. I don't need it. I don't need it. Okay. I don't need this. I
Don't need you. I don't need any of you. Okay. I'm a parkour God
Can we please also have a change of clothes ready for him we do
Wonderful, can we get another change of clothes in case he wants to change after this challenge into the next one like
Hoodie shirt. Do we have pants get him some pants? Okay. Thanks. Oh, we got underwear. We got everything. I
Get an engineering samples of the socks. So he has new socks. He's probably soaked down to his socks at this point
I'm just gonna know everything. I'm so okay
Okay, it was all part of our secret plan to get him as into our merch as we are into his
man Dude, huh the second that people saw we were carrying the swipe and the swipe plus on our store
Yeah, our internal comms lit up with oh my god
Can I use my yearly allocation of LTT Store credit to get swipe bidets smart and I was like
Well, the yearly allocation perfectly lines up to getting a swipe plus bidet. I
Have a question even I'm wet now Yes, sir question. What is the thing after this? Is it harder?
Do you think I'm doing as good as you expected better than you expected or worse than you expected
When do you expected me to give up and whatnot?
You thought I'd give up on him
But I never put in the towel. That's the thing about me
I feel like that was a compliment
So I'm getting so frustrated. I'm not I'm not even mad at you guys. I'm just mad at myself
God perhaps Minecraft the game itself. I
Knew it. I knew it. I baited the game
I feel warm downstairs
What What no, I had that one okay one more one one more one dude. It's there's so much water
Are you guys looking at this? It's a powerful today. We can't change that. Look how much water there is
You sick man All right, it's my last run. It's warm. There's my last one that I'm quitting out. Okay. All right
Then we'll do the next map. We'll get you to change your clothes, okay?
One more run That was a bad attempt
Such a gamer move Last run last run to the gamer montage dinner
Yep, no you got this. No, no one more one more last one
LG I said LG mom stop
Okay, LG Chill
Now What
You didn't see anything
All right, check check me out last one
Actually, I actually think you're a bad person now. I think you're this is this is a this is a this is an affliction
I'm clothing you I gave you a computer
You didn't actually
Okay, all right. All right. Okay. I want to try can I try my love to try be my
Okay, can you get me out of the water first at least like it's common decent. I got you. I got you. I got you
Okay, all right. I'm gonna need my own change of clothes here
First thing you need to do is press a first thing I need to do is
Account for that my butts wet now. Thanks for pre wetting the seat. Why bad there press a to go third person
Ah Why would I sorry, why would I go third person?
Because you tell me to go all to four it's a how to unlock any
Okay, I forget I don't remember how this game works. Do you run by default? I don't minecraft you control you control
That's not gonna work though it well, I think that I don't think that you control in your space. Yeah, you can also double-tap. Don't leave
Oh Yeah, okay. Okay. Okay. Well, I don't want to miss this first jump. So I'm gonna make sure oh damn
Okay, that's a little frustrating Yeah, and then imagine you're just trying to get out of the water and it doesn't again
Yep, and then imagine you're climbing the ladder and it doesn't a third time
You know what? I don't really need to imagine it because I um, yeah, I got to experience it for my
See
Okay, sorry shift is running my world. So I'm not having a little bit of trouble here. Oh wait wait wait, okay
All right. No, I can do this. Yeah, kind of if you do if you get this. I actually think I'll never play video game again
All right Okay, so just patience. Okay, it's a virtue
So bottom left. Oh Okay
Dude, I think it's random. I Think it is random. I think it's actually random though like random random. That's what I said. I think it's random
Well, what do you think random means? I think it's random
I'm playing video games. I'm playing video. I'm playing video games. No, don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it
Don't worry about it. All right, go ahead whenever you're ready
Uh-huh
Sorry, sorry, I have such fragile problems. Okay, don't
Don't show him everything. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Don't give him that. Okay. That's weird. I know right? That's really weird
Okay, who's that sure that? Oh
Okay, all right do that same thing again. Yeah, yeah, no problem
Okay, I think the explosions are just a distraction. I don't yeah, they probably stop you running. I don't think there anything
Okay
Maybe there's something oh
Yeah, it's going down my neck now. Yeah. Yeah, that's that's when it gets falling. Let's go down the neck
This is actually impressive this setup
It's like an Arduino basically
Yeah, I'm kind of a tech guy Yeah, we know I know about arduinos and what have you and what not and also GPUs and CPUs and what have you
Damn it Okay, I'm out
All right, well we try to map one mission failed, okay
What's the next challenge Tanner?
Go to the next one. All right, okay, okay, dude. I'll always call in still working on close for him
Okay, so the drop the drop. I'm actually good at the dropper
Okay, all right welcome to the dropper one goal survived the fall one rule don't break blocks by
Berger, okay Okay, he's good at this one video settings render distance far copy on it. What's our render distance at?
It's it's not even far right now. Let's fix that
Brightness bright cloud off
Brightness bright, where's brightness brightness bright cloud off, okay?
Okay, the dropper 16 levels extra packs, okay?
Okay, just in case so so Yeah, I've got a short scripted bit here on what the dropper is. Oh
Do you want red? Oh, yeah? I'll take one. I'll swap out. Oh my god. It's frigid like ice cold
I legally have to make that sound when I drink it really no
Dude, that'd be crazy. All right. What is this? What is this?
Be ready to become mad. Why does it say that? I don't know
Maybe because you should be ready to become mad. I am become mad destroyer of minecraft
Level one madness. Okay, so I hit this I'm gonna drop and then I have to not hit a block. Okay. Oh
Okay, I mean, I think you got this. It's just swirls
easy oh That's so but I did it right
Why are you punishing me for doing it? That's right? I mean, I did tell you there'd be punishments sort of regardless, but you could have done it more right
You know I did not on water. No, there's fall damage
Well, it's alright look I hey hey I first tried that yeah a beast of that shit
What would have happened if you'd taken fall damage though? I doubt that's what I don't want to find out
I see teleport to next level. All right. Here we go. I believe in you. Wait, you want him to do 16 levels? Yeah, they're quick
Checkpoint deek. All right All right
Oh, this is to go back Have you ever done anything like this before? Yeah, I competed in several minecraft championship tournaments
Oh, I don't mean have you played minecraft before holy fuck. What do you mean? I know you play minecraft
I mean like like an interactive gaming experience like this
I've played with shock collars several times in the past
If that counts as interactive yeah, yeah, okay, what the fuck was it wait, why did I do this?
No, don't tell me this is the wrong way to go. Oh, no, does he have to hike all the way back up? Oh, no, let's do that
It's right Wait, this is where I came from. Oh
Wait teleport to next level. Okay All right, set spawn set day set night. Okay, sure
I played in several tournaments. I didn't win any of them. That's fair, but I was in them
This is where I came from. This is just the same level over and over
Am I smoking hot?
Sorry, there's not a correct phrase to say but I'm confused here lives
All right, okay, hold up hold up hold up hold up
So it's over here
Okay, we found it. Okay, here comes the drop. I stand here level two is called fall
Okay
Okay, what what was that? Okay, I died what happens?
Okay Dang that is very unpleasant the living room. What is the living room?
The living room is where you go when you're not dead. Let's try it out
Okay, I mean, yeah, this seems like you can probably do it without oh shoot. What we're
Oh, I heard something go but it didn't trigger apparently. Okay, that's probably just as well
All right, the living room Oh
Dude, where am I supposed to
What what happened I think I have some idea what that is
Okay, what is it? You can ignore it for now. Sure. I
Believe what am I supposed to fall in that tiny little?
Ah
Like little gel pellets
My god, they broke on my skin
This is what you guys do for work
That was okay, all right, I gotta focus
I know I know I'm supposed to go man
I landed I landed
Okay, all right, okay, you got this I believe I yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you got this you got this
I think I can just go over here. I think I can cheese it
Nice Dude is dark as as yeah the night. Oh
Nice Okay, easy. I'm actually rooting for him at this point find the button
Okay, fuck you mean find. Oh, I wish I didn't do that. What just happened. I killed the jack-o-lantern now. It's dark. Oh
What Can I make it to that is that water over there will he ever be able to play Minecraft about PTSD again, dude
I was actually very scary. Dude. It's so dark
My my brightness is on maxi mom
Okay, give me fast I
I'm on max. I just can't beat this. Okay. Okay. Oh
Narnia, I
Thought that was water
Oh, we're good
Okay, I'm not doing the living room
Wait, I have to do it. Oh
Don't tell me things. I don't want to hear. What are these? Oh
No, they do nothing. They do nothing. You can't like throw them down and make water to land in
Wait, is that right? I don't know. Do I look like I minecraft? Why does it smell like shit?
It smells like shit
Do you smell that actually dude it smells putrid are you kidding me?
It smells vile
Dude, this is okay
The point we were trying to make is that that's what your ass would be like without the swipe today
We're really here to help you
Dude, do you have a fresh hoodie for him? Can we at least get him changed out of the wet top?
Do you have a t-shirt as well? Are you a large? Oh, yeah, but I don't like the you see a large
Yeah, I don't like any soon that
Well, he's gonna need more changes, so yeah, oh, hey, it's our ad block shirt
This was a limited edition when we did a little while back. Oh, I guess you'll have to redo your mic
Yeah, I could put the mic I can just put on my chest
Here you go, man. All right, this is great. Are you rolling you rolling? Okay?
Have you ever tried our apparel? I've never tried your apparel
This is our devious plan to get you to do it, but you've somehow swindled me
Repping ad block. I'll just rock this. You sure? Yeah, just t-shirt. All right
Look, let's be real. I think more layers has not helped me in this case. That's fair
That's valid. That's valid Do you want to adjust it that way just a touch? Yeah
It's did you did it trigger again? It smells horrible. Uh, it smells so bad
Dude, it's just like leaking out of its fart box box. No, I clicked it by accident. I'm gonna die aren't I?
Yeah, dude, it smells so bad. Okay. Okay. What's doing the fart box dude? It smells bad
Okay, I got it now. It smells like manure. It smells it does smell like manure smells like cow
It's just full damage
Okay, I Genuinely do not know how to beat this level. Okay. Why is there a plunger?
Okay, so Okay, this is the weirdest game of dropper ever played. Can I collect the jack-o-lantern?
No, it just goes away. Okay. Okay So one the strat I found is you can go to the bridge then you can follow the bridge to this other section
But you need to find a hidden button if you do that
Fall damage you can't have fall damage. Yeah, okay, buddy. You gotta know that you gotta know that yeah, so yeah
Then you go there's text here. There's text here. Yeah, but it's bro. Follow the pumpkins
It's just too dark no, no, that's the thing is the pumpkins are the
We need to spread there wait wait you can hit this hit the white hit the white what no I was going the wrong way no no no
You look good out there, thanks not enough people are talking about that
This is crazy. This is insane. You see this
That's because it doesn't have my supple baby-like skin
I
What just happened, okay, okay, hold on hold on you got a sprint jump, okay
I need it to be shift. I can't I can't this nice nice sprint. I know you got that
Okay, now climb up this little staircase. You're in front of you. Well, where did all the pumpkins go?
No, no, they're gonna come up. They're gonna come up. You just gotta go to that staircase right there. I
Can't even see it. I know
You went up it though. I did. Yeah, I think so
Well, you went over it. Oh, it's a fall down you want to take full damage
You went past it. Well, any block above three blocks is gonna give you fall damage
rookie rookies Look, I don't minecraft. Okay, what do you do?
You play that one Canadian hockey game Actually slap shot rebound is very fun slap shot rebound. That's it
Are you got to go up that you got to go up it how did you even get as far as you did?
I can't see anything. You have to just know that it's there and then climb up it
To be fair, I destroyed the pumpkins, which is the only way that gave light so yeah, I just know I said that I was like
No, I thought there's pumpkins. I thought they would respawn the pumpkins when I died
It turns out they don't do that. It's kind of a first-come-first-served type scenario
You look good playing right now. Do you think we'll be friends forever?
First time someone's laughed at that question
Okay, so we just got a spring forward and jump
Wasn't sure where the edge was
All right, let's go for our third challenge
Okay
How good are you at speed running I can get it a seated or random
Random
Just started just actually start a brand new game
Okay, okay, sure, okay
Brave New World Linus, what's it called boy Linus?
No, what's L L L TT dot store close enough?
I said he store.com Romulus and penis
Which of us is penis? I'm Romulus
All right All right, Romulus. Let's see what you got. Oh
My god. Look the soccer cherry blossom update
So, what are we? Where'd my prompter? Apologies for playing bobbing. Okay. All right
So we're doing glitchless any percent hardcore is that
Okay, so we'll just
Okay
Well, let's just so it's a how long should it take him to like win or whatever
I'm not good at this game. It would take me yeah, I could get it done, you know
It's not exactly gonna be world record pace per se
I mean you made a stick that's more than I can do in Minecraft. Yeah, no not only to have a stick
Now you've got a pickaxe pickaxe not a pig stick
Oh Okay, is this a good seed?
No, no, no, you want a village that way you can get iron really fast or you got steel or whatever the hell
But but we got pumpkins, which is a good source of food, right and food is integral
Right, right, right, right. Yeah, and then we're gonna mine some some rock
Yeah, cuz you need a rock to mine iron. I feel like I'm talking to my kid right now mob
So I see wonder why they kill me. I'm just mining. You ever listen to Minecraft parodies of the kids
No, okay, stupid question
Do you know any mind name three Minecraft creators Carl Jacobs, okay, dang
Sure, yeah, lock it in Ludwig. No, I do not count
I got one more Preston
Does he count yeah, he counts I guess you don't even who is the greatest Minecraft player of all time
Yes, yes, dude, see when you don't know the answer just don't you know cats and sparkles, you know, it's clean
It is the best ass to kiss
All right, okay Do you usually show this heart? Yeah, you shouldn't have taken all
Dude the smell. Oh, why did I deserve that?
He spends his whole life trying to keep that smell out of his life. Yes. Yes, the world actually though. Yes, okay
What else do I need? Build a hoe
Nice it's a stone-cold. Oh, you've got yourself there. Mm-hmm
All right Now to beat the game of Minecraft you need it's so cooked. It's so cooked
This is like getting Magnus Carlson and then saying hey man, we want to see you ARM wrestle. I
Don't know what I'm the Magnus Carlson of yet, but
I was about to ask okay, so what games should you be playing right now, dude
It's so bad. I actually can't talk Do you smell it?
Only a little it's kind of really blowing right at you. Yeah, it is really it's in the front range tight beat. Yeah
Well, what game am I the okay the game I'm best at that I would never lose to you in a single game Super Smash Brothers Melee, okay
I don't think you would ever take a stock off me a
Stock what's a stock like a single life you start four lives. Yeah, okay, okay?
Given a hundred games, I wouldn't lose one to you really not one stock in a hundred games
The only lives I would lose is when I take my own life. Hey, hold on a second
I forgot about this. Yeah, when you challenged me and you said you would beat me at any game. Yep
We still have to do that. I know I come in down to LA
Cuz I kind of feel like I should take him on in Minecraft based on how good he is at it
What'd I do? He took fall damage, dude. He was like one health. Oh my god
Yeah, you need to come to LA we're gonna do a bro versus bro Okay, all right, do you have your games list yet? Yeah, what I would go shoot
I think I listed them on the land show shoot. Well, I think I remember but I didn't know a single one of them
They're all made in the 1990s. No, they were not. What are they? I think one of them was beat saber. Okay. Yeah, that's fine
I think one of them was Anna 1800. Okay, which was not made in the year 1800. It's just about the year 1800
It'd be impressive though. What was No, no, no, it was probably we're gonna play sieve six against yeah
I don't think it was said because I haven't touched a sieve game since sieve to speaking of games
um, I Mean if I wanted to be a complete asshole. Yeah, say supreme commander, but that's kind of another RTS
I think I'd wanted to pick a different you are limited to one John a game per genre. Yeah, one game
That is that is typical of the rules. I've got to pick
I've got to pick another game genre
I What are game genres eat a pumpkin oh puzzle now, there's no way I'm gonna beat him out of puzzle game. He's way smarter than me
I'm with you like you like chess. Oh, I do like chess. Yeah. Yeah. No, no, I'm a millennial
So I just I don't use like to mean that you like it. I just use it as a filler word
No, I mean I do like I like chess like chess, you know, I didn't mean you like chess. I put both are correct
I like I like that game intergenerational translation at work here. Um, yeah, I'm not gonna beat him out of puzzle game
I don't think
Games I know how to play
You got that's how you got nothing
Is beat saber and oh 1800 No, no, I got so I'll come up with something else. So the way the brothers bro works is that you get three games
I get three games and there's four neutral games for neutral games. You know what?
I'll take you on a tower fall Tower flight. Yeah, what is that game? It's platformer come like it's a 1v1 platformer game
You shoot arrows at each other. Okay. Yeah, it's really fun. I'm surprised you haven't played it
I might have I just don't have a name off top absolute blast your archers
And you kind of jump around and like shoot arrows at each other and there's like IV arrows and spike arrows and bouncy arrows
What's that game where you got to run by someone and if you run oh yeah, knit hog
That'd be a good game to play. Well, you feel free to pick knit hog. I should be a neutral in a way. Oh, okay
Do you have a lot of hours of knit hog? Uh, I have some I have like five. I probably have about the same as you
Can I keep it a stack with you keep it a what can I keep it a stack with you a stag a stack a buck
But I keep it 100 100 a stack is a hundred a hundred percent. Can I be real? Can I be honest?
Yeah, of course, can I keep it a stack with you? You never heard this you guys have heard this
I have never heard this. No cat. It hasn't made it north
dude Sorry, let's try out this on your on your skibbity skibbity. Yeah skibbity toilet, right? Sounds great
It sounds natural. Is your kids like skibbity toilet? No, actually, I introduced them to it and they didn't like it. No
Okay, because I introduced it to them. Anyway, yes, you can be a stag. I'm gonna be a stag real quick
I am not gonna come close to beating this game
Yeah, yeah, no, that's fine. I have been slowly minding
Gravel just for like the past 10 minutes while we've been talking making no progress and I just ran out of pick
Oh Let me try the last map. Okay. All right
Has he triggered every effect? Oh
No, I see there's one that he hasn't
Okay All right 30 ways to die
This map was inspired by the map called 11 ways to die. So they added some
New updates must be at least easy difficulty
Don't know that's yeah Report any bugs
Looking over your shoulder any I'm nervous man. You're doing great. All right. This is one
Okay What to do click button. Oh, I mean maybe but you might die, right? I
Don't know. I just I have all I have is some iron tools a block of iron in the middle. Yeah
No, it's not a button, right? It's a it's a pressure plate. Okay. So we could put something on it. Maybe
No, the same portal, bro
It's the game of my people
Cake is a lie, dude. Yes
What? There's something out there. Yeah, it's like that's just for the switch. Yeah, it's like a node block
Okay, I can I be real you can be you can be no cap
stack buck Whatever works for you. What the hell am I doing?
Maybe there's something outside full stack
Okay, maybe okay, I see I see I see the vision I see the vision, okay, so I pressed if I press this button what happens
Yeah
Okay, I think it's making noise. Is it a note block?
Shrugs
Maybe I just I got to go up. No, there's no way
Oh
God I forgot what being what's like. I just fell out of the world
I fell out of the world. I fell out of the world at the restart. Okay
Did you ways to die? Okay, did you expect me to be this bad?
Um Dude, I just fell out of the world. There's nowhere to go nothing to do with this
I'm trapped in a box of emotion. Wait. Yeah, how do we can we just reset?
I'm trapped in a stone box
They'd be grateful if it was a mr. Beast, but he'd be there for a week
Restarting the whole world like
Recreate okay, there you go. Okay. Oh
I recreated it into the exact part where I die. Okay, wait. No, but it's fine because I'm in creative
Okay, we're good we're good I I feel like I did here gentlemen
I don't know how to play the world anymore. I'm sucking up glass case. Okay, you just turn on like oh
I didn't get any body shots thankfully I
Turned I let it hit me thinking it wouldn't be bad and it wasn't horrible, but it wasn't great. Yeah
That has a lot of ammunition in it. I don't know how much they were expecting to shoot you
Yeah, it is and look at this. This is how you feel them. Oh look how many extras there are
Yeah, cuz you had to soak them
Yeah, I knew we had a lot of fans of Ludwig here. I didn't know we had a lot of people who f***ing hated him
Yeah, right haters at the ready
My gosh, okay, so you've got a lot of ways to die and they're ready for you. Okay. All right
Okay break times over Okay, he's gonna beat this challenge. I will be one of these games. I promise he's gonna beat one challenge
Where are these skulls here? Okay?
All right, okay, let's just be intelligent rational beings
I have five ladders five iron a pickaxe and a shovel or pickaxe and an axe what to do when I hit button
The node block starts making little signals when I step on this
Nothing happens. I don't know if there's audio that I need for this. Tell us the goal is the goal to get out of the box
Oh, how's it going? horrible
Oh Okay, so we actually don't know so it science doesn't know what to do with this yet. No, okay, that's fine
There's nothing wrong with that Because I can I can be science right
Okay, so so it's popular and if he isn't good at it, then he's just it's a media don't ever say that about me
So so now I go here see you've seen this technology. No, this is really good. You're doing really good actually. I think
wait fudge
Okay, now I'm on top You're on top you're on top of the world. What is this for?
What I supposed to be on top the answer is almost to surely know I feel like I'm supposed to be teleported box to box
So there's something inside, okay, they're way for us to trigger the box. Maybe if you stand on it does it teleport you
Well, it's yeah, you shouldn't have done that
Okay, no, no, there's probably something in the room
It has to be something to do with the thing in the middle
Maybe I have to hit the button while being on the plate sure
I don't know how to I'm getting upset. I'm getting mad. I'm getting and you know how I get when I get angry
What oh
You have to figure out the right way to die what oh
So this one's fall damage Yeah, it's got to be okay. Well, that's easy then. Oh my god, but you want to die all at once
You don't want to do this like eight times because you got the
You know punishment PC going here. So you picked a game
Really object of the game is to die but my object in real life is to not see you keep saying you but I had nothing to do with it
That's it's more like the the general my god. It keeps restoring his health. I know because I have too much food bar
Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I hate that when I get too much food bar too much food bar and you're telling me now
Uh, can I die in this room? How do I kill myself? Oh, but if you hit the harder ground, does that hurt more?
Yeah, that's gonna take a really long time
How do I kill myself? I don't know
I don't know how to do it faster Uh, I'm just gonna do the slow way then
Okay, just don't eat the food, right? Yeah
Oh my god, he sounds so defeated. What have you guys done to him? You saw how much energy he had when he came in here
He was so full of life and spunk
I was so full of spunk once now. He's full of piss and vinegar
Okay, just keep I'm just gonna keep doing this till I die
It's the saddest thing this is the saddest thing I've ever done
At least hey, we're getting good luck with the rng the gun hasn't gone off in a while
You just have to say like that You just have you have to say
What is it the end of the fireworks display? This is the way the health fire is popping
It smells so bad Press the thing
Maybe press the button Maybe you gotta press it because I'm low health
Okay, but you get it
Okay, he likes the butt puncher way too much. All right, I did it
I'm stuck in a glass box again
I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done, man. I'm done. You know what we're gonna win. You know, we're gonna beat
We're beating wipe out. What we're gonna beat wipe out. No, we're not beating wipe. Oh my god, stop
It's the only game here that we have any chance of beating we
What is this we it's the royal we you didn't do but I can do this
Do you believe in me? I made it almost as far in this as you did
So we can do it. Oh damn it
Okay, all right
That's a good one Wait for it. Oh, is that part of the pattern? Maybe I think if there's three you go for sure
What dude what it's mine. Okay. I forgot how I forgot how bad this one gets I forgot
I forgot how cold the water is That's why you got to get the swipe pluses attached Canadian water
I appreciate that. Yeah. Well, so the heater is supposed to be if you go in lava. Uh, yeah fire and use the furnace got it
Honestly, the heater's nice
Oh my god Slime used to sleep with a heater directly on his face. Hey, just be happy that we didn't have the shot calling
What would that have even been for when you die? Oh
So we had to improvise a little bit Okay
Thanks for buying us the extra hour to um make this experience like this
What it's not moving Can you throw the heater back on
Okay, sorry buddy mold into the full sense of security. I just I just I need I need to leave here with a victory
Oh
I don't need luck. What's the record for this map? Do we know?
Oh, he's got two down Three down. He's gonna do it. Not yet. It'd be cool. She's gonna know that would have been it
Oh, man, the thing is you can't visually get across how bad this is smelling in my nose
But I'm not exaggerating. It smells like Okay, but hold on. Hold on. You gotta watch this guy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You gotta watch this guy
So it's gotta be when that's up and that one goes then you can go before it'll come
So I'd go now. So here. Hold on. They're all in their own timer. So the other one is that I'd go now that
I wait for the yellow That okay, the yellow one's a bad cycle. No, but the yellow one's consistent
The other ones are on their own cycles. So you gotta wait for the cycles to align
Like that one would have been good. Okay. Okay. I see the vision. I see the vision. Yeah, okay
Chief vision officer right here. Let's go
Oh god
Okay, so we're in order of magnitude or two off of that. Oh, so now it's a problem by last two wall
Oh
He's got a shotgun there anyway, right? Okay, then we're good
Oh, okay that was exciting. I don't know what happened there. Okay
I mean realistically, we're just gonna use this like ptsd face for his anyway, right? Okay. Okay. I'm back. Holy
He's back back again. I should have gone. Ludwig's back. Tell a friend
I'm gonna go the next the next time the yellow falls back. Ludwig's back. Ludwig's back. No, no, no, no, no, no, that's terrible
Holy Holy
Wait, okay, the fog is back. What is that? I'm sure you can
Oh, it's a fog I
I had nothing to do with that I got teams open
Okay, okay, hold on. Okay. Do you have to jump off the like the
That's what I kind of want to do, but I can't you're like bound. Okay. I'm an accessible gamer yet. Okay. All right
So I just have to jump. Why are there two of them though? Is there a reason?
Oh We'll find out right now
Okay, okay. All right. All right done. You know what to do here
I got pushed off Where do I go?
Where do I go? Okay, I go back here. Okay. Do you know what to do here? Do you?
Well, it's white belt. So this is the part with the big balls
Right, but for whatever reason I'm getting pushed into the balls I think that actually happens in the show itself as you get pushed into the big balls. Yeah, okay. Okay ready?
I keep waiting at the top like it's August
Okay All right, when I'm at the top I have to go
Whoa, nice. Okay. Okay. They're bouncy. They're bouncy. Yeah bouncy balls bouncy balls bouncy balls. Yeah, I get it
Yeah, it's a good product good water pressure
Oh Okay, that was very close though. I have to keep my sprint. I have to go left to right
I have to serpentine the serpentine It's a serpentine situation. Yeah. Yeah, it was all you know what to do and he was all yeah, I do. Oh god
Oh
No, that looks really good. That looks really good. You look like you're so wet. You're doing a really good job there
We have new pants for him, right? Yeah. Okay good w w in the chat
Do you know what I mean? I don't even feel bad for that one. You know what anita max one is
Uh, what sorry the streamer anita max one. No, I'm bad. No, that's not a streamer anita. No, no, no
Anita max twin. Yeah, you've never heard of anita
You think I've never heard of the name anita to mean I need to
Literally on the simpsons. Okay
Okay, wait, I'll just wait here. Oh, okay. So the bounce is only
I over shot. I over shot, dude
Okay, all right Okay, no, no, you're doing great. I'll just uh
Dude, it's actually it's actually way harder than it looks. You know who'd be good at this
Um, Carl
I'll pretend I know what a smear is
smear this No, I mean, I know it's a person. I just mean I don't know anything
No, smear this like smear this all over your face like smear like it's a smear
Like so what I did is I said a fake name and then you said what is smear?
And then I would made a sexual innuendo from it and you fell for it
It seems like a bit of a reach you've never heard us around
Okay, okay. Okay. I have to do one go I have to do one go
Shady's back shady's back shady's back
I I run at it. I run out of bounce. Yeah, you gotta have more bounce. I got you. I got you. I hear you
His new gamer tag is moira moira moira bounce
Oh, no way, okay, we're good. No, no, I believe I believe I believe oh no way. I believe so hard now
I've learned oh
I've learned the ways of the warrior Warning rotating logs
Okay, no, you got this though. So you go on it and it moves
Oh, right. So you have to be dead ass center. It doesn't visually move
I think you just got to be dead center. It doesn't visually move even a little bit
It's not even about being dead ass. Oh, it stinks Oh, no, it's not even going off right now. Is that you? Yeah, that's just me. I'm like right. I'm like right in the zone
This is insane No visual indicator and this game is the best selling game of all time
I guess it's that true
No, no way You only got to do one more. You only got to do one more
Whoa, it's rotating the other way. That's so annoying. That is so annoying to make it spin the other way. Okay. All right noted
Notice me senpai
Okay Oh, that was so
I had it. I played so well
Okay Okay, I'll see if it I can beat this
Do you believe me? Um, I believe in your determination. I'm just a little bit worried about your flight
What's that? Wait, what time is it? It's 340. No
Okay, fine
Shady's back wait 340 340 you got time. Okay. Are you guys two hours before type people?
What like oh, I mean, do you have like, uh, do you have like global entry and stuff? No
Uh, I have a boss attitude and and like just an affliction for travel. YVR is pretty good. You should probably be fine
I'm not worried. I could show about place at 750. I could show about damn seven o'clock. I think I make it
I think they're not really hitting it anymore. I'm just gonna make a slight adjustment here
To be clear, I realized that if I lean forward, it's not hitting me
Okay, fine. I'll stand I'll stand and that's door fixed it for you. That's so sweet of you
Oh, dude Oh, man, that is so much worse
I I have the towels though The towels here for you
Oh, no way. No way. No way. Okay. One more one more
chill
Ah
Did we use like water hardened components at all or like are we just hoping for the best here?
I kind of met the keyboard I see
Uh, can I get his side of that please? Just give me all the servos are waterproof and look at me though
No, I'm in like the keyboard
Oh, no way. Come on. Was that two you got them both? Yes. Oh, I look away for like two seconds and you nail it
Timing is key Da da da da
Oh Well, what the how you supposed to deal with that
Yeah, that wasn't it Thank you Linus
for the quick analysis Okay, I can jump on this for free and then I can shift walk forward
And then I can let it kind of toy with my my body. Don't you need to run and jump that though? That looks really far. Yeah
Wait for it It's actually so hard time
That's the key. I don't yeah, I think I think I can't I think you're right
Am I not touching the ground right now? What I feel like I'm floating Whatever this is it can't be that hard because they expect you to do it four times
Oh sick sick game removes right here boys
What? Okay, hold on. Oh god
I've done mr. Beast island for 24 hours I I
I have to say this is the worst shoot. I've ever done Linus. You're hurting me
I'm sorry The Canadian me I couldn't resist
I'm sorry Chill
I don't look sorry. It's because like we're just kind of always sorry even when we're having fun
Okay, you want to pick on me? Yeah, I'm an easy target
How much more of this is there you guys
And we didn't make the bidets, that's true. That's true. That's on you. That is the good people at brawndale
Okay, I see. Okay, but yeah, the middle one goes the other way though
So that one you can run with you. I okay. Yeah, you see it, right? Yeah
I didn't hit the jump button. Yeah, no that was uh, I hit the jump button. Yeah, you need the space bar there
Okay, do I look wet? Yep
Oh
I get it. I mean as a married man, I wouldn't know much about it, but I think you look wet
Come on Jesus
I'm just gonna force it
Oh No way. No way. Oh you freaking locked out on that. Oh my god slow quick or sneaky
What is happening right now, it's the part it's like there's a conveyor belt
That's like whipping back and forth shoot me shoot me right now shoot me right now
No, no, no, what was he breaking? Is he breaking things? I think he's breaking things. I broke something
Shoot me. No, dude, we don't even have the thing you have to die if you want to be shot
So so this thing is going to rotate. Oh, I have to either go fast or
Time it Oh slow, but it goes both ways
And yeah, it's a little I think I see I think it goes slow until you pass it and go fast
So this one's safe
Oh Wait, wait, wait, wait, what if I cheese it? What if I scam it?
Have you ever heard of scamming? Yeah, you went to that. I mean sure
Are you not gonna you're not gonna be able to ride the thing? Why not? Why not us? Why not now? That's gonna be harder
There's no actual way you cannot
Okay, well doing it regularly seems just as hard
What if I could ride the ride the hand?
I'm gonna be like cold and broken in the airport. He's gonna be like what you do here
I told the tsa agents I came to visit a friend
I should have said I came for a saw-like contraption
I Dude, I'm here to meet new underwear. All right, we got you
Oh man, oh, oh that looks so good. I'm gonna go fast. That looks so good. I'm going fast. Yeah, that looks so good
You were doing awesome. That was awesome
Do you have a swimming pool at home? Uh, yeah, why'd you have to bring it here with you?
Oh
Oh, oh, oh, no, I made it so far and I got punished. Okay
Oh man, dude, I actually made it far as hell. Okay, wait, wait. There's a checkpoint. Where is it?
Where's the checkpoint? I know there is no checkpoint it hits involved instead of keep going
This one might be too hard, dude You got me fired up saying that right now
Oh No way, he's at the halfway point. He's halfway
I'm actually so I can get this I can get this. Okay. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. I'm good. What?
No, I was thinking like okay So the rhythm's a little different right because the closer you are to the point where it returns
The sooner you have to jump again when it's coming behind you look at this. It's a torch
I know, but do you see this right here? It's a glitching thing. Yeah, what does it say? Uh, clean it
It looks too obvious
What is that though, I got a clue. I think it's the throw in case you get yourself soft to throw
Yeah, like to kill yourself on purpose
Oh No way
I'm going crazy here. I'm going crazy here
Okay, I'm gonna get this I'm gonna get this
Okay Oh, what's your best goofy impression? I feel
That was beast
We're not done
Oh
Sweet for check. Well, wait, hold on this one only gets you when you jump though. Yeah, but there's no checkpoint
Oh boy, I missed the first. Oh, this is wait. There's a checkpoint. Oh hell. Yeah
Oh, I thought I'd go all the way back. No, no, we just went through one. Oh hell yeah sweet for checkpoint. Yeah, okay
No, you got this. Oh, okay, that's where it gets a little trickier. Yeah, where it's like oscillating on it
I'm doing tricks on it Reference doing tricks on it. You know that means no
At some point your keyboard is going to break My keyboard. Yes
Why do you say that? Why do you say that
It still has the rg. Can you come from my perspective and get yeah
Okay, see this guy it still has all the rg wait. Oh no, I thought I lost the ability to crash
Oh, dammit, this one might be hard
Dude it sprays so much. Okay. Can you turn on the heater?
Okay, focus
Okay, oh this is easy sick game removes here we go. Oh, oh, no, I ran too early. I ran too early. I pre-jacked it
You know like that is not going to make it into the edit pre-jack
I think he thinks he's slanging over my head here
You realize we play exactly the same games with our brand sponsors too, right?
What can we get in there? Turns out the answer is often a hot dog
Wait for it. No, you got this. It's about patience
It's about drive. It's about power. We stay hungry. We devour. You can't get paid without patience
This boy he gets paid when you buy a swipe per day. It's true. Oh
Man, okay. This is very predictable. Oh, that's good
It's a plus Compared to everything so far. Why would you do that? What did you?
Why did you do that? I'm not trying to be critical, but go on buddy. Send the chair. Send the chair. You know how to do it
Well, no, it's because I don't know how yet
Okay, this is oh god, it stinks. Is that on again?
Oh my god, it still smells though. It's just me. It's really just me out there. This is very predictable
Minus I flew up
Oh, what's this that's just a decorum
Decorative you have to jump across that thing when the block is back in
Dude, I'm frigid. Oh the ledge. I didn't even know how this game works. I didn't know you could walk on that ledge
You're gonna walk on that ledge, but you got a timer when the block's on. Oh, that's why you're yelling at me
Yeah, because I didn't know what you were doing. I thought you were just like going for it
All right
I don't even know where the ladder is
That's all right. Where's the ladder? Oh, no, damn it. The more you get sprayed. Yeah
Do you have another shirt for chance?
It's time for my second challenge. We got all the shirts in the
Round two. Oh, no Oh
No
Dude, I actually get why this is funny. I didn't get it till just now
It's so much better over here. No
And then every time you fall it happens Except when it doesn't and then you're just
Oh
All right, I'll take this. I'll take this. No, I'm gonna get this. I think you can get this one actually
This is kind of your speed except for the sprinting. No
Little bit late
You know my nickname in house
Sorry you're saying my nickname in high school was early Linus
It was early Linus. Yeah, I was never on time for class. I'm totally unrelated
All right Nice. No, what just happened? You jumped again like a fool
I did not you didn't you didn't jump. I did not
Oh, hi mark
Okay, we'll even up power greater than you
Oh, no, that's way too late. Way too late way too late. I can't even see
Oh, I didn't do anything. That's all sounds like you gap. Okay
Your reaction speed's gone down people are talking about in the office
All right, come on keyboard's breaking. Okay Okay before it recedes
Yep, don't do that second jump thing. I didn't jump again. I just I didn't let go of it. I didn't know you did bunny hop
Okay If you hold it it jumps again. Yeah. Yeah, that's true. Well. Yeah, I don't I don't minecraft
Yeah, you're good. You're good. Okay, you can scooch forward a scope
Okay, okay So I think you start running like after this retracts before that was retracted. I think that's too late
It's got to be while it's still there But at the very end the close one can go away. Then you rise it. Wait, wait, wait, wait. No, hold on
Oh my god. No, it's exactly the same every time. Yeah, I have to be in the air
While there. Yeah. Yeah. While while that one's still there. Oh my god
The second one the first one the moment the first one goes away. I think you I think you can like maybe wait a half beat
Then you go Okay
Oh You went too far forward you hit the next challenge you actually did it though. You did it the first time
You're actually piecing this
The double jump man you gotta stop double jumping just press the spacebar don't hold it
I like when it's phrasingly is not even close to like the water. All right
I wouldn't say that was a little late
Oh
Not enough for it not enough for it. You were there. You were there. You had it. I I I have a vision
I know how to beat this. I will do this. We will succeed
Royalty again
I beat nothing I wanted a lot from you though about business and love and vasectomies
It turns out you can come after you get one and how he knows
Oh, that was sick. I was too far. It was it was. You did great. You did great. That was great. I actually thought I had it
Yeah, that's more red bull
Okay, although we gotta wash it down real quick
Oh
It's clean Vancouver water it doesn't taste bad
I mean you're from LA so yeah, it's true your water's terrible
Wow
Oh, I was way too late. I was way too late. I had to do it before. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
I changed how I did it for some reason I panicked fear
Okay, the moment it goes away
Okay a little more
What's worse the pain of the cackles
I really don't think you have to do this Why would you say that
Okay, I I need to own it yourself you had it. I I I I I have to do this. What time is it?
I got it Okay, do we have a change of clothes after this? Oh thank god. Okay
Dude I was Okay
Don't you wait. I just want to achieve something. I mean you achieved getting this far
That doesn't mean you achieved creating the swipe and swipe plus bidets. Yeah, but that's just for a sales pitch
Why would anyone buy something for someone who can't even finish a bike or a marathon?
To prove that they can do it With two swipe plus bidets
Guys, I don't quit
Too early Oh
Wait Fine
Does he see this zone? Look at the zone he's in. Okay, but let's see the zone now. He's got it this time
Bop-bop jump bop-bop
Bop-bop Bop-bop jump bop-bop
Bop-bop jump bop-bop
Bop-bop jump
Last obstacle okay, so hold on hold on is it three or is it four it's
There's a four See, yeah, there's the one back there too, but there's a gap between all of them. So it's actually just about
Getting one and then stopping Close together
That's miserable what a miserable final challenge
I feel like the dev of this game didn't keep in mind that some people are going to be playing with a bidet that targets them and hits them with water
We can reach out and find out they thought about that
Oh My god, dude, this is the spacing is so hard to micro adjust
Wait, wait, wait. I'm so stupid Linus
I figured it out. Okay, if we get back there, we're not losing
Is this a Stockholm syndrome the fact that he keeps referring to us as we and
Getting through this together like I'm the tormenter
I will guide you out of here
To the speed our music okay, here we go check this out
Oh
Um This is a good idea
Why were we platforming first person? Yeah, that's a good question
People are gonna be watching this like look at these idiots
You know what we'll cut all of that out So all they'll see is this okay
I got you to be fair. This is still kind of hard
But it just gives way more info
It doesn't help that the camera angle keeps doing what it's doing, but now you got this
And then here you want first person for here. Yeah, I think so. Oh, that's that's gone. That's the second person
Come on, man. Come on. We did this
Huh third person was cheating third person was cheating. I don't care we didn't know
Why was it cheating?
Final jump final jump
Well, what's the final jump? I don't really get it. Oh wait, so okay. We've got the drawbridge that goes down
Okay, but what is this? How do you I don't know? I think it's moving now. I get on it. Okay. Yeah, you just get on it
Okay, okay
Okay, so you just got to bounce yeah, and then bounce and then make it
You
This is as close as we get oh Okay, yeah, so I didn't know how far it went. No, no, no, no. Yeah. Okay
I'm frigid like glass. Can we turn on the heater?
What do you know when you know it's the end here look up for a second maybe we can see
When it reaches the end of the track or we can count them on the way back actually
Um, okay No, you got to hit the thing first you got to hit the the bridge first wait what?
No, no, no, you're not supposed to hit it. You're supposed to dodge it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Hold on
Wait, this is good. I have enough time to make a jump and get back in one cycle. How sure are you?
I'm supposed to land on it. You think well, I'm sorry. I'm just thinking I'm just thinking I'll let no it might be too far
I don't think you can make it Oh, maybe you can
Did you hit it? I can't even tell
No, I don't you pop up You got you got me. You got me. You got me perplexed
No
Okay, do you want me to do a shift while you watch right now?
Okay, let's just let's just think about this. How do we beat this? This is the find that's the finish line
Do we think you're supposed to jump on it?
So my concern is when you jump on the bouncy thing now, you're not getting far enough
Yeah, it doesn't feel like that But I thought it was because maybe I was hitting my head
On the the the wood. Can we go in third person to just find out if that's what's happening? It's actually such a pieced idea
We should have counted how many this was Okay, so the timing it's going to be
Fall bounce Oh, no, that's definitely that's definitely it. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. It's just gotta make it. Okay. All right. Okay
So the way slime blocks work is you bounce more the more center you are I believe to a slime block conglomerate
Okay, we we got a 34 we're going third person. It's challenging enough
Oh, oh right. It's cheating. Okay. Do you want me to do a shift? Help me
I think it's jammed No, no, no, no because if you no offense if you cross the finish line
After everything I have done. Oh, oh, oh, it's we're going to do this now. It's everything I've done one two
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And I hit my head there for sure. I called it. Okay, so it's 12
I don't know how to not hit my head though
I think I got it in one cycle though
I wish Can we get up mop on the mouse pad? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I got
House pad mop incoming. Here you go sir. Thank you. Thank you. Donk. Donk. Donk
All right trains here Okay, 12 12 clicks 12 clicks then we make a leap
One two three four five six seven eight nine 10 11
11 Did I come wrong? I think it moved one before you jumped on it
You didn't say a word but I couldn't tell until you jumped and it wasn't in the right spot
One two three four five six seven eight nine 10 11
Oh ref ref please give me that
Okay
I'm so close. I'm so close. I can taste victory with my mouth and you sure that's not water
They taste similar I think
One two three four five six seven eight nine 10 11 12
I uh, I uh, I uh, I uh, I wanna I want I want to do someone
I want
Okay, one two three four five six. Tell me to jump seven eight nine 10 11 12 go now
Okay, well I was wrong It's okay
It's okay. Okay, but but I was paying attention to the timing so you went right when it was down. Yeah, so we want
the opposite of that two three four
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12 Oh, I think that was exactly the same timing. Oh, I was it was it was it was it was it was it was
Was Wait
Pipe up
Buddy I was late and you didn't say anything
Three no no no no no no I think you need to wait six no no I can't say you're gonna wait
You gotta get it right before it comes back 11 no watch they're devious watch they're devious
No, no you hit it out. You hit it twice. I but I need to hit it the moment it comes up
The moment it comes up I hit it comes up. Yes the moment so it's down and then I need to be jumping as it's coming up
Like right now You know right now three four five
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I lost count I lost count Linus I lost count I freaked the f*** out because I lost count
I
I've come too far to stop two
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It was too late. It was too late. I should have jumped while I was down
What What what does everyone snicker about four you're doing great five six seven eight nine
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What do we mean? No, what do you mean? No, I mean you hit the finger with your head. Tell me you want to jump please
Okay, fine. I'll tell you how to jump just say just say jump. Okay. I'm gonna say jump
The the code word is don't jump and then I know to jump. Okay
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Yes Wait, why is it going up now? It's celebration. Oh my god
Oh, I'm so happy we did something of value
And it was barely valuable. I was gonna say
Oh, man, um And you wow, we really had to dig into the archives for this church
We have a fourth level of shirt
These are supposed to be bits of ripped up masking tape to mark deficiencies in a wall
Really? Yeah, that is a deep cut. Yeah, because my painters um for my house where I had an argument with them about the kind of
Paint they were using satin or egg shell finished. It doesn't have the point is
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