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All right Linus, can you do a segue to today's sponsor?

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And this video is brought to you by Dbrand, I guess, right?

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Dbrand. Dbrand. Dbrand. Dbrand. Dbrand. Dbrand.

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Dbrand. Dbrand. And it's Dbrand.

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Yeah, I've got this sponsor and we have this adversarial relationship.

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What is this? Dbrand is offering you a unique opportunity.

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Height increased in souls. What is the point of this, Dbrand?

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I think there's a phone in there. I kind of felt like I was describing my abusive relationship to them,

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but telling them everything was okay. Dbrand is a serious company.

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Dbrand sent us a game for us to play. Be not the last one to push a button.

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Ah, what are these glyphs? Oh, what?

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All I've been told. Imagine if they used, oh my god, how many boxes.

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Oh my god, an extra inch couldn't hurt, right?

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Why would they do this?

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Packing peanut. It's available right now.

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Oh, did Dbrand put you up for this? Oh my god.

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Look, you can't do that. Oh my god, you got it on the headphones.

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I just want to know what's in it. Oh, reapers. Okay. One of these days, Dbrand is going to mail me a corpse or something.

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Capsism. Capsism? I think those are bad things.

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All I know is this is something to do with Dbrand. Oh my god.

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Those, no, I don't like it. It's ridiculous.

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Shout out Dbrand for deceptive advertising practices. The half expect something to pop out of it and stick into my eye.

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Mine is in the event of your death. I would expect it to be Dbrand.

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I need you to commit to sponsoring my funeral if I die.

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Is this a fan fiction? Is it art? Is it artfully reimagined?

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Is it a cape? I have yet to locate a bag of money.

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I better get paid. We took cash in advance for this, right?

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They need to pay extra for that. Is this a hundred fucking pounds of chocolate?

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You embezzling me? I got a little message from Dbrand yesterday.

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Oh, there's actually money in there. This is it? You will pay for this.

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That's my garage door. That's a really weird and fucked up thing to have in the packaging.

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Is this from Dbrand? No, you just stand there and look pretty.

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Those appear to be glass shards. Did Dbrand actually...

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Oh, it stinks. ...ship me a box of glass shards?

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Why did we do this? Because they pay us.

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Fuck Dbrand, our sponsor. Welcome to the Dbrand factory.

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I'm sure this is some kind of coded insult. There's no broken glass this time, right?

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Yep. That's a picture. All right.

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Yvonne cried.

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Visit dbrand.com slash shortlinus.

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Shortlinus.com. Shortlinus.com. Shortlinus.com.

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At shortlinus.com. Really? Is there another vanity URL?

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You guessed it. I am very short.com using code 5-foot-1.

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Two, three, 12. 11 and a half iPhones tall.

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Shortlinus.com or what? Even better. 11iphonestall.com.

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Not only did they buy the domain, they keep renewing it.

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That was great, but the vanity is shortlinus.

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Shortlinus. No, I refuse to read that.

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It's shortlinus. No, they can change my vanity URL today.

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They can change it. It's going to be dbrand.com slash Linus. And I expect to find something really nice there.

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All right, time to go home. See you later.

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Assholes?